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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Show.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Are we supposed to get snow?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I think we're supposed to get snow? Are we already
got a little bit? Did we? Not a lot? But
you know, just a dusting, as they say, Yeah, sitting
right now. It's like he did say, spitting with a
p right, I did, okay, just checking it's spitting snow right.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Oh yeah, No, I didn't say the other one that
that wouldn't even apply in this situation.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I don't know. You do enough cocaine, anything's possible. Yeah,
it's just spitting out there right now.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
It looks like but you were saying, yeah, you got
some earlier because you were having to deal with it, right,
Is that what you Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah, I mean there was a little snowfall, and of
course I hit the road at the wrong time today,
a little behind schedule, and and all the school buses
were starting to come out, and uh, traffic was lined up.
And usually I just jet here, there's nothing in the
way when I'm coming in here, and today, yeah, it
was a little trafficky and snowy and yell at the
car stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
All the bad ease Yeah traffic ee snowy, woopye, whoopee,
get out of my way. E. I got somewhere to
be E.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Stop adding extra consonants to the end of words. You'll
never make it in broadcasting that way. You all right
over there. I guess what's wrong with you? Cheer the
heck up?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Man?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Stop it?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I know exactly what you're doing. Stop it.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You gonna get us in trouble.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Man.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Huh, You're gonna get us in trouble.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I have never been in trouble in my life, right.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Uh. I know you'll be watching or not. The CBJ
going for five in a row tonight versus the Flyers
at Nationwide Arena. Philly is in town, and so the
Jackets really starting to I just hope that they somehow somewhat.
The last two meetings against this team they lost. One
(02:11):
was very close, the one in Philly, and then the
one here at Nationwide Arena was so bad. I think
six to two was the final or something like that.
They just had their way with us, the Flyers did.
So I'm hoping that Jackets are on fire right now,
and I hope that they can add to this maybe
a fifth in a row, five in a row.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
When does their season end? Is it like March?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I think like July or something going far. No, no,
but it feels like that.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Used to have seasons and now everything just kind of
merges after the first of the year. You're playing baseball, basketball, hockey, football,
everything all at the same time. It's weird there's no
separation of sports seasons anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
It does kind of overlap. You were right, It definitely
feels like that. We got the National Championship coming up
on Monday, which has taking us late into January. That
has been a thing for a while though, And the
Monday night game I saw your post. I meant to
mention that on the air. That's been like that since
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they started it, and I don't agree with it either.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
No.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Oh, I'm one thousand percent with you. As a matter
of fact, you know, Zach Attack was even saying yesterday,
I think it was yesterday, Zach right, You were like,
what time is that on Monday, and we figured out
seven thirty was the time because I think in the past,
and you were kind of referencing. I think it was basketball.
But I do know that once upon a time, the
(03:37):
National Championship I believe was played later than seven thirty.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I don't know about football. I know in basketball. It
starts at like nine to twenty nine thirty.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
So I was like that, you know what I mean, like,
who doesn't you just you don't want anyone to watch?
I mean, if you're doing that, first of all, it's
a Monday night.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I know. And so if you have no children and
no job, you can celebrate and have a part, aready
and enjoy yourself. But if you have to get up
the next morning and actually be a productive member of society,
it's just like they won. Okay, good night. Well they're
in lies.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
The argument for the Super Bowl on Sunday night, they
have forever been arguments about moving that to Saturday night,
and as far as the National Championship right now, if
they were to try to move that to the weekend,
that gets in the way of the NFL playoffs, So
they don't want to compete with I understand that aspect
of it.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I really do.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Which was interesting Why they so they did the Cotton
Bowl on Friday night, If you'll remember, why couldn't they
just do like this Friday, Just do the National Championship
on Friday night at seven thirty.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
That's nice and convenient.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You're really not stepping on any other pro professional toes
that may well maybe hockey.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
There's no way around it. And that's what I'm saying.
Everything merges this time of year. There's no way to
not conflict with something else. And we got, you know,
the major league, the minor league stuff right here in
Central How many times do you have, like, you know,
the the Blue Jackets are playing at the same table,
Ohio State basketball is going on at the same time.
Maybe the Wizards have a game going on that. We've
(05:10):
got the new girls volleyball team, women's I'm sorry, volleyball team.
I didn't mean to be insulting. It was just a slip.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
But we've got why can't you call it girls?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I don't, I'm sure because somebody will say we're grown women, adults.
I just you never know these days. So instead of
having the conflict, just apologize and keep moving. So I
just say it's you to one of those conflict, the
women's volleyball and I was.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Trying to get you to say girls volleyball.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
No, And to be honest with you, I would like
to support them. However, their initial marketing kind of ticked
me off. God bless them. I wish them the best.
I wish them. Well, however it was it was very
exclusionary to me as a male, and I just felt like,
you know, okay, maybe you don't want me in the stand,
so no, I won't be.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
There was the takeaway for you then that they were
just targeting women. Say that way, what women's power seem
that way? Yes, see, it doesn't have the same feel
when you go women's power. Yeah, I just as girl power.
So Kate, you say girl's volleyball.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
There is a time when you take away the familiar,
and you take it away to the point where you
lose support. Case in point, women's basketball at Ohio State University.
They are the Ohio State women's basketball team. Yes, but
there was a hell of a lot more popularity to
them when they were the Lady Bucks when we but
but then they said, no, don't don't say Lady Bucks.
You have to say Ohio State University women's basketball team.
(06:30):
Lady Bucks was somehow deemed offensive or or whatever. Huh.
And so it's like, you know, doctor Joe Biden, for
goodness sake, nobody nobody wants to You're you're taking us
out in the mix by taking away that familiar. Lady
Bucks was a familiar thing. We all, hey, the lady bucks.
You see that that was the air of Nancy darsh
and Katie Smith playing and so forth. I remember Katie.
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We knew the players, we knew the coaches. We we
were behind them. But they took away that that that
familiar thing. If I had to come in here every
day and call you mister Blaze, there, we don't have
no chemistry at all. First of all, you'd have to
change dresses. But the idea that that you don't missus Blazer, missus.
I'm sorry, miss Blazer. I don't want to see her. Yeah,
(07:15):
my pronouns are I U she he she it we
they pick one. What would your pronouns be zach if
you were? He's looking very heterosexual today, so I'd like
to hear this answer them.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
They them, they okay, what what what's that pattern of
the hat that you've got on a it's.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
A skull type cap.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I love it. I just wonder what it is.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
It's the front of it's Michael Myers with a knife like.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Oh, he looks like he works daytime is a lumberjack
and night time and a grunge band. That's the look
he's got going on.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Actually I agree with that.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, yeah, it's a pretty good look. That's what I
was going for. Nail nailed, don't get that? Yeah you
probably you might eat meat tonight. I put a lot
of effort into my yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
And then and then on the side, he's got the
lawnmower business, the inspections, yes, yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
And snowmobile right or snowmower rate, snowblower, snow flower? Did
I say snow you.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Can't see it? How the hell do you fix it? Slower?
You have a snowblower? Yeah, we talked about that the
other day. But sorry, my electric one, well that's right. Yeah,
so two batteries, one of which died already. Yeah, did
you use it yet? I haven't had a chance because
I went to use it and the battery was dead.
So you know, that's why I have grandsons and shovels.
(08:33):
So you sent them out? Oh yeah, get it up?
Do you do that, Zach?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Do you shovel or do you because I know you
have a do you have a snowblower? I know you
have a repair business.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
I actually have a repair business, but for myself, you
don't actually have one. I actually don't have one, So
I gotta, I gotta.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I think you told me you don't have a snowblower
because they always break down and you've got tired of
fixing it. So you said, look, I've got too much
other stuff I've got to get.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
I'm tired of fixing my and I'll just fix other people's,
you know, make a little cash on the side.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I love it so good. Mine's one of those ones.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
You can plug it in to start it, or it
has the poll start right, and I've never tried to
use the poll start on it, because lord knows, I
just throw my shoulder out or do something stupid like that.
You plug that thing in, and when it does fire up,
you got to hurry up. And unplayed, it wants to
run off. It just wants to run away.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Since I started, I had an old Craftsman that had
the start button, the electric start button that never worked
from day one. It never works, so I always just
use the pool cord.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
And well, my again mine, but you have the ability
to plug it literally into the wall and then hit
the button in it. You know, it's a nice, pretty
sweet best five hundred dollars I ever spent for that thing,
best five hundred bucks. So get getting down to what
we were kind of talking about a little bit ago.
(09:58):
Pete Hegsath Secretary of Defense, which is who Trump wants
him confirmed as did pretty amazing today.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I don't know, I started getting mesmer.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I started watching this right away at nine point thirty,
as soon as it all started, and I literally had
to break away from it to get ready and come
into the radio station. But watching all this, and then
when I got here, Elizabeth Warren was giving him the business,
and I'm just like, does this witch ever stop talking?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I yes, And I thought she had I want to say,
somebody said she had like twenty eight questions or something
like that ahead of time, and she was just rapid fire.
He couldn't even answer anything. And I think, what they do,
They have an allotted amount of time, so as a
result him talking takes up their time as well, and
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so they have this chunk of time, and clearly they're
going back and forth. We got a you know, Republican center,
they want a Democrat center, then Republican you know, going
back and forth like that. Did you think Krista Jilibrand,
like I hadn't seen her in a while, and I
did hear Beck talking about this when I was on
my way in. But I thought, okay, good, I'm not
crazy because when I saw her, I went, where'd that
(11:11):
hag come from?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Yeah? She has, she has changed. What happened? Do you?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I don't have an explanation.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I couldn't tell you, Chuck. It's bizarre. It's like so
not too long ago.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Wasn't she the one that got harassed in the bathroom
by uh some of the protester or something. I remember
that in Arizona or yeah, and and there were like
pictures and I was like, whoa. When I saw that
during that time, I thought, wow, she's she's actually kind
of attractive. And then I see this today and I go,
(11:46):
what happened to this woman? And I swear her teeth
looked gray. I was like, I was in shock. It
was literally like somebody swapped her out for a different
Kirsten Gillibrand.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Don't say that, because that's the next conspiracy theory. Now
it's going to be all over Twitter tonight. Boy.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
She was yelling at Pete boy, she was reading him
the Riot Act, and I thought Pete did really well.
I think I was telling you earlier. I was, or
it may have been well, somebody I was talking to earlier,
and to.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Listen to him.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
He was very calm and very cool, very collected during this.
But all of these these women coming at him and
it was just like most of the No, there was
obviously some of the male senators, but he's very subjective.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Okay, let me give you a headline here. This is
from the Daily Beast, which you know, as everybody knows,
is extremely conservative. Sneering Pete Haigseith immediately torn aparty in
confirmation showdown. Oh get me a bet. See it's this
is all how people can say anything they want to say.
It doesn't need to have any basis in reality at all.
(12:55):
They if they want to make it look like something,
they're going to make it look like something I watched
and I was impressed absolutely. But here here you've got
a headline that he's torn apart.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Really he's gonna get confirmed, It's gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
It's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
He did. He was very measured, kept his cool, and
I would have struggled with some of that. I think
sitting there listening to them just spew all over social media,
people are roasting these Democrat senators for all the lying
that they're just parading out there. They've learned nothing from
this election. Nothing. They continue to spew this idiocy and
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all this misinformation and all that it's so incorrect, most
of the stuff that they're saying, and they've learned nothing.
The American people are rejecting that. You know what, it's
got to play out with their seat when they're up
for reelection.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
I kind of hope they continue to learn nothing. Yeah,
I mean, can you imagine what's going to happen in
two years if the Trump presidency is what we believe
it will be and they continue to be idiots? Hope
and pray only hope. Could you see us with a
four hundred seat majority. I mean, that'd be a nice day.
Oh man, holy cow. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Anyway, so if it's any indication what happened with Pete,
hopefully everybody else is going to be lining up will
do well.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Did you see Senator Graham Lindsey Graham saying he's a
no go on on RFK? He really, yeah, he's a
no go on that. Oh well, so I went, well,
there's only I think we have a three seat majority now,
So I'm like okay, but could you see Fetterman actually.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Voting fan doing that. He's like, yes, I told you,
I think. I think by the end of twenty twenty five,
Fetterman's going to switch his political allegiance. And at that
point the party will start to say, well, you know,
the stroke made him crazy. Well you know, we weren't
supposed to see it when he ran and we couldn't
believe Pennsylvania elected him. But if he changes, if he
flips parties, they're to say, well, the stroke made him
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crazy is what it is.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Definitely they'll run that up the flag bolt. Until then
they're they're like, what, everything's fine with him? What are
you talking about? He's allowed to wear sweats into the
Senate chamber.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
It's all, yeah, we don't care what he wears. And
I have to compliment his wife, by the way, because
I thought she would just be a little bit nuts,
and she has really maintained herself while he's been in office.
Good for her.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Boris and the Mark Blazer Show on six ' ten WTVN.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
So I got some comment Carol, my one Facebook friend
and also awake in one eighty mate, I like to
call her. She sent me a note and said Delaware
it was snowing to beat the band. Then I got
another one from Don, who's been I recognize his name.
He's been a listener for I think about as long
as I've been on TVN and he sent me a
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note saying I knew Albany it was coming down pretty good.
And I asked both of them had they driven and
Carol had not. But Don said he went to pick
up his son and said there was just kind of
a dusting on the roads. He lives on the outskirts
the western edge of a New Albany, and so as
far as that goes, he said, it really wasn't that
big of a deal.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
But the you know, it was a dusting up there
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
But Chief Meteorologist Marshall McPeek joining us, now, well we're
here in Johnny reporting there was a couple of different
accidents in the Polaris seventy one area, so I maybe
snow related. I'm not sure, but of course that's in
the Delaware County area, so maybe.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Marian's got a Level one snow emergency at this point.
So that means that the sheriff has assessed the situation
and said, you know, maybe we.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Should just be extra careful out here.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
So a level one means you've probably got some slick
spots and it's worth being extra cautious while you're out,
but you can still be out on the roads.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
We do have some snow showers.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
In the area, and some of that is going to
create slick spots on the roads out there.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Right now.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
Some of the heaviest snow in the area is down
into Ashville on twenty three. Down towards Circleville and Springfield
gett a litle, litle bit of light snow as well.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
It might even be the farther.
Speaker 6 (17:03):
West you go, just enough to reduce some visibilities a
little bit. We're gonna deal with some scattered snow showers
through the next couple of hours. Then these will taper off,
but the frigid cold settles in after that. We'll drop
to five for an overnight load tonight. Your wind chills
first thing Wednesday morning are going to be well below zero.
Wednesday afternoon partly clowny. Nineteen degrees.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
That's it.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
So we are almost twenty degrees below average for this
time of the year, and we'll get some wet snowshowers
on Thursday with a heiin year thirty one.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
All right, thanks Marshall. It's twenty two right now. Travis
Kelsey rooting for the Buckeyes.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Which Kelsey is he is? He is?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
He the not the one with the big the one
with the big belly and beard. That's his brother Jason. Okay,
and when I say big belly, he's not really big.
He was alignman, defensive big belly lineman. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Jason,
who just looks like a Neanderthal looks.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Okay, So Travis is the one that Stayton woods her face. Yeah, Taylor,
Taylor Swift, Yeah, oh Taylor. Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
So he was saying on he was, well, he's a
Cleveland Heights native. Now they're from Cleveland, he and Jason.
So he's rooting for the Buckeyes. Yes, I'll take it, sensible,
I'll take it.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
And you know they they're playing on what is it
Saturday this weekend? I think the Chiefs, I don't know, Yes, Saturday,
four thirty. They are taking on the Texans. So the
Texans are going to Kansas City to battle them. Kansas
(18:38):
City an eight point favorite right now for that game
for the playoffs on Saturday at four thirty. Then the
Commanders are at the Lions Saturday night at eight o'clock game.
I'm rooting for the Lions. I really am it long
it's been a long time exactly, and I will be
so happy. And our boss is a Lions fan as well.
(19:01):
But I'm I'm really I'm really happy for that franchise
right now. That Dan Campbell is, I love him and
everything about it.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
You know, I'm jealous. I don't follow it that quickly.
But what is Kansas City done to kind of lose
their mojo? Because that whole, uh, that Denver thing, just
that freaked me out. None of the starters started. There's
nothing there, man it They just don't care because they're
an automatic so they just sent in the third.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Why why would they that game meant nothing, they already
had home field. Why would you start Patrick? Dude, you
don't start.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Any of your starters. I'm saying it didn't matter. So
that's kind of okay.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Now, hell no, because dude, some crazy weird injury happens.
Now you have Travis Kelcey out with a knee, or
you know, Patrick Mahomes gets leveled, somebody, you know, helmet
to helmet cracks him. He already had a helmet I
think crack this year.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Did you see that? I think it was this year?
Was that this year's that?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I think it was this year or it was recent
I know that, but he had one of his helmets crack.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
But anyway, I just thought.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
It was cool.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Travis is gonna root for the buck guys. Fantastic, that's cool, great,
great he should if he wants to root for winners.
Uh yeah, he said, I'm an Ohio football guy. I'm
cheering for all Ohio football, baby, is what he ended
up saying. Well, there's no other Ohio football for you
to cheer for right now.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
No, No, That's why I'm so disconnected from the NFL
at this point. The Browns are out, the Bengals are out,
even the Steelers are out. There's it'll be one of
those Super Bowls where, seriously, I'll if there's cartoons on,
I may watch that.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
I saw Patrick Mahomes helmet cracked against the Dolphins in January.
It was negative four degrees. Yes, obviously contributed to last year.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, So now we need to heat
the helmets. Is it the temperatures that's making them do that?
Because I would. I would assume with all the concussion
worries out there, that.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
They put a space heater in the helmets.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
There's got to be something.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
He's just like there's an extension cord coming out of it.
Now the I feel like there was some sort of
something that happened during the manufacturing of that specific helmet.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Now think about it.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
How many other helmets were on the field for that game,
and how many helmets have we seen year after year
after year who play in that kind of temperature.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Yeah, they don't have any problems.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
So I feel like there was something freak that happened
during the manufacturing of his particular helmet. Thank god it didn't.
It wasn't to the tune of a crack. And then
his brain is, you know, injured. And look, I'm as
tired of Patrick Mahomes as everybody else, But I don't
want to see the guy. He's a dad, he's a
new dad. He just had another one.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Why don't you like the patrin I just seem tired
of him. It seems like a nice guy. He's the
new Tom Brady. Yes he is. Yeah, I'm just.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Mad because he's so good. It's not fair. I don't know,
I'm just a mad as a Steeler fan. Are you
mad as a Bengals fan?
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Well?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Way, you have Joe Burrow, so he's but one man's
not a team mate.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
So yeah, anyway, thank you Travis for routing, rooting, and tooting.
What else was Oh, I think we're gonna save that
the sidewalk thing. Okay, that's fine, I want to save
that till Yeah, we'll get to that next hour. I
got you most affordable cities in America? Now, what's interesting
about that? And thanks Zach for sending me this article.
(22:22):
But what's what's interesting about this? They do the top
twenty five most affordable cities in America, excuse me, in America,
and uh, every major city in Ohio is in the
top twenty five.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Okay, I think that's pretty good. I just I'd love
to see more parameters about how they decide about affordability.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Well, it's household spending on It's funny you say this.
Alarm and security, auto insurance, auto loan, cable and internet,
health insurance, life insurance, mobile phone, mortgage, rent utilities. Those
are all mixed in to the formula to come up
with the most affordable city but it's just the.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Cost of things or because I mean, those things could
all cost double whatever it is they cost. But if
the income in those cities was triple whatever the median
income is, no, then it would still be low. So
I'm just saying affordable is kind of subjective, depending upon
how much people are making.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I see what you're saying there. Interesting, Yeah, I don't
have an answer for it.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Well, then dog gonet get somebody on the phone.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
So at number one, the most affordable city is Detroit, Detroit, Michigan.
The average monthly spend is one thousand, six hundred and
forty dollars in Detroit, HM. Cleveland is next at number two,
one seven hundred and thirty five dollars, dating at three
with one thousand, seven hundred and seventy three dollars, and
(23:51):
then we go all the way down into fifteen. In
this top twenty five most affordable city, Cincinnati is there, okay,
two than sixty five dollars. Again, the monthly cost and
all of those things I'm referenced to her.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
This is not looking good for the state capitol so far.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Columbus is at eighteen two, one hundred and one dollars
monthly but all for major cities in the well, Toledo
wasn't in there, which is kind of odd, right, Toledo
costs more than some of these others.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
It's crazy. I still don't think we should have fought
Michigan over Toledo. I should have let them keep it,
just saying I do have to kind of agree that
it's Toledo. What's it got going for it? Jamie Farr? Okay,
now we're done.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Jamie Farr. But they also have a really good hot
dog joint up there.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Yeah, yeah, Tony pakaz Or. Yes, Jamie Farr talked about
all the time, by the way, and there it is.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Those two things are the best Toledo reference.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
People from Toledo right now are going get the guns,
Margaret way handed for Columbus not to.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Break in here. But there's something way more important that
came from Toledo.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
What what me? Oh you're from Toledo.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Oh I was born there, But oh I didn't know
that interesting?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah you ever had Tony Paco's.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
No, no, no, I haven't been back since I was
like six months old. But I thought that was important
to interjack probably, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Let him back once I saw what he became or
what show he's on. They're like, oh, yeah, you definitely
aren't allowed. The city parameters are closed off if he's
headed that way. Oh, it's National dress Up your Pet Day.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Yeah. Yeah, it's a national whatever fill in the blank
day every day.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Multiple things that did that run its court. You know
the fact that every day there's like seventy five different
national whatever days, it's kind of loses any kind of.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Yes, there's no no relevance to most of them. It
feels like it, Yeah, it's national, don't care about the
national day day.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
So it's National dress up your Pet Day today and
celebrate by dressing up your furry family member. It says
in comfortable pet clothing. There is no such thing. I'm convinced.
We've had two small dogs now and Jasmine, our toy
rat terrier we had for eighteen years, almost eighteen years.
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She would get depressed when there's another way to describe it.
You would put on a sweater or whatever. And that
dog was eight pounds of fury, and that was as
fat as she got eight pounds, and most of her
life was around the seven pound mark.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
She had no body fat on her.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
So I kind of understood why my wife was always
wanting to put a sweater on her or whatever.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
But we would say it was the fuck.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Do you know when they give you that when like
Lupa gives you that look like you go, you say
something that you know she's not in favor of, and
she kind of gives you that.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Oh no, Yeah, her head will lower and it's like
if you know, if you want to take a bath,
she doesn't like that, right, and she'll just put her
head down. It's like she's, yes, I'm subject to your whims, daddy,
but I'm gonna hate this.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
I gotta cut your nails.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Yes, but she wants me to cut hers. Hers are
outrageous right now.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
So she but she doesn't like it, no, dog like
hates it. But she got to be done.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Yeah, you just go, lamp like. You just hold her,
turn her over on her belly and rub her belly
and I'll keep her occupied that way while the queen
does the snip snip.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I've seen guys on YouTube or whatever that will smear
peanut butter on their head, like right here, or they'll
put there. I saw a guy take a paper plate.
He duct taped the lower third of the paper plate
around his head, so it was sticking up and he
had peanut butter smeared all over it, and his wife
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was holding the dog facing him, so the nail were
right in his face, and the dog's licking furiously, and
he's like trying to clip the dog's nails, and I go,
whatever it takes.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
I guess when the peanut butter disappears though your foreheads.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Next, well you have a plate there, a paper plate.
And then but you're right for the guy who just
puts it right on his head, you're right.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Then it starts.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Yeah, you start going I'm bleeding.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Stop with that rough tongue of yours. Anyway, she's a
little dog, but she's got that mouth like a piranha.
You don't want to don't want to get her upset
and close to you at the same time.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Right anyway you would say, We would say to her,
you come on, let's put your sweater on. She would buy.
She would have that looking like, man, I don't want
to do this. And I used to say, well, you
leave that dog alone. She looks look at her, and
then she would hardly walk. She would just sit and
stare at you. As soon as you'd take it off.
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She'd run around, let's start doing zoomies. She'd be so happy. Well,
Esther's not a big fan of it either, but Esther is,
she's just crazy. But yeah, it's national dress your Pet Up,
Dress Up your Pet Day. So there are a lot
of people you see where they put the shoes on
them the little I understand what you're trying to do there.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
But those poor dogs they walk, you know, yes, completely
off balance, and just bring them in and let them
warm their feet when they're done doing their business and
they're happy, and that's yeah, that's that's not right either. Shoes.
When I tell a little bit it's time to put
your clothes on, that means I need to put her
collar back on. And she knows what her clothes are.
And if I put the collar on, I don't have
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like the rabies tag and the license and it doesn't jingle.
She's upset. She wants the jingle. She likes the jingle,
speaking of which I ordered at missus Cinciano hasn't arrived yet.
It's dog license time. I saw that. Yeah, I was
still waiting on it to come in the mail. So
you were telling me during like a break or two ago.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
It was during the break, You're like, there's a letter
to the editor and it was on shoveling sidewalks.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Oh yeah, back in the olden days, I was talking
about that. So there's a.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
There's a you can get fined for not shoveling your sidewalk.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Yes, is that's pretty much every letter he says. If
you've failed to remove snow from your sidewalks, you can
be fined up to one hundred and fifty dollars for
a minor misdemeanor. Or snow's pushed into the street, it
can be a third degree misdemeanor with up to a
five hundred dollars fine and sixty days in jail. If
it's difficult to remove all of the snow, residents are
required to use sand or road salt to make the
sidewalk safer. This year, and as far as I can remember,
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the city of Columbus never cleared snow from my neighborhood streets,
even when we had heavy snow. I think the city
should pay each home owner a fine of one hundred
and fifty dollars each time it fails to remove snow
from a residential street. Fair is fair, George. I think
it's el Marquis. Perhaps it's a difficult last name. George
elm Margie. I'm sorry if I messed that up. A
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letter to the editor in a dispatch and you go, George.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I like, I like, so the shut the sidewalk shoveling.
When I was out shoveling on what day was that Saturday?
And like, I was finishing up the driveway and my
back is smoked at this point, and I'm like, I
gotta keep going with these sidewalks because you my neighbors
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on both sides. He had a snowblower out and he
and I think somebody did. I didn't see any one
of your sidewalk.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
No, but because I could go talk to him, no,
but he stopped, and.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
I was just like, could you just have finished my sidewalk, man,
I'm not asking you to do my drive area beer.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
You could have just come another ten feet down here
and hand on my sidewalk please. But no. I don't
know why people are like that snow was a thing.
I had a neighbor he's gone now, thank goodness, because
he sucked years ago.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
That the snow is terrible.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
You talk about Zach. My sons were still young back then.
They were at home. We got a heavy snow and
when I got home, they had shoveled out in front
of my house a place for me to park with
no snow. Considerate of them. This soob next door with
his four x four Toyota truck parks in front of
my house in that spot, in the spot that they
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shoveled out for me. Yes, we did have words.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
So you went over and said, oh, yes, I did.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
You're like, hey man, the guy had a driveway and
a garage and he chose to park where I park
every day. No, not gonna happen. What was his answer
to you? Oh, it is stuff. Maybe the city came
through and did it. Well, did the city do anything
else on the street, you moron? Yeah, it's just that
spot in front of spot that special. The mayor send
somebody out just to do that for me.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
I'll tell you what. That guy's a liar and he
got called out and he just said, uh, you know
that was his That was the best.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Thing could come up with. He's a piece of crap.
Never liked him.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
So I hear about that kind of stuff all the
time in apartment situations, never typically in a home slash neighborhoods. Yeah, setting,
especially when it's right in front of your house.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Yeah. For him to do something like that, man, it
was was it was just not only heartless, but stupid.
I will say this, I Stone.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
I was out of town when I went the weekend
to DC to go to the certification, the election certification.
Stone's like, Dad, I went to go out and shovel
the driveway and it's already done. I was like what,
And I thought immediately my one neighbor did it. So
I sent him a text. I said, Hey, thanks, man,
Are you the one that did He's like, no, it
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wasn't me. It was so it's another guy across the street, John.
So I sent John a note and I said, hey,
thank you so much for doing that. I really appreciate it.
So I do have neighbors that do stuff like that.
He didn't even know I was out of town. And
they all of us know who has a snowblower. We've
lived there long enough, so he knows I have one,
but he just did it.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Now.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
When I first got mine, literally the first couple of years,
I would go across the street and blow theirs off
and go to the next door. I was just out
there like this is fun, you know exactly, So I
started doing everybody's around the area. I just kept doing it,
and I didn't expect anything out I was just doing
it just because I was out there having fun.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Well that's because you're not the City of Columbus. You
did something nice. I think this is a good conversation
to have. I mean, look, you're going to be held
accountable as a citizen. The city has said has stated
publicly we will do neighborhood streets if they're not doing
your neighborhood. Yeah, there should be some accountability there. And
I did a couple of weeks ago. I remember grousing about,
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you know, the old lady who gets code enforcement at
the door. You have chipping paint on the front of
your house. We're going to find you if you don't
get that hand ten degrees outside you wanted to paint
the house. And at the same time, you know, I
drive past a city park every day with just the
giant homeless encampment and a wheelchair. I don't know how
they hell they got a wheelchair down there, but you
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know that's okay that we're not going to do anything
about that. Yeah, homeless camp in the public park. Kids.
It's over Glenwood Park on the west side, big sled hill.
There famous sled hill for the west side. Well, the
kids get to sled down the hill and then you
walk through the homeless camp.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
No.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
No, if the city is not going to be responsible
for maintaining those parks, why should anybody be responsible for
their chipping paint, or their loose gutter or anything else.
You cannot hold the people to a higher standard than
the government that is supposed to serve them.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
I don't even know how to feel about the sidewalk thing.
Man on the side note, because I'm like, you're gonna
find me for not doing the sidewalk so somebody can
just walk by, and if somebody takes a spill on sidewalk,
you haven't treated. I wonder how that goes in the
court of law. I mean, I guess technically you would
be on the hook.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
For that right. It would have to be litigated. There
is no assumed I heard that again a couple of
weeks ago when the snow started falling that I guess
the state Supreme Court had ruled that there was no
assumed responsibility of a homeowner for something like that. Unless
it was on their property, and the sidewalk is public property,
so it would have to be litigated. Now, if they
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were on your port or on steps leading up to
your house, that's a different matter.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Well let's say somebody's coming up selling something, right, so
they're going door to door and maybe you have a
sign that says no soliciting. So now they come up
on your porch and they take a spill. So now
what Now they'll just you know, uh, they'll call a lawyer,
and then you would go. First of all, I had
a sign and said no solicity. Yeah, so they weren't
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even supposed to be there to begin. I just on
private property. It was duly posted that you were not
welcome on this private property. And that's the tack you're
It will cost you a fortune not to have to
pay out a fortune. You'll have to go to court
and litigate it.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
And cost you a fortune. Did not have to pay out? Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Hey, Chris, welcome to the show on the Legacy Retirement
Group dot com fundlines.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
How are you?
Speaker 7 (36:44):
How you doing doing?
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Good man?
Speaker 4 (36:47):
But I'll tell you what it was. Many many years ago,
the city of Columbus had dropped that bs that you
have to have your sidewalks clear, and that includes businesses
and residential. My father ended his career on the first
snowfall in nineteen eighty eight, stepping up into a business
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he was delivering bread, stepped up on the curb. They
hadn't shoveled the driveway yet, fell down and broke his
right shoulder. And when they did it, when he did it,
they had to go in and put a boat in
his arm, and that pretty much said you're not never
going to work a bug your head again.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
So did he win? Did he litigate?
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Yes, try to and they said no, sorry about you.
Luck can't know anything about.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
It, oh man, So no go for him?
Speaker 4 (37:33):
I get yeah. I guess it was just like maybe
the year before the city of the city council said oh,
you don't have to worry about that anymore, because I
guess people were trying to get all suit happy. Do
you remember the eighties when you know everybody was starting
to sue everybody?
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah that Chris, thanks man, that's unfortunate to
hear that, you know, it ended up ending his career.
John Welcome to the show.
Speaker 8 (37:57):
Hey guys, Hey, Wellawyer and me just once again these
things that they don't remember. Any of the cases I'm
going to cite. The Ohio Supreme Court did rule some
years ago that you are under no obligation to clear
your sidewalks, depending on who actually owns them, whether it's
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a city or it's on your property and you have
a sidewalk installed, and they basically said that you either
leave it alone and do nothing, or if you're going
to do it, you'd do it right. You clear the
ice of snow if you can throw sand down. But basically,
somebody walking across your property, well, it's like crossing railroad tracks.
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It's private property. It's a privilege afforded you, but it
can always be taken away. So you're not really under
any obligation to clear your sidewalks at all. Now this
has gone to the US Supreme Court and the call
at Court of Michigan. I forget the case. I think
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it was something like Thompson versus Grand Rapids. The Supreme
Court said that requiring you to do something that you
would have to pay somebody else to do is involuntary
servitude under the thirteenth Amendment of the United States Constitution. Therefore,
unless the city is willing to pay you to shovel
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your sidewalk, then you're under no obligation to do anything
with lack of consideration. You can just say, hey, how
much are you willing to pay me for it?
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Interesting?
Speaker 8 (39:37):
That's what my price is. One hundred and fifty dollars
to my side.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
That the exact amount they would find you. That's funny. Hey,
you still driving truck?
Speaker 8 (39:47):
I just serviced the Durmacs Planet Nights over here in Moraine.
That's all I do. Now make the occasional trip up
the Winnipeg But that's it all right.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
Yeah, I hadn't heard from you a while.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Man, Happy New Year, Thanks the good new I know
you're listening, and thanks for calling in brother, appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Thanks man. So that's that's somebody you talked to before.
Obviously went from being an attorney to a truck driver. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
He I don't know his whole story, but clearly I
knew that he was a truck driver once upon a time.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
He's uh goes by Yeah wow, Yeah, that says something
about the legal profession. I think just saying if I
could go back in time, I might be a truck
driver over the road. Guy, see the world sor see
the country, and yeah, yeah, because I love being behind
the wheel.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
What's the old joke? And please, if you're an attorney,
don't take offense to this. The old joke is, what's
the difference between a dead snake and the road and
a dead attorney?
Speaker 3 (40:37):
There's skid marks in front of the snake.
Speaker 9 (40:39):
Oh you're so meant calm, news, traffic, weather, sports, and
the Mark Blazer Show on six ' ten WTVN. Doom
never understood most of what he said, but man, it
(41:00):
sounded good.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
It does.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
But it's just like, wait, what are you Ednie?
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Are you okay? And that's it. That's all I get
out of that whole song. Are you okay?
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Annie?
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Penny? Are you okay? The word mirror? I think I
remember the word mirror? Yeah, I don't. I don't even
know what he was saying on any of that. I'm
still trying to figure out, after all these years, how
exactly does one shamon? I can't I can't do it.
I'm assuming it's some kind of leg maneuver. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
And does anybody know is Annie okay?
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Annie? I don't know who is Annie? We we don't
even know who she is. We can't go to the
house in check on her because we didn't get a
last name that we get some I d for Annie Marshall.
Are you okay? Are you okay? Marshall's sweeping alone. I
saw that poor, pathetic picture he put on his Facebook page.
Did you see that Marshall in a dust mop? What happened?
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He's sweeping up in front of the weather screen, in
front of the green screen. He just looks so lonely
up there with his dust mop, walking in front of.
Speaker 6 (42:05):
As I said, it is a multifaceted job here at
ABC six and Fox twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Marshall is chief meteorologist slash dust mopper. Yeah. I walked
over to the wall and I'm like, wow, this is disgusting.
No wonder I'm sneezing all the time that false off
Andrew mop falls off.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
It's all coming off of Andrew in the morning. That's
why that.
Speaker 6 (42:28):
Way it's dusty here in the studio, so it is
cold outside.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Oh and this is just the beginning.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Just you wait, I'm hating him so much.
Speaker 6 (42:45):
So so somebody came down from the news room a
few minutes ago and they're like, hey, so it's gonna
be cold this week, but I heard it's gonna be
chilling next week too. I'm like, oh, you have no
idea next week. Oh this is gonna suck. It's gonna
be just like this week. Yeah, oh yeah, oh no colder?
What colder?
Speaker 2 (43:03):
You can't get colder.
Speaker 6 (43:05):
So here's the thing, and this is this is why
we look at a dozen models every day because they
all have their own eccentricities, and some of them go
weird and they do they do stuff, so you have
to sort of interpret which ones might be a little
closer to reality. But I had one model for next
week that was going ten to fourteen below as an
air temperature. Like no, no, no, no, I don't think
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so that's that's that's a little much.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
That's cool.
Speaker 6 (43:29):
No, But the rest of them, uh, hang on, stand
by this literally just.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
In bullet bulletin.
Speaker 6 (43:38):
This is a brand breaking winter weather advisory. Yes, that
covers I'm pretty much all of central Ohio.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
And that is going to run. Is that now, Marshall?
Speaker 6 (43:50):
That literally just can't like, just this second came in. Uh,
that's going to go into effect until eight o'clock this evening.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
It's not doing anything here around you know, outside the
iHeart Compound, which is down the street from you, we
got nothing.
Speaker 6 (44:05):
So this literally at four forty one, so sixty seconds
ago from the National Weather Service in Wilmington, a winter
weather advisory in effect until eight o'clock this evening, falling
and blowing snow accumulations up to an inch and some
reduced visibilities. So that covers pretty much all of the
Columbus metro area and down into southern Ohio.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
So winter in Miami weather advisory, that's what I want.
Have you ever seen the iguana warnings?
Speaker 6 (44:34):
No, they heavy hilarious because when it drops into the forties,
the iguanas literally get so.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Cold they'll fall out of a tree.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
They lose their grip.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Oh I've heard that.
Speaker 6 (44:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And they literally will fall out of
a tree. I mean they land. If they land in
the grass, they're good. If they land on a busy highway,
it's a problem. But if they land in the grass,
they just they wake up when it gets warm and
they run away and it's fine. But anyway, all right,
So that's just in So that goes until eight o'clock tonight.
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Some snow showers are out there now and those are
going to end by eight nine o'clock tonight, and after
that it's just frigid cold five for an overnight load tonight.
Your wind chills are going to be down below zero.
Wednesday nineteen, we're partly cloudy, and then we'll get some
wet snow on Thursday. Temperatures are going to be really
close to freezing, so instead of a light, fluffy snow,
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these are going to be kind of wet snow showers
that kind of splat when they hit the ground.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Thirty nine on Friday. All right, marshall, thank you twenty
one right now.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
So we were talking about.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
The the shoveling of the sidewalks, and we're attorneys, and
I don't know a whole bunch of people involved. I
guess we were kind of talking about Chuck.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
Are you there?
Speaker 7 (45:52):
I'm here, hey man. So what do you got for
I got two quick lawyer jokes for you?
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Oh okay?
Speaker 7 (45:57):
What I learned these in law school? Why do they
when lawyers die? Why do they bury them ten feet
deep into instead of the customary.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
Six I'm not sure why, because deep.
Speaker 7 (46:10):
Deep down they're really good people. Now, what happens? What
happens to an attorney when they take viagra. I know
now they get taller.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Ooh, chuck, that was that was me. I've only heard
one lawyer joke that I ever actually really laughed at,
and I think it might have been any young men,
if I'm not mistaken. And he said, yeah, a guy
falls overboard on the ship. He's a plumber. He falls in,
the shock eats him. Then another guy falls over there,
he's a competent, shock eats him. Another guy falls over,
shock circles around, swims away. One shot goes, the other shock. Hey,
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why didn't she eat that? Third guy goes, he's a
lawyer and professional courtesy. I thought that was funny, funny.
It's twenty five years ago that I heard it, but
it made me laugh. Right, that's the only one I've
ever heard.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
So we talked about the Wiener Mobile not too long ago,
and how you could have a job driving around in
a giant Wiener.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Yes, the Oscar.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
I knew we would get Zack's attention. The Oscar Meyer
Wiener Mobile. It's called the Hot Dogger program. If you'll
remember what we were talking about, well, Planters is offering
a similar opportunity to a lucky fan to drive their
Nutmobile for a year. It's a twenty six foot long
peanut truck, and peanutters are brand ambassadors. They're going to
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travel the country spread joy, smiles and peanut puns.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
You get to wear a monocle. I'd do it. If
I could wear a monocle. I think you could. That
would be cool. You could do the cool job like
mister Planter or what is his name? Yeah, and mister
Peanut mister Planter's peanut guy in a top hat. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
For to qualify, you'll need a bachelor's degree in a
field of advertising.
Speaker 3 (47:59):
Stop to drive up peanut truck. I swear it's what
it reads here. Oh that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
So you have a you gotta have a bachelor's degree
in a field of advertising, communications, public relations, or a
related field, as well as a willingness to travel and
be flexible with your schedule. No, you're serious.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
You gotta be flexible.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
Director of Marketing for Planners says and Energy as energetic
ambassadors of the brand are Peanutters travel the country, spreading
smiles enjoyed to millions of people each year.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
Now, how what kind of Now? Can you drive that
past somebody's house if they have an allergy. Is there
a lawsuit there? I'm just wondering.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Uh, it doesn't say about that. You can go to
bea peanut butter dot com or peanutter, not peanut butter sorry,
be a peanutter.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
Oh boy, it could be real bad. You could do
that if you had a bachelor's degree in marketing and
peanut address reading.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Beapeanutter dot com. You submit your application, got to do
it by Valentine's Day? February fourteenth? Is that that?
Speaker 3 (49:08):
That's officially Valentine's That is Valentine's Oh I'm sure your
wife loves hearing that right now. Yeah, don't they move
that around those February fourteen, it's a different day of
the week. It's oh yeah, okay, that's why I got confused. Sorry, man,
I have a small brain. You're in such trouble.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
So you'll need to send a we will say happy
Valentine's Day, and there might be a small like you know,
a Reese's heart, you know the heart shape Rees's peanut butter.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
Yeah, that's like that.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
There's not a lot to it, there's not. Here's the thing.
Her birthday is the eleventh, so three days prior. Now
I end up getting her roses and they think, you know,
this guy's a cheap sob. He's trying to get him
delivered before the fourteenth so he doesn't have to pay.
But the joke is that you still have to pay
(49:57):
crazy money. Oh yeah, even though they're not for Valentine's Day,
it's for her birthday. But they're like, we don't care
what you say if it's even near that date. Wam
you get hit over that head trying to buy those
that time? Anyway, so you send a video and you
got to send a video saying why you should be
the one to draw all this? What did you say
you you make for this?
Speaker 3 (50:18):
Forty five grand a year? Forty five thousand? You need
a bachelor's degree in one of those. Meanwhile, school systems
around the country are hiring people with a pulse to
teach because they don't have enough teachers. But you need
a bachelor's degree to drive the peanut mobile? Yeah, be
a peanutter man dot com. The word today is priorities.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
And then's stupid and then what was the.
Speaker 3 (50:43):
You make?
Speaker 2 (50:44):
What did you make for driving the Wiener? Thirty five
thirty five thousands, so ten more thousand to drive the
peanut mobile.
Speaker 3 (50:52):
Yeah, to be a what exactly do you do? I mean,
what kind of brand ambassador are How many brands? Honestly,
how many brands of peanuts are there out there? What's
your competition? What's your competition? That's a great point. I
mean really it's just store brands, yes, store brand and planters.
That's the peanut people. So I don't I don't get
(51:15):
even what you're out there. Oscar Meyer has you know,
all kinds of various hot dogs, kosher hot dogs, and
all beef franks and footballs and there's a variety peanuts.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
Are peanuts oscar Meyer cons Hebrew National. I mean there
are a bunch of different so you're battling for position there.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
Ballpark used to be one of my favorites. But they
longer plump when I cooked them, So yeah, what happened?
I don't know. They probably took something good out of them,
but they don't get They don't get nearly as big
as they used to get. I got some all Deef
last time around, or were at the bead market. Oh my,
they were giants. They were awesome. Kids hate them. They
want the additives and the fillers. So I'm like okay,
(51:54):
bull Bull got the beef. That's good. Yeah, all you
all you
Show.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Are we supposed to get snow?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I think we're supposed to get snow? Are we already
got a little bit? Did we? Not a lot? But
you know, just a dusting, as they say, Yeah, sitting
right now. It's like he did say, spitting with a
p right, I did, okay, just checking it's spitting snow right.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Oh yeah, No, I didn't say the other one that
that wouldn't even apply in this situation.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I don't know. You do enough cocaine, anything's possible. Yeah,
it's just spitting out there right now.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
It looks like but you were saying, yeah, you got
some earlier because you were having to deal with it, right,
Is that what you Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah, I mean there was a little snowfall, and of
course I hit the road at the wrong time today,
a little behind schedule, and and all the school buses
were starting to come out, and uh, traffic was lined up.
And usually I just jet here, there's nothing in the
way when I'm coming in here, and today, yeah, it
was a little trafficky and snowy and yell at the
car stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
All the bad ease Yeah traffic ee snowy, woopye, whoopee,
get out of my way. E. I got somewhere to
be E.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Stop adding extra consonants to the end of words. You'll
never make it in broadcasting that way. You all right
over there. I guess what's wrong with you? Cheer the
heck up?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Man?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Stop it?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I know exactly what you're doing. Stop it.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You gonna get us in trouble.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Man.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Huh, You're gonna get us in trouble.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I have never been in trouble in my life, right.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Uh. I know you'll be watching or not. The CBJ
going for five in a row tonight versus the Flyers
at Nationwide Arena. Philly is in town, and so the
Jackets really starting to I just hope that they somehow somewhat.
The last two meetings against this team they lost. One
(02:11):
was very close, the one in Philly, and then the
one here at Nationwide Arena was so bad. I think
six to two was the final or something like that.
They just had their way with us, the Flyers did.
So I'm hoping that Jackets are on fire right now,
and I hope that they can add to this maybe
a fifth in a row, five in a row.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
When does their season end? Is it like March?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I think like July or something going far. No, no,
but it feels like that.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Used to have seasons and now everything just kind of
merges after the first of the year. You're playing baseball, basketball, hockey, football,
everything all at the same time. It's weird there's no
separation of sports seasons anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
It does kind of overlap. You were right, It definitely
feels like that. We got the National Championship coming up
on Monday, which has taking us late into January. That
has been a thing for a while though, And the
Monday night game I saw your post. I meant to
mention that on the air. That's been like that since
(03:12):
they started it, and I don't agree with it either.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
No.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Oh, I'm one thousand percent with you. As a matter
of fact, you know, Zach Attack was even saying yesterday,
I think it was yesterday, Zach right, You were like,
what time is that on Monday, and we figured out
seven thirty was the time because I think in the past,
and you were kind of referencing. I think it was basketball.
But I do know that once upon a time, the
(03:37):
National Championship I believe was played later than seven thirty.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I don't know about football. I know in basketball. It
starts at like nine to twenty nine thirty.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
So I was like that, you know what I mean, like,
who doesn't you just you don't want anyone to watch?
I mean, if you're doing that, first of all, it's
a Monday night.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I know. And so if you have no children and
no job, you can celebrate and have a part, aready
and enjoy yourself. But if you have to get up
the next morning and actually be a productive member of society,
it's just like they won. Okay, good night. Well they're
in lies.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
The argument for the Super Bowl on Sunday night, they
have forever been arguments about moving that to Saturday night,
and as far as the National Championship right now, if
they were to try to move that to the weekend,
that gets in the way of the NFL playoffs, So
they don't want to compete with I understand that aspect
of it.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I really do.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Which was interesting Why they so they did the Cotton
Bowl on Friday night, If you'll remember, why couldn't they
just do like this Friday, Just do the National Championship
on Friday night at seven thirty.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
That's nice and convenient.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You're really not stepping on any other pro professional toes
that may well maybe hockey.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
There's no way around it. And that's what I'm saying.
Everything merges this time of year. There's no way to
not conflict with something else. And we got, you know,
the major league, the minor league stuff right here in
Central How many times do you have, like, you know,
the the Blue Jackets are playing at the same table,
Ohio State basketball is going on at the same time.
Maybe the Wizards have a game going on that. We've
(05:10):
got the new girls volleyball team, women's I'm sorry, volleyball team.
I didn't mean to be insulting. It was just a slip.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
But we've got why can't you call it girls?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I don't, I'm sure because somebody will say we're grown women, adults.
I just you never know these days. So instead of
having the conflict, just apologize and keep moving. So I
just say it's you to one of those conflict, the
women's volleyball and I was.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Trying to get you to say girls volleyball.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
No, And to be honest with you, I would like
to support them. However, their initial marketing kind of ticked
me off. God bless them. I wish them the best.
I wish them. Well, however it was it was very
exclusionary to me as a male, and I just felt like,
you know, okay, maybe you don't want me in the stand,
so no, I won't be.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
There was the takeaway for you then that they were
just targeting women. Say that way, what women's power seem
that way? Yes, see, it doesn't have the same feel
when you go women's power. Yeah, I just as girl power.
So Kate, you say girl's volleyball.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
There is a time when you take away the familiar,
and you take it away to the point where you
lose support. Case in point, women's basketball at Ohio State University.
They are the Ohio State women's basketball team. Yes, but
there was a hell of a lot more popularity to
them when they were the Lady Bucks when we but
but then they said, no, don't don't say Lady Bucks.
You have to say Ohio State University women's basketball team.
(06:30):
Lady Bucks was somehow deemed offensive or or whatever. Huh.
And so it's like, you know, doctor Joe Biden, for
goodness sake, nobody nobody wants to You're you're taking us
out in the mix by taking away that familiar. Lady
Bucks was a familiar thing. We all, hey, the lady bucks.
You see that that was the air of Nancy darsh
and Katie Smith playing and so forth. I remember Katie.
(06:51):
We knew the players, we knew the coaches. We we
were behind them. But they took away that that that
familiar thing. If I had to come in here every
day and call you mister Blaze, there, we don't have
no chemistry at all. First of all, you'd have to
change dresses. But the idea that that you don't missus Blazer, missus.
I'm sorry, miss Blazer. I don't want to see her. Yeah,
(07:15):
my pronouns are I U she he she it we
they pick one. What would your pronouns be zach if
you were? He's looking very heterosexual today, so I'd like
to hear this answer them.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
They them, they okay, what what what's that pattern of
the hat that you've got on a it's.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
A skull type cap.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I love it. I just wonder what it is.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
It's the front of it's Michael Myers with a knife like.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Oh, he looks like he works daytime is a lumberjack
and night time and a grunge band. That's the look
he's got going on.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Actually I agree with that.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, yeah, it's a pretty good look. That's what I
was going for. Nail nailed, don't get that? Yeah you
probably you might eat meat tonight. I put a lot
of effort into my yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
And then and then on the side, he's got the
lawnmower business, the inspections, yes, yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
And snowmobile right or snowmower rate, snowblower, snow flower? Did
I say snow you.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Can't see it? How the hell do you fix it? Slower?
You have a snowblower? Yeah, we talked about that the
other day. But sorry, my electric one, well that's right. Yeah,
so two batteries, one of which died already. Yeah, did
you use it yet? I haven't had a chance because
I went to use it and the battery was dead.
So you know, that's why I have grandsons and shovels.
(08:33):
So you sent them out? Oh yeah, get it up?
Do you do that, Zach?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Do you shovel or do you because I know you
have a do you have a snowblower? I know you
have a repair business.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
I actually have a repair business, but for myself, you
don't actually have one. I actually don't have one, So
I gotta, I gotta.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I think you told me you don't have a snowblower
because they always break down and you've got tired of
fixing it. So you said, look, I've got too much
other stuff I've got to get.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
I'm tired of fixing my and I'll just fix other people's,
you know, make a little cash on the side.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I love it so good. Mine's one of those ones.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
You can plug it in to start it, or it
has the poll start right, and I've never tried to
use the poll start on it, because lord knows, I
just throw my shoulder out or do something stupid like that.
You plug that thing in, and when it does fire up,
you got to hurry up. And unplayed, it wants to
run off. It just wants to run away.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Since I started, I had an old Craftsman that had
the start button, the electric start button that never worked
from day one. It never works, so I always just
use the pool cord.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
And well, my again mine, but you have the ability
to plug it literally into the wall and then hit
the button in it. You know, it's a nice, pretty
sweet best five hundred dollars I ever spent for that thing,
best five hundred bucks. So get getting down to what
we were kind of talking about a little bit ago.
(09:58):
Pete Hegsath Secretary of Defense, which is who Trump wants
him confirmed as did pretty amazing today.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I don't know, I started getting mesmer.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I started watching this right away at nine point thirty,
as soon as it all started, and I literally had
to break away from it to get ready and come
into the radio station. But watching all this, and then
when I got here, Elizabeth Warren was giving him the business,
and I'm just like, does this witch ever stop talking?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I yes, And I thought she had I want to say,
somebody said she had like twenty eight questions or something
like that ahead of time, and she was just rapid fire.
He couldn't even answer anything. And I think, what they do,
They have an allotted amount of time, so as a
result him talking takes up their time as well, and
(10:49):
so they have this chunk of time, and clearly they're
going back and forth. We got a you know, Republican center,
they want a Democrat center, then Republican you know, going
back and forth like that. Did you think Krista Jilibrand,
like I hadn't seen her in a while, and I
did hear Beck talking about this when I was on
my way in. But I thought, okay, good, I'm not
crazy because when I saw her, I went, where'd that
(11:11):
hag come from?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Yeah? She has, she has changed. What happened? Do you?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I don't have an explanation.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I couldn't tell you, Chuck. It's bizarre. It's like so
not too long ago.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Wasn't she the one that got harassed in the bathroom
by uh some of the protester or something. I remember
that in Arizona or yeah, and and there were like
pictures and I was like, whoa. When I saw that
during that time, I thought, wow, she's she's actually kind
of attractive. And then I see this today and I go,
(11:46):
what happened to this woman? And I swear her teeth
looked gray. I was like, I was in shock. It
was literally like somebody swapped her out for a different
Kirsten Gillibrand.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Don't say that, because that's the next conspiracy theory. Now
it's going to be all over Twitter tonight. Boy.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
She was yelling at Pete boy, she was reading him
the Riot Act, and I thought Pete did really well.
I think I was telling you earlier. I was, or
it may have been well, somebody I was talking to earlier,
and to.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Listen to him.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
He was very calm and very cool, very collected during this.
But all of these these women coming at him and
it was just like most of the No, there was
obviously some of the male senators, but he's very subjective.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Okay, let me give you a headline here. This is
from the Daily Beast, which you know, as everybody knows,
is extremely conservative. Sneering Pete Haigseith immediately torn aparty in
confirmation showdown. Oh get me a bet. See it's this
is all how people can say anything they want to say.
It doesn't need to have any basis in reality at all.
(12:55):
They if they want to make it look like something,
they're going to make it look like something I watched
and I was impressed absolutely. But here here you've got
a headline that he's torn apart.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Really he's gonna get confirmed, It's gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
It's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
He did. He was very measured, kept his cool, and
I would have struggled with some of that. I think
sitting there listening to them just spew all over social media,
people are roasting these Democrat senators for all the lying
that they're just parading out there. They've learned nothing from
this election. Nothing. They continue to spew this idiocy and
(13:35):
all this misinformation and all that it's so incorrect, most
of the stuff that they're saying, and they've learned nothing.
The American people are rejecting that. You know what, it's
got to play out with their seat when they're up
for reelection.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
I kind of hope they continue to learn nothing. Yeah,
I mean, can you imagine what's going to happen in
two years if the Trump presidency is what we believe
it will be and they continue to be idiots? Hope
and pray only hope. Could you see us with a
four hundred seat majority. I mean, that'd be a nice day.
Oh man, holy cow. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Anyway, so if it's any indication what happened with Pete,
hopefully everybody else is going to be lining up will
do well.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Did you see Senator Graham Lindsey Graham saying he's a
no go on on RFK? He really, yeah, he's a
no go on that. Oh well, so I went, well,
there's only I think we have a three seat majority now,
So I'm like okay, but could you see Fetterman actually.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Voting fan doing that. He's like, yes, I told you,
I think. I think by the end of twenty twenty five,
Fetterman's going to switch his political allegiance. And at that
point the party will start to say, well, you know,
the stroke made him crazy. Well you know, we weren't
supposed to see it when he ran and we couldn't
believe Pennsylvania elected him. But if he changes, if he
flips parties, they're to say, well, the stroke made him
(15:01):
crazy is what it is.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Definitely they'll run that up the flag bolt. Until then
they're they're like, what, everything's fine with him? What are
you talking about? He's allowed to wear sweats into the
Senate chamber.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
It's all, yeah, we don't care what he wears. And
I have to compliment his wife, by the way, because
I thought she would just be a little bit nuts,
and she has really maintained herself while he's been in office.
Good for her.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Boris and the Mark Blazer Show on six ' ten WTVN.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
So I got some comment Carol, my one Facebook friend
and also awake in one eighty mate, I like to
call her. She sent me a note and said Delaware
it was snowing to beat the band. Then I got
another one from Don, who's been I recognize his name.
He's been a listener for I think about as long
as I've been on TVN and he sent me a
(15:50):
note saying I knew Albany it was coming down pretty good.
And I asked both of them had they driven and
Carol had not. But Don said he went to pick
up his son and said there was just kind of
a dusting on the roads. He lives on the outskirts
the western edge of a New Albany, and so as
far as that goes, he said, it really wasn't that
big of a deal.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
But the you know, it was a dusting up there
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
But Chief Meteorologist Marshall McPeek joining us, now, well we're
here in Johnny reporting there was a couple of different
accidents in the Polaris seventy one area, so I maybe
snow related. I'm not sure, but of course that's in
the Delaware County area, so maybe.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Marian's got a Level one snow emergency at this point.
So that means that the sheriff has assessed the situation
and said, you know, maybe we.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Should just be extra careful out here.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
So a level one means you've probably got some slick
spots and it's worth being extra cautious while you're out,
but you can still be out on the roads.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
We do have some snow showers.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
In the area, and some of that is going to
create slick spots on the roads out there.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Right now.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
Some of the heaviest snow in the area is down
into Ashville on twenty three. Down towards Circleville and Springfield
gett a litle, litle bit of light snow as well.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
It might even be the farther.
Speaker 6 (17:03):
West you go, just enough to reduce some visibilities a
little bit. We're gonna deal with some scattered snow showers
through the next couple of hours. Then these will taper off,
but the frigid cold settles in after that. We'll drop
to five for an overnight load tonight. Your wind chills
first thing Wednesday morning are going to be well below zero.
Wednesday afternoon partly clowny. Nineteen degrees.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
That's it.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
So we are almost twenty degrees below average for this
time of the year, and we'll get some wet snowshowers
on Thursday with a heiin year thirty one.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
All right, thanks Marshall. It's twenty two right now. Travis
Kelsey rooting for the Buckeyes.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Which Kelsey is he is? He is?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
He the not the one with the big the one
with the big belly and beard. That's his brother Jason. Okay,
and when I say big belly, he's not really big.
He was alignman, defensive big belly lineman. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Jason,
who just looks like a Neanderthal looks.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Okay, So Travis is the one that Stayton woods her face. Yeah, Taylor,
Taylor Swift, Yeah, oh Taylor. Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
So he was saying on he was, well, he's a
Cleveland Heights native. Now they're from Cleveland, he and Jason.
So he's rooting for the Buckeyes. Yes, I'll take it, sensible,
I'll take it.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
And you know they they're playing on what is it
Saturday this weekend? I think the Chiefs, I don't know, Yes, Saturday,
four thirty. They are taking on the Texans. So the
Texans are going to Kansas City to battle them. Kansas
(18:38):
City an eight point favorite right now for that game
for the playoffs on Saturday at four thirty. Then the
Commanders are at the Lions Saturday night at eight o'clock game.
I'm rooting for the Lions. I really am it long
it's been a long time exactly, and I will be
so happy. And our boss is a Lions fan as well.
(19:01):
But I'm I'm really I'm really happy for that franchise
right now. That Dan Campbell is, I love him and
everything about it.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
You know, I'm jealous. I don't follow it that quickly.
But what is Kansas City done to kind of lose
their mojo? Because that whole, uh, that Denver thing, just
that freaked me out. None of the starters started. There's
nothing there, man it They just don't care because they're
an automatic so they just sent in the third.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Why why would they that game meant nothing, they already
had home field. Why would you start Patrick? Dude, you
don't start.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Any of your starters. I'm saying it didn't matter. So
that's kind of okay.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Now, hell no, because dude, some crazy weird injury happens.
Now you have Travis Kelcey out with a knee, or
you know, Patrick Mahomes gets leveled, somebody, you know, helmet
to helmet cracks him. He already had a helmet I
think crack this year.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Did you see that? I think it was this year?
Was that this year's that?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I think it was this year or it was recent
I know that, but he had one of his helmets crack.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
But anyway, I just thought.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
It was cool.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Travis is gonna root for the buck guys. Fantastic, that's cool, great,
great he should if he wants to root for winners.
Uh yeah, he said, I'm an Ohio football guy. I'm
cheering for all Ohio football, baby, is what he ended
up saying. Well, there's no other Ohio football for you
to cheer for right now.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
No, No, That's why I'm so disconnected from the NFL
at this point. The Browns are out, the Bengals are out,
even the Steelers are out. There's it'll be one of
those Super Bowls where, seriously, I'll if there's cartoons on,
I may watch that.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
I saw Patrick Mahomes helmet cracked against the Dolphins in January.
It was negative four degrees. Yes, obviously contributed to last year.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, So now we need to heat
the helmets. Is it the temperatures that's making them do that?
Because I would. I would assume with all the concussion
worries out there, that.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
They put a space heater in the helmets.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
There's got to be something.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
He's just like there's an extension cord coming out of it.
Now the I feel like there was some sort of
something that happened during the manufacturing of that specific helmet.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Now think about it.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
How many other helmets were on the field for that game,
and how many helmets have we seen year after year
after year who play in that kind of temperature.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Yeah, they don't have any problems.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
So I feel like there was something freak that happened
during the manufacturing of his particular helmet. Thank god it didn't.
It wasn't to the tune of a crack. And then
his brain is, you know, injured. And look, I'm as
tired of Patrick Mahomes as everybody else, But I don't
want to see the guy. He's a dad, he's a
new dad. He just had another one.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Why don't you like the patrin I just seem tired
of him. It seems like a nice guy. He's the
new Tom Brady. Yes he is. Yeah, I'm just.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Mad because he's so good. It's not fair. I don't know,
I'm just a mad as a Steeler fan. Are you
mad as a Bengals fan?
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Well?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Way, you have Joe Burrow, so he's but one man's
not a team mate.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
So yeah, anyway, thank you Travis for routing, rooting, and tooting.
What else was Oh, I think we're gonna save that
the sidewalk thing. Okay, that's fine, I want to save
that till Yeah, we'll get to that next hour. I
got you most affordable cities in America? Now, what's interesting
about that? And thanks Zach for sending me this article.
(22:22):
But what's what's interesting about this? They do the top
twenty five most affordable cities in America, excuse me, in America,
and uh, every major city in Ohio is in the
top twenty five.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Okay, I think that's pretty good. I just I'd love
to see more parameters about how they decide about affordability.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Well, it's household spending on It's funny you say this.
Alarm and security, auto insurance, auto loan, cable and internet,
health insurance, life insurance, mobile phone, mortgage, rent utilities. Those
are all mixed in to the formula to come up
with the most affordable city but it's just the.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Cost of things or because I mean, those things could
all cost double whatever it is they cost. But if
the income in those cities was triple whatever the median
income is, no, then it would still be low. So
I'm just saying affordable is kind of subjective, depending upon
how much people are making.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I see what you're saying there. Interesting, Yeah, I don't
have an answer for it.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Well, then dog gonet get somebody on the phone.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
So at number one, the most affordable city is Detroit, Detroit, Michigan.
The average monthly spend is one thousand, six hundred and
forty dollars in Detroit, HM. Cleveland is next at number two,
one seven hundred and thirty five dollars, dating at three
with one thousand, seven hundred and seventy three dollars, and
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then we go all the way down into fifteen. In
this top twenty five most affordable city, Cincinnati is there, okay,
two than sixty five dollars. Again, the monthly cost and
all of those things I'm referenced to her.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
This is not looking good for the state capitol so far.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Columbus is at eighteen two, one hundred and one dollars
monthly but all for major cities in the well, Toledo
wasn't in there, which is kind of odd, right, Toledo
costs more than some of these others.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
It's crazy. I still don't think we should have fought
Michigan over Toledo. I should have let them keep it,
just saying I do have to kind of agree that
it's Toledo. What's it got going for it? Jamie Farr? Okay,
now we're done.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Jamie Farr. But they also have a really good hot
dog joint up there.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Yeah, yeah, Tony pakaz Or. Yes, Jamie Farr talked about
all the time, by the way, and there it is.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Those two things are the best Toledo reference.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
People from Toledo right now are going get the guns,
Margaret way handed for Columbus not to.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Break in here. But there's something way more important that
came from Toledo.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
What what me? Oh you're from Toledo.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Oh I was born there, But oh I didn't know
that interesting?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah you ever had Tony Paco's.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
No, no, no, I haven't been back since I was
like six months old. But I thought that was important
to interjack probably, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Let him back once I saw what he became or
what show he's on. They're like, oh, yeah, you definitely
aren't allowed. The city parameters are closed off if he's
headed that way. Oh, it's National dress Up your Pet Day.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Yeah. Yeah, it's a national whatever fill in the blank
day every day.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Multiple things that did that run its court. You know
the fact that every day there's like seventy five different
national whatever days, it's kind of loses any kind of.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Yes, there's no no relevance to most of them. It
feels like it, Yeah, it's national, don't care about the
national day day.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
So it's National dress up your Pet Day today and
celebrate by dressing up your furry family member. It says
in comfortable pet clothing. There is no such thing. I'm convinced.
We've had two small dogs now and Jasmine, our toy
rat terrier we had for eighteen years, almost eighteen years.
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She would get depressed when there's another way to describe it.
You would put on a sweater or whatever. And that
dog was eight pounds of fury, and that was as
fat as she got eight pounds, and most of her
life was around the seven pound mark.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
She had no body fat on her.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
So I kind of understood why my wife was always
wanting to put a sweater on her or whatever.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
But we would say it was the fuck.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Do you know when they give you that when like
Lupa gives you that look like you go, you say
something that you know she's not in favor of, and
she kind of gives you that.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Oh no, Yeah, her head will lower and it's like
if you know, if you want to take a bath,
she doesn't like that, right, and she'll just put her
head down. It's like she's, yes, I'm subject to your whims, daddy,
but I'm gonna hate this.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
I gotta cut your nails.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Yes, but she wants me to cut hers. Hers are
outrageous right now.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
So she but she doesn't like it, no, dog like
hates it. But she got to be done.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Yeah, you just go, lamp like. You just hold her,
turn her over on her belly and rub her belly
and I'll keep her occupied that way while the queen
does the snip snip.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I've seen guys on YouTube or whatever that will smear
peanut butter on their head, like right here, or they'll
put there. I saw a guy take a paper plate.
He duct taped the lower third of the paper plate
around his head, so it was sticking up and he
had peanut butter smeared all over it, and his wife
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was holding the dog facing him, so the nail were
right in his face, and the dog's licking furiously, and
he's like trying to clip the dog's nails, and I go,
whatever it takes.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
I guess when the peanut butter disappears though your foreheads.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Next, well you have a plate there, a paper plate.
And then but you're right for the guy who just
puts it right on his head, you're right.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Then it starts.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Yeah, you start going I'm bleeding.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Stop with that rough tongue of yours. Anyway, she's a
little dog, but she's got that mouth like a piranha.
You don't want to don't want to get her upset
and close to you at the same time.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Right anyway you would say, We would say to her,
you come on, let's put your sweater on. She would buy.
She would have that looking like, man, I don't want
to do this. And I used to say, well, you
leave that dog alone. She looks look at her, and
then she would hardly walk. She would just sit and
stare at you. As soon as you'd take it off.
(28:53):
She'd run around, let's start doing zoomies. She'd be so happy. Well,
Esther's not a big fan of it either, but Esther is,
she's just crazy. But yeah, it's national dress your Pet Up,
Dress Up your Pet Day. So there are a lot
of people you see where they put the shoes on
them the little I understand what you're trying to do there.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
But those poor dogs they walk, you know, yes, completely
off balance, and just bring them in and let them
warm their feet when they're done doing their business and
they're happy, and that's yeah, that's that's not right either. Shoes.
When I tell a little bit it's time to put
your clothes on, that means I need to put her
collar back on. And she knows what her clothes are.
And if I put the collar on, I don't have
(29:32):
like the rabies tag and the license and it doesn't jingle.
She's upset. She wants the jingle. She likes the jingle,
speaking of which I ordered at missus Cinciano hasn't arrived yet.
It's dog license time. I saw that. Yeah, I was
still waiting on it to come in the mail. So
you were telling me during like a break or two ago.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
It was during the break, You're like, there's a letter
to the editor and it was on shoveling sidewalks.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Oh yeah, back in the olden days, I was talking
about that. So there's a.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
There's a you can get fined for not shoveling your sidewalk.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Yes, is that's pretty much every letter he says. If
you've failed to remove snow from your sidewalks, you can
be fined up to one hundred and fifty dollars for
a minor misdemeanor. Or snow's pushed into the street, it
can be a third degree misdemeanor with up to a
five hundred dollars fine and sixty days in jail. If
it's difficult to remove all of the snow, residents are
required to use sand or road salt to make the
sidewalk safer. This year, and as far as I can remember,
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the city of Columbus never cleared snow from my neighborhood streets,
even when we had heavy snow. I think the city
should pay each home owner a fine of one hundred
and fifty dollars each time it fails to remove snow
from a residential street. Fair is fair, George. I think
it's el Marquis. Perhaps it's a difficult last name. George
elm Margie. I'm sorry if I messed that up. A
(30:49):
letter to the editor in a dispatch and you go, George.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I like, I like, so the shut the sidewalk shoveling.
When I was out shoveling on what day was that Saturday?
And like, I was finishing up the driveway and my
back is smoked at this point, and I'm like, I
gotta keep going with these sidewalks because you my neighbors
(31:14):
on both sides. He had a snowblower out and he
and I think somebody did. I didn't see any one
of your sidewalk.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
No, but because I could go talk to him, no,
but he stopped, and.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
I was just like, could you just have finished my sidewalk, man,
I'm not asking you to do my drive area beer.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
You could have just come another ten feet down here
and hand on my sidewalk please. But no. I don't
know why people are like that snow was a thing.
I had a neighbor he's gone now, thank goodness, because
he sucked years ago.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
That the snow is terrible.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
You talk about Zach. My sons were still young back then.
They were at home. We got a heavy snow and
when I got home, they had shoveled out in front
of my house a place for me to park with
no snow. Considerate of them. This soob next door with
his four x four Toyota truck parks in front of
my house in that spot, in the spot that they
(32:09):
shoveled out for me. Yes, we did have words.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
So you went over and said, oh, yes, I did.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
You're like, hey man, the guy had a driveway and
a garage and he chose to park where I park
every day. No, not gonna happen. What was his answer
to you? Oh, it is stuff. Maybe the city came
through and did it. Well, did the city do anything
else on the street, you moron? Yeah, it's just that
spot in front of spot that special. The mayor send
somebody out just to do that for me.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
I'll tell you what. That guy's a liar and he
got called out and he just said, uh, you know
that was his That was the best.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Thing could come up with. He's a piece of crap.
Never liked him.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
So I hear about that kind of stuff all the
time in apartment situations, never typically in a home slash neighborhoods. Yeah, setting,
especially when it's right in front of your house.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Yeah. For him to do something like that, man, it
was was it was just not only heartless, but stupid.
I will say this, I Stone.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
I was out of town when I went the weekend
to DC to go to the certification, the election certification.
Stone's like, Dad, I went to go out and shovel
the driveway and it's already done. I was like what,
And I thought immediately my one neighbor did it. So
I sent him a text. I said, Hey, thanks, man,
Are you the one that did He's like, no, it
(33:28):
wasn't me. It was so it's another guy across the street, John.
So I sent John a note and I said, hey,
thank you so much for doing that. I really appreciate it.
So I do have neighbors that do stuff like that.
He didn't even know I was out of town. And
they all of us know who has a snowblower. We've
lived there long enough, so he knows I have one,
but he just did it.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Now.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
When I first got mine, literally the first couple of years,
I would go across the street and blow theirs off
and go to the next door. I was just out
there like this is fun, you know exactly, So I
started doing everybody's around the area. I just kept doing it,
and I didn't expect anything out I was just doing
it just because I was out there having fun.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Well that's because you're not the City of Columbus. You
did something nice. I think this is a good conversation
to have. I mean, look, you're going to be held
accountable as a citizen. The city has said has stated
publicly we will do neighborhood streets if they're not doing
your neighborhood. Yeah, there should be some accountability there. And
I did a couple of weeks ago. I remember grousing about,
(34:28):
you know, the old lady who gets code enforcement at
the door. You have chipping paint on the front of
your house. We're going to find you if you don't
get that hand ten degrees outside you wanted to paint
the house. And at the same time, you know, I
drive past a city park every day with just the
giant homeless encampment and a wheelchair. I don't know how
they hell they got a wheelchair down there, but you
(34:49):
know that's okay that we're not going to do anything
about that. Yeah, homeless camp in the public park. Kids.
It's over Glenwood Park on the west side, big sled hill.
There famous sled hill for the west side. Well, the
kids get to sled down the hill and then you
walk through the homeless camp.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
No.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
No, if the city is not going to be responsible
for maintaining those parks, why should anybody be responsible for
their chipping paint, or their loose gutter or anything else.
You cannot hold the people to a higher standard than
the government that is supposed to serve them.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
I don't even know how to feel about the sidewalk thing.
Man on the side note, because I'm like, you're gonna
find me for not doing the sidewalk so somebody can
just walk by, and if somebody takes a spill on sidewalk,
you haven't treated. I wonder how that goes in the
court of law. I mean, I guess technically you would
be on the hook.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
For that right. It would have to be litigated. There
is no assumed I heard that again a couple of
weeks ago when the snow started falling that I guess
the state Supreme Court had ruled that there was no
assumed responsibility of a homeowner for something like that. Unless
it was on their property, and the sidewalk is public property,
so it would have to be litigated. Now, if they
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were on your port or on steps leading up to
your house, that's a different matter.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Well let's say somebody's coming up selling something, right, so
they're going door to door and maybe you have a
sign that says no soliciting. So now they come up
on your porch and they take a spill. So now
what Now they'll just you know, uh, they'll call a lawyer,
and then you would go. First of all, I had
a sign and said no solicity. Yeah, so they weren't
(36:24):
even supposed to be there to begin. I just on
private property. It was duly posted that you were not
welcome on this private property. And that's the tack you're
It will cost you a fortune not to have to
pay out a fortune. You'll have to go to court
and litigate it.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
And cost you a fortune. Did not have to pay out? Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Hey, Chris, welcome to the show on the Legacy Retirement
Group dot com fundlines.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
How are you?
Speaker 7 (36:44):
How you doing doing?
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Good man?
Speaker 4 (36:47):
But I'll tell you what it was. Many many years ago,
the city of Columbus had dropped that bs that you
have to have your sidewalks clear, and that includes businesses
and residential. My father ended his career on the first
snowfall in nineteen eighty eight, stepping up into a business
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he was delivering bread, stepped up on the curb. They
hadn't shoveled the driveway yet, fell down and broke his
right shoulder. And when they did it, when he did it,
they had to go in and put a boat in
his arm, and that pretty much said you're not never
going to work a bug your head again.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
So did he win? Did he litigate?
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Yes, try to and they said no, sorry about you.
Luck can't know anything about.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
It, oh man, So no go for him?
Speaker 4 (37:33):
I get yeah. I guess it was just like maybe
the year before the city of the city council said oh,
you don't have to worry about that anymore, because I
guess people were trying to get all suit happy. Do
you remember the eighties when you know everybody was starting
to sue everybody?
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah that Chris, thanks man, that's unfortunate to
hear that, you know, it ended up ending his career.
John Welcome to the show.
Speaker 8 (37:57):
Hey guys, Hey, Wellawyer and me just once again these
things that they don't remember. Any of the cases I'm
going to cite. The Ohio Supreme Court did rule some
years ago that you are under no obligation to clear
your sidewalks, depending on who actually owns them, whether it's
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a city or it's on your property and you have
a sidewalk installed, and they basically said that you either
leave it alone and do nothing, or if you're going
to do it, you'd do it right. You clear the
ice of snow if you can throw sand down. But basically,
somebody walking across your property, well, it's like crossing railroad tracks.
(38:42):
It's private property. It's a privilege afforded you, but it
can always be taken away. So you're not really under
any obligation to clear your sidewalks at all. Now this
has gone to the US Supreme Court and the call
at Court of Michigan. I forget the case. I think
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it was something like Thompson versus Grand Rapids. The Supreme
Court said that requiring you to do something that you
would have to pay somebody else to do is involuntary
servitude under the thirteenth Amendment of the United States Constitution. Therefore,
unless the city is willing to pay you to shovel
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your sidewalk, then you're under no obligation to do anything
with lack of consideration. You can just say, hey, how
much are you willing to pay me for it?
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Interesting?
Speaker 8 (39:37):
That's what my price is. One hundred and fifty dollars
to my side.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
That the exact amount they would find you. That's funny. Hey,
you still driving truck?
Speaker 8 (39:47):
I just serviced the Durmacs Planet Nights over here in Moraine.
That's all I do. Now make the occasional trip up
the Winnipeg But that's it all right.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
Yeah, I hadn't heard from you a while.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Man, Happy New Year, Thanks the good new I know
you're listening, and thanks for calling in brother, appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Thanks man. So that's that's somebody you talked to before.
Obviously went from being an attorney to a truck driver. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
He I don't know his whole story, but clearly I
knew that he was a truck driver once upon a time.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
He's uh goes by Yeah wow, Yeah, that says something
about the legal profession. I think just saying if I
could go back in time, I might be a truck
driver over the road. Guy, see the world sor see
the country, and yeah, yeah, because I love being behind
the wheel.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
What's the old joke? And please, if you're an attorney,
don't take offense to this. The old joke is, what's
the difference between a dead snake and the road and
a dead attorney?
Speaker 3 (40:37):
There's skid marks in front of the snake.
Speaker 9 (40:39):
Oh you're so meant calm, news, traffic, weather, sports, and
the Mark Blazer Show on six ' ten WTVN. Doom
never understood most of what he said, but man, it
(41:00):
sounded good.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
It does.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
But it's just like, wait, what are you Ednie?
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Are you okay? And that's it. That's all I get
out of that whole song. Are you okay?
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Annie?
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Penny? Are you okay? The word mirror? I think I
remember the word mirror? Yeah, I don't. I don't even
know what he was saying on any of that. I'm
still trying to figure out, after all these years, how
exactly does one shamon? I can't I can't do it.
I'm assuming it's some kind of leg maneuver. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
And does anybody know is Annie okay?
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Annie? I don't know who is Annie? We we don't
even know who she is. We can't go to the
house in check on her because we didn't get a
last name that we get some I d for Annie Marshall.
Are you okay? Are you okay? Marshall's sweeping alone. I
saw that poor, pathetic picture he put on his Facebook page.
Did you see that Marshall in a dust mop? What happened?
(41:57):
He's sweeping up in front of the weather screen, in
front of the green screen. He just looks so lonely
up there with his dust mop, walking in front of.
Speaker 6 (42:05):
As I said, it is a multifaceted job here at
ABC six and Fox twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Marshall is chief meteorologist slash dust mopper. Yeah. I walked
over to the wall and I'm like, wow, this is disgusting.
No wonder I'm sneezing all the time that false off
Andrew mop falls off.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
It's all coming off of Andrew in the morning. That's
why that.
Speaker 6 (42:28):
Way it's dusty here in the studio, so it is
cold outside.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Oh and this is just the beginning.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Just you wait, I'm hating him so much.
Speaker 6 (42:45):
So so somebody came down from the news room a
few minutes ago and they're like, hey, so it's gonna
be cold this week, but I heard it's gonna be
chilling next week too. I'm like, oh, you have no
idea next week. Oh this is gonna suck. It's gonna
be just like this week. Yeah, oh yeah, oh no colder?
What colder?
Speaker 2 (43:03):
You can't get colder.
Speaker 6 (43:05):
So here's the thing, and this is this is why
we look at a dozen models every day because they
all have their own eccentricities, and some of them go
weird and they do they do stuff, so you have
to sort of interpret which ones might be a little
closer to reality. But I had one model for next
week that was going ten to fourteen below as an
air temperature. Like no, no, no, no, I don't think
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so that's that's that's a little much.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
That's cool.
Speaker 6 (43:29):
No, But the rest of them, uh, hang on, stand
by this literally just.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
In bullet bulletin.
Speaker 6 (43:38):
This is a brand breaking winter weather advisory. Yes, that
covers I'm pretty much all of central Ohio.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
And that is going to run. Is that now, Marshall?
Speaker 6 (43:50):
That literally just can't like, just this second came in. Uh,
that's going to go into effect until eight o'clock this evening.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
It's not doing anything here around you know, outside the
iHeart Compound, which is down the street from you, we
got nothing.
Speaker 6 (44:05):
So this literally at four forty one, so sixty seconds
ago from the National Weather Service in Wilmington, a winter
weather advisory in effect until eight o'clock this evening, falling
and blowing snow accumulations up to an inch and some
reduced visibilities. So that covers pretty much all of the
Columbus metro area and down into southern Ohio.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
So winter in Miami weather advisory, that's what I want.
Have you ever seen the iguana warnings?
Speaker 6 (44:34):
No, they heavy hilarious because when it drops into the forties,
the iguanas literally get so.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Cold they'll fall out of a tree.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
They lose their grip.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Oh I've heard that.
Speaker 6 (44:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And they literally will fall out of
a tree. I mean they land. If they land in
the grass, they're good. If they land on a busy highway,
it's a problem. But if they land in the grass,
they just they wake up when it gets warm and
they run away and it's fine. But anyway, all right,
So that's just in So that goes until eight o'clock tonight.
(45:07):
Some snow showers are out there now and those are
going to end by eight nine o'clock tonight, and after
that it's just frigid cold five for an overnight load tonight.
Your wind chills are going to be down below zero.
Wednesday nineteen, we're partly cloudy, and then we'll get some
wet snow on Thursday. Temperatures are going to be really
close to freezing, so instead of a light, fluffy snow,
(45:27):
these are going to be kind of wet snow showers
that kind of splat when they hit the ground.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Thirty nine on Friday. All right, marshall, thank you twenty
one right now.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
So we were talking about.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
The the shoveling of the sidewalks, and we're attorneys, and
I don't know a whole bunch of people involved. I
guess we were kind of talking about Chuck.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
Are you there?
Speaker 7 (45:52):
I'm here, hey man. So what do you got for
I got two quick lawyer jokes for you?
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Oh okay?
Speaker 7 (45:57):
What I learned these in law school? Why do they
when lawyers die? Why do they bury them ten feet
deep into instead of the customary.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
Six I'm not sure why, because deep.
Speaker 7 (46:10):
Deep down they're really good people. Now, what happens? What
happens to an attorney when they take viagra. I know
now they get taller.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Ooh, chuck, that was that was me. I've only heard
one lawyer joke that I ever actually really laughed at,
and I think it might have been any young men,
if I'm not mistaken. And he said, yeah, a guy
falls overboard on the ship. He's a plumber. He falls in,
the shock eats him. Then another guy falls over there,
he's a competent, shock eats him. Another guy falls over,
shock circles around, swims away. One shot goes, the other shock. Hey,
(46:49):
why didn't she eat that? Third guy goes, he's a
lawyer and professional courtesy. I thought that was funny, funny.
It's twenty five years ago that I heard it, but
it made me laugh. Right, that's the only one I've
ever heard.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
So we talked about the Wiener Mobile not too long ago,
and how you could have a job driving around in
a giant Wiener.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Yes, the Oscar.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
I knew we would get Zack's attention. The Oscar Meyer
Wiener Mobile. It's called the Hot Dogger program. If you'll
remember what we were talking about, well, Planters is offering
a similar opportunity to a lucky fan to drive their
Nutmobile for a year. It's a twenty six foot long
peanut truck, and peanutters are brand ambassadors. They're going to
(47:36):
travel the country spread joy, smiles and peanut puns.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
You get to wear a monocle. I'd do it. If
I could wear a monocle. I think you could. That
would be cool. You could do the cool job like
mister Planter or what is his name? Yeah, and mister
Peanut mister Planter's peanut guy in a top hat. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
For to qualify, you'll need a bachelor's degree in a
field of advertising.
Speaker 3 (47:59):
Stop to drive up peanut truck. I swear it's what
it reads here. Oh that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
So you have a you gotta have a bachelor's degree
in a field of advertising, communications, public relations, or a
related field, as well as a willingness to travel and
be flexible with your schedule. No, you're serious.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
You gotta be flexible.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
Director of Marketing for Planners says and Energy as energetic
ambassadors of the brand are Peanutters travel the country, spreading
smiles enjoyed to millions of people each year.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
Now, how what kind of Now? Can you drive that
past somebody's house if they have an allergy. Is there
a lawsuit there? I'm just wondering.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Uh, it doesn't say about that. You can go to
bea peanut butter dot com or peanutter, not peanut butter sorry,
be a peanutter.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
Oh boy, it could be real bad. You could do
that if you had a bachelor's degree in marketing and
peanut address reading.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Beapeanutter dot com. You submit your application, got to do
it by Valentine's Day? February fourteenth? Is that that?
Speaker 3 (49:08):
That's officially Valentine's That is Valentine's Oh I'm sure your
wife loves hearing that right now. Yeah, don't they move
that around those February fourteen, it's a different day of
the week. It's oh yeah, okay, that's why I got confused. Sorry, man,
I have a small brain. You're in such trouble.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
So you'll need to send a we will say happy
Valentine's Day, and there might be a small like you know,
a Reese's heart, you know the heart shape Rees's peanut butter.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
Yeah, that's like that.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
There's not a lot to it, there's not. Here's the thing.
Her birthday is the eleventh, so three days prior. Now
I end up getting her roses and they think, you know,
this guy's a cheap sob. He's trying to get him
delivered before the fourteenth so he doesn't have to pay.
But the joke is that you still have to pay
(49:57):
crazy money. Oh yeah, even though they're not for Valentine's Day,
it's for her birthday. But they're like, we don't care
what you say if it's even near that date. Wam
you get hit over that head trying to buy those
that time? Anyway, so you send a video and you
got to send a video saying why you should be
the one to draw all this? What did you say
you you make for this?
Speaker 3 (50:18):
Forty five grand a year? Forty five thousand? You need
a bachelor's degree in one of those. Meanwhile, school systems
around the country are hiring people with a pulse to
teach because they don't have enough teachers. But you need
a bachelor's degree to drive the peanut mobile? Yeah, be
a peanutter man dot com. The word today is priorities.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
And then's stupid and then what was the.
Speaker 3 (50:43):
You make?
Speaker 2 (50:44):
What did you make for driving the Wiener? Thirty five
thirty five thousands, so ten more thousand to drive the
peanut mobile.
Speaker 3 (50:52):
Yeah, to be a what exactly do you do? I mean,
what kind of brand ambassador are How many brands? Honestly,
how many brands of peanuts are there out there? What's
your competition? What's your competition? That's a great point. I
mean really it's just store brands, yes, store brand and planters.
That's the peanut people. So I don't I don't get
(51:15):
even what you're out there. Oscar Meyer has you know,
all kinds of various hot dogs, kosher hot dogs, and
all beef franks and footballs and there's a variety peanuts.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
Are peanuts oscar Meyer cons Hebrew National. I mean there
are a bunch of different so you're battling for position there.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
Ballpark used to be one of my favorites. But they
longer plump when I cooked them, So yeah, what happened?
I don't know. They probably took something good out of them,
but they don't get They don't get nearly as big
as they used to get. I got some all Deef
last time around, or were at the bead market. Oh my,
they were giants. They were awesome. Kids hate them. They
want the additives and the fillers. So I'm like okay,
(51:54):
bull Bull got the beef. That's good. Yeah, all you
all you
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