No Hugging, No Learning

"After investing in a billboard, Frank and Mac judge a competition to find Paddy's next top model; Dee and Charlie go on a mission to create a YouTube sensation."
-Original Air Date: 9/25/2008-

This week we're talking about our FIRST BANNED EPISODE, America's Next Top Paddy's Billboard Model Contest, trying our best to decipher Charlie's acronym, outdated names for things and a SURPRISE when we get to The Compass!

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"Mac, Dennis, and Charlie take advantage of rising gas prices by investing in barrels of gasoline and selling them door to door."
-Original Air Date: 9/18/2008-

This week we're talking about The Gang Solves The Gas Crisis, more late takes on the NYC Mayoral election, urinals where pissing your pants is a better option and watching Weapons without any of the jump scares.

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"After Dee and Charlie mistakenly eat some of Frank's human meat, they develop an unsatisfiable cannibalistic hunger. Meanwhile, Mac and Dennis take hunting for sport to the next level when they set their eyes on Rickety Cricket."
-Original Air Date: 9/8/2008-

This week we're talking about Mac and Dennis: Manhunters, the debut of out new segment "What's the worst way the episode could have stepped on the title card?", censored prof...

"Charlie inadvertently puts Paddy's up as the grand prize in a dance marathon, and the gang is forced to enter the competition to save their bar from The Waitress and Father Mara, who will do anything to win the bar."
-Original Air Date: 11/15/2007-

This week we're talking about The Gang Dances Their Asses Off, disappointing decisions from radio stations in big markets (like there's ever any good decisions), The Sklar Brothers and ...

"To rid the neighborhood of undesirables, Mac and Dee become vigilantes a la the Guardian Angels and Frank and Dennis impersonate police officers."
-Original Air Date: 11/8/2007-

This week we're talking about Bums: Making A Mess All Over The City, spiking the camera lens, Al Pacino voices and a continuation of Charlie's horse fandom.

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"When the gang accidentally gets mixed up with the mob and a big bag of cocaine, Sweet Dee and Charlie become dealers, Frank Dennis' pimp and Mac tries to become a gangster. (Part 2)"
-Original Air Date: 11/1/2007-

This week we're talking about The Gang Gets Whacked, Part 2, Jackass, "taking care of" someone's wife and being all about hips and nips.

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"When the gang finds themselves in debt to the mob after a misunderstanding over a set of speakers and a stash of cocaine, Dennis is forced to pimp himself as a male escort to save the gang from getting whacked. (Part 1)"
-Original Air Date: 11/1/2007-

This week we're talking about The Gang Gets Whacked, Part 1, similarities to Pete Davidson, small town thoughts about Donald Trump in 2015 and Christmas mea...

"Things get shaken up when two different ex cons come around the neighborhood."
-Original Air Date: 10/25/2007-

This week we're talking about Dennis Looks Like a Registered Sex Offender, expensive condos in less than desirable areas, eating gray slop and Mac ratting on his dad.

This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia for the first time.

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"Mac's unusual behavior leads Frank, Dennis, and Dee to suspect that he's the serial killer on the loose in Philly."
-Original Air Date: 10/18/2007-

This week we're talking about Mac is a Serial Killer, the cultural impact of Drakkar Noir, hedge clippers not being able to cut through bone (we tried) and buying a Cameo from Chris Hansen.

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"Dee may finally find true love when she dates a famous local rapper, who may or may not be mentally [REDACTED]. Mac, Dennis, Charlie and Frank decide to start their own band."
-Original Air Date: 10/11/2007-

This week we're talking about Sweet Dee's Dating a [REDACTED] Person, Dee and Dennis possibly no longer being twins, looking up Pecan Sandies on Urban Dictionary to see if it is ACTUALLY something sex...

"The gang tries to become local celebrities by creating their own public access news show and making it big on the hip club scene."
-Original Air Date: 10/4/2007-

This week we're talking about Frank Sets Sweet Dee On Fire, InTouch Weekly, watching things on Peacock and Pants-Off Dance-Off.

This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia for the first time.

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"The gang agrees to sell Paddy's when they get an offer that's too good to turn down. As non-partners in the bar, Dee and Charlie are left in the lurch and forced to find jobs."
-Original Air Date: 10/4/2007-

This week we're talking about The Gang Sells Out, getting the lights turned off on you, memorial sections to former businesses and trying to figure out how double dropping works.

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"The gang declares war against a Korean restauranteur who threatens to bump Paddy's from the coveted and profitable stop on the city's annual pub crawl."
-Original Air Date: 9/27/2007-

This week we're talking about The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation, Lorenzo Lamas, the new season of South Park and disappointing microbreweries.

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"Dee has a rude awakening when she discovers that the biggest loser and fatty from high school is now a fashion designer...making Dee the biggest loser."
-Original Air Date: 9/27/2007-

This week we're talking about The Aluminum Monster vs Fatty Magoo, Tony! Toni! Toné!, Project Runway and Bachelor in Paradise.

This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia for the first time.

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"The McPoyle brothers and sister Margaret take the gang hostage at Paddy's, raising the stakes to a new level in the feud between the two groups."
-Original Air Date: 9/20/2007-

This week we're talking about The Gang Gets Held Hostage, being loud, fart walks and McPoyle fatigue.

This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia for the first time.

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"Frank and Dee are furious at being left out of Barbara's will. Dennis realizes that he, Mac, and Charlie are friendless and destined to die lonely and forgotten."
-Original Air Date: 9/20/2007-

This week we're talking about Dennis and Dee's Mom is Dead, trying to make friends as an adult, Raising Cane's and the unfortunate irony of Bruce thinking everyone else is sick .

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"Mac, Dennis and Dee try out for the Philadelphia Eagles; Frank goes on a bad acid trip."
-Original Air Date: 9/13/2007-

This week we're talking about The Gang Gets Invincible, movies that just get to you, the origin of morphsuits and the loosest possible usage of the word "champions".

This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia for the first time.

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"Dee and Mac decide to raise a baby they find in a dumpster but quickly find out that it's not nearly as fun as they thought it would be."
-Original Air Date: 9/13/2007-

This week we're talking about The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby, the phrase "Full Blown Aids", kind bud vs. kine bud and what may be Dennis' most diabolical revenge (to date).

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"Dee is concerned when she receives numerous emails on her myspace.com page from a stranger claiming to be her and Dennis' father, and she arranges a family dinner with Frank and Barbara to get to the truth."
-Original Air Date: 8/17/2006-

This week we're talking about Dennis and Dee Get a New Dad, our own Myspace pages, operating a heroine smuggling ring inside prison and a lore dump so big that it could change the entire course o...