April 16, 2024 • 12 mins
On today's episode Selena talked about a painful fracture that one man had to deal with.
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(00:00):
Wild stot Wild walked off. I'mnot sure where she went. No,
I don't know. It's me Selena. We got Graham here, I'm here
chet. He just walked in.You know where Jess disappeared to. I
have no idea. Who gives afart? Okay? Right along? Well,
did you guys see the story aboutthe guy who broke his dick while
(00:21):
he was sleeping? What do youmean? How do you how do you
bring I've heard that before about breakingyour dick? Is it possible? It's
not. It's it's not a bone, so it doesn't like break, but
like your dick can break, right, it's a weird thing. Well in
this case, I think, oh, that sounds so painful. All right,
So this guy twenty seven years old, right, he had to undergo
(00:44):
emergency surgery after he fractured it intwo places while sleeping, which left him
with an egg plant deformity. Whatdoes that mean? I don't know.
Apparently he had like a like abone ski while he was sleeping, which
is very common, extremely common,and he rolled over and it like snap,
(01:04):
I guess, in two places,and then there was all this swelling.
He like he like slept on itwrong all the time we're talking about
like necks and bags, my neck, my back, my erection snaps in
my crack. Yeah, my erectioncracked. I just don't get it.
How does it snap in two places? How does it fracture in two places?
(01:26):
It doesn't make sense to me.I don't know I have one of
these things. Yeah. And sleeping, Yeah, it's painful. Yeah,
it's every guy's it's happened to,but it doesn't like it doesn't You really
would have had to like violently,like maybe and maybe he did. We
don't know this guy's sleeping habits.But I still cheese. Mike keeps going
(01:49):
limp and keeps dropping down. Doyou think your mic is reacting to the
different story and it's like, watch, I'll show you how this how this
happens, and just goes I again, actually in two places? That doesn't
make sense. Again, that's morelike if it was a bone. It's
not a bone. I know.But we hear we hear stories every once
in a while of a guy,same thing. It's fractured, you know,
(02:10):
because he's having you know, adultsrelationships. The Well Thoughts podcast.
You can say, I know,but I'm like, really, nervous.
Now we're getting a new boss.I him to hear this. We really
found out the station's going to bepushing this out on all socials. Like
that makes me really nervous. Yeah, welcome in, new boss of youlous.
But it's not and heard of.We hear you know from time to
(02:31):
time a guy getting a fracture whenyou know he's in that moment. And
yes, to me again, that'smore like it seems like closer to like
pulling a muscle, even though it'snot a muscle, but more similar to
like pulling a muscle, or likespraining your ankle or something. We're like
attendon. Like, I see whatyou're saying, Like, what exactly is
fracturing if there's no bone in there? Yes, what you're saying, something's
(02:53):
like rupturing. I just don't gethow it's possible to do it into two
places. Well, I mean,the thing's not snapping like a pretzel stick.
It's just it doesn't. Yeah,let's read more into this. The
patient had to wait thirty six hoursbefore going to or he waited thirty six
hours before going to a hospital despitebeing in crazy pain. I think that's
I look, you're in a tonof pain. But as a guy,
(03:15):
you probably wake that one out justbecause it's embarrassing. You're gonna go in
like, hey, doc, Ithink I've fractured my dick in two places.
Like you'll wait and see if that'sgoing to get better on its own.
Well, you would think it would. When he got there, medics
saw that it was so swollen itwas like purple. Oh yeah, okay,
you go to the hospital right awayif you see that there was They
(03:35):
found a blood clot at the baseof it, and there was a severe
deviation to the right. Oh sonow he's a captain hook or were they
able to fix that an emergency surgery. I don't know, no, no,
no, I think he does havea hook now because it says that
now he has an eggplant deformity.Oh man, that's your question. I'm
reading this straight from the article.It says while the penis is technically boneless,
the word fracture is used to describea tear in the tunica albu guinea.
(04:01):
Oh, I love it. Whattouches tunica? That's the tissue that
allows the penis to become enlarged anderect. So it is like it's more
like in the tissue. It's morelike tearing a muscle. Oh, justice
back from taking a ship. Hey, welcome back, Welcome back to It's
Wild Thoughts podcast. Welcome back,okay or welcome in. Welcome in.
(04:21):
I should say everything okay in thebathroom, Yeah, everything is perfectly fan
Actually wasn't in the restroom, butaccording to everyone listening to this podcast,
yeah about that, ladies. Anyyou guys ever fractured a dick? No,
not that I can remember. Ifyou do, I feel like that's
something to brag about enough, oryou're doing it so badly, that horribly
(04:47):
in the wrong direction, and you'relike, but if you're like, I
broke his dick, you know,I guess it's something to brag about for
the woman. The woman, That'swhat I mean. Like when O Jay
allegedly the hot tub story to Christian, Yeah he broke christ Jenner. Yeah,
I mean I believe it. Shedid get surgery, you know,
(05:08):
years later, so there they aredown there. No, like she got
like plast juvenation, Yeah, alab plast those rejuvenation things. You see
them on social media. I sawthem on like a reality show at time,
and it's like would pop up onyour social media. Well because the
card I see the Kardashians, youknow, they maybe this is on their
(05:30):
show, but like it's like yousit on a steamer and things are getting
steamed. That's all it is.Well, this is room smell like fish
and I don't think stink, justlike a hot like a sauna for your
fish roa. So it's gonna smelllike that trash can in the kitchen,
(05:53):
in the trash can, GI,what happened to that? It smelled like
a hot steaming tunic can. Itsmells so bad. It's like that one
corner of the kitchen, just goingthere, but we still eat food reuvenation
in there. I think that's whatit smelled. That's what I can only
assume that it smells like it wasgross. Have you ever so you've never
(06:14):
snapped the guys, you've never snappedthe guy's dog and rupture, But have
you ever had a guy like whoa, whoa whoa doesn't bend that direction?
What are you doing? Yes?What were you doing? I mean if
you're at the wrong angle, youknow, like, yeah, it can
happen. Yeah, I think Ithink that's very common, could be uncomfortable
and painful. But yeah, rollingover it on your sleep and then it's
(06:38):
snapping in two places. I'm throwinga challenge flag. Don't you think this
guy was doing something like disgusting withit? And then that's the story that
you tell at the er. It'sthe same thing. People they get all
this stuff stuck in it, butthey're like, oh, you'll never believe
it. Doc. I you know, I tripped and I fell down,
and that's why the vacuum hose isup there. Yeah, it's like,
no, it's not you were stickingit up there. Girl, you're right.
(07:01):
So that's the biggest takeaway from thisstory is that this the guy's story
is face. Can I ask aquestion about the you know, getting one
of these while you're sleeping, doesthat necessarily mean you're dreaming about something sometimes
sometimes? Or can that sometimes not? So how does it happen? I
(07:21):
don't know, I'm asleep. Whatcauses it? I think just the pressure,
maybe you're like kind of sleeping onit, or like whatever, any
number of things. But a lotof times it can be associated with the
dream because like, what do guysthink about the majority of the day,
What do guys think about the majorityof the time? They're sleeping. So
are you dreaming about your wife orsomebody else? My wife? Of course,
(07:44):
I don't dream somebody's Ai models.I've seen somebody else have a bone?
Ski bothers me? Is that yturned on by? It? Is
that cheating dream in the dream?Right, But if that's out of my
control, Like my dream is notin my control. Your dream is that
(08:09):
of conscious based on all those pictures. It's not necessarily, but something could
creep into your subconscious. Like I'mnot actively like, oh I should cheat
in my wife, but in mydream, what happens, and that happens.
That's not cheap. Wow, we'relearning a lot about you. That
so really bothers me because because likefor me, I don't dream about other
(08:31):
men. But every once in awhile, I have a dream about my
man cheating and then I wake upand I'm like, so mad at him?
Has it ever happened to you?Pissed off? I'm like, I
literally I wake up and I justwant to like I want to punch him.
While that's not fair to us,guys, that's not dream. Let
(08:54):
me just say this, women,married women have had dreams about other men.
Like, it's not as if youladies don't have dreams about guys or
like that just shuts off like,okay, that happens. So it's the
exact same scenario. Has it happenedto you, just not in like any
like sexual ways. But as faras men men talk about art with all
(09:15):
your dreams, ever, like halfthe time you don't even remember your dreams.
More than half the time, Idon't know the time, I don't
remember any of my dreams. Ifthere was some sort of app or something
that could actually record or keep achart of your dreams and who you did
things with appears in them, andit's just a dream you have no control
over it, would you be okaywith your wife seeing it? Well,
(09:39):
I mean it probably for some awkwardconversations, but I mean it is just
a dream. But you know,I know how ladies operate. Just like
you said, Oh so that's youyou think about you're thinking about that My
dreams are just my teeth falling outand me flying. Mine are always that
I'm let me clas and I'm gonnafail. Or yeah, I had you
(10:03):
said that nightmare all the time,while you have the night I'd have the
nightmare that I showed I didn't go. I haven't been going to class whole
quarter. And then I finally amlike, you know what I need to
go and I can't find it.Then I finally find it. They're like,
here's your here's today's exam. It'sit's the final. And I walk
into a final having not studied anything. That's literally what I am about.
(10:24):
That dreams the worst I have.That one is doing what the bleep?
Okay, and like I'm watching theentire thing, or it's trending, that's
real life. But yeah, yeah, no, I think that's why I
have about it, or or it'stime for trending and I have zero stories
ready to go. I don't knowwhat I'm talking about, and it comes
to me and like nothing is comingout of my mouth. It's not working.
(10:45):
It's weird. I very most radiopeople have the nightmare that like the
radio station goes to dead air orsomething like you're talking about, like they're
not prepared for some part of theshow that's happening. It's a live show,
Like oh shit, I forgot everythingI'm supposed to say. I very
rarely have that. I still goback to I have and then the other
one, so I have the collegeone. And then I have my the
(11:05):
bartending dreams where like, no matterwhat somebody orders, we're fucking out of
it, or like I'm about toget them this beer, it runs out
on tap. Fuck can I go? And the bar is just filling up
with more and more people that wantto order. I have that dream all
the time. Some anxiety. It'sthe worst that's like founded in real like
(11:26):
you know, like like actual anxiety, yeah, because that was like scenario
has happened, you know, Butin the dream, it's like a hundred
times worse. Yeah, And thenmore and more people are getting pissed at
you because they're not getting their orderand you can't just fill this one fucking
order. That's so simple because everytime I'm like, okay, I'm out
of that beer, but here trythis one. It's out. I gotta
go. There's any profession where theydon't have like work anxiety nightmares A yoga
(11:50):
teacher influencers, No, I thinkyoga probably have a nightmare influencers. Yeah,
are you farting viso? Yeah?I feel like that's a very anxiety
getting canceled, getting canceled, Yeah, Yeah, I feel like it's got
to be something that's very calm andrelaxing in some career that's very soon.
(12:11):
What about like like in the whatabout like porn they have I'm breaking your
dick, like, oh my god, catching something. Probably, Yeah,
they don't care, do they?I would hope. So here's a cure
for pretty much everything nowadays. No, there's no never mind what I know.
Yeah, there's some things that aren'tthat don't have a cure. Don't
(12:33):
get those kids. Yeah, protectionall right, we're gonna wrap this up.
Get all right. We got togo though, for real. Buy
Wild stot Wild walked off. I'mnot sure where she went. No,
I don't know. It's me Selena. We got Graham here, I'm here
chet. He just walked in.You know where Jess disappeared to. I
have no idea. Who gives afart? Okay? Right along? Well,
did you guys see the story aboutthe guy who broke his dick while
(00:21):
he was sleeping? What do youmean? How do you how do you
bring I've heard that before about breakingyour dick? Is it possible? It's
not. It's it's not a bone, so it doesn't like break, but
like your dick can break, right, it's a weird thing. Well in
this case, I think, oh, that sounds so painful. All right,
So this guy twenty seven years old, right, he had to undergo
(00:44):
emergency surgery after he fractured it intwo places while sleeping, which left him
with an egg plant deformity. Whatdoes that mean? I don't know.
Apparently he had like a like abone ski while he was sleeping, which
is very common, extremely common,and he rolled over and it like snap,
(01:04):
I guess, in two places,and then there was all this swelling.
He like he like slept on itwrong all the time we're talking about
like necks and bags, my neck, my back, my erection snaps in
my crack. Yeah, my erectioncracked. I just don't get it.
How does it snap in two places? How does it fracture in two places?
(01:26):
It doesn't make sense to me.I don't know I have one of
these things. Yeah. And sleeping, Yeah, it's painful. Yeah,
it's every guy's it's happened to,but it doesn't like it doesn't You really
would have had to like violently,like maybe and maybe he did. We
don't know this guy's sleeping habits.But I still cheese. Mike keeps going
(01:49):
limp and keeps dropping down. Doyou think your mic is reacting to the
different story and it's like, watch, I'll show you how this how this
happens, and just goes I again, actually in two places? That doesn't
make sense. Again, that's morelike if it was a bone. It's
not a bone. I know.But we hear we hear stories every once
in a while of a guy,same thing. It's fractured, you know,
(02:10):
because he's having you know, adultsrelationships. The Well Thoughts podcast.
You can say, I know,but I'm like, really, nervous.
Now we're getting a new boss.I him to hear this. We really
found out the station's going to bepushing this out on all socials. Like
that makes me really nervous. Yeah, welcome in, new boss of youlous.
But it's not and heard of.We hear you know from time to
(02:31):
time a guy getting a fracture whenyou know he's in that moment. And
yes, to me again, that'smore like it seems like closer to like
pulling a muscle, even though it'snot a muscle, but more similar to
like pulling a muscle, or likespraining your ankle or something. We're like
attendon. Like, I see whatyou're saying, Like, what exactly is
fracturing if there's no bone in there? Yes, what you're saying, something's
(02:53):
like rupturing. I just don't gethow it's possible to do it into two
places. Well, I mean,the thing's not snapping like a pretzel stick.
It's just it doesn't. Yeah,let's read more into this. The
patient had to wait thirty six hoursbefore going to or he waited thirty six
hours before going to a hospital despitebeing in crazy pain. I think that's
I look, you're in a tonof pain. But as a guy,
(03:15):
you probably wake that one out justbecause it's embarrassing. You're gonna go in
like, hey, doc, Ithink I've fractured my dick in two places.
Like you'll wait and see if that'sgoing to get better on its own.
Well, you would think it would. When he got there, medics
saw that it was so swollen itwas like purple. Oh yeah, okay,
you go to the hospital right awayif you see that there was They
(03:35):
found a blood clot at the baseof it, and there was a severe
deviation to the right. Oh sonow he's a captain hook or were they
able to fix that an emergency surgery. I don't know, no, no,
no, I think he does havea hook now because it says that
now he has an eggplant deformity.Oh man, that's your question. I'm
reading this straight from the article.It says while the penis is technically boneless,
the word fracture is used to describea tear in the tunica albu guinea.
(04:01):
Oh, I love it. Whattouches tunica? That's the tissue that
allows the penis to become enlarged anderect. So it is like it's more
like in the tissue. It's morelike tearing a muscle. Oh, justice
back from taking a ship. Hey, welcome back, Welcome back to It's
Wild Thoughts podcast. Welcome back,okay or welcome in. Welcome in.
(04:21):
I should say everything okay in thebathroom, Yeah, everything is perfectly fan
Actually wasn't in the restroom, butaccording to everyone listening to this podcast,
yeah about that, ladies. Anyyou guys ever fractured a dick? No,
not that I can remember. Ifyou do, I feel like that's
something to brag about enough, oryou're doing it so badly, that horribly
(04:47):
in the wrong direction, and you'relike, but if you're like, I
broke his dick, you know,I guess it's something to brag about for
the woman. The woman, That'swhat I mean. Like when O Jay
allegedly the hot tub story to Christian, Yeah he broke christ Jenner. Yeah,
I mean I believe it. Shedid get surgery, you know,
(05:08):
years later, so there they aredown there. No, like she got
like plast juvenation, Yeah, alab plast those rejuvenation things. You see
them on social media. I sawthem on like a reality show at time,
and it's like would pop up onyour social media. Well because the
card I see the Kardashians, youknow, they maybe this is on their
(05:30):
show, but like it's like yousit on a steamer and things are getting
steamed. That's all it is.Well, this is room smell like fish
and I don't think stink, justlike a hot like a sauna for your
fish roa. So it's gonna smelllike that trash can in the kitchen,
(05:53):
in the trash can, GI,what happened to that? It smelled like
a hot steaming tunic can. Itsmells so bad. It's like that one
corner of the kitchen, just goingthere, but we still eat food reuvenation
in there. I think that's whatit smelled. That's what I can only
assume that it smells like it wasgross. Have you ever so you've never
(06:14):
snapped the guys, you've never snappedthe guy's dog and rupture, But have
you ever had a guy like whoa, whoa whoa doesn't bend that direction?
What are you doing? Yes?What were you doing? I mean if
you're at the wrong angle, youknow, like, yeah, it can
happen. Yeah, I think Ithink that's very common, could be uncomfortable
and painful. But yeah, rollingover it on your sleep and then it's
(06:38):
snapping in two places. I'm throwinga challenge flag. Don't you think this
guy was doing something like disgusting withit? And then that's the story that
you tell at the er. It'sthe same thing. People they get all
this stuff stuck in it, butthey're like, oh, you'll never believe
it. Doc. I you know, I tripped and I fell down,
and that's why the vacuum hose isup there. Yeah, it's like,
no, it's not you were stickingit up there. Girl, you're right.
(07:01):
So that's the biggest takeaway from thisstory is that this the guy's story
is face. Can I ask aquestion about the you know, getting one
of these while you're sleeping, doesthat necessarily mean you're dreaming about something sometimes
sometimes? Or can that sometimes not? So how does it happen? I
(07:21):
don't know, I'm asleep. Whatcauses it? I think just the pressure,
maybe you're like kind of sleeping onit, or like whatever, any
number of things. But a lotof times it can be associated with the
dream because like, what do guysthink about the majority of the day,
What do guys think about the majorityof the time? They're sleeping. So
are you dreaming about your wife orsomebody else? My wife? Of course,
(07:44):
I don't dream somebody's Ai models.I've seen somebody else have a bone?
Ski bothers me? Is that yturned on by? It? Is
that cheating dream in the dream?Right, But if that's out of my
control, Like my dream is notin my control. Your dream is that
(08:09):
of conscious based on all those pictures. It's not necessarily, but something could
creep into your subconscious. Like I'mnot actively like, oh I should cheat
in my wife, but in mydream, what happens, and that happens.
That's not cheap. Wow, we'relearning a lot about you. That
so really bothers me because because likefor me, I don't dream about other
(08:31):
men. But every once in awhile, I have a dream about my
man cheating and then I wake upand I'm like, so mad at him?
Has it ever happened to you?Pissed off? I'm like, I
literally I wake up and I justwant to like I want to punch him.
While that's not fair to us,guys, that's not dream. Let
(08:54):
me just say this, women,married women have had dreams about other men.
Like, it's not as if youladies don't have dreams about guys or
like that just shuts off like,okay, that happens. So it's the
exact same scenario. Has it happenedto you, just not in like any
like sexual ways. But as faras men men talk about art with all
(09:15):
your dreams, ever, like halfthe time you don't even remember your dreams.
More than half the time, Idon't know the time, I don't
remember any of my dreams. Ifthere was some sort of app or something
that could actually record or keep achart of your dreams and who you did
things with appears in them, andit's just a dream you have no control
over it, would you be okaywith your wife seeing it? Well,
(09:39):
I mean it probably for some awkwardconversations, but I mean it is just
a dream. But you know,I know how ladies operate. Just like
you said, Oh so that's youyou think about you're thinking about that My
dreams are just my teeth falling outand me flying. Mine are always that
I'm let me clas and I'm gonnafail. Or yeah, I had you
(10:03):
said that nightmare all the time,while you have the night I'd have the
nightmare that I showed I didn't go. I haven't been going to class whole
quarter. And then I finally amlike, you know what I need to
go and I can't find it.Then I finally find it. They're like,
here's your here's today's exam. It'sit's the final. And I walk
into a final having not studied anything. That's literally what I am about.
(10:24):
That dreams the worst I have.That one is doing what the bleep?
Okay, and like I'm watching theentire thing, or it's trending, that's
real life. But yeah, yeah, no, I think that's why I
have about it, or or it'stime for trending and I have zero stories
ready to go. I don't knowwhat I'm talking about, and it comes
to me and like nothing is comingout of my mouth. It's not working.
(10:45):
It's weird. I very most radiopeople have the nightmare that like the
radio station goes to dead air orsomething like you're talking about, like they're
not prepared for some part of theshow that's happening. It's a live show,
Like oh shit, I forgot everythingI'm supposed to say. I very
rarely have that. I still goback to I have and then the other
one, so I have the collegeone. And then I have my the
(11:05):
bartending dreams where like, no matterwhat somebody orders, we're fucking out of
it, or like I'm about toget them this beer, it runs out
on tap. Fuck can I go? And the bar is just filling up
with more and more people that wantto order. I have that dream all
the time. Some anxiety. It'sthe worst that's like founded in real like
(11:26):
you know, like like actual anxiety, yeah, because that was like scenario
has happened, you know, Butin the dream, it's like a hundred
times worse. Yeah, And thenmore and more people are getting pissed at
you because they're not getting their orderand you can't just fill this one fucking
order. That's so simple because everytime I'm like, okay, I'm out
of that beer, but here trythis one. It's out. I gotta
go. There's any profession where theydon't have like work anxiety nightmares A yoga
(11:50):
teacher influencers, No, I thinkyoga probably have a nightmare influencers. Yeah,
are you farting viso? Yeah?I feel like that's a very anxiety
getting canceled, getting canceled, Yeah, Yeah, I feel like it's got
to be something that's very calm andrelaxing in some career that's very soon.
(12:11):
What about like like in the whatabout like porn they have I'm breaking your
dick, like, oh my god, catching something. Probably, Yeah,
they don't care, do they?I would hope. So here's a cure
for pretty much everything nowadays. No, there's no never mind what I know.
Yeah, there's some things that aren'tthat don't have a cure. Don't
(12:33):
get those kids. Yeah, protectionall right, we're gonna wrap this up.
Get all right. We got togo though, for real. Buy
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