Woke With Kids
Adult conversations about a world out of touch with its inner child. Weekly discussions on politics, culture and parenting. Hold us accountable at wokewithkids.com.
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Ep 132 | Bombs over Baghdad, Puerto Rico Shakedown, Australia Burns... no worries, this is normal...
Yep, we're back again. Again.
- Trump assassinates Iranian general
- Iran downs Ukranian civilian jet
- Australia is on fire
- Puerto Rico is all shook up
- Taiwan is fighting the empire
- Trump is trumping
- Intersex is the new uncircumcised
- Mike Tyson's kids don't date black people
Don't worry. This is normal.
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Hey Kiddos, Mom and Dad are back with another episode to ring in the new year. Who knows when we'll be back, so make this one count!
But also, if you really want to convince us to make more episodes, leave a 5-star review on Apple Music and Spotify or send us a friendly email at wokewithkids@gmail.com.
You already know how huge Star Wars was for us as a story of one kid's stand against an impossibly evil empire. This one is all about Skywalker and the closing chapter of one our most beloved and controversial franchises. May the Force be with us on this one.
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
WWK: Want top 10 songs about Trump?
Nobody: Uh...
WWK: You're welcome.
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Why do we do this every year? Why do we feel the need to count down yet another volume of our favorite songs about liars, megalomaniacs, con-artists, racists, gluttons and puppets? Listen and find out. Thanks again to the incredibly astute and magnanimous Nyaze Vincent for his turn in the barrel, talking songs for you know wh...
The Bottom Line
- Kap gets to work out in front of NFL Teams
- White Woman body slammed in a parking lot after calling employees a Nigga
- Good Times is Returning for a Live Holiday episode
- Dean Martin's Daughter is upset with John Legend over his re-do of Baby Its Cold Outside
Main Topics
TI is checking his daughter's vagina to ensure she is pure- Toxic masculinity as its finest
- The many things wrong with this including going ...
On Episode 81 we discuss the new Kanye West release, Final Trailer for Rise of Skywalker, Tyler Perry hosting the Debates, Black Face Pumpkins causing issues for some in the culture and so much more! Good content to make your Hump Day less bumpy. Subscribe, Listen and Review.
This isn't a real episode, it's just me, Dad, checking in. You good? Did you brush your teeth? Good. Well, let's talk about those debates for a sec, shall we? And then let's talk about why those debates matter.
We'll be back with full episodes soon! Write to wokewithkids@gmail.com if you miss us. Believe me, that's the only way Mel is going to do these more often!
Too many democrats
John Bolton decides enough is enough
Black girls can't swim... because of their butts
ACLU opposes banning child marriage... for reasons.
Felicity Huffman is sentenced to a slap on the purse.
And Paul Mooney's sons both say their dad definitely didn't do bad things Richard Pryor's then teenage son. So that settles that. That's something we never have to bring up again.
Oh and there's no gay gene, so you won't eve...
Episode 75 | We Come From Bad News
Bottom Line (Trending Topics)
· ASAP Rocky finally free but found guilty in Sweden.
· Angela Bassett turns 61
· Toni Morrison passes
Main Topics
Jay Z facing Reasonable Doubt from some of the public about his new Partnership with the NFL
· Do you think this helps or hurts the overall cause around Social Awareness for People of Color?
· How do we see this playing out based upon what we know curren...
Terrorism Made in the USA, Jeffrey Epstein's Infuriating Escape, & Toni Morrison Transcends Physical Universe.
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It's not racism, it's anxiety.
Gun massacres replace officially replace baseball as America's past time.
The Dems are about to do it again. Biden's got the lead, but Kamala's closing in for the kill.
Mueller testified but the hallelujah choir is muted.
Magic 8 ball, are we gonna impeach? Outcome is cloudy.
Is it getting hot in here, or has the heat wave hit you yet?
OMG, I think the prez is totes racist! Also, have you like watched that totally sad movie about the kids and the case of mistaken identity? Yeah, in the end they get confused for human beings. R. Kelly is back in jail with no bond and ASAP Rocky is still in Swedish jail for defending himself--justice is fickle. In better news, NYC totally backs your natural curl patterns and the rhinos are humping their way back to sustainability i...
Kamala looks like she might be able to do it as Biden bites it in his first debate. The women's soccer team keeps winning on field but losing at the bank but Megan is our bae. ASAP Rocky gets locked up in Sweden and the conditions are oddly jail-ish. I thought they were the nice ones, right?
I will update this tomorrow. We talked about everything. Just listen. What else you got to do but wait for oil prices to skyrocket?
Trump is in England. It's very classy and beautiful. While he's away, the GOP is finally considering at long last possibly if pressed and it's really, really necessary--they might push back on Trump's newly announced tariffs on Mexico. They are the party of trade, after all. Just like the Dems are the party of the people. Right? Well, the people want impeachment. We're waiting...
VA Beach is the latest scene of gun violence. 12 peo...
The incels attack women's right to give life freely, Ben Carver's Freudian slip reveals deep-seated internalized white supremacy and shame, while we present definitive, conclusive, ultimate evidence for who will absolutely be our next President. Hint: They're running.
Florida arms teachers and absolutely nothing will go wrong if precedent holds in that fair state of enlightenment.
John Singleton assured a generation of kids that someone knew, someone showed, and someone cared. He will be dearly missed.
William Barr gets perforated by possible president Senator Kamala Harris, then decides to ignore a subpoena from Congress, setting up a standoff that threatens the balance of our coequal branch...
It's Ep 120 (can you even?) and there are so many new things to talk about tonight. Your boy Jussie is probably feeling a lot like your boy Trump: very vindicated by murky dismissals of crimes that may or may not have been done, but who cares, because that's old news. Mueller finally dropped his report and boy was it a dud. Nobody cares. Especially not us hoi polloi who will never get to read it along with his tax returns that we h...
.Headazz News
Reports say Robert Mueller could conclude his Trump-Russia investigation next week
www.vox.com/2019/2/20/18233483/…stigation-next-week
Bernie is Back
www.nytimes.com/2019/02/20/us/pol…-fundraising.html
Coast Guard Officer Plotted to Kill Democrats and Journalists, Prosecutors Say
www.nytimes.com/2019/02/20/us/chr…-coast-guard.html
A foreign disinformation campaign is targeting Democrats ahead of 2020, report says
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