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May 22, 2024 12 mins
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Okay, so Winnie, it's gonnabe very hot today again. I was
in the pool yesterday my knees.Okay, thank you very much for asking
no infection, no infection, butI had a little bit an issue here.
What so, you know, thepool has been open for a couple
of days now, swim swimmable fora couple of days. And so on

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Monday this happened, and then ithappened yesterday even worse. And what happened
was Able my son gets off thebush, gets on his bicycle, drives
around the neighborhood okay, to allof his friend's houses that just got home
from school in the pool, andinvites every single person to the to the

(00:43):
pool. I saw, Jen.Yeah, all of a sudden, you
know, it's it's nice and quiet. Able gets home and within ten minutes
there's literally thirty kids at my pool, five of which I've never seen before.
Okay, just rolling in, goingdown my slide, just you know.
And then all of a sudden,my son goes upstairs and we're like,

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what is he doing? Jen goesup. He's trying to come down
with a bag full of snacks forall his friends. Wow, I'm like
this dude, he's generous, isn'the. Oh my god, he wants
to invite everybody there. I'm like, this is a community pool. Billy
and Lisa in the Morning present abehind the scenes look into Boston's favorite morning

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show. That's a little too muchinformation, say guys the after show podcast
who hears Justin and Winning. Sowe had to lay some ground rules last
night, which he did not like. And you know, number one,
obviously having all those kids there,it's it's fine. Sure they have to
be supervised and know how to swim. Then even if they know how to

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swim, which they do, I'msaying, but even if they don't know
how to supervise, but they don'tknow how to swim, that's right.
So we're not going to be alwaysavailable, you know. So this is
he needs to come and ask permission. All that. He was not happy
out that, you know, hethought we were punishing him. I'm like,
buddy, we're not punishing you.We're just letting you know that,
you know, for our safety,there's gonna be days where you're gonna ask

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and we're gonna say no. Butwe'll do our best, you know.
And they needs be supervised because they'rekids, so they're crazy. Dude.
Like, I walked away, Iwas doing something else. I came back.
He had one kid at the topof the slide, another kid midway
up the slide, and another kidtrying to climb up the bottom of the
slide. Three kids on a slide. That thing collapses. Yeah, it's

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not gonna be fun. So that'swhat's going on at my house. Okay,
Whennie, I saw that your girlfriendposted a nice little selfie in the
mirror. Yep, she watched BabyReindeer. Yep. Did you watch that
with her? No, she watchedit on It's a creepy show. It's
just a creepy show. It reallyjust makes you like, what the fuck
because it's true, because it's it'sfunny. Because she started watching it and
then said, oh, don't botherbabe, it's not like it's boring.

(02:52):
It picks back up. But thenshe went and watched the Real Interview with
the Lady with Pierce Morgan, andthen she was back into it, right
right, right, So she's youhave to watch it, but I'm like,
no, you already told me towatch the windows open and closed.
I'm not going to go watch itnow. So I actually was gonna put
it down after a couple of episodes, and one of my friends said to
me, you know, you gotto stay with it. So I stuck
with it, and I honestly Ifinished watching and I just felt dirty,

(03:14):
you know what I mean. Well, also, I finished watching it on
the day that the real Stalker Womanwas on Piers Morgan. Okay, so
I got to finish the show andthen jump on and see what she really
looked like. Not any better thanthe show, let me be Okay,
leave the actress alone. She's doingI'm just saying not as goodlous. So
yeah, so that's good. Ohthere's something else I wanted to ask you

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to when you went to Vegas thispast weekend. Did you now how does
the shows with the Dell work?Is there one every night? Yep,
there's one each night Saturday. Oh, she's doing two shows a week,
and you went to which one Friday? Okay? Were you at the show
where she started talking about Sabrina Carpenter. No, I I was the one
with s Club seven. She wassaying that she you know, you were

(04:00):
seven. You probably high during thistime when they were famous in the late
nineties early two thousands. They werelike a British band that came over here.
It was four four girls and threeboys at Club seven. They had
a TV show. I heard clubNobody asked for that anyway. She started
singing one of the songs. Soshe did that, and then the next
day she did the THREEA Crombrado espresso. Okay, yeah, she was,

(04:24):
I'm singing. Yeah. She wastalking about how you know when she gets
home from from her gig, getslate at night and she sings that song
my time, myself singing I'm workinglate, Yeah, singing spring to caf.
It's a song I can't the leastionsong is gone Jack. Yeah,

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she was. We were on,We were We were at her first show
back. So she had not performedthere since what February because she took all
of my own but she can't allthose shows. Oh I didn't. I
didn't know it was the first show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so
thank god she was. I mean, she was amazing, amazing. Can't
stay up about how talented she is. Does she talked between every show?

(05:06):
She does not shut the fuck whenI tell you. It was twenty songs,
right, so she probably could havedone it in like an hour and
a half twenty right, two anda half hours, And at one point
my my cousin's husband was like,all right, like I not like shut
up and said, she not evenlike that, but like, I mean,
I think she's she's lovely, andI think she has personality plus Yeah,

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but the first three thought three songs, I think it took a half
hour to get through. Really,I'm not even kidding. Like she came
on and right about eight fifteen ish, she probably about eight forty five three
songs, and then she's saying likeshe got through a bunch, but she
I was gonna do a real aboutall the things that happened at the show,
but her, but her playing music. She shot T shirts toad of

(05:49):
cannon because she's really into basketball,so she has like a T shirt gun
and she showed it up until likethe higher level. Right then she had
a talk break about how much sheloves basketball. She's like, where am
I is? Okay, anyone inhere a Timberwolves fan, anyone in here
Boston fan. Then she talked aboutobviously her rich Paul's daughter graduated from college

(06:12):
that day, so she goes,oh, I love you, I missed
you. I'm sorry, I can't. Talked about that, talked about wanting
to have kids with Rich Paul,talked about she did a gender reveal someone
she someone had fainted so she madesure they were okay. But I mean
it was chaotic. Yeah, likeit was the most chaotic thing I've ever
been a part of. But shewas lovely. Oh good, Yeah,
yeah, I seen everybody. Everybodyloves Adele. Yeah, everybody. Yeah,

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so that's good. That's good.Yeah, I can't believe in Kiss
concerts next weekend. I'm loving that. Saturday night. You're finally gonna meet
my girlfriend. How she's going tobe backstage? She's coming. Yeah,
but she can be backstage, shecan be backstage. She's my, she's
she's my my, she's my Waita minute, wait stylist, Wait a
minute, wait a minute. Isthat approved by He said to me,

(06:56):
you haven't all accesass, don't you? I said, yeah. He was,
Okay, you're gonna score someone backstage? Really I didn't know that.
Yeah, well we've all access.You can score people with it. Oh
okay, so all this time Icould just I could bring people backstage.
Yeah, I mean, don't meanit hot, Okay, interesting, do
you bring wind walk back. Interesting. No, but I have like a

(07:19):
we have a dressing room. Nowwe do well, me and Lisa and
Gianna do. I arranged a dressingroom for the ladies to get ready.
We're having hair and makeup on site, so I haven't I have ade.
When did this all happen? Imade it happen because we have we don't
have, you know how we sometimeswe will have a lot of you know,

(07:39):
ten twelve artists. Yeah, there'snot enough dressing rooms. But because
they only have a handful of artists, we have extra dressing rooms. Oh
okay, what about Billy and Iyou can come hang out? No don't.
We don't get our own. No, that's fucked. If I would
have my own, I'd have amassage therapist in there. I have my
stretch girl in there, Jenna.I'd bring her in, you know.

(07:59):
But she's not going with her friend. She's coming alone. So I'm not
gonna sit outside like like you knowwhat I mean. She's not going to
watch the show. This girl likeslike Freddie Mercury and she she's just gonna
be a creep backstage for there thewhole time is she No, she'll go
but I'm just saying, like I'llprobably go there, I mean all around
the town. Yeah, well you'regonna oh yeah, well you do what

(08:20):
are you doing? Well? Wedo? Actually what am I doing?
You don't do anything? See,I'm working. What does it matter?
Like you can just go walk around. Used to do more, but then
now that my role has changed,I'm kind of just there to like,
you know, we go to seeclients, you know what I mean.
That's it. You have no joband you have all I am. Let

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me get this. You demanded adressing room. You're bringing your girlfriend back
stage in there. Yeah, andyou don't even have a job. You
don't even have a purpose to bebackstage. Yes I do. We're gonna
have to announce artists, right,Yeah, I'll have to go on stage
for that, right, but you'dbe backstage to go on stage, yes,
to come through the fucking pit.Yeah. And then I'm gonna have

(09:05):
to get some I'm gonna try toget a picture of Shaboozi. I don't
know, I want we gotta getpictures. I'll do backstage content. Well,
there you go. You can dosocial Yeah, I'm good for something.
It's nice because you know we haveto get all our hair and make
it done and then trapped through toget to Mansfield. It's just it.
We're gonna go hair and makeup onsite, right, you know right,

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I'll get a I'll get a fadelineup, We get my makeup art,
put makeup on. You do youwant a little for the T zone?
Everyone needs makeup? Thinking like alittle botox? Though I should? What
do you think? Yeah? Yousure, nurse, you know it is
a great dropox. Yeah you gotwrinkles, bitch, I know, Thank
you so much. Well, you'veseen a lot. You've seen a lot

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in your life. You know,the more wrinkles that you have, the
more experience experienced. That's what theysay. No, they don't look bad
though, it's only when you flexit. It's not like it's only they
don't standing wrinkles. I was justsaying, thought you were said to me
or not that you're gonna be like, oh, why she's got me?
You have nothing to do, You'rea loser. No, I don't know.
I don't have special I didn't knowyou had special permission. I asked

(10:16):
teach because I felt better. Idon't want her sitting out there by yourself
like it's not like she's going youknow what I mean? Right, well,
now I can now I know Ican bring my friends. Originally my
brother was going to go with herand like and like the girls, but
the girls don't want to go toI mean, they're seven and four.
Like if it was a little bitmore like a younger artist, I think
they would have come. But likethe girls are like, who's doja cat?

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Like? They're seven and four?You know what I mean? So
that was the original plan. Idon't think. I don't think those cats
might be not appropriate for them.I wouldn't want. I didn't want.
I wouldn't want my seven and fouryear old needs to be that. But
that was even no thing. She'sgoing to go with them. Now my
brother's not going, So that's I'mnot going to be an asshole. Yeah,
why are you so? Why areyou so? No moody, I'm

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not moody. You're gonna bring behind? Who are going to back with you?
Oh? I have a whole rowof friends. Who's coming? Oh,
I have a bunch of people.Don't make it hot. I don't
want to get and I gave ticketsto my friends. Listen, don't make
it hot. Bro, I'm not, but you know, if if the
opportunity to rises, I'm gonna takeyou. No, no, it's small
back there. I have one person. You're gonna be back to fucking twenty
five? What I said, Ihave one person with me. What are
you gonna try to bring back fifty? Oh no, no, no,

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no you can can you? Ohwait? Can you bring up multiple people?
No, that's what I'm saying.I'm bringing one person. No can
you? No, you can't.Can I bring my whole row? Dude,
the whole row? Because I haveJustin's row. No, I can
bring that. Who who's in yourfucking row? Who is in my row?
Just friends? Well I gave awaya pair for my charity punch for

(11:46):
Parkinson's. And then my friend Kelseyis going, and then another girl that
I know just friends, Oh,just girlfriends. Well no, they're actually
they're actually the girls of guys ofmy guy friends. Is your wife's not
coming? No? She has nointerest. Yeah, she only cares about
post malone honestly. No new kids, oh, and new kids. She

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wants to go to the August tenthshow and she loves Chris Brown, which
Oh I'm going? Are you?Did you got tickets. No, did
you give tickets out? Yeah?I go tickets growing from who Keisha?
Yeah? Oh I have to askhow about sit with me? Okay,
I will. Anyway, It's gonnabe a hot one today, so we
love that it's Did it rain yesterdaywhere you were, No, we had

(12:30):
thunderstorms. I did not. Yeah, tomorrow it's gonna definitely have some more
thunderstorms today though it's gonna be niceand hot in near ninety degrees, so
get out and enjoy. Anyway,we'll talk tomorrow about
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