April 20, 2024 • 37 mins
How many islands in the island hopping campaign did we need? An Ode to Liberal Aunt Peggy. Fighting along side an animal. You’re not a leader if you don’t have anyone behind you. Thinking of converting to Christianity.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday. Do not worry, though, we will be back
to do all this again on Monday. That'll be medal
of honor Monday. We'll have fun then too, and we'll
keep on marching on. Looks like we're actually gonna do
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a little bit of history with the ask doctor Jesse
questions this hour. But I feel obligated. I feel obligated
to read this poem. Somebody wrote a poem titled Liberal
Aunt Peggy.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
And his name's Jerry.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I'm gonna do the best I can to read this
in a flowing manner, but the way it's structured and
here is hard to read.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Liberal ant Pegy lives all alone and her self imposed
bubble with just her iPhone in her Birkenstock sandals in
the NPR zone.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
My liberal ant.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Pegy is an Ivy League clone. My liberal ant Pegy,
her tolerance shown with her transgender best friend. She wants
to be alone for the capitalist jenocide America has zoned.
This is actually really good. My liberal ant Pegy in
a world of her own my liberal ant Peggy. She
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never has grown from her feminist rantings to her communist drone.
She pretends to be helpful, casting her stone, my liberal
ant Pegy. She's a lonely old crone. His name is Jerry.
That's so good, I quit. Let's focus on. Let's focus
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on what's important.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Do you hear Denvers mayor.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
What do you say to Denver Rights who say, you
know what we were just we were too generous, we
gave away, we opened the door too wide. We think
it's a balance. We want to be a welcoming city
where you don't have a woman with a two year
old and a three year old sleeping outside in a
tent and tend to beweather in a snowstorm. That's one
of our values. And we also want to be able
to provide high quality public services to all the taxpayers.
It's also one of our values. And in this context
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without any federal support, to do both of those things
requires shared sacrifice. It requires compromise. So we are both
making cuts to city budgets to meet this financial need,
and we are making cuts to the amount of services
we can provide to the migrants that arrive and to
the number of folks that we can serve.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Denver's cutting the police force, free legal immigrants. And if
you're listening to me right now in Denver and you're
upset that nine to one one calls take so long,
and you vote Democrat, I just want to remind you
you voted for this, all right, you voted for this anyway,
Let's get back to the ass. Doctor Jesse questions, Oh,
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great radio order orator or orator?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Order?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I feel like I'm saying it wrong. I know orator
is wrong. Orator maybe orator? Chris does that sout? Could
you look it up so we sound smart? It's orator.
That kind of sounds nerdy. I like, I'm gonna say
order orders. It's more anyway, your Medal of honor. Mondays
in frequent offscript history stories have raised my interest in
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American conflicts. I was reading about the Korean War when
I came across the story of staff Sergeant Reckless and
the roles she played in the battle for Outpost Vegas.
Then made me wonder if you could have any animal
fight alongside you, what would it be? And why keep
up the great work? And God bless I'll be honest
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with you, I thought about this a lot. I thought, no, what, Chris,
I'm a dude. I've thought about this a lot. If
you had to have an animal fighting alongside you, what
would it be? And now, let's understand something. Your first
instinct and my first instinct is probably wrong when we
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think about it. What would be one of the first ones?
You would think? Like a lion? Right, a lion would
be a handy or a tiger or something like that.
But how do you control it? Very very difficult to tame,
very very difficult to control. So that leads us to
other animals ones that have been used. Elephants, for example.
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We love to talk at least I love to talk
about the history of elephants in warfare. You know, Alexander
the Great was running into these things when he was
fighting the Persians. Everyone knows the story of Hannibal. Hannibal
fighting the Romans with elephants, even though most of his
elephants died pretty early on. The Romans didn't have to
take on that many with Hannibal, but they fought other
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people who had elephants. Now I'm gonna say something. I've
bursted your history bubble before when I told you that
the sword fights you see in the movies never happened
in real life. So I'm gonna burst your history bubble
one more time. Elephants they didn't actually work that well. Well,
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I should put it this way. The elephants had so
many problems. Now, the advantage of having an elephant is
elephants are highly highly intelligent animals. They're training and they're
just they're very highly intelligent animals. And there obviously is
it benefit to having a gigantic animal that can stomp
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somebody into a pancake on the battlefield, or this was
done in many societies. They put archers on top of them,
so they were kind of like many archer towers, so
you're driving by shooting. But the elephants didn't actually give
people like the Romans that many problems. Even Alexander, it
didn't give him that at many problems. There were always workarounds.
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One of the cool stories I've told you before is
the Romans used to just take pigs, because elephants are
skittish animals. They would take pigs and they cover them
and pitch in a flammable liquid, and they'd light them
on fire, and they'd send them after the elephants they'd
point them towards the elephants and light them on fire. Well,
the pigs are screaming, as you can imagine, they're on fire,
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probably smelled amazing, and they're screaming. They're running across the
battlefield the elephants and go crazy. The elephants were so
temperamental that you had the elephants, you see most of
them in combat. Did you know they had a strap
on their head if you've ever seen a diagram of it,
or like a relief or something like that on the wall,
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they had something strapped to their head.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
And what was in that strap?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Oftentimes there was a spike aimed right at the elephant
brain that it was kind of sitting on top of
the skull. So if you were on top of it,
is the guy was riding it and controlling it, you
could just boom at anytime, hit that spike and the
elephant had dropped like that.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Why would you.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Want something like that on your own elephant, because they'd
always lose their dack on mines and they goes. If
you made them scared, they turn and start stomping your guys,
just going crazy out there. And I'm an elephant fan,
but I don't think elephant. I'm gonna say something and
it's gonna sound really lame, because it is really cool
to think about animals fighting alongside you. You know, a Komodo dragon.
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I want a battalion of Komodo dragons. I would just
want a dog. The Romans loved dogs. The Spanish conquistadors
famously loved dogs. When Cortes, when her non Cortes was
beating up the Aztecs down in Mexico, he brought dogs.
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The Spanish loved to use these big dogs. Dogs are
so great for combat companions for a variety of reasons.
Won Their extremely smart, they're extremely trainable, They're extremely loyal
no matter what happens. If you're the one who cares
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for feeds your dog, he's not going to lose his
mind in combat and turn and eat you. If anything,
his instinct will be to turn and eat anyone who's
trying to hurt you. You can throw things on them
if you want to lightly armor the dogs, and that
happened a lot in the past. A good old fashioned
dog would be sick. And that breaks my heart because, honestly,
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I might even want a rhino, but rhinos are really stupid.
They're famously really stupid. How sweet would it be to
have a rhino? But there's just nothing like a dog,
Nothing like a dog. Speaking of history, oracle, which if
any of the World War two amphibious assaults in the
Pacific do you think was a bad idea? I've read
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Taroa may not have been necessary, though I suspect no
one died in vain. Taroa was a brutal battle, but
didn't the military life earned to fight? So on and so, okay,
well taro what in fact, let's just do the overall
point of view on the Pacific War. It's very, very
difficult to figure out what was necessary and what wasn't necessary.
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And this was this was part of the big flaw
in the Japanese strategy, the Japanese strategy of taking control
of all these islands. So you have this big circle
in the Pacific where you control everything. On its face,
it looks pretty smart. Hey, we'll control all these islands.
We'll dig in and fortify, make the Americans come dig
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us out. Our guys all fight to the death. We
know what we're doing. The costs will be too high
for the Americans. They'll suit for peace. We end up
better off than we were beforehand. That was the Japanese
way of thinking. But that way of thinking only, or
that strategy only, is effective while you have naval superiority.
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If you're going to secure a bunch of islands out
in the middle of the ocean, you have to have
naval superiority to make that strategy work. If their navy
can sweep your navy off the seas, then you're all
just gonna die on those islands. And it brings up
an interesting question in fact, a little maybe hindsight, being
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twenty twenty about World War two, do that in a
way that we've never done it before. Let's do that
in just a moment, before we do that, let's do this. Obviously,
the spending's going to continue, the wars and the spending
and everything else, it's all going to continue, and all
people like us can do is get ready. All we
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All right, we'll be back. Miss something.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
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Speaker 2 (11:56):
On an Ask Doctor Jesse Friday. We have a bunch
degar to.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Let's talk about paying taxes, whether or not you should
do that. We're gonna get to that, but we're gonna
answer this World War II question.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
First. Talk about this.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
The guy was asking, you know, were there any of
the island assaults, any of the battles Tarowi e A GiMA,
any of them. Were there any that weren't necessary? Well,
let's do a big twenty twenty hindsight thing. Were any
of them necessary?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Now? Pause? Pause pause.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I'm not dogging on America's strategy in World War II
in the Pacific.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I'm really not.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
And I understand all the circumstances. After Pearl Harbor. America
had to fight back. America needed a win, whether the
American people needed that. The Japanese army was on the move,
they were taking American territory, they were marching across the Pacific.
That there were plans to attack Hawaii. There were legitimate
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plans in Japan to I don't mean bombing Pearl Harbor.
I'm talking boots on the ground in Hawaii. There was
talk about that. However, hear me out, in order to
own all these islands and protect all these islands, you
must have naval superiority.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Why were we able.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
To end up running them out of these islands. It
wasn't just the brave marines and soldiers on the ground.
It wasn't that we were After a while, after a
year or so, we were the superior navy in the
Japanese whenever we landed, you know, we landed ten thousand
marines on this island. The Japanese were never able to
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get reinforcements to their people on the ground towards the
end of the war. It's actually sad if you looked
at it from a Japanese perspective. Not that it broke
my heart, but they'd have a whole a bunch of
divisions land on there, and they'd radio headquarters and say, hey,
a bunch of guys here, we need some reinforcement. Bombs
and bullets, and Japanese it's simply radio right back. Yeah,
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you're all gonna die, die with honor, best of luck.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Can't get there.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
We controlled the ocean once, we used our manufacturing sector
to build up our navy. We owned the ocean. So
hear me out. What if we didn't strike back right
away at all. I'm not promoting that. I'm just just
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a thought experiment for you. What if we didn't strike
back at all. What if we told Japan, okay, Japan,
we'll give you that one pearl harbor, congratulations, but I
promise you we will see you shortly. And what if
we just sat back in America and just churned out plane, aircraft, carrier, plane, aircraft, carrier, plane, battleship, destroyer, cruiser,
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over and over and over again, and then simply sent
the fleet across the Pacific, blew their navy out of
the water, and just let them all starve to death.
You realize that in Japan, mainland Japan. I'm all for
dropping the atom bombs, don't get me wrong. But the
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best argument that can be made against dropping the atom bombs,
it's a very legitimate argument, was this, we didn't have
to invade. We say, if we didn't drop the bombs,
we would have had invaded and lost a million men.
And that's legitimate if we would have invaded. But why
invade at all. We had the largest, most powerful navy
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in the world by a mile. We were already sinking
virtually every ship that tried to poort into Japan. They
didn't have the resources, they didn't have to have the food.
We were already bombing everything that they didn't have anything.
We were starving the entire country to death. I realize
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is you don't want to wait. You want to wrap
up the war, you want.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
To end things.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
And again I'm not promoting this, I'm just saying it's
a great alternate way to look at it. You could
have just said, Okay, Japan, this is as far as
we're gonna go, but you're gonna start getting afully hungry
around there. Let us know as soon as you'd like
to sign a peace agreement. Got all the food we
can eat over here.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
On the ships.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
And see what that brings up all And I'm not again,
I'm not pitching for that. But if you want to
get in an argument, a devil's advocate argument with your friends,
it's the perfect argument. And that brings up something Jewish
producer Christians brought up. What's more humane? You know, when
people complained about the atom bombs today, I bring up
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the same thing to them, Well, is it better to starve.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
People to death? You know?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
That's what a blockade is, That's what a siege is.
When your army surrounds an ancient city, you're starving people
to death. They're dying of disease and thirst, malnutrition. When
you surround a nation like Japan and you send your
sub force, that's really our subs were so deadly in
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World War Two. You send your sub force to silent
service out there, to send every single merchant vessel to
the bottom of the ocean. Yeah, it looks good and
it's cool, and it's the right thing. Again, I'm not
saying it was bad, but that merchant vessel you just
sunk to the bottom of the ocean, just starved women
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and children to death. And I understand war's terrible. I'm
not whining about it. I'm saying there are all kinds
of different ways to look at everything. So back to
your question, were there any specific campaigns in World War
Two that weren't necessary? Maybe none of them were necessary.
But if I had to answer your questions, I don't
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want to answer around it. If I had to answer it,
Pelulu is not necessary. And that's something that's fairly widely
acknowledged today, which is awful because Pelolou was uniquely terrible.
It was uniquely terrible and uniquely unnecessary, maybe the most
fascinating of all the World War two battles. To me,
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they all have their own thing, Sipan, they all have
their own thing. But Pelolu was really bad.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
All right?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Should we stop paying taxes? Let's talk about that next
truth attitude Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday You can
still email us during the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. Let's get back to some of these questions.
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I'm gonna play this Josh Holly questioning of majorcis here again,
and we're going to try to get to as many
of these things as humanly possible, because I know the
time is getting short here, Hey, King Dong, with all
the corruption being exposed by both parties in the America
last policies, what's the point of paying taxes?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Then?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Do you think a movement could ever happen where people
come together and say no more Boston Tea Party two
point zero style. I think that movement is probably inevitable
at some point in time. It's not one you should
try to start on your own, because then you're just
going to go to prison. Don't let me explain it
this way. Remember, you're ahead of everybody. You are the
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hyper informed.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
You are years.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Ahead of even our elected representatives in understanding where we
are and what needs to be done. Now, there's a saying,
and it's a very very true saying. If you call
yourself a leader, but you turn around and nobody's behind you,
you're not a leader. You're just a guy out taking
a walk. You're so far ahead right now that if
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you try to jump the gun on some things, you're
not going to lead some movement or save America. You're
just going to go to prison, and your wife's gonna
start keep your butt legal legal out of prison. I
do think that will probably come, though, because when the
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fiscal disaster gets here, and it's obviously going to get here,
there's nothing that's going to stop it. They're not slowing
down domestic spending, they're not slowing down foreign spending. Nothing's
going to stop it. When it gets here, Remember the
federal government, they're going to start bloodsucking that the citizens
even worse than they already are. It's not as if
these people, these Democrats and Republicans, are gonna sit around
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a table and say, wow, dang, guys, we really screwed
up and I feel terrible, we should cut government spending.
These are the most despicable people on the planet. They're
not gonna blame themselves for a second. They're gonna look
at you like a hungry.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Wolf looks at a wounded deer.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
And so when that when that happens, oh God help us.
Who knows what they're gonna do on top of all
the printing and everything. I'm sorry, let's go, we gotta
move on. I want to play this job. Gosh, Holly
mayorcis thing here?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I thought this.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Nothing is done to this guy. He had a criminal
record to start with. He's in the country on the
illegal grounds. You have falsely and illegally allowed him in.
He commits to crime against a child. He's not prosecuted,
it's expunged. In November. Get this. In November it Borrow
files an application for employment authorization, and unbelievably, on December
the ninth, twenty twenty three, it's approved. So this is
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your policies and action, mister secretary. A criminal is permitted
into this country on grounds flatly not permitted, flatly contradictory
to the statute. He commits a crime against a child,
and then he gets a work permit. He gets a
work permit. You want to know why all of the
jobs in the last two or three years have gone
to illegal migrants. Working people in this country can't get
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a job, their unemployment rates high white because of.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Things like this. And then what's he do? Well, we
all know.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Then in February he commits the heinous crime against Lakenriley.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Is this a record that you are proud of? Senator,
You've mistated some facts.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
I have read from the parole file, which you have
said you don't recall, don't have you mis cited. I'm
reading from it. It is right here, and I've just
pursued it to the speech and debate clause. I have
just read it into the record. And the reason is
you have lied repeatedly to Congress and to the American
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people about this. They deserve to know. And the only
way they're going to know is if I tell them.
I've just told them it's in the record now. I've
read it verbatim from the parofile verbatim. I just want
to know why did you change your story so often?
Why didn't you just answer honestly to Congressman Bishop and Senator.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Gotta be honest. Holly's pretty good when he questions people. Holly,
he might be the best Senator to question people. Cruse
is really good too. Whenever Cruse gets a hold of somebody,
because he's this lawyer, this IQ of ten thousand lawyer
type that when he gets his hooks in.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
You, he really really goes to war.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
With you, who Cruse and Holly make people look stupid
a lot. It's really fantastic. All right, let's move on, Burgermeister.
The subject of this one is thinking of becoming a Christian.
I've been an atheist my whole life, by the way,
in your stupid face, Chris, I've been an atheist my
whole life, he says. Both my parents became atheists after
each exited Catholic school as kids. I myself have been
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a cringey Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchin's phase in college, so
on and so forth. Works in a Christian emergency room
where we as a staff pray at the start of
each night. His wife is an atheist just like he is.
He goes on, and they said, I suffered the loss
of our son this past summer, and she made us
boycott last Christmas in our grief.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
She feels closer to our.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Lost family now and even suggested going to church, but
walked it back really quickly, he says. As two people
who never attended church even in childhood, simply showing up
to something like that is going to be a huge step.
Are there examples of other couples in this situation? What
one of them say or did to convince the other
to take a leap of faith. Well, I don't think
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if that's something that you and your wife are considering,
I don't think it's a matter of her convincing you
or you convincing her.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
You don't.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I'll just speak for me when it comes to working out.
Just stay with me. I don't enjoy working out. Do
you know that I always played sports. I was always terrible.
Let them baseball and basketball. I played them my whole life.
And from there it was the Marine Corps. And look,
I'll just make it about the Marine Corps.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
We peeteed all the.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Time exercise in the Marine Corps, and every single time,
without fail. And when we woke up and we were
strapping on our shoes or boots and huts or whatever
we were doing, every single morning we were getting ready
to do that, I would have this horrible feeling in
the pit of my stomach, like one you might have
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if you had to speak in front of people, or
if you're afraid of heights. For full years, every single day,
that's how much I hated it, That's how much I
knew it was gonna be miserable. That's how much I
despise exercise. All Right, today, I'm forty two and there's
not a person in the planet that can make me exercise.
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I'm forty two years old, I'm the head of my household.
There's nobody who can make me go for go, lift
weights or something like that. Yet I do it, and
I'll tell you my secret. I show up, and this
is what I mean. If I put on my workout
shorts and my shirt, and I put my tennis shoes on,
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by that point I've gone so far into the steps,
then I'm not gonna take my shoes back off. I'm
not gonna take my t shirt off. I'm not gonna
change my shorts. Well, now the shoes are already on.
I might as well go do something. If you and
your wife are thinking about going to church, may I
make a suggestion here. You know they're not gonna check
IDs or finger print me on the way in. No
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one's gonna bother you. Why don't you two slip in
the back. You can even show up ten minutes late
if you're worried about it and just sit there. If
you don't like it not working for you, leave but
you're not it's not some lifelong commitment to show up
the church, and look, I don't do I'm not Catholic, right,
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So if you've had a bad experience, sounds like you've
had a bad experience with Catholicism, or at least your
parents have or whatever. So pick a church whatever, I
don't care what kind. Pick a church, Baptist, non, non denominational,
don't care, show up and if you don't, Yah, it's
exactly right, Chris. There's a lot of dominating denominations. You
don't like it, leave and maybe you just didn't like
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that one. Maybe try it again the next Sunday. You
don't like it, leave, Maybe it won't work for you.
Maybe though it's exactly what you're looking for. This country
is going to get more spiritual as things go down.
That is what happens throughout history. It is going to
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get more spiritual. And if you find yourself out there
looking for that, now, you're not alone. People feel it.
What's happening now more than anything is people feel the
evil around them. Look, even the atheists hear this, and
they know it's demonic.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
There are.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
That's demonic, and even atheists know it. That's the devil
himself and so people were looking. So just you and
your wife show up and treat yourself right. Go to
Red Lobster afterwards. If you walk out, go right to
Red Lobster. That's what I would do. Now, speaking of
things people can feel out there, people are well, it's
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right here. Americans are sleeping less and they're more stressed
than ever. That's right out of gallop, and I hate that.
I hate that this country is stressed. I hate that
people are sitting there tossing and turning. And that's why
I'm so excited about my pillows twenty five percent extravaganza sale.
What Chris, twenty five dollars extravaganza sale. I've never seen
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Don't forget if you miss any part of the show
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matter of fact, I don't have any idea how I'm
going to get through all these, but we're going to
begin here in a moment. But before I do that,
I want to do this really quickly. I want to
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Almost every time when she hears a heartbeat, she chooses life.
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let's do it.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
And now here's a headline by go you know you know.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
The thing emails We didn't get to you, oh self
proclaimed author an oracle. You're six ' eight. Have you
ever dunked a basketball?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Yes I have. Have you ever dunked on.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Your kids and shouted in your face? No, I have not,
But I am more than willing to absolutely brutalize my
children in board games and in basketball or whatever else
we play. You want to win, you gotta earn it,
baby in the Cali household, dear Oracle. Even when I
don't want to take sides on this Israel versus Iran thingy,
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mostly because this is not new in Israel's PM has
been trying to get the USA into war in Iran
since before Trump. I do want to establish something Iran
did not initiate this latest escalation. Israel did bomb an
Iranian consulate in Syria days before this attack took place,
and as you yourself has said, the Iranian government was
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forced to respond somehow, just to keep face in front
of their people. My best for you and your whole
team and family, so on and so forth. Well, just
to clarify something really quickly, Israel did not bomb the
embassy in Syria. That's a lie. They bombed a building
that was right next to the embassy, which housed a
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bunch of Iranian and terrorist commanders and whatnot. Now you
can say that's bad enough, that's the same, Well, they
didn't bomb the insult embassy, or that's a lie that
make sure we're right on the fact they didn't bomb
the embassy. It looks like Israel bombed out a bunch
of air defenses in Iran last night. In case you're
wondering what ended up happening there. Iran's kind of backing
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off all that today, basically denying the whole thing again,
trying to avoid escalation, trying to save face, which given
everything else that's going on out there.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Right now, is probably a good thing.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
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me every day. My son recently out of birthday requested
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Could you please scold him on the air and explain
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and thank you for the family friendly show. Give a
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That's a sweet name, by the way, that birthday Roy,
and they are requesting the Howard Dean Sam Roy, I
almost didn't give you that for your blasphemy when it
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Kelly Berger without cheese Roy. And if you do, don't
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a garbage burger.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Jesse.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
There's a pressing, pressing issue I need answered before I
meet my maker. Why does a certain group of females
drive a certain kind of vehicle brand? It seems every
time I pull up on one of these vehicles, the driver,
occupant or both has a military style haircut, and the
rear of the vehicle always has a couple social issue
bumper stickers. Well, everyone knows what he's talking about here.
He's talking about Lesbirew's. That's what he's talking about. Everyone
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knows it. What Chris, we can we can be honest
about things lesbians love, SuPAR us. I actually do not
know the answer to this question, but this is something
that was very common. I uh, you know, I moved
to Bosa, Montana when I was ten. My dad, my dad,
I can't even repeat the things he used to shout
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on the road. In fact, if he was coming up
behind one he said, here, hang on, we gotta get
around this thing. We all know what we're dealing with here.
It's I don't know why it is, but it's a fact.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Jesse.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
I think there should be more fighting in sports. If
two guys have a beef, they should settle it with
a scrap. Hockey had this right forever. Pitcher throws inside,
step into the foul territory, you and your picture throw down. Well,
I don't know that that would benefit every sport, but
I do know that people were much, much, much more
polite in this society when throwing hands was always an option,
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and throwing hands in a controlled environment is always a
good thing. In my high school we had boxing smokers.
If you had somebody, you had a beef with a smoker,
is just a boxing match that anyone can sign up for. Chris,
if you had beef with somebody, throw on the gloves,
get out there. Everyone gets entertained. No one's gonna get
hurt that bad. Maybe a little bloody, No is there
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something like that. The beef gets settled, you normally hug
it out at the end, usually your friends. Afterwards, life
was better, And I might point out once again, there
were virtually no school shootings in America before all this
air toy bullying program crap.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Well, don't fight back.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Tell the teacher you gotta let the fellas fight it
out every now and then. But fellas, let me remind
you of something, you young men who listen to me,
Not on the concrete. I can't stand how many young
people I see getting hurt these days because they're getting
scraps on the pavement or on the concrete. No, you
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want to throw hands to hands, go to the grass.
Go to the grass. There are a lot of men
sitting in prison for a random fight. They hit the
wrong guy who fell the wrong way. Now they're in
prison on manslaughter charges. Fight the friggin grass for Pete's sake, Jesse,
how long do you think it'll take before the federal
government collapses under the way to the national debt. I
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don't think there will ever be a collapse all at once.
It will be a slow, steady downgrade of our credit rating.
The big, the big event that will change everything for us,
will be if there's ever a bricks meeting where significant
nations officially move off of the dollar as the world's
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reserve currency. From what I understand, there's another bricks meeting
in October, and I don't think that's going to happen. Then,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
It might.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
I'm not telling you it's gonna happen then, but that
will be the moment. The reason we're allowed to ring
up these deficits and spend more than we take in
is because we are the world's reserve currency. That's actually
what allows us to get away with that. If that,
if that goes away, everything will change. Absolutely everything will change.
Ha ha, Congrat's brother. That was a great interview with Tucker.
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You're one of the first ones to even come close
to allude to the literal force DNI government dapefully replacing Cia.
Thanks for having the guts all the best. He didn't
say I could use his name, so I won't. Everyone
keeps thanking me for my guts. I don't think I
have guts. I think there are a lot of people
out there who I've gouts and just saying what we're
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all thinking. All right, put your phone down and go
enjoy your weekend and your family. We'll be back on
Monday to do it again. That's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday. Do not worry, though, we will be back
to do all this again on Monday. That'll be medal
of honor Monday. We'll have fun then too, and we'll
keep on marching on. Looks like we're actually gonna do
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a little bit of history with the ask doctor Jesse
questions this hour. But I feel obligated. I feel obligated
to read this poem. Somebody wrote a poem titled Liberal
Aunt Peggy.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
And his name's Jerry.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I'm gonna do the best I can to read this
in a flowing manner, but the way it's structured and
here is hard to read.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Liberal ant Pegy lives all alone and her self imposed
bubble with just her iPhone in her Birkenstock sandals in
the NPR zone.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
My liberal ant.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Pegy is an Ivy League clone. My liberal ant Pegy,
her tolerance shown with her transgender best friend. She wants
to be alone for the capitalist jenocide America has zoned.
This is actually really good. My liberal ant Pegy in
a world of her own my liberal ant Peggy. She
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never has grown from her feminist rantings to her communist drone.
She pretends to be helpful, casting her stone, my liberal
ant Pegy. She's a lonely old crone. His name is Jerry.
That's so good, I quit. Let's focus on. Let's focus
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on what's important.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Do you hear Denvers mayor.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
What do you say to Denver Rights who say, you
know what we were just we were too generous, we
gave away, we opened the door too wide. We think
it's a balance. We want to be a welcoming city
where you don't have a woman with a two year
old and a three year old sleeping outside in a
tent and tend to beweather in a snowstorm. That's one
of our values. And we also want to be able
to provide high quality public services to all the taxpayers.
It's also one of our values. And in this context
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without any federal support, to do both of those things
requires shared sacrifice. It requires compromise. So we are both
making cuts to city budgets to meet this financial need,
and we are making cuts to the amount of services
we can provide to the migrants that arrive and to
the number of folks that we can serve.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Denver's cutting the police force, free legal immigrants. And if
you're listening to me right now in Denver and you're
upset that nine to one one calls take so long,
and you vote Democrat, I just want to remind you
you voted for this, all right, you voted for this anyway,
Let's get back to the ass. Doctor Jesse questions, Oh,
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great radio order orator or orator?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Order?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I feel like I'm saying it wrong. I know orator
is wrong. Orator maybe orator? Chris does that sout? Could
you look it up so we sound smart? It's orator.
That kind of sounds nerdy. I like, I'm gonna say
order orders. It's more anyway, your Medal of honor. Mondays
in frequent offscript history stories have raised my interest in
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American conflicts. I was reading about the Korean War when
I came across the story of staff Sergeant Reckless and
the roles she played in the battle for Outpost Vegas.
Then made me wonder if you could have any animal
fight alongside you, what would it be? And why keep
up the great work? And God bless I'll be honest
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with you, I thought about this a lot. I thought, no, what, Chris,
I'm a dude. I've thought about this a lot. If
you had to have an animal fighting alongside you, what
would it be? And now, let's understand something. Your first
instinct and my first instinct is probably wrong when we
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think about it. What would be one of the first ones?
You would think? Like a lion? Right, a lion would
be a handy or a tiger or something like that.
But how do you control it? Very very difficult to tame,
very very difficult to control. So that leads us to
other animals ones that have been used. Elephants, for example.
(04:35):
We love to talk at least I love to talk
about the history of elephants in warfare. You know, Alexander
the Great was running into these things when he was
fighting the Persians. Everyone knows the story of Hannibal. Hannibal
fighting the Romans with elephants, even though most of his
elephants died pretty early on. The Romans didn't have to
take on that many with Hannibal, but they fought other
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people who had elephants. Now I'm gonna say something. I've
bursted your history bubble before when I told you that
the sword fights you see in the movies never happened
in real life. So I'm gonna burst your history bubble
one more time. Elephants they didn't actually work that well. Well,
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I should put it this way. The elephants had so
many problems. Now, the advantage of having an elephant is
elephants are highly highly intelligent animals. They're training and they're
just they're very highly intelligent animals. And there obviously is
it benefit to having a gigantic animal that can stomp
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somebody into a pancake on the battlefield, or this was
done in many societies. They put archers on top of them,
so they were kind of like many archer towers, so
you're driving by shooting. But the elephants didn't actually give
people like the Romans that many problems. Even Alexander, it
didn't give him that at many problems. There were always workarounds.
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One of the cool stories I've told you before is
the Romans used to just take pigs, because elephants are
skittish animals. They would take pigs and they cover them
and pitch in a flammable liquid, and they'd light them
on fire, and they'd send them after the elephants they'd
point them towards the elephants and light them on fire. Well,
the pigs are screaming, as you can imagine, they're on fire,
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probably smelled amazing, and they're screaming. They're running across the
battlefield the elephants and go crazy. The elephants were so
temperamental that you had the elephants, you see most of
them in combat. Did you know they had a strap
on their head if you've ever seen a diagram of it,
or like a relief or something like that on the wall,
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they had something strapped to their head.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
And what was in that strap?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Oftentimes there was a spike aimed right at the elephant
brain that it was kind of sitting on top of
the skull. So if you were on top of it,
is the guy was riding it and controlling it, you
could just boom at anytime, hit that spike and the
elephant had dropped like that.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Why would you.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Want something like that on your own elephant, because they'd
always lose their dack on mines and they goes. If
you made them scared, they turn and start stomping your guys,
just going crazy out there. And I'm an elephant fan,
but I don't think elephant. I'm gonna say something and
it's gonna sound really lame, because it is really cool
to think about animals fighting alongside you. You know, a Komodo dragon.
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I want a battalion of Komodo dragons. I would just
want a dog. The Romans loved dogs. The Spanish conquistadors
famously loved dogs. When Cortes, when her non Cortes was
beating up the Aztecs down in Mexico, he brought dogs.
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The Spanish loved to use these big dogs. Dogs are
so great for combat companions for a variety of reasons.
Won Their extremely smart, they're extremely trainable, They're extremely loyal
no matter what happens. If you're the one who cares
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for feeds your dog, he's not going to lose his
mind in combat and turn and eat you. If anything,
his instinct will be to turn and eat anyone who's
trying to hurt you. You can throw things on them
if you want to lightly armor the dogs, and that
happened a lot in the past. A good old fashioned
dog would be sick. And that breaks my heart because, honestly,
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I might even want a rhino, but rhinos are really stupid.
They're famously really stupid. How sweet would it be to
have a rhino? But there's just nothing like a dog,
Nothing like a dog. Speaking of history, oracle, which if
any of the World War two amphibious assaults in the
Pacific do you think was a bad idea? I've read
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Taroa may not have been necessary, though I suspect no
one died in vain. Taroa was a brutal battle, but
didn't the military life earned to fight? So on and so, okay,
well taro what in fact, let's just do the overall
point of view on the Pacific War. It's very, very
difficult to figure out what was necessary and what wasn't necessary.
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And this was this was part of the big flaw
in the Japanese strategy, the Japanese strategy of taking control
of all these islands. So you have this big circle
in the Pacific where you control everything. On its face,
it looks pretty smart. Hey, we'll control all these islands.
We'll dig in and fortify, make the Americans come dig
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us out. Our guys all fight to the death. We
know what we're doing. The costs will be too high
for the Americans. They'll suit for peace. We end up
better off than we were beforehand. That was the Japanese
way of thinking. But that way of thinking only, or
that strategy only, is effective while you have naval superiority.
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If you're going to secure a bunch of islands out
in the middle of the ocean, you have to have
naval superiority to make that strategy work. If their navy
can sweep your navy off the seas, then you're all
just gonna die on those islands. And it brings up
an interesting question in fact, a little maybe hindsight, being
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twenty twenty about World War two, do that in a
way that we've never done it before. Let's do that
in just a moment, before we do that, let's do this. Obviously,
the spending's going to continue, the wars and the spending
and everything else, it's all going to continue, and all
people like us can do is get ready. All we
can do is prepare, but prepare for what.
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I don't know.
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Speaker 2 (11:56):
On an Ask Doctor Jesse Friday. We have a bunch
degar to.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Let's talk about paying taxes, whether or not you should
do that. We're gonna get to that, but we're gonna
answer this World War II question.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
First. Talk about this.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
The guy was asking, you know, were there any of
the island assaults, any of the battles Tarowi e A GiMA,
any of them. Were there any that weren't necessary? Well,
let's do a big twenty twenty hindsight thing. Were any
of them necessary?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Now? Pause? Pause pause.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I'm not dogging on America's strategy in World War II
in the Pacific.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I'm really not.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
And I understand all the circumstances. After Pearl Harbor. America
had to fight back. America needed a win, whether the
American people needed that. The Japanese army was on the move,
they were taking American territory, they were marching across the Pacific.
That there were plans to attack Hawaii. There were legitimate
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plans in Japan to I don't mean bombing Pearl Harbor.
I'm talking boots on the ground in Hawaii. There was
talk about that. However, hear me out, in order to
own all these islands and protect all these islands, you
must have naval superiority.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Why were we able.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
To end up running them out of these islands. It
wasn't just the brave marines and soldiers on the ground.
It wasn't that we were After a while, after a
year or so, we were the superior navy in the
Japanese whenever we landed, you know, we landed ten thousand
marines on this island. The Japanese were never able to
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get reinforcements to their people on the ground towards the
end of the war. It's actually sad if you looked
at it from a Japanese perspective. Not that it broke
my heart, but they'd have a whole a bunch of
divisions land on there, and they'd radio headquarters and say, hey,
a bunch of guys here, we need some reinforcement. Bombs
and bullets, and Japanese it's simply radio right back. Yeah,
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you're all gonna die, die with honor, best of luck.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Can't get there.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
We controlled the ocean once, we used our manufacturing sector
to build up our navy. We owned the ocean. So
hear me out. What if we didn't strike back right
away at all. I'm not promoting that. I'm just just
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a thought experiment for you. What if we didn't strike
back at all. What if we told Japan, okay, Japan,
we'll give you that one pearl harbor, congratulations, but I
promise you we will see you shortly. And what if
we just sat back in America and just churned out plane, aircraft, carrier, plane, aircraft, carrier, plane, battleship, destroyer, cruiser,
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over and over and over again, and then simply sent
the fleet across the Pacific, blew their navy out of
the water, and just let them all starve to death.
You realize that in Japan, mainland Japan. I'm all for
dropping the atom bombs, don't get me wrong. But the
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best argument that can be made against dropping the atom bombs,
it's a very legitimate argument, was this, we didn't have
to invade. We say, if we didn't drop the bombs,
we would have had invaded and lost a million men.
And that's legitimate if we would have invaded. But why
invade at all. We had the largest, most powerful navy
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in the world by a mile. We were already sinking
virtually every ship that tried to poort into Japan. They
didn't have the resources, they didn't have to have the food.
We were already bombing everything that they didn't have anything.
We were starving the entire country to death. I realize
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is you don't want to wait. You want to wrap
up the war, you want.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
To end things.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
And again I'm not promoting this, I'm just saying it's
a great alternate way to look at it. You could
have just said, Okay, Japan, this is as far as
we're gonna go, but you're gonna start getting afully hungry
around there. Let us know as soon as you'd like
to sign a peace agreement. Got all the food we
can eat over here.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
On the ships.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
And see what that brings up all And I'm not again,
I'm not pitching for that. But if you want to
get in an argument, a devil's advocate argument with your friends,
it's the perfect argument. And that brings up something Jewish
producer Christians brought up. What's more humane? You know, when
people complained about the atom bombs today, I bring up
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the same thing to them, Well, is it better to starve.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
People to death? You know?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
That's what a blockade is, That's what a siege is.
When your army surrounds an ancient city, you're starving people
to death. They're dying of disease and thirst, malnutrition. When
you surround a nation like Japan and you send your
sub force, that's really our subs were so deadly in
(17:09):
World War Two. You send your sub force to silent
service out there, to send every single merchant vessel to
the bottom of the ocean. Yeah, it looks good and
it's cool, and it's the right thing. Again, I'm not
saying it was bad, but that merchant vessel you just
sunk to the bottom of the ocean, just starved women
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and children to death. And I understand war's terrible. I'm
not whining about it. I'm saying there are all kinds
of different ways to look at everything. So back to
your question, were there any specific campaigns in World War
Two that weren't necessary? Maybe none of them were necessary.
But if I had to answer your questions, I don't
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want to answer around it. If I had to answer it,
Pelulu is not necessary. And that's something that's fairly widely
acknowledged today, which is awful because Pelolou was uniquely terrible.
It was uniquely terrible and uniquely unnecessary, maybe the most
fascinating of all the World War two battles. To me,
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they all have their own thing, Sipan, they all have
their own thing. But Pelolu was really bad.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
All right?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Should we stop paying taxes? Let's talk about that next
truth attitude Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday You can
still email us during the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. Let's get back to some of these questions.
(18:39):
I'm gonna play this Josh Holly questioning of majorcis here again,
and we're going to try to get to as many
of these things as humanly possible, because I know the
time is getting short here, Hey, King Dong, with all
the corruption being exposed by both parties in the America
last policies, what's the point of paying taxes?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Then?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Do you think a movement could ever happen where people
come together and say no more Boston Tea Party two
point zero style. I think that movement is probably inevitable
at some point in time. It's not one you should
try to start on your own, because then you're just
going to go to prison. Don't let me explain it
this way. Remember, you're ahead of everybody. You are the
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hyper informed.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
You are years.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Ahead of even our elected representatives in understanding where we
are and what needs to be done. Now, there's a saying,
and it's a very very true saying. If you call
yourself a leader, but you turn around and nobody's behind you,
you're not a leader. You're just a guy out taking
a walk. You're so far ahead right now that if
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you try to jump the gun on some things, you're
not going to lead some movement or save America. You're
just going to go to prison, and your wife's gonna
start keep your butt legal legal out of prison. I
do think that will probably come, though, because when the
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fiscal disaster gets here, and it's obviously going to get here,
there's nothing that's going to stop it. They're not slowing
down domestic spending, they're not slowing down foreign spending. Nothing's
going to stop it. When it gets here, Remember the
federal government, they're going to start bloodsucking that the citizens
even worse than they already are. It's not as if
these people, these Democrats and Republicans, are gonna sit around
(20:32):
a table and say, wow, dang, guys, we really screwed
up and I feel terrible, we should cut government spending.
These are the most despicable people on the planet. They're
not gonna blame themselves for a second. They're gonna look
at you like a hungry.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Wolf looks at a wounded deer.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
And so when that when that happens, oh God help us.
Who knows what they're gonna do on top of all
the printing and everything. I'm sorry, let's go, we gotta
move on. I want to play this job. Gosh, Holly
mayorcis thing here?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I thought this.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Nothing is done to this guy. He had a criminal
record to start with. He's in the country on the
illegal grounds. You have falsely and illegally allowed him in.
He commits to crime against a child. He's not prosecuted,
it's expunged. In November. Get this. In November it Borrow
files an application for employment authorization, and unbelievably, on December
the ninth, twenty twenty three, it's approved. So this is
(21:24):
your policies and action, mister secretary. A criminal is permitted
into this country on grounds flatly not permitted, flatly contradictory
to the statute. He commits a crime against a child,
and then he gets a work permit. He gets a
work permit. You want to know why all of the
jobs in the last two or three years have gone
to illegal migrants. Working people in this country can't get
(21:45):
a job, their unemployment rates high white because of.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Things like this. And then what's he do? Well, we
all know.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Then in February he commits the heinous crime against Lakenriley.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Is this a record that you are proud of? Senator,
You've mistated some facts.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
I have read from the parole file, which you have
said you don't recall, don't have you mis cited. I'm
reading from it. It is right here, and I've just
pursued it to the speech and debate clause. I have
just read it into the record. And the reason is
you have lied repeatedly to Congress and to the American
(22:24):
people about this. They deserve to know. And the only
way they're going to know is if I tell them.
I've just told them it's in the record now. I've
read it verbatim from the parofile verbatim. I just want
to know why did you change your story so often?
Why didn't you just answer honestly to Congressman Bishop and Senator.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Gotta be honest. Holly's pretty good when he questions people. Holly,
he might be the best Senator to question people. Cruse
is really good too. Whenever Cruse gets a hold of somebody,
because he's this lawyer, this IQ of ten thousand lawyer
type that when he gets his hooks in.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
You, he really really goes to war.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
With you, who Cruse and Holly make people look stupid
a lot. It's really fantastic. All right, let's move on, Burgermeister.
The subject of this one is thinking of becoming a Christian.
I've been an atheist my whole life, by the way,
in your stupid face, Chris, I've been an atheist my
whole life, he says. Both my parents became atheists after
each exited Catholic school as kids. I myself have been
(23:20):
a cringey Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchin's phase in college, so
on and so forth. Works in a Christian emergency room
where we as a staff pray at the start of
each night. His wife is an atheist just like he is.
He goes on, and they said, I suffered the loss
of our son this past summer, and she made us
boycott last Christmas in our grief.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
She feels closer to our.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Lost family now and even suggested going to church, but
walked it back really quickly, he says. As two people
who never attended church even in childhood, simply showing up
to something like that is going to be a huge step.
Are there examples of other couples in this situation? What
one of them say or did to convince the other
to take a leap of faith. Well, I don't think
(24:05):
if that's something that you and your wife are considering,
I don't think it's a matter of her convincing you
or you convincing her.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
You don't.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I'll just speak for me when it comes to working out.
Just stay with me. I don't enjoy working out. Do
you know that I always played sports. I was always terrible.
Let them baseball and basketball. I played them my whole life.
And from there it was the Marine Corps. And look,
I'll just make it about the Marine Corps.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
We peeteed all the.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Time exercise in the Marine Corps, and every single time,
without fail. And when we woke up and we were
strapping on our shoes or boots and huts or whatever
we were doing, every single morning we were getting ready
to do that, I would have this horrible feeling in
the pit of my stomach, like one you might have
(24:55):
if you had to speak in front of people, or
if you're afraid of heights. For full years, every single day,
that's how much I hated it, That's how much I
knew it was gonna be miserable. That's how much I
despise exercise. All Right, today, I'm forty two and there's
not a person in the planet that can make me exercise.
(25:17):
I'm forty two years old, I'm the head of my household.
There's nobody who can make me go for go, lift
weights or something like that. Yet I do it, and
I'll tell you my secret. I show up, and this
is what I mean. If I put on my workout
shorts and my shirt, and I put my tennis shoes on,
(25:38):
by that point I've gone so far into the steps,
then I'm not gonna take my shoes back off. I'm
not gonna take my t shirt off. I'm not gonna
change my shorts. Well, now the shoes are already on.
I might as well go do something. If you and
your wife are thinking about going to church, may I
make a suggestion here. You know they're not gonna check
IDs or finger print me on the way in. No
(26:00):
one's gonna bother you. Why don't you two slip in
the back. You can even show up ten minutes late
if you're worried about it and just sit there. If
you don't like it not working for you, leave but
you're not it's not some lifelong commitment to show up
the church, and look, I don't do I'm not Catholic, right,
(26:25):
So if you've had a bad experience, sounds like you've
had a bad experience with Catholicism, or at least your
parents have or whatever. So pick a church whatever, I
don't care what kind. Pick a church, Baptist, non, non denominational,
don't care, show up and if you don't, Yah, it's
exactly right, Chris. There's a lot of dominating denominations. You
don't like it, leave and maybe you just didn't like
(26:48):
that one. Maybe try it again the next Sunday. You
don't like it, leave, Maybe it won't work for you.
Maybe though it's exactly what you're looking for. This country
is going to get more spiritual as things go down.
That is what happens throughout history. It is going to
(27:09):
get more spiritual. And if you find yourself out there
looking for that, now, you're not alone. People feel it.
What's happening now more than anything is people feel the
evil around them. Look, even the atheists hear this, and
they know it's demonic.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
There are.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
That's demonic, and even atheists know it. That's the devil
himself and so people were looking. So just you and
your wife show up and treat yourself right. Go to
Red Lobster afterwards. If you walk out, go right to
Red Lobster. That's what I would do. Now, speaking of
things people can feel out there, people are well, it's
(27:52):
right here. Americans are sleeping less and they're more stressed
than ever. That's right out of gallop, and I hate that.
I hate that this country is stressed. I hate that
people are sitting there tossing and turning. And that's why
I'm so excited about my pillows twenty five percent extravaganza sale.
What Chris, twenty five dollars extravaganza sale. I've never seen
(28:16):
how long have we been how long have we been
partners with my pillow two three years now? I've never
seen a twenty five dollars extravaganza sale. You want their
great sandals twenty five bucks. They're super primo MyPillow. You
know that Giza dream sheets, right, you know that they
have a MyPillow now with Giza fabric on it. It's
the supremium MyPillow. It's twenty five dollars right now. Six
(28:37):
piece tel Sat twenty five dollars right now. If you're stressed,
you're not sleeping. The world's coming to an end. Ah okay,
go to my pillow dot com and get a good
night's sleep. MyPillow dot com click on the radio listener
special square and use the promo code Jesse MyPillow dot
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(28:57):
than that. For the twenty five dollar Extravaganza sale, spend
seventy five you get free shipping MyPillow dot Com promo
code Jesse.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show, but we will be back on Monday.
Don't forget if you miss any part of the show
or you don't want to listen to the whole thing again,
and I wouldn't blame you for that. You can download
the whole thing on iHeart, Google, Spotify, and iTunes. We
have a bunch of emails, a gigantic stack. As a
(29:29):
matter of fact, I don't have any idea how I'm
going to get through all these, but we're going to
begin here in a moment. But before I do that,
I want to do this really quickly. I want to
remind everybody that Preborn is still out there fighting every
day for life. The best way to change the culture
of abortion, the best way to change the culture of
(29:52):
death is education. So many of these people who love
abortions simply don't know. When a young woman is seeking
in abortion, she's pregnant, she's seeking an abortion. That's when
preborn steps in and says, hey, how about a free ultrasound.
Almost every time when she hears a heartbeat, she chooses life.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
It's from God.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
It becomes a baby in her mind, it's an education system,
becomes a baby. And then if she needs more help diapers,
or maybe she needs protection from a bad husband or
boyfriend or something, Preborn's there. Pick up your phone, dial
pound two point fifty and say baby, twenty eight bucks
buys that ultrasound. Or you can go to preborn dot
(30:39):
com slash Jesse. All right, save a life going into
the weekend sponsored by preborn. All right, without further ado,
let's do it.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
And now here's a headline by go you know you know.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
The thing emails We didn't get to you, oh self
proclaimed author an oracle. You're six ' eight. Have you
ever dunked a basketball?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Yes I have. Have you ever dunked on.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Your kids and shouted in your face? No, I have not,
But I am more than willing to absolutely brutalize my
children in board games and in basketball or whatever else
we play. You want to win, you gotta earn it,
baby in the Cali household, dear Oracle. Even when I
don't want to take sides on this Israel versus Iran thingy,
(31:24):
mostly because this is not new in Israel's PM has
been trying to get the USA into war in Iran
since before Trump. I do want to establish something Iran
did not initiate this latest escalation. Israel did bomb an
Iranian consulate in Syria days before this attack took place,
and as you yourself has said, the Iranian government was
(31:45):
forced to respond somehow, just to keep face in front
of their people. My best for you and your whole
team and family, so on and so forth. Well, just
to clarify something really quickly, Israel did not bomb the
embassy in Syria. That's a lie. They bombed a building
that was right next to the embassy, which housed a
(32:06):
bunch of Iranian and terrorist commanders and whatnot. Now you
can say that's bad enough, that's the same, Well, they
didn't bomb the insult embassy, or that's a lie that
make sure we're right on the fact they didn't bomb
the embassy. It looks like Israel bombed out a bunch
of air defenses in Iran last night. In case you're
wondering what ended up happening there. Iran's kind of backing
(32:27):
off all that today, basically denying the whole thing again,
trying to avoid escalation, trying to save face, which given
everything else that's going on out there.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Right now, is probably a good thing.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Dear Jesse, my kids ride to and from school with
me every day. My son recently out of birthday requested
Jesse Kelly Berger's at the last minute, he requested no cheese.
Could you please scold him on the air and explain
the importance. There's seven and nine. They love listening to you,
and thank you for the family friendly show. Give a
shout out to Coco and a big happy birthday to Roy.
(32:58):
That's a sweet name, by the way, that birthday Roy,
and they are requesting the Howard Dean Sam Roy, I
almost didn't give you that for your blasphemy when it
comes to cheese, don't ever, don't ever eat another Jesse
Kelly Berger without cheese Roy. And if you do, don't
put my name on that. That's officially a Roy Burger,
(33:18):
a garbage burger.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Jesse.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
There's a pressing, pressing issue I need answered before I
meet my maker. Why does a certain group of females
drive a certain kind of vehicle brand? It seems every
time I pull up on one of these vehicles, the driver,
occupant or both has a military style haircut, and the
rear of the vehicle always has a couple social issue
bumper stickers. Well, everyone knows what he's talking about here.
He's talking about Lesbirew's. That's what he's talking about. Everyone
(33:43):
knows it. What Chris, we can we can be honest
about things lesbians love, SuPAR us. I actually do not
know the answer to this question, but this is something
that was very common. I uh, you know, I moved
to Bosa, Montana when I was ten. My dad, my dad,
I can't even repeat the things he used to shout
(34:05):
on the road. In fact, if he was coming up
behind one he said, here, hang on, we gotta get
around this thing. We all know what we're dealing with here.
It's I don't know why it is, but it's a fact.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Jesse.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
I think there should be more fighting in sports. If
two guys have a beef, they should settle it with
a scrap. Hockey had this right forever. Pitcher throws inside,
step into the foul territory, you and your picture throw down. Well,
I don't know that that would benefit every sport, but
I do know that people were much, much, much more
polite in this society when throwing hands was always an option,
(34:38):
and throwing hands in a controlled environment is always a
good thing. In my high school we had boxing smokers.
If you had somebody, you had a beef with a smoker,
is just a boxing match that anyone can sign up for. Chris,
if you had beef with somebody, throw on the gloves,
get out there. Everyone gets entertained. No one's gonna get
hurt that bad. Maybe a little bloody, No is there
(35:00):
something like that. The beef gets settled, you normally hug
it out at the end, usually your friends. Afterwards, life
was better, And I might point out once again, there
were virtually no school shootings in America before all this
air toy bullying program crap.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Well, don't fight back.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Tell the teacher you gotta let the fellas fight it
out every now and then. But fellas, let me remind
you of something, you young men who listen to me,
Not on the concrete. I can't stand how many young
people I see getting hurt these days because they're getting
scraps on the pavement or on the concrete. No, you
(35:40):
want to throw hands to hands, go to the grass.
Go to the grass. There are a lot of men
sitting in prison for a random fight. They hit the
wrong guy who fell the wrong way. Now they're in
prison on manslaughter charges. Fight the friggin grass for Pete's sake, Jesse,
how long do you think it'll take before the federal
government collapses under the way to the national debt. I
(36:01):
don't think there will ever be a collapse all at once.
It will be a slow, steady downgrade of our credit rating.
The big, the big event that will change everything for us,
will be if there's ever a bricks meeting where significant
nations officially move off of the dollar as the world's
(36:24):
reserve currency. From what I understand, there's another bricks meeting
in October, and I don't think that's going to happen. Then,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
It might.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
I'm not telling you it's gonna happen then, but that
will be the moment. The reason we're allowed to ring
up these deficits and spend more than we take in
is because we are the world's reserve currency. That's actually
what allows us to get away with that. If that,
if that goes away, everything will change. Absolutely everything will change.
Ha ha, Congrat's brother. That was a great interview with Tucker.
(36:53):
You're one of the first ones to even come close
to allude to the literal force DNI government dapefully replacing Cia.
Thanks for having the guts all the best. He didn't
say I could use his name, so I won't. Everyone
keeps thanking me for my guts. I don't think I
have guts. I think there are a lot of people
out there who I've gouts and just saying what we're
(37:13):
all thinking. All right, put your phone down and go
enjoy your weekend and your family. We'll be back on
Monday to do it again. That's all.
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