September 18, 2024 • 9 mins
On this weeks episode of the Slightly Messy Show Mike and Meaghan talk about how jealous Meaghan was that Mike went on an anniversary trip with his wife, Ali. Listen to hear where Mike went... hint it's a place Meaghan has always wanted to go, but has never been.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I have a problem, Michael, and I am so sorry
that you faced part of it. There is one joy
of being single with no kids, and it's I have
no real responsibilities.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Go.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
This is the slightly messy Show with Mike and Megan.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
State means a messy show, Messy, messy Mican Megan.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's a slightly messy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Show with Mike and Magan.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
We're gonna force this one. This one's gonna be quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick,
quick quick.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Today talking about uh, shitty souvenirs, and I don't think
shitty souvenirs, but at first off, I wanted to show off.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Since we're gonna talk a little bit, this is a
is it mordor? I feel like I'm saying that round.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
It's not mortal, that's fucking Lord of the Rings. I'm
so fucking pissed that you might.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh, it's Mortar's map, Madars map, Mortar.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yes it is. It's the map where it shows the
little it says it on the shirt.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
You can't read.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Clearly, you didn't read the books or even probably watch
the movie or.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I watched every single movie.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
It's the map where you could see who's walking in
the cat or in the in the school and you
can see their feet and you can see and I
bought the shirt specifically because it was that and when
you go into the sunlight, all of those things show
up on this shirt.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
That's very cool. It's the Mortors map, It's the Marauders map.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
That's what I said.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
That's not what you said, bitch.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I'm so mad that I saw you post. You and
Allie went on a trip I think for an anniversary.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Right, yes, yeah, wedding anniversary.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
You went to Universal and you went to Harry Potter
World without me, And everybody knows I'm more important.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
As espouse to her than you are.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
And you didn't invite me along, so you didn't want
to go with me. You wanted to go with her. Correct,
So you're really mad at her.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I could never be mad at.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
So I uh, we planned this weekend to go to Florida,
and I genuinely thought she was going to be more
into going to because we went to like the Anna
Marie Island, Sarasota area, went like to shop, did adult things.
We went to shops and we went to we went
out to dinner. Yeah, yeah, we were to like grown
(02:15):
up stuff. We went out to dinner at a like
a fancy restaurant. Hey yeah, yeah, yeah, And I thought
she was going to be way more into that then
the Harry the Harry Potter thing was was more like, Hey,
I think this would be fun because we don't have
the kids with us, and would you want to do it?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
And she was like, of course I would.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I read the books and I watched the movies with
She actually has read all the books too, bought my
daughter all the books. We're just waiting for my daughter
to catch up and then we're gonna take the kids there.
But so I didn't think she was genuinely going to
be excited about this, and we ended up going for
two days to Halloween Horror Nights and then to Harry
Potter Wold.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I could not get her to leave Harry Potter Wold.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
There was nothing, There was nothing else in that hole
entime because it's split up into two parks. I didn't
know its split up into two parks, and I could
not get her to leave the area. We rode every
single ride we could, We walked through all.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
It was incredible, incredible. I have I get like motion sickness.
I thought I was gonna puke in this and like
two of the rides, but didn't stop. I'm doing this.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
What did you get me?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Definitely we got to a Harry Potter wand already it
was like a t move wand though it was like,
really it was not the size it was supposed it's
like a key chanin. It was supposed to be a
life size wand I loved that.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
And I also loved my Dick book marks that your
wife got me. I love that. I love her.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Because we always share book recommendations. But I heard you
had some problems getting them for your kids though, right.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Uh yeah, oh yeah yeah. So we I was sent
to go get.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
The the souvenirs because we were in line. My wife's like, hey,
we go get the souvenirs for the kids. And I'm like, well,
I think we both should do that. She's like, no,
just get them some key change, you know what they like.
I'm not gonna get them cheak key change. And so
she ends up convincing me to go do it, and
I bigrud, go do this and then decide, you know what,
I'm gonna get them what I think they'll really want.
(04:04):
So I did get my daughter a keychain. I got
our Harry Potter keychain. But I also got my son
a minion. Oh it's not even have it in the
building with me right now, A minion's fart gun.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
No joke, it just farts.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
You didn't get that for your son. You got that
for you.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Oh it's it's it's here in the building with me
right now. I wish, I wish we had time. I'd
go run to the other room and grab it. But
it literally just goes.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
So a bunch of different ones right every time.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
People, and it has a smell to it. And yeah,
so we're sitting there watching like I think inside out
to yesterday, the most like beautiful part of the movie.
People are like in my house are crying, just super sentimental,
and in the corner is Violo playing with his little gun.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
See it's funny now, but in four days, you're really
gonna regret that.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I love it because they last, they'll it'll it'll be
the toy that those bubbles last maybe half an hour,
but like the fart gun is gonna last three years
at lifetime.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Who do you have to get souvenirs for? Am I
supposed to get like everybody.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Or the people who like, like I would have got
you one.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
No, I didn't want anything. I want to go to
Harry Potter Roll. I'm so incredibly jealous. I on my
techi no, on my tik talk. I have been seeing
a bunch of like build your own lightsabers at Disney. Yeah,
and there Ola Vanders has like a wand shop where
you can have the experience of like getting your wanes. Yeah,
and I want that experience very very very badly, And
(05:39):
I really want to do the food. Everybody says the
food at Harry Potter World is amazing.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Uh. The we got so we had sweets, but we
also had like a chicken dinner. Chicken dinner was mad
at mad bat. We went to the Leaky Cauldron Matt Best,
but we also went there during the Halloween horror nights,
so it wasn't technically like everything. It was almost like
it was just like leftover stuff that they had, So
I don't the food might be great. The sweets are incredible.
I got like a chocolate frog or something. And then
(06:06):
the wand is cool as shit. We didn't do it.
So we walked through and looked at everything. You could
customize your own wand and you can do it, but
the wands actually activate things throughout the entire place, so
for like kids and adults, you can literally this is
why we're gonna take our kids and do it. We
didn't do it purposely so we could take the kids
(06:26):
back and do this because everything you see, kids you see,
adults you see. I've never felt more seen in a
play because I thought, walking in, it's gonna be a
bunch of little kids like playing with it, but I
didn't factor in like it's it's our generation. Yeah, it's
us Hell, yeah it is.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I wonder how much of the HBO series is going
to influence the park because they're redoing Harry Potter for HBO.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Is that the guy who played uh serious playing Dumbledore now,
is he?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
That would be Gary Oldman. That'd be great, that would
be really really good.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
And I'm wondering how they're gonna incorporate the original cast
as like a nod to being like we're all the
same family. But I hope it brings in like a
new generation of kids to the franchise because I feel like, weirdly,
Harry Potter was so popular for like fifteen twenty years
and then it kind of just died off where Star
Wars still brings in new fans.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I don't know if Harry Potter does.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
So I'm hoping this HBO series like brings in a
new group of people.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Do you think that with that along with that too,
that they redo not redo movies, but add to them.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Oh, yes, the same cast, I hope.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
So there's nothing that made me anger.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
There's like one big portion of the books that was
left out of the movies. And I get the books
got huge at some point, like they were massive, massive books,
and you have like essentially two and a half hours
for a movie, so you have to cut things out.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
I totally get that.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
But there was one theme in the book which was
Hermione would fight for elf rights because elves are like
essentially slave the of the Wizarding World.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
And they completely left that out.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Of the movies, and I'm I was never sure why
because it was such a big part of her character
that I really hope.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
They include that in the television series.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yeah, that would be awesome, I think.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
So after this, because I know we gotta do a
quick one today, we should have people comment or dms
or whatever at Megan Maker at on air, Mike what movie,
what is your like a movie that you would love
to see in like a Universal or like a Disney
if you could pick, any movie could have its own world.
Because this and they're they're adding to it, like my
wife has been sending me tiktoks. They're adding to the
(08:36):
Harry Potter world. They're adding a whole nother like area.
But on top of that, one of the rides is
like an elevator type of ride where you're riding down
in the elevator, but you're actually spinning through all these
different worlds.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Cool.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I don't know if this is kind of morbid or not,
but hunger games would be fun.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, like a very American gladiator style where you have
to make it through it.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
It would be fun. It would be like it would
be fun.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I like you do you have one right off the
top of your dome.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I would like to see because again a little more bid,
but I think the world would be kind of cool
if like zombies took over, or like robots took over,
so like a terminator or like a recent zombie movie.
I can't think of one off the top of my
head where it's like you gotta you gotta walk through
the war, the New World Dead, perfect, perfect, Yeah, yeah,
I think that would be great.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
What would you add to it? Comment DM at Megan
Mack or at on air Mic. Damn it, it's a
slightly missy show up.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Pathetic, absolutely pathetic. Love the show.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
You guys are doing a great job with Mike and Megan,
even on a short one.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
We still have to find a way to fuck up
somewhere
I have a problem, Michael, and I am so sorry
that you faced part of it. There is one joy
of being single with no kids, and it's I have
no real responsibilities.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Go.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
This is the slightly messy Show with Mike and Megan.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
State means a messy show, Messy, messy Mican Megan.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's a slightly messy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Show with Mike and Magan.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
We're gonna force this one. This one's gonna be quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick,
quick quick.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Today talking about uh, shitty souvenirs, and I don't think
shitty souvenirs, but at first off, I wanted to show off.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Since we're gonna talk a little bit, this is a
is it mordor? I feel like I'm saying that round.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
It's not mortal, that's fucking Lord of the Rings. I'm
so fucking pissed that you might.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh, it's Mortar's map, Madars map, Mortar.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yes it is. It's the map where it shows the
little it says it on the shirt.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
You can't read.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Clearly, you didn't read the books or even probably watch
the movie or.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I watched every single movie.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
It's the map where you could see who's walking in
the cat or in the in the school and you
can see their feet and you can see and I
bought the shirt specifically because it was that and when
you go into the sunlight, all of those things show
up on this shirt.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
That's very cool. It's the Mortors map, It's the Marauders map.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
That's what I said.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
That's not what you said, bitch.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I'm so mad that I saw you post. You and
Allie went on a trip I think for an anniversary.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Right, yes, yeah, wedding anniversary.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
You went to Universal and you went to Harry Potter
World without me, And everybody knows I'm more important.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
As espouse to her than you are.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
And you didn't invite me along, so you didn't want
to go with me. You wanted to go with her. Correct,
So you're really mad at her.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I could never be mad at.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
So I uh, we planned this weekend to go to Florida,
and I genuinely thought she was going to be more
into going to because we went to like the Anna
Marie Island, Sarasota area, went like to shop, did adult things.
We went to shops and we went to we went
out to dinner. Yeah, yeah, we were to like grown
(02:15):
up stuff. We went out to dinner at a like
a fancy restaurant. Hey yeah, yeah, yeah, And I thought
she was going to be way more into that then
the Harry the Harry Potter thing was was more like, Hey,
I think this would be fun because we don't have
the kids with us, and would you want to do it?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
And she was like, of course I would.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I read the books and I watched the movies with
She actually has read all the books too, bought my
daughter all the books. We're just waiting for my daughter
to catch up and then we're gonna take the kids there.
But so I didn't think she was genuinely going to
be excited about this, and we ended up going for
two days to Halloween Horror Nights and then to Harry
Potter Wold.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I could not get her to leave Harry Potter Wold.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
There was nothing, There was nothing else in that hole
entime because it's split up into two parks. I didn't
know its split up into two parks, and I could
not get her to leave the area. We rode every
single ride we could, We walked through all.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
It was incredible, incredible. I have I get like motion sickness.
I thought I was gonna puke in this and like
two of the rides, but didn't stop. I'm doing this.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
What did you get me?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Definitely we got to a Harry Potter wand already it
was like a t move wand though it was like,
really it was not the size it was supposed it's
like a key chanin. It was supposed to be a
life size wand I loved that.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
And I also loved my Dick book marks that your
wife got me. I love that. I love her.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Because we always share book recommendations. But I heard you
had some problems getting them for your kids though, right.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Uh yeah, oh yeah yeah. So we I was sent
to go get.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
The the souvenirs because we were in line. My wife's like, hey,
we go get the souvenirs for the kids. And I'm like, well,
I think we both should do that. She's like, no,
just get them some key change, you know what they like.
I'm not gonna get them cheak key change. And so
she ends up convincing me to go do it, and
I bigrud, go do this and then decide, you know what,
I'm gonna get them what I think they'll really want.
(04:04):
So I did get my daughter a keychain. I got
our Harry Potter keychain. But I also got my son
a minion. Oh it's not even have it in the
building with me right now, A minion's fart gun.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
No joke, it just farts.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
You didn't get that for your son. You got that
for you.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Oh it's it's it's here in the building with me
right now. I wish, I wish we had time. I'd
go run to the other room and grab it. But
it literally just goes.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
So a bunch of different ones right every time.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
People, and it has a smell to it. And yeah,
so we're sitting there watching like I think inside out
to yesterday, the most like beautiful part of the movie.
People are like in my house are crying, just super sentimental,
and in the corner is Violo playing with his little gun.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
See it's funny now, but in four days, you're really
gonna regret that.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I love it because they last, they'll it'll it'll be
the toy that those bubbles last maybe half an hour,
but like the fart gun is gonna last three years
at lifetime.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Who do you have to get souvenirs for? Am I
supposed to get like everybody.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Or the people who like, like I would have got
you one.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
No, I didn't want anything. I want to go to
Harry Potter Roll. I'm so incredibly jealous. I on my
techi no, on my tik talk. I have been seeing
a bunch of like build your own lightsabers at Disney. Yeah,
and there Ola Vanders has like a wand shop where
you can have the experience of like getting your wanes. Yeah,
and I want that experience very very very badly, And
(05:39):
I really want to do the food. Everybody says the
food at Harry Potter World is amazing.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Uh. The we got so we had sweets, but we
also had like a chicken dinner. Chicken dinner was mad
at mad bat. We went to the Leaky Cauldron Matt Best,
but we also went there during the Halloween horror nights,
so it wasn't technically like everything. It was almost like
it was just like leftover stuff that they had, So
I don't the food might be great. The sweets are incredible.
I got like a chocolate frog or something. And then
(06:06):
the wand is cool as shit. We didn't do it.
So we walked through and looked at everything. You could
customize your own wand and you can do it, but
the wands actually activate things throughout the entire place, so
for like kids and adults, you can literally this is
why we're gonna take our kids and do it. We
didn't do it purposely so we could take the kids
(06:26):
back and do this because everything you see, kids you see,
adults you see. I've never felt more seen in a
play because I thought, walking in, it's gonna be a
bunch of little kids like playing with it, but I
didn't factor in like it's it's our generation. Yeah, it's
us Hell, yeah it is.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I wonder how much of the HBO series is going
to influence the park because they're redoing Harry Potter for HBO.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Is that the guy who played uh serious playing Dumbledore now,
is he?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
That would be Gary Oldman. That'd be great, that would
be really really good.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
And I'm wondering how they're gonna incorporate the original cast
as like a nod to being like we're all the
same family. But I hope it brings in like a
new generation of kids to the franchise because I feel like, weirdly,
Harry Potter was so popular for like fifteen twenty years
and then it kind of just died off where Star
Wars still brings in new fans.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I don't know if Harry Potter does.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
So I'm hoping this HBO series like brings in a
new group of people.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Do you think that with that along with that too,
that they redo not redo movies, but add to them.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Oh, yes, the same cast, I hope.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
So there's nothing that made me anger.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
There's like one big portion of the books that was
left out of the movies. And I get the books
got huge at some point, like they were massive, massive books,
and you have like essentially two and a half hours
for a movie, so you have to cut things out.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
I totally get that.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
But there was one theme in the book which was
Hermione would fight for elf rights because elves are like
essentially slave the of the Wizarding World.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
And they completely left that out.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Of the movies, and I'm I was never sure why
because it was such a big part of her character
that I really hope.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
They include that in the television series.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yeah, that would be awesome, I think.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
So after this, because I know we gotta do a
quick one today, we should have people comment or dms
or whatever at Megan Maker at on air, Mike what movie,
what is your like a movie that you would love
to see in like a Universal or like a Disney
if you could pick, any movie could have its own world.
Because this and they're they're adding to it, like my
wife has been sending me tiktoks. They're adding to the
(08:36):
Harry Potter world. They're adding a whole nother like area.
But on top of that, one of the rides is
like an elevator type of ride where you're riding down
in the elevator, but you're actually spinning through all these
different worlds.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Cool.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I don't know if this is kind of morbid or not,
but hunger games would be fun.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, like a very American gladiator style where you have
to make it through it.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
It would be fun. It would be like it would
be fun.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I like you do you have one right off the
top of your dome.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I would like to see because again a little more bid,
but I think the world would be kind of cool
if like zombies took over, or like robots took over,
so like a terminator or like a recent zombie movie.
I can't think of one off the top of my
head where it's like you gotta you gotta walk through
the war, the New World Dead, perfect, perfect, Yeah, yeah,
I think that would be great.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
What would you add to it? Comment DM at Megan
Mack or at on air Mic. Damn it, it's a
slightly missy show up.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Pathetic, absolutely pathetic. Love the show.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
You guys are doing a great job with Mike and Megan,
even on a short one.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
We still have to find a way to fuck up
somewhere
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