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May 6, 2024 14 mins
A tired Monday after the Brady Roast.
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(00:00):
Yo yo, Winnie Fred, what'sup is your mic on? What mic
are you on? There? Youare crazy? Relax? Relax now we're
having a mic is we're having amic issue in my studio with Lisa's mike.
You know, I've been on theseemail chains with with the management here

(00:22):
about how Lisa's mike commercials sounds sobad. I don't hear it, per
se. I'm not saying I don'tbelieve it, but I think it was
so These microphones, right, Winnie, I know people can't see them,
you can. They have what's calleda mica screen, right. It's a
foam little phone piece that goes onand that basically gets rid of the If

(00:47):
you're talking to a mic without it, then you hear the let me do
it? Yeah, you hear it? Yeah? So well, at least
no, please don't. So Lisawas doing it without a mike screen.
Yeah, and she didn't sound good. This is so bad. They're making

(01:07):
me think, does sound bad?Yeah, you're turning me off. Billy
and Lisa in the Morning, abehind the scenes look into Boston's favorite morning
show. That's a little too muchinformation, say, guys. The after
show podcast, whos Justin and winning. Yeah, so, yeah, we're
here tired the roast last night?Yeah, it was it was crazy.

(01:34):
It was crazy, man. Soit started at eight o'clock, right,
I thought to myself, I'll watchthe first thirty minutes, maybe an hour,
and then i'll watch the rest catchup this morning, because you know,
we get up so early. Icouldn't shut that thing off. It
just kept going and going. Itwas so good. I almost shut it
off with Ron Burgundy because he wasgoing on way too long, but I

(01:56):
stuck with it. Well, Itexted you at like I don't know,
with a list of jokes I thoughtwere good for you for to be pulled
this morning. Yeah, because Ijust figured Grandpa was asleep. That's uncle
Bill, no you oh me?Yeah Bill, I know Bill? For
you. Normally I would have beenbut I'm like, I'm like, I
gotta text Justin so he has somestuff in the morning to go off of

(02:20):
because he's not gonna know anything,right. But I was walking back and
You're like, it's so good.Oh my god, he's fucking awake.
I went to bed. Last timeI saw the number on the clock was
eleven twenty three. Yeah, I'mabout the same. I didn't make it
to Brady. I made it toBen, and then after Ben I turned
it off. I would have turnedit off sooner, honestly, But when
I got into bed, probably aroundnine o'clock, I just had it on

(02:43):
my I was watching it on theTV. I got in bed and I
had it on the phone. Ihad on my phone to Yeah. So
now my wife is laying next tome watching whatever. She doesn't even know
this is going on, and soI'm watching laughing. I was laughing,
but she was kind of in herown world. She's she's so deep in
the Karen Read thing. It's ridiculous. She's been on it. I actually
am so deep and I did itlive the other day talking about it.

(03:06):
Yeah, it's crazy. So butyou know, she's a Kardashians fan.
So when Kim came out, shekind of looked over and what are you
watching? And I explained it toher. So she leaned her head on
me. God forbid she just dothat without Kim Kardashian on the screen.
I'm just saying yeah, And thenshe realized like how good it was and
said, let's put it on theTV. At that point, now it's

(03:29):
nine thirty locked in. Yeah,so it went on the TV and that
was it. It was so good. It was really really good that they've
done roast before. This is thebest roast I've ever seen. Yeah,
it's the The Kevin Hart decision wasreally good. Kevin Hart is so funny.
Oh yeah, so funny. Andyou know, I like how they

(03:53):
it could have been a little bitshorter. Okay, but that's fine.
I like how. I actually likehow they left it longer, and I
like how they had the roasters andthen they had the athletes and you know
the only reason why I wanted shortwas because I wanted to go to bed.
Yeah, but other than that,I mean, it was actually,
even though it was long, itdidn't feel long because it was so good.
Yeah it was, and it moved. It moved along too. It
wasn't like drawn out. But again, wrong Burgundy. That was an awful

(04:15):
I didn't get that joy. Andfortunately Ben did not hit the way you
thought he was going to do.I was waiting for him. I was
so excited for him to come on, right, But yeah, I don't
know. See Dave Portnoy wasn't invited. He's upset. Oh yeah, well
because in the in the audience wherea couple of barstool guys or in like
the front the so many people atthat last night. Yeah, but he

(04:39):
just he He posted about twenty minutesago that Tom Brady roast was an A
plus And I'm very thankful for Netflixand everybody involved not inviting me. I'm
glad Brianna and Feidelberg got to go. Those are the employees. Keeps me
humble, keeps me hung humble,and hungry knocks me down a few pegs,
which is exactly what I needed.Truly blessed not to be invited.

(05:00):
Wow, what the fuck? Thatis? Surprisest guy. I know,
not only that he's he's in withCraft and Brady, but I thought did
like no Craft liked him because rememberhe used to do the anti Roger Goodell
stop. Yeah. Crazy, Sowhat what's that about? Well, why
didn't he ask to go? Thoughhe be asked to go, he would

(05:20):
have gone. Probably there was agirl here that used to work in this
building and now works for Ryan Seacrestwas sitting basically on the stage. She
was front row. That's crazy withthe celebrities there though, I don't know,
but if it is at the keyof Kia Form, which iHeart does
a lot of stuff with for likeour iHeart Awards and stuff, so maybe

(05:41):
she was able to ask. Youknow, obviously she's from she's from this
way. So yeah, but Imean everyone was there, like Chelsea Handler
was there, Shane Gillis, ShaneGillis was there, Kim Kardashian, Kevin
Hart had a table of his friendsand family. Then who else? I
mean, I mean I felt likethere were I mean, Dana White with
some of the UFC guy. Yeah, I mean there were so many celebrities

(06:03):
in that front row area. SoI just when it started and they showed
who was on stage and Matt Lightwas on there, I was surprised.
Why I was surprised when he cameup with from Foxborough because he still lives
here, I know, Foxboro.I think, oh yeah, yeah,
it's funny right like he was.But you know, Tom's always been really

(06:24):
close with his offensive lineman. Obviouslythey saved his ass. So that's why
do you ever see a big whiteboy that was normally his O lineman?
You know, twenty some many yearsdeep Drew Bloodsoe I thought was funny,
right, I thought he was agood sport yeah, he was. I
thought they were all good sports.I thought Belichick was a good sport.
Oh he was awesome. I likedthe ring camera comment that that he made

(06:46):
about that uh that Tom made abouthim? Right, because remember I posted
that like a couple months ago onour Instagram page about him, leaving everyone
saying that wasn't him, whether ornot it was him, What are you
doing me? Yeah, I'm writingan email to Matt light I'm sorry.
Yeah, yeah, I'm doing whatyou do. All right, I'll start

(07:08):
okay, hold, let me justfinish this email. Sorry after show nation.
Uh all right, okay, I'mdone. Jeez. I had to
do it before I forgot. Well, I'm doing a lot of stuff.
Okay, yeah, but yeah,it was. It was a great night.
It was. It was just amazing. I could talk about it all
day and we did. We talkedabout a lot of it on the show.
Well, how was the weekend then? So good? I didn't really

(07:30):
do much. My son had baseball. I saw Jen posted he got a
good hit. Well, they starteddoing this live feed so you can pay.
You pay a subscription. Were youat the game? I didn't go
to that game because she needed abreak. Okay, so my wife is
like nearing a nervous breakdown. Notreally, but really because she's just you

(07:53):
know, she's run down from thekids. She has no time to herself.
You know that anytime that she doeshave to herself, she's with my
daughter. So it's just a lotand she's super on edge. We went
out to dinner Saturday night. Wewent to Fuji got a Sunbaliro and it
was good, but you know,I could tell. I could tell something
was wrong because she has she's verysnappy when she doesn't know that she's being

(08:16):
snappy. So anytime any question thatI asked her or anything I said to
her, their response is like what, I'm like, the fuck is going
on here? So finally I said, you know, you what's going on
here? You know she's so tensewhatever. And of course Mother's Day is
coming up next weekend, and youknow, I was thinking about what to
get her. I was gonna gether something I don't know, whatever she

(08:39):
likes. There's a bunch of stuffthat she does like. And I thought
to myself, why don't I justget her a hotel room for her and
a friend where they can go withoutme. Okay, that's probably great.
For her. Yeah, so sheyou know what, I made that joke,
and you know, I love theSalem water front, but she wants

(09:00):
to be she I asked her andshe said she would love that, but
she loves the ocean, so shewants to be like on the beach.
Oh, where are you gonna go? There's a place in no Gunquit.
Oh yeah, that's right on thebeach. Nice. So yeah, we're
gonna she's gonna go there Saturday.I think I gotta book it, and
she'll be on the beach and hopefullyget some serenity and hopefully come back a

(09:22):
nice Are you gonna be okay towash the kids with your leg? I
mean William Nanny downstairs, she's gonnahelp out. Okay, we'll talk to
nanny's Mother's day. Does she notget I mean, I'll break her off
a little bit. My son's reallyeasy. It's well my daughter, which
son is easy since when? Yeah, he's easy because he's just it's well,
okay if it's wintertime, not easybecause he's stuck in the house.

(09:43):
He's very active. Summertime, he'sgood. All his friends are outside.
He legit goes outside. He's outsideall day long. You know, leaves
leaves us alone. So that's good, which is what I want. I
want him outside playing, you know. Anyway, your weekend anything good?
No? Nothing, really, Mybabysat my nieces on Saturdays. My brother,
my sister could go out and dosome very good, very good.

(10:05):
I went to dinner. I wentout to dinner with my friend on Friday,
right, and I was at thebar like sports bar, like restaurant
and vibe. We're at the bar, and your favorite ballad came on by
dua lipa, We're good. Ilove that song. Great ballady, isn't

(10:26):
it? Is this a joke?Are you joking me about Fridays? It's
a slower song. It's not aslow song. It's upbeat tempo song.
Well, the song that I saidwas a ballad on her new album is
really not a ballad. She doesn'treally have ballads. And you don't really
know the different definition of a ballad. That's been very clear. I don't

(10:46):
know. I don't know why theattack on justin, especially a on a
week where I'm failing weak. Ohshut up, you're fine. Yeah,
my knee hurts. I'm going infor surgery. Yeah it does, it
really does. I need my haveto dress up in a little skimpy nurses
outfit. Well, my nurse issick. It's really annoying. She's been
sick all week. Your girlfriends sick? Ye? Does she have? She

(11:07):
has like a stomach bug. Ihaven't. I haven't seen her since Thursday
night. We're supposed to go todinner with my friend and his boyfriend and
she gets to my house starts throwingup, So then we just lay on
the couch for a little while.Then we go call her zou friend from
the pharmacy whatever, and then shewent home and then she's like on Friday,

(11:28):
she goes o Baybe. I'm gonnago home and just you know,
it'll stop. I'm gonna go homeand see how I feel. Maybe we
can do some tomorrow. And I'mlike, okay, like no worries,
Okay, that's gross. Literally hasbeen in bed since since Friday night.
They used to give a zo friend. And when I used to go to
detox for drugs, Yeah, whenyou're coming off of opiates, they'd give

(11:48):
you a zo friend. Well,she went to work today. I don't
know why. So she's a workshe's a workaholic. So she went she
went to go spread her stomach.She literally was sick all week in bed
and now went back to where nowthat her weekend's over. Jeez. The
girl just works herself sick all weekand then dayson all weekend and then goes
back to work on Monday. She'sa workaholic. I hate it. She's

(12:09):
like, where do you think thatthe money comes from? And I'm like
I don't care, Like, yeah, you're just you're sick. You're like
running yourself sick, and nurses,as you know, aren't just not going
to take care of themselves. Iget it. Also, some people feel
guilty about missing work. I followin that category. Yeah, I mean
we never miss work. I meanyeah, I never do Yeah, And

(12:30):
honestly I was when I when Igo I set up my surgery, I'm
like, listen, he's like,okay, you need surgery done. It's
a day surgery. It's not thatbad. I said, Okay, can
we do a Monday or a Fridaywould be the better. He's like,
I only do Wednesdays. And I'mlike, well fuck, you know.
And so then we talked about itand he's like, all right, what
do you what do you work inMedford, I drive whatever he's like.

(12:52):
My suggestion is it'll be Wednesday,take Thursday and Friday off if you can.
That'll give you a full five daysof rest or four days of rest,
and then you'll be good to goon Monday. So but the surgery
is really minor. It's nothing liketoo crazy. Oh, I'm so happy
for you. I'll miss you.Thank you. You guys would be great.
You guys have lots of fun.Yeah. Really really. The only
concern I have, Winnie, isis you keeping Billy on track? Oh,

(13:16):
I'm the one that yells at him. Well, but you gotta do
it in a nicer way because he'salready gonna be kind of you know,
he's gonna be like off, sokind of keep him on track. I
know you'll be listening texting me.I know for a fact. No,
I'm really not going to be you'rea liar. I'm really not gonna be.
Maybe a little bit on I hotapp Anyway, I love you guys.

(13:37):
Tomorrow we'll should have one more podcastfor the week. When you're always
open to do the podcast without one, I'm not doing the podcast without you.
I'm gonna have to so much shit. I gotta I gotta work with
Riley Riley Will. I'll be relyingon her heavily. I feel bad,
but I really can't do too muchin that room, right So anyways,
I think I wanted to be dictatingstuff to her, but yeah, no,

(13:58):
we're not. I'm gonna know.I'm not doing it. Sorry,
guys, there's no point. I'mnot doing it without you. I don't
want to do it and I don't. No problem, no problem, anyway,
We'll talk tomorrow. Bye,
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