June 27, 2025 • 36 mins
One year anniversary of the disastrous Trump Biden debate. Is it bad to tell the whole world about operation midnight hammer?
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
what has been an amazing Friday. And we have all
kinds of asked Doctor Jesse questions this hour. The left
lying about the police officers killed on January sixth? What
is that all about? How much would it take for
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me to only use a public bathroom for a month?
Did we make a mistake bragging about our recent military success?
All that, so much more coming up in the second
hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday,
also wonderful because of this. Here was Pam Bondi earlier today.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Today marked the two thousand, seven hundred and eleventh arrest
in our country of TDA members. Just TDA. Everyone in
this room agreece. They are one of the most violent
criminal organizations in the world, and the Biden administration let
them walk into our country, walk into our country for
the last four years.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I just wanted to play that, not necessarily for Bondie
we reasons. I wanted to remind you that trend de'a
Ragua is a violent, violent prison gang from Venezuela. Torture murder, drugs,
you name it, as bad as you can possibly imagine.
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Democrats in the year twenty twenty five are so evil
they brought them into our country on purpose. Just let
me say that one more time before I get back
to the questions. A Venezuelan prison gang so evil, so
violent that Venezuela doesn't want them. American democrats so evil
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brought them into our country on purpose. Just think about that.
Let's do some questions, Jesse. The left is always saying
there were police officers killed on January sixth. However no
names were ever mentioned. That's odd. No one ever questions
this when they bring it up. Why, well, I suspect
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she knows the answer. There were no police officers killed
on January sixth. But as the great Mark Twain once remarked,
a lie can travel halfway around the world while the
truth is still putting on it. Choose in the morning
the left because they have Look, we've talked before about
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the type of person who who gets consumed by American
communism and how they live their lives. Let's talk about
this again because it's really important. It will apply to
people in your life, maybe your co workers, maybe you
know the liberal ant pagy and life, whoever that may be.
If you are a human being, Let's say you live
in New York City's a great example. You're in Manhattan. Okay,
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you're in Manhattan. Manhattan is virtually all Democrat. It's like
eighty percent something crazy like that. All your friends are
probably going to be Democrats, So when you're with them,
you'll hear just democrat voices. You are not going to
tune into the Great seven to ten WR and listen
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to the Jesse Kelly Show. At night. If you're in
the car, you want to listen to the radio, probably
be NPR, which will be all communism. When you're home,
if you're interested in the news, you'll turn on CNN, MSNBC,
and you will hear outright lies the entire time. You
probably went to a left wing university, almost undoubtedly in
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Northeast University, where you were taught for four years that
America is an evil, racist, horrible place, and all those
other things. You go to the movies, you're gonna have
your cultural beliefs reinforced by the filth of Hollywood. Essentially,
you are in a prison. I was gonna call it
a bubble, but it's essentially a prison. You live in
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a prison of lies, and you will know, absolutely know,
a bunch of things that are simply not true at
all at all. And because you live in this prison,
you will never realize that you live in a world
of lies. And while you're in your prison cell, they
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can feed you whatever other lies they want to feed you.
And because you never escape it, you never seek out
alternate sources of information, you will believe it. That's why
your liberal and Peggy still thinks Donald Trump said Nazis
are very fine people. That's an outright lie. It's on videotape.
She doesn't know that. She watches CNM, she went to NYU.
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She has no earthly idea. That's why your seventy year
old dad who watches MSNBC still thinks Hunter Biden's laptop
was Russian disinformation. Now you can sit there and go,
how could he think that all the truth is out there,
everybody's been talking about it. No, you are a seeker
of information. You have found the truth. He's watching MSNBC,
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you think they talk about it. So, if you are
the Democrat Party, the American Communists, and you just got
Joe Biden installed as president of the United States, and
your goal in life is to use political power, government
power against your political opponents. Remember, that's what communists believe in.
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They don't believe in not using power. That's absurd to them.
What do they want? They want to have the ability
to arrest and hurt their political opponents, like all communists do.
How do you justify that, Well, gin up an insurrection,
get some FEDS in the crowd, Feds who encourage people
to go in side the building, and then after some
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cops ended up dying. Not that not on that day.
No cop died that day, No cop was killed, but
some cops ended up dying in the days afterwards. Not
from injuries they got there or anything like that. That's
all a lie. But some cops ended up dying afterwards. Well, remember,
your liberal ant Peggy is in a prison cell, and
I can feed her whatever I want. Don't I get
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extra motivation from her if I tell her, Hey, you know,
a bunch of police officers were killed by right wingers
that day. That's absurd to you because you know the truth.
But liberal Ampegy never sees the truth. I own her.
She's in a prison. That is why they do what
they do.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I mean, look, I think our reverence for the truth
might become might have become a bit of a distraction
that is preventing us from finding consensus and getting important
things done.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
The American communists wanted to find consent and get important
things done. Consensus on what what do they want consensus on?
They wanted consensus that right wingers were a threat to
national security, and they wanted to quote, get important things done.
They wanted the permission of the public to send the
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Federal Bureau of Investigation after their political opponents. They wanted
to kick in the doors of pro lifers January six ers,
Donald Trump himself. They had to build a public justification
for that. So you call it an insurrection, which is hilarious,
an insurrection with no guns. But you call it an insurrection.
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You tell your liberal at Peggy that a bunch of
cops died that day, that were killed by those those
violent right wingers. To this day, when you bring up
the violence of the American communists all over the streets,
years and years, decades, they've been committing acts of vandalism
and murder, all kinds of things across the streets of
the United States of America. Your liberal and Pegy will
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rebut that what about January sixth? Why she's been feded
in prison? Dear, dear strong hands, How much would it
take for you to use only public toilets for a
month straight? Everyone has a price. I would do it
for five thousand dollars. I would spend about a thousand
of it in doctor bills and pharmaceuticals, but I would
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net profit four thousand dollars and not have to use
my own toilet paper. Chris would understand the cost savings. Oh,
that's tough, because you're right, everybody does have a price.
I don't want to act like I'm above that. Wow,
I don't care about money. That's ridiculous. Of course I do,
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But you also know that I don't. I really hate
saying this because it makes me sound like a wooz.
I really do not like public restrooms. Every time I
go in one restaurant or something like that, see you
savages not washing your hands well, and just I can't
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get it out of my head that if you didn't
wash your hands. I mean, for instance, here at the studio,
this happened yesterday. I was using the bathroom, I was
at the urinal and there was a man hunkered down
in the stall, so clearly going boopies. Right, he got done,
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he flushed. I was in there. I watched the whole thing.
He flushed, walked right out of the bathroom, right past
the sink. He went number two and didn't wash his hands. Now,
how clean was he while he was in the stall?
If he's such a filthy animal that he could not
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wash his hands after going poop, what would the price
be only public toilets for a month? Ten thousand dollars?
I know what, Chris? How much? What Chris? Chris said fifteen? Yeah,
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I mean, I didn't want to sound greedy, but even
ten it would be difficult. That's disgusting, all right? Our
military success in Iran, we travel thirty six hours, thirty
seven hours, clear across the world, drop some bombs into
a coffee can. Someone thinks it was a mistake to
brag about it. I'm of mixed emotions about it. Let's
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discuss that in a moment. Before we do that, let's
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday,
and asked doctor Jesse Friday. Remember you can email the
show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Let's dig into them.
I'm behind there are so many good ones. This is
a question not about Iran. The guy said, Doctor Kelly.
I know we're pretty proud of our recent military success,
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but why does any patriot think it is a good
idea to brag about the tactics used by our stealth aircraft?
Gratitude is not owed to all the talking heads who
were shooting their mouths off. Thanks, he says. His name
is Mike Well. I actually think that you make a
fair point. I understand the point you're making. Why is everybody,
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every politician, everyone on the radio, TV. Why are we
bragging about what we just did in Iran? We're giving
away tactics, giving away things like that. That is a
very fair point. But such a thing as human nature
that cannot be fought against. You can fight against some
of the worst parts of human nature, but some things
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are simply impossible to fight against. And here's a couple
of those things. One citizens of a nation or a tribe, whatever,
they love when their tribe, when their country has a
military success of any kind, it fills people with national pride.
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It has always and will always be this way. When
we have any sort of a success, people want to know,
they want to celebrate I remember I remember the night
Osama bin Land died. Do you remember that we've been
after in forever and all that I remember because he
had died, calling up my friends. I think it was
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a week night. If I remember right, I might have
that wrong, calling up my friends and we got to
get together, we got to celebrate. Isn't it great? And
they were completely on board. Yeah, we got them. Screw
them it is. You can't fight against that. That's one
Another part of human nature. Is this, when you are
a political leader at any point in history, in any country,
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When you are a political leader and you have overseen
led whatever word you want to put on it, you
have overseen some sort of a political or a military
win of any kind, you are going to tell the
people about it. For the reasons I just laid out,
that people will love it. It will be seen as
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a national success. I mentioned Osama bin Laden. You know
I hate Barack Obama more than I hate any other
president in American history. You know that. I've explained it
many times before. I believe he is our first, and
as of now, our only president we've ever had who
genuinely hates the country, really really genuinely hates the country
that said you look at the poll numbers. You remember
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the poll numbers. I remember the poll numbers. Barack Obama
did real well off of that. Because of what we
just laid out, it's not realistic to think politicians, when
they have a military success, are going to keep it quiet. Now,
if you're talking about specific tactics and things like that,
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I didn't see a lot of that. What do we know?
What have they put out there publicly about the whole thing? Well,
we have stealth aircraft. Everyone knows that, but good luck,
fine and it it's freaking stealth. There aren't that many
countries that can detect that sort of thing. That's one. Two.
We know that we asked the Israelis to take out
their air defense systems that had a chance at shooting
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down our bombers, the Iranian air defense systems, and we
know the Israelis did that. Now, those are basics that
really everybody would know. I don't think that we necessarily
gave the game away. There are things I could do without.
For instance, the location of these bomber planes where they
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came from. I wish that hadn't been made public. I do. Now,
maybe you think that's a little paranoid. Okay, Remember the
Chinese spy balloon that flew over the United States of
America coast to coast. Remember it did figure eights over
our military basis. Joe Biden allowed it to happen because
he's bought by China. Remember that. What do you think
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they did that? If God forbid, there ever is a
hot war between US and China, and that's not at
all outside of the realm of possibility, why wouldn't China
attack that base. If we have a base in the
country where our stealth bombers will fly around the world
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and drop bombs on people from that's going to be
like the first thing they go after, you know, you know,
the easiest way to take out planes bombers fight or
places before they take off. That's the easiest way. One
of our uh when we were fighting against the Kamakazis,
And I know I owe you a Kama Kazi history story.
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I've already dug in, I've already started to dig in.
I'm working on it. Okay, We're gonna do some Kama
Kazi history because that's what you asked for at some point,
not today, not at all, maybe not even next week.
But I'm digging into it. One of our one of
our first tactics to stop it was we would fly
patrols over every place the Japanese had a plane and
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just bomb them on the ground or fire on them
on the ground to keep them from taking off. So
I could have done without that. That said, Jewish producer
Chris brings up a good point that that if you
have to, if I have to counterpoint myself, he does
bring up a good point. It doesn't hurt to send
a message to the entire world, everybody trying to Russia.
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Everybody doesn't hurt to send a message that hey, we
can fly around the world and drop a bomb in
your lap if we feel like it, so be very
very careful with how far you push us. You know,
we celebrated that. There were bad guys all over the
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planet who watched that, and they sat up in their
chair and thought to themselves, ooh, nikes, that's a little scary,
and there's value in that. All right, let's talk about Iraq.
Nine to eleven Iraq, Someone has a question, Alien versus Predator,
World War two and more. Next Jesse Kelly. It is
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The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday, and
ask doctor Jesse Friday. And it is really a great day.
Hard hard to not be happy today. Oh and this
is courtesy of Jewish producer Chris. I didn't even realize this.
Today is the one year anniversary of the Joe Biden
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debate that cost them any shot at the presidency. And
remember this, Remember when he put out this video that
had all these edits because he can't talk, and of
course he had to do the standard Joe Biden tough
guy talk.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Donald Trump lost two debates to me in twenty twenty.
Since then he hadn't shown up for debate. Now he's
acting like he wants to debate me again. Well, make
my day, pal, I'll even do it twice. So let's
pick the dace. Donald. I hear you're free on Wednesdays.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
It's one of the things that always cracked me up
about Joe Biden. He always talks as if he's some
tough guy, you know, tony two toes with the gambino fen.
Make my day, pal, I'd like to take him out
behind a gym. You're a freaking dork politician. Please stop
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talking like that. But he just did it. All the time.
And after.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
This, Donald Trump lost two debates to me in twenty twenty,
Sin said he hadn't shown up for debate now exactly
like he wants to debate me again. Will make my day, Pal.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
He shows up on stage and does this.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
With with the COVID, I excuse me, with dealing with
everything we have to do with. Look, if we finally
beat medicare in this world, every pharmaceutical company cannot have
to beat you.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
And by the way, so every day millions.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
And when he was president, were still find ourselves in
a position where you had a notion that we were
this safe country. The truth is, I'm the only president
this century that doesn't have any this this decade, any
troops dying anywhere in.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
The world like he did. Yeah, make my day, Pal,
Oh gosh, what a moment, Jesse. In hindsight, do you
think after nine to eleven Iraq could have been dealt
with the same way Trump dealt with Iran? Bomb them
in this submission without troops on the ground, or should
we have never gone into Iraq to begin with? Okay, Well, first,
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Iraq and Iran are different places, that's one. And the
truth is there were different goals for America with both
those places. So no, the same tactics wouldn't have worked.
Donald Trump, by the grace of God, is not George Bush.
Donald Trump thinks all this foreign adventuring is ridiculous. He
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actually has the same foreign policy of the Founding Fathers.
If you don't believe me, go read George Washington's farewell address.
The Founding Fathers all of them were dead set against
foreign adventuring all over the world. I thought it was ridiculous.
They thought it would harm the country that has been
Donald Trump's. He's been very consistent on this foreign policy
since before he got into the presidency. Even back when
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invading Iraq was popular, Donald Trump was all over television saying,
this is Doalin. What are we doing? This is stupid?
What are we doing here? Donald Trump, when it came
to Iran, tried and as of right now, succeeded to
walk a very very very thin tightrope. And that tightrope
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was this our ally. Israel has a lot of very
very very influential people in this country right next to
Donald Trump pushing Donald Trump to take Iran all the
way out. And it's very understandable why Israel would want that. Obviously,
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Israel wants the ayah Toola's gone. They want a complete
regime change. So there were and I know this from
sources I have, there were all kinds of people and
Trump's he or no, no, no, all in, take them out,
regime change, all in, all in, all in. Then the
complete opposite end of that spectrum were the people who
believe completely hands off about everything. Hands off, hands off,
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let's stay out of it. And they were in his
ear too, Nope, don't get involved, don't get involved, don't
get involved, don't stick your nose, and it's not our problem.
There was a lot of that. Donald Trump had to
try to make both sides somewhat happy, if you will, So,
how do you do this? Go, quote, take out their
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nuclear program. If we actually did that in its entirety.
Who knows, right, if they have a stash somewhere, but
go take out their nuclear program. But go take it
out in a way where it's not a huge risk
of losing a single American life. And once you take
it out, call it good. Then he can go to
his people who are all about you know, Israel and
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what Israel wants and tell them, hey, I took out
their new program for you, and he can go to
the others who didn't want to get involved at all
and say, Okay, we dropped some bombs, but now we're done,
and I'm calling for a ceasefire. Notice how immediately afterwards
he gave Iran a threat, you better not try to
fight back, or it's it for you. Rubio said the
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same thing, and then almost in the next breath, he said,
let's negotiate a seasfire. Let's be done with this whole thing.
He wanted to drop the bombs and walk. Now, that's
the kind of thing you can do. We could sit
and argue whether or not it's a permanent ceasefire. I
think he'd be pretty naive to believe that the lack
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of shooting right now is going to have any kind
of lasting. It's just not gonna It's not gonna last. Okay,
Iran hasn't given up their goals of exterminating everybody in Israel,
so that's just the way it is. But anyway, our
goal was to fire and forget, drop the bombs and bail.
That was our goal in Iraq. That was not George
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Bush's goal. George Bush wanted a complete regime change. The
goal was not just to kill Saddam Hussein. The goal
was kill Saddam Hussein, take out Saddam Hussein, and install
a completely new government in Iraq. And that, as we've
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talked about so many times before, it sounds so wonderful
when you're sitting around a wonderful air conditioned American conference
room and you're convening with your generals and you realize
your military is far more powerful than their military, and
you frankly look a little bit unstoppable, and why can't
we just do whatever we want? But as we've seen
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time and time and time again, destroying is easy. Building
is hard, killing is easy. Killing a government, taking people
out is easy. It really is, especially for a modern
country life us, a modern country like Israel. How many
Israel basically wiped out their entire leadership in one night.
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That's easy. Replacing it with something else is another thing, entirely.
It's a different country. It's a sovereign country. It's a
sovereign country. And remember, when a country has any form
of government, maybe it's an evil tyrant, right Saddam Hussein
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type someone like that, Ayah told us. But when a
country has a government, there were a lot of things
leading up to that country having that government. Maybe a
violent revolution, maybe the people freaking voted for it. Maybe,
but there were a lot of things that took place
that brought that country to the point where it has
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that government. When you go take that government out and
create a power vacuum, you don't know, no matter how
rich and powerful you are, you don't know what things
are going to take place from there and where that's
going to lead. With your preferred candidate, it's easy to
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look at a guy who maybe you get along with him,
maybe he's in charge of maybe it's a general you like,
and say, hey, let's just take out these guys. They
won't put in a general Chris, Well, what if he loses,
what if he gets assassinated? What if he's been nice
to you? Now the second you elected me turns into
a monster. It's happened many times before. Taking out a
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government is easy. Replacing it with something else is much
much much more difficult. And that's where we failed in
Iraq and Afghanistan. Taking out the current government wasn't a
problem at all. We've got our military. Look at our people.
We have the best people, best military, giving the people
of those countries. Something different that is better. Oh, that
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is a very difficult thing to do. All right, let's
move on talk about aliens versus predator of World War two. Opportunity.
Let me talk to you about an opportunity. I told
you I had that neighborhood gathering last night. And guess
what he was using for all that meat on the grill.
The guy who hosted made a bunch of meat because
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we had to gather and meet and talk about a
bunch of things. IQ Sense, the wireless cooking thermometer. I
started laughing the second he opened up the grill and
I saw those little probes, the wireless thermometers in there.
And believe me, you can met you just know. I
brought it up and he just started laughing. He said, yeah,
I appreciate it because I gave him one. I gave him.
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I gave him out to the neighborhood. These IQ senses,
as you know, gifts to the neighbors. Spread the word.
He is in love and he's one of these guys
who's a cook freak. Right, He's been doing this forever.
He said, Oh, Jesse, it's the best thing in the world.
A wireless cooking thermometer your phone will tell you when
the meat is done. It's so easy I can do it.
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Go get one and get a huge discount fifteen percent
off chefiq dot com code Jesse. We'll be back. This
is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
On a wonderful, wonderful Friday, and ask Doctor Jesse Friday. Member,
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It's still free. You just go to Jesse Kellyshow dot
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can watch it from there. Jesse. Since absolutely nothing interesting
happened over the weekend and there's nothing newsworthy worthy to
talk about, I decided to rewatch Aliens. I was wondering
if you had to be with if if you had
to with your squad and the Marines, would you rather
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fight Aliens? In a dark, claustrophobic research base or predator
in a dense jungle setting. How well would your squad do?
This is a tough one because on one hand, when
you consider the environment, you have the miserable, frozen hell
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scape of space where you will essentially die and suffocate instantly.
I don't know how you die in space, but I'm
never going up there. I don't care. But then you
have an environment that's even worse, and that would be
the jungle. I've told you my stories from the jungle,
haven't I. Every Vietnam veteran listening is nodding his head
as we speak right now, and they have much worse
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stories than I do from the jungle. But we just
did training in the jungle, the Thailand jungle. And have
you ever gone walking through the woods and you're looking
at the leaves and sticks ahead of you as you're
walking through the woods, and every single one of them,
it seems like every single one of them has a
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leech hanging off the end of the leaf or stick,
just waiting to try to grab you on the way by.
Have you ever experienced that, because I have. Have you
ever experienced having to take off your pants? In front
of your friends so they can help burn the leeches
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off of your body, because you will have some on you.
I was reading something about the British sas the Special
Air Service. They're Davy Seals, right, they're Delta Force's total
studs sas guys are total studs. And as part of it.
I don't know if this is still the case because
it was an order book, but as part of their
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training to see if you can make it and get
in there, they take you to some jungle. I think
it was in Africa. I think it was in anyway,
they take you to some horrible jungle and just to
see if you can make it. And do you know
that part of the training, This is just part of
the training of teaching you how to make it in
the jungle. You would have two sets of camis camouflage uniforms.
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Two sets. You have two sets. One you keep dry
at all times. You only ever use this one for
when you want to maybe sleep at night or something
like that. The other one, the other one, is the
one you wear every single day. And the understanding with
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this arrangement is this one set of camis will be wet, moldy, sweaty,
and it will rot the skin off of your body
because of the jungle environment, Like you will have patches
of skin that will begin to like slough off and
rot off of your body. And you put those on
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every single day. It's not that you ever swap them out.
You just always want to have something dry to put
on if you start a fire at night or you're
crawling into bed. It's just built in you will be
wet and miserable every single day in the jungle. You
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don't respect Vietnam veterans enough, and neither do I, and
I respect them a lot. I couldn't imagine fighting a
war in that environment we were in training. And I
don't want to say perfectly safe, right, because there's poisonous
things everywhere and all kinds of stuff, but relatively safe
those guys and the World War II veterans in the Pacific.
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I should point out those guys fought in that environment.
An enemy that can hide anywhere, and the enemy might
not even be what gets you. I'd rather fight an alien.
I would rather fight the alien. And look, I didn't
even bring up the monster portion of the alien versus
the predator thing that secondary. I mean, they're both superstud
(34:09):
monsters that you're gonna have to deal with. I would
rather fight the alien. At Least with the alien, I
don't have leeches on me. At least there aren't any leeches.
There aren't any tigers. There were freaking tigers. There aren't
any cobras. There aren't any centipedes or millipedes. I forget
what it is. I don't even know the difference. I
went to community college. That are the size of snakes,
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gigantic stinging ones with MOUs that look like they can
eat your face. The place is a freaking house of horrors.
I hate the jungle. I hate it. If you can't tell,
I hate it, and I'm never going back. Lord Billing Jesse.
They are looking for movie extras for a World War
two movie that will be filming near my hometown. I've
been considering putting my name in as an extra, being
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as how you are a huge fan of WW two.
Is this something you would do? His name is Dave.
Die with some stories. Everybody, everybody listening to the sound
of my vice voice, young, old men, women, We are
all going to die one day, Die with adventures, adventures
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on your belt, die having done things that are wild
and crazy. I have screwed up so much in my life,
and I've done so much wrong in my life, and
I can't undo that, and I'll do more wrong because
I'm a terrible person. But I will say this, if
there's there aren't many things in my life that I'm
very proud of. I'm very proud of my sons, what
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fine men they've turned out to be. And I'm very
proud of the fact that I go on adventures. Whenever
they are put in front of me, I will. I
will throw myself into them because I want to have
stories to tell. I want to have stories to tell
my kids and their grandkids. I want to have stories
to tell you. Why do you think I have stories
(35:59):
to tell you on the radio? If the stories of
I've done this, I was at this place, I witnessed this,
Why do you think I have that? It's because I
left the frigging house and I found an adventure and
I dove into it. And sometimes it was horrible and
miserable and almost got me killed. But even if I
passed away tonight and I might, you know, you never
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know when you have another day. I died with some stories.
Oh my goodness, go be an extra in a World
War two movie. You'll tell people about that forever. That's
freaking awesome. We still have an hour left. Let's go
have some fun. Hang on,
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
what has been an amazing Friday. And we have all
kinds of asked Doctor Jesse questions this hour. The left
lying about the police officers killed on January sixth? What
is that all about? How much would it take for
(00:33):
me to only use a public bathroom for a month?
Did we make a mistake bragging about our recent military success?
All that, so much more coming up in the second
hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday,
also wonderful because of this. Here was Pam Bondi earlier today.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Today marked the two thousand, seven hundred and eleventh arrest
in our country of TDA members. Just TDA. Everyone in
this room agreece. They are one of the most violent
criminal organizations in the world, and the Biden administration let
them walk into our country, walk into our country for
the last four years.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I just wanted to play that, not necessarily for Bondie
we reasons. I wanted to remind you that trend de'a
Ragua is a violent, violent prison gang from Venezuela. Torture murder, drugs,
you name it, as bad as you can possibly imagine.
(01:34):
Democrats in the year twenty twenty five are so evil
they brought them into our country on purpose. Just let
me say that one more time before I get back
to the questions. A Venezuelan prison gang so evil, so
violent that Venezuela doesn't want them. American democrats so evil
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brought them into our country on purpose. Just think about that.
Let's do some questions, Jesse. The left is always saying
there were police officers killed on January sixth. However no
names were ever mentioned. That's odd. No one ever questions
this when they bring it up. Why, well, I suspect
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she knows the answer. There were no police officers killed
on January sixth. But as the great Mark Twain once remarked,
a lie can travel halfway around the world while the
truth is still putting on it. Choose in the morning
the left because they have Look, we've talked before about
(02:45):
the type of person who who gets consumed by American
communism and how they live their lives. Let's talk about
this again because it's really important. It will apply to
people in your life, maybe your co workers, maybe you
know the liberal ant pagy and life, whoever that may be.
If you are a human being, Let's say you live
in New York City's a great example. You're in Manhattan. Okay,
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you're in Manhattan. Manhattan is virtually all Democrat. It's like
eighty percent something crazy like that. All your friends are
probably going to be Democrats, So when you're with them,
you'll hear just democrat voices. You are not going to
tune into the Great seven to ten WR and listen
(03:30):
to the Jesse Kelly Show. At night. If you're in
the car, you want to listen to the radio, probably
be NPR, which will be all communism. When you're home,
if you're interested in the news, you'll turn on CNN, MSNBC,
and you will hear outright lies the entire time. You
probably went to a left wing university, almost undoubtedly in
(03:52):
Northeast University, where you were taught for four years that
America is an evil, racist, horrible place, and all those
other things. You go to the movies, you're gonna have
your cultural beliefs reinforced by the filth of Hollywood. Essentially,
you are in a prison. I was gonna call it
a bubble, but it's essentially a prison. You live in
(04:13):
a prison of lies, and you will know, absolutely know,
a bunch of things that are simply not true at
all at all. And because you live in this prison,
you will never realize that you live in a world
of lies. And while you're in your prison cell, they
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can feed you whatever other lies they want to feed you.
And because you never escape it, you never seek out
alternate sources of information, you will believe it. That's why
your liberal and Peggy still thinks Donald Trump said Nazis
are very fine people. That's an outright lie. It's on videotape.
She doesn't know that. She watches CNM, she went to NYU.
(04:59):
She has no earthly idea. That's why your seventy year
old dad who watches MSNBC still thinks Hunter Biden's laptop
was Russian disinformation. Now you can sit there and go,
how could he think that all the truth is out there,
everybody's been talking about it. No, you are a seeker
of information. You have found the truth. He's watching MSNBC,
(05:19):
you think they talk about it. So, if you are
the Democrat Party, the American Communists, and you just got
Joe Biden installed as president of the United States, and
your goal in life is to use political power, government
power against your political opponents. Remember, that's what communists believe in.
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They don't believe in not using power. That's absurd to them.
What do they want? They want to have the ability
to arrest and hurt their political opponents, like all communists do.
How do you justify that, Well, gin up an insurrection,
get some FEDS in the crowd, Feds who encourage people
to go in side the building, and then after some
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cops ended up dying. Not that not on that day.
No cop died that day, No cop was killed, but
some cops ended up dying in the days afterwards. Not
from injuries they got there or anything like that. That's
all a lie. But some cops ended up dying afterwards. Well, remember,
your liberal ant Peggy is in a prison cell, and
I can feed her whatever I want. Don't I get
(06:25):
extra motivation from her if I tell her, Hey, you know,
a bunch of police officers were killed by right wingers
that day. That's absurd to you because you know the truth.
But liberal Ampegy never sees the truth. I own her.
She's in a prison. That is why they do what
they do.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I mean, look, I think our reverence for the truth
might become might have become a bit of a distraction
that is preventing us from finding consensus and getting important
things done.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
The American communists wanted to find consent and get important
things done. Consensus on what what do they want consensus on?
They wanted consensus that right wingers were a threat to
national security, and they wanted to quote, get important things done.
They wanted the permission of the public to send the
(07:17):
Federal Bureau of Investigation after their political opponents. They wanted
to kick in the doors of pro lifers January six ers,
Donald Trump himself. They had to build a public justification
for that. So you call it an insurrection, which is hilarious,
an insurrection with no guns. But you call it an insurrection.
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You tell your liberal at Peggy that a bunch of
cops died that day, that were killed by those those
violent right wingers. To this day, when you bring up
the violence of the American communists all over the streets,
years and years, decades, they've been committing acts of vandalism
and murder, all kinds of things across the streets of
the United States of America. Your liberal and Pegy will
(07:59):
rebut that what about January sixth? Why she's been feded
in prison? Dear, dear strong hands, How much would it
take for you to use only public toilets for a
month straight? Everyone has a price. I would do it
for five thousand dollars. I would spend about a thousand
of it in doctor bills and pharmaceuticals, but I would
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net profit four thousand dollars and not have to use
my own toilet paper. Chris would understand the cost savings. Oh,
that's tough, because you're right, everybody does have a price.
I don't want to act like I'm above that. Wow,
I don't care about money. That's ridiculous. Of course I do,
(08:42):
But you also know that I don't. I really hate
saying this because it makes me sound like a wooz.
I really do not like public restrooms. Every time I
go in one restaurant or something like that, see you
savages not washing your hands well, and just I can't
(09:02):
get it out of my head that if you didn't
wash your hands. I mean, for instance, here at the studio,
this happened yesterday. I was using the bathroom, I was
at the urinal and there was a man hunkered down
in the stall, so clearly going boopies. Right, he got done,
(09:24):
he flushed. I was in there. I watched the whole thing.
He flushed, walked right out of the bathroom, right past
the sink. He went number two and didn't wash his hands. Now,
how clean was he while he was in the stall?
If he's such a filthy animal that he could not
(09:46):
wash his hands after going poop, what would the price
be only public toilets for a month? Ten thousand dollars?
I know what, Chris? How much? What Chris? Chris said fifteen? Yeah,
(10:08):
I mean, I didn't want to sound greedy, but even
ten it would be difficult. That's disgusting, all right? Our
military success in Iran, we travel thirty six hours, thirty
seven hours, clear across the world, drop some bombs into
a coffee can. Someone thinks it was a mistake to
brag about it. I'm of mixed emotions about it. Let's
(10:32):
discuss that in a moment. Before we do that, let's
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday,
and asked doctor Jesse Friday. Remember you can email the
show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Let's dig into them.
I'm behind there are so many good ones. This is
a question not about Iran. The guy said, Doctor Kelly.
I know we're pretty proud of our recent military success,
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but why does any patriot think it is a good
idea to brag about the tactics used by our stealth aircraft?
Gratitude is not owed to all the talking heads who
were shooting their mouths off. Thanks, he says. His name
is Mike Well. I actually think that you make a
fair point. I understand the point you're making. Why is everybody,
(12:46):
every politician, everyone on the radio, TV. Why are we
bragging about what we just did in Iran? We're giving
away tactics, giving away things like that. That is a
very fair point. But such a thing as human nature
that cannot be fought against. You can fight against some
of the worst parts of human nature, but some things
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are simply impossible to fight against. And here's a couple
of those things. One citizens of a nation or a tribe, whatever,
they love when their tribe, when their country has a
military success of any kind, it fills people with national pride.
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It has always and will always be this way. When
we have any sort of a success, people want to know,
they want to celebrate I remember I remember the night
Osama bin Land died. Do you remember that we've been
after in forever and all that I remember because he
had died, calling up my friends. I think it was
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a week night. If I remember right, I might have
that wrong, calling up my friends and we got to
get together, we got to celebrate. Isn't it great? And
they were completely on board. Yeah, we got them. Screw
them it is. You can't fight against that. That's one
Another part of human nature. Is this, when you are
a political leader at any point in history, in any country,
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When you are a political leader and you have overseen
led whatever word you want to put on it, you
have overseen some sort of a political or a military
win of any kind, you are going to tell the
people about it. For the reasons I just laid out,
that people will love it. It will be seen as
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a national success. I mentioned Osama bin Laden. You know
I hate Barack Obama more than I hate any other
president in American history. You know that. I've explained it
many times before. I believe he is our first, and
as of now, our only president we've ever had who
genuinely hates the country, really really genuinely hates the country
that said you look at the poll numbers. You remember
(14:58):
the poll numbers. I remember the poll numbers. Barack Obama
did real well off of that. Because of what we
just laid out, it's not realistic to think politicians, when
they have a military success, are going to keep it quiet. Now,
if you're talking about specific tactics and things like that,
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I didn't see a lot of that. What do we know?
What have they put out there publicly about the whole thing? Well,
we have stealth aircraft. Everyone knows that, but good luck,
fine and it it's freaking stealth. There aren't that many
countries that can detect that sort of thing. That's one. Two.
We know that we asked the Israelis to take out
their air defense systems that had a chance at shooting
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down our bombers, the Iranian air defense systems, and we
know the Israelis did that. Now, those are basics that
really everybody would know. I don't think that we necessarily
gave the game away. There are things I could do without.
For instance, the location of these bomber planes where they
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came from. I wish that hadn't been made public. I do. Now,
maybe you think that's a little paranoid. Okay, Remember the
Chinese spy balloon that flew over the United States of
America coast to coast. Remember it did figure eights over
our military basis. Joe Biden allowed it to happen because
he's bought by China. Remember that. What do you think
(16:28):
they did that? If God forbid, there ever is a
hot war between US and China, and that's not at
all outside of the realm of possibility, why wouldn't China
attack that base. If we have a base in the
country where our stealth bombers will fly around the world
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and drop bombs on people from that's going to be
like the first thing they go after, you know, you know,
the easiest way to take out planes bombers fight or
places before they take off. That's the easiest way. One
of our uh when we were fighting against the Kamakazis,
And I know I owe you a Kama Kazi history story.
(17:10):
I've already dug in, I've already started to dig in.
I'm working on it. Okay, We're gonna do some Kama
Kazi history because that's what you asked for at some point,
not today, not at all, maybe not even next week.
But I'm digging into it. One of our one of
our first tactics to stop it was we would fly
patrols over every place the Japanese had a plane and
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just bomb them on the ground or fire on them
on the ground to keep them from taking off. So
I could have done without that. That said, Jewish producer
Chris brings up a good point that that if you
have to, if I have to counterpoint myself, he does
bring up a good point. It doesn't hurt to send
a message to the entire world, everybody trying to Russia.
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Everybody doesn't hurt to send a message that hey, we
can fly around the world and drop a bomb in
your lap if we feel like it, so be very
very careful with how far you push us. You know,
we celebrated that. There were bad guys all over the
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planet who watched that, and they sat up in their
chair and thought to themselves, ooh, nikes, that's a little scary,
and there's value in that. All right, let's talk about Iraq.
Nine to eleven Iraq, Someone has a question, Alien versus Predator,
World War two and more. Next Jesse Kelly. It is
(18:41):
The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday, and
ask doctor Jesse Friday. And it is really a great day.
Hard hard to not be happy today. Oh and this
is courtesy of Jewish producer Chris. I didn't even realize this.
Today is the one year anniversary of the Joe Biden
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debate that cost them any shot at the presidency. And
remember this, Remember when he put out this video that
had all these edits because he can't talk, and of
course he had to do the standard Joe Biden tough
guy talk.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Donald Trump lost two debates to me in twenty twenty.
Since then he hadn't shown up for debate. Now he's
acting like he wants to debate me again. Well, make
my day, pal, I'll even do it twice. So let's
pick the dace. Donald. I hear you're free on Wednesdays.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
It's one of the things that always cracked me up
about Joe Biden. He always talks as if he's some
tough guy, you know, tony two toes with the gambino fen.
Make my day, pal, I'd like to take him out
behind a gym. You're a freaking dork politician. Please stop
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talking like that. But he just did it. All the time.
And after.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
This, Donald Trump lost two debates to me in twenty twenty,
Sin said he hadn't shown up for debate now exactly
like he wants to debate me again. Will make my day, Pal.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
He shows up on stage and does this.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
With with the COVID, I excuse me, with dealing with
everything we have to do with. Look, if we finally
beat medicare in this world, every pharmaceutical company cannot have
to beat you.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
And by the way, so every day millions.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
And when he was president, were still find ourselves in
a position where you had a notion that we were
this safe country. The truth is, I'm the only president
this century that doesn't have any this this decade, any
troops dying anywhere in.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
The world like he did. Yeah, make my day, Pal,
Oh gosh, what a moment, Jesse. In hindsight, do you
think after nine to eleven Iraq could have been dealt
with the same way Trump dealt with Iran? Bomb them
in this submission without troops on the ground, or should
we have never gone into Iraq to begin with? Okay, Well, first,
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Iraq and Iran are different places, that's one. And the
truth is there were different goals for America with both
those places. So no, the same tactics wouldn't have worked.
Donald Trump, by the grace of God, is not George Bush.
Donald Trump thinks all this foreign adventuring is ridiculous. He
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actually has the same foreign policy of the Founding Fathers.
If you don't believe me, go read George Washington's farewell address.
The Founding Fathers all of them were dead set against
foreign adventuring all over the world. I thought it was ridiculous.
They thought it would harm the country that has been
Donald Trump's. He's been very consistent on this foreign policy
since before he got into the presidency. Even back when
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invading Iraq was popular, Donald Trump was all over television saying,
this is Doalin. What are we doing? This is stupid?
What are we doing here? Donald Trump, when it came
to Iran, tried and as of right now, succeeded to
walk a very very very thin tightrope. And that tightrope
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was this our ally. Israel has a lot of very
very very influential people in this country right next to
Donald Trump pushing Donald Trump to take Iran all the
way out. And it's very understandable why Israel would want that. Obviously,
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Israel wants the ayah Toola's gone. They want a complete
regime change. So there were and I know this from
sources I have, there were all kinds of people and
Trump's he or no, no, no, all in, take them out,
regime change, all in, all in, all in. Then the
complete opposite end of that spectrum were the people who
believe completely hands off about everything. Hands off, hands off,
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let's stay out of it. And they were in his
ear too, Nope, don't get involved, don't get involved, don't
get involved, don't stick your nose, and it's not our problem.
There was a lot of that. Donald Trump had to
try to make both sides somewhat happy, if you will, So,
how do you do this? Go, quote, take out their
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nuclear program. If we actually did that in its entirety.
Who knows, right, if they have a stash somewhere, but
go take out their nuclear program. But go take it
out in a way where it's not a huge risk
of losing a single American life. And once you take
it out, call it good. Then he can go to
his people who are all about you know, Israel and
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what Israel wants and tell them, hey, I took out
their new program for you, and he can go to
the others who didn't want to get involved at all
and say, Okay, we dropped some bombs, but now we're done,
and I'm calling for a ceasefire. Notice how immediately afterwards
he gave Iran a threat, you better not try to
fight back, or it's it for you. Rubio said the
(24:17):
same thing, and then almost in the next breath, he said,
let's negotiate a seasfire. Let's be done with this whole thing.
He wanted to drop the bombs and walk. Now, that's
the kind of thing you can do. We could sit
and argue whether or not it's a permanent ceasefire. I
think he'd be pretty naive to believe that the lack
(24:39):
of shooting right now is going to have any kind
of lasting. It's just not gonna It's not gonna last. Okay,
Iran hasn't given up their goals of exterminating everybody in Israel,
so that's just the way it is. But anyway, our
goal was to fire and forget, drop the bombs and bail.
That was our goal in Iraq. That was not George
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Bush's goal. George Bush wanted a complete regime change. The
goal was not just to kill Saddam Hussein. The goal
was kill Saddam Hussein, take out Saddam Hussein, and install
a completely new government in Iraq. And that, as we've
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talked about so many times before, it sounds so wonderful
when you're sitting around a wonderful air conditioned American conference
room and you're convening with your generals and you realize
your military is far more powerful than their military, and
you frankly look a little bit unstoppable, and why can't
we just do whatever we want? But as we've seen
(25:44):
time and time and time again, destroying is easy. Building
is hard, killing is easy. Killing a government, taking people
out is easy. It really is, especially for a modern
country life us, a modern country like Israel. How many
Israel basically wiped out their entire leadership in one night.
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That's easy. Replacing it with something else is another thing, entirely.
It's a different country. It's a sovereign country. It's a
sovereign country. And remember, when a country has any form
of government, maybe it's an evil tyrant, right Saddam Hussein
(26:26):
type someone like that, Ayah told us. But when a
country has a government, there were a lot of things
leading up to that country having that government. Maybe a
violent revolution, maybe the people freaking voted for it. Maybe,
but there were a lot of things that took place
that brought that country to the point where it has
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that government. When you go take that government out and
create a power vacuum, you don't know, no matter how
rich and powerful you are, you don't know what things
are going to take place from there and where that's
going to lead. With your preferred candidate, it's easy to
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look at a guy who maybe you get along with him,
maybe he's in charge of maybe it's a general you like,
and say, hey, let's just take out these guys. They
won't put in a general Chris, Well, what if he loses,
what if he gets assassinated? What if he's been nice
to you? Now the second you elected me turns into
a monster. It's happened many times before. Taking out a
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government is easy. Replacing it with something else is much
much much more difficult. And that's where we failed in
Iraq and Afghanistan. Taking out the current government wasn't a
problem at all. We've got our military. Look at our people.
We have the best people, best military, giving the people
of those countries. Something different that is better. Oh, that
(27:53):
is a very difficult thing to do. All right, let's
move on talk about aliens versus predator of World War two. Opportunity.
Let me talk to you about an opportunity. I told
you I had that neighborhood gathering last night. And guess
what he was using for all that meat on the grill.
The guy who hosted made a bunch of meat because
(28:14):
we had to gather and meet and talk about a
bunch of things. IQ Sense, the wireless cooking thermometer. I
started laughing the second he opened up the grill and
I saw those little probes, the wireless thermometers in there.
And believe me, you can met you just know. I
brought it up and he just started laughing. He said, yeah,
I appreciate it because I gave him one. I gave him.
(28:35):
I gave him out to the neighborhood. These IQ senses,
as you know, gifts to the neighbors. Spread the word.
He is in love and he's one of these guys
who's a cook freak. Right, He's been doing this forever.
He said, Oh, Jesse, it's the best thing in the world.
A wireless cooking thermometer your phone will tell you when
the meat is done. It's so easy I can do it.
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Go get one and get a huge discount fifteen percent
off chefiq dot com code Jesse. We'll be back. This
is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
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into Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. I need to
keep reminding you because a lot of people watch the
radio show, and it used to be on the first
TV where I do my TV show. Now, if you
watch the radio show, it's on Jesse Kellyshow dot com.
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It's still free. You just go to Jesse Kellyshow dot
com and click on the link and that's where you
can watch it from there. Jesse. Since absolutely nothing interesting
happened over the weekend and there's nothing newsworthy worthy to
talk about, I decided to rewatch Aliens. I was wondering
if you had to be with if if you had
to with your squad and the Marines, would you rather
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fight Aliens? In a dark, claustrophobic research base or predator
in a dense jungle setting. How well would your squad do?
This is a tough one because on one hand, when
you consider the environment, you have the miserable, frozen hell
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scape of space where you will essentially die and suffocate instantly.
I don't know how you die in space, but I'm
never going up there. I don't care. But then you
have an environment that's even worse, and that would be
the jungle. I've told you my stories from the jungle,
haven't I. Every Vietnam veteran listening is nodding his head
as we speak right now, and they have much worse
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stories than I do from the jungle. But we just
did training in the jungle, the Thailand jungle. And have
you ever gone walking through the woods and you're looking
at the leaves and sticks ahead of you as you're
walking through the woods, and every single one of them,
it seems like every single one of them has a
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leech hanging off the end of the leaf or stick,
just waiting to try to grab you on the way by.
Have you ever experienced that, because I have. Have you
ever experienced having to take off your pants? In front
of your friends so they can help burn the leeches
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off of your body, because you will have some on you.
I was reading something about the British sas the Special
Air Service. They're Davy Seals, right, they're Delta Force's total
studs sas guys are total studs. And as part of it.
I don't know if this is still the case because
it was an order book, but as part of their
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training to see if you can make it and get
in there, they take you to some jungle. I think
it was in Africa. I think it was in anyway,
they take you to some horrible jungle and just to
see if you can make it. And do you know
that part of the training, This is just part of
the training of teaching you how to make it in
the jungle. You would have two sets of camis camouflage uniforms.
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Two sets. You have two sets. One you keep dry
at all times. You only ever use this one for
when you want to maybe sleep at night or something
like that. The other one, the other one, is the
one you wear every single day. And the understanding with
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this arrangement is this one set of camis will be wet, moldy, sweaty,
and it will rot the skin off of your body
because of the jungle environment, Like you will have patches
of skin that will begin to like slough off and
rot off of your body. And you put those on
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every single day. It's not that you ever swap them out.
You just always want to have something dry to put
on if you start a fire at night or you're
crawling into bed. It's just built in you will be
wet and miserable every single day in the jungle. You
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don't respect Vietnam veterans enough, and neither do I, and
I respect them a lot. I couldn't imagine fighting a
war in that environment we were in training. And I
don't want to say perfectly safe, right, because there's poisonous
things everywhere and all kinds of stuff, but relatively safe
those guys and the World War II veterans in the Pacific.
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I should point out those guys fought in that environment.
An enemy that can hide anywhere, and the enemy might
not even be what gets you. I'd rather fight an alien.
I would rather fight the alien. And look, I didn't
even bring up the monster portion of the alien versus
the predator thing that secondary. I mean, they're both superstud
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monsters that you're gonna have to deal with. I would
rather fight the alien. At Least with the alien, I
don't have leeches on me. At least there aren't any leeches.
There aren't any tigers. There were freaking tigers. There aren't
any cobras. There aren't any centipedes or millipedes. I forget
what it is. I don't even know the difference. I
went to community college. That are the size of snakes,
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gigantic stinging ones with MOUs that look like they can
eat your face. The place is a freaking house of horrors.
I hate the jungle. I hate it. If you can't tell,
I hate it, and I'm never going back. Lord Billing Jesse.
They are looking for movie extras for a World War
two movie that will be filming near my hometown. I've
been considering putting my name in as an extra, being
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as how you are a huge fan of WW two.
Is this something you would do? His name is Dave.
Die with some stories. Everybody, everybody listening to the sound
of my vice voice, young, old men, women, We are
all going to die one day, Die with adventures, adventures
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on your belt, die having done things that are wild
and crazy. I have screwed up so much in my life,
and I've done so much wrong in my life, and
I can't undo that, and I'll do more wrong because
I'm a terrible person. But I will say this, if
there's there aren't many things in my life that I'm
very proud of. I'm very proud of my sons, what
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fine men they've turned out to be. And I'm very
proud of the fact that I go on adventures. Whenever
they are put in front of me, I will. I
will throw myself into them because I want to have
stories to tell. I want to have stories to tell
my kids and their grandkids. I want to have stories
to tell you. Why do you think I have stories
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to tell you on the radio? If the stories of
I've done this, I was at this place, I witnessed this,
Why do you think I have that? It's because I
left the frigging house and I found an adventure and
I dove into it. And sometimes it was horrible and
miserable and almost got me killed. But even if I
passed away tonight and I might, you know, you never
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know when you have another day. I died with some stories.
Oh my goodness, go be an extra in a World
War two movie. You'll tell people about that forever. That's
freaking awesome. We still have an hour left. Let's go
have some fun. Hang on,
Host
Jesse Kelly
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