Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast

Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.

Episodes

March 16, 2026 62 mins

Bill rambles about the 'What It's All About, a few days in Texas, and 'Plantmand & Blondie'.


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Bill rambles about being sick, Why A.I.?, and H.O.A.’s.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(39:42) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-12-18- Bill rambles about nuclear proliferation, two team cities and eating meat.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Elvis Presley - Frankfort Special 


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Bill rambles about school photos, religion, and the phrase 'I Will Say'.


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Bill rambles with hockey legend Rick Middleton about his time with the Bruins and his new documentary 'ICE GOLD'.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(48:42) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-5-18 - Bill sits down with musician Al Jourgensen.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Pink Floyd - Coming Back to Life (Pulse)


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Bill rambles about war, reaction videos, and dog advice.


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Bill rambles about being a Disney dad, hockey, and flying.


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Bill rambles about Team USA, turmoil, and Italy v. France.


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Bill rambles about Olympic hockey, A.I. Self-Help Videos, and reading a book.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(36:36) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-19-26 - Bill rambles about Lent, Titties, and Ben Franklin.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Night Moves - State Sponsored Psychosis 

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Bill rambles about the Files, L.A. Rain, and Hurling.


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Bill rambles about island level politics, the meaning of life, and gibberish.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(33:18) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-12-18 -  Bill rambles with comedian Kevin Shea.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Dave Matthews Band - Lie in Our Graves (Portugal 5-25-07)


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Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, the Bay Area, and birds.


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Bill rambles about not going to the game, drumming at Dean's Birthday Show, and the Seahawks stadium beer scam.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:28) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-5-18 - Bill rambles about Eagles historic win, man titted c-notes, and F1.

(01:37:48) - Anything Better Podcast Super Bowl Preview - The Super Bowl is here!  Bill and Paul make their picks and wrap up the season.


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Bill rambles about spiritual whores, his top five birds, and Cleo's legay.


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Bill rambles about the NFL Hall of Fame, live sporting events, and childhood music.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:46) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-29-18 - Bill rambles with comedian Todd Rexx.

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Bill rambles about the Patriots, old school MTV, and drug names.


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Bill rambles about his garage door, the rulers, and the future.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(30:13) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-22-18 - Bill rambles about the Patriots, kids, and self preservation.

(01:42:08) - Anything Better NFL Championship Preview  - Only three games left!  Bill and Paul go into Championship weekend having gone 3-4 a piece during the divisional games.  

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Bill rambles about the playoffs, woman getting life insurance, and being the executor of a trust.


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Bill rambles about flightless birds, new music, and breathwork.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:51) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - Bill rambles about the Mall Of America, quarterback names, and ex wives.

(01:30:39) - Anything Better Divisional Playoff Preview - Bill and Paul both went 5-1 on Wild Card Weekend.  They talk about this week's Divisional Rounds, and more appropriately named teams.


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Bill rambles about writing the hockey show, playoffs, and charities.


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Bill rambles about Seattle, ear pods, and drugs.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:26) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-8-18 - Bill rambles about Zombies, Playoffs, and The Golden Globes.

(01:38:21) - Anything Better Podcast with Bill Burr & Paul Virzi - Wildcard weekend is here!  Bill couldn't break .500 for the regular season, but the best weekend of football is here. 

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