April 25, 2024 • 14 mins
On todays P1 podcast sky reveals an interesting decison about her hair down there.
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(00:00):
Well, apparently there are big changescoming in Sky's world, but as usual,
she is not going to consult herhusband about it, which is just
so screwed. Well, the guysshould have to say in certain things,
do you think, especially your pubes? We ain't done yet. It's time
(00:23):
yet, completely uncensored and unting filteredexcept for that part the show's after show
starts. Now, excuse me,what are you talking about? The pubes
on top of your head or thepubes down below? That's my normal hair,
(00:44):
it is, I don't I don'ttake pubes up there. Heads up.
It's really fucked up today after thepie incident today and being underneath the
shower cast, it's been in andout of a bond multiple times. Yeah,
it's it's it's all I do wantto tell you. When our sales
manager was in here, you hadone piece that was sticking straight up and
(01:06):
I could see he was like lookingat it. This is not a good
look for no. Yeah, you'rea nightmare. Plus she smelled like you
know, sour milk I smell.I just went and tried to wash my
face and my hands again, andclearly your nose is swollen. Oh,
I'm so I'm gonna have a blackeye to it's crazy big, probably two
black eyes. I barely hit her. Watch the videos. Honestly, I
(01:30):
put a lot on there, andI wanted to splatter because Emily's went so
poorly. I wanted to splatter.So I put my hand on her,
my left hand on her back.Oh you did you held her to it?
Oh? He like pushed me.Did I put my left hand on
your back? I didn't push yourtiny head that I would have took my
finger and pushed. Oh okay.And I put my left on her back
and I went with the pie andI had a little bit of momentum,
(01:52):
but I honestly did not expect tobe that close where I thought I had
like another couple inches and I wasgonna let it go, and I did,
and I was very surprised. Ifelt like she leaned into it a
little bit. Why would I everlean into I felt into it, and
I felt really bad, and Ifelt really bad, and I apologize because
she was really mad at me.It does explain the you liking a big
(02:15):
load, so you know you wantedto see the splatter. I do love
a personal reason. I do lovea giant load. From my favorite things.
Why would I want a giant loadon my what? No, I
like a giant load on someone's face. You like to be the performer,
y load holding there like two weekswhen you were giving Sky the pie?
(02:40):
Was that going through your mind?A little bit? Okay, a little
bit? And then you know,today has been a rough day, so
I was maybe at making it arough day. I've been a little tense
because the draft. That's why.So what are we doing here with your
with your lawn? Well, wasn'tthe carpet match drips? What does that
(03:04):
mean? What color? I thinkcolor wise probably, but like the curls,
like how it's exact kindle? No, kindle is the I think kindling,
kindling ling. It's not right sticks. You're talking about the tinder tinder.
(03:28):
I feel like Sky's bush looks likea brillowpad. No, I think
you're right, if not worse,because I've seen Sky's vagina. But it
was there was no underneath. Iwas underneath. I saw that I haven't
burned into my brain. It wasit was shaved, really and there was
a little thing we need to That'show normally sort of slip. I swear
(03:52):
she had like a skin tag.I think, don't you think that was
her glitterous skin tag, like spintagdown there underneath. No, I want
to say, like above on theleft side, this was what twelve years
ago. But you would see somebody'svagina that you work with. You never
forget it, Eddie. You havea skin tag there, don't you.
(04:13):
I don't have a skin tag.What is happening? But you have a
mole or something. But this isthe reason that we're talking about this shut
down. I rememberina, but it'sI told you. But remember it's on
the r if you were I waslaying like this. So yeah, so
on the right on the right that'simpressed. Only his mind is blown.
(04:34):
Four people think I'm joking. Ihad a full shot of that vagina first
solid, Yeah, and she wasa little tipsy. I thought it was
like, like, no, it'sMax. He was laying underneath this sky
stood above for a video shoot andhad no underwear on. So I had
to stand there taking pictures. Yeah, I didn't know that you could see
up the And because we had aphotographer for a calendar they were doing,
(04:57):
and they we had a photographer,he wanted me to lay down. I
was just interno called shore. Yeah, clearly you're scarred for life. Fuck,
So what's going on? So fora really long time now, I
have been pretty much cleanly shaved downthere. Do you leave a landing strip?
(05:19):
So I I don't want to hearher. I don't even know.
It's like your mom talking about herpubic hare. Why do you guys like
a landing strip? I I couldtake it or or leave it. Now
I'm more of a I'm a baldman. Yeah, I mean that's I
think most guys will say that.Yeah, but I mean if you're gonna
go landing strip, okay, asopposed to like the full bush, get
(05:43):
the fuck out of it. Notin the seventies, Yeah, I thought
you waxed, So I did.I got a wax pass a European you
know, wax center. But uhyou remember she used to like she used
to lay down squad a squad youdid, Yeah, you could like take
that pain. So I would gofull Brazilian and I'm like, this isn't
(06:06):
that bad? And one time Itried my armpits. That's the most painful
thing ever compared to a Brazilian.Your pussy so beat up from your I
don't think from your husband. Okay, Okay, what you guys, you
guys going for hours? Okay,I mean you assaulted me enough today.
(06:26):
Okay, I take it back.My face looks like riddick bow. Okay.
So I don't even know what thatmeans. Okay, from the nineties,
it was a wild call back.Okay. I don't know why.
I don't know why that was there, calling your pussy rid bo. Why
(06:46):
don't you ever call my pussy anythingbehind your back? Okay? So,
yeah, wax completely, and thenCOVID came and I felt weird about going
in for the waxing because you know, their face may Yeah, I don't
(07:09):
know. I don't know any hole. I felt like you could get it
out of any hole. I don'tknow if they were shut like any That
was a joke, you guys.That was a joke. But I think
they were shut down for a while, or it was weird because you couldn't
be in those little rooms together.I don't know, but either way,
I I just got out of thehabit of going and then I started processing
(07:32):
it of like I'm going into aplace and letting a complete stranger, like
you know, basically see every bitsand pieces, and and then I started
getting uncomfortable with that, yeah,just because I don't know I've already done
it though I did the first couple. I mean, it's probably like nothing,
I know, but like it.Okay, I didn't consider it,
(07:59):
so I got uncomfortable with that.So then I started shaving all the time,
right, shaving at home, Okay, fine, whatever, And then
I would go landing strip, yeah, because the hobby was kind of over
the whole bald thing. He's youknow, kind of was like, I
want you to look a little bitmore grown up. I know that sounds
weird, but that's just how hefelt. So I did a little landing
strip and I've been doing that eversince. Okay, I know, I
(08:26):
know. It was like, Idon't know why, but that's just what
he said. And then it creepsme out so much. I like,
as much as I am right now, I'm like, okay, well then
I'm never doing that again. Thatright now. So yeah, so with
landing strip, okay, great,Well for is correct? I do have
(08:46):
a beauty mark right on the rightside of said land Yes, what is
it really a beauty mark? Abeauty it's a mole Okay, down there
to this guy's very moley. Okay, she's got big Charlie walking in her
(09:07):
bag. I got quite a few. I'll never forget that moll mold does
well. Honestly, I wouldn't knowbecause yeah, but then your husband was
like, hey, I want youto look more. No, so it's
still on the outside of it.Accidentally thinking like it's your clip. It's
(09:31):
not that big, and it's onthe front side. It's not on the
under he's making out with rig bowdown there. Shut up. It's raised
up. Yeah, yes, alittle bit like I have the dermatologists look
at it once a year. Off. Okay, cut it off. I
don't want to be looking at thatbarn off at the appointment. They could
(09:52):
probably do that like five minutes.Yeah, you get yours burned off.
It's not a mold. It's actuallylike a just a freckle, just like
a dark it's the one, andwe know what a freckle. No,
I take my pants all right now, I'm weird. So this mole.
(10:13):
I'm over it. Mark my beautymark, thank you, thank you,
Eddie, my beauty mark. I'mraised. It is a little bit.
You saw it. You can probablytell a police sketch artist. Never forget
it. Yes, it is awink at you. No, but it
was like dark in a couple ofareas, like she should have her dermatology.
Well I do, what's the year? And she says, it's fine,
(10:35):
it's completely normal. It looks fine. Your husband's in the room at
that appointment, because we share appointments. Yeah, so he shut the funk
up. You check this out.So you have your pants, your pants
are around your ankles, and there'reand you're kind of spread, and your
husband's just standing there waiting for youto and you're getting your corner. The
(10:56):
only time is everybody with two chickshow it goes. My pants are off,
but I have like one of thoseyou know, medical sheet things,
and then no, no underwear,and then and then when she goes to
examine, she just kind of liftsit up and like looks under there and
you know, mark on the table. I mean, why would I fucking
(11:18):
I don't leave skid marks in theunderwear. Wait, I mean, that's
the stupidest question never heard. Okay, can you throw up? No you
can't. So I'm kind of overthe look of it. I I don't
feel like Marilyn Monroe down there anymore. It's not as cute Crawford. No,
(11:43):
not Cindy Crawford either. So Idecided, okay, shut up.
I decided about a month ago tobasically widen my landing strip to kind of
I'm not going to say full,but we're no longer a strip. We're
now kind of like a V likea triangle. Thank cover full coverage kind
(12:09):
of off the front, but underneathis cleaned. The mole is down below
right, No, no, it'sit's it's like right here. Yeah,
I'll never forget it. Okay,so you're covering the mole. Maybe this
is not a bad guy. Canyou stop doing the d X? Suck
it in what area? Okay?There? But I did this two words
(12:33):
for you. But I bet Idid this. But I did not consult
my husband. This was a personaldecision, kind of like you just go
to thank you, like you goto get your hair done and you're just
like, you know what, todayI decided I want to cut some of
my hair off or I want totry a new color. If you did
that, you would consult your husbandbecause he's very particular about your hair.
(12:56):
That is true, you're right,but you're right. I never changed my
hair because he he likes it.The land is shut the fuck up?
Not right now, sir. Shefeels the same way about her virginy.
This guy, I really love you. So do I need to consult him
(13:16):
on growing out? Notice he's gone. What do I need to give him
like a hender to get that thing? I don't think again, I'm keeping
the bottom clean. I'm just kindof covering. I would give him my
heads up because when you take like, if you take your pants off and
he's going down there he sees hair, it's gonna be jarring for a second
big time. Yeah. Yeah,he's gonna be like, I want you
(13:39):
to be a grown up, nota seventies points. It's weird. You
think that's weird. If he's okay, he went ball jarring to the landship
to now full bush, I wouldbe like, what the fuck is going
on? I'm assuming he he trimsdown there? Right? Yes? So
if he went full bush, wouldn'tyou be thrown off? I wouldn't.
(14:01):
She's never seen it. Are yougonna keep it trimmed up? Though?
Yeah, you're just gonna not shavethat part anymore. No, I'll probably
like once it gets substantial growth,I'll take his uh his electric ra.
You're gonna he's gonna take your pantsoff? What he's gonna take your pants
off? And think Richard Simmons isdown there? Okay, I don't think
he's gonna think Richard Simmons is inour bedroom? Are you gonna use his
(14:22):
electric His face that's so fucked up? Are you serious? What's wrong?
What are you? Why do youhave to be such an assholes or something
Well, apparently there are big changescoming in Sky's world, but as usual,
she is not going to consult herhusband about it, which is just
so screwed. Well, the guysshould have to say in certain things,
do you think, especially your pubes? We ain't done yet. It's time
(00:23):
yet, completely uncensored and unting filteredexcept for that part the show's after show
starts. Now, excuse me,what are you talking about? The pubes
on top of your head or thepubes down below? That's my normal hair,
(00:44):
it is, I don't I don'ttake pubes up there. Heads up.
It's really fucked up today after thepie incident today and being underneath the
shower cast, it's been in andout of a bond multiple times. Yeah,
it's it's it's all I do wantto tell you. When our sales
manager was in here, you hadone piece that was sticking straight up and
(01:06):
I could see he was like lookingat it. This is not a good
look for no. Yeah, you'rea nightmare. Plus she smelled like you
know, sour milk I smell.I just went and tried to wash my
face and my hands again, andclearly your nose is swollen. Oh,
I'm so I'm gonna have a blackeye to it's crazy big, probably two
black eyes. I barely hit her. Watch the videos. Honestly, I
(01:30):
put a lot on there, andI wanted to splatter because Emily's went so
poorly. I wanted to splatter.So I put my hand on her,
my left hand on her back.Oh you did you held her to it?
Oh? He like pushed me.Did I put my left hand on
your back? I didn't push yourtiny head that I would have took my
finger and pushed. Oh okay.And I put my left on her back
and I went with the pie andI had a little bit of momentum,
(01:52):
but I honestly did not expect tobe that close where I thought I had
like another couple inches and I wasgonna let it go, and I did,
and I was very surprised. Ifelt like she leaned into it a
little bit. Why would I everlean into I felt into it, and
I felt really bad, and Ifelt really bad, and I apologize because
she was really mad at me.It does explain the you liking a big
(02:15):
load, so you know you wantedto see the splatter. I do love
a personal reason. I do lovea giant load. From my favorite things.
Why would I want a giant loadon my what? No, I
like a giant load on someone's face. You like to be the performer,
y load holding there like two weekswhen you were giving Sky the pie?
(02:40):
Was that going through your mind?A little bit? Okay, a little
bit? And then you know,today has been a rough day, so
I was maybe at making it arough day. I've been a little tense
because the draft. That's why.So what are we doing here with your
with your lawn? Well, wasn'tthe carpet match drips? What does that
(03:04):
mean? What color? I thinkcolor wise probably, but like the curls,
like how it's exact kindle? No, kindle is the I think kindling,
kindling ling. It's not right sticks. You're talking about the tinder tinder.
(03:28):
I feel like Sky's bush looks likea brillowpad. No, I think
you're right, if not worse,because I've seen Sky's vagina. But it
was there was no underneath. Iwas underneath. I saw that I haven't
burned into my brain. It wasit was shaved, really and there was
a little thing we need to That'show normally sort of slip. I swear
(03:52):
she had like a skin tag.I think, don't you think that was
her glitterous skin tag, like spintagdown there underneath. No, I want
to say, like above on theleft side, this was what twelve years
ago. But you would see somebody'svagina that you work with. You never
forget it, Eddie. You havea skin tag there, don't you.
(04:13):
I don't have a skin tag.What is happening? But you have a
mole or something. But this isthe reason that we're talking about this shut
down. I rememberina, but it'sI told you. But remember it's on
the r if you were I waslaying like this. So yeah, so
on the right on the right that'simpressed. Only his mind is blown.
(04:34):
Four people think I'm joking. Ihad a full shot of that vagina first
solid, Yeah, and she wasa little tipsy. I thought it was
like, like, no, it'sMax. He was laying underneath this sky
stood above for a video shoot andhad no underwear on. So I had
to stand there taking pictures. Yeah, I didn't know that you could see
up the And because we had aphotographer for a calendar they were doing,
(04:57):
and they we had a photographer,he wanted me to lay down. I
was just interno called shore. Yeah, clearly you're scarred for life. Fuck,
So what's going on? So fora really long time now, I
have been pretty much cleanly shaved downthere. Do you leave a landing strip?
(05:19):
So I I don't want to hearher. I don't even know.
It's like your mom talking about herpubic hare. Why do you guys like
a landing strip? I I couldtake it or or leave it. Now
I'm more of a I'm a baldman. Yeah, I mean that's I
think most guys will say that.Yeah, but I mean if you're gonna
go landing strip, okay, asopposed to like the full bush, get
(05:43):
the fuck out of it. Notin the seventies, Yeah, I thought
you waxed, So I did.I got a wax pass a European you
know, wax center. But uhyou remember she used to like she used
to lay down squad a squad youdid, Yeah, you could like take
that pain. So I would gofull Brazilian and I'm like, this isn't
(06:06):
that bad? And one time Itried my armpits. That's the most painful
thing ever compared to a Brazilian.Your pussy so beat up from your I
don't think from your husband. Okay, Okay, what you guys, you
guys going for hours? Okay,I mean you assaulted me enough today.
(06:26):
Okay, I take it back.My face looks like riddick bow. Okay.
So I don't even know what thatmeans. Okay, from the nineties,
it was a wild call back.Okay. I don't know why.
I don't know why that was there, calling your pussy rid bo. Why
(06:46):
don't you ever call my pussy anythingbehind your back? Okay? So,
yeah, wax completely, and thenCOVID came and I felt weird about going
in for the waxing because you know, their face may Yeah, I don't
(07:09):
know. I don't know any hole. I felt like you could get it
out of any hole. I don'tknow if they were shut like any That
was a joke, you guys.That was a joke. But I think
they were shut down for a while, or it was weird because you couldn't
be in those little rooms together.I don't know, but either way,
I I just got out of thehabit of going and then I started processing
(07:32):
it of like I'm going into aplace and letting a complete stranger, like
you know, basically see every bitsand pieces, and and then I started
getting uncomfortable with that, yeah,just because I don't know I've already done
it though I did the first couple. I mean, it's probably like nothing,
I know, but like it.Okay, I didn't consider it,
(07:59):
so I got uncomfortable with that.So then I started shaving all the time,
right, shaving at home, Okay, fine, whatever, And then
I would go landing strip, yeah, because the hobby was kind of over
the whole bald thing. He's youknow, kind of was like, I
want you to look a little bitmore grown up. I know that sounds
weird, but that's just how hefelt. So I did a little landing
strip and I've been doing that eversince. Okay, I know, I
(08:26):
know. It was like, Idon't know why, but that's just what
he said. And then it creepsme out so much. I like,
as much as I am right now, I'm like, okay, well then
I'm never doing that again. Thatright now. So yeah, so with
landing strip, okay, great,Well for is correct? I do have
(08:46):
a beauty mark right on the rightside of said land Yes, what is
it really a beauty mark? Abeauty it's a mole Okay, down there
to this guy's very moley. Okay, she's got big Charlie walking in her
(09:07):
bag. I got quite a few. I'll never forget that moll mold does
well. Honestly, I wouldn't knowbecause yeah, but then your husband was
like, hey, I want youto look more. No, so it's
still on the outside of it.Accidentally thinking like it's your clip. It's
(09:31):
not that big, and it's onthe front side. It's not on the
under he's making out with rig bowdown there. Shut up. It's raised
up. Yeah, yes, alittle bit like I have the dermatologists look
at it once a year. Off. Okay, cut it off. I
don't want to be looking at thatbarn off at the appointment. They could
(09:52):
probably do that like five minutes.Yeah, you get yours burned off.
It's not a mold. It's actuallylike a just a freckle, just like
a dark it's the one, andwe know what a freckle. No,
I take my pants all right now, I'm weird. So this mole.
(10:13):
I'm over it. Mark my beautymark, thank you, thank you,
Eddie, my beauty mark. I'mraised. It is a little bit.
You saw it. You can probablytell a police sketch artist. Never forget
it. Yes, it is awink at you. No, but it
was like dark in a couple ofareas, like she should have her dermatology.
Well I do, what's the year? And she says, it's fine,
(10:35):
it's completely normal. It looks fine. Your husband's in the room at
that appointment, because we share appointments. Yeah, so he shut the funk
up. You check this out.So you have your pants, your pants
are around your ankles, and there'reand you're kind of spread, and your
husband's just standing there waiting for youto and you're getting your corner. The
(10:56):
only time is everybody with two chickshow it goes. My pants are off,
but I have like one of thoseyou know, medical sheet things,
and then no, no underwear,and then and then when she goes to
examine, she just kind of liftsit up and like looks under there and
you know, mark on the table. I mean, why would I fucking
(11:18):
I don't leave skid marks in theunderwear. Wait, I mean, that's
the stupidest question never heard. Okay, can you throw up? No you
can't. So I'm kind of overthe look of it. I I don't
feel like Marilyn Monroe down there anymore. It's not as cute Crawford. No,
(11:43):
not Cindy Crawford either. So Idecided, okay, shut up.
I decided about a month ago tobasically widen my landing strip to kind of
I'm not going to say full,but we're no longer a strip. We're
now kind of like a V likea triangle. Thank cover full coverage kind
(12:09):
of off the front, but underneathis cleaned. The mole is down below
right, No, no, it'sit's it's like right here. Yeah,
I'll never forget it. Okay,so you're covering the mole. Maybe this
is not a bad guy. Canyou stop doing the d X? Suck
it in what area? Okay?There? But I did this two words
(12:33):
for you. But I bet Idid this. But I did not consult
my husband. This was a personaldecision, kind of like you just go
to thank you, like you goto get your hair done and you're just
like, you know what, todayI decided I want to cut some of
my hair off or I want totry a new color. If you did
that, you would consult your husbandbecause he's very particular about your hair.
(12:56):
That is true, you're right,but you're right. I never changed my
hair because he he likes it.The land is shut the fuck up?
Not right now, sir. Shefeels the same way about her virginy.
This guy, I really love you. So do I need to consult him
(13:16):
on growing out? Notice he's gone. What do I need to give him
like a hender to get that thing? I don't think again, I'm keeping
the bottom clean. I'm just kindof covering. I would give him my
heads up because when you take like, if you take your pants off and
he's going down there he sees hair, it's gonna be jarring for a second
big time. Yeah. Yeah,he's gonna be like, I want you
(13:39):
to be a grown up, nota seventies points. It's weird. You
think that's weird. If he's okay, he went ball jarring to the landship
to now full bush, I wouldbe like, what the fuck is going
on? I'm assuming he he trimsdown there? Right? Yes? So
if he went full bush, wouldn'tyou be thrown off? I wouldn't.
(14:01):
She's never seen it. Are yougonna keep it trimmed up? Though?
Yeah, you're just gonna not shavethat part anymore. No, I'll probably
like once it gets substantial growth,I'll take his uh his electric ra.
You're gonna he's gonna take your pantsoff? What he's gonna take your pants
off? And think Richard Simmons isdown there? Okay, I don't think
he's gonna think Richard Simmons is inour bedroom? Are you gonna use his
(14:22):
electric His face that's so fucked up? Are you serious? What's wrong?
What are you? Why do youhave to be such an assholes or something
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