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(00:00):
No Baby Dashy and Morning show withDJ fourn It saw a taked morning Bustin's
number one for hip hop jam inninety four or five. Today marks an
anniversary. In my world, therewas a time that my cousin was visiting
(00:27):
the city and she got after itin the sense of she was pretty drunk
and she had kind of always wantedto hook up with someone else that I
knew, and it happened, andwhilst they were making sweet love, he
(00:49):
pulled out his guitar and started singingto her and the song is just do
you remember the song justin Bieber?Yeah, the Peaches. Why would you
do that? She said that shewas so taken aback by that, Like,
(01:11):
imagine you were in the middle ofthat time and a guy starts singing,
singing, I don't like, evenif you have the best voice in
the world, you don't do that. Was this in the middle of it
was? I think it was.I think it was like session sessh was
happening taking you know, sometimes likeit's maybe might go longer than expected because
(01:34):
everyone's drunk and stop down for asecond and you just pull out the guitar
and you start doing this. Iimagine an acoustic, but an acoustic my
vagina would I got my peaches andlike, and you're not justin Bieber.
And I know there's peach within thelike situation, but you don't sing about
(01:55):
it. You're also not justin Bieber. Yeah, and it's never gonna live
up. And but by the way, I don't care who you were singing.
I don't care what song. Imean, we could name the best
sex songs on the planet. Idon't want to hear you sing Trey songs
like You're not No, did theman have a nice voice? Not that
it matters, but maybe he thinkshe wants to. He didn't like it,
(02:20):
Yeah, because it's in the middleof it. I got my pages,
Like, no, I don't wantyour pages. I don't want them.
I don't care how succulent they are. That's crazy, But it's it's
funny because it always pops up inmy snapchat memories. I just remember the
night, yeah, photos of herand I and then I like, she
literally called me and was like,I'm in the bathroom. You're gonna have
(02:42):
to come pick me up, likeme, come get me. I was
like, where's everything? Okay?She's like he's playing the guitar naked like
he had like naked and you know, like everything else singing. There are
guys out there who just don't understandtiming on certain things. I have come
to realize that I think it's hissignature move because he did it to someone
else I know, and it musthave worked. It works sometimes. Definitely,
(03:06):
he's definitely not going to another personsaid it was part of the pre
not during, So maybe with thisother time he just couldn't get it done
pre so he did it in themiddle. I like that, I can
understand. I mean for real though, Like I don't think anybody could name
anything more weird that could happen tostop down in the middle, Like you're
in the middle of having sex andsomeone's what, someone stops down to strumble
(03:29):
the guitar for you. There's worsethan that, like hold on live,
we get the pick. You know, that's a that's a whole thing.
But again, there are crazy peopleout there who think or this has worked
before and they keep doing it.Can somebody name because I just genuine I
don't think we're gonna single, Idon't think there's anything. Can somebody name
(03:49):
something that happened to you in themidst of making sweet love. That is
more weird than the man stopping tostrum on the guitar and sing Bieber,
Because I there's just what please tryto beat that six one seven nine three
one one nine four five six oneseventy nine three one one nine, Hi,
(04:15):
everybody, good morning. So youknow how snap does those memory things,
and I, oh, I loveclicking through them because it always reminds
me of hilarious stories. And mycousin was in town once and she hooked
up with a friend and he stoppedmid sexuals and started playing the guitar and
he was singing justin Bieber Peaches,And that's really the main part of the
(04:36):
story that she needs to know.But she called me from the bathroom and
was like, get in the uberright now and come get me, Like
this man is strumming, like thinkinghe's I don't even know who Jean Mayer,
Like make it stop. And Isaid, there's just not like nobody
can call me and give me somethingworse. There's no worse scenario than that.
Anonymous. Though Anonymous had some sexualswith a guy. You guys have
(05:00):
your sexy time. He leaves.Yeah, and then he calls you and
what happened? Oh, listen tothis. So I waited like out like
two months for this guy. Okay, I waited. I'm a goat the
girl. Everything was pretty much fine, normal, right, So then we
did it. After we did it, right, he's for now. I
(05:25):
live at home. I was gettingback on my feet, right, so
my mom is at work. I'mjust stuck at eleven a seven. All.
Right, after we did it,he started naming my vagina all names,
boogie bush, boogie, tobacco.Wouldn't want to go near it.
(05:48):
And I'm a pretty girl. I'mnot competed. I'm a pretty girl,
clean me. I work. He'slike, oh, do you know what
We're gonna have to do something aboutthis? I said, you something about
what? You can't even get itto going on? Like, let's get
I was completely sweet. I saidnothing. Guy could he could? He
(06:10):
means my vagina ten different names onthe Bible, but in front of you
or like later when you guys,oh oh my god. So we're laying
like you know, after you know, you do it, and you're just
like laying down look at each other, right, yeah, And he said
we need and he looked at youand said, we need to get your
Chewbacca right, yeah, yeh yehwoogie Bush Bacca woogie. I wanted to
(06:36):
block him. I was so tiredall I wanted to take them out of
my house, right, and Idid, like but nicely, you know,
like after an hour of an hourthey last did an hour. Him
calling in that name, I neverwould a wacko and I'm wow, wow
wow. Yeah, listen, Imight take the strumming of the guitar other
(06:58):
than in comparison to somebody saying woogiebush, because I don't even know what
that is. Oh, I thinkwe can woogie bush. Yeah yeah,
and you take Bush and you taketwo bocks. I think I can put
the pieces of the puzzle together.Thanks son. Which, by the way,
if you come across the girl who'sattractive with a little bit of that
going on, my god, that'slike perfect. I'm like old school.
So I liked it. Yeah yeah, but like super like the kid was
(07:23):
just crazy, so listen to this. So I was so tired. It
was like four in the morning.I just wanted to get this kid out
of my house. Okay, datedit for two months, waited out Okay,
I forgot listen to this, sowe listen. Oh my god.
He called me four hours later,it's like eight am. He's like,
(07:46):
oh, he goes, what arewe going to do with that woogie bush?
I said, you know what,I like if you ever called me
again, I said, I'm blockingyou right now. I said, there's
something mentally wrong. Yeah, that'ssaid you are great, rude and ignorant
verse and I was like, uhI honestly, I said, I'm flawless.
I was like, don't do everything. You're gonna talk to any woman
(08:07):
like that. That is rude anddisgusting, like now my own one.
Wow, Well listen, I amsorry you had to go through that,
did you. It's okay. Ihad a gool for you guys. I
was like, that's hilarious. Myquestion to you is, though, were
you yeah, ill prepared for thenight it happens? No? No,
(08:35):
I two months? You know.Everything was cute, like cute, I
mean, I work out you good, you know, I mean this kid
was just like I said, youand I said to him, I said,
you know what, I'm gonna callyoutub waka because obviously you can't correct
language. Hell this well, listenthank you for this journey that we have
been on. That was the time. Wow, thank you for that?
(08:56):
How bad? Could I mean?It? Top it? It's weird that
he that he didn't just like leaveand maybe like tell his friends that instead
of saying it to her. Butthat's tough, uncomfortable. Yeah, but
I also don't think he liked herthat much if he's telling her right on
the spot like that, yeah,and then calling her four hours later and
(09:16):
say, what are we going todo with that? Does is a woogie
a Chewbacca reference? A Wookie isa Chewbacca, that's what they are.
If he was calling her a wookiebush Yeah, and Chewbacca and Chewbax is
basically like a giant dog seven feettall. Yeah, Harry, I was
gonna say, if there's somebody that'snot understanding any of this, it's it
was, Yeah, like Wookie isa very hairy they look like bigfoot.
(09:37):
She hadn't gardened, no, andapparently she never has, which again I
can respect because I like it.That's his things. Yeah, I'm multiple
MP. It's a seventies, don'tshave the legs
No Baby Dashy and Morning show withDJ fourn It saw a taked morning Bustin's
number one for hip hop jam inninety four or five. Today marks an
anniversary. In my world, therewas a time that my cousin was visiting
(00:27):
the city and she got after itin the sense of she was pretty drunk
and she had kind of always wantedto hook up with someone else that I
knew, and it happened, andwhilst they were making sweet love, he
(00:49):
pulled out his guitar and started singingto her and the song is just do
you remember the song justin Bieber?Yeah, the Peaches. Why would you
do that? She said that shewas so taken aback by that, Like,
(01:11):
imagine you were in the middle ofthat time and a guy starts singing,
singing, I don't like, evenif you have the best voice in
the world, you don't do that. Was this in the middle of it
was? I think it was.I think it was like session sessh was
happening taking you know, sometimes likeit's maybe might go longer than expected because
(01:34):
everyone's drunk and stop down for asecond and you just pull out the guitar
and you start doing this. Iimagine an acoustic, but an acoustic my
vagina would I got my peaches andlike, and you're not justin Bieber.
And I know there's peach within thelike situation, but you don't sing about
(01:55):
it. You're also not justin Bieber. Yeah, and it's never gonna live
up. And but by the way, I don't care who you were singing.
I don't care what song. Imean, we could name the best
sex songs on the planet. Idon't want to hear you sing Trey songs
like You're not No, did theman have a nice voice? Not that
it matters, but maybe he thinkshe wants to. He didn't like it,
(02:20):
Yeah, because it's in the middleof it. I got my pages,
Like, no, I don't wantyour pages. I don't want them.
I don't care how succulent they are. That's crazy, But it's it's
funny because it always pops up inmy snapchat memories. I just remember the
night, yeah, photos of herand I and then I like, she
literally called me and was like,I'm in the bathroom. You're gonna have
(02:42):
to come pick me up, likeme, come get me. I was
like, where's everything? Okay?She's like he's playing the guitar naked like
he had like naked and you know, like everything else singing. There are
guys out there who just don't understandtiming on certain things. I have come
to realize that I think it's hissignature move because he did it to someone
else I know, and it musthave worked. It works sometimes. Definitely,
(03:06):
he's definitely not going to another personsaid it was part of the pre
not during, So maybe with thisother time he just couldn't get it done
pre so he did it in themiddle. I like that, I can
understand. I mean for real though, Like I don't think anybody could name
anything more weird that could happen tostop down in the middle, Like you're
in the middle of having sex andsomeone's what, someone stops down to strumble
(03:29):
the guitar for you. There's worsethan that, like hold on live,
we get the pick. You know, that's a that's a whole thing.
But again, there are crazy peopleout there who think or this has worked
before and they keep doing it.Can somebody name because I just genuine I
don't think we're gonna single, Idon't think there's anything. Can somebody name
(03:49):
something that happened to you in themidst of making sweet love. That is
more weird than the man stopping tostrum on the guitar and sing Bieber,
Because I there's just what please tryto beat that six one seven nine three
one one nine four five six oneseventy nine three one one nine, Hi,
(04:15):
everybody, good morning. So youknow how snap does those memory things,
and I, oh, I loveclicking through them because it always reminds
me of hilarious stories. And mycousin was in town once and she hooked
up with a friend and he stoppedmid sexuals and started playing the guitar and
he was singing justin Bieber Peaches,And that's really the main part of the
(04:36):
story that she needs to know.But she called me from the bathroom and
was like, get in the uberright now and come get me, Like
this man is strumming, like thinkinghe's I don't even know who Jean Mayer,
Like make it stop. And Isaid, there's just not like nobody
can call me and give me somethingworse. There's no worse scenario than that.
Anonymous. Though Anonymous had some sexualswith a guy. You guys have
(05:00):
your sexy time. He leaves.Yeah, and then he calls you and
what happened? Oh, listen tothis. So I waited like out like
two months for this guy. Okay, I waited. I'm a goat the
girl. Everything was pretty much fine, normal, right, So then we
did it. After we did it, right, he's for now. I
(05:25):
live at home. I was gettingback on my feet, right, so
my mom is at work. I'mjust stuck at eleven a seven. All.
Right, after we did it,he started naming my vagina all names,
boogie bush, boogie, tobacco.Wouldn't want to go near it.
(05:48):
And I'm a pretty girl. I'mnot competed. I'm a pretty girl,
clean me. I work. He'slike, oh, do you know what
We're gonna have to do something aboutthis? I said, you something about
what? You can't even get itto going on? Like, let's get
I was completely sweet. I saidnothing. Guy could he could? He
(06:10):
means my vagina ten different names onthe Bible, but in front of you
or like later when you guys,oh oh my god. So we're laying
like you know, after you know, you do it, and you're just
like laying down look at each other, right, yeah, And he said
we need and he looked at youand said, we need to get your
Chewbacca right, yeah, yeh yehwoogie Bush Bacca woogie. I wanted to
(06:36):
block him. I was so tiredall I wanted to take them out of
my house, right, and Idid, like but nicely, you know,
like after an hour of an hourthey last did an hour. Him
calling in that name, I neverwould a wacko and I'm wow, wow
wow. Yeah, listen, Imight take the strumming of the guitar other
(06:58):
than in comparison to somebody saying woogiebush, because I don't even know what
that is. Oh, I thinkwe can woogie bush. Yeah yeah,
and you take Bush and you taketwo bocks. I think I can put
the pieces of the puzzle together.Thanks son. Which, by the way,
if you come across the girl who'sattractive with a little bit of that
going on, my god, that'slike perfect. I'm like old school.
So I liked it. Yeah yeah, but like super like the kid was
(07:23):
just crazy, so listen to this. So I was so tired. It
was like four in the morning.I just wanted to get this kid out
of my house. Okay, datedit for two months, waited out Okay,
I forgot listen to this, sowe listen. Oh my god.
He called me four hours later,it's like eight am. He's like,
(07:46):
oh, he goes, what arewe going to do with that woogie bush?
I said, you know what,I like if you ever called me
again, I said, I'm blockingyou right now. I said, there's
something mentally wrong. Yeah, that'ssaid you are great, rude and ignorant
verse and I was like, uhI honestly, I said, I'm flawless.
I was like, don't do everything. You're gonna talk to any woman
(08:07):
like that. That is rude anddisgusting, like now my own one.
Wow, Well listen, I amsorry you had to go through that,
did you. It's okay. Ihad a gool for you guys. I
was like, that's hilarious. Myquestion to you is, though, were
you yeah, ill prepared for thenight it happens? No? No,
(08:35):
I two months? You know.Everything was cute, like cute, I
mean, I work out you good, you know, I mean this kid
was just like I said, youand I said to him, I said,
you know what, I'm gonna callyoutub waka because obviously you can't correct
language. Hell this well, listenthank you for this journey that we have
been on. That was the time. Wow, thank you for that?
(08:56):
How bad? Could I mean?It? Top it? It's weird that
he that he didn't just like leaveand maybe like tell his friends that instead
of saying it to her. Butthat's tough, uncomfortable. Yeah, but
I also don't think he liked herthat much if he's telling her right on
the spot like that, yeah,and then calling her four hours later and
(09:16):
say, what are we going todo with that? Does is a woogie
a Chewbacca reference? A Wookie isa Chewbacca, that's what they are.
If he was calling her a wookiebush Yeah, and Chewbacca and Chewbax is
basically like a giant dog seven feettall. Yeah, Harry, I was
gonna say, if there's somebody that'snot understanding any of this, it's it
was, Yeah, like Wookie isa very hairy they look like bigfoot.
(09:37):
She hadn't gardened, no, andapparently she never has, which again I
can respect because I like it.That's his things. Yeah, I'm multiple
MP. It's a seventies, don'tshave the legs
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