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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I get very nervous and uncomfortable when I don't really
know what we're about to talk about. All Thor says is,
I don't know if I should say this or not,
but I have an embarrassing situation that I need to
admit to. And I said, oh boy. And if he's
saying that, yeah, right, I mean, what could be more
(00:21):
embarrassing than having his penis being infected? Like, I don't know,
but he says for me, this is a bad one.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
It's time for the one podcast yet, completely uncensored and
unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
The part the show's after show starts now.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I don't know if I'm ready for this.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
I don't think I am, Like I have a mixture
of being scared but also kind of being excited, Like
I don't know where I'm at right.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Now with Yeah, I'm very concerned, very concerned where this guy?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Do you think this involves the penis? Again? Chance this
involves the penis?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
It usually does, it normally does. It's a source of embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Penis.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I don't know. I don't know what this is going on.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
This actually happened a while, not a wild like two
weeks ago. But I've been I've been really debating about
telling everybody you're embarrassed. So what Ady's talking about with
my penis? The sky has mentioned as well, I'm gonna
put yeast infection cream in my penis and burned my penis.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Your wife suggested to suggested, okay, it's put more more.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Yeah, I'm not far as. So me and my wife
were having uh we were hooking up. It was like
last Saturday, and we had a page situation. She showed
up again, showed up and she isn't like, she doesn't rest.
We were texting business.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
She doesn't rest.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Was Page texting you from another phone. So this is
how it turned out. So we actually we've had three visits,
only three because I asked for page too many times
and I got in trouble. The one time was the
hard Rock we had a page we had paid for.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Another time where you went to the old spaghetti that
bar up.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
There was delightful.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yea.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
His wife show dressed up page escort. She looked so
wig and they did like a role playing was.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
The second time.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
The second time was just a random time. I just
didn't just at home, just at home. I had to
leave the house though.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Because Page paid.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
The Page was going to come to me, but Page
wanted me to leave the house and leave the key
under the mat and then I would come back.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Uh, your ship confused ifort like, leave the key under
the mat, don't be hold leave the hole.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Page, I mean, it's my wife wild.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
Third was it's the wig every time, right, yeah, red
Wig every time. The third time was this recent time,
recent time, and I was kind of like, I don't
know how to say it without like making her annoyed.
So this was like this was last Saturday, run away
to the beach, and I said, uh, I asked her
(03:30):
what she was doing tonight, Paige Haley my wife, And
she goes and she goes, I don't know, what do
you want to do? And I'm like, I don't know.
I'm kind of bored. I may go out and do
something to my own and like a wait setting it up.
And she goes and she goes, Okay, well, if you're
going to do that, but I'll hang out with Kimya,
her best friend, and I go wink and then I
(03:51):
go okay, cool, and then I immediately texted Paige, well,
Haley's sitting next to me by the way, and I said, hey,
you come back. I mean, it's my wife.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Your wife is right there.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
They're the same people.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
I can't Yes, I don't feel like he's doing something
wrong to totally, it's more exciting.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
This is all my wife's do you guys not get this?
They don't understand this pit So then I text her, hey, page,
are you freeedom night?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
And no notice?
Speaker 6 (04:22):
That's what she said, no notice going to cost you extra?
And then I said how much? She said, fifteen hundred?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Her brushes are wild.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Expensive. You get the whole night or hourly.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
I don't. I don't want to want her to stay there.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
But how long do you get for fifteen hundred?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
You know?
Speaker 6 (04:43):
I mean I would hope for a couple hours and
wild stuff? Right, yeah, wild stuff? I mean she got
she's you know, the red wig. Well she's red head.
She's a red head. Strap on. This is not a
freak off. This is not a freak off. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
All this diddy stuff maybe inspired, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
I mean, this is not this is I am not
I'm not going to watch my wife have sex with
male prostitutes, drug her up and then jerk off it's there,
and I would not.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Would love that.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Really like a freak.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Off, I mean freak bro Yeah, like if he was
invited to watch one.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
Yeah, that's what did he did?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Haven't you heard? He used to wake her up at
a freak.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
We start calling the diddy? Did be diddy? Diddy?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Did you know your husband did?
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Diddy back to.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
B and he looks like a didd Cargo shorts?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Did your freak.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Show come on?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
So?
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Yeah, So we're at the beach and it was when
I think it was two weeks ag because we had
the heat wave. That's when this happened. So we're at
the beach and we're both I'm texting Page and then
every once in a while Haley goes, who are you texting?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I love I love this like staying in characters.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
But then every once in a while I get confused,
I'm texting you so.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Yeah, could never like legit cheat because he could never
keep like under coverage.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Ye horrible, horrible. So I'm I'm texting Page and then
I said yeah, And then like a few minutes later,
I'll say to Haley like, uh, I'll say like, so
I'll say like She'll say, out of nowhere. She'll say.
I said, yeah, i'mrobably gonna out kim you tonight, and
I'll go, what do you hang out Kimyan? And I
thought we had her own thing.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You've already forgotten.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
God set this up and you wanted to.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
And then she'll look at me and she goes, I'm
hanging out with Kima, and I'll go, oh, okay, you've
already forgotten. I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Charge the sky more for being that.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
So then so then that all goes down, and the
plan is for Haley leaves, and then and then she leaves.
When I leave, we have at the same time. But
then she didn't really leave. So I stayed out of
the house and Page was there. Page gets ready and
then so I come back home from Target and I
really left. Yeah, I was just walking around Target.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Did you buy anything I think I bought?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Page asked me to boller bought it. Buy her a
small bottle of prosecco.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Oh pas, Oh, yeah, she wants some.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Bubbles that would be for me. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
I also I did tell Page I'm in recovery and
this is weird, and she didn't care.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Oh, Page is about.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
Yeah, so I bought her a small bottle of Seco
and then it dessert for after. That's Page's request. So
I said sure, So that I came home and Pages there,
and you know, we start talking and doing our thing
and listen where you Page gets freaky. Yeah, so Hailey,
Hailey with Haley, it's sweet sex, it's lovey dovey sex,
(08:18):
and Hailey still gets freaky. Yeah, but Paige pages yes
when she puts that way on, like Haley gets freaky.
But like Page is like crazy. Page with a couple
of cocktails is like crazy, and I love it. And
(08:38):
I'm always crazy because I've been having I've been sober
and I've been having sex sober since for seventeen years.
So like I get crazy, I don't know that. So
I've been doing you know, I've been doing stuff stuff
pretty crazy, and I've gotten crazier and freakier, not like
freak coll be diddy stuff that freaky. But but so
(09:00):
we like to dirty talk, and we've been down this
word before before.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
You're not great.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
I'm not great now.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You make a lot of mistakes.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
But like with with our dirty talk, sometimes like I'll
tell her to say something, or she'll tell me to
say something, Okay, you know what I mean, and then
or like she'll do something and I'll do something, and
then we'll want us to call each other names.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
So like, what's your preferred pronounce.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Like no, no, not like that, And I don't think
him she don't.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
So like Haley, I know you're big on daddy.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
Yeah, that's something. Sometimes I switch it up.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
What oh god, I'm scared.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Well, I mean, if you're paying for it, anticipating.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
You got to get all your needs met Ill.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Whenever he does this, it's because he starts to say
something in the backway.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
From I've never said this before. I've never and I
saw him.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
I don't know if you guys noticed this.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
He double checked all the to make sure that whatever
he's about to say would not fucking go out all
over you.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Like I'm making sure. Okay, you a double check every podcast,
but this one, I'm like, you're.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Kind of acting like this just came up.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
I never said anything like this.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
We know, I.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Understand, but clearly it's in there. You want it.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
No, I don't want it. I don't want it. You
do what do you?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
What do you want? What you want?
Speaker 6 (10:27):
Give you to me? So like she's like doing I
can't look at him anyway.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Okay, he's not gonna way because I got it here,
so invested right now, so you know.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
We're getting after it. And I tell her to tell
me something and she kind of looks at me like huh,
And then I realized what I say, so we both
act like it didn't happen. I I told her because
I okay, let me set.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Up why none of us are making eye contacts.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
I was going down on her and she reached her moment,
so I felt like I needed a pat on the
back for that, so I told her. I told her,
tell me I'm a good boy.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Oh so fucking creepy.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
This guy is affected, dude, I mean mistress before and
that just creeped me out.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
That just creeping next level. Yeah, good boy, I'm a
good boy. Want to put a dog?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Like, what are we doing? You want to?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
You want good boy? What are we doing?
Speaker 6 (11:52):
Dude? Yeah? It was it was weird.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Okay, and then okay, so you recognized Redd, that's what
you've done. She recognizes what you've done. But she's paid
for so you know what, you can't complain to the
no she has to say after everything's said and done,
is it brought up.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
We didn't bring it up until we hadn't talked about
it until yesterday, a week because it was so odd.
And then we were watching TV and I'm watching the
game last night, the Jets and the Patriots. Haley's annoyed
at me for something and she looks at me and
she says, you're not being a good boy right now.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
How would Haley know