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(00:00):
All right, we are live,well live for us and recorded likely for
you. It is the after showpodcast is likely. Okay, I'm just
it's called hyperbole. I learned fromBilly. Anyway, it's Justin and Winnie
and welcome in. Yeah, theshow just ended. It's a Monday morning,
and we jump in here. Weturn the mics on and we talked
(00:20):
some ship for a couple of minutes. And we can swear too, but
we tried out to be like twooffensive. Well I do when he doesn't
get Winnie real quick. So Idid forward you a video, a TikTok
or a reel of the Lucky Charm. I'm gonna try it. Yeah.
So you've been doing this thing onyour Instagram where you do like weird drinks
and stuff. I follow this kidon Instagram. His name is Tommy Winkler.
(00:41):
He's all over talking. Yeah,I know, he's super popular,
like he made he has a wholecareer just doing stupid food challenge. It'd
be like today, I'm only gonnaeat stuff with f yes. Yeah,
but he does have some some ofthem. Some of the stuff is really
stupid, but some of them isreally some of them are really interesting.
The hacks. He has a luckyCharms one where he puts the marshmallows in
the microwave and they expand. Iwill say I've seen him do things like
(01:06):
this before that were fake. Basicallythey didn't work. So I got a
debunk it. You should. Yeah, so we'll see how he did it.
But if it's true, the marshmallowsblow up, he says, eighteen
second to the microwave. No more, no less. I gotta try eighteen
seconds. That's all your wife,that's all she has. Billy and Lisa
in the Morning present a behind thescenes look into Boston's favorite morning show.
(01:30):
That's a little too much information,sayd my guys the after show podcast justin
And so we are thirteen days outwinning from my Aruba trip. Oh god,
I can't hear about it anymore.Yeah, fuck over with please.
This is gonna be magic time onthat island. We're gonna have so much
fun. It's gonna be awesome.No kids. So you know, my
(01:53):
my daughter's in a sleep regression.She's up screaming half the night, and
you're gonna leave her with your motherin law? Yes, And you know
my son's been on good behavior acouple of moments this weekend. But between
gem and not sleeping and able actingup, we're just like burnt out.
We cannot wait. By the way, your mother in law messaged me on
Instagram, No, I'm sorry onFacebook. I didn't open it. Should
(02:14):
I open it right now? Ihaven't opened it yet. It's probably something
stupid. Should I? Yeah?I think it's to invite you to something.
No, nanny would love to seethis concert. It's Earth Wind and
Fire. Oh my god, Iwould love to see Earth Winding Fire too.
Nanny. Notice how she doesn't askme, right, Well, I
just got a Jan Jackson. Idon't even know. I didn't even know
Earth when in Fire was was anyway, it doesn't understand that I work for
(02:36):
a top forty radio station, butlike I also feel like, where where
are they going to be? Ohit Spinny Center? Maybe? Yeah,
I don't know. We're not anoldies station. She doesn't mean I love
Earth Within Fire, don't get mewrong. So yeah, I don't know.
She doesn't ask. Oh shit,Actually Chicago and Earth Wind and Fire
(02:58):
are gonna be July twenty seven atMansfield. That's actually I might want to
go to that, So let meget this straight. Instead of getting her
tickets, you're gonna get yourself.No, I can't anymore. I don't
have a ticket guy, Yeah,I don't. I don't know if we
can get those. I don't knowif any of the stations on the cluster
would have those tickets. CLX,no mean Chicago maybe, isn't that classic?
(03:19):
They're not rock though? The softrocky? Are they soft rock Chicago?
I don't know. Really, Idon't know adult alternative. I don't
know what Chicago's considered. I considerit pop. I consider it like eighties
rock. Don't you it's not rock. Don't ever do that. Don't ever
do that again? What are wegonna do? We could buy tickets now,
(03:43):
I'm gonna be sad. Well.Yeah, so our promotions director,
his name is he. She isno longer with us. He has moved
on. He's alive, he is, he's in law. Okay, he's
no longer with us at iHeart.He has moved on. So that role
is currently empty. So I don'tknow what they're gonna do. They're gonna
fill it, who knows. Butin the introim, well, when he's
(04:06):
ticket connect and I had tickets thatwere promised to me by him that I
had won't have in my possession.You will never see those, luckily.
Luckily for me, I had nothingand in the pipe had nothing pending new
kids for my wife. But Ican just go through Billy to hit up
Donnie. I'm gonna do that anyway, to see if he can hook up
a meeting. Remember last time weactually got I remember one time we went
(04:27):
to New Kids on the Block atFenway, right, and we got tickets
from the label you know, throughhe did. They were better than mine.
Yeah, didn't you get it throughDonnie? Yeah? Yeah. And
my sister got her tickets through Donniebecause her best friends at Wahlberg and they
were like in the same section asus. I remember that, and I
remember saying to Jen on the wayin if fucking Fred has better seats than
(04:50):
I was directly in front of it, and your head was right in front
of me in mind no mine,we're from Joey mac whatever from my sister.
Okay, so is Joey Mack thenthe radio then my sister was like
two ahead of us for the Donnie. So Donnie has a little bit more
of an Joey yes, but sofor my wife her two. So the
(05:13):
three, the top three are postMalone, Ye, Chris Brown, Donnie
Wall. Well you got her toall three so far. Yeah. No,
those are men that she would rathersleep with than me, all five
new kids, even Johnny just Donnie. You said, did you say Donnie
Chris Brown post alone? Donnie isa DILF. I would fuck Donnie too.
White. That's coming from somebody whohas vanias. They're a little bit
(05:35):
too much. Johnny is a delf, but Mark and Mark's adelf too.
They're both both those brothers are verydilfy. Yeah. Yeah. Do you
consider yourself at dilf Not so much. No. I mean your wife likes
to fuck you, so technically you'readelft to her. You don't have to
take it to that level. Well, that's what it is, dad,
I like to fuck at DILF.I only have eyes for one woman,
(05:55):
and hopefully she only has eyes forme. No, she doesn't. She
has eyes for Chris Brown post Malone. That's right. The Chris Brown thing,
I don't get. It's more musicthough it's not. It's not a
sexual thing. Neither is post Malone. Donnie is definitely handsome, No,
he is, but she really loveshis music, and she probably obviously probably,
I don't know if she has.It wasn't been around for a while.
(06:18):
It came out like fifteen years No, it was like a good ten
plus years ago. She told mea story this weekend. I had known
about the story, but not neverthe details. But we were talking about
I forget how it came up.But she way before I was with her.
Right, she was working at agym. She was strung out on
drugs, obviously, so this isreally funny. So she hooked up with
(06:41):
this Puerto Rican kid. It's theonly Puerto Rican kids she'd ever been with.
Right, It was a one nightstand where she doesn't really even remember
if they hooked up. Here's whathappened. The kid was coming in and
he was flirting with her when hewould go to workout. She didn't work
out. She was just a frontdesk girl. So she strung out on
drugs and this kid's coming in andshe in her mind she thought like that
he must have been a drug dealerbecause he was. He lived in Lawrence,
(07:08):
from I gotta give it to her, like, yeah, all my
drug dealers came from Lawrence and theywere Dominican a Puerto Rican, which is
the way it was, right,So she starts a thing with him.
He asked her out on a Fridaynight. He says okay, and she
ended up meeting up with him,but she got so messed up that she
doesn't even really remember what she waslike. But she woke up the next
morning in his bed and when theywoke up, he was like, you
(07:30):
have to you have to leave,basically made her walk home. Turns out
he wasn't a drug dealer. Hewas a hardcore Christian kid. He was
like and he had to go tochurch. He's like, you have to
leave. He wasn't kicking around,he was saying, you have to leave.
I have to go to church.He was. He was a good
kid. And so I said toher, did you hook up with him?
And she said, I don't reallyremember. I don't remember. So
we ended up looking up on Facebook. Turns out he's a member of the
(07:54):
church down the street that we sometimesgo to. Okay, yeah, and
he's like, he's like married,he's very involved in the church. I'm
just like, you fucking tormented thispoor kid here he was he thought drugs,
That's really all she wanted, Yeah, when you're in that life,
that's so thank god we're not inthat life anymore. But yeah, the
poor poor kid. Okay, soremember how he said this wasn't gonna be
an offensive podcast? Are you areyou about to offend? It's the way
(08:18):
past it. We've already done it. Who have we offended? We just
said dil we said fuck, We'vesaid all these works you know, Oh
yeah, we said a lot.We do it. We don't do it
intentionally, but they do happen.It's just, you know, we're not
regulated by the FCC. But it'slike a Howard starting when Howard Starn left
regular radio to series he could swear, and he went on. He was
like, I'm not just going toswear for no reason. But then you
(08:39):
know you hear it swears. Fuckmy arm fucking kills. Okay, ah,
where are you ahead of Winnie?Ah? Thank you? Ah?
Sorry my god? It really,really, really this is what it's like
when you're thirty. Imagine when you'reforty. Bro, I don't want to
talk about it. Can we nottalk the way it's going to be?
I've had such a depressing weekend.I woke up yesterday with this fucking shoulder,
(09:01):
and I'm like, oh my god, I'm literally like from sleeping.
Yes, you can sleep on yourshoulder. It's very common, sleep on
it wrong, that's a very andI'm a sleeper's percent. They make it.
They make a side sleeper pillow.I'm gonna I'm gonna go. That's
where I'm gonna go right now andbuy one. There you go. Anyway,
we're back with a brand new week. If you missed the Kristian chinning
with this morning, she was reallygood in Boston. Shut about the show,
(09:22):
hut out her love for Boston slurpeesand Ariana Grande. So it's very
cool. Check that out. Andtomorrow morning we'll be back with another after
show podcast, Right Winny, yes, sir, all right, be well,
All right, we are live,well live for us and recorded likely for
you. It is the after showpodcast is likely. Okay, I'm just
it's called hyperbole. I learned fromBilly. Anyway, it's Justin and Winnie
and welcome in. Yeah, theshow just ended. It's a Monday morning,
and we jump in here. Weturn the mics on and we talked
(00:20):
some ship for a couple of minutes. And we can swear too, but
we tried out to be like twooffensive. Well I do when he doesn't
get Winnie real quick. So Idid forward you a video, a TikTok
or a reel of the Lucky Charm. I'm gonna try it. Yeah.
So you've been doing this thing onyour Instagram where you do like weird drinks
and stuff. I follow this kidon Instagram. His name is Tommy Winkler.
(00:41):
He's all over talking. Yeah,I know, he's super popular,
like he made he has a wholecareer just doing stupid food challenge. It'd
be like today, I'm only gonnaeat stuff with f yes. Yeah,
but he does have some some ofthem. Some of the stuff is really
stupid, but some of them isreally some of them are really interesting.
The hacks. He has a luckyCharms one where he puts the marshmallows in
the microwave and they expand. Iwill say I've seen him do things like
(01:06):
this before that were fake. Basicallythey didn't work. So I got a
debunk it. You should. Yeah, so we'll see how he did it.
But if it's true, the marshmallowsblow up, he says, eighteen
second to the microwave. No more, no less. I gotta try eighteen
seconds. That's all your wife,that's all she has. Billy and Lisa
in the Morning present a behind thescenes look into Boston's favorite morning show.
(01:30):
That's a little too much information,sayd my guys the after show podcast justin
And so we are thirteen days outwinning from my Aruba trip. Oh god,
I can't hear about it anymore.Yeah, fuck over with please.
This is gonna be magic time onthat island. We're gonna have so much
fun. It's gonna be awesome.No kids. So you know, my
(01:53):
my daughter's in a sleep regression.She's up screaming half the night, and
you're gonna leave her with your motherin law? Yes, And you know
my son's been on good behavior acouple of moments this weekend. But between
gem and not sleeping and able actingup, we're just like burnt out.
We cannot wait. By the way, your mother in law messaged me on
Instagram, No, I'm sorry onFacebook. I didn't open it. Should
(02:14):
I open it right now? Ihaven't opened it yet. It's probably something
stupid. Should I? Yeah?I think it's to invite you to something.
No, nanny would love to seethis concert. It's Earth Wind and
Fire. Oh my god, Iwould love to see Earth Winding Fire too.
Nanny. Notice how she doesn't askme, right, Well, I
just got a Jan Jackson. Idon't even know. I didn't even know
Earth when in Fire was was anyway, it doesn't understand that I work for
(02:36):
a top forty radio station, butlike I also feel like, where where
are they going to be? Ohit Spinny Center? Maybe? Yeah,
I don't know. We're not anoldies station. She doesn't mean I love
Earth Within Fire, don't get mewrong. So yeah, I don't know.
She doesn't ask. Oh shit,Actually Chicago and Earth Wind and Fire
(02:58):
are gonna be July twenty seven atMansfield. That's actually I might want to
go to that, So let meget this straight. Instead of getting her
tickets, you're gonna get yourself.No, I can't anymore. I don't
have a ticket guy, Yeah,I don't. I don't know if we
can get those. I don't knowif any of the stations on the cluster
would have those tickets. CLX,no mean Chicago maybe, isn't that classic?
(03:19):
They're not rock though? The softrocky? Are they soft rock Chicago?
I don't know. Really, Idon't know adult alternative. I don't
know what Chicago's considered. I considerit pop. I consider it like eighties
rock. Don't you it's not rock. Don't ever do that. Don't ever
do that again? What are wegonna do? We could buy tickets now,
(03:43):
I'm gonna be sad. Well.Yeah, so our promotions director,
his name is he. She isno longer with us. He has moved
on. He's alive, he is, he's in law. Okay, he's
no longer with us at iHeart.He has moved on. So that role
is currently empty. So I don'tknow what they're gonna do. They're gonna
fill it, who knows. Butin the introim, well, when he's
(04:06):
ticket connect and I had tickets thatwere promised to me by him that I
had won't have in my possession.You will never see those, luckily.
Luckily for me, I had nothingand in the pipe had nothing pending new
kids for my wife. But Ican just go through Billy to hit up
Donnie. I'm gonna do that anyway, to see if he can hook up
a meeting. Remember last time weactually got I remember one time we went
(04:27):
to New Kids on the Block atFenway, right, and we got tickets
from the label you know, throughhe did. They were better than mine.
Yeah, didn't you get it throughDonnie? Yeah? Yeah. And
my sister got her tickets through Donniebecause her best friends at Wahlberg and they
were like in the same section asus. I remember that, and I
remember saying to Jen on the wayin if fucking Fred has better seats than
(04:50):
I was directly in front of it, and your head was right in front
of me in mind no mine,we're from Joey mac whatever from my sister.
Okay, so is Joey Mack thenthe radio then my sister was like
two ahead of us for the Donnie. So Donnie has a little bit more
of an Joey yes, but sofor my wife her two. So the
(05:13):
three, the top three are postMalone, Ye, Chris Brown, Donnie
Wall. Well you got her toall three so far. Yeah. No,
those are men that she would rathersleep with than me, all five
new kids, even Johnny just Donnie. You said, did you say Donnie
Chris Brown post alone? Donnie isa DILF. I would fuck Donnie too.
White. That's coming from somebody whohas vanias. They're a little bit
(05:35):
too much. Johnny is a delf, but Mark and Mark's adelf too.
They're both both those brothers are verydilfy. Yeah. Yeah. Do you
consider yourself at dilf Not so much. No. I mean your wife likes
to fuck you, so technically you'readelft to her. You don't have to
take it to that level. Well, that's what it is, dad,
I like to fuck at DILF.I only have eyes for one woman,
(05:55):
and hopefully she only has eyes forme. No, she doesn't. She
has eyes for Chris Brown post Malone. That's right. The Chris Brown thing,
I don't get. It's more musicthough it's not. It's not a
sexual thing. Neither is post Malone. Donnie is definitely handsome, No,
he is, but she really loveshis music, and she probably obviously probably,
I don't know if she has.It wasn't been around for a while.
(06:18):
It came out like fifteen years No, it was like a good ten
plus years ago. She told mea story this weekend. I had known
about the story, but not neverthe details. But we were talking about
I forget how it came up.But she way before I was with her.
Right, she was working at agym. She was strung out on
drugs, obviously, so this isreally funny. So she hooked up with
(06:41):
this Puerto Rican kid. It's theonly Puerto Rican kids she'd ever been with.
Right, It was a one nightstand where she doesn't really even remember
if they hooked up. Here's whathappened. The kid was coming in and
he was flirting with her when hewould go to workout. She didn't work
out. She was just a frontdesk girl. So she strung out on
drugs and this kid's coming in andshe in her mind she thought like that
he must have been a drug dealerbecause he was. He lived in Lawrence,
(07:08):
from I gotta give it to her, like, yeah, all my
drug dealers came from Lawrence and theywere Dominican a Puerto Rican, which is
the way it was, right,So she starts a thing with him.
He asked her out on a Fridaynight. He says okay, and she
ended up meeting up with him,but she got so messed up that she
doesn't even really remember what she waslike. But she woke up the next
morning in his bed and when theywoke up, he was like, you
(07:30):
have to you have to leave,basically made her walk home. Turns out
he wasn't a drug dealer. Hewas a hardcore Christian kid. He was
like and he had to go tochurch. He's like, you have to
leave. He wasn't kicking around,he was saying, you have to leave.
I have to go to church.He was. He was a good
kid. And so I said toher, did you hook up with him?
And she said, I don't reallyremember. I don't remember. So
we ended up looking up on Facebook. Turns out he's a member of the
(07:54):
church down the street that we sometimesgo to. Okay, yeah, and
he's like, he's like married,he's very involved in the church. I'm
just like, you fucking tormented thispoor kid here he was he thought drugs,
That's really all she wanted, Yeah, when you're in that life,
that's so thank god we're not inthat life anymore. But yeah, the
poor poor kid. Okay, soremember how he said this wasn't gonna be
an offensive podcast? Are you areyou about to offend? It's the way
(08:18):
past it. We've already done it. Who have we offended? We just
said dil we said fuck, We'vesaid all these works you know, Oh
yeah, we said a lot.We do it. We don't do it
intentionally, but they do happen.It's just, you know, we're not
regulated by the FCC. But it'slike a Howard starting when Howard Starn left
regular radio to series he could swear, and he went on. He was
like, I'm not just going toswear for no reason. But then you
(08:39):
know you hear it swears. Fuckmy arm fucking kills. Okay, ah,
where are you ahead of Winnie?Ah? Thank you? Ah?
Sorry my god? It really,really, really this is what it's like
when you're thirty. Imagine when you'reforty. Bro, I don't want to
talk about it. Can we nottalk the way it's going to be?
I've had such a depressing weekend.I woke up yesterday with this fucking shoulder,
(09:01):
and I'm like, oh my god, I'm literally like from sleeping.
Yes, you can sleep on yourshoulder. It's very common, sleep on
it wrong, that's a very andI'm a sleeper's percent. They make it.
They make a side sleeper pillow.I'm gonna I'm gonna go. That's
where I'm gonna go right now andbuy one. There you go. Anyway,
we're back with a brand new week. If you missed the Kristian chinning
with this morning, she was reallygood in Boston. Shut about the show,
(09:22):
hut out her love for Boston slurpeesand Ariana Grande. So it's very
cool. Check that out. Andtomorrow morning we'll be back with another after
show podcast, Right Winny, yes, sir, all right, be well,
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