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(00:00):
Wake wake yo, Hi everybody,Good morning, Good morning, good morning.
How are we feeling. I'm alittle sleepy this morning and my throat
hurts? Uh oh what do wegot? I don't know. The kid

(00:22):
has had a snotty nose and she'sbeen sneezing and coughing a little bit,
so it's probably that going around thehouse. Yeah. I know, I'm
sleepy too, but not because Iam sick or anything. I'm just sleepy,
just sleepy. A little bit chillierout this morning too, yeah,
because it's cloudy out. So it'sgoing to be like that for the last
couple of days. But mid weeknext week is going to be somewhat decent.

(00:43):
I know I saw that too,Like sixty five seventy next week.
Yeah, in the afternoons, likeyesterday, it was like so nice out
the day before it like it definitelyfeels like spring now. I was going
to say, we were driving yesterdayto Castle Islands because we're taking Layla to
the new playground that they built downthere, and even driving we had the
windows down a little bit, thesun was beaming in. I'm like,

(01:03):
damn, we're we're inching close tosummer, so I can give birth and
be on maternity leave and never seethe sun. That's fine, but at
least you don't have to be pregnantin the summer, which I hear is
like the most challenging time. Yeah, that's what people people say. I
have never had that, so Imean, and I'm Doe June, so
it's not going to be like whenyou're pregnant and thick of the heat.

(01:25):
That's tough. I just would Iwould never leave the home in sweating and
uncomfortable. Okay, I have gottento the point in this pregnancy where I
can't just if I'm laying flat,like if I'm laying in the bed,
I can't just pop up. It'sa it's a it's a roll roll out
situation. So how's that pregnancy sex? It's different this time around in the

(01:47):
time before. Yeah, I feellike it's a little bit. I have
to do more things to just getin a comfortable Yeah. Yeah, it's
it's interesting thinking back, there wascertain positions we couldn't do because the pelly
would just protrude into my like body, I'm like, I can't do this.
Yeah, it's not great. Imean, I'll be honest with everybody.

(02:07):
I can't see. I can't.I don't know what's going on down
there. Take a mirror and no, I just on laser. But I
hope for the best because I haven'tseen it in a while. I don't
know what she's know what she's upto. I'd have to as the fireman
though, But yeah, no,it's it's definitely different anyhow. We we

(02:28):
can't lay on our stomachs. Youknow that says that does not feel good.
You're not supposed to do that.I don't think. Yeah, I
was assuming, but also like physicallyit's just hard, like you'll be like,
you know, in like a triangle. You don't hate pyramid. Yeah,
no, it's not. It's notideal. I get it as you
know. It's it's trying to figureit out. Yeah. Yeah. There

(02:50):
was one well that we went withone of the kids. We had to
shut it down because she had placentaprevia. I think it's called I've heard
of that. I don't know whatthat is. Basically was in the wrong
place and it was dangerously close toher cervix, so we couldn't do anything.
Shut it down for a long time. Yeah, that was a struggle.
People don't realize this, but whenyou're with child, like the blood

(03:13):
flow in your body is it's somecrazy number. You have like maybe like
seventy five percent more blood in yourbody than you did before. So everything
is just sensitive to the max,like to the height. Like things get
bigger that aren't supposed to. It'sjust crazy, like like okay, pointing
like that's no, not okay,I'll just say this. Not just your

(03:37):
boobs get bigger. Yeah, LikeI I walked past the mirror the other
well, I thought about this lastnight. I was getting spray tanned last
night and the girl was like thirteen, and I know in her head she
was like, those are the largestnibbles I've ever seen in my life.
I actually thought that you could puta code hanger on these things. Serious,

(04:00):
it's the craziest, Like, it'swild what this does to your body.
No, it's like I don't evenyou're not your body is not your
own. Really, it's not becausethey're just going to turn into milk maidens.
So it's do they get darker too? Is that true? Yeah,
that's very true. It's a lotlike that thirteen year old after I left,
was horrified. Yeah, she's like, I'm never gonna do that.

(04:23):
No, she was like, I'venever seen anything like that. I also
felt the need because you know,I always spraytand completely naked. I felt
the need to say to her like, yeah, I'm seven months ish pregnant.
Long I'm doing June. And I'mlike, I'm sure she can tell,
Like you can tell now, butyou feel you know, you've got
to say it. You walk aroundnaked in front of like everybody does that.

(04:46):
I thought those private. Well,so you go into a room,
yeah, and they'll say to you, you know, get down to whatever
you're comfortable in. Some girls spraytand in a thong at that point,
but at that point for me,I'm like, for what what do I
like? It's so yeah, I'vealways gone completely naked. I actually don't
know anybody that does. We're undera j do you. Yeah. I

(05:09):
had a feeling. But wait,but this way, somebody's spray tanning.
Y'all down right. It's not amachine doing it. No, it's a
person beyond I am. I peein this building with the door open.
What I don't shut the ball.I mean, Ashley's been in there with
me. I don't like I closeit, but it will be open sometimes

(05:30):
and you can already hear me startingto pee. It's definitely a locker room
mentality in there for me. Youcan hop on a mic. I mean,
I don't. I think she's probablyso used to it at this point.
I just I mean, for me, I'm gonna shut the door when
I pee, but it doesn't botherme that she's peeing and the door is
still swung right wide open. Haveyou seen me naked? I feel like
you may have, right, like, I probably no at my house.

(05:54):
Yeah yeah, oobs. Yeah,see I don't. I have no shame.
I just don't really, And I'mtelling you in the like at Northeastern,
we were naked twenty four seven inthere changing and stuff, and it
wasn't we that? And so thatto me is just for all girls.
Oh sometimes you say I'm a girl, so can I see? No,
you are. It's a lot ofthem, right, Let's let's just do

(06:17):
it. Show is not a lot, all right,
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