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(00:00):
But Dick loudon, Bob Newhart haspassed away at the age of what was
it ninety three? I was familiarninety four, ninety four. Sorry,
I was familiar with Bob Newhart.He had a show in the nineties.
He would cameo on and I thinkhe was on Murphy Brown occasionally. But
(00:25):
what really blew him up for mygeneration was two thousand and the movie Elf.
For those of us forty forty,forty one, forty two, late
the great the Grandpa's and grandma's andthe millennials, that's how we really fell
in love with Bob Newhart was fromhim narrating Elf back in the day.
(00:47):
Yep, yep. There were aseries of the way that they put it.
I'm trying to find because I wasreading the article. His publicist is
saying he passed away. There wasthat gonet Where did he go? He
died at his Los Angeles home aftera series of short illnesses, and his
(01:07):
longtime publicist is you know, quotedas saying here but you know Chicago guy
And won Grammy Awards for Album ofthe Year and Best New Artist for his
nineteen sixty breakthrough record, The ButtonDown Mind of Bob Newhart an icon and
he's gone. So there he iscasting away at NIMES. I'm surprised they
(01:30):
haven't, you know, I said, I, Oh, the cause of
death has not been determined. Thecause of death was the fact he was
ninety three years old. Yeah,ninety four, but yeah before whatever.
But yeah, I mean at thatage, it's a pretty good run,
right. I remember when I rememberwhen was a John Glenn's wife passed?
(01:52):
Was she one hundred and one hundredand one? They are like, no
cause of death has been Yeah,one hundred and one. That's your cause
of death. That you know whatI'm saying speaking of one hundred and one?
Was he one hundred and four?The guy last night the military that
said he would re enlist, dude, that guy Trump badass? Yeah,
that guy was some savage badass.Hey, let's bring in Maheck Cook,
(02:14):
who is live at the Republican NationalConvention. Were you in were you in
the forum when he spoke last night? By chance, Maheck, I was
in the area. I've been doinginterview after interview, so it's been crazy.
Uh. Yeah, First of all, thank you very much for joining
us, and you, Sah,are you a little bit horse or is
(02:35):
that? Hopefully are you okay?Hopefully you just sound I know it's been
a crazy week though, right,Well, it has been, and I'm
sorry I am talking very quietly.There's certain areas that are still going on
in terms of stats and things,and I just really wanted to join and
say hello and tell you it's beenamazing to be from Ohio. Yeah,
(02:57):
and I just saw you just sentme a text. I just all that,
So no problem, We'll make sureand get you out because I know
you've got a bunch of stuff goingon, but just wanted to check in
with you and say, boy,tonight is going to be something else.
The main event. We're going tosee the Man of the Hour speak and
officially accept the nomination and so on. But this is going to be fun
to watch tonight. We've had whatan amazing week to watch the unity that
(03:22):
we've talked about and to see theRepublican Party kind of coming together, if
you will, and it's just beenit's just been really really it's just been
amazing. And I'm really jealous thatyou got to be there all week,
but I'm happy for you, Welazer. I think the unity has been infectious
to see so many people come togetherunless the faith of the Republican Party is
(03:44):
changing. There are so many demographics, there's so many unique people. There
are everyday Americans that are raising yourhands that say I want to be part
of the movement about returning America togreatness. We are so excited to see
President Trump speak today. And remember, I think I've said this, he
put his fist in the air secondafter being shot in the out fight by
(04:08):
fight that was unscripted. Blazer,that's the man we're going to see on
stage. That's who we need inthe White House given the devastating economic impact
Ohioans are facing daily. Hey,my, heck, it's Josh. Thanks
for joining us. Wanted to say, what did you think of JD's speech
last night? I thought he soundedyoung. I thought he sounded positive,
(04:30):
He sounded vibrant, he sounded invigorated, he sounded competent, strong, as
Blazer said, and got to,you know, share a little bit of
his story. And I think Ithink the full spirit of Ohio was on
display for the nation last night.Emailed it. He is young, he
is vibrant, he is competent,he is the faith of future generations.
(04:53):
And what's so interesting is that jd. Vance is going to be a force
multiplier for people to enter the party. He is going to carry on a
message of prosperity because he came fornothing, never acted like a victim,
and became something. And that's theOhio worker all day, every day.
So we have a presence on nationalstage. Jdie Van said he's not turning
(05:16):
his back on any one of us, and that means that we have a
fighter in the White House. Icouldn't be more proud to be in ohioan
in the convention and truly talk topeople as they root for the state of
Ohio and for the nation. Yeah, this is great, this is great.
Do you gotta go? I don'twant to. I know you have
sixteen things going on, So ifyou got to go, we can cut
(05:39):
you loose. I think I'm gonnahave to hop off, but I will
check back in, if not tomorrow, next week, just to do a
recap. I would absolutely appreciate theopportunity. Absolutely very cool media commentator for
Americans for Prosperity and Newsmax. Maheckcook, maheck be safe and we'll be
watching tonight. Thanks for joining us, jam, thanks so much. We'll
(05:59):
see. Yeah, she's got likea whole bunch of stuff going on.
And she actually texted me right aswe were going on saying, hey,
I need to do, you know, kind of expedite the whole thing.
I didn't know how long we wouldhave with her, but that's really cool.
You can hear it's nuts in thebackground. I mean we got everything
we needed. Quite frankly, Imean it's you know, I just like,
I'm going home tonight, Like I'mnot. I'm not going out.
(06:24):
You know. I thought maybe becauseI know baseball, there's a couple of
things. Baseball Reds are back tonight. They're in Washington play the National I
was going to go out, maybemaybe get a cocktail, and like,
no, I want to start watchingthe lineup speak tonight. Yeah, at
the convention. So you know,obviously Trump is scheduled to go tonight.
He will officially accept the nomination fromthe Republican Party. I got to tell
(06:44):
you, the one I'm really reallyfired up for is the one the only
brother I can't even do it justicebut but but here is one of the
people that will be speaking tonight.I'm really looking forward to this see thank
god. Donald Trump's hawk imani act. I don't know enough to my dog,
(07:05):
his materialistic possessions. Hang on tothe life of kids. Dog paddle
with his life all the way tosafety. But Donald's if something happens,
you run out of gas, youknow, all those little hull comaniacs run
out of gas. Just hang onto the largest back in the world.
Dog baddles that strum all of usto safety. Shop. Oh, I
(07:28):
beg you Hawk Hagan. Let's getback to action. Haull Cogan is.
That is an actual live wrestling promoahead of WrestleMania five, which was at
Trump Plaza in Atlantic City, andit was this was preceding hal Cogan trying
to get his World championship back fromthe Macho an that happened in nineteen eighty
(07:49):
nine. That's a real thing.That's why they've known each other a long
time. They have known each othera long time, and hal Cogan has
been a lifelong Republican. So thefight tonight is a long one. As
you can imagine. There are alot of people slated to speak, and
you pointed out, you know,the one and only Dana White, who
(08:09):
is the CEO of Ultimate Fighting Championship. We see him, We see Trump
at all of those different events.Oh yeah, he walks into the arenas.
Trump walks into the arenas usually withDana, usually Kid Rock is uh
Tyson. I mean it is sofun to watch the people go crazy in
these arenas. And so this isa celeberty Stoney folks might Tyson incredible celebrity
(08:35):
Kid Rock absolutely unbelievable. We havethe best celebrities, Democrat, they see
we have celebrity. You're boring,They're not They're not good. They're not
good people. So Dana slated togo between eight and nine pm. This
is Central time, which means itwill be between nine and ten our time
according to this, and uh,Trump's going is, oh, he's going
(08:58):
to speak for that long or hegoes on at ten he will be He's
given he's been given to eleven thirtyten o'clock hour time or eleven o'clock Central
time, No ten Our time,ten o'clock Our time, which is nine
o'clock Central. Okay, so he'sspeaking from ten to eleven thirty tonight.
So we have Tucker's gonna go uptoday tonight. I I'm really interested to
(09:20):
see when is Tucker speak. Tuckeris uh seven to seven thirty Central time,
so that would be eight to eightthirty hour time, So they're an
hour earlier than us in Milwaukee Centraltime Milliwauker, so eight to eight thirty
our time. And so Tucker's gonnaspeak and then Haul Cogan, like we
(09:41):
said, will be from eight betweeneight thirty and nine o'clock hour time.
He's coming out to it. He'sgot to come out to the theme music.
Right, you would hope that wholearena will do You think they'll let
him do that since Trump's gonna comeout to him. It's inside you know
(10:03):
what I mean. I wonder ifthey'll let They've got to right, you
would think Trump would be okay withit because Trump has the interest. It's
Hogan's not speaking for like an hourand a half before Trump. Yeah,
but come on, he's got tocome out to the theme music. By
the way, Linda McMahon is goingto be speaking, Yeah, Linda,
Linda and hawks satisfy the Hulk ofAniacs. I'm gonna get off cranking your
(10:26):
knob just a little beyond the breakingpoint. I love it, man Zach.
That is a fine of the century, right, there, my man,
Well well done. I love it. Linda was in Trump's administration,
if you'll remember too, So she'sgonna speak once again, displaying unity.
Mike Pompeo, he's going to bespeaking, and Trump has no love loss
(10:50):
for Mike Man Mike Pompeo. Theonly thing that's lost between them is the
eighty pounds that Mike Pempeo has lost. That that's crazy too, right one?
Probably not? Who else I'm lookingover there? Oh, Franklin Graham
is going to be speaking, which, of course, son of Billy Graham.
Billy Graham my favorite, my favoritepreacher of all time. I still
(11:11):
to this day. All at nightyou get you're getting sad, you're getting
scared, you got big, yougot bad thoughts going on. I will
seriously it by myself in the dark. I will sit there and I will
put on YouTube on my TV.I'll look for old Billy Graham sermons.
Let me tell you something. Italways makes me feel better. Yeah.
He's very powerful, no question aboutthat. And Franklin is, uh,
(11:33):
he's powerful as well. Franklin gift. Those guys Grahams have a gift from
God. Yep, no question.And then Eric's gonna speak after Franklin,
and then Dana White will speak afterEric into Donald Trump, the man of
the evening. We were we werespeculating. I said to Blazer, I
go, when hal Cogan comes out, do you think he's going to do
(11:54):
the ear thing where he you know, he and puts his hand up to
his ear? Can I hear?Blazer had the funny tell him what you
told me? Because I thought thatwould be hilarious if this happened, Like
he goes to do it with hisright hand and like twirl in his hand
and then stops and then he's likeno, no, no, like waves
it off and then goes to theleft hand because Trump's right ear, you
know how he does that and holdshis hand up to that God. You
(12:16):
know what would also be really coolis if Halk came out and had the
bandage on his ear and did thehand twirl went like that right over his
eye. Although would that be toocheesy if he did that, I don't
know, we're probably overthinking it.No, yeah, he I don't think
he want to do that because thenthe left would be like, ah,
(12:37):
now it's all a joke to themand it's not real blah blah blah.
Good point. I am wondering though, Like it's hult Cogan, Like,
is he gonna come out in atank top? He's gonna have a band
han on tear it off like healways tears his shirt up. Nah,
he won't do that, but Iwill be dressed up, do you think
so? I think he'll be dressedup. I wouldn't be some if they
(13:00):
had a special Trump Vance, likea blue and white tank top for him
to wear, not to rip up, but just to come out because that's
his signature. Look, he lovesto show. You've got to show the
twenty four inch pythons off, brother, right, but actually they're probably more
like twenty inch now they can kindof come down a little bit. They're
(13:22):
what do you want? Well,I know, I'm just pointing that out.
I think also what would be reallycool is if he introduced the Trump
Vance twenty twenty four t shirts andthen they sell them and he's wearing it
and comes out and has it onand goes you like it and get yours
and then like rips it off?Or what how about Donald Trump twenty twenty
four? Brother? Yeah, Imean that would be cool, right,
(13:43):
I mean, I don't know.Let me Let's remember this moment, ladies
and germs. Let's remember this momentif you see hul Cogan come out tonight
and a Trump Vance tank shirt withshowing off his arms, or even a
T shir with ther arms cut off. Remember you heard it here first on
the Mark Blazer Show. Yeah,because we are uh, we're marketing geniuses
(14:07):
quite frankly, so why wouldn't theyuse arm I mean, this is why
we're millionaires, you and I.Oh yeah, thousand ears ye
But Dick loudon, Bob Newhart haspassed away at the age of what was
it ninety three? I was familiarninety four, ninety four. Sorry,
I was familiar with Bob Newhart.He had a show in the nineties.
He would cameo on and I thinkhe was on Murphy Brown occasionally. But
(00:25):
what really blew him up for mygeneration was two thousand and the movie Elf.
For those of us forty forty,forty one, forty two, late
the great the Grandpa's and grandma's andthe millennials, that's how we really fell
in love with Bob Newhart was fromhim narrating Elf back in the day.
(00:47):
Yep, yep. There were aseries of the way that they put it.
I'm trying to find because I wasreading the article. His publicist is
saying he passed away. There wasthat gonet Where did he go? He
died at his Los Angeles home aftera series of short illnesses, and his
(01:07):
longtime publicist is you know, quotedas saying here but you know Chicago guy
And won Grammy Awards for Album ofthe Year and Best New Artist for his
nineteen sixty breakthrough record, The ButtonDown Mind of Bob Newhart an icon and
he's gone. So there he iscasting away at NIMES. I'm surprised they
(01:30):
haven't, you know, I said, I, Oh, the cause of
death has not been determined. Thecause of death was the fact he was
ninety three years old. Yeah,ninety four, but yeah before whatever.
But yeah, I mean at thatage, it's a pretty good run,
right. I remember when I rememberwhen was a John Glenn's wife passed?
(01:52):
Was she one hundred and one hundredand one? They are like, no
cause of death has been Yeah,one hundred and one. That's your cause
of death. That you know whatI'm saying speaking of one hundred and one?
Was he one hundred and four?The guy last night the military that
said he would re enlist, dude, that guy Trump badass? Yeah,
that guy was some savage badass.Hey, let's bring in Maheck Cook,
(02:14):
who is live at the Republican NationalConvention. Were you in were you in
the forum when he spoke last night? By chance, Maheck, I was
in the area. I've been doinginterview after interview, so it's been crazy.
Uh. Yeah, First of all, thank you very much for joining
us, and you, Sah,are you a little bit horse or is
(02:35):
that? Hopefully are you okay?Hopefully you just sound I know it's been
a crazy week though, right,Well, it has been, and I'm
sorry I am talking very quietly.There's certain areas that are still going on
in terms of stats and things,and I just really wanted to join and
say hello and tell you it's beenamazing to be from Ohio. Yeah,
(02:57):
and I just saw you just sentme a text. I just all that,
So no problem, We'll make sureand get you out because I know
you've got a bunch of stuff goingon, but just wanted to check in
with you and say, boy,tonight is going to be something else.
The main event. We're going tosee the Man of the Hour speak and
officially accept the nomination and so on. But this is going to be fun
to watch tonight. We've had whatan amazing week to watch the unity that
(03:22):
we've talked about and to see theRepublican Party kind of coming together, if
you will, and it's just beenit's just been really really it's just been
amazing. And I'm really jealous thatyou got to be there all week,
but I'm happy for you, Welazer. I think the unity has been infectious
to see so many people come togetherunless the faith of the Republican Party is
(03:44):
changing. There are so many demographics, there's so many unique people. There
are everyday Americans that are raising yourhands that say I want to be part
of the movement about returning America togreatness. We are so excited to see
President Trump speak today. And remember, I think I've said this, he
put his fist in the air secondafter being shot in the out fight by
(04:08):
fight that was unscripted. Blazer,that's the man we're going to see on
stage. That's who we need inthe White House given the devastating economic impact
Ohioans are facing daily. Hey,my, heck, it's Josh. Thanks
for joining us. Wanted to say, what did you think of JD's speech
last night? I thought he soundedyoung. I thought he sounded positive,
(04:30):
He sounded vibrant, he sounded invigorated, he sounded competent, strong, as
Blazer said, and got to,you know, share a little bit of
his story. And I think Ithink the full spirit of Ohio was on
display for the nation last night.Emailed it. He is young, he
is vibrant, he is competent,he is the faith of future generations.
(04:53):
And what's so interesting is that jd. Vance is going to be a force
multiplier for people to enter the party. He is going to carry on a
message of prosperity because he came fornothing, never acted like a victim,
and became something. And that's theOhio worker all day, every day.
So we have a presence on nationalstage. Jdie Van said he's not turning
(05:16):
his back on any one of us, and that means that we have a
fighter in the White House. Icouldn't be more proud to be in ohioan
in the convention and truly talk topeople as they root for the state of
Ohio and for the nation. Yeah, this is great, this is great.
Do you gotta go? I don'twant to. I know you have
sixteen things going on, So ifyou got to go, we can cut
(05:39):
you loose. I think I'm gonnahave to hop off, but I will
check back in, if not tomorrow, next week, just to do a
recap. I would absolutely appreciate theopportunity. Absolutely very cool media commentator for
Americans for Prosperity and Newsmax. Maheckcook, maheck be safe and we'll be
watching tonight. Thanks for joining us, jam, thanks so much. We'll
(05:59):
see. Yeah, she's got likea whole bunch of stuff going on.
And she actually texted me right aswe were going on saying, hey,
I need to do, you know, kind of expedite the whole thing.
I didn't know how long we wouldhave with her, but that's really cool.
You can hear it's nuts in thebackground. I mean we got everything
we needed. Quite frankly, Imean it's you know, I just like,
I'm going home tonight, Like I'mnot. I'm not going out.
(06:24):
You know. I thought maybe becauseI know baseball, there's a couple of
things. Baseball Reds are back tonight. They're in Washington play the National I
was going to go out, maybemaybe get a cocktail, and like,
no, I want to start watchingthe lineup speak tonight. Yeah, at
the convention. So you know,obviously Trump is scheduled to go tonight.
He will officially accept the nomination fromthe Republican Party. I got to tell
(06:44):
you, the one I'm really reallyfired up for is the one the only
brother I can't even do it justicebut but but here is one of the
people that will be speaking tonight.I'm really looking forward to this see thank
god. Donald Trump's hawk imani act. I don't know enough to my dog,
(07:05):
his materialistic possessions. Hang on tothe life of kids. Dog paddle
with his life all the way tosafety. But Donald's if something happens,
you run out of gas, youknow, all those little hull comaniacs run
out of gas. Just hang onto the largest back in the world.
Dog baddles that strum all of usto safety. Shop. Oh, I
(07:28):
beg you Hawk Hagan. Let's getback to action. Haull Cogan is.
That is an actual live wrestling promoahead of WrestleMania five, which was at
Trump Plaza in Atlantic City, andit was this was preceding hal Cogan trying
to get his World championship back fromthe Macho an that happened in nineteen eighty
(07:49):
nine. That's a real thing.That's why they've known each other a long
time. They have known each othera long time, and hal Cogan has
been a lifelong Republican. So thefight tonight is a long one. As
you can imagine. There are alot of people slated to speak, and
you pointed out, you know,the one and only Dana White, who
(08:09):
is the CEO of Ultimate Fighting Championship. We see him, We see Trump
at all of those different events.Oh yeah, he walks into the arenas.
Trump walks into the arenas usually withDana, usually Kid Rock is uh
Tyson. I mean it is sofun to watch the people go crazy in
these arenas. And so this isa celeberty Stoney folks might Tyson incredible celebrity
(08:35):
Kid Rock absolutely unbelievable. We havethe best celebrities, Democrat, they see
we have celebrity. You're boring,They're not They're not good. They're not
good people. So Dana slated togo between eight and nine pm. This
is Central time, which means itwill be between nine and ten our time
according to this, and uh,Trump's going is, oh, he's going
(08:58):
to speak for that long or hegoes on at ten he will be He's
given he's been given to eleven thirtyten o'clock hour time or eleven o'clock Central
time, No ten Our time,ten o'clock Our time, which is nine
o'clock Central. Okay, so he'sspeaking from ten to eleven thirty tonight.
So we have Tucker's gonna go uptoday tonight. I I'm really interested to
(09:20):
see when is Tucker speak. Tuckeris uh seven to seven thirty Central time,
so that would be eight to eightthirty hour time, So they're an
hour earlier than us in Milwaukee Centraltime Milliwauker, so eight to eight thirty
our time. And so Tucker's gonnaspeak and then Haul Cogan, like we
(09:41):
said, will be from eight betweeneight thirty and nine o'clock hour time.
He's coming out to it. He'sgot to come out to the theme music.
Right, you would hope that wholearena will do You think they'll let
him do that since Trump's gonna comeout to him. It's inside you know
(10:03):
what I mean. I wonder ifthey'll let They've got to right, you
would think Trump would be okay withit because Trump has the interest. It's
Hogan's not speaking for like an hourand a half before Trump. Yeah,
but come on, he's got tocome out to the theme music. By
the way, Linda McMahon is goingto be speaking, Yeah, Linda,
Linda and hawks satisfy the Hulk ofAniacs. I'm gonna get off cranking your
(10:26):
knob just a little beyond the breakingpoint. I love it, man Zach.
That is a fine of the century, right, there, my man,
Well well done. I love it. Linda was in Trump's administration,
if you'll remember too, So she'sgonna speak once again, displaying unity.
Mike Pompeo, he's going to bespeaking, and Trump has no love loss
(10:50):
for Mike Man Mike Pompeo. Theonly thing that's lost between them is the
eighty pounds that Mike Pempeo has lost. That that's crazy too, right one?
Probably not? Who else I'm lookingover there? Oh, Franklin Graham
is going to be speaking, which, of course, son of Billy Graham.
Billy Graham my favorite, my favoritepreacher of all time. I still
(11:11):
to this day. All at nightyou get you're getting sad, you're getting
scared, you got big, yougot bad thoughts going on. I will
seriously it by myself in the dark. I will sit there and I will
put on YouTube on my TV.I'll look for old Billy Graham sermons.
Let me tell you something. Italways makes me feel better. Yeah.
He's very powerful, no question aboutthat. And Franklin is, uh,
(11:33):
he's powerful as well. Franklin gift. Those guys Grahams have a gift from
God. Yep, no question.And then Eric's gonna speak after Franklin,
and then Dana White will speak afterEric into Donald Trump, the man of
the evening. We were we werespeculating. I said to Blazer, I
go, when hal Cogan comes out, do you think he's going to do
(11:54):
the ear thing where he you know, he and puts his hand up to
his ear? Can I hear?Blazer had the funny tell him what you
told me? Because I thought thatwould be hilarious if this happened, Like
he goes to do it with hisright hand and like twirl in his hand
and then stops and then he's likeno, no, no, like waves
it off and then goes to theleft hand because Trump's right ear, you
know how he does that and holdshis hand up to that God. You
(12:16):
know what would also be really coolis if Halk came out and had the
bandage on his ear and did thehand twirl went like that right over his
eye. Although would that be toocheesy if he did that, I don't
know, we're probably overthinking it.No, yeah, he I don't think
he want to do that because thenthe left would be like, ah,
(12:37):
now it's all a joke to themand it's not real blah blah blah.
Good point. I am wondering though, Like it's hult Cogan, Like,
is he gonna come out in atank top? He's gonna have a band
han on tear it off like healways tears his shirt up. Nah,
he won't do that, but Iwill be dressed up, do you think
so? I think he'll be dressedup. I wouldn't be some if they
(13:00):
had a special Trump Vance, likea blue and white tank top for him
to wear, not to rip up, but just to come out because that's
his signature. Look, he lovesto show. You've got to show the
twenty four inch pythons off, brother, right, but actually they're probably more
like twenty inch now they can kindof come down a little bit. They're
(13:22):
what do you want? Well,I know, I'm just pointing that out.
I think also what would be reallycool is if he introduced the Trump
Vance twenty twenty four t shirts andthen they sell them and he's wearing it
and comes out and has it onand goes you like it and get yours
and then like rips it off?Or what how about Donald Trump twenty twenty
four? Brother? Yeah, Imean that would be cool, right,
(13:43):
I mean, I don't know.Let me Let's remember this moment, ladies
and germs. Let's remember this momentif you see hul Cogan come out tonight
and a Trump Vance tank shirt withshowing off his arms, or even a
T shir with ther arms cut off. Remember you heard it here first on
the Mark Blazer Show. Yeah,because we are uh, we're marketing geniuses
(14:07):
quite frankly, so why wouldn't theyuse arm I mean, this is why
we're millionaires, you and I.Oh yeah, thousand ears ye
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