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(00:00):
Hey guys after show. Welcome inso Winnie. My son Abel, who
I talk about a lot. He'sseven years old, and you know,
he can be a huge pain inthe ass. We know, I love
him, he's my kid. Butyou know, your kids, they drive
you the most crazy because it's likelooking at yourself. Yeah, everything that's
you know, yeah, the problem. The problem with my wife Jenn and
(00:21):
I, you know we've had we'vehad these crazy kind of pasts, you
know, so we cleaned up ourlives and we were you know, clean
for several years before we had children. And we used to joke when when
she got pregnant that our kids weregoing to be the best behaved kids ever,
the most chill kids ever, becausethat's what we are, right We
don't do anything bad. We're verychill people right now. So then my
(00:45):
son Abel came out and he's awild child, and you know, he's
a handful, very smart, veryyou know, can be very sweet and
loving. But also he just hasfull of energy and he has this you
know, oppositional thing, right He'svery very hard headed and drives us crazy.
So you know, it's been atrip with him. But yesterday they
(01:07):
sent home the this. I forgetwhat it's called. The school was so
different now when he and it waswhen we were in school. Not to
sound like, you know, anold person, but j yeah. So
now it's like, uh, youknow, there's not it's not a report
card. It's basically a progress report. So what they do is they test
his reading in his math three timesSeptember, January, and May, so
(01:32):
beginning, middle and an end ofthe year. I didn't even know they
were doing this, right, Soit showed that the graph where he was
in September, which was say,it was here right, and then in
January it was up, you know, a good amount, you know,
it went up, and then inMay it like tripled. Oh awesome for
reading and for math. Amazing.Yeah, so you know I saw that
(01:55):
yesterday. Now, mind you,he had been asking for these, you
know, because he's a little hypebeast. He has always friends, he
goes to the Boys and Girls club, so he's into you know, all
this what do you call that?Supreme and easy slides? So he had
been asking us for yeasy slides andI'm like, no, dude, I'm
not getting you easy slides. Youknow what, do something nice and do
something do something good, you know, earn You have to earn him.
I'm trying to teach him lessons,right, you know, because he grows
(02:19):
up in his house, he thinkshe's rich. Meanwhile, it's the furthest
thing from the truth. Yeah.So I got the report and I thought
to Hidy, I was so happywhen he seeing that. I'm like,
he's listening, he's paying attention inschool. Look, the progress is right
here. I'm gonna buy some easyslides. So I surprised him last night
and told him, and I gotthe guy coming. He's on his right.
Now what I got the guy comingto bring the slides? Oh?
(02:42):
They just bring where'd you get there? Yeah? No, you gotta know
guys. I got to know.Guy, that's nice that my parents they
would never do that. Mine wouldn'teither. No, it was you were
supposed to get good grades. Youwere supposed to do well. You were
not rewarded. They like they wentout and worked and made money to ride
at home. You were supposed todo chores because you helping the house that
you lived in, Nolan allowance,and you're supposed to get good grade.
(03:04):
Do not get rewards for getting agrade. Those are the good old days.
I did, I did. Idid tell him though I made it
clear. This isn't you know.Every time you get a good report card,
you're getting something. I just wantto show you how proud I am
of you, you know, andI want to get them you mind,
you whinny. It's only they're onlya hundred bucks. It's not like a
huge seven. I know, Idon't know. I'm old. I'm I
want to be an old school parent. They're not getting ship. I'm going
(03:27):
to hit them like I'm Billy andLisa in the Morning Present, a behind
the scenes look into Boston's favorite morningshow. That's a little too much information
to say. The after show podcastswho hears justin anyway, you can't say
that anymore. Times have change?Oh come on, you know you've smacked
(03:49):
No, well I may have,you know what, it may not have
worked. So now you gave in. Now you're a gentle parent that rewards
his kids. Hey, don't joke, right. So my son's very skinny
and very pale because he doesn't eat. It's a big issue like him.
But he used to be a littleI don't know, he was little chucky.
(04:10):
He was chubby. Yeah, he'shintened out, like not even like
like thin thinned out. He's verythin. My niece is his age,
and she is losing her baby fat, but she's still like she's not like
you know, I mean, she'sthinned out, but like like he's like
a beanstock. He's very he's verylean. Yeah, it's crazy, but
he also he bruises very easily.Dude, his legs are covered in bruises.
(04:33):
It looks horrible. Well, he'soutside plane and ship. Oh he
not only that, my house,my floors, you know, they would
floor. He rods up and downand slides. He bounces around. So,
I mean, it's not anything bad, but I'm thinking in my head,
what if he goes to school.Yeah, and like he's in gym
class with short seasons. May Iknow it's a little bit concerning for me,
(04:56):
but yeah, anyway, it's it'sTuesday, Winnie. I had my
surgery two thirteen days ago. Thedoctor said a month, I can't go
win the pool. I can't today. I'm going today. Yeah, what's
the fucking worst that can happen?It's been two weeks. If you if
you're out again, I'm fucking youup. That would be the best.
(05:16):
If I got an infection, yeah, that's the risk of infection. Cut
your leg off. Yeah, that'dbe awesome. But if I, god,
I didn't go. Yeah, Ididn't go Yesterday. I didn't go.
Yesterday, I didn't go in.I worked on the pool. So
today though, it's going to bereally hot, and so I need to
go in today. It looks itlooks really nice. I'm sure you are
a very nice pool. Thank you, thank you. Can't wait to use
(05:38):
it? Yeah, so uh yeah, we got that going on. What
else is going on today? Celticstonight. I'm so happy I'm not going
to the game and not getting caughtup in all that traffic. It's going
to be a nightmare. With PresidentBiden. To be clear, we will
go to any game we are invited, right right right right right. We
if we're offered the chance we willgo, we will be there. Yeah.
(06:00):
But I will be watching the gametonight thinking, oh god, thanks,
what time you're gonna go to beout? Eight thirty? You see the
first the first quarter. I mightwatch the first half. Ooh, that's
gonna put you up to nine o'clock, nine o'clock. Yeah, But I
honestly I've been going to bed atnine o'clock. What's with you? Oh,
what's going on? Nothing? Ohwell, you know, I'll tell
you daylight savings. Yeah, it'sreally hard. It's so much easier in
(06:21):
the winter. Yeah. No,it's so bro It's so true. Like
I was saying, I always saythat people ask me about about our schedules.
Yeah. I was actually just Iwas talking to Joe Pin and Josie
recently on his radio show. Idid an interview, Yeah, and he
asked me about that, and Isaid, honestly, it's so I go,
it's hard in this summer to goto bed early. Yeah, but
(06:42):
it's also easier in my eyes toget up because I want to get up,
go to work and then go enjoythe day. Oh yeah, yeah
yeah, but you know, it'sit's really hard in the summer. It's
I try to lay down, butit's like going to sleep in the middle
of the day. Yeah, sohard. And then it's like nice out.
You want to go like ice creamor something with the family, and
it's crazy. You know what's funny. Pretty soon you're gonna to a point
where you're going to bed before beforeyour son. I don't know. If
(07:06):
I go to bed before No,I said, there'll be time. Oh
yeah, like Lisa, her kidsare thirteen and seventy. They go to
bed at what ten o'clock? Yeah? Yeah yeah. Do you have cash
app? Yeah? You do.Do you need me to do something for
you? Yes? Okay, okay, he just he just I don't have
I don't have cash app. Maybeable to swap sorry, my my,
(07:28):
my slide guys here the apple pYes, he sent me his cash app
apple Pie. I just said Idon't have cash app, but I have
Venmo, but I may be ableto swap it. So anyway, Tomorrow
Catherine Loftus will break down the KarenReid test trial, which you know resumes
today. So that's that would begood. What's good about her too,
is you know, she does thebreakdown and then we keep her for topic
(07:51):
time and you can call if youhave questions, you know, if you
have questions or you wanted, youknow, things to be explained a little
better, she'll do that for you. So that's good. That'll be a
seven fifteen plus Kiss concert tickets ofcourse that's coming up. Oh my god,
it's coming up quick, less thantwo weeks. Jesus Christ. Anyway,
I gonna get myself some slides winning. I gotta go Bye,
Hey guys after show. Welcome inso Winnie. My son Abel, who
I talk about a lot. He'sseven years old, and you know,
he can be a huge pain inthe ass. We know, I love
him, he's my kid. Butyou know, your kids, they drive
you the most crazy because it's likelooking at yourself. Yeah, everything that's
you know, yeah, the problem. The problem with my wife Jenn and
(00:21):
I, you know we've had we'vehad these crazy kind of pasts, you
know, so we cleaned up ourlives and we were you know, clean
for several years before we had children. And we used to joke when when
she got pregnant that our kids weregoing to be the best behaved kids ever,
the most chill kids ever, becausethat's what we are, right We
don't do anything bad. We're verychill people right now. So then my
(00:45):
son Abel came out and he's awild child, and you know, he's
a handful, very smart, veryyou know, can be very sweet and
loving. But also he just hasfull of energy and he has this you
know, oppositional thing, right He'svery very hard headed and drives us crazy.
So you know, it's been atrip with him. But yesterday they
(01:07):
sent home the this. I forgetwhat it's called. The school was so
different now when he and it waswhen we were in school. Not to
sound like, you know, anold person, but j yeah. So
now it's like, uh, youknow, there's not it's not a report
card. It's basically a progress report. So what they do is they test
his reading in his math three timesSeptember, January, and May, so
(01:32):
beginning, middle and an end ofthe year. I didn't even know they
were doing this, right, Soit showed that the graph where he was
in September, which was say,it was here right, and then in
January it was up, you know, a good amount, you know,
it went up, and then inMay it like tripled. Oh awesome for
reading and for math. Amazing.Yeah, so you know I saw that
(01:55):
yesterday. Now, mind you,he had been asking for these, you
know, because he's a little hypebeast. He has always friends, he
goes to the Boys and Girls club, so he's into you know, all
this what do you call that?Supreme and easy slides? So he had
been asking us for yeasy slides andI'm like, no, dude, I'm
not getting you easy slides. Youknow what, do something nice and do
something do something good, you know, earn You have to earn him.
I'm trying to teach him lessons,right, you know, because he grows
(02:19):
up in his house, he thinkshe's rich. Meanwhile, it's the furthest
thing from the truth. Yeah.So I got the report and I thought
to Hidy, I was so happywhen he seeing that. I'm like,
he's listening, he's paying attention inschool. Look, the progress is right
here. I'm gonna buy some easyslides. So I surprised him last night
and told him, and I gotthe guy coming. He's on his right.
Now what I got the guy comingto bring the slides? Oh?
(02:42):
They just bring where'd you get there? Yeah? No, you gotta know
guys. I got to know.Guy, that's nice that my parents they
would never do that. Mine wouldn'teither. No, it was you were
supposed to get good grades. Youwere supposed to do well. You were
not rewarded. They like they wentout and worked and made money to ride
at home. You were supposed todo chores because you helping the house that
you lived in, Nolan allowance,and you're supposed to get good grade.
(03:04):
Do not get rewards for getting agrade. Those are the good old days.
I did, I did. Idid tell him though I made it
clear. This isn't you know.Every time you get a good report card,
you're getting something. I just wantto show you how proud I am
of you, you know, andI want to get them you mind,
you whinny. It's only they're onlya hundred bucks. It's not like a
huge seven. I know, Idon't know. I'm old. I'm I
want to be an old school parent. They're not getting ship. I'm going
(03:27):
to hit them like I'm Billy andLisa in the Morning Present, a behind
the scenes look into Boston's favorite morningshow. That's a little too much information
to say. The after show podcastswho hears justin anyway, you can't say
that anymore. Times have change?Oh come on, you know you've smacked
(03:49):
No, well I may have,you know what, it may not have
worked. So now you gave in. Now you're a gentle parent that rewards
his kids. Hey, don't joke, right. So my son's very skinny
and very pale because he doesn't eat. It's a big issue like him.
But he used to be a littleI don't know, he was little chucky.
(04:10):
He was chubby. Yeah, he'shintened out, like not even like
like thin thinned out. He's verythin. My niece is his age,
and she is losing her baby fat, but she's still like she's not like
you know, I mean, she'sthinned out, but like like he's like
a beanstock. He's very he's verylean. Yeah, it's crazy, but
he also he bruises very easily.Dude, his legs are covered in bruises.
(04:33):
It looks horrible. Well, he'soutside plane and ship. Oh he
not only that, my house,my floors, you know, they would
floor. He rods up and downand slides. He bounces around. So,
I mean, it's not anything bad, but I'm thinking in my head,
what if he goes to school.Yeah, and like he's in gym
class with short seasons. May Iknow it's a little bit concerning for me,
(04:56):
but yeah, anyway, it's it'sTuesday, Winnie. I had my
surgery two thirteen days ago. Thedoctor said a month, I can't go
win the pool. I can't today. I'm going today. Yeah, what's
the fucking worst that can happen?It's been two weeks. If you if
you're out again, I'm fucking youup. That would be the best.
(05:16):
If I got an infection, yeah, that's the risk of infection. Cut
your leg off. Yeah, that'dbe awesome. But if I, god,
I didn't go. Yeah, Ididn't go Yesterday. I didn't go.
Yesterday, I didn't go in.I worked on the pool. So
today though, it's going to bereally hot, and so I need to
go in today. It looks itlooks really nice. I'm sure you are
a very nice pool. Thank you, thank you. Can't wait to use
(05:38):
it? Yeah, so uh yeah, we got that going on. What
else is going on today? Celticstonight. I'm so happy I'm not going
to the game and not getting caughtup in all that traffic. It's going
to be a nightmare. With PresidentBiden. To be clear, we will
go to any game we are invited, right right right right right. We
if we're offered the chance we willgo, we will be there. Yeah.
(06:00):
But I will be watching the gametonight thinking, oh god, thanks,
what time you're gonna go to beout? Eight thirty? You see the
first the first quarter. I mightwatch the first half. Ooh, that's
gonna put you up to nine o'clock, nine o'clock. Yeah, But I
honestly I've been going to bed atnine o'clock. What's with you? Oh,
what's going on? Nothing? Ohwell, you know, I'll tell
you daylight savings. Yeah, it'sreally hard. It's so much easier in
(06:21):
the winter. Yeah. No,it's so bro It's so true. Like
I was saying, I always saythat people ask me about about our schedules.
Yeah. I was actually just Iwas talking to Joe Pin and Josie
recently on his radio show. Idid an interview, Yeah, and he
asked me about that, and Isaid, honestly, it's so I go,
it's hard in this summer to goto bed early. Yeah, but
(06:42):
it's also easier in my eyes toget up because I want to get up,
go to work and then go enjoythe day. Oh yeah, yeah
yeah, but you know, it'sit's really hard in the summer. It's
I try to lay down, butit's like going to sleep in the middle
of the day. Yeah, sohard. And then it's like nice out.
You want to go like ice creamor something with the family, and
it's crazy. You know what's funny. Pretty soon you're gonna to a point
where you're going to bed before beforeyour son. I don't know. If
(07:06):
I go to bed before No,I said, there'll be time. Oh
yeah, like Lisa, her kidsare thirteen and seventy. They go to
bed at what ten o'clock? Yeah? Yeah yeah. Do you have cash
app? Yeah? You do.Do you need me to do something for
you? Yes? Okay, okay, he just he just I don't have
I don't have cash app. Maybeable to swap sorry, my my,
(07:28):
my slide guys here the apple pYes, he sent me his cash app
apple Pie. I just said Idon't have cash app, but I have
Venmo, but I may be ableto swap it. So anyway, Tomorrow
Catherine Loftus will break down the KarenReid test trial, which you know resumes
today. So that's that would begood. What's good about her too,
is you know, she does thebreakdown and then we keep her for topic
(07:51):
time and you can call if youhave questions, you know, if you
have questions or you wanted, youknow, things to be explained a little
better, she'll do that for you. So that's good. That'll be a
seven fifteen plus Kiss concert tickets ofcourse that's coming up. Oh my god,
it's coming up quick, less thantwo weeks. Jesus Christ. Anyway,
I gonna get myself some slides winning. I gotta go Bye,
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