May 22, 2024 • 50 mins
Ray tried something new in the bedroom last night and let's just say he thinks everyone should try it. Lunchbox was ready to boycott a restaurant after a terrible experience and then something unexpected happened. Ray was on top of the Rory McIlroy rumors before they were being reported all over the place and we have a report from someone who was at the PGA Championship over the weekend.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, we got to talk about those things. I said, Yeah,
I know, I know. You want to bring back the segment.
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Just search Sore Losers Podcast. There's some other guys up there.
They do music. We don't. We just do vulgar jokes
and a lot of fun. Man.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah all right, yeah, ready, that's awkward. Sorry, that's my fault.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I wanted to talk about Aaron Rodgers and then we
have to do how did you Sleep last night? Yeah,
as requested by my wife.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I forgot about Aaron Rodgers, but I did have down
how did you sleep last night? So you want to
start it so we can do it.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, Arnold is here. Arnold would give me a second.
I originally said I wanted you to act like you
were one of the onlookers of the Scottie Scheffler situation.
But here's the deal. Nobody gives a shit any match.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
But I do have a report from Valhalla.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
We're actually gonna go to a real report. Arnold's not
doing that because I thought it could be a little
not tasteful just because somebody did die.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
And you, Hey, Ray, you were the first one to
break it. But man New York Post article today Rory McElroy,
Amanda balionis romance rumors are talk of the links after
Golfer's divorce.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I can give more information now that I hear that.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I mean the New York Post is putting their names
on it, saying everybody in the PGA is talking about it.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
So I would say that the menu is flush today.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Oh dude, I haven't even told you the Post stuff
I want to talk about.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
The menu continues to grow. We have appetizers and or
divorce and desserts. Those are called what are they called?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
What are or divorce called appetizers? Now it's a omnivores.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I'm pronouncing it divorce.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Omnivorce, omnivor No, that's not omnivores or orders? What is that?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I don't know?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Then, what is the one you said before that?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Or divorce? That's what it says on the menu. But
I think there's a different way to pronounce it.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Oh the other we went to eat when I was
in Austin for iHeart Festival. It was Me Gray, No, Me,
Garrett Ryan and Chess Day And I told you that
place we went to and I didn't know how to
say it, and I said, I sat there and I said,
I'll take the sh and I said Shit's chicken, and
they're like, no, it's the Schlitz's chicken. I'm like, okay,
(02:21):
really well, you put it that way trying to make
me say shit's chicken, and I did it, and you
spelled that way on purpose, and our whole table they are,
You're such an idiot. Why would you think it's shit's chicken?
And I said, guys, look at the damn name.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
It says shits all right, I have it here. You
ready for the pronunciation?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Please, it's probably give me some commercial?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Is an appetizer?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Orr or dir? Yeah, so it's it's spelled or divorcee,
but it's an order.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Why don't they just spell? I don't understand that. I'm
gonna I'm gonna pull up the menu for this place
and I'm gonna show you what I ordered and tell
me it doesn't look like shit's chicken.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
All right, you pull up Arnold, you pull out Honld.
Let's go get up here. How you been man? Good dude?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Drincover We good parting bender for they.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Are just like Johnny Manziel, Baby Let's get up all right, man,
Nobody talks about Johnny Menzel anymore, even though he is
still one of my favorites. We're gonna do the intro Arnold,
get up here, do with me. We're doing it live.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
We oh the one shoot three?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
So losing?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
What up everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
What have you all at, Saison? I'm from the north.
I'm an alpha male. I live on the north side
of Nashville with Baser, my wife, in the country. In traffic.
It's about an hour and fifteen minutes in the morning.
I do it in twenty don't tell the cops. I won't.
But yeah, we got ranch land, farmland. There's about, i'd say,
a handful of landowners, farmers that have about one hundred
acres each and they ain't selling. And it is beautiful
(03:58):
because I just drive by nothing but prairie and pumpkin patches, raspberries, blueberries,
and I believe they also do corn.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Wow, it's blueberries and raspberries. Can I go out there
and pick them?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
And I had one of the old land owners say
to me. He explained it like this, He said, oh yeah, dude,
I have developers coming off for me millions every year.
And the answer he always gives him is, you don't
think I would have developed it if I wanted to
develop it?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Right? Can you read that?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
That's damn right? Man? Why you need a city slicker
to develop it? I got an excavator at my property.
She could have developed it if I wanted to develop it.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I mean, what would we do without the blueberry bushes?
You know what I mean? Where do you think the
Kroger gets their blueberries? You think I sell theseter Kroger?
Hell no, I go to the farmer's market, farm fresh
and sprouts?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Tell me, right?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
What is that? General? What's chicken shits? I mean that's why.
I mean, I don't understand how that's not.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
That's why they do it. It's Austin. They're trying to
be They're trying to be cool.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah. Whatever is that.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
A man or woman restaurroom?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
What?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
No, it's a restaurant. It was called Zoe Tong.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Do you know farm fresh when it's really farm fresh
and farm to table. They got one by me, bro
I didn't know this. It still has dirt on the shit. Yeah, dude,
I went and got these strawberries and I go, which
ones do? I go? And she goes, oh, you just
pick out whichever onees you want. And I go, I'm sorry,
I don't know if I'm going crazy with these all
have dirt on them, and she goes, oh, that's farm
(05:27):
fresh if we just picked them and then you just
go home and wash them. I was like, oh, but
they're not like that at Walmart, and she goes, oh,
that's that's just how it always is. So and I go,
so they're all gonna have dirt on it, and she goes, yep,
just pick which one you like.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, when you get him from my Walmart or HB
or whatever, you don't really need to wash them. They're
already washed. They've been washed like five hundred times. I've
seen him before. They get washed like you go to
the farmer's market. Those you need to wash because there's
actual dirt, like dirty dirt dirt.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
That's why I said to Bay, I go, Bait, I
think I might be a dumb ass, but that lady
just sold me strawberries with dirt all over him. And
she goes no farmer's market.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Dude, my wife made me one time. Okay, this is
gonna I don't think I've ever told this story. My
wife likes to follow these people on Instagram and they
talk about the Losers podcast. Sore Losers podcast. You can
do that. You can follow us on Facebook, you can
email us. We are the sored Losers at gmail dot com.
You can go to sored Loosers dot com. Whatever you want.
She follows these people like talking about the best strawberries
(06:25):
in the world right here in Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I was gonna say locally, otherwise why woul.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Right here locally? And they were like, oh my gosh.
When they go on sale, they sell out within minutes
and they just set up on the side of the road.
You have to get there quick to get the strawberries.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
No connection. Amish people next to me they have strawberry milk.
When it goes on sale, it's gone same day.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Really, yeah, fantastic. Since when is strawberry milk. It's pretty
good strawberry shakes. I used to be a chocolate milkshake guy,
but I'm gonna tell you what wish. Fresh strawberries milkshakes
are delicious.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
But Hey, you just led the intro to the strawberry thing.
Are you gonna give us the address?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
So my wife follows them, follows them, and she's like,
oh my gosh, they posted they're gonna be They're gonna
be setting up shop in thirty minutes. We gotta go.
We have to go. So we drive thirty minutes kids,
no car seats, no kids, we're at school.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
We drive thirty minutes across town just to a random intersection.
And they're just set up with the back of their
pickup truck in the grass.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Which I mean, let's be bro. That ain't BBB Better
Business Bureau.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
That is definitely not up to health code, you know,
violations or protocol whatever you call it. Excuse me? Can
I see your permit for selling food? Now we don't
have one small question.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Can I see your permit to start a business on
a road side?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Can I see your permit where you're just having cars
stop in the middle of the road because you have
strawberries lined up out here? Oh no, you're not. You
think you're not causing a traffic hazard. I mean there's
people running across the street to get your strawberry.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Bro, same one with mine. Cars dive bombit. Uh you guys,
aren't you supposed to have a parking lot if it's
a business.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I mean, it's like it's the right away on the road. Literally,
they're just on the shoulder. Their truck is parked in
the ground.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It's genius.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
And then you pull up on the shoulder and get out.
Why cars are going forty five I mean it's forty
five mile an hour roads with whoo whoo. I don't
know why we're knocking it. They're smart, they're making money.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
But the whole time I'm parked up there on the
side of the road, you know, I'm worried about getting told.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Oh my gosh, my wife. I mean, you brought me
of another in rat it down?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I know.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Wipe Atlanta Ray, Wipe Atlanta Ray.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
What are you gonna do? The Big Show story Atlanta Ray. No. See,
here's the thing, his good stories he sends to the
Big Show. No, his bad, crappy stories.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
He gives to us no incorrect And you're right at
the same time, because that is what pays my bills.
And so we get these strawberries. It's like twenty five
dollars for this thing of strawberries because they're fresh, right,
and they tasted just like the ones at Kroger. They
were all dirty, they were and they were here. I
mean it was a huge box. I mean, it would
have taken me a month to eat this many strawberries.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
She got to think, there's the margins and it's just
there's you know what straw tastelet strawberry. I mean, how
much more berry can you get?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
But they talked about how juicy they were gonna be
in there, their best strawberries ever, and my wife fell
for the Instagram. We drove thirty minutes over there and
she was like, oh shit, eat one on the way home.
I'm like, well, if you want to eat the ones
with dirt on them, she goes, yeah, we shud probably
wash them. We go home, we wash them, and afterwards
she was like, they just taste like strawberries. Yeah, don't
understand the hype. Not going back.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
But the strawberry milk though pretty good from the Amish.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Strawberry milkshakes when they put fresh strawberries, when they just
put the like strawberry syrup, NAT can't have that and
all the fresh strawberries.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
My thing with the Amish not that I did it,
and now it was other people. People kind of made fun
of it miss in the Amish because they didn't have electricity,
and they turned their own butter bro. Where I'm at now,
the Amish are the most people popular people in town.
They'll roll I go into their store and it's sorry,
we're out of that. Nope, I'm the Amish are the
cool people now, and people are coming in and they're saying, no,
I'm sorry. You know, we're all sold out, thank you. Yeah,
(10:17):
we close in twenty minutes. They're turning people away. They're
not popular kids. Oh yeah, Now do they do it?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Do they have an electricity cash register or do they
just do it by hand?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Now they have electricity. Okay, but the one I go to, dude,
they got this blueberry coffee. It sells out instantly. The
strawberry milk. People want it so bad they trust and
return their own bottles so that they can just turn
it over and produce more and quicker. So people instead
of just keeping a bottle, which you're not obligated to
return it, they'll bring it back so then you can
(10:46):
get more strawberry milk for the community in a more
rapid time.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
That's pretty incredible. Yeah, everything.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
They got beef turkey, best you've ever had. They'll make
soups and they'll put it in a bag and all
you do is a bag.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah, and you do well.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
It's factory no, I got it, and then you just
dump it in the pot and it's all right there.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Huh, not bad.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I think that's the only things we've gotten there.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
And they do they serve fresh meals, like can you
go order off a menu?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I saw that last time I was there. They have
I saw grilled cheese sandwiches all which I want to
see if that's.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Bench of their cheese is so good because it's so.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Fresh, elite, right, I didn't have to, dude. It was
too busy. I went in there thinking it was gonna
be like some old lady like knitting Hello, welcome to
the eye may sture, Dude. It was people running left
and right. I had milk cartons over here.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
This one guy's like, I got a steak.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, But I got the hell out of there as
fast as I could once I got the blueberry coffee
and the strawberry milk.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Blueberry coffee. Yeah, never heard of that fresh blueberries or
is it like a sweetener.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
It's all it's all in the bean or something. But
it flies off the shelves. It'll be it's probably gone.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Now, probably sold out. Talk can get it.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Are we gonna hit the menu?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah? I want to talk to you about you brought
up parking and freaking out. When we were in Atlanta,
we had to go to I had to go to
the radio station on the Saturday for Megan Maroney. She
was doing three songs, meet and greet with some listeners.
I was there doing a little Q and A, and
my wife came with the kids, and so they were
parked in the parking lot. There's a little park where
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you can climb on things and run around in a
green area, but it's paid parking. So she paid for
two hours, which is the time limit that we were
going to be there. And when the two hours were
up and the Megan Maroney thing was up, I call
her and I'm like, hey, you ready to go? Like
She's like, yes, but we need a bathroom. We need
a bathroom. Kids have got to go pee. And I'm like,
(12:34):
all right, we'll just come over here to the radio station.
We'll go in the bathroom. She goes, but we're out
of parking. The parking is expired, and I don't want
to pay eleven dollars for us to just go to
the bathroom. She says, how far is your cousin's house
from here? And I said forty five minutes. She goes, well,
we definitely have to go to the bathroom before we go.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
There's not another bathroom in Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
And I said, okay, well just walk over here, and
she goes, but the parking. She goes, I can't leave
the car. I said, what do you mean you can't
leave the car? Well, I mean it's expired, so I
can't leave the car because what oh wait, I see
a guy. I see a guy. Kids get in the car.
Kids get in the car.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Fake like you're going.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
She's like and they're like, but what about that? Should
just buckle up, hurry buckle And I'm like, hey, it's
She goes, no, no, the guy's scanning. The guy's scanning cars.
And I was like, okay, do you want to walk?
You want me to walk over there?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Yeah, come over here. Kids get it. Guys just don't
worry about your dad. Just get in, get in the car.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
And they're on foot.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I'm like, okay, then just pay the eleven dollars. Why
that's a waste of eleven dollars. But okay, then walk
over here. Well, I don't want to get a ticket.
Will either pay the eleven dollars? She's like, no, no,
let's just go.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
It's forty five minutes? And I get to the car
and I'm like, all right, I hang up. Yeah, okay,
what's the problem. She was, Okay, he's not scanning anymore.
I thought he was scanning. I think he was just
re upping his pay. Oh, car, I said, you want
to walk over here to the bathroom and or I
can stay with the car and you can go. She goes, no, no, no,
I don't have to go to the bathroom. I said, well,
(14:08):
then why don't you stay with the car? Well no, no,
but what if he comes. I'm like, make up your mind.
She goes, I'll just pay the eleven dollars. So she
paid the eleven dollars so we could go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I have the same thoughts.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I was, and in the moment, I was like, this
is how Ray lives his life. And then she goes
once it was paid, she goes, oh, sorry, I was
so spastic. I was just so stressed out about getting
a ticket.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
That's me. I laughed because I see myself in the mirror.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
And I was like, wow, this, I mean like the
odds that he comes when we're in there. I mean,
it's called a game of gamble. You can pay the
eleven dollars or you can take the risk of walking
to the bathroom coming back. Maybe you have a ticket. Okay,
so you paid the twenty five dollars ticket, you lost
fourteen bucks. Those are the chances you take. That's gambling.
But we paid the eleven dollars. We went into the bathroom,
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got a box of donuts that were left over from
Megan Maroney, and we went to my cousins.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Now, the only story more embarrassing than that one is
the time I sat outside the barbecue place while you
and Eddie ate on the patio for another ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah, you sat in the car and I was in.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
My vehicle so that we didn't get towed, and I
just rolled down the window and tried to hear what
you guys were talking about.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Now, I want to know how'd you sleep last night?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Baser said, I had to do the segment whether you
have one or not.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Well, you want me to tell you mine first, and
then you can. You're probably better Last night, dude, I
was out cold solid. Then the four year old woke
up at two am needed a pee. Then I woke
up at three am because I had a panic attack
that I forgot to do a cameo. Someone ordered a
cameo and I was for some reason in the middle
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of the night. I freaked out, like I missed it.
The timeline. You know, you have a deadline to do it.
And it was a guy wanted me to propose to
his chick.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
For him half asleep. That's what quality work.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
And I was like, oh my god, did I miss it?
Oh my god, I forgot to do it.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
You're all groggers.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
And I was like, oh no, I looked at the time,
is still two days left?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
So worse, dude. You can't end the streak, right, can't
end the streak? So I didn't you have a street going?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yeah, I have a Oh I've never missed one. I'm
at nine hundred and something. Sheeez uh, but I had
I had a freak out that I literally I'm at
nine and ninety three.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Dude, here's a little trick. This isn't for anybody in
their car. You guys don't do cameos. Maybe something you
do this is a trick for you. So I had
one that was about to expire, and I'm working with
baser's dad.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I'm blake.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I can't do this cameo for whatever. Dad he already
thinks I'm a dude. I was like, there's no way
I can be Like what up?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Man?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
So I got on the video and I go, hey,
I'll do a better one. I'll do it when I'm
at the radio station. But right now I'm just talking
to you real quick. But I'll do a better one.
Just hit me up with your number. I'll text it
to your hit me up on DM on Instagram. But
but you get credit for that cameo and then you
do it later.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Oh but I still, I mean, I think you have
to do two.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
It's just a little bit of a hack.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yes, but that's pretty good because I didn't even think
about that. But I literally woke up in the middle
of the night freaked out that I missed this dude's engagement,
like I missed proposing to his chick. And then I
Lena said two days, four hours left, and I was like, oh, okay,
and I went back to bed.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Dude, I'm all about the streak though. On Cameo, I've yeah,
it doesn't matter if I'm at a restaurant, I'll go
outside and do it the house, any room of the house.
I don't give a rip. Basers on a zoom call
for work, yelling in the living room. But you gotta
keep the street going, to.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Beat the street like I beat Joe Demagio.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
No you didn't.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Oh that is yeah, yeah it is. Now, how did
you sleep last night?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
The minute that it happened, Basier said, you got to
do how'd you sleep last night? This is one of
the best of all time. Cat pissed on me. Dude.
I'm in the room and I you always try to
get the perfect set up at night. You know you
got you have the kids to bed for me. It's
get the cat. Calm down. Baezer's upstairs. She's already got
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her spaghetti, she watches TV. Lights are all perfect, doors
are good. All right. I'm just gonna go down. And
I even thought to myself, this is a perfect night,
What a perfect time to just go to sleep. This
is awesome. Seven point thirty game was starting. We hit
the first quarter bet life was good. So I'm like, ah,
I'm just gonna lay down. Cat comes up to me.
But the cat didn't know I was in the bed.
And we've looked it up since cats that are young,
(18:17):
it's only four months old apparently have like really active
bladders and can get scared and they'll just piss themselves.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Hold on, your cat's still only four months. I feel
like you've had it for like two years.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Oh it is a year?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Yeah, good, thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Why did I say that it's a year? But they
get scared. The cat had no idea I was in
the bed because I was laid so perfectly thinking in
my head, this is a perfect night that when it
jumped on the bed, it didn't know I was there.
And I'll kind of move my foot over, not to
get too much in the weeds and bore you with it,
but I'll put my foot on its belly. And it
scared the shit out of her.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
She jumped five feet in the air and then came
down and just going crazy. Two seconds later, it comes
and just sits right next to me. I'm like, damn,
this cat's never just wanted to sit next to me
as I'm sleeping this night can't be getting any more perfect.
And then it turns around and kicks its foot and
I get misted with something and it smelled like wet piss,
(19:06):
and I was like, what the hell did it just
spray me? But I think only boy cats spray. I
go and turn on the light and there is a
puddle on my bed. I scared the cat so much,
I scared the piss out of it. You get spray
in the face, dude, Yeah, And so I hit up Bazer.
I immediately had to and at the same time, I'm thinking,
lunch has to deal with this with the kids.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Oh yeah. When I used to change diapers, really, the
only one that peed on me was my first one.
He would anytime I wipe, because they're kind of cold.
Whenever you'd be wiping, like just to clean up his
the pea that he'd already been in his diaper on
his legs, he'd pee on you. It was amazing. The
other two I never really had a pea incident, which
was pretty awesome. But I've been peeding on the face
(19:50):
for sure.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
But because you've shared how did you sleep last night?
I felt not as alone and actually I was fine
to clean it up because I said, other people go
through this. And then this morning Baser texted me they
got it all cleaned up even better, and she said,
the cat's just been looking at it weird, like what
I did was wrong to dad. Dad goes to work,
loves our family. And then the I pissed all over
(20:13):
Dad last night. She said, the cat cannot wait for
me to come home because it knows it did bad. Okay, okay, Yeah,
how'd you sleep last night?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
That was a great segment. I pissed on by a cat, Ray,
And you know what, I'm pissed off about something and
we'll talk about it right after this.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
We still have two other hits. I mean, we got
a lot Rogers Ballyoni's. Because I have another tidbit on that.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Well, then I'm gonna skip my dude, this Joe is
so robust.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
We're having to kick segments to the ways.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yeah, I can do that one tomorrow. I can do
I can do that one on Friday.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Like here here's but I'm gonna tell you what happened
to me last night. Ray. It's a very weird situation.
So we get hit up by a family and they're like, hey,
do you guys want to go out to dinner, bring
the kids. There's this guy that performs kids songs. He's
performing at five o'clock at this restaurant and we're like, yeah,
(21:15):
sounds like a fun night out. Five o'clock. We'll eat,
be back in time for the Celtics Pacers Game one.
I'll be sitting in front of the TV. It'll be awesome, awesome,
So get there at like five fifteen and put our
name in. They're like, oh yeah, it's gonna be about
an hour and twenty minute.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Wait, well, I'm Jason Gibbles, Big Show. I say, okay,
time to name drop. No, it's okay because the guy's
performing music. So the kids will be entertained for the
hour and twenty minutes. We'll have some margarita's. It'll be great.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
We sat outside, the kids ran around, played on the
you know playscape.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yeah back here.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
No, I didn't en pay attention to where they were.
I didn't care because it was it was closed off,
like they couldn't get out. And then he's performing music,
singing songs like head shoulders, knees in tos, these in
toses in toes, head shoulders, these in toes, and old
McDonald had a farm.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
And on that farm he had a what yeah, waiter, waiter, Yeah,
I'm singing waiter.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
And the kids are like pig and he goes pig
point point here, and he has a little machine.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Oh so when you said they're playing kids, I thought
maybe it was stuff that's appropriate. You're talking they were
playing two year old songs. Oh yeah, what is next?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
The spider? And then he handed out scarfs, like little scarfs,
and the kids are swinging them in the air back
and forth, having a blast.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Dude, there ain't no Italian father out there that did
this for his kids. No, ray, it's because I'm a
good dad.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
And so I'm sitting there and it's like hour and
twenty minutes goes by and still not our name, Hour
and thirty minutes go by, still not our name, hour
and forty five minutes school.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Hopefully you guys ain't parked, That's.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
All I've been thinking that. Luckily we were in there
a lot, so it's not no paying in the lot.
And they call our name and go inside and I'm like,
oh yeah, all right, we got you out here, and
there's a picnic. There's two picnic tables. I was like, oh,
this one looks great because it's shaded, like, actually, we
have you at this one over here. Son's still baking
down on it. An all right, cool whatever. Yeah, we
(23:23):
sit down, We eat some chips and salcea. We order
our meals. The kids have no interest in eating. They
are just running around playing. They don't eat. They eat
but four slices of.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Apples, context clues, chips and salsa and margarita Mexican restaurant.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Correct, and so then we eat and we eat, eat,
and finally it's like the Celtics games started, and now
where I'm sitting I can see it, but that other
table was like the first table. Then the TV, so
I'm watching it over Brian's shoulder and I'm just looking
at it trying to check it out. Okay, Celtics up twelve.
(23:58):
Nothing cool, they had it on.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah, Oh it's tough in my neck of the woods
to get a basketball or football game on. They play soccer.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Well yeah, football had been going on, so it's kind
of hard to get it on right now.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
And they play horse raising, I mean they do. They
do the sports, the b sports. I want Sports Center,
a block sports on the TV.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Well, I apologize for you moved to where you moved.
I didn't tell you Meg that what you're telling board baseball,
that's what you said.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Football.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, Medicano football.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Eh.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
So I'm watching the game. It's cool. And then it
goes to halftime. They're tied, I think sixty four sixty four,
and I'm like, man, we need to get out of here.
It's getting late, you know. So the waitress comes over.
It's like, oh, you know anything else I can get
for you. You're like, oh, we'll take a couple of
boxes and we'll take the check. Yea. And she was
like you two together and you have which kid? We're like, no, no,
(24:48):
we'll just split it down the middle.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Don't worry about it, Like oh, everybody does a square.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yeah, we'll just we'll just split it. Don't worry about it,
No big deal.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Do you have an extra mark for the big guy?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
And so she's like, okay, I'll be right back and Ray,
I mean we sit there for fifteen minutes, twenty minutes,
twenty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I mean, coach, at some point, as the man you need,
I would be talking to a manager or something.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
My kids are playing this little game where they have
a hook, you know, and they throw the ring and
they try to catch it on the hook.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Very fun bar game.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Fun bar game. My kids are playing it. They're getting
hit in the face by the ring when it because
they forget it comes back and my two year old
doesn't know how to catch back.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Kids, you can pay us later in life when you're
drunk and a lot funner.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Then he my five year old has to go to
the bathroom. So we go up and go pee. Come back.
It's been thirty five minutes. She comes to the table.
She's like, oh, yeah, we're we're working on your check.
We're just having a little technical difficulty right now.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah, that's not an excuse. That doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
And I'm like, here, here, here's my card. I don't
care about splitting it. Just just take it. Damn my boy.
No get a bonus for the big boy at Christmas
because the other couples like, we'll just bend moo, and
I was like, yes, just make it easy, just just
charge it.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
She goes, okay, honey, dude, we got a four.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
And no, I wouldn't even know. And so I'm like great,
So she takes it, honey, double check check, and I'm like,
all right, so we start packing up the kids, We
pack up everybody. All right, here we go, We're about
to leave. Fifteen minutes later, she's still not back.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Nubie or I mean, not good at her job or
super packed in your hood.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
I don't know, that's bad business. Twenty minutes later, third
quarter has ended, right we we asked for the check
at halftime.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
That's how you can tell it.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
By the third quarter is over, dude, I'm about to
miss the entire game, right yeah. And I'm like, she
comes back over she goes, h I can't see him
to get it to work, so your meal is just
on the house. Oh damn. And I'm like, oh god, okay,
okayn't worry about to wait.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I'll give you a five star right now. I got
to help on my phone.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
You know how I was tasting back and forth over here,
and I was getting you. I would see it. I
was a little agitated. It on my face, like you
saw the frustration. The wheels were turning on my head. Honey,
we won back that first half. Bat I was like, oh,
you know, I was. I was getting kind of frustrated.
I was getting a little agitated with you. You know you
can wipe all that. I am happy as a clam wright.
(27:15):
Oh rush, I am so happy. I Hey, listen, anytime
you want, you take your time every time. If you're
gonna cump our meal, I mean we're talking about two
pictures of Margarita's. Honey, will you lot.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Up that piece of paper that we're gonna live in
the comment boey?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Hey, honey, can you do you know how to delete that?
Help you?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
H honey, log on Google Reviews real quick. Delete that
as yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Please, that's gonna be kind of awkward when they see
that this.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Is our favorite place.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Hey, I'm coming back your every Monday night. Oh I
love it.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Here, dude. But in saying that, if you're a restaurant,
that's how you get people back. If you know it
shitty survey, you gotta then bring it with something like that.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Just bring it. Don't even say, oh, we're sorry, we're
gonna comp your chips and saucer. We're gonna comp your
you know, one drink. No, they comped the entire freaking meal.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Dude, this Mexican spot by us. The dude brings out
not one sauce, not two Ranch hot medium light. What
was the other stuff cheese kso caso it should easo.
We had eight different dips in charges for but the
cheriso cheese, I go. I'll be back here every time.
Seven free sauces.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Boom, like you had me. It's that you had me
at free.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Like it's easy to win people.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
You had me lost at hour and forty minutes for
a table. You had me lost at taking an entire
quarter to try to get me my bill. But you
just won me back those two and a half hours
that I lost. I am back in baby, dude every time.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Now you're recommending it to your friends. Oh yeah, It's
amazing how it can change the whole game.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
I am texting people today, Hey, you guys want to
go to this restaurant. It's really fun. It's a great
the service not so great. The food that's fine, but
guess what they comp your meal if you wait for
two and a half hours.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
You and your boy, you guys giving fist dabs after that?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Oh dude. I was like, dude, how about that? I
was like, he was like, great to see. I was like, dude,
I'll wait that long every night. He's like hell yeah.
And I was like, you're giving your kids a basting
night and he goes, no. I was like me either,
don't worry, even though they were playing in the dirt.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
I'll make sure I cancel that Venmo you sent me.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Hey, we got home at nine o'clock. Man, we got
home nine o'clock, and I mean fourth quarters already started.
We got seven minutes left in the fourth quarter, and
I'm like, man, I got to sit down to watch
some of this game, Like kids, go downstairs, get out
of my face.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Are we going to a commercial or we need a
quick segue? Hey?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
And I'll tell you right after the break. I watched
that last seven minutes. Man. Then Celtics, I don't know
they were up by late twelve, they were up by five.
Next thing you know, they're losing. Jason Tatum brick brick
and then the PACER's turnover turnover Jaylen Brown. Three were
(30:03):
headed to overtime. Awesome. What I saw of the game
was awesome.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
I'll just say you forgot to say. I didn't see
it live. But when the Pacers are up three with
the ball and they.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Turn it over, they had game one in the bag.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Bro Halliburton or that was Sockham siakam All he had
to do was catch the ball and they're gonna foul him,
but he just fumbled.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
It, puked on himself.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Makes your series.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
But here's the crazy part. As good as the basketball was,
can we please like right now today Wednesday? What is
day's date? May twenty second? Can we go and rehire
Jeff Van Gundy and Mark Jackson? Please?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
All the broadcasters weren't good?
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Did they have JJ Reddick on there?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Oh? I haven't heard him? See the Doris.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Burke like, oh, like, get the dream team back together,
bring back Man Gundy, bring back Mark Jackson. They were
so good to listen. To listen, I understand. JJ Reddick
seems like a good dude. He seems like he has
a good podcast, and I like his little commentary when
they're doing Sports Center segments and they go to JJ Reddick.
(31:13):
But I don't think he's very good at call. Like
being on the broadcast of a game. You don't got it.
I don't think he's got it.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
But we're not criticizing you, JJ. Some of us don't
take criticism.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Well, yeah, then you'll go out and rip me like
you rip Doc Rivers. But I just was like, man
looking about me, Oh, I forgot sensitive Sally. I forgot
sensitive Sally over there?
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Hey, can I give my tidbit?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Yeah? Go ahead?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
What's her damn name?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Who? Doris Burt? I mean, it was terrible. Maybe I'm
maybe I'm in the minority. Maybe people like JJ Reddick,
But I loved Van Gundy and Mark Jackson's like chemistry
and their jokes and Van Gundy being so dry. I
really enjoyed Van Gundy. So it just felt so weird
for that big of a game, that awesome, and it
just didn't feel right the seven minutes plus overtime that
(32:04):
I got to watch with the TV the sound on.
I could see it at the bar, but it didn't
have the sound on. Once I was listening, I was like,
oh my god, I'm glad I was watching this on
mute at the bar.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Uh. I don't even know the names of it. There
it is, Yeah, there it is. What's her damn name?
You know this chick? That's a terrible picture, Malik Andrews,
Is that who it is? Kevin knew her name? Dude?
So Chris Paul debuted and did the pregame show. Oh dude,
did they talk about anything about Chris Paul? So I
was no he's not playing, but they didn't talk about it.
Hold on, but I was in the tub. I got
(32:35):
the cold plunge out there. So I was watching the
whole pregame show. And you got Steven A awesome, Will
Bond awesome, some guy that used to GM the Warriors
was terrible, Bob Myers, Yeah he's great. He works for
the Commanders now he's decent. And then you got the
chick Malika Andrews.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Yeah, I think that's her name.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
And Chris Paul. Chris Paul was good, and I was
telling Kevin, Dude, I mean it goes. I mean they
look like a good couple because she goes, she goes. Man, Guys,
can we just take a minute. I've just been breaking
down film with Chris Paul, and like she's walking with
him and he goes, h like get awkward. But I mean,
if you saw them together, their chemistry was amazing. I
(33:10):
thought they're about to start dating it after the broadcast.
But I're both mary, That's what I'm saying. But but
what the pregame and that didn't stop Rory and Amanda balionis.
But it sucks though the game just wasn't as good
the pregame was great now and it was sexual chemistry too.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
I got a question, did they bring up the story
on Chris Paul at all? Did they address that at all? Well?
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Former NBA ref says Chris Paul one of the biggest
get ready ask I've ever dealt with.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Yeah, sometimes you guys are gonna be dicks in the court.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Bill Spooner, a retired referee who worked thirty two years
in the NBA, did not have kind words for Paul
in a recent profile on The Athletic I'm going to
tell you, and I know you're recording me, but I
get asked all the who are some of the tough guys,
some of the bad guys? And I when I tell
them that Chris Paul, in my thirty two years in
the league, was one of the biggest ass m I
(34:13):
ever dealt with. They say, not Rashid Wallace or Da
Da da da da, Nope, nothing like Paul. And they're like, oh,
he seems like such a nice guy. And I tell them, yeah,
he's a great image cultivator.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Hey, he's done right he retired?
Speaker 2 (34:29):
No he didn't. He played for the Warriors.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Oh I thought maybe he did. At the end of
the season. Maybe he's just trying to dip his toe in,
but he goes, Yeah, when I was getting my MVP
trophy or something, when I was twenty two, they said
we got the playoffs and we're going on a championship run.
I was like, who cares about that, I'll have another
year for it. He was kind of admitting to not
trying or carrying him like, Chris Paul, keep that it
close to the vest, buddy.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Now, at least he's being honest. I liked that he
was being.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Honest, But buddy, no, I don't. You're saying you don't
know if they kill her instinct.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I think that gives you a look into the mindset
of a twenty two year old. Good to know when
I bet next time, a twenty two year old that thinks, oh,
we're this good will be this good every year. When
it doesn't happen that way. It's sort of like Dan
Marino going to the super Bowl and then never getting
back his first year. He goes to the super Bowl
and it's like, we're probably gonna go here a lot,
never to get back. So Chris Paul at twenty two
(35:21):
is thinking we're this good dude will always be this
good and you start to realize it's not that easy.
But it doesn't shock me that this ref says this.
I watch Chris Paul. I think he's a loser. I
think he is an on the court. I've always thought that.
I've always hated the dude, always cheered for him to lose,
want him to lose one hundred percent of the time. Great,
(35:43):
does he do great steak farm commercials. Yeah, image cultivator.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
I think he may just be doing the broadcast now.
That was him telling us, Hey, are we doing the
Ballyonies thing?
Speaker 2 (35:54):
What do you want to do about it?
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Well, there's more to it, Okay, Ballioni's and Rory.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah, I just saying, there you go. That was a
Chris Paul. So if you've always hated Chris Paul, this
referee agrees with you. If you're a Chris Paul fan,
eat that crap. I hate that guy.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Are we taking a break or do we have him? No?
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Go ahead?
Speaker 1 (36:12):
So they were saying also that in California, I guess
he's just been there an inordinate amount of time. So
when they have a tournament, they say he'll come a
couple of days early.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
I saw that some lady, her sister, worked at a
restaurant and she saw Rory picking up food to go
on the Monday, when usually he wouldn't be there till Wednesday.
And it was in the same neck of the woods
that Amanda Baalionis lives.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
And you don't want to know what the food order said.
What Amanda, Oh, that's kind of caught red handed. Oh
so it's all allegend, and it's a legend. And I
was reading articles. It just sounds like him and his wife,
Rory's X were living different lives because of his touring
and stuff, and they had a kid. It just said
they were living two separate lives. He was gone so much.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Yeah, and she just did like once they had a
kid that she was gonna hunk her down at home
and like be more of a home life. But my
whole thing is, you knew you married a professional golfer
who travels all the time, but maybe just when you
have kids and it changes things and he's hanging out
with a mandate, it's like, hey, you know what I mean,
that's not cool anymore.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
But did your wife when she married you know you're
gonna have a sore Loser's Convention in Nashville for four
days of drinking.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Uh no, she didn't.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
That's what insane stuff happens and gets brought on once
the marriage, after it's happened, after you walk across that.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
That's true. Things change, you grow apart. Amanda interviews him
after the course and they were saying, like she even said,
asked about his mom on Mother's Day. Like when you
go back and look at the interview, they're like.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Like, how's your mom?
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I just asked you about her ear.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Hey, didn't ask about the wife, Like, didn't say, oh,
do you want to give your wife a shout out?
On Mother's Day? Asked about his mom? That's wild. Think
she knew some insider in from.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Hey, we got the receipts, the timeline, the pictures, the
text Housewives reference. Are we gonna do the Rogers story? Oh?
Speaker 2 (38:09):
The Housewives? Did you see that girl? The one housewife,
her new daughter, her daughter got a new car and
then wrecked it.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
I don't know jo No good dice. Oh Teresa Goudyce, Yeah,
is that one of them? I think I just mentioned
her the other day and I said I thought her
daughter was like twelve and saw she was twenty two.
It must be the sixteen year old. There's one that
went to college, and there's even a younger one.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Yeah, I think she's sixteen. Maybe she got a new
car and then apparently she's already wrecked it.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Oh, that'll probably be in an episode.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
And that's our Housewives update of the day.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Well, the Rogers story.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Hey, we'll talk Hey Aaron Rodgers, we spotted Aaron Rodgers.
We'll talk about it right after this hit me with it.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Well, here's the real thing. Scuba comes into work, Scuba
Steven do the Bag show, and he goes, hey, hey, man, hey,
I just I just saw Aaron Rodgers at Virgin Hotel.
He was just shown outside and it was a slow
place in the traffic circle where I was able to
kind of pass him at a one or two mile
(39:07):
an hour speed limit. He didn't say like that. I
don't know why I explained it like an idiot, but
he said, I looked over at Aaron Rodgers and he
gave me the look like, hey, man, I know you
know who I am, but let's just keep it on
the d L. And so they made eye contact and
he knew he knew who he was.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
So that's when I got a text from Ray that said, Hey,
Aaron Rodgers spotted standing outside the Virgin Hotel. What do
you know? And I said, I'm going to drive by.
So I went out and got in the car, and
I had a flat tire.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
So we get the text. Got a flat tire, not
doing the drive.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Not doing the drive by, Gonna have to get an uber.
So I had to wait for an uber. So this
is throwing off the timeline. This gives time for Aaron
Rodgers to get back inside the ver Hotel. But the
uber got there within four and a half minutes. So
I got in theo uber, made sure he drove me
by the Virgin Hotel. No sign of Aaron Rodgers. So
(40:13):
then I go to Instagram to see if Aaron Rodgers
has posted anything, and I noticed that Aaron Rodgers is
throwing footballs at Jets OTAs. Oh my bad, So he
went to Nashville.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Yeah, I also confirmed with the OTAs. It wouldn't have
made sense for him to take a flight to Nashville
and then go back to OTA's. And then also, oh,
OTA's are usually over in the afternoon, they're not at night,
so maybe he came to Nashville at night, right, Yeah,
my buddy Mike Studd posted a picture with him and
Aaron Rodgers in the stands watching stroman pitch. He went
to a Yankees game that night? Oh, I mean he
(40:47):
was never in Nashville. Sco up. What do you have
to say for yourself? I meant, Scuba was that a
guy with a mustache and a green hat?
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Scuba was out of it? I mean, just because the
guy was wearing a Rogers jersey does not make him
Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Like what was he?
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Do you have a cup of tea out of Whosia?
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Like?
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Was he standing there and his family was standing two
miles away because they.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Didn't want to?
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Is that what made it Aaron Rodgers? Way? Oh, I know,
I know it was because he was dark outside and
Aaron Rodgers likes to be in the dark darkness retreat. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Yeah, Proud didn't think that was funny right away.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
I mean, was Aaron Rodgers doing a live feed into
the Pat McAfee show. Is that what happened?
Speaker 1 (41:33):
We found out with that when he was making millions
doing that live feed?
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Yeah, Aaron was the guy standing out there was going
no needle in my arm vaccines are the devil? Is
that how you knew? Was Aaron Rodgers? Yeah, no vax?
Speaker 1 (41:47):
You guys are wax?
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Or was it just some guy that had brown hair?
And you're like okay. But the fact that Scoopa said
he gave me the look like, hey, yep, I'm Aaron Rodgers.
Please don't tell anybody like.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
I know you're in your vehicle and probably not gonna
pull over and stop me, but I'm gonna still give
you that nod like I'm married.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Like, hey, you got me, dude, I'm Aaron Rodgers, Like, hey,
tip of the cap to you. You're the one that
spotted me. Like all the people in the world scuba
in that half a second was able to get eye contact.
The acknowledgment, the nod that Aaron Rodgers knows that, hey,
he's been spotted.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
And for our YouTube. Dude, that's immediately what I thought.
Why I texted you, I go, this is it this
ar million dollar view? Our million views? Oh yes, not
a million dollars, guys, not make a million dollars up that,
just a thousand. I said, this is it this ar
million views?
Speaker 2 (42:37):
And we got how many views on that video? Let
me see zero? Because you know what, I didn't even
think about when I was driving buying that uber. I
didn't even think I should be filming right now, So
it wouldn't matter if I saw him or not.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
You just would Oh you went and shook his head. Awesome,
thanks Lunch for the story.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Like literally had no even inclination that, hey, if he
is out there, I should film this for YouTube. Didn't
even think, oh my god, like you just said that
right now. That's bro.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
I was gonna The next text was gonna be, Hey,
make sure you do your phone sideways so that it's
good for the YouTube. You go up. It's a random
guy just enjoying his coffee. That's no idea, But that's apfing,
you know what.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
That's what. That's our new new YouTube video we need
to do. Anytime we see someone in a jersey with
a player's name on it, just we oh my gosh,
what up? Sayqwan? We love it?
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Let me one up that it would almost need to
be on a game day where you're gonna have twenty
people with jerseys and it's our video as us going
up to those twenty people. So it's not just a
one off. I don't think one video of it. I
make a complem compilation.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
That's it. Wena have to put it up right away.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
You know.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
You get one one day, one the next day, and
then boom boom boom like it's funny, like genius. We
get all these athletes that we ran into.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Yeah, on a Sunday, that'd be money.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Yeah. And then I got a report from Valhalla. Brian,
who he went to dinner with the other night. He's
the husband or the other lady. He went to Valhalla
on Thursday. He went and saw the first round of
the PGA Championship and he said it report a week later, dude,
he said, it was phenomenally awesome.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
My cousin was there. I could have told you this too.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Okay, what did your cousin have to say?
Speaker 1 (44:24):
He took pictures and videos of all the guys. He
said that, knowing me as a golfer, I'm assuming you
too as a golfer. Mixed with the beers, the walking,
the seeing golfers, the betting on holes, the access you
have of how close you are and how the layout is,
how you're just walking around, it's well put together. It's
really fun interactive, dude, he said, I'd love it. He said,
(44:45):
Ray would love this. He told my wife that.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
So he didn't tell you.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
He told.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
No, he told you by proxy.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Right, because he was sending her. They were texting on
a separate thread and they so he.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Was sending her the videos and that's how you were
getting them. Yeah, so he wasn't texting you directly. Now
that's weird.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Because they've been cousins for thirty okay, seven years. I've
been cousins with him four years.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
So now because you're married to Bay, you think he's
your cousin.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
He's my cousin.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
No, I know he's not. I just said, that's funny.
That is really funny. Though. I was like, wait a minute,
why would your cousin be texting Bay? But now I
understand it's Bee's cousin. But he was there so anyway,
he told me he saw Tiger Woods within ten feet. Yep,
he said, it is a sad sight to see. Oh.
(45:40):
He said, he looks so old, he looks so weathered,
and it's.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
Coach, what are you explaining a racehorse?
Speaker 2 (45:48):
He said, it is sad to see how much he
has aged and how much of a struggle it is
for him to play golf. He said that was a
depressing part.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
When he crashed the car, we knew there was no
other tournament he was gonna win. He had sense I
believe he won before the car crash because once he
broke his leg.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Yes, oh yeah, no, no, no, he's barely played, can
barely walk, he said. Rory pretty big. He said, Ry
looked good, looked looked to be in good spirits after
all the news.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Oh yeah, ballyone is woke him up with bacon and eggs.
He said, koepka, monster, I thought you're gonna add beer belly.
Maybe No. I think he's been into those Milkelow Ultra
commercials a little too much.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
He said. He was very sad that he didn't get
to see John Day. Could never catch up with him
on the course. That's the one he was looking for,
couldn't find him. He said. The galleries were awesome. He
said a couple of times they camped out at holes
and everybody was so nice and you could just chill.
He said, it was just a great day.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Yeah. See, my cousin said he let's say the fourth hole,
I think it was. He would camp out to where
they would take their second shot onto the green Yeah,
I don't know. If I would stay in one spot.
That'd be good for betting with if you and me
were betting closest to the pin or something like that.
But other than that, I think you would want to
move with a player or walk to different holes. It's
a great question, it really is. I've never been to one.
(47:16):
That's why I'm saying, do you post up? I get
I guess if you're in the grandstand you're drinking that
you really can't leave the grandstand. But if you have
the ability to one of those walking passes, is it
just wearing to go around or do you actually just
go through it?
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Man, when I went to the Texas Open at La
Cantara back when I was in college, we followed John
Daly for like three holes.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
I like that. I like the following of a player.
So you're mixing it up seeing different stuff.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
That was cool.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
But also the as a dad or you know, just
a dad life. How great would that be? Just put
up a chair, you had a couple of beers, and
you're just watching these golf balls.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Flo That's what he said, Dude, he goes, You just
see shot after shot and he goes. It was amazing.
And to hear the who he said, it was so cool.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Anybody chili dip? Did he say?
Speaker 2 (48:05):
No, I didn't see anybody chili dip. He just said
he jumped hole a hole. Sometimes he posted up. But
the only thing is if you do post up, you
gotta realize it's about ten minutes in between shots on
TV because they jump back and forth. It's like real quick.
But this they got to walk to the ball, they
do the measurements, they do this. Wait wait, wait, so
you're waiting a while. But he said, man, there was
(48:26):
probably thirty thousand their people there on Thursday. He goes,
didn't feel crowded at all. Nice. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Cousin sent a video. It was five minutes of Tiger
about to hit the shot him, Holy crap, Tiger, five
minutes to know if you're gonna hit the plot bead
at the Muni. We played two holes in five minutes. Well,
I mean these guys are looking at shots longer than
we do. Oh yeah, they take their time, which you
don't realize. No, wonder, your rounds are five and a
(48:51):
half hours. So when you dis are saying, hey speed
it up, these guys take time for their shots.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
Yeah, if you're not taking your time? How do you
expect me? I just want I don't understand. When you
go to the local Muni it says pace between four
and four and a half hours. Do you watch the
PGA tour It's five and a half hours. So I
don't know why you want me to rush?
Speaker 1 (49:08):
Yeah, Muni life. Yeah, I haven't been out there in
a while. So we cover everything, Ballyoni's Rogers. How'd you
sleep last?
Speaker 2 (49:14):
I mean, and then you got we had a report
from Valhalla and the MAVs Timberwolves to night. I mean,
I can't freaking wait. This series is gonna be phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Can I bring something that we really need to do? Yeah,
this is off mic, so we can just end the
show and it. Dude, we need to get more merged.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
Dude, I know who's gonna We need to design it.
I don't know how to design. I don't have an
eye for what looks good.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Well, I got stuff.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
I got an idea.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Day one sent us some stuff that could use as
a logo.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
I thought of an idea like a mission arm No, no,
just your picture of your face and it says Alpha
male or Scis and Ray Mundo from the North me
just a picture of me sports genius, but.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
Both of us on it. I don't want them to
think like they're picking one another.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
I didn't think about that. I don't know. I just
came in my head right now when you said that.
But we gotta do merch.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Everybody else this these girls podcasts I listened to, Hey guys,
merch is coming out. Mike Studd his merch. Guess who
was wearing it? Aaron fucking Rogers. It said keep going,
keep going. The shirt said said keep going. Aaron Rodgers
wearing merch. Oh, I wish we could give our merch
to Bob Menry. Oh, we don't have any. It's all outdated.
(50:35):
Take her to Aruba that my honeymoon was four years ago.
I'm sorry, just not smart business.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
Okay, Well, help me design something.
Speaker 1 (50:44):
How did we design with Eddie?
Speaker 2 (50:46):
I don't know.
Hey, we got to talk about those things. I said, Yeah,
I know, I know. You want to bring back the segment.
Everybody loves YouTube channel keeps continuing to grow. Guys, please subscribe.
Just search Sore Losers Podcast. There's some other guys up there.
They do music. We don't. We just do vulgar jokes
and a lot of fun. Man.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah all right, yeah, ready, that's awkward. Sorry, that's my fault.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I wanted to talk about Aaron Rodgers and then we
have to do how did you Sleep last night? Yeah,
as requested by my wife.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I forgot about Aaron Rodgers, but I did have down
how did you sleep last night? So you want to
start it so we can do it.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, Arnold is here. Arnold would give me a second.
I originally said I wanted you to act like you
were one of the onlookers of the Scottie Scheffler situation.
But here's the deal. Nobody gives a shit any match.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
But I do have a report from Valhalla.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
We're actually gonna go to a real report. Arnold's not
doing that because I thought it could be a little
not tasteful just because somebody did die.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
And you, Hey, Ray, you were the first one to
break it. But man New York Post article today Rory McElroy,
Amanda balionis romance rumors are talk of the links after
Golfer's divorce.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I can give more information now that I hear that.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I mean the New York Post is putting their names
on it, saying everybody in the PGA is talking about it.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
So I would say that the menu is flush today.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Oh dude, I haven't even told you the Post stuff
I want to talk about.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
The menu continues to grow. We have appetizers and or
divorce and desserts. Those are called what are they called?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
What are or divorce called appetizers? Now it's a omnivores.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I'm pronouncing it divorce.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Omnivorce, omnivor No, that's not omnivores or orders? What is that?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I don't know?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Then, what is the one you said before that?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Or divorce? That's what it says on the menu. But
I think there's a different way to pronounce it.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Oh the other we went to eat when I was
in Austin for iHeart Festival. It was Me Gray, No, Me,
Garrett Ryan and Chess Day And I told you that
place we went to and I didn't know how to
say it, and I said, I sat there and I said,
I'll take the sh and I said Shit's chicken, and
they're like, no, it's the Schlitz's chicken. I'm like, okay,
(02:21):
really well, you put it that way trying to make
me say shit's chicken, and I did it, and you
spelled that way on purpose, and our whole table they are,
You're such an idiot. Why would you think it's shit's chicken?
And I said, guys, look at the damn name.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
It says shits all right, I have it here. You
ready for the pronunciation?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Please, it's probably give me some commercial?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Is an appetizer?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Orr or dir? Yeah, so it's it's spelled or divorcee,
but it's an order.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Why don't they just spell? I don't understand that. I'm
gonna I'm gonna pull up the menu for this place
and I'm gonna show you what I ordered and tell
me it doesn't look like shit's chicken.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
All right, you pull up Arnold, you pull out Honld.
Let's go get up here. How you been man? Good dude?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Drincover We good parting bender for they.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Are just like Johnny Manziel, Baby Let's get up all right, man,
Nobody talks about Johnny Menzel anymore, even though he is
still one of my favorites. We're gonna do the intro Arnold,
get up here, do with me. We're doing it live.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
We oh the one shoot three?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
So losing?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
What up everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
What have you all at, Saison? I'm from the north.
I'm an alpha male. I live on the north side
of Nashville with Baser, my wife, in the country. In traffic.
It's about an hour and fifteen minutes in the morning.
I do it in twenty don't tell the cops. I won't.
But yeah, we got ranch land, farmland. There's about, i'd say,
a handful of landowners, farmers that have about one hundred
acres each and they ain't selling. And it is beautiful
(03:58):
because I just drive by nothing but prairie and pumpkin patches, raspberries, blueberries,
and I believe they also do corn.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Wow, it's blueberries and raspberries. Can I go out there
and pick them?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
And I had one of the old land owners say
to me. He explained it like this, He said, oh yeah, dude,
I have developers coming off for me millions every year.
And the answer he always gives him is, you don't
think I would have developed it if I wanted to
develop it?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Right? Can you read that?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
That's damn right? Man? Why you need a city slicker
to develop it? I got an excavator at my property.
She could have developed it if I wanted to develop it.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I mean, what would we do without the blueberry bushes?
You know what I mean? Where do you think the
Kroger gets their blueberries? You think I sell theseter Kroger?
Hell no, I go to the farmer's market, farm fresh
and sprouts?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Tell me, right?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
What is that? General? What's chicken shits? I mean that's why.
I mean, I don't understand how that's not.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
That's why they do it. It's Austin. They're trying to
be They're trying to be cool.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah. Whatever is that.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
A man or woman restaurroom?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
What?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
No, it's a restaurant. It was called Zoe Tong.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Do you know farm fresh when it's really farm fresh
and farm to table. They got one by me, bro
I didn't know this. It still has dirt on the shit. Yeah, dude,
I went and got these strawberries and I go, which
ones do? I go? And she goes, oh, you just
pick out whichever onees you want. And I go, I'm sorry,
I don't know if I'm going crazy with these all
have dirt on them, and she goes, oh, that's farm
(05:27):
fresh if we just picked them and then you just
go home and wash them. I was like, oh, but
they're not like that at Walmart, and she goes, oh,
that's that's just how it always is. So and I go,
so they're all gonna have dirt on it, and she goes, yep,
just pick which one you like.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, when you get him from my Walmart or HB
or whatever, you don't really need to wash them. They're
already washed. They've been washed like five hundred times. I've
seen him before. They get washed like you go to
the farmer's market. Those you need to wash because there's
actual dirt, like dirty dirt dirt.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
That's why I said to Bay, I go, Bait, I
think I might be a dumb ass, but that lady
just sold me strawberries with dirt all over him. And
she goes no farmer's market.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Dude, my wife made me one time. Okay, this is
gonna I don't think I've ever told this story. My
wife likes to follow these people on Instagram and they
talk about the Losers podcast. Sore Losers podcast. You can
do that. You can follow us on Facebook, you can
email us. We are the sored Losers at gmail dot com.
You can go to sored Loosers dot com. Whatever you want.
She follows these people like talking about the best strawberries
(06:25):
in the world right here in Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I was gonna say locally, otherwise why woul.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Right here locally? And they were like, oh my gosh.
When they go on sale, they sell out within minutes
and they just set up on the side of the road.
You have to get there quick to get the strawberries.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
No connection. Amish people next to me they have strawberry milk.
When it goes on sale, it's gone same day.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Really, yeah, fantastic. Since when is strawberry milk. It's pretty
good strawberry shakes. I used to be a chocolate milkshake guy,
but I'm gonna tell you what wish. Fresh strawberries milkshakes
are delicious.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
But Hey, you just led the intro to the strawberry thing.
Are you gonna give us the address?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
So my wife follows them, follows them, and she's like,
oh my gosh, they posted they're gonna be They're gonna
be setting up shop in thirty minutes. We gotta go.
We have to go. So we drive thirty minutes kids,
no car seats, no kids, we're at school.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
We drive thirty minutes across town just to a random intersection.
And they're just set up with the back of their
pickup truck in the grass.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Which I mean, let's be bro. That ain't BBB Better
Business Bureau.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
That is definitely not up to health code, you know,
violations or protocol whatever you call it. Excuse me? Can
I see your permit for selling food? Now we don't
have one small question.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Can I see your permit to start a business on
a road side?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Can I see your permit where you're just having cars
stop in the middle of the road because you have
strawberries lined up out here? Oh no, you're not. You
think you're not causing a traffic hazard. I mean there's
people running across the street to get your strawberry.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Bro, same one with mine. Cars dive bombit. Uh you guys,
aren't you supposed to have a parking lot if it's
a business.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I mean, it's like it's the right away on the road. Literally,
they're just on the shoulder. Their truck is parked in
the ground.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It's genius.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
And then you pull up on the shoulder and get out.
Why cars are going forty five I mean it's forty
five mile an hour roads with whoo whoo. I don't
know why we're knocking it. They're smart, they're making money.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
But the whole time I'm parked up there on the
side of the road, you know, I'm worried about getting told.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Oh my gosh, my wife. I mean, you brought me
of another in rat it down?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I know.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Wipe Atlanta Ray, Wipe Atlanta Ray.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
What are you gonna do? The Big Show story Atlanta Ray. No. See,
here's the thing, his good stories he sends to the
Big Show. No, his bad, crappy stories.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
He gives to us no incorrect And you're right at
the same time, because that is what pays my bills.
And so we get these strawberries. It's like twenty five
dollars for this thing of strawberries because they're fresh, right,
and they tasted just like the ones at Kroger. They
were all dirty, they were and they were here. I
mean it was a huge box. I mean, it would
have taken me a month to eat this many strawberries.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
She got to think, there's the margins and it's just
there's you know what straw tastelet strawberry. I mean, how
much more berry can you get?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
But they talked about how juicy they were gonna be
in there, their best strawberries ever, and my wife fell
for the Instagram. We drove thirty minutes over there and
she was like, oh shit, eat one on the way home.
I'm like, well, if you want to eat the ones
with dirt on them, she goes, yeah, we shud probably
wash them. We go home, we wash them, and afterwards
she was like, they just taste like strawberries. Yeah, don't
understand the hype. Not going back.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
But the strawberry milk though pretty good from the Amish.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Strawberry milkshakes when they put fresh strawberries, when they just
put the like strawberry syrup, NAT can't have that and
all the fresh strawberries.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
My thing with the Amish not that I did it,
and now it was other people. People kind of made fun
of it miss in the Amish because they didn't have electricity,
and they turned their own butter bro. Where I'm at now,
the Amish are the most people popular people in town.
They'll roll I go into their store and it's sorry,
we're out of that. Nope, I'm the Amish are the
cool people now, and people are coming in and they're saying, no,
I'm sorry. You know, we're all sold out, thank you. Yeah,
(10:17):
we close in twenty minutes. They're turning people away. They're
not popular kids. Oh yeah, Now do they do it?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Do they have an electricity cash register or do they
just do it by hand?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Now they have electricity. Okay, but the one I go to, dude,
they got this blueberry coffee. It sells out instantly. The
strawberry milk. People want it so bad they trust and
return their own bottles so that they can just turn
it over and produce more and quicker. So people instead
of just keeping a bottle, which you're not obligated to
return it, they'll bring it back so then you can
(10:46):
get more strawberry milk for the community in a more
rapid time.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
That's pretty incredible. Yeah, everything.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
They got beef turkey, best you've ever had. They'll make
soups and they'll put it in a bag and all
you do is a bag.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah, and you do well.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
It's factory no, I got it, and then you just
dump it in the pot and it's all right there.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Huh, not bad.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I think that's the only things we've gotten there.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
And they do they serve fresh meals, like can you
go order off a menu?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I saw that last time I was there. They have
I saw grilled cheese sandwiches all which I want to
see if that's.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Bench of their cheese is so good because it's so.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Fresh, elite, right, I didn't have to, dude. It was
too busy. I went in there thinking it was gonna
be like some old lady like knitting Hello, welcome to
the eye may sture, Dude. It was people running left
and right. I had milk cartons over here.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
This one guy's like, I got a steak.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, But I got the hell out of there as
fast as I could once I got the blueberry coffee
and the strawberry milk.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Blueberry coffee. Yeah, never heard of that fresh blueberries or
is it like a sweetener.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
It's all it's all in the bean or something. But
it flies off the shelves. It'll be it's probably gone.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Now, probably sold out. Talk can get it.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Are we gonna hit the menu?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah? I want to talk to you about you brought
up parking and freaking out. When we were in Atlanta,
we had to go to I had to go to
the radio station on the Saturday for Megan Maroney. She
was doing three songs, meet and greet with some listeners.
I was there doing a little Q and A, and
my wife came with the kids, and so they were
parked in the parking lot. There's a little park where
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you can climb on things and run around in a
green area, but it's paid parking. So she paid for
two hours, which is the time limit that we were
going to be there. And when the two hours were
up and the Megan Maroney thing was up, I call
her and I'm like, hey, you ready to go? Like
She's like, yes, but we need a bathroom. We need
a bathroom. Kids have got to go pee. And I'm like,
(12:34):
all right, we'll just come over here to the radio station.
We'll go in the bathroom. She goes, but we're out
of parking. The parking is expired, and I don't want
to pay eleven dollars for us to just go to
the bathroom. She says, how far is your cousin's house
from here? And I said forty five minutes. She goes, well,
we definitely have to go to the bathroom before we go.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
There's not another bathroom in Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
And I said, okay, well just walk over here, and
she goes, but the parking. She goes, I can't leave
the car. I said, what do you mean you can't
leave the car? Well, I mean it's expired, so I
can't leave the car because what oh wait, I see
a guy. I see a guy. Kids get in the car.
Kids get in the car.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Fake like you're going.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
She's like and they're like, but what about that? Should
just buckle up, hurry buckle And I'm like, hey, it's
She goes, no, no, the guy's scanning. The guy's scanning cars.
And I was like, okay, do you want to walk?
You want me to walk over there?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Yeah, come over here. Kids get it. Guys just don't
worry about your dad. Just get in, get in the car.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
And they're on foot.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I'm like, okay, then just pay the eleven dollars. Why
that's a waste of eleven dollars. But okay, then walk
over here. Well, I don't want to get a ticket.
Will either pay the eleven dollars? She's like, no, no,
let's just go.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
It's forty five minutes? And I get to the car
and I'm like, all right, I hang up. Yeah, okay,
what's the problem. She was, Okay, he's not scanning anymore.
I thought he was scanning. I think he was just
re upping his pay. Oh, car, I said, you want
to walk over here to the bathroom and or I
can stay with the car and you can go. She goes, no, no, no,
I don't have to go to the bathroom. I said, well,
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then why don't you stay with the car? Well no, no,
but what if he comes. I'm like, make up your mind.
She goes, I'll just pay the eleven dollars. So she
paid the eleven dollars so we could go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I have the same thoughts.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I was, and in the moment, I was like, this
is how Ray lives his life. And then she goes
once it was paid, she goes, oh, sorry, I was
so spastic. I was just so stressed out about getting
a ticket.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
That's me. I laughed because I see myself in the mirror.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
And I was like, wow, this, I mean like the
odds that he comes when we're in there. I mean,
it's called a game of gamble. You can pay the
eleven dollars or you can take the risk of walking
to the bathroom coming back. Maybe you have a ticket. Okay,
so you paid the twenty five dollars ticket, you lost
fourteen bucks. Those are the chances you take. That's gambling.
But we paid the eleven dollars. We went into the bathroom,
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got a box of donuts that were left over from
Megan Maroney, and we went to my cousins.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Now, the only story more embarrassing than that one is
the time I sat outside the barbecue place while you
and Eddie ate on the patio for another ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah, you sat in the car and I was in.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
My vehicle so that we didn't get towed, and I
just rolled down the window and tried to hear what
you guys were talking about.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Now, I want to know how'd you sleep last night?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Baser said, I had to do the segment whether you
have one or not.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Well, you want me to tell you mine first, and
then you can. You're probably better Last night, dude, I
was out cold solid. Then the four year old woke
up at two am needed a pee. Then I woke
up at three am because I had a panic attack
that I forgot to do a cameo. Someone ordered a
cameo and I was for some reason in the middle
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of the night. I freaked out, like I missed it.
The timeline. You know, you have a deadline to do it.
And it was a guy wanted me to propose to
his chick.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
For him half asleep. That's what quality work.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
And I was like, oh my god, did I miss it?
Oh my god, I forgot to do it.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
You're all groggers.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
And I was like, oh no, I looked at the time,
is still two days left?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
So worse, dude. You can't end the streak, right, can't
end the streak? So I didn't you have a street going?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yeah, I have a Oh I've never missed one. I'm
at nine hundred and something. Sheeez uh, but I had
I had a freak out that I literally I'm at
nine and ninety three.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Dude, here's a little trick. This isn't for anybody in
their car. You guys don't do cameos. Maybe something you
do this is a trick for you. So I had
one that was about to expire, and I'm working with
baser's dad.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I'm blake.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I can't do this cameo for whatever. Dad he already
thinks I'm a dude. I was like, there's no way
I can be Like what up?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Man?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
So I got on the video and I go, hey,
I'll do a better one. I'll do it when I'm
at the radio station. But right now I'm just talking
to you real quick. But I'll do a better one.
Just hit me up with your number. I'll text it
to your hit me up on DM on Instagram. But
but you get credit for that cameo and then you
do it later.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Oh but I still, I mean, I think you have
to do two.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
It's just a little bit of a hack.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yes, but that's pretty good because I didn't even think
about that. But I literally woke up in the middle
of the night freaked out that I missed this dude's engagement,
like I missed proposing to his chick. And then I
Lena said two days, four hours left, and I was like, oh, okay,
and I went back to bed.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Dude, I'm all about the streak though. On Cameo, I've yeah,
it doesn't matter if I'm at a restaurant, I'll go
outside and do it the house, any room of the house.
I don't give a rip. Basers on a zoom call
for work, yelling in the living room. But you gotta
keep the street going, to.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Beat the street like I beat Joe Demagio.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
No you didn't.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Oh that is yeah, yeah it is. Now, how did
you sleep last night?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
The minute that it happened, Basier said, you got to
do how'd you sleep last night? This is one of
the best of all time. Cat pissed on me. Dude.
I'm in the room and I you always try to
get the perfect set up at night. You know you
got you have the kids to bed for me. It's
get the cat. Calm down. Baezer's upstairs. She's already got
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her spaghetti, she watches TV. Lights are all perfect, doors
are good. All right. I'm just gonna go down. And
I even thought to myself, this is a perfect night,
What a perfect time to just go to sleep. This
is awesome. Seven point thirty game was starting. We hit
the first quarter bet life was good. So I'm like, ah,
I'm just gonna lay down. Cat comes up to me.
But the cat didn't know I was in the bed.
And we've looked it up since cats that are young,
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it's only four months old apparently have like really active
bladders and can get scared and they'll just piss themselves.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Hold on, your cat's still only four months. I feel
like you've had it for like two years.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Oh it is a year?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Yeah, good, thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Why did I say that it's a year? But they
get scared. The cat had no idea I was in
the bed because I was laid so perfectly thinking in
my head, this is a perfect night that when it
jumped on the bed, it didn't know I was there.
And I'll kind of move my foot over, not to
get too much in the weeds and bore you with it,
but I'll put my foot on its belly. And it
scared the shit out of her.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
She jumped five feet in the air and then came
down and just going crazy. Two seconds later, it comes
and just sits right next to me. I'm like, damn,
this cat's never just wanted to sit next to me
as I'm sleeping this night can't be getting any more perfect.
And then it turns around and kicks its foot and
I get misted with something and it smelled like wet piss,
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and I was like, what the hell did it just
spray me? But I think only boy cats spray. I
go and turn on the light and there is a
puddle on my bed. I scared the cat so much,
I scared the piss out of it. You get spray
in the face, dude, Yeah, And so I hit up Bazer.
I immediately had to and at the same time, I'm thinking,
lunch has to deal with this with the kids.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Oh yeah. When I used to change diapers, really, the
only one that peed on me was my first one.
He would anytime I wipe, because they're kind of cold.
Whenever you'd be wiping, like just to clean up his
the pea that he'd already been in his diaper on
his legs, he'd pee on you. It was amazing. The
other two I never really had a pea incident, which
was pretty awesome. But I've been peeding on the face
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for sure.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
But because you've shared how did you sleep last night?
I felt not as alone and actually I was fine
to clean it up because I said, other people go
through this. And then this morning Baser texted me they
got it all cleaned up even better, and she said,
the cat's just been looking at it weird, like what
I did was wrong to dad. Dad goes to work,
loves our family. And then the I pissed all over
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Dad last night. She said, the cat cannot wait for
me to come home because it knows it did bad. Okay, okay, Yeah,
how'd you sleep last night?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
That was a great segment. I pissed on by a cat, Ray,
And you know what, I'm pissed off about something and
we'll talk about it right after this.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
We still have two other hits. I mean, we got
a lot Rogers Ballyoni's. Because I have another tidbit on that.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Well, then I'm gonna skip my dude, this Joe is
so robust.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
We're having to kick segments to the ways.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yeah, I can do that one tomorrow. I can do
I can do that one on Friday.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Like here here's but I'm gonna tell you what happened
to me last night. Ray. It's a very weird situation.
So we get hit up by a family and they're like, hey,
do you guys want to go out to dinner, bring
the kids. There's this guy that performs kids songs. He's
performing at five o'clock at this restaurant and we're like, yeah,
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sounds like a fun night out. Five o'clock. We'll eat,
be back in time for the Celtics Pacers Game one.
I'll be sitting in front of the TV. It'll be awesome, awesome,
So get there at like five fifteen and put our
name in. They're like, oh yeah, it's gonna be about
an hour and twenty minute.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Wait, well, I'm Jason Gibbles, Big Show. I say, okay,
time to name drop. No, it's okay because the guy's
performing music. So the kids will be entertained for the
hour and twenty minutes. We'll have some margarita's. It'll be great.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
We sat outside, the kids ran around, played on the
you know playscape.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yeah back here.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
No, I didn't en pay attention to where they were.
I didn't care because it was it was closed off,
like they couldn't get out. And then he's performing music,
singing songs like head shoulders, knees in tos, these in
toses in toes, head shoulders, these in toes, and old
McDonald had a farm.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
And on that farm he had a what yeah, waiter, waiter, Yeah,
I'm singing waiter.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
And the kids are like pig and he goes pig
point point here, and he has a little machine.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Oh so when you said they're playing kids, I thought
maybe it was stuff that's appropriate. You're talking they were
playing two year old songs. Oh yeah, what is next?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
The spider? And then he handed out scarfs, like little scarfs,
and the kids are swinging them in the air back
and forth, having a blast.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Dude, there ain't no Italian father out there that did
this for his kids. No, ray, it's because I'm a
good dad.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
And so I'm sitting there and it's like hour and
twenty minutes goes by and still not our name, Hour
and thirty minutes go by, still not our name, hour
and forty five minutes school.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Hopefully you guys ain't parked, That's.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
All I've been thinking that. Luckily we were in there
a lot, so it's not no paying in the lot.
And they call our name and go inside and I'm like,
oh yeah, all right, we got you out here, and
there's a picnic. There's two picnic tables. I was like, oh,
this one looks great because it's shaded, like, actually, we
have you at this one over here. Son's still baking
down on it. An all right, cool whatever. Yeah, we
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sit down, We eat some chips and salcea. We order
our meals. The kids have no interest in eating. They
are just running around playing. They don't eat. They eat
but four slices of.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Apples, context clues, chips and salsa and margarita Mexican restaurant.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Correct, and so then we eat and we eat, eat,
and finally it's like the Celtics games started, and now
where I'm sitting I can see it, but that other
table was like the first table. Then the TV, so
I'm watching it over Brian's shoulder and I'm just looking
at it trying to check it out. Okay, Celtics up twelve.
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Nothing cool, they had it on.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah, Oh it's tough in my neck of the woods
to get a basketball or football game on. They play soccer.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Well yeah, football had been going on, so it's kind
of hard to get it on right now.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
And they play horse raising, I mean they do. They
do the sports, the b sports. I want Sports Center,
a block sports on the TV.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Well, I apologize for you moved to where you moved.
I didn't tell you Meg that what you're telling board baseball,
that's what you said.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Football.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, Medicano football.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Eh.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
So I'm watching the game. It's cool. And then it
goes to halftime. They're tied, I think sixty four sixty four,
and I'm like, man, we need to get out of here.
It's getting late, you know. So the waitress comes over.
It's like, oh, you know anything else I can get
for you. You're like, oh, we'll take a couple of
boxes and we'll take the check. Yea. And she was
like you two together and you have which kid? We're like, no, no,
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we'll just split it down the middle.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Don't worry about it, Like oh, everybody does a square.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yeah, we'll just we'll just split it. Don't worry about it,
No big deal.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Do you have an extra mark for the big guy?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
And so she's like, okay, I'll be right back and Ray,
I mean we sit there for fifteen minutes, twenty minutes,
twenty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I mean, coach, at some point, as the man you need,
I would be talking to a manager or something.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
My kids are playing this little game where they have
a hook, you know, and they throw the ring and
they try to catch it on the hook.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Very fun bar game.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Fun bar game. My kids are playing it. They're getting
hit in the face by the ring when it because
they forget it comes back and my two year old
doesn't know how to catch back.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Kids, you can pay us later in life when you're
drunk and a lot funner.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Then he my five year old has to go to
the bathroom. So we go up and go pee. Come back.
It's been thirty five minutes. She comes to the table.
She's like, oh, yeah, we're we're working on your check.
We're just having a little technical difficulty right now.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah, that's not an excuse. That doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
And I'm like, here, here, here's my card. I don't
care about splitting it. Just just take it. Damn my boy.
No get a bonus for the big boy at Christmas
because the other couples like, we'll just bend moo, and
I was like, yes, just make it easy, just just
charge it.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
She goes, okay, honey, dude, we got a four.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
And no, I wouldn't even know. And so I'm like great,
So she takes it, honey, double check check, and I'm like,
all right, so we start packing up the kids, We
pack up everybody. All right, here we go, We're about
to leave. Fifteen minutes later, she's still not back.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Nubie or I mean, not good at her job or
super packed in your hood.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
I don't know, that's bad business. Twenty minutes later, third
quarter has ended, right we we asked for the check
at halftime.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
That's how you can tell it.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
By the third quarter is over, dude, I'm about to
miss the entire game, right yeah. And I'm like, she
comes back over she goes, h I can't see him
to get it to work, so your meal is just
on the house. Oh damn. And I'm like, oh god, okay,
okayn't worry about to wait.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I'll give you a five star right now. I got
to help on my phone.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
You know how I was tasting back and forth over here,
and I was getting you. I would see it. I
was a little agitated. It on my face, like you
saw the frustration. The wheels were turning on my head. Honey,
we won back that first half. Bat I was like, oh,
you know, I was. I was getting kind of frustrated.
I was getting a little agitated with you. You know you
can wipe all that. I am happy as a clam wright.
(27:15):
Oh rush, I am so happy. I Hey, listen, anytime
you want, you take your time every time. If you're
gonna cump our meal, I mean we're talking about two
pictures of Margarita's. Honey, will you lot.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Up that piece of paper that we're gonna live in
the comment boey?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Hey, honey, can you do you know how to delete that?
Help you?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
H honey, log on Google Reviews real quick. Delete that
as yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Please, that's gonna be kind of awkward when they see
that this.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Is our favorite place.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Hey, I'm coming back your every Monday night. Oh I
love it.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Here, dude. But in saying that, if you're a restaurant,
that's how you get people back. If you know it
shitty survey, you gotta then bring it with something like that.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Just bring it. Don't even say, oh, we're sorry, we're
gonna comp your chips and saucer. We're gonna comp your
you know, one drink. No, they comped the entire freaking meal.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Dude, this Mexican spot by us. The dude brings out
not one sauce, not two Ranch hot medium light. What
was the other stuff cheese kso caso it should easo.
We had eight different dips in charges for but the
cheriso cheese, I go. I'll be back here every time.
Seven free sauces.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Boom, like you had me. It's that you had me
at free.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Like it's easy to win people.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
You had me lost at hour and forty minutes for
a table. You had me lost at taking an entire
quarter to try to get me my bill. But you
just won me back those two and a half hours
that I lost. I am back in baby, dude every time.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Now you're recommending it to your friends. Oh yeah, It's
amazing how it can change the whole game.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
I am texting people today, Hey, you guys want to
go to this restaurant. It's really fun. It's a great
the service not so great. The food that's fine, but
guess what they comp your meal if you wait for
two and a half hours.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
You and your boy, you guys giving fist dabs after that?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Oh dude. I was like, dude, how about that? I
was like, he was like, great to see. I was like, dude,
I'll wait that long every night. He's like hell yeah.
And I was like, you're giving your kids a basting
night and he goes, no. I was like me either,
don't worry, even though they were playing in the dirt.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
I'll make sure I cancel that Venmo you sent me.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Hey, we got home at nine o'clock. Man, we got
home nine o'clock, and I mean fourth quarters already started.
We got seven minutes left in the fourth quarter, and
I'm like, man, I got to sit down to watch
some of this game, Like kids, go downstairs, get out
of my face.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Are we going to a commercial or we need a
quick segue? Hey?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
And I'll tell you right after the break. I watched
that last seven minutes. Man. Then Celtics, I don't know
they were up by late twelve, they were up by five.
Next thing you know, they're losing. Jason Tatum brick brick
and then the PACER's turnover turnover Jaylen Brown. Three were
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headed to overtime. Awesome. What I saw of the game
was awesome.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
I'll just say you forgot to say. I didn't see
it live. But when the Pacers are up three with
the ball and they.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Turn it over, they had game one in the bag.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Bro Halliburton or that was Sockham siakam All he had
to do was catch the ball and they're gonna foul him,
but he just fumbled.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
It, puked on himself.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Makes your series.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
But here's the crazy part. As good as the basketball was,
can we please like right now today Wednesday? What is
day's date? May twenty second? Can we go and rehire
Jeff Van Gundy and Mark Jackson? Please?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
All the broadcasters weren't good?
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Did they have JJ Reddick on there?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Oh? I haven't heard him? See the Doris.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Burke like, oh, like, get the dream team back together,
bring back Man Gundy, bring back Mark Jackson. They were
so good to listen. To listen, I understand. JJ Reddick
seems like a good dude. He seems like he has
a good podcast, and I like his little commentary when
they're doing Sports Center segments and they go to JJ Reddick.
(31:13):
But I don't think he's very good at call. Like
being on the broadcast of a game. You don't got it.
I don't think he's got it.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
But we're not criticizing you, JJ. Some of us don't
take criticism.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Well, yeah, then you'll go out and rip me like
you rip Doc Rivers. But I just was like, man
looking about me, Oh, I forgot sensitive Sally. I forgot
sensitive Sally over there?
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Hey, can I give my tidbit?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Yeah? Go ahead?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
What's her damn name?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Who? Doris Burt? I mean, it was terrible. Maybe I'm
maybe I'm in the minority. Maybe people like JJ Reddick,
But I loved Van Gundy and Mark Jackson's like chemistry
and their jokes and Van Gundy being so dry. I
really enjoyed Van Gundy. So it just felt so weird
for that big of a game, that awesome, and it
just didn't feel right the seven minutes plus overtime that
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I got to watch with the TV the sound on.
I could see it at the bar, but it didn't
have the sound on. Once I was listening, I was like,
oh my god, I'm glad I was watching this on
mute at the bar.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Uh. I don't even know the names of it. There
it is, Yeah, there it is. What's her damn name?
You know this chick? That's a terrible picture, Malik Andrews,
Is that who it is? Kevin knew her name? Dude?
So Chris Paul debuted and did the pregame show. Oh dude,
did they talk about anything about Chris Paul? So I
was no he's not playing, but they didn't talk about it.
Hold on, but I was in the tub. I got
(32:35):
the cold plunge out there. So I was watching the
whole pregame show. And you got Steven A awesome, Will
Bond awesome, some guy that used to GM the Warriors
was terrible, Bob Myers, Yeah he's great. He works for
the Commanders now he's decent. And then you got the
chick Malika Andrews.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Yeah, I think that's her name.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
And Chris Paul. Chris Paul was good, and I was
telling Kevin, Dude, I mean it goes. I mean they
look like a good couple because she goes, she goes. Man, Guys,
can we just take a minute. I've just been breaking
down film with Chris Paul, and like she's walking with
him and he goes, h like get awkward. But I mean,
if you saw them together, their chemistry was amazing. I
(33:10):
thought they're about to start dating it after the broadcast.
But I're both mary, That's what I'm saying. But but
what the pregame and that didn't stop Rory and Amanda balionis.
But it sucks though the game just wasn't as good
the pregame was great now and it was sexual chemistry too.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
I got a question, did they bring up the story
on Chris Paul at all? Did they address that at all? Well?
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Former NBA ref says Chris Paul one of the biggest
get ready ask I've ever dealt with.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Yeah, sometimes you guys are gonna be dicks in the court.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Bill Spooner, a retired referee who worked thirty two years
in the NBA, did not have kind words for Paul
in a recent profile on The Athletic I'm going to
tell you, and I know you're recording me, but I
get asked all the who are some of the tough guys,
some of the bad guys? And I when I tell
them that Chris Paul, in my thirty two years in
the league, was one of the biggest ass m I
(34:13):
ever dealt with. They say, not Rashid Wallace or Da
Da da da da, Nope, nothing like Paul. And they're like, oh,
he seems like such a nice guy. And I tell them, yeah,
he's a great image cultivator.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Hey, he's done right he retired?
Speaker 2 (34:29):
No he didn't. He played for the Warriors.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Oh I thought maybe he did. At the end of
the season. Maybe he's just trying to dip his toe in,
but he goes, Yeah, when I was getting my MVP
trophy or something, when I was twenty two, they said
we got the playoffs and we're going on a championship run.
I was like, who cares about that, I'll have another
year for it. He was kind of admitting to not
trying or carrying him like, Chris Paul, keep that it
close to the vest, buddy.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Now, at least he's being honest. I liked that he
was being.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Honest, But buddy, no, I don't. You're saying you don't
know if they kill her instinct.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I think that gives you a look into the mindset
of a twenty two year old. Good to know when
I bet next time, a twenty two year old that thinks, oh,
we're this good will be this good every year. When
it doesn't happen that way. It's sort of like Dan
Marino going to the super Bowl and then never getting
back his first year. He goes to the super Bowl
and it's like, we're probably gonna go here a lot,
never to get back. So Chris Paul at twenty two
(35:21):
is thinking we're this good dude will always be this
good and you start to realize it's not that easy.
But it doesn't shock me that this ref says this.
I watch Chris Paul. I think he's a loser. I
think he is an on the court. I've always thought that.
I've always hated the dude, always cheered for him to lose,
want him to lose one hundred percent of the time. Great,
(35:43):
does he do great steak farm commercials. Yeah, image cultivator.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
I think he may just be doing the broadcast now.
That was him telling us, Hey, are we doing the
Ballyonies thing?
Speaker 2 (35:54):
What do you want to do about it?
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Well, there's more to it, Okay, Ballioni's and Rory.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah, I just saying, there you go. That was a
Chris Paul. So if you've always hated Chris Paul, this
referee agrees with you. If you're a Chris Paul fan,
eat that crap. I hate that guy.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Are we taking a break or do we have him? No?
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Go ahead?
Speaker 1 (36:12):
So they were saying also that in California, I guess
he's just been there an inordinate amount of time. So
when they have a tournament, they say he'll come a
couple of days early.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
I saw that some lady, her sister, worked at a
restaurant and she saw Rory picking up food to go
on the Monday, when usually he wouldn't be there till Wednesday.
And it was in the same neck of the woods
that Amanda Baalionis lives.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
And you don't want to know what the food order said.
What Amanda, Oh, that's kind of caught red handed. Oh
so it's all allegend, and it's a legend. And I
was reading articles. It just sounds like him and his wife,
Rory's X were living different lives because of his touring
and stuff, and they had a kid. It just said
they were living two separate lives. He was gone so much.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Yeah, and she just did like once they had a
kid that she was gonna hunk her down at home
and like be more of a home life. But my
whole thing is, you knew you married a professional golfer
who travels all the time, but maybe just when you
have kids and it changes things and he's hanging out
with a mandate, it's like, hey, you know what I mean,
that's not cool anymore.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
But did your wife when she married you know you're
gonna have a sore Loser's Convention in Nashville for four
days of drinking.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Uh no, she didn't.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
That's what insane stuff happens and gets brought on once
the marriage, after it's happened, after you walk across that.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
That's true. Things change, you grow apart. Amanda interviews him
after the course and they were saying, like she even said,
asked about his mom on Mother's Day. Like when you
go back and look at the interview, they're like.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Like, how's your mom?
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I just asked you about her ear.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Hey, didn't ask about the wife, Like, didn't say, oh,
do you want to give your wife a shout out?
On Mother's Day? Asked about his mom? That's wild. Think
she knew some insider in from.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Hey, we got the receipts, the timeline, the pictures, the
text Housewives reference. Are we gonna do the Rogers story? Oh?
Speaker 2 (38:09):
The Housewives? Did you see that girl? The one housewife,
her new daughter, her daughter got a new car and
then wrecked it.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
I don't know jo No good dice. Oh Teresa Goudyce, Yeah,
is that one of them? I think I just mentioned
her the other day and I said I thought her
daughter was like twelve and saw she was twenty two.
It must be the sixteen year old. There's one that
went to college, and there's even a younger one.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Yeah, I think she's sixteen. Maybe she got a new
car and then apparently she's already wrecked it.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Oh, that'll probably be in an episode.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
And that's our Housewives update of the day.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Well, the Rogers story.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Hey, we'll talk Hey Aaron Rodgers, we spotted Aaron Rodgers.
We'll talk about it right after this hit me with it.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Well, here's the real thing. Scuba comes into work, Scuba
Steven do the Bag show, and he goes, hey, hey, man, hey,
I just I just saw Aaron Rodgers at Virgin Hotel.
He was just shown outside and it was a slow
place in the traffic circle where I was able to
kind of pass him at a one or two mile
(39:07):
an hour speed limit. He didn't say like that. I
don't know why I explained it like an idiot, but
he said, I looked over at Aaron Rodgers and he
gave me the look like, hey, man, I know you
know who I am, but let's just keep it on
the d L. And so they made eye contact and
he knew he knew who he was.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
So that's when I got a text from Ray that said, Hey,
Aaron Rodgers spotted standing outside the Virgin Hotel. What do
you know? And I said, I'm going to drive by.
So I went out and got in the car, and
I had a flat tire.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
So we get the text. Got a flat tire, not
doing the drive.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Not doing the drive by, Gonna have to get an uber.
So I had to wait for an uber. So this
is throwing off the timeline. This gives time for Aaron
Rodgers to get back inside the ver Hotel. But the
uber got there within four and a half minutes. So
I got in theo uber, made sure he drove me
by the Virgin Hotel. No sign of Aaron Rodgers. So
(40:13):
then I go to Instagram to see if Aaron Rodgers
has posted anything, and I noticed that Aaron Rodgers is
throwing footballs at Jets OTAs. Oh my bad, So he
went to Nashville.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Yeah, I also confirmed with the OTAs. It wouldn't have
made sense for him to take a flight to Nashville
and then go back to OTA's. And then also, oh,
OTA's are usually over in the afternoon, they're not at night,
so maybe he came to Nashville at night, right, Yeah,
my buddy Mike Studd posted a picture with him and
Aaron Rodgers in the stands watching stroman pitch. He went
to a Yankees game that night? Oh, I mean he
(40:47):
was never in Nashville. Sco up. What do you have
to say for yourself? I meant, Scuba was that a
guy with a mustache and a green hat?
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Scuba was out of it? I mean, just because the
guy was wearing a Rogers jersey does not make him
Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Like what was he?
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Do you have a cup of tea out of Whosia?
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Like?
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Was he standing there and his family was standing two
miles away because they.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Didn't want to?
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Is that what made it Aaron Rodgers? Way? Oh, I know,
I know it was because he was dark outside and
Aaron Rodgers likes to be in the dark darkness retreat. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Yeah, Proud didn't think that was funny right away.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
I mean, was Aaron Rodgers doing a live feed into
the Pat McAfee show. Is that what happened?
Speaker 1 (41:33):
We found out with that when he was making millions
doing that live feed?
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Yeah, Aaron was the guy standing out there was going
no needle in my arm vaccines are the devil? Is
that how you knew? Was Aaron Rodgers? Yeah, no vax?
Speaker 1 (41:47):
You guys are wax?
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Or was it just some guy that had brown hair?
And you're like okay. But the fact that Scoopa said
he gave me the look like, hey, yep, I'm Aaron Rodgers.
Please don't tell anybody like.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
I know you're in your vehicle and probably not gonna
pull over and stop me, but I'm gonna still give
you that nod like I'm married.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Like, hey, you got me, dude, I'm Aaron Rodgers, Like, hey,
tip of the cap to you. You're the one that
spotted me. Like all the people in the world scuba
in that half a second was able to get eye contact.
The acknowledgment, the nod that Aaron Rodgers knows that, hey,
he's been spotted.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
And for our YouTube. Dude, that's immediately what I thought.
Why I texted you, I go, this is it this
ar million dollar view? Our million views? Oh yes, not
a million dollars, guys, not make a million dollars up that,
just a thousand. I said, this is it this ar
million views?
Speaker 2 (42:37):
And we got how many views on that video? Let
me see zero? Because you know what, I didn't even
think about when I was driving buying that uber. I
didn't even think I should be filming right now, So
it wouldn't matter if I saw him or not.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
You just would Oh you went and shook his head. Awesome,
thanks Lunch for the story.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Like literally had no even inclination that, hey, if he
is out there, I should film this for YouTube. Didn't
even think, oh my god, like you just said that
right now. That's bro.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
I was gonna The next text was gonna be, Hey,
make sure you do your phone sideways so that it's
good for the YouTube. You go up. It's a random
guy just enjoying his coffee. That's no idea, But that's apfing,
you know what.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
That's what. That's our new new YouTube video we need
to do. Anytime we see someone in a jersey with
a player's name on it, just we oh my gosh,
what up? Sayqwan? We love it?
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Let me one up that it would almost need to
be on a game day where you're gonna have twenty
people with jerseys and it's our video as us going
up to those twenty people. So it's not just a
one off. I don't think one video of it. I
make a complem compilation.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
That's it. Wena have to put it up right away.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
You know.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
You get one one day, one the next day, and
then boom boom boom like it's funny, like genius. We
get all these athletes that we ran into.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Yeah, on a Sunday, that'd be money.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Yeah. And then I got a report from Valhalla. Brian,
who he went to dinner with the other night. He's
the husband or the other lady. He went to Valhalla
on Thursday. He went and saw the first round of
the PGA Championship and he said it report a week later, dude,
he said, it was phenomenally awesome.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
My cousin was there. I could have told you this too.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Okay, what did your cousin have to say?
Speaker 1 (44:24):
He took pictures and videos of all the guys. He
said that, knowing me as a golfer, I'm assuming you
too as a golfer. Mixed with the beers, the walking,
the seeing golfers, the betting on holes, the access you
have of how close you are and how the layout is,
how you're just walking around, it's well put together. It's
really fun interactive, dude, he said, I'd love it. He said,
(44:45):
Ray would love this. He told my wife that.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
So he didn't tell you.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
He told.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
No, he told you by proxy.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Right, because he was sending her. They were texting on
a separate thread and they so he.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Was sending her the videos and that's how you were
getting them. Yeah, so he wasn't texting you directly. Now
that's weird.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Because they've been cousins for thirty okay, seven years. I've
been cousins with him four years.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
So now because you're married to Bay, you think he's
your cousin.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
He's my cousin.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
No, I know he's not. I just said, that's funny.
That is really funny. Though. I was like, wait a minute,
why would your cousin be texting Bay? But now I
understand it's Bee's cousin. But he was there so anyway,
he told me he saw Tiger Woods within ten feet. Yep,
he said, it is a sad sight to see. Oh.
(45:40):
He said, he looks so old, he looks so weathered,
and it's.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
Coach, what are you explaining a racehorse?
Speaker 2 (45:48):
He said, it is sad to see how much he
has aged and how much of a struggle it is
for him to play golf. He said that was a
depressing part.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
When he crashed the car, we knew there was no
other tournament he was gonna win. He had sense I
believe he won before the car crash because once he
broke his leg.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Yes, oh yeah, no, no, no, he's barely played, can
barely walk, he said. Rory pretty big. He said, Ry
looked good, looked looked to be in good spirits after
all the news.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Oh yeah, ballyone is woke him up with bacon and eggs.
He said, koepka, monster, I thought you're gonna add beer belly.
Maybe No. I think he's been into those Milkelow Ultra
commercials a little too much.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
He said. He was very sad that he didn't get
to see John Day. Could never catch up with him
on the course. That's the one he was looking for,
couldn't find him. He said. The galleries were awesome. He
said a couple of times they camped out at holes
and everybody was so nice and you could just chill.
He said, it was just a great day.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Yeah. See, my cousin said he let's say the fourth hole,
I think it was. He would camp out to where
they would take their second shot onto the green Yeah,
I don't know. If I would stay in one spot.
That'd be good for betting with if you and me
were betting closest to the pin or something like that.
But other than that, I think you would want to
move with a player or walk to different holes. It's
a great question, it really is. I've never been to one.
(47:16):
That's why I'm saying, do you post up? I get
I guess if you're in the grandstand you're drinking that
you really can't leave the grandstand. But if you have
the ability to one of those walking passes, is it
just wearing to go around or do you actually just
go through it?
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Man, when I went to the Texas Open at La
Cantara back when I was in college, we followed John
Daly for like three holes.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
I like that. I like the following of a player.
So you're mixing it up seeing different stuff.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
That was cool.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
But also the as a dad or you know, just
a dad life. How great would that be? Just put
up a chair, you had a couple of beers, and
you're just watching these golf balls.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Flo That's what he said, Dude, he goes, You just
see shot after shot and he goes. It was amazing.
And to hear the who he said, it was so cool.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Anybody chili dip? Did he say?
Speaker 2 (48:05):
No, I didn't see anybody chili dip. He just said
he jumped hole a hole. Sometimes he posted up. But
the only thing is if you do post up, you
gotta realize it's about ten minutes in between shots on
TV because they jump back and forth. It's like real quick.
But this they got to walk to the ball, they
do the measurements, they do this. Wait wait, wait, so
you're waiting a while. But he said, man, there was
(48:26):
probably thirty thousand their people there on Thursday. He goes,
didn't feel crowded at all. Nice. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Cousin sent a video. It was five minutes of Tiger
about to hit the shot him, Holy crap, Tiger, five
minutes to know if you're gonna hit the plot bead
at the Muni. We played two holes in five minutes. Well,
I mean these guys are looking at shots longer than
we do. Oh yeah, they take their time, which you
don't realize. No, wonder, your rounds are five and a
(48:51):
half hours. So when you dis are saying, hey speed
it up, these guys take time for their shots.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
Yeah, if you're not taking your time? How do you
expect me? I just want I don't understand. When you
go to the local Muni it says pace between four
and four and a half hours. Do you watch the
PGA tour It's five and a half hours. So I
don't know why you want me to rush?
Speaker 1 (49:08):
Yeah, Muni life. Yeah, I haven't been out there in
a while. So we cover everything, Ballyoni's Rogers. How'd you
sleep last?
Speaker 2 (49:14):
I mean, and then you got we had a report
from Valhalla and the MAVs Timberwolves to night. I mean,
I can't freaking wait. This series is gonna be phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Can I bring something that we really need to do? Yeah,
this is off mic, so we can just end the
show and it. Dude, we need to get more merged.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
Dude, I know who's gonna We need to design it.
I don't know how to design. I don't have an
eye for what looks good.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Well, I got stuff.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
I got an idea.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Day one sent us some stuff that could use as
a logo.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
I thought of an idea like a mission arm No, no,
just your picture of your face and it says Alpha
male or Scis and Ray Mundo from the North me
just a picture of me sports genius, but.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
Both of us on it. I don't want them to
think like they're picking one another.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
I didn't think about that. I don't know. I just
came in my head right now when you said that.
But we gotta do merch.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Everybody else this these girls podcasts I listened to, Hey guys,
merch is coming out. Mike Studd his merch. Guess who
was wearing it? Aaron fucking Rogers. It said keep going,
keep going. The shirt said said keep going. Aaron Rodgers
wearing merch. Oh, I wish we could give our merch
to Bob Menry. Oh, we don't have any. It's all outdated.
(50:35):
Take her to Aruba that my honeymoon was four years ago.
I'm sorry, just not smart business.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
Okay, Well, help me design something.
Speaker 1 (50:44):
How did we design with Eddie?
Speaker 2 (50:46):
I don't know.
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