May 20, 2025 • 54 mins
Martelle, Mike, and Randy kick off the show talking about their recent knife purchases and crack open another high-proof beer to keep things rolling. The guys touch on the ever-changing weather, swap some movie recommendations, and, of course, drink more beer.
Recorded on 05/ 07/25, this episode is all about sharp edges, cold brews, and good conversation. Cheers!
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(00:00):
All right, you're going to need to rent your glasses.
We're going pasty white boy now.Oh, this is.
Going to fuck me up Jesus ChristGlug glug glug glug Oh, I need
to buy a new knife. I need a new like assisted
flipper I. What kind do you like?
(00:26):
I've got 1. Well.
I like the CRKT stuff. I like the CRKT stuff, but
they're made in China. Yeah, I'm done with fucking.
The Kershaws. I like Kershaw.
I like certain Kershaws, but a lot of stuff that they
outsourced is made with the cheaper.
Yeah, cheaper steel. Well, the ones, the one in
Kershaw I have. Yeah, the one I have, I like.
The problem is that it is it weighs like 4 fucking pounds.
(00:47):
Yeah, some of them are fucking heavy.
They make. Are we recording?
Yeah, we're. OK, they make knives with so
many sizes. Though I finally know.
Are you on? Let's start.
As I'm as I'm like. I have somebody talking.
I've walked in my house somewhere.
I have. A.
(01:11):
I'm like, oh I got this when? I was 13.
Welcome to the Buck More podcast.
I'm Martell, and we're Alcoholics.
Unanimous. Oh man.
Leaving it. Doesn't doesn't get better than
(01:31):
that. I mean, well, after 2.
After what? What is this?
This one is it doesn't say. Oh no, it's 1313.1 and another
16 percenter. Yeah, I'm going to mispronounce
things. You should look into Boker.
Boker, B. OK, ER.
So I don't want to spend a shit load of money either.
(01:53):
I got a boker on now, granted itwas in store.
Smokey Mountain knife works whenI was down there.
Because I'll forget. Yeah, Boker is good.
Knife Yeah, text me that becauseI'm only looking to spend maybe
upwards to 60 bucks. You can get a good boker for
that or. As long as it and yeah I just
want to assist it open too like.Well, this one I have it's so
here I'll just show it to you. Like my the one I have now is
(02:14):
just the cheap piece of shit andit's not assisted open but it's
so fucking loose like your mom that it just flings open so.
Anybody can use it? Yeah, OK.
For the most part. I mean, if you can't figure out
how to flum the flum flum, flickit.
Flum flip it. We're doing great.
It's a Boba Fett, OK? They come in different colors.
(02:35):
Yeah. Fuck yes.
That red button on the top. Yeah.
Is the release. So you just press it.
And you pull out, you press, it locks in.
Is it auto or? It's auto.
They don't call it like a switchblade, but it is you put
it. But it was and I can get that
shipped here. Yeah, you can get it anywhere
all right. No, yeah, send me that because
(02:55):
I'm looking for something I. Sent you the name Boker just so
you can look it up. They make a ton of them but
that's the one I have. I have it carried here and I
forgot. I keep forgetting to bring it
when I come here. I had a SOG that I got for 8
bucks. Great knife.
Worked fucking fantastic. That's a great knife.
I had it in my hand, I was cutting something and I dropped
it and it went straight tipped down.
Snap the fucking tip off. Now it's fucking useless.
(03:17):
That's why I was 8 bucks. Well no, I paid 8 bucks because
it was at a liquidation store. It was new in box.
I have a SOG, it's good but 8 bucks is a fair price for.
It yeah, I mean it was I'm like 08 bucks, I'll buy it.
And then I fucking dropped it onthe garage floor and it went
straight tip down. When I was on the farm I had a
Kershaw. Unfortunate it was camouflage
(03:39):
when I dropped it one day and don't know where on 115 acres.
It's still out there. It is.
So the next one I got, the next one I got was like blaze orange.
Oh yeah. It's like, it's like the hunters
wear this to be seen because I was like, if I'm dropping the
sucker. Again, I want to find it.
Yeah, they're the the Kershaws aren't really expensive, even
for the good ones. No, no, no, no, no.
I love Kershaws, but since I gotthat and I didn't want a Boker,
(04:02):
we went in there. We only went in that store
because Kevin wanted a new pocket knife he spent for a very
high end bench made. See, I, I, I walked into that
was, I walked into the 511 store, yeah, up at East in the
other couple weeks, you know, last week or whatever two weeks
ago because I had to get a new I.
Haven't been in there yet. It's not bad.
(04:22):
I think 511 is a little overpriced for all of their
shit. It is, but they I walked in,
they're like, Hey, what can we help you with?
I'm like, oh, I need to get a new pig sticker.
And they they were like, oh, what?
I'm like a knife that makes me so happy.
And then they were just like, oh, oh, they're like what we
have that everything they had isfucking Benchmade or it's their
(04:45):
brand, but none of their brand stuff is assist open and I just
I not that I need. Their brand.
Also, you're paying more for thename than the quality.
Right, exactly. Benchmade I'd swear by, but I'm
with you. I just.
Don't want to spend 200? Dollars when I was a knife.
When I lost my knife, Sean let me use one of his old Benchmade
until I got a new one. Great knife.
Yeah, I don't want to spend 120 to 200 bucks.
(05:08):
They're more than that now. That's the thing.
Like I walked in there and. I'm just like.
Fuck, I'm not spending $170 on agoddamn knife.
Yeah, I'm like, what do you got for 30 bucks?
And he's like nothing, nothing. He's like, we, well, we have
these, we have these razor knives and they're like these,
they're mini, like Tonto style with a replaceable blade.
(05:30):
And I'm like, yeah, I don't wantthat.
Like, yeah, I would like my blade to be razor sharp every
time, but razors wear down real fast.
That's why they're replaceable. So these ones are called the
Kalashnikovs, which is the one Igot and you can get it in such a
variety you can get all black. Oh, that one looks like.
I like a hot dog, one that's a. Hot dog one I may just buy the
(05:50):
hot. Dog 1 They did one that was like
The Simpsons donut pattern. I'm on that.
You can get all black. This is from there. 55 bucks.
That's from the company you sentme, yeah.
I'll send you this link. Yeah, send me that link because
I'll I'm looking for and. When I bought it, a lot of
people like, well, the blade feels a little like I watch
reviews online, the blade feels a little loose, this and that.
And one guy goes, I don't know if I want to buy one.
(06:12):
And my buddy said I got 1 tossedit to me and he used it and he
came back and said it works, blah, blah, blah.
You know, And the guy goes, yeah, I've used it for 15 years
and it was still like, never been Justin, never been.
He's sharpened it. That's.
It. Yeah, I mean, I was looking at
Buck. My dad always carried Buck.
I've got small buck and small case knives.
They used to be the standards. Yeah.
(06:34):
Anymore. Unless you get one of the old
ones. Yeah, they're not.
I cannot. So I have they're. $5 and you
can find them at gas station. See, I I have what I thought was
my dad's. It it is one of his old buck
knives. But it's not the one he carried.
I don't know where the fucking the one he carried because the
one he carried. He still carries an old Buck
knife. Well, he modified his.
(06:55):
He modified his to the point where it wasn't like thumb
flippers wasn't a thing. Right, he would just back then
it was all. He would just it was, you know,
you had to grab it because they were all stiff and and open it.
That one he carried. Flip it.
He just flipped the thing open. The weight of the blade.
Yeah, he filed down the the. Something, yeah.
And it would just open and lock and I can't.
(07:16):
I don't know where the hell it went, but I have one of those
older ones. Dad's got one of the old bug
knives. Actually, now he carries a
Kershaw. Not I think about it.
You want to keep it lower price.I'm yeah, I want to I, I, I
figured the way that I use knives, I don't want to spend a
shit load of money on a knife because.
But you want it to work. Like this, I need it to work.
Like I just broke. Like this one's shitty.
(07:36):
Like this is a piece of shit knife.
My Kershaw knife that I have will not hold a fucking edge no
matter how much I fucking sharpen it.
Wonder what kind of steel it? Is I don't know like that, it
just won't hold an. Edge, like some of the cheaper
ones, you still get the quality build, but the steel of the
blade is a cheaper steel, Yeah. So you have to sharpen it often
(07:57):
all. Right.
So we're we've got a, a Mason. It's a spontaneous wild ale aged
in oak barrels, blended and blended from from three years.
That makes no sense. Three different years.
OK. Blended from it should, yeah.
Yeah, it should say that, yes. All right, so it's 5.5%.
It's this is, you know, a pint this is from No, it says 1 pint,
(08:22):
1 pint, 9.9 point. It's from the Grande Brewing in
Oregon in Tillamook. Fuck you, Derek, I.
Stopped my video right when you said fuck you Derek.
Good cheese though, So yeah, tell them what you know.
Persnickety cheese for persnickety people.
I wanted the the video of the bubbles and I was like, I don't
(08:43):
care what's said. Fuck you, Derek.
Derek doesn't. Derek knows it.
No, no, I'm not worried about it.
He was out dirt, he was watchingdirt track racing and I'm like,
that's cool. I'm just glad it's not in my
backyard anymore, which I drove by the house.
Yeah, I love dirt track racing out of dirt track.
Yeah, I drove by the house the other day and and the guy who
(09:06):
bought my old house has now installed pine trees.
So I had four, I had four huge pine trees I put in like 4 years
ago. I had more than that.
They all, they died. So we just kind of ripped them
out and never replaced them. He's put more pine trees in to
block the neighbor. So apparently he's having issues
with the guy too. So, you know, if it's not me
(09:29):
that's the problem, it right Andyou're and the next person's
having a problem, it must be theperson.
That's causing all. The that's causing the issues,
the trouble, so he's got really.Weird that that's the guy's the
problem. Wait, what's common denominator?
Mean wait, like the guy with thefloodlight and the cameras
(09:50):
pointing at your yard. He's not the problem.
That that's not the problem. Yeah, he's not the.
Problem. He's not the weird.
Yeah, I know. So he's got more pine trees up
all the way down the property line till it hits the field
where he's had he's still continuing to have the the
farmer plow he put in. So here's the thing, like I
don't I can't figure out though.So I was I drove by one way.
(10:15):
I'm like, I'm going to drive by the old house.
I haven't been over. I haven't been over there for a
minute. I.
Yeah, I used to love doing that.Let's drive by when I go to
Buffalo. I still.
Drive. I don't get to just do that
because when I drive by my old places I get shot at.
Well, that's what happens when you head to the Hilltop, right?
So I, I drove by one way headingSouth on Pickerington Road and I
(10:35):
noticed like immediately all of the siding on the one side of
the house with the garages is gone.
Like he's ripped off from the the top of the garage.
At your old house at. My old house, all of the siding
is mostly gone. I'm like what the fuck and the
garage door is now black and there's a man door beside the
garage door. Where?
(10:55):
Beside the garage door on the front.
I said the same fucking thing beside it.
The garage door's here, the man door's right here.
So it walks into the living room.
I don't know. It has to I No, there's no space
there. There's.
No, I mean, that's why I used towalk in every.
Week Mike hadn't been to the house.
The the the space is big enough.I've never I've been to your
(11:15):
house but I just dropped shit off.
Yeah, yeah, it's been enough foryour trash here A.
Couple recordings at the house. Did you?
Yeah. Did you?
Yeah. Randy has the same look I do.
I don't think he did. I did.
Did you 100% in your office TV right there?
Yes, IA 100% the early shows. He's describing it right.
Yeah, like the early shows before I.
(11:36):
Don't recall that switched. To here.
OK, no, I. I think we did go back and forth
a couple times. That we we've done so many
goddamn shows. I know.
But I don't, I barely remember that.
But he has described it right. And now I I do kind of remember
he's like. Yeah, we're like, this is pretty
crowded now. Yeah, I got to.
I'll take it, I'll take it. We're like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can come here. So I think.
(11:59):
You can be. On the show.
I think what he did is he reframed the garage door put in
a instead of putting in A2 car garage I think he swapped out
the OR two car garage door. I think he swapped out for a car
and 1/2 and then put in a mandorbeside.
That's the only thing that he could have done.
(12:19):
He's got yeah, had to. Because that that that width of
that was just wide enough, I mean.
Unless you wide like extend the whole house.
Wasn't it? He hadn't done that, but the
only way that that could happen is that that the width of that
was just big enough for one of those totes, like 72 gallon
dumpsters on wheels. Your typical.
Trash can. So and that sat right there and
(12:42):
I went out and looked in my garage and I'm like, it's the
same fucking width. It's the same goddamn size.
So he had to reframe, reframe that, rewrapped it with Tyvex
and then it is and put in the door in the garage door.
I don't know why you would put in a smaller garage door.
I'm trying to think though, could you put in a smaller man
(13:03):
door like a skinnier man? Dude that man door would be this
goddamn. Why it would It would literally
be maybe 12 inches, but you got to you got to keep in mind that
trash can sat a little further back.
There was concrete block that came up that you had a three
inch lip on, on the one side andyou had the garage door track on
(13:24):
the other side with the sensor. So anyway.
You couldn't put the garage, youcouldn't put that up against the
the sensor. I don't know how many times I
knocked that fucking sensor off too, but I'm almost certain he
had to reframe it. I've already told Liz I'm like
that house goes up for sale and they do an open house.
I'm fucking in. Yeah, I'm going just.
(13:45):
To laugh, just to say I would love to go back to our.
Children and I'm going to video the whole thing.
I was like, I'd love to go see. Oh I would, I would totally go
back to like some of my old childhood homes.
How much percent? The 1 is so fucking run down now
that it's probably a shit show inside.
But it had oak floors. It had an oak staircase.
We talked about that, yeah. That house was fucking awesome.
(14:05):
I only lived there, I was 3 and I can remember the layout like
to this day. That's like one of my parents
neighbors. He he was a builder and an
architect and all this and they revamped his old farmhouse but
kept all the original woodwork. So the baseboards were like, I
think 12 inch, yeah, oak. The banisters were all like hand
cut, like everything's beautiful.
(14:26):
There's a house from the 1800s, totally redone.
He restored all the wood and then when they sold it, this old
lady moved in as an interior designer and painted.
It all white, painted all. That's what I got.
Everything white. They painted everything.
White and it was when I was in the house when he used to live
there. He's the guy that owned the
cabin we used to rent to see so we we knew the guy well.
So we I've been upstairs in his house downstairs ever beautiful
(14:49):
house. I haven't seen it since she did,
but dad did and he's like she ruined it.
She tore out like all the antique, like the stuff that
made it like a. Hundred holes, yeah.
See, that's the way I feel about.
All the original woodwork that was over 100 years old that he
put, he put so much time and energy into and money into just
(15:10):
restoring. It that's painful.
I'm like, oh. My she's not an interior
designer. She's a twat.
Chip and get Joanna gained it. Yeah, see, I whatever.
It was that, yeah. I already told this.
I'm like, we need to start repainting here.
She's like we need to start doing touch ups.
I'm like I said our touch ups are going to suck.
I said it's going to suck. I said because they didn't sand
(15:32):
anything properly. Oh yeah.
Before they painted, they just painted over stained wood.
Gross. Well, the shit doesn't stick.
No. So and then it dents like when
you like. When you actually bump into
something, it dents and chips off.
Yeah. I'm just like, fuck.
So I've already said like when when we when the funds come
(15:52):
about, all of the cabinets are getting ripped out.
Like as much as I would love to just Oh, you just paint them.
No, you got a sandblast that shit.
Get all the paint off of them right?
You know, take it back to the take it all the way down to bare
wood and then paint it if you want to paint it or.
Whatever you're going to do to it.
I'm just like, just fuck it, just get rid of them.
(16:13):
They're not they're not wide enough like I'm still I'm still
like used to. We had wide cabinets at the at
the other house. So when you grab the trash can,
you just stick the trash can in.No, this one you have to like
turn and. Finagle it.
Finagle it. I'm like this is not.
Yeah, your own house has a nice kitchen.
Yeah, it had a great kitchen. I fucking hated it, but it was a
(16:35):
great kitchen. I mean, from what it was, it was
good. I mean, the only thing I miss
about that house is the deck. The deck was nice, which you
added. Yeah, I I built the deck.
You, I mean you guys made that anice house though.
No, it I I will not disagree that it was it that it is.
A nice house problems with and that's what kind of.
I didn't want to put more money into it.
Right, you would have stayed there longer to make it work.
(16:57):
Yeah, like the putting the pool in.
Yeah, I would love to put a poolin at this house.
I'm going to be there another fucking 12 years or forever.
I had no intentions of staying at that house right past Harley
graduating. As much as I hate Ohio, if I
have to fucking stay here, I want to make it at least
somewhat. Livable.
(17:17):
Livable. And this house makes it livable.
So. The other house can, I mean,
like I said, if that house burntdown or the neighbor's house
burnt down, no, it wasn't bad aneye.
I'd watch, maybe roast some marshmallows.
Use your hose. No, it's squirt bottle.
That's your old neighbor. Both of them both.
(17:40):
Houses your old neighbor square bottle but it's filled in the
wrong. Direction the fires over there.
Sorry I tried to help you but I got to water my grass.
Dude, it's. In the rain.
We got invited to the other, theother neighbor's house for a
graduation party. And if I saw an accident happen
(18:04):
while that party's going on at his little dirt track, I
wouldn't rush over there to pisson him if he was on fire.
Like, I'd be like, oh. That looks terrible.
So can someone grab me another Bush light?
Yeah, do you have Bush Light Apple, Bush apple?
Can I get a You guys have any cinnamon sugar I can put in
(18:25):
this? Yeah.
Doesn't that sound good? I'm going to pour that in a
glass and bring it. Anyway, so Randy said he doesn't
like this. I'm not a fan compared to the
other one. No, no, that that one's been my
favorite. This is just different than we
came from like a sweet molass. Yeah, we we went.
To to like. This sweet bourbon.
(18:46):
Sweet molasses. Yeah, this is like a sour apple.
That's this is like me, Crispin,bitter.
I'm not a I'm not a fan of this one, not to say that it's.
Bad. It's not bad, say pitch.
I'm not a big fan of. Me, I've got to get no.
I can drink it. Oh, there it.
Goes it's starting to rain, but I love it.
I love, I'm sorry, but I love all these storms we've been
(19:06):
having. Dude.
I don't like the other mind. It was like 1:00 AM and I'm
still kind of awake to like maybe getting tired.
I heard boom and all the rain and wind starting.
I was like night time. Yeah, like I'm.
I love. It being at the top of a hill,
like you can see it come in. Oh, yeah.
We'll just hear. Yeah.
And watch the trees go like neighbor next door.
(19:28):
Oh, I saw the tree. 2 trees. Oh yeah, yeah, I saw.
The one tree fell into the othertree.
Oh, at the corner, at the cornerdown there.
They lost the tree. Within 12 hours, the stump was
gone. I was like, I don't know who you
fucking know. Yeah, that's amazing.
I'd. Buy.
That that's discontinued now, yeah.
(19:49):
So you have to find them where you can.
EBay, yeah. Probably.
Yeah, I would. I would probably.
I mean the last hailstorm in 22.The last.
Hailstorm was. Well, I mean the the that was
the big one. We had that 2.
This week, at least in circle building.
We didn't. We got a little bit of hail.
We had a little bit, but not like what we had not like.
(20:10):
Damaging, yeah. No, this wasn't damaging.
It's just enough to but tink. Tink, tink.
Oh, that's that what rain soundslike.
When the hailstorm was going on in in 22 at the old house when I
had like all the siding, I was already on the phone with a guy
saying, Hey, I need you to send a guy out tomorrow.
He's like, what? I'm like it.
It's the the hail was. You can drink it.
(20:32):
You can pour it. It's unreal right now, like
there's there's going to be damage to the house and
everything else. Should I just go straight dark
now or? Do you?
You can go. I don't care what you do.
That one just kept making my We do Cherry.
Yeah, I like Cherry. I.
Like I like the Papa Cherry. It's been a while.
It's been 3 hours. Three weeks since you looked at
(20:54):
me. Chuck your head on your head.
Just bought my cherry. That's what we do do.
You want Do you want to shoot this off like a or do you just
want to? Oh, I just did a very bad thing.
Yes, you. Did.
It's not like this. Jerked it.
You couldn't see that. Oh come on, it's coming.
(21:23):
It's coming you. Got to work it Yeah, worked it
all. Right come.
On Bud. This is exciting podcasting.
I. Think we have the video now.
It used to be we just just yanking.
(21:53):
You should have given a little. That was a good bottle pop look.
Yeah, she'll give it a little. Shake it up.
Speaking of black things. Did you see the do you see
there's a house investigation? The people who like photoshopped
(22:14):
Dicks into that. I have not seen that.
Oh my God, I will send one to you.
Did you do you see that there's an investigation into the
Congress of the House of someonewho was playing a low battery
smoke detector sound every time one of the black congresswoman
was speaking? Shut the fuck up.
That's funny. Holy.
(22:38):
Shit, 'cause that's my new favorite trend, 'cause I'll be
watching some of my favorite creators who are black and then
somewhere in their video that makes no sense, it'll be a video
of something like a scene outside with a dog or something.
It's your beep just. And they'll turn it down too, so
you just barely hear it. Someone, someone did it during
every time she talked, they'd play a sound.
(22:59):
And now there's down there's like there's like a House
investigation or a Congress investigation.
If I had access to my phone, that is, I'd send it to you.
That's funny. Is that supposed to be flat?
(23:21):
Nope, that one's turned. That one's not good.
I haven't tried it after all that that happens.
That happens when you have beersthat are older.
It's like, it's not bad. It's just like, is it?
It has. OK.
That's kind of bad. It's more like a juice.
I just about you're like that turn it.
(23:41):
I was like. Yeah, the whole the whole smoke
defector thing fucking cracks meup.
That going to ask I. Was about to say we're doing
cricket noises, That's different.
(24:02):
Yeah, I have. I have this app for when
somebody I used to keep it up when we are like worship
practice some somebody said somestupid joke when nobody laughed.
And then I'll just be like. All right, this is this is 2018
on it. Oh, that was better.
(24:24):
Great. I wish.
Bourbon would pop like that. I might have to leave it out in
the sun. We'll just have to get it heated
up in that bottle. There's carbonated.
Oh, we should run. Bourbon I have a soda.
Stream, I have a soda. Stream We've talked about it
before we've met. Yeah, we talked about that a
while ago. Yeah, we.
Should So what we'll do is like we'll open up a coke like 2 days
(24:49):
before and then we'll soda stream the bourbon and make a
like a. Bourbon.
Oh, like a reverse? Yeah.
I like it. We should do with the barrel
strength though. Guess we should.
Why do I? I just want to make sure we
don't lose anything. Well, I'm sure it will.
That's why I said we should, yeah, start high.
So we start high and if it brings it down.
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That better? Yeah.
Smells like weed. Kind of product of Benjam.
Oh, that's better, yeah. That was my Belgium accent, I
don't know if it was right or not.
You're way off. Don't care.
What's that? That is, there's a German on
there. That is a.
It's like a. Tart cherry.
(25:33):
Yep, W Flemish Red Brown ale matured in oak casks with 100
liters of whole cherries to. Create a liter of soda A.
Liter 100 liters. Can I get a liter of soda here?
Of soda. How many large farva?
Order a large farva. I don't want a large farva.
I want a liter of goddamn soda. No spit.
(25:54):
Liter of Cola does. That look like spit to you?
Yeah, hold the spit. Fuck it.
Oh well, fuck it, it's powdered sugar.
Yeah, I liked it. I liked.
It bubbles. God I they need to do like
everything that that broken lizard has done since.
There were, there were. Super Troopers has not been
great like Super. Troopers 2 was OK.
(26:18):
It had moments. Super Troopers 2 was a great
follow. Up it was a follow up.
For what it was. Like club dread wasn't great.
Slam and salmon. Wasn't good.
Slam and salmon. I just recently watched and it
was a let down. Yeah.
Beer fest was good. Beer fest was good.
There's a lot of great one. Myers Beer Fest, just like Super
Troopers. But Beer Fest was not at the
(26:39):
same caliber that Super Troopers.
I would agree with that. It was good, but it's a very
close. It it was more off the cuff,
yeah. Like just random crap thrown in
there and with the granny getting pounded and stuff.
Yeah, her mouth and sausages. Super troopers still.
They're still talking about a weed fest like it's a sequel to
(27:04):
Beer Fest. But now that Willie Nelson is
not smoking weed, it makes it kind of difficult to because he
was at the end of spoiler alert,Beer Fest for a weed fest.
So hopefully they come up with something.
But have you ever did you ever watch a Tacoma FD?
I've seen bits and. Pieces I've only seen clips.
(27:27):
It was good. That burp tasted like weed
though. Holy crap.
Yeah. You said the drink smelled like
it, Burp tasted like it's. Yeah.
Tasted like weed smells. Tacoma FD was good.
And that was just, that's just Farva and and fuck Steve Lemmy,
the character, whatever character he plays, it's those
(27:50):
two. And then I was trying to think
of what else they had going on. I feel like they have to be
writing for somebody. Well, Jay Chakrajara, the he.
Thinks I'm Mexican because of myluscious mustache.
See your beautiful lips. Some guacamole.
(28:11):
He he he was like one of the writers and producers on the
Dukes of Hazzard remake. Yeah, they kind of.
That was that was, that was a fun movie for just being a dumb
movie. Yes.
It wasn't The Dukes of Hazzard. That was just kind of their
baseline. It was based on these.
(28:33):
It was based on these two guys, just the good old boys.
Yeah. It's like they didn't mean any
harm. Yeah, but I I'm hoping that they
come out with something of the caliber of Super true.
Person. It'll be hard though.
It will be but. I mean like, imagine like a
second Napoleon Dynamite or Joe Durham.
(28:54):
I'm Sue. I'm Yeah.
Well, and that's the thing like that, like I'm not looking for
another like cop movie. I just want something no.
But I'm saying like, once you get these classic, whether
they're classics or cult classics, either way they're
classics, it's hard to recapturelightning in a bottle.
No, no, I agree. It's like they did.
Not lightning in a bottle, Yeah.Beer let out?
(29:14):
Yeah, it's definitely Super Troopers Beer fest.
Yeah. Yeah, no, they did.
But beer? Like we said, Beer Fest isn't on
that like Super Troopers is. If I had to rank some of my
favorite comedies, Super Truth would be way up there and Beer
Fest would probably not be on the list.
No, I agree with that. If I had to say like top ten,
top 20, but out of their movies,Broken Lizards movies, yes, Beer
Fest is number 2, but it's not super truth, right, is all I'm
(29:37):
saying. So it'd be hard to even get
close to that level again, yeah,regardless of what you're doing.
I'm not saying they can't, I'm just saying it'd be hard.
I just want something. I just want something else from
them. I don't disagree with that.
I'll watch it because I love dread when I watched when it
first like came out and it was abig let down from what I.
Expected. I agree.
Yeah. That salmon Salmon I didn't know
(29:58):
about until years after it had been released.
Oh see, I had it on DVD. So I watched that last year,
year before something like that,and it was weird.
Yeah, it's, it's just, it's about a restaurant.
Off the Wall and Jay ShamalachmaDing Dongs.
Yeah, Chaka cars. Grandma Lama.
(30:19):
Yeah, Chaka Khan. His character was way Chaka.
Khan Chaka. It was just weird.
It wasn't the worst I've ever seen.
No. But I actually watched it back
like a week or two later going, OK, did I catch everything?
Yeah. And it was still just weird.
And also. It was not great.
I did catch everything. Yeah, yeah.
(30:41):
It's like I didn't miss it. I was right.
My my first assessment was correct.
Super Troopers, though. Yeah, we talked about that on
one of the recent episodes, like.
I've burned. Holes in that DVD.
I mean I've I've ruined the DVD and had to buy another version
of it just because I played it so much and Liz would get
fucking tired of me sitting in the living room like going
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through the entire dialogue of the movie without closed
caption. Yeah, we talked about that.
Yeah. One of my other favorites that
Jay and I watch I don't know howmany times and I will still
watch it this day every time I can, is grind fletch.
No, not fletch. Grind.
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Grind has so many one miners. Got the whole arm up there doc.
Fletcher is a classic. God, I see.
I haven't seen that movie. I haven't.
Yeah, no, but I'm saying I can, I can watch Fletch again, but
it's not where I was going with grind.
There there's. There's a bunch of B list actors
and then Bobcat Goldthwait has acameo.
(31:46):
And wasn't he producer on the show on that movie?
Oh. Shit, I don't know, might have
been. Usually he doesn't do a.
He doesn't do a cameo unless he's.
Like but The funny thing was it wasn't his typical character
with he didn't do the voice. Oh no, that's the only That's
only a police Academy. Yeah, so it was.
It was not. And apparently hates that.
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Well, it kind of pigeon holed him typecasting for sure, but
there's so many. Like every scene is just one
liner after one liner after one liner.
Tom Green's in it. Bam Margera back early.
Bam Margera. Before he went completely fine.
Now he's now that he's clean andhe's trying to skate again.
(32:29):
I respect him because he's trying to.
Is he? Oh yeah, he's not, he's not full
on skating. He's still out of shape, but
he's out there doing it, going to skate parks and stuff.
And he's, he's getting clean andhe's, he's doing his thing.
But a lot of pro skaters are in it.
It's a skateboard movie, skater movie.
They follow Jimmy Wilson around trying to get on his tour.
It's supposed to be Tony Hawk, obviously, but every scene is
(32:54):
just banger after banger line. And it's one of those ones that
just flopped in the theaters. But I I've watched it, I've
probably watched that movie 100 times and it's still funny.
And some of it's the ad Lib shitthese no name actors do.
Like they're walking together. This guy's like, I'm going to
dry spell, man. Well, to be in a dry spell,
(33:14):
you've had to have been on West Bill.
We're talking about getting laid.
He's like, who's making up theserules, man?
Like totally. I mean, he's not wrong.
Or he goes, no, he goes, I've had sex.
Yeah, but with the human. And then the the adlib line was
who's making these rules, man? It's like everything me and Jay
will quote that we'll quote. There's one where they try to do
(33:36):
this trick at the skate event, but in the parking lot, guy
ramps, ends up hitting fortifiesthat fall over.
Preston Lacy's in one of them. So he comes out like, oh, and
the security guards like. We man.
And we man's in the movie. I'm sure he is.
And they but they the security guard basically is going to make
(33:56):
him clean for all the porta piesthey knocked over.
And the one like GQ guys like sweet Lou cleans no man's poo
and walks away. It's just like just dumb 1
liners, 1 after the other after the other and so many people
have never seen it. I've I've never seen it, no.
Yeah, I haven't seen it. It's something we caught on a
way. I think we got on like the $5
bin at Walmart on DVD and I was like, oh, I've been wanting to
(34:19):
see that. And I missed it in theaters
'cause there's one of the thingsthat went there's like 2 weeks
it was gone. Yeah right.
Wow. It taped.
But afterwards it it kind of gained more of a following and
it's. And it's it's like the.
Early the early Jackass stuff when it was Can't kill yourself,
Yes holy. Shit.
See, I like the early Jackass stuff.
Liz will not watch it. Yeah.
Yeah, Melissa won't either. And she's like, I'm not going to
(34:41):
sit here and watch people like get tased in the nut sack or do
paper cuts. OK, but some of?
The later between the fingers, honestly that of all the things,
that was the one that I was like, fucking Nope.
Which one? The paper.
Cuts paper cuts between the fingers.
Between the fingers and between the toes.
I'll take there's one clip in any of the Jackass shows or
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movies that made me gag one thing.
Oh God, I'm just like just thinking about it makes my.
I'm getting sick just thinking about the fact that I have to
say it again and it's not even the dude putting his ass through
a thing on a model train. Yes, because I've talked about
it before. The dude that did the ship
volcano with the train in the 4th movie I think.
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Not even that. I never saw it.
The vomit omelet that Aaron Mcgahee did.
Nope, didn't say that either. If you saw the movies, you did.
I don't let me erased from memory.
Puked into an omelette or into askillet, fried it up and ate it.
No, that is the one time that I physically was like.
No. One of the funniest.
The farting Preston farting intoSteve O with the helmet thought
(35:46):
it was hilarious. Yeah, even though he's gagging.
Farts are funny. Yeah, farts.
Are funny. The farties was funny.
Farts are always and. It, it was gross.
There was a lot of gross stuff they did, but that one was where
I was like. The one where Rab himself and
they played the clip from GeorgeCarlin.
You never see somebody taking a shit while running full speed
and he just took like like 4 laxative chocolate bars and just
(36:10):
ran down the street in a jockstrap and just shit
everywhere. Oh, so bad.
See that that doesn't bother me.Like came up the other day was I
can't remember his fucking name because I don't remember names.
It was he's in a jockstrap and he's like going to take a puck.
(36:30):
Oh yeah. And it was half of them did
that. Yeah, Knoxville.
Knoxville did that. This was, I can't remember, it
was a black hockey player and he's like, he just walks by and
literally slams the glass. He's like, you're going to
fucking die today right out of the gate.
Hits him with a 90 mile an hour.Puck hits like the inside of the
thigh. At some point, yeah, but the
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first one hits him square in thecup at 90 miles an hour and just
fucking lays him down and he's just like.
Fuck, fuck, fuck it. Shattered the cup and he's.
Like feel like that was PK Subban.
No, it was. I keep want to say it was Steve
Cavallaro, but it wasn't fucking.
Steve no Cavallaro want to do that.
(37:14):
He ain't doing that dumb shit. It was the dude that's missing
the one fucking front tooth, no?No, if they're talking about the
guy who's. Shot.
That's what I was just talking about.
The yeah, I don't know who the black guy was.
He was just like, you're going to fucking die today.
And that was it. And he and yeah, Aaron takes one
right to the fucking like first hit right out of the gate, 90
mile an hour puck right to the Dick puts him on it like just he
(37:39):
like when he falls over, he's missing like the ass cheeks on
his pants. And no one apparently knew that
shit either. So everybody's fucking laughing
about that. I'm just like.
That would. That.
Most of the nut shot things is is something I can sometimes
laugh at but I would not sign upfor.
No, a lot of the shit that they fucking do, I would never sign
(38:01):
up. For like there's a couple that
are like maybe, but like. Like some of their, like, one of
the funniest things was the movie where they started off
with the giant hand of whipped cream.
Yeah, they were. Slanting.
Yeah, pray. Like that, that's fun.
That's a good huge bird prank tome.
Yeah, if somebody did that to me.
You want for the the bad one, no?
No, I did. I'm mixing.
(38:21):
Mixing. OK, Chewbacca.
May the Force be with you. Yeah, because it is.
Fucking nerds, but I forget I was fucking nerds.
Yeah, you nerved out. May the fourth be with you.
I don't give a. Fuck, can't wait till tomorrow.
Revenge of the 5th. Well, I have a doctor's
(38:41):
appointment tomorrow, so revenge.
Is just what it's April 30th. It's going to be May.
It's going to be May. That's his biggest regret in
life. Yeah, have you ever seen that?
That's my biggest regret in life.
It's the fact that he. Did that what's the word you
mispronounced that you must regret?
And he was like, well, you know,I once said doubt it instead of
(39:02):
doubt. And, you know, people go through
it. And Justin Timberlake jumped out
and he's like May. And I'm like, good for him,
Yeah. Well, you have to at this point.
You either laugh at it or you just think.
Or or yeah. They're gonna, people are gonna
double down on it, I mean. It's gonna be May I hate, And
(39:23):
there was I hate this week. Every year, because the memes
and all the old white people think they're so funny, they're
in. The same.
And then people walk in and theyjust see ramen and they're like,
it's going to be May. It's the same memes every year
and everybody's like, you're so funny, ha ha ha.
Laughing reaction. Laughing reaction.
If Mike was going to be around next year, I was.
(39:45):
Not good. I just go into the store and
start putting fucking Justin Timberlake labels on all the
food. It's.
Amazing, I have a Star Wars Hawaiian shirt.
It's amazing. May, yeah.
It's Chewbacca and the Millennium Falcon and I also
have AT shirt that says Trader Jawas.
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Worst movies ever. I don't know that they're the
worst. They're up there.
They are the kiss of movies. They know three chords.
They didn't put out a disco. Album they know they might as
well you don't. They haven't yet.
Well, Jar Jar Binks. OK, take that.
They haven't yet. They're doing a Star Wars.
(40:28):
Horror. Movie like in, you know, the
space Koreans. You say they're doing a porn
movie. They've done the.
Horror, horror, horror. They said porn.
I was like, I think they've donethat.
I'm sure they've done The Simpsons one that's.
Kind of what I was good at. And all the yellow paint just
kind of fades away in the. Decision.
I didn't watch it but. Jesus Christ, you.
(40:50):
How are you not going to watch Marge getting banged by Bart?
First off. C3DP.
Oh, I don't, I don't go on on. Well first, I don't go to
Pornhub. You're doing it again.
Yeah. I just threw it out, but I'm
going to do it again. This is the good one.
That's the bad one. Oh, OK then.
(41:12):
I'm going to do Cherry in that one.
Covered Cherry. I fucking really like that one.
I like this one, but it's. I wish we had more of the 412.
It's it's bright like that's it's very.
It's skunky, too. Bright.
It's not. I'm not even skunky, it's just
(41:34):
it's. This is a fancy corona, that's
what I'm getting. It's a fancy, clearly Canadian.
Oh. What's fancy?
Clearly French. I mean, it's, it's clearly
Dutch. Clearly French Canadian.
Clearly Dutch, stick your fingerin it.
(41:57):
You're calm. You're domicile.
Oh man. Oh, it's I like this one.
It's just very the only word I can come up with is bright.
It's. Like Crisp, it's.
It's not. It's not bitter, it's just.
It's sharp. It's a little bitter, but it's
(42:17):
not overly bitter. I love what?
You're doing over there, but this is the worst suicide I've
ever seen made. It's kind of what I think I'm
like starting to scare me a little.
I thought you wanted to sell a couch later.
I'm. Going to lay on it first.
(42:40):
I'm just testing to make sure itworks.
I'm just proving that it worked.So this is a pull out sofa.
Oh shit. JD Vance would love.
It turns out it didn't work. I have to go back.
I have to go back to the description I put on it.
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for a lateral, remember? OK, this is good.
Yeah, I like it. It's not bad, clearly different.
It's different. I like the cherry, but it's a
tart cherry. It's very tart, yes.
It's from Belgium. It's got some shit on the inside
of the neck. Look at that right there.
Even better from the cork. Yeah, well, somebody doesn't
(46:07):
poke their finger in a little when they wipe.
No, no, it's. It just didn't.
That's how you get hemorrhoids. Yeah, I'm sure.
You no enema before the butt stuff, OK?
It's pegging Friday, yeah. That bottle needs a Tim Waltz
stamp on. Stamp on or tampon?
Yes. OK, all right.
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No more. Fortyish. 5 per minutes.
That's good. OK, yeah, we can roll with it.
All right, well, this is shit you can't get.
I'm just going. To no you can get.
This. No, you can't.
Not not I Honestly, I don't knowif you can get it.
You can't get that bottle because.
You can't get. That you finish it.
It's Ike creaking beer. You might be able to get in
(46:52):
Utah, just tell them. What it's It's over 3.2%.
Tell them you're Amish. Yeah, so I, I, I feel like I
mentioned this last anything over 5% in Utah is called heavy
beer. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Aren't there some like?
That's the message. That are that are 5%, yeah.
(47:14):
Yeah, Heavy D and the boys like.Budweiser.
Whatever. That's. 48 Budweiser's 4/8.
Fuck, what was that? Budweiser.
Bud Light's 3/2. Yeah, I'll say Bud Light's 3/2.
Budweiser's like. 48 yeah, but they made like a platinum or
they made some of those like a 5two I think, yeah.
Oh, they they may have, but anything but yeah, that would
fall under. That's what I'm saying.
(47:35):
It's like the most basic. But you can't American
distillery, you can't be like anything over 4-5.
Well, high standard Budweiser isBudweiser, but heavy is 4/8.
Yeah. So you can't be like it's got to
be 5%. I don't understand.
The Budweiser beer product with the highest ABV is Budweiser
(47:55):
Magnum Strong, which has a 5% ABV.
Jesus Christ. Goddamn.
Regular Budweiser also has a 5% ABV all.
Right. So I was, I wasn't.
I mean, 5%'s not bad for your run-of-the-mill beer, though.
No, no, like 5%'s great if you're like.
Golfing but but heavy is fuckingheavy.
(48:16):
No, when I'm golfing I get a light.
I do. When I yeah, when I'm golfing,
I'm doing a. Lighter Coors Light.
I I do a lot of Coors Light golfing.
No, I always, I always. It's cool and fresh.
Weird. Coors Light is the best beer
I've ever had. I was playing.
OK, I was waiting for the. Following.
I was about to say I was. Playing I I used to I used to
drink when I was. Like I used to play, I used to
(48:38):
play floor hockey in Buffalo, and it was in an old warehouse
Buffalo. Buffalo.
Wisconsin. Yes.
Buffalo, Wisconsin. New York and it was in an old
warehouse and the only air circulation in New York.
Those big fans kind of like a gym.
OK, the big and so middle of August we had a guy who was on
(49:02):
our team who had a buddy who worked at the local supermarket
and. He Trader Joe's No.
Not Trader Joe's and would put cases of beer in the meat
locker. So.
You got like ice cold. Like like.
Almost. 31°. Which is where beer should be
(49:22):
anyway. Yeah, and so when he picked it
up, it was like ice fucking cold.
And so we finished a game. We went over to a buddy's house
who was close to the rink and he's like, hey, you guys want a
beer? And like, yeah, sure.
And he pulls out Coors late and me and my buddy Eric were like,
(49:43):
oh, fuck, Jesus Christ. And so we were like, like,
whole. It was so the.
Rockies. Fucking good.
Ice cold. It's weird how they can make
that in Saint Louis. Though an ice cold that the
Rockies made in St. Louis, MO, the the ice ice cold
(50:04):
Coors Light on a hot summer day is amazing.
Ice, yes. Cold beer on a general.
Not I don't want an ice cold Guinness when I'm no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Although it has less calories
and lower ABV than Coors Light. Yeah.
A. A your run-of-the-mill logger.
(50:25):
Anything. Any any longer?
Oh yeah, you want it? Way colder.
That is way better. Fucking cold as shit.
Oh God, it just 100%. Coarse, coarse banquet.
Oh, that's what does it for me. I love coarse banquet.
I'm a for. For.
No other reason than the squattybottles.
Yeah, I like the. I like the well in red stripes.
(50:46):
Red stripes for breakfast. Incidentally, bacon and Red
Stripe. Like I got introduced to Red
Stripe. Jamaica.
I got introduced to Red Stripe when I was working for
Abercrombie and Fitch. So we used to do quarterly
meetings and we would spend money to do these quarterly
(51:08):
meetings. They rented out like an entire
area up at it. It had to have been Alum Creek.
I don't remember exactly where it was.
They what are you doing? Oh, fuck, He's going to listen.
I'm getting suicided. I'm getting, I'm getting Jeffrey
Epstein. That was the first time I had
(51:29):
Red Stripe, was at this Abercrombie and Fitch party,
beach party because everything was themed too.
So we had a beach party with equestrian parties we had and I,
I was like, they're like, here, have a grenade.
Another movie that tanked in the.
No grenades. Grenades are Mickey's.
Well, this was a red stripe grenade.
Mickey's wide mouth. Because the the the Coors Light
(51:52):
bottles are not as squatty as a.Danger One.
Oh, is that the bad one? Yeah.
Dang it, it's a danger one. Danger.
Try it before you. I mean you, you said you didn't
try it, Mike and I said it turned.
Well, Mike said it turned. I think it's not terrible.
No, no, it's. Now I got to try this fucking
concoction. Oh no, that's terrible.
(52:13):
Yeah, yeah, that's bad. I can't drink that.
What is in this? That's this and the like.
Deep dark. All right, so that's what.
I was looking for Dang it. That's the motor.
There's some left, yeah. When it rattles, not sure I want
that pour I was. Like is it beer?
(52:35):
No, just a can of spray paint. Yeah, that that motor oil's got
some shavings in it. It's you'll be fine.
Must be out of a shady. Hold on.
All right, mix me up, Mike, justa little.
No, no. Well, whatever.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying it.Just a little.
Just a little of the. Oh, there was some chunky
(52:56):
clipped out of there. I, I, it was like, it was like
the worm in the bottle of the Helix that that's not bad.
Is this the same thing he just got?
Yes. Yes.
No, it's, it's, it's markedly improved.
Yes. Oh, I'd say it's good.
Yeah. Yeah, that's down right good.
Yeah. You got apple chunks in yours,
(53:18):
but I'll. Chew them later.
It's fine. OK, pick them out for my teeth
when I get home. So mix that shit the more
mehendi and the we're not ice and Viking beer.
Einstein. Einstein.
Beer. That beer is so German named
Frank's hiding from it. Good desk.
(53:40):
Yeah, she can't hear it either. Well done.
I know where you're going. I like it.
How'd you like it? Facebook, Instagram and YouTube.
It's Google, Instagram.
All right, you're going to need to rent your glasses.
We're going pasty white boy now.Oh, this is.
Going to fuck me up Jesus ChristGlug glug glug glug Oh, I need
to buy a new knife. I need a new like assisted
flipper I. What kind do you like?
(00:26):
I've got 1. Well.
I like the CRKT stuff. I like the CRKT stuff, but
they're made in China. Yeah, I'm done with fucking.
The Kershaws. I like Kershaw.
I like certain Kershaws, but a lot of stuff that they
outsourced is made with the cheaper.
Yeah, cheaper steel. Well, the ones, the one in
Kershaw I have. Yeah, the one I have, I like.
The problem is that it is it weighs like 4 fucking pounds.
(00:47):
Yeah, some of them are fucking heavy.
They make. Are we recording?
Yeah, we're. OK, they make knives with so
many sizes. Though I finally know.
Are you on? Let's start.
As I'm as I'm like. I have somebody talking.
I've walked in my house somewhere.
I have. A.
(01:11):
I'm like, oh I got this when? I was 13.
Welcome to the Buck More podcast.
I'm Martell, and we're Alcoholics.
Unanimous. Oh man.
Leaving it. Doesn't doesn't get better than
(01:31):
that. I mean, well, after 2.
After what? What is this?
This one is it doesn't say. Oh no, it's 1313.1 and another
16 percenter. Yeah, I'm going to mispronounce
things. You should look into Boker.
Boker, B. OK, ER.
So I don't want to spend a shit load of money either.
(01:53):
I got a boker on now, granted itwas in store.
Smokey Mountain knife works whenI was down there.
Because I'll forget. Yeah, Boker is good.
Knife Yeah, text me that becauseI'm only looking to spend maybe
upwards to 60 bucks. You can get a good boker for
that or. As long as it and yeah I just
want to assist it open too like.Well, this one I have it's so
here I'll just show it to you. Like my the one I have now is
(02:14):
just the cheap piece of shit andit's not assisted open but it's
so fucking loose like your mom that it just flings open so.
Anybody can use it? Yeah, OK.
For the most part. I mean, if you can't figure out
how to flum the flum flum, flickit.
Flum flip it. We're doing great.
It's a Boba Fett, OK? They come in different colors.
(02:35):
Yeah. Fuck yes.
That red button on the top. Yeah.
Is the release. So you just press it.
And you pull out, you press, it locks in.
Is it auto or? It's auto.
They don't call it like a switchblade, but it is you put
it. But it was and I can get that
shipped here. Yeah, you can get it anywhere
all right. No, yeah, send me that because
(02:55):
I'm looking for something I. Sent you the name Boker just so
you can look it up. They make a ton of them but
that's the one I have. I have it carried here and I
forgot. I keep forgetting to bring it
when I come here. I had a SOG that I got for 8
bucks. Great knife.
Worked fucking fantastic. That's a great knife.
I had it in my hand, I was cutting something and I dropped
it and it went straight tipped down.
Snap the fucking tip off. Now it's fucking useless.
(03:17):
That's why I was 8 bucks. Well no, I paid 8 bucks because
it was at a liquidation store. It was new in box.
I have a SOG, it's good but 8 bucks is a fair price for.
It yeah, I mean it was I'm like 08 bucks, I'll buy it.
And then I fucking dropped it onthe garage floor and it went
straight tip down. When I was on the farm I had a
Kershaw. Unfortunate it was camouflage
(03:39):
when I dropped it one day and don't know where on 115 acres.
It's still out there. It is.
So the next one I got, the next one I got was like blaze orange.
Oh yeah. It's like, it's like the hunters
wear this to be seen because I was like, if I'm dropping the
sucker. Again, I want to find it.
Yeah, they're the the Kershaws aren't really expensive, even
for the good ones. No, no, no, no, no.
I love Kershaws, but since I gotthat and I didn't want a Boker,
(04:02):
we went in there. We only went in that store
because Kevin wanted a new pocket knife he spent for a very
high end bench made. See, I, I, I walked into that
was, I walked into the 511 store, yeah, up at East in the
other couple weeks, you know, last week or whatever two weeks
ago because I had to get a new I.
Haven't been in there yet. It's not bad.
(04:22):
I think 511 is a little overpriced for all of their
shit. It is, but they I walked in,
they're like, Hey, what can we help you with?
I'm like, oh, I need to get a new pig sticker.
And they they were like, oh, what?
I'm like a knife that makes me so happy.
And then they were just like, oh, oh, they're like what we
have that everything they had isfucking Benchmade or it's their
(04:45):
brand, but none of their brand stuff is assist open and I just
I not that I need. Their brand.
Also, you're paying more for thename than the quality.
Right, exactly. Benchmade I'd swear by, but I'm
with you. I just.
Don't want to spend 200? Dollars when I was a knife.
When I lost my knife, Sean let me use one of his old Benchmade
until I got a new one. Great knife.
Yeah, I don't want to spend 120 to 200 bucks.
(05:08):
They're more than that now. That's the thing.
Like I walked in there and. I'm just like.
Fuck, I'm not spending $170 on agoddamn knife.
Yeah, I'm like, what do you got for 30 bucks?
And he's like nothing, nothing. He's like, we, well, we have
these, we have these razor knives and they're like these,
they're mini, like Tonto style with a replaceable blade.
(05:30):
And I'm like, yeah, I don't wantthat.
Like, yeah, I would like my blade to be razor sharp every
time, but razors wear down real fast.
That's why they're replaceable. So these ones are called the
Kalashnikovs, which is the one Igot and you can get it in such a
variety you can get all black. Oh, that one looks like.
I like a hot dog, one that's a. Hot dog one I may just buy the
(05:50):
hot. Dog 1 They did one that was like
The Simpsons donut pattern. I'm on that.
You can get all black. This is from there. 55 bucks.
That's from the company you sentme, yeah.
I'll send you this link. Yeah, send me that link because
I'll I'm looking for and. When I bought it, a lot of
people like, well, the blade feels a little like I watch
reviews online, the blade feels a little loose, this and that.
And one guy goes, I don't know if I want to buy one.
(06:12):
And my buddy said I got 1 tossedit to me and he used it and he
came back and said it works, blah, blah, blah.
You know, And the guy goes, yeah, I've used it for 15 years
and it was still like, never been Justin, never been.
He's sharpened it. That's.
It. Yeah, I mean, I was looking at
Buck. My dad always carried Buck.
I've got small buck and small case knives.
They used to be the standards. Yeah.
(06:34):
Anymore. Unless you get one of the old
ones. Yeah, they're not.
I cannot. So I have they're. $5 and you
can find them at gas station. See, I I have what I thought was
my dad's. It it is one of his old buck
knives. But it's not the one he carried.
I don't know where the fucking the one he carried because the
one he carried. He still carries an old Buck
knife. Well, he modified his.
(06:55):
He modified his to the point where it wasn't like thumb
flippers wasn't a thing. Right, he would just back then
it was all. He would just it was, you know,
you had to grab it because they were all stiff and and open it.
That one he carried. Flip it.
He just flipped the thing open. The weight of the blade.
Yeah, he filed down the the. Something, yeah.
And it would just open and lock and I can't.
(07:16):
I don't know where the hell it went, but I have one of those
older ones. Dad's got one of the old bug
knives. Actually, now he carries a
Kershaw. Not I think about it.
You want to keep it lower price.I'm yeah, I want to I, I, I
figured the way that I use knives, I don't want to spend a
shit load of money on a knife because.
But you want it to work. Like this, I need it to work.
Like I just broke. Like this one's shitty.
(07:36):
Like this is a piece of shit knife.
My Kershaw knife that I have will not hold a fucking edge no
matter how much I fucking sharpen it.
Wonder what kind of steel it? Is I don't know like that, it
just won't hold an. Edge, like some of the cheaper
ones, you still get the quality build, but the steel of the
blade is a cheaper steel, Yeah. So you have to sharpen it often
(07:57):
all. Right.
So we're we've got a, a Mason. It's a spontaneous wild ale aged
in oak barrels, blended and blended from from three years.
That makes no sense. Three different years.
OK. Blended from it should, yeah.
Yeah, it should say that, yes. All right, so it's 5.5%.
It's this is, you know, a pint this is from No, it says 1 pint,
(08:22):
1 pint, 9.9 point. It's from the Grande Brewing in
Oregon in Tillamook. Fuck you, Derek, I.
Stopped my video right when you said fuck you Derek.
Good cheese though, So yeah, tell them what you know.
Persnickety cheese for persnickety people.
I wanted the the video of the bubbles and I was like, I don't
(08:43):
care what's said. Fuck you, Derek.
Derek doesn't. Derek knows it.
No, no, I'm not worried about it.
He was out dirt, he was watchingdirt track racing and I'm like,
that's cool. I'm just glad it's not in my
backyard anymore, which I drove by the house.
Yeah, I love dirt track racing out of dirt track.
Yeah, I drove by the house the other day and and the guy who
(09:06):
bought my old house has now installed pine trees.
So I had four, I had four huge pine trees I put in like 4 years
ago. I had more than that.
They all, they died. So we just kind of ripped them
out and never replaced them. He's put more pine trees in to
block the neighbor. So apparently he's having issues
with the guy too. So, you know, if it's not me
(09:29):
that's the problem, it right Andyou're and the next person's
having a problem, it must be theperson.
That's causing all. The that's causing the issues,
the trouble, so he's got really.Weird that that's the guy's the
problem. Wait, what's common denominator?
Mean wait, like the guy with thefloodlight and the cameras
(09:50):
pointing at your yard. He's not the problem.
That that's not the problem. Yeah, he's not the.
Problem. He's not the weird.
Yeah, I know. So he's got more pine trees up
all the way down the property line till it hits the field
where he's had he's still continuing to have the the
farmer plow he put in. So here's the thing, like I
don't I can't figure out though.So I was I drove by one way.
(10:15):
I'm like, I'm going to drive by the old house.
I haven't been over. I haven't been over there for a
minute. I.
Yeah, I used to love doing that.Let's drive by when I go to
Buffalo. I still.
Drive. I don't get to just do that
because when I drive by my old places I get shot at.
Well, that's what happens when you head to the Hilltop, right?
So I, I drove by one way headingSouth on Pickerington Road and I
(10:35):
noticed like immediately all of the siding on the one side of
the house with the garages is gone.
Like he's ripped off from the the top of the garage.
At your old house at. My old house, all of the siding
is mostly gone. I'm like what the fuck and the
garage door is now black and there's a man door beside the
garage door. Where?
(10:55):
Beside the garage door on the front.
I said the same fucking thing beside it.
The garage door's here, the man door's right here.
So it walks into the living room.
I don't know. It has to I No, there's no space
there. There's.
No, I mean, that's why I used towalk in every.
Week Mike hadn't been to the house.
The the the space is big enough.I've never I've been to your
(11:15):
house but I just dropped shit off.
Yeah, yeah, it's been enough foryour trash here A.
Couple recordings at the house. Did you?
Yeah. Did you?
Yeah. Randy has the same look I do.
I don't think he did. I did.
Did you 100% in your office TV right there?
Yes, IA 100% the early shows. He's describing it right.
Yeah, like the early shows before I.
(11:36):
Don't recall that switched. To here.
OK, no, I. I think we did go back and forth
a couple times. That we we've done so many
goddamn shows. I know.
But I don't, I barely remember that.
But he has described it right. And now I I do kind of remember
he's like. Yeah, we're like, this is pretty
crowded now. Yeah, I got to.
I'll take it, I'll take it. We're like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can come here. So I think.
(11:59):
You can be. On the show.
I think what he did is he reframed the garage door put in
a instead of putting in A2 car garage I think he swapped out
the OR two car garage door. I think he swapped out for a car
and 1/2 and then put in a mandorbeside.
That's the only thing that he could have done.
(12:19):
He's got yeah, had to. Because that that that width of
that was just wide enough, I mean.
Unless you wide like extend the whole house.
Wasn't it? He hadn't done that, but the
only way that that could happen is that that the width of that
was just big enough for one of those totes, like 72 gallon
dumpsters on wheels. Your typical.
Trash can. So and that sat right there and
(12:42):
I went out and looked in my garage and I'm like, it's the
same fucking width. It's the same goddamn size.
So he had to reframe, reframe that, rewrapped it with Tyvex
and then it is and put in the door in the garage door.
I don't know why you would put in a smaller garage door.
I'm trying to think though, could you put in a smaller man
(13:03):
door like a skinnier man? Dude that man door would be this
goddamn. Why it would It would literally
be maybe 12 inches, but you got to you got to keep in mind that
trash can sat a little further back.
There was concrete block that came up that you had a three
inch lip on, on the one side andyou had the garage door track on
(13:24):
the other side with the sensor. So anyway.
You couldn't put the garage, youcouldn't put that up against the
the sensor. I don't know how many times I
knocked that fucking sensor off too, but I'm almost certain he
had to reframe it. I've already told Liz I'm like
that house goes up for sale and they do an open house.
I'm fucking in. Yeah, I'm going just.
(13:45):
To laugh, just to say I would love to go back to our.
Children and I'm going to video the whole thing.
I was like, I'd love to go see. Oh I would, I would totally go
back to like some of my old childhood homes.
How much percent? The 1 is so fucking run down now
that it's probably a shit show inside.
But it had oak floors. It had an oak staircase.
We talked about that, yeah. That house was fucking awesome.
(14:05):
I only lived there, I was 3 and I can remember the layout like
to this day. That's like one of my parents
neighbors. He he was a builder and an
architect and all this and they revamped his old farmhouse but
kept all the original woodwork. So the baseboards were like, I
think 12 inch, yeah, oak. The banisters were all like hand
cut, like everything's beautiful.
(14:26):
There's a house from the 1800s, totally redone.
He restored all the wood and then when they sold it, this old
lady moved in as an interior designer and painted.
It all white, painted all. That's what I got.
Everything white. They painted everything.
White and it was when I was in the house when he used to live
there. He's the guy that owned the
cabin we used to rent to see so we we knew the guy well.
So we I've been upstairs in his house downstairs ever beautiful
(14:49):
house. I haven't seen it since she did,
but dad did and he's like she ruined it.
She tore out like all the antique, like the stuff that
made it like a. Hundred holes, yeah.
See, that's the way I feel about.
All the original woodwork that was over 100 years old that he
put, he put so much time and energy into and money into just
(15:10):
restoring. It that's painful.
I'm like, oh. My she's not an interior
designer. She's a twat.
Chip and get Joanna gained it. Yeah, see, I whatever.
It was that, yeah. I already told this.
I'm like, we need to start repainting here.
She's like we need to start doing touch ups.
I'm like I said our touch ups are going to suck.
I said it's going to suck. I said because they didn't sand
(15:32):
anything properly. Oh yeah.
Before they painted, they just painted over stained wood.
Gross. Well, the shit doesn't stick.
No. So and then it dents like when
you like. When you actually bump into
something, it dents and chips off.
Yeah. I'm just like, fuck.
So I've already said like when when we when the funds come
(15:52):
about, all of the cabinets are getting ripped out.
Like as much as I would love to just Oh, you just paint them.
No, you got a sandblast that shit.
Get all the paint off of them right?
You know, take it back to the take it all the way down to bare
wood and then paint it if you want to paint it or.
Whatever you're going to do to it.
I'm just like, just fuck it, just get rid of them.
(16:13):
They're not they're not wide enough like I'm still I'm still
like used to. We had wide cabinets at the at
the other house. So when you grab the trash can,
you just stick the trash can in.No, this one you have to like
turn and. Finagle it.
Finagle it. I'm like this is not.
Yeah, your own house has a nice kitchen.
Yeah, it had a great kitchen. I fucking hated it, but it was a
(16:35):
great kitchen. I mean, from what it was, it was
good. I mean, the only thing I miss
about that house is the deck. The deck was nice, which you
added. Yeah, I I built the deck.
You, I mean you guys made that anice house though.
No, it I I will not disagree that it was it that it is.
A nice house problems with and that's what kind of.
I didn't want to put more money into it.
Right, you would have stayed there longer to make it work.
(16:57):
Yeah, like the putting the pool in.
Yeah, I would love to put a poolin at this house.
I'm going to be there another fucking 12 years or forever.
I had no intentions of staying at that house right past Harley
graduating. As much as I hate Ohio, if I
have to fucking stay here, I want to make it at least
somewhat. Livable.
(17:17):
Livable. And this house makes it livable.
So. The other house can, I mean,
like I said, if that house burntdown or the neighbor's house
burnt down, no, it wasn't bad aneye.
I'd watch, maybe roast some marshmallows.
Use your hose. No, it's squirt bottle.
That's your old neighbor. Both of them both.
(17:40):
Houses your old neighbor square bottle but it's filled in the
wrong. Direction the fires over there.
Sorry I tried to help you but I got to water my grass.
Dude, it's. In the rain.
We got invited to the other, theother neighbor's house for a
graduation party. And if I saw an accident happen
(18:04):
while that party's going on at his little dirt track, I
wouldn't rush over there to pisson him if he was on fire.
Like, I'd be like, oh. That looks terrible.
So can someone grab me another Bush light?
Yeah, do you have Bush Light Apple, Bush apple?
Can I get a You guys have any cinnamon sugar I can put in
(18:25):
this? Yeah.
Doesn't that sound good? I'm going to pour that in a
glass and bring it. Anyway, so Randy said he doesn't
like this. I'm not a fan compared to the
other one. No, no, that that one's been my
favorite. This is just different than we
came from like a sweet molass. Yeah, we we went.
To to like. This sweet bourbon.
(18:46):
Sweet molasses. Yeah, this is like a sour apple.
That's this is like me, Crispin,bitter.
I'm not a I'm not a fan of this one, not to say that it's.
Bad. It's not bad, say pitch.
I'm not a big fan of. Me, I've got to get no.
I can drink it. Oh, there it.
Goes it's starting to rain, but I love it.
I love, I'm sorry, but I love all these storms we've been
(19:06):
having. Dude.
I don't like the other mind. It was like 1:00 AM and I'm
still kind of awake to like maybe getting tired.
I heard boom and all the rain and wind starting.
I was like night time. Yeah, like I'm.
I love. It being at the top of a hill,
like you can see it come in. Oh, yeah.
We'll just hear. Yeah.
And watch the trees go like neighbor next door.
(19:28):
Oh, I saw the tree. 2 trees. Oh yeah, yeah, I saw.
The one tree fell into the othertree.
Oh, at the corner, at the cornerdown there.
They lost the tree. Within 12 hours, the stump was
gone. I was like, I don't know who you
fucking know. Yeah, that's amazing.
I'd. Buy.
That that's discontinued now, yeah.
(19:49):
So you have to find them where you can.
EBay, yeah. Probably.
Yeah, I would. I would probably.
I mean the last hailstorm in 22.The last.
Hailstorm was. Well, I mean the the that was
the big one. We had that 2.
This week, at least in circle building.
We didn't. We got a little bit of hail.
We had a little bit, but not like what we had not like.
(20:10):
Damaging, yeah. No, this wasn't damaging.
It's just enough to but tink. Tink, tink.
Oh, that's that what rain soundslike.
When the hailstorm was going on in in 22 at the old house when I
had like all the siding, I was already on the phone with a guy
saying, Hey, I need you to send a guy out tomorrow.
He's like, what? I'm like it.
It's the the hail was. You can drink it.
(20:32):
You can pour it. It's unreal right now, like
there's there's going to be damage to the house and
everything else. Should I just go straight dark
now or? Do you?
You can go. I don't care what you do.
That one just kept making my We do Cherry.
Yeah, I like Cherry. I.
Like I like the Papa Cherry. It's been a while.
It's been 3 hours. Three weeks since you looked at
(20:54):
me. Chuck your head on your head.
Just bought my cherry. That's what we do do.
You want Do you want to shoot this off like a or do you just
want to? Oh, I just did a very bad thing.
Yes, you. Did.
It's not like this. Jerked it.
You couldn't see that. Oh come on, it's coming.
(21:23):
It's coming you. Got to work it Yeah, worked it
all. Right come.
On Bud. This is exciting podcasting.
I. Think we have the video now.
It used to be we just just yanking.
(21:53):
You should have given a little. That was a good bottle pop look.
Yeah, she'll give it a little. Shake it up.
Speaking of black things. Did you see the do you see
there's a house investigation? The people who like photoshopped
(22:14):
Dicks into that. I have not seen that.
Oh my God, I will send one to you.
Did you do you see that there's an investigation into the
Congress of the House of someonewho was playing a low battery
smoke detector sound every time one of the black congresswoman
was speaking? Shut the fuck up.
That's funny. Holy.
(22:38):
Shit, 'cause that's my new favorite trend, 'cause I'll be
watching some of my favorite creators who are black and then
somewhere in their video that makes no sense, it'll be a video
of something like a scene outside with a dog or something.
It's your beep just. And they'll turn it down too, so
you just barely hear it. Someone, someone did it during
every time she talked, they'd play a sound.
(22:59):
And now there's down there's like there's like a House
investigation or a Congress investigation.
If I had access to my phone, that is, I'd send it to you.
That's funny. Is that supposed to be flat?
(23:21):
Nope, that one's turned. That one's not good.
I haven't tried it after all that that happens.
That happens when you have beersthat are older.
It's like, it's not bad. It's just like, is it?
It has. OK.
That's kind of bad. It's more like a juice.
I just about you're like that turn it.
(23:41):
I was like. Yeah, the whole the whole smoke
defector thing fucking cracks meup.
That going to ask I. Was about to say we're doing
cricket noises, That's different.
(24:02):
Yeah, I have. I have this app for when
somebody I used to keep it up when we are like worship
practice some somebody said somestupid joke when nobody laughed.
And then I'll just be like. All right, this is this is 2018
on it. Oh, that was better.
(24:24):
Great. I wish.
Bourbon would pop like that. I might have to leave it out in
the sun. We'll just have to get it heated
up in that bottle. There's carbonated.
Oh, we should run. Bourbon I have a soda.
Stream, I have a soda. Stream We've talked about it
before we've met. Yeah, we talked about that a
while ago. Yeah, we.
Should So what we'll do is like we'll open up a coke like 2 days
(24:49):
before and then we'll soda stream the bourbon and make a
like a. Bourbon.
Oh, like a reverse? Yeah.
I like it. We should do with the barrel
strength though. Guess we should.
Why do I? I just want to make sure we
don't lose anything. Well, I'm sure it will.
That's why I said we should, yeah, start high.
So we start high and if it brings it down.
(25:12):
That better? Yeah.
Smells like weed. Kind of product of Benjam.
Oh, that's better, yeah. That was my Belgium accent, I
don't know if it was right or not.
You're way off. Don't care.
What's that? That is, there's a German on
there. That is a.
It's like a. Tart cherry.
(25:33):
Yep, W Flemish Red Brown ale matured in oak casks with 100
liters of whole cherries to. Create a liter of soda A.
Liter 100 liters. Can I get a liter of soda here?
Of soda. How many large farva?
Order a large farva. I don't want a large farva.
I want a liter of goddamn soda. No spit.
(25:54):
Liter of Cola does. That look like spit to you?
Yeah, hold the spit. Fuck it.
Oh well, fuck it, it's powdered sugar.
Yeah, I liked it. I liked.
It bubbles. God I they need to do like
everything that that broken lizard has done since.
There were, there were. Super Troopers has not been
great like Super. Troopers 2 was OK.
(26:18):
It had moments. Super Troopers 2 was a great
follow. Up it was a follow up.
For what it was. Like club dread wasn't great.
Slam and salmon. Wasn't good.
Slam and salmon. I just recently watched and it
was a let down. Yeah.
Beer fest was good. Beer fest was good.
There's a lot of great one. Myers Beer Fest, just like Super
Troopers. But Beer Fest was not at the
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same caliber that Super Troopers.
I would agree with that. It was good, but it's a very
close. It it was more off the cuff,
yeah. Like just random crap thrown in
there and with the granny getting pounded and stuff.
Yeah, her mouth and sausages. Super troopers still.
They're still talking about a weed fest like it's a sequel to
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Beer Fest. But now that Willie Nelson is
not smoking weed, it makes it kind of difficult to because he
was at the end of spoiler alert,Beer Fest for a weed fest.
So hopefully they come up with something.
But have you ever did you ever watch a Tacoma FD?
I've seen bits and. Pieces I've only seen clips.
(27:27):
It was good. That burp tasted like weed
though. Holy crap.
Yeah. You said the drink smelled like
it, Burp tasted like it's. Yeah.
Tasted like weed smells. Tacoma FD was good.
And that was just, that's just Farva and and fuck Steve Lemmy,
the character, whatever character he plays, it's those
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two. And then I was trying to think
of what else they had going on. I feel like they have to be
writing for somebody. Well, Jay Chakrajara, the he.
Thinks I'm Mexican because of myluscious mustache.
See your beautiful lips. Some guacamole.
(28:11):
He he he was like one of the writers and producers on the
Dukes of Hazzard remake. Yeah, they kind of.
That was that was, that was a fun movie for just being a dumb
movie. Yes.
It wasn't The Dukes of Hazzard. That was just kind of their
baseline. It was based on these.
(28:33):
It was based on these two guys, just the good old boys.
Yeah. It's like they didn't mean any
harm. Yeah, but I I'm hoping that they
come out with something of the caliber of Super true.
Person. It'll be hard though.
It will be but. I mean like, imagine like a
second Napoleon Dynamite or Joe Durham.
(28:54):
I'm Sue. I'm Yeah.
Well, and that's the thing like that, like I'm not looking for
another like cop movie. I just want something no.
But I'm saying like, once you get these classic, whether
they're classics or cult classics, either way they're
classics, it's hard to recapturelightning in a bottle.
No, no, I agree. It's like they did.
Not lightning in a bottle, Yeah.Beer let out?
(29:14):
Yeah, it's definitely Super Troopers Beer fest.
Yeah. Yeah, no, they did.
But beer? Like we said, Beer Fest isn't on
that like Super Troopers is. If I had to rank some of my
favorite comedies, Super Truth would be way up there and Beer
Fest would probably not be on the list.
No, I agree with that. If I had to say like top ten,
top 20, but out of their movies,Broken Lizards movies, yes, Beer
Fest is number 2, but it's not super truth, right, is all I'm
(29:37):
saying. So it'd be hard to even get
close to that level again, yeah,regardless of what you're doing.
I'm not saying they can't, I'm just saying it'd be hard.
I just want something. I just want something else from
them. I don't disagree with that.
I'll watch it because I love dread when I watched when it
first like came out and it was abig let down from what I.
Expected. I agree.
Yeah. That salmon Salmon I didn't know
(29:58):
about until years after it had been released.
Oh see, I had it on DVD. So I watched that last year,
year before something like that,and it was weird.
Yeah, it's, it's just, it's about a restaurant.
Off the Wall and Jay ShamalachmaDing Dongs.
Yeah, Chaka cars. Grandma Lama.
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Yeah, Chaka Khan. His character was way Chaka.
Khan Chaka. It was just weird.
It wasn't the worst I've ever seen.
No. But I actually watched it back
like a week or two later going, OK, did I catch everything?
Yeah. And it was still just weird.
And also. It was not great.
I did catch everything. Yeah, yeah.
(30:41):
It's like I didn't miss it. I was right.
My my first assessment was correct.
Super Troopers, though. Yeah, we talked about that on
one of the recent episodes, like.
I've burned. Holes in that DVD.
I mean I've I've ruined the DVD and had to buy another version
of it just because I played it so much and Liz would get
fucking tired of me sitting in the living room like going
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through the entire dialogue of the movie without closed
caption. Yeah, we talked about that.
Yeah. One of my other favorites that
Jay and I watch I don't know howmany times and I will still
watch it this day every time I can, is grind fletch.
No, not fletch. Grind.
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Grind has so many one miners. Got the whole arm up there doc.
Fletcher is a classic. God, I see.
I haven't seen that movie. I haven't.
Yeah, no, but I'm saying I can, I can watch Fletch again, but
it's not where I was going with grind.
There there's. There's a bunch of B list actors
and then Bobcat Goldthwait has acameo.
(31:46):
And wasn't he producer on the show on that movie?
Oh. Shit, I don't know, might have
been. Usually he doesn't do a.
He doesn't do a cameo unless he's.
Like but The funny thing was it wasn't his typical character
with he didn't do the voice. Oh no, that's the only That's
only a police Academy. Yeah, so it was.
It was not. And apparently hates that.
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Well, it kind of pigeon holed him typecasting for sure, but
there's so many. Like every scene is just one
liner after one liner after one liner.
Tom Green's in it. Bam Margera back early.
Bam Margera. Before he went completely fine.
Now he's now that he's clean andhe's trying to skate again.
(32:29):
I respect him because he's trying to.
Is he? Oh yeah, he's not, he's not full
on skating. He's still out of shape, but
he's out there doing it, going to skate parks and stuff.
And he's, he's getting clean andhe's, he's doing his thing.
But a lot of pro skaters are in it.
It's a skateboard movie, skater movie.
They follow Jimmy Wilson around trying to get on his tour.
It's supposed to be Tony Hawk, obviously, but every scene is
(32:54):
just banger after banger line. And it's one of those ones that
just flopped in the theaters. But I I've watched it, I've
probably watched that movie 100 times and it's still funny.
And some of it's the ad Lib shitthese no name actors do.
Like they're walking together. This guy's like, I'm going to
dry spell, man. Well, to be in a dry spell,
(33:14):
you've had to have been on West Bill.
We're talking about getting laid.
He's like, who's making up theserules, man?
Like totally. I mean, he's not wrong.
Or he goes, no, he goes, I've had sex.
Yeah, but with the human. And then the the adlib line was
who's making these rules, man? It's like everything me and Jay
will quote that we'll quote. There's one where they try to do
(33:36):
this trick at the skate event, but in the parking lot, guy
ramps, ends up hitting fortifiesthat fall over.
Preston Lacy's in one of them. So he comes out like, oh, and
the security guards like. We man.
And we man's in the movie. I'm sure he is.
And they but they the security guard basically is going to make
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him clean for all the porta piesthey knocked over.
And the one like GQ guys like sweet Lou cleans no man's poo
and walks away. It's just like just dumb 1
liners, 1 after the other after the other and so many people
have never seen it. I've I've never seen it, no.
Yeah, I haven't seen it. It's something we caught on a
way. I think we got on like the $5
bin at Walmart on DVD and I was like, oh, I've been wanting to
(34:19):
see that. And I missed it in theaters
'cause there's one of the thingsthat went there's like 2 weeks
it was gone. Yeah right.
Wow. It taped.
But afterwards it it kind of gained more of a following and
it's. And it's it's like the.
Early the early Jackass stuff when it was Can't kill yourself,
Yes holy. Shit.
See, I like the early Jackass stuff.
Liz will not watch it. Yeah.
Yeah, Melissa won't either. And she's like, I'm not going to
(34:41):
sit here and watch people like get tased in the nut sack or do
paper cuts. OK, but some of?
The later between the fingers, honestly that of all the things,
that was the one that I was like, fucking Nope.
Which one? The paper.
Cuts paper cuts between the fingers.
Between the fingers and between the toes.
I'll take there's one clip in any of the Jackass shows or
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movies that made me gag one thing.
Oh God, I'm just like just thinking about it makes my.
I'm getting sick just thinking about the fact that I have to
say it again and it's not even the dude putting his ass through
a thing on a model train. Yes, because I've talked about
it before. The dude that did the ship
volcano with the train in the 4th movie I think.
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Not even that. I never saw it.
The vomit omelet that Aaron Mcgahee did.
Nope, didn't say that either. If you saw the movies, you did.
I don't let me erased from memory.
Puked into an omelette or into askillet, fried it up and ate it.
No, that is the one time that I physically was like.
No. One of the funniest.
The farting Preston farting intoSteve O with the helmet thought
(35:46):
it was hilarious. Yeah, even though he's gagging.
Farts are funny. Yeah, farts.
Are funny. The farties was funny.
Farts are always and. It, it was gross.
There was a lot of gross stuff they did, but that one was where
I was like. The one where Rab himself and
they played the clip from GeorgeCarlin.
You never see somebody taking a shit while running full speed
and he just took like like 4 laxative chocolate bars and just
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ran down the street in a jockstrap and just shit
everywhere. Oh, so bad.
See that that doesn't bother me.Like came up the other day was I
can't remember his fucking name because I don't remember names.
It was he's in a jockstrap and he's like going to take a puck.
(36:30):
Oh yeah. And it was half of them did
that. Yeah, Knoxville.
Knoxville did that. This was, I can't remember, it
was a black hockey player and he's like, he just walks by and
literally slams the glass. He's like, you're going to
fucking die today right out of the gate.
Hits him with a 90 mile an hour.Puck hits like the inside of the
thigh. At some point, yeah, but the
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first one hits him square in thecup at 90 miles an hour and just
fucking lays him down and he's just like.
Fuck, fuck, fuck it. Shattered the cup and he's.
Like feel like that was PK Subban.
No, it was. I keep want to say it was Steve
Cavallaro, but it wasn't fucking.
Steve no Cavallaro want to do that.
(37:14):
He ain't doing that dumb shit. It was the dude that's missing
the one fucking front tooth, no?No, if they're talking about the
guy who's. Shot.
That's what I was just talking about.
The yeah, I don't know who the black guy was.
He was just like, you're going to fucking die today.
And that was it. And he and yeah, Aaron takes one
right to the fucking like first hit right out of the gate, 90
mile an hour puck right to the Dick puts him on it like just he
(37:39):
like when he falls over, he's missing like the ass cheeks on
his pants. And no one apparently knew that
shit either. So everybody's fucking laughing
about that. I'm just like.
That would. That.
Most of the nut shot things is is something I can sometimes
laugh at but I would not sign upfor.
No, a lot of the shit that they fucking do, I would never sign
(38:01):
up. For like there's a couple that
are like maybe, but like. Like some of their, like, one of
the funniest things was the movie where they started off
with the giant hand of whipped cream.
Yeah, they were. Slanting.
Yeah, pray. Like that, that's fun.
That's a good huge bird prank tome.
Yeah, if somebody did that to me.
You want for the the bad one, no?
No, I did. I'm mixing.
(38:21):
Mixing. OK, Chewbacca.
May the Force be with you. Yeah, because it is.
Fucking nerds, but I forget I was fucking nerds.
Yeah, you nerved out. May the fourth be with you.
I don't give a. Fuck, can't wait till tomorrow.
Revenge of the 5th. Well, I have a doctor's
(38:41):
appointment tomorrow, so revenge.
Is just what it's April 30th. It's going to be May.
It's going to be May. That's his biggest regret in
life. Yeah, have you ever seen that?
That's my biggest regret in life.
It's the fact that he. Did that what's the word you
mispronounced that you must regret?
And he was like, well, you know,I once said doubt it instead of
(39:02):
doubt. And, you know, people go through
it. And Justin Timberlake jumped out
and he's like May. And I'm like, good for him,
Yeah. Well, you have to at this point.
You either laugh at it or you just think.
Or or yeah. They're gonna, people are gonna
double down on it, I mean. It's gonna be May I hate, And
(39:23):
there was I hate this week. Every year, because the memes
and all the old white people think they're so funny, they're
in. The same.
And then people walk in and theyjust see ramen and they're like,
it's going to be May. It's the same memes every year
and everybody's like, you're so funny, ha ha ha.
Laughing reaction. Laughing reaction.
If Mike was going to be around next year, I was.
(39:45):
Not good. I just go into the store and
start putting fucking Justin Timberlake labels on all the
food. It's.
Amazing, I have a Star Wars Hawaiian shirt.
It's amazing. May, yeah.
It's Chewbacca and the Millennium Falcon and I also
have AT shirt that says Trader Jawas.
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Worst movies ever. I don't know that they're the
worst. They're up there.
They are the kiss of movies. They know three chords.
They didn't put out a disco. Album they know they might as
well you don't. They haven't yet.
Well, Jar Jar Binks. OK, take that.
They haven't yet. They're doing a Star Wars.
(40:28):
Horror. Movie like in, you know, the
space Koreans. You say they're doing a porn
movie. They've done the.
Horror, horror, horror. They said porn.
I was like, I think they've donethat.
I'm sure they've done The Simpsons one that's.
Kind of what I was good at. And all the yellow paint just
kind of fades away in the. Decision.
I didn't watch it but. Jesus Christ, you.
(40:50):
How are you not going to watch Marge getting banged by Bart?
First off. C3DP.
Oh, I don't, I don't go on on. Well first, I don't go to
Pornhub. You're doing it again.
Yeah. I just threw it out, but I'm
going to do it again. This is the good one.
That's the bad one. Oh, OK then.
(41:12):
I'm going to do Cherry in that one.
Covered Cherry. I fucking really like that one.
I like this one, but it's. I wish we had more of the 412.
It's it's bright like that's it's very.
It's skunky, too. Bright.
It's not. I'm not even skunky, it's just
(41:34):
it's. This is a fancy corona, that's
what I'm getting. It's a fancy, clearly Canadian.
Oh. What's fancy?
Clearly French. I mean, it's, it's clearly
Dutch. Clearly French Canadian.
Clearly Dutch, stick your fingerin it.
(41:57):
You're calm. You're domicile.
Oh man. Oh, it's I like this one.
It's just very the only word I can come up with is bright.
It's. Like Crisp, it's.
It's not. It's not bitter, it's just.
It's sharp. It's a little bitter, but it's
(42:17):
not overly bitter. I love what?
You're doing over there, but this is the worst suicide I've
ever seen made. It's kind of what I think I'm
like starting to scare me a little.
I thought you wanted to sell a couch later.
I'm. Going to lay on it first.
(42:40):
I'm just testing to make sure itworks.
I'm just proving that it worked.So this is a pull out sofa.
Oh shit. JD Vance would love.
It turns out it didn't work. I have to go back.
I have to go back to the description I put on it.
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We nailed. It up before I interrupted you
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for a lateral, remember? OK, this is good.
Yeah, I like it. It's not bad, clearly different.
It's different. I like the cherry, but it's a
tart cherry. It's very tart, yes.
It's from Belgium. It's got some shit on the inside
of the neck. Look at that right there.
Even better from the cork. Yeah, well, somebody doesn't
(46:07):
poke their finger in a little when they wipe.
No, no, it's. It just didn't.
That's how you get hemorrhoids. Yeah, I'm sure.
You no enema before the butt stuff, OK?
It's pegging Friday, yeah. That bottle needs a Tim Waltz
stamp on. Stamp on or tampon?
Yes. OK, all right.
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No more. Fortyish. 5 per minutes.
That's good. OK, yeah, we can roll with it.
All right, well, this is shit you can't get.
I'm just going. To no you can get.
This. No, you can't.
Not not I Honestly, I don't knowif you can get it.
You can't get that bottle because.
You can't get. That you finish it.
It's Ike creaking beer. You might be able to get in
(46:52):
Utah, just tell them. What it's It's over 3.2%.
Tell them you're Amish. Yeah, so I, I, I feel like I
mentioned this last anything over 5% in Utah is called heavy
beer. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Aren't there some like?
That's the message. That are that are 5%, yeah.
(47:14):
Yeah, Heavy D and the boys like.Budweiser.
Whatever. That's. 48 Budweiser's 4/8.
Fuck, what was that? Budweiser.
Bud Light's 3/2. Yeah, I'll say Bud Light's 3/2.
Budweiser's like. 48 yeah, but they made like a platinum or
they made some of those like a 5two I think, yeah.
Oh, they they may have, but anything but yeah, that would
fall under. That's what I'm saying.
(47:35):
It's like the most basic. But you can't American
distillery, you can't be like anything over 4-5.
Well, high standard Budweiser isBudweiser, but heavy is 4/8.
Yeah. So you can't be like it's got to
be 5%. I don't understand.
The Budweiser beer product with the highest ABV is Budweiser
(47:55):
Magnum Strong, which has a 5% ABV.
Jesus Christ. Goddamn.
Regular Budweiser also has a 5% ABV all.
Right. So I was, I wasn't.
I mean, 5%'s not bad for your run-of-the-mill beer, though.
No, no, like 5%'s great if you're like.
Golfing but but heavy is fuckingheavy.
(48:16):
No, when I'm golfing I get a light.
I do. When I yeah, when I'm golfing,
I'm doing a. Lighter Coors Light.
I I do a lot of Coors Light golfing.
No, I always, I always. It's cool and fresh.
Weird. Coors Light is the best beer
I've ever had. I was playing.
OK, I was waiting for the. Following.
I was about to say I was. Playing I I used to I used to
drink when I was. Like I used to play, I used to
(48:38):
play floor hockey in Buffalo, and it was in an old warehouse
Buffalo. Buffalo.
Wisconsin. Yes.
Buffalo, Wisconsin. New York and it was in an old
warehouse and the only air circulation in New York.
Those big fans kind of like a gym.
OK, the big and so middle of August we had a guy who was on
(49:02):
our team who had a buddy who worked at the local supermarket
and. He Trader Joe's No.
Not Trader Joe's and would put cases of beer in the meat
locker. So.
You got like ice cold. Like like.
Almost. 31°. Which is where beer should be
(49:22):
anyway. Yeah, and so when he picked it
up, it was like ice fucking cold.
And so we finished a game. We went over to a buddy's house
who was close to the rink and he's like, hey, you guys want a
beer? And like, yeah, sure.
And he pulls out Coors late and me and my buddy Eric were like,
(49:43):
oh, fuck, Jesus Christ. And so we were like, like,
whole. It was so the.
Rockies. Fucking good.
Ice cold. It's weird how they can make
that in Saint Louis. Though an ice cold that the
Rockies made in St. Louis, MO, the the ice ice cold
(50:04):
Coors Light on a hot summer day is amazing.
Ice, yes. Cold beer on a general.
Not I don't want an ice cold Guinness when I'm no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Although it has less calories
and lower ABV than Coors Light. Yeah.
A. A your run-of-the-mill logger.
(50:25):
Anything. Any any longer?
Oh yeah, you want it? Way colder.
That is way better. Fucking cold as shit.
Oh God, it just 100%. Coarse, coarse banquet.
Oh, that's what does it for me. I love coarse banquet.
I'm a for. For.
No other reason than the squattybottles.
Yeah, I like the. I like the well in red stripes.
(50:46):
Red stripes for breakfast. Incidentally, bacon and Red
Stripe. Like I got introduced to Red
Stripe. Jamaica.
I got introduced to Red Stripe when I was working for
Abercrombie and Fitch. So we used to do quarterly
meetings and we would spend money to do these quarterly
(51:08):
meetings. They rented out like an entire
area up at it. It had to have been Alum Creek.
I don't remember exactly where it was.
They what are you doing? Oh, fuck, He's going to listen.
I'm getting suicided. I'm getting, I'm getting Jeffrey
Epstein. That was the first time I had
(51:29):
Red Stripe, was at this Abercrombie and Fitch party,
beach party because everything was themed too.
So we had a beach party with equestrian parties we had and I,
I was like, they're like, here, have a grenade.
Another movie that tanked in the.
No grenades. Grenades are Mickey's.
Well, this was a red stripe grenade.
Mickey's wide mouth. Because the the the Coors Light
(51:52):
bottles are not as squatty as a.Danger One.
Oh, is that the bad one? Yeah.
Dang it, it's a danger one. Danger.
Try it before you. I mean you, you said you didn't
try it, Mike and I said it turned.
Well, Mike said it turned. I think it's not terrible.
No, no, it's. Now I got to try this fucking
concoction. Oh no, that's terrible.
(52:13):
Yeah, yeah, that's bad. I can't drink that.
What is in this? That's this and the like.
Deep dark. All right, so that's what.
I was looking for Dang it. That's the motor.
There's some left, yeah. When it rattles, not sure I want
that pour I was. Like is it beer?
(52:35):
No, just a can of spray paint. Yeah, that that motor oil's got
some shavings in it. It's you'll be fine.
Must be out of a shady. Hold on.
All right, mix me up, Mike, justa little.
No, no. Well, whatever.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying it.Just a little.
Just a little of the. Oh, there was some chunky
(52:56):
clipped out of there. I, I, it was like, it was like
the worm in the bottle of the Helix that that's not bad.
Is this the same thing he just got?
Yes. Yes.
No, it's, it's, it's markedly improved.
Yes. Oh, I'd say it's good.
Yeah. Yeah, that's down right good.
Yeah. You got apple chunks in yours,
(53:18):
but I'll. Chew them later.
It's fine. OK, pick them out for my teeth
when I get home. So mix that shit the more
mehendi and the we're not ice and Viking beer.
Einstein. Einstein.
Beer. That beer is so German named
Frank's hiding from it. Good desk.
(53:40):
Yeah, she can't hear it either. Well done.
I know where you're going. I like it.
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It's Google, Instagram.
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