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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, here we go after show podcast. Justin Whinnie.
It's a Tuesday, and Whinnie, I'm going to see your
friend Nurse.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Fiona and my girl Sammy love her.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Laser hair removal. I'm on my fifth round already.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Bro, Can I tell you listen? I love them so much.
But I am saying this because my life has changed,
and I know your test too. Like I'm Lebanese, like
I'm Middle Eastern, I'm hairy, but my mom's white, so
I have light skin. I have dark dark hair on
light light skin and the amount of hair growth that
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I've had a shave in wax over my lifetime. In
the last couple of months, literally my legs gone, like
my I have the hairs. Fuck, you've seen my hair.
I got hairy legs, I got hairy everything.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Well, your parents really did a number on Lebanese and white.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah. Literally my like my dad's dark ass hair, my
mom's light ass white skin. It's the worst combination.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
That's it's I mean, it's great, it's great. And you know,
shout out to you because you you made it all happen.
You're welcome, ye, thank you, thank you for that. No,
I do I appreciate it, you know right now, guys,
I do, but yeah, it's it's it's really good. It's
the only thing that sucks. Is only one thing that
sucks is on laser hair removal day. I can't work out.
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Oh it's okay, and I can't call myself.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It's a good reason to chill.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
No heat, but I can do cold plant.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
So what are you gonna do today?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Because you'll be.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Home at what like one around one one thirty, So
I just literally just hang out.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
And Gema's at school there, right, she's at.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
School, so you can just chill, just chill. Yeah, yeah,
I'll pick up Gemma.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Sam What times Sam?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Not Sam? Abel?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
What times the able out of school?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Three forty five he gets off the bus or if
you pick him up at three? Yeah, but my.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Nieces get off at the bus like three twenty.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, but it's cool. The bus driverag just it's right
in front of my house. Oh yeah, so he just
when he first started going, you know, you had to
be out there. Now she just drops them off, get
off the bush.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
My nieces are down the street and they're crossing from
a main drag. So I have to, like, you know,
go because obviously they can't mean they could because at
that point the bus is shopping in the traffic, but
you know, it's like a couples down walking down at them.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
So yeah, I'm off to nurse Fiona and a really
crazy show today. Make sure you check out the podcast.
It was jam packed. Yeah, it was busy. And I
like the fact that, you know, obviously we had Riley
on and we're gonna have Mikey on. But I like
the fact obviously having Mikey on drunk would have been funny,
and he's with Grant and Juliana. You know, he's friends
with Juliana. But I think the whole thing about him
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not getting calm was funny too. Yeah, calling him he
didn't set as alarm. He's passed out drunk. We're trying
to get him. You know, it would have been better
if we got him. But the fact that you know,
that whole thing, I think is what makes a great show.
I feel like, you know, it's real time things like
you're listening like are they gonna get them? You're gonna
get him? And then we didn't, but it was still funny.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
We're live, baby, we are a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
And then Anissa sibby George obviously world deserved for Lisa. Yeah,
that was really cool. That was really cool for Lisa.
She does a lot of stuff at that book club.
You should read more when I know I should too.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Man, I went into her book club. I know you
didn't get to go, you got to watch it. I
went to her book club with Charlomagne, And honestly, being
in radio, Charlamagne is like a god. I know he's
called charlam and the God, but in radio he's really
like radio royalty. Like the stuff he's done in radio
is inspiring. So to hear him, to be able to
sit in the room and listen to him talk for
an hour and just hear his stories was truly like
such a pleasure to be there, like, and she made
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it happen.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Mm hmm. Yeah, yeah, she definitely is making it happen.
I grew up. My dad read a lot of books.
We had a bookshelf in the house. We have we
had bookshelves in my house. I didn't really go over
there though. You know, one of the first books I
took off as a kid from the bookshelf was born. Yep.
It was well, it was it was joking, it was
called the Joy of Sex. Oh, it's a legendary, like, yeah,
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it teaches you sex positions.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Your dad had that on the bookshel.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Your dad in my mom's bedroom. Yeah, I don't know.
It could have been both of theirs. But yeah, wait,
when did they divorce? Two thousand, nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
So they when you were growing up, they were they
were so married.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, they got married. Yeah, they got divorced. I was
a teenager. Yeah, he was a teenager when they got divorced.
So I remember them being together a relationship, not so
much when they when they drank, it was loving.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
It's so funny knowing both your parents.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
They're so opposite. Yeah, well, did I tell you what
happened at my dad's at the funeral? Oh? Did I
tell you about this? I'll tell you. I'll tell you
the story. Now I'll go at my grandmother's service. It
was down the street of the Maxual Conception, so it
was downstairs and downstairs chapel. So we get there, my
mom came, of course, it was your mother in law. Yep.
So we get there. My father is giving the eulogy,
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so I'm doing a reading. My cousin's doing a reading.
So yeah, so I get there. My aunt's like, my
aunt lives with my dad down the street. He lives
like right there. Yeah. She goes, can you call your
dad and tell him we're ready? It's like nine to
fifty five, and I'm like, what do you mean. She goes,
I told him before we left, Hey, we're leaving, but
he's not here, texting them, not responding. So that's service
starts to do to all the formalities, the readings, all
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that stuff. So now we're there, still not there. Now
it's like ten twenty and we're at the thing right
before the eulogy, and I'm like, so my cousin turns
me and she goes, will you do it with me?
We don't know what to do, and I'm like yeah.
So then what happened was the priest realized that my
dad wasn't there, so he just skipped over it and
went to the final thing after the eulogy and wrapped
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the service up.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
There was no eulogy for a one hundred and one year
old lady.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Wait, so we wrapped the whole thing up and we're like,
what the hell. So then we had a little thing
get together at Anthony's after. So now I start thinking
like bad things because my dad is he okay, yeah,
I know. He was really grieving, you know. So we
left and I was going to go buy the house.
So I go by the house. The doors are locked.
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I'm calling him, text him, not answering and banging on
the door. Nothing can't get in the house. So get
in the car to drive down to Anthony's. As we're
driving down, Abel in the back goes, oh, Papa right there,
And there he was with his suit walking down the
street with a notebook. So I pull up to him
and I'm like, what the hell and he's like, oh
my god. He locked his phone and his car keys
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in the house along with his keys. Oh, so he
couldn't he couldn't get in the house, he couldn't call,
and he couldn't get in his car in his drive.
So what he did was, when he realized it at ten,
he ran to the church. But when he went, he
didn't know it was downstairs. No one told him. So
he walks into the upstairs and it's completely empty. So
he's like, is it the right church? I don't know,
So then he left to walk to the other church
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somewhere else. And then when it wasn't there. He was
walking back to the house and that's when we found him.
I'm like, what is called?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Why didn't say him and your mom are fucking somewhere?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
No? No way?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Was she single again?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
No way? And now that.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
She's still okay to go, she told me, okay.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Thank you for it. But anyway, we had to get
together Anthony's and he gave the eulogy that it was beautiful.
I'm sure, yeah, it was emotional.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
You know.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
She was a great lady. Know something that she did.
I didn't know. She came here when she is forty
years old, okay, so that was nineteen sixty three, yeah, okay,
came here and lived in Cambridge, worked in the factories
all that stuff, my grandfather. But she helped so many immigrants,
Peruvians like her, other people that were coming in and
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she helped them get settled, get jobs just like she did,
you know what I mean. So she was really My
father said that when he was younger, he has these
memories of all these people at our house all the time,
you know, getting together, and they were all immigrants that
had just come to America and she was teaching them
English and teaching them this so she was a great
lady and one hundred and one years old. Great life.
So all right, Pete, all right, when I gotta go tomorrow,
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will be back with another after show. Make sure you
take the podcast for today for the regular show was
really walk on and tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Should I tease this tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I think tomorrow I'll share my story that happened to
me yesterday.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
The Karen story. Are you okay? Okay, here, Karen, we
know what it is. Well, let people decide tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Okay, So were we just gonna say tomorrow I'll tell
my story?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Would you want me to tell it?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
No? I don't want you to tell it now?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
No, I know. But I'm saying, like, you think people
are gonna think I'm a Karen? Yes, you think it's
gonna be a lot of hate. Mmmmm no.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
But people like to defend you too, so you have
your winning defenders, so don't worry. It'll be fine. Anyway,
we gotta go,