August 19, 2025 • 63 mins
Martelle and Mike kick back and shoot the shit while catching up on Mike’s first few weeks living out in Utah. From settling in to new surroundings to the little day-to-day adjustments, the guys share laughs, stories, and plenty of off-topic tangents along the way.
Recorded on 08/03/25
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Recording. All right, we're recording
everything now. Hey, look at us recording shit.
We didn't wear the windows. It doesn't.
Work. Of course it doesn't I.
Hope they have it in a couple ofmonths.
So. Does it need batteries?
I don't see where that is going.Yes, it needs batteries.
(00:31):
It needs a car battery can. You.
See that there's a bathtub? Hello.
Hey, is that the is it a Mormon vibrator?
Yes. Yes, it is.
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Anything's a vibrator if you're brave enough.
Well, that's no anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
Yeah, and the dildo of consequence were rarely comes
lubed, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, I think it would just needme one.
Shit, Are you ready? Yeah, let's start, Joe.
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No, Randy, this. Week No, Randy, you're.
Cutting off. Let me find something to step
this on. And he flows like a river, wide
mark till Mike and Wendy by my side, that corn tails wild as
the night. Welcome to the Buckhorn podcast.
I'm Mark Town. Ricky always is.
(01:40):
Mike in the void. Randy is out having a sectuple
quadruple bypass. Yes, That's 10, right?
Yeah. He's yeah.
He's Nurse Randy right now. Yeah, which is like nurture
Nurse Ratchet, but scarier. Right, because he can't move for
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a walk either. Yeah.
Are you serious? What?
No. So what's going on, Mike?
How was the how's that first week of work at the new store
and then the new store? It was good.
It was good. It was a little weird because
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like I don't have any responsibility, but I was still
there. So I just kind of, I was just
extra. So I was just like throw and
load and like not having to be, not not having to be sponsible,
which was not terrible. Throw and load and be an extra.
(02:43):
Yep. Sounds like my life.
But yeah, it was, it was fine. Yeah, I got to meet a bunch of
people and get to know some people that, you know, I won't
ever die. Will probably be a while before
I interact with again as I move to a different store.
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That's. So people like, Oh yeah, so
you're going to be here. I'm like, yeah, no, next week
I'm downtown. They're like, oh, but what?
OK. It's called management.
I'm moving up. That's how we do it.
Or or something. I I come into a store and then I
immediately go to the next one. Yeah, Yep.
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So. But, you know, got to meet a
bunch of people. Got the kind of low down on how
things go here, Yeah? Cool.
They're big sweets people. Yeah, they like their chocolates
and their candies. Candies and cookies, yeah.
Dirty sodas. Oh.
My God, I love dirty sodas. When when the store I was at was
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only just the second store. There was them in downtown Salt
Lake City. During the holiday season there
were several times where they sold 1000 kringles a day.
Holy. Shit.
Well, the Kringles are amazing. Yeah, but 1000 and they come in
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cases of 15 or 12. Yeah, that's still so many.
Yeah, it's like it, it, it ruptured my brain a little bit.
He was like, you want to see howcrazy it is here?
And you like scrolls back. He's like when we are the only
second, the only the second store that was open.
This is what we did. And I was just like, I, I like,
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I took a picture of it and sent it to a couple of people in, in
Columbus. And I was like, can you even
imagine this? And they were like, no, I can't.
I I legitimately cannot imagine that.
God, that's so much like that's a.
What do you do today? Today I I'm just the Kringle
guy. Like I just dig them and put
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them out. That's my only job and I can't
keep up. Fucking.
Crazy, I'm bringing out 10 casesat a time and I can't keep up.
Bananas. That's fucking ridiculous.
So what are you drinking, Mike? What you got in that glass?
I am. Drinking Southern Tier gin.
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OK. So the tier.
Makes a gin. Yeah.
OK. Yeah, it's not bad.
It's pretty tasty. They do.
They do canned cocktails that are pretty good too.
They tend to be a little sweet, but their bourbon is not bad.
Their flavored flavored bourbonsare a little weird because.
Well, I know they had the flavored stuff because I passed
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on that hard. Yeah, but their gin is decent.
And then fresh lemonade, like fresh squeezed lemonade, really.
And tonic. Yeah, that's.
That's an odd one for. I didn't have any lime so I
wanted the citrus, so I just used lemonade.
OK, well, I've got a I've got a liquid Death Margarita.
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So it's tequila, triple SEC limejuice in liquid death.
Lime liquid death. I would have dirty soda, but
Swing is closed on Sundays, which is devastating because I
have fully bought into The Dirtysoda culture here.
Well, so is Chick-fil-A. Yeah.
So. No Jesus chicken, no Jesus
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chicken. No, no, no more Minnesota.
No more Minnesota is no Jesus chicken.
Everybody's getting screwed on Sundays.
Yeah. But yeah, especially.
Morden's. Yeah.
How's things on your end? It's it's not bad.
Ended up not making it to the TFA party.
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So the gym that that Mike and I went to that Mike went to for a
while and that I still attend. They had their 14th anniversary
party last night and I think that I've been with them. 14
years. I've been with them for 13 1/2
years. I basically started six months
after the open. So.
There's very few like original members left.
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I I think there's. Only maybe.
Six or seven that I can think of.
I mean, the Shanks were pretty early on.
Yeah, but I think I was even there before them, like.
Yeah, I think you were for sure.Like it was Todd, Angie, Greta,
myself. Jimmy and Brandon, obviously,
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but. I'm not counting them.
There's some one other person orfamily and I think that's it
like that's left. I mean, obviously people, people
come and go, whatever, but I think that's, I think that's it.
I, I think, I don't think there's anybody else that I can
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think of that's. Good for them. 14 years is
awesome. 14 years of just makingpeople's lives better and me
making their lives hell. They keep buying me toys every
year because I keep winning awards for like class clown or
Joker and this year. They retired that.
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No, I told them they need to retire because no one's going to
be funnier than me in the gym and I have receipts to prove it.
Katie Shank is pissed. She was pissed last year.
I'm like, you're not going to befunnier than me.
And she's like, I was the one who who had that award until and
I said now you don't. I said bitch, I come with
receipts. Be funnier.
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I said be funnier. And she's just like, well, I
said, or, you know, maybe come to the gym every once in a while
so you can be funnier. So it was that was that was last
year. But I think I've won it six
times in a row. I'm like, it's time.
I think it might be time to retire this Jimmy.
And he goes, yeah, I think we'regoing to.
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I think we're going to maybe come up with all new categories
next year. Well, yeah, because, you know,
they had to retire the sweat Angel after Juan.
They brought it back this year though.
Why is there a new a new champion?
Or did Juan just get it? Todd.
Yeah, so and and LON presented it to Todd.
Well, I mean, that makes sense, yeah.
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So, But yeah, it was supposed tobe a good time.
I missed it. I had like just a ton of shit
going on yesterday. It was like there was like the
Carroll Community Festival yesterday.
So I had the parade in the morning because Lexi's was in
the Lexi was in the parade. Then I went and shot a golf
outing. So I was gone until 6:30 and I
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was just exhausted after that. After which doesn't sound like
much of me just riding around for seven hours on a golf cart
taking pictures of people, but. Yeah, in the heat.
Yeah, I was about to say. Because it's hot as shit
yesterday and not that I'm complaining, but just being out
like in the sun trying to park under trees and find places to
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to to shoot people was it. It's exhausting.
So had that and then the gym party was last night and I
didn't end up going. And about 10:30 I grabbed the
bottle of the Pursuit United Barrel pick that we did down at
last year's trip. Took it over to my neighbor's
house at 10:30 at night to a bonfire and didn't come home
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until 3:30. Well done.
Yeah, so I was just like, and Jimmy and Brandon texting me,
like, where you at, you motherfucker?
You should be here. And I'm like, I'm exhausted.
Yeah, I I went somewhere I can walk home from.
Thank you very much. Like I'm done driving today.
I have driven probably 2000 fucking miles.
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I could have, I could have seen Mike in a golf in the like, in a
golf cart with as much as I drove around on this golf
course. Like so it's weird because the
store I'm at right now does about the same amount of
business as the Easton store that I just left, but it's twice
the size. So I hit my 15,000 thousand
steps this morning by like 10:30AM.
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It's fucking. Ridiculous.
That's ridiculous. Yeah, my shift today started at
4:00 AM, so God, but I'm only 15minutes away from the store,
which is. Which is better than 35.
Minutes or 40? Minutes.
Yeah, which is fucking great. The store I'm going to is about
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1/2 hour and that's still better.
Oh, you can get a bicycle and ride.
You put on your little white button up and.
Yeah. Get your black tie and you could
ride to. Work.
Yeah, they're like every, every street has a bike lane here.
Oh yeah, it's a, it's a, it's a bike.
I remember when I was out there was a bike heavy city.
Yeah, and, and most people have like the, the motor, you know,
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the pedal motors. Yeah, the electric bikes, the
pedal when they when I was, I mean, I was out there, it's been
8-9 years ago now. There wasn't a whole lot of
traffic in town like in downtown.
It was a lot of walking. It was a lot of of.
Bicycling and they have train service, you know, they have a
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track system, which is awesome. The where we're moving has two
stations, so I can take the train into downtown, go have
dinner and drink or go to a hockey game and then jump on the
train and come home. Yeah, and never have.
To never mind exactly. Although could you get a an RUIA
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riding while intoxicated I'm. Sure you can.
I mean like if they can pull over the Amish for it then they
can pull you over on a bike I'm sure.
Yeah, the the Amish aren't driving that buggy.
The horse is the one doing all the work.
The horse knows how to get home.It, it always cracks me up when
you read those articles like slow pursuit because some like
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17 year old like got his hands on on some liquor and you know,
had like 2 Bud Lights and there's now like trying to
gallop in his, in his buggy. So Speaking of that, so at this
golf outing yesterday, there wasI, I pulled up to a hole and
these guys are getting ready to tee off and they're wait,
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they're waiting because it's bottlenecks or they're waiting
for people in front of them. And there's people on the
fairway and there's people on the greens like it was, it was
backed up pretty, pretty, prettyheavily.
And so I pull up and the guys sitting there and I open, I just
cracked open a, a saucy works IPA, which they're, they have an
amazing hazy IPA. It comes in a purple can.
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I don't know what the fucking name of it was, but it was just
Saucy works and it was a purple can and it was the hazy IPA.
It was great. So one of the guys like I crack
it up and he's like chug it and I'm like, no, he's like, yeah,
chug it. And I'm like, Nah, dude.
I said that's a so this is a great.
IPAI said you don't chug an IPA.You chug shit.
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Dear, I said you chug a garbage.I said you like Bud Lights and
shit. I ain't chugging this.
I said I'm going to enjoy this, you can enjoy it later.
And I'm like, not when I'm throwing up.
You know, I want to enjoy it this way, not this way.
Yeah, I so I was like, I'm I'm going to enjoy this.
So I the, there's an older guy in the in that group.
I need to get my hands off the table because I'm shaking my
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stand. There's an older guy in the
group and he's like, yeah, I wouldn't chug that shit either.
He just don't listen to these fucking assholes.
He goes that one up there and hepointed to one of the guys.
He goes, that one's my son. He goes the one way out there
and he pointed out to like the way that this, this whole setup
is you tee off up here and the the hole is way the fuck down
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here. But it rolls like the you're up
here, it rolls down the hill andthen it comes back up higher and
you can't see the fairway from the tee.
So yeah. That's crazy.
Yeah, of course. That that's at Pine Hill.
It's on their back 9, the back 9super hilly, but it's you have
to have someone basically drive up the head, sit.
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It's a silver teeth and spot to make sure that everybody's off
the fairway. And it's real easy to put it on
the green if you can drive the ball 152 hundred yards.
So and he's like, yeah, that asshole sitting out there.
He goes, that's my other son. And I'm like, well, who's the
Amish fucker? And he he just looks at me.
He goes, oh, that's he's just anAmish fucker.
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Like the dude had a beard. Like I can't even put my hand in
the screen so you can see like it was long.
And he goes, he goes, they're all 28.
I'm like, how long has he been growing that fucking beard?
He goes, I don't think he ever shaved like ever, ever.
Like he's never shaved. And I'm like, it looks like it.
So I get up on I, I go up on theother side of the tee box so
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that I can get a shot of these guys teeing off.
And the guy said something and then he started making like a
humping motion before he teed off and right in his backswing I
was like, oh shit, I said this guy went to Rumspring and never
came back and fucked his fuckingdrive up because he's laughing
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his ass off. He comes over, he goes, I'm
fucking reteeing that and I ain't taking a Mulligan.
He goes, that was a good like fist bump.
He goes, no one's ever mentionedRumspring.
He goes, I hear all the Amish jokes.
So we get down to and ever like everybody on the tee box is like
losing their shit. Like one guy literally fell over
laughing. And so we get down in the
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fairway and he said something else.
And I, I just looked at him likeyou really he's he said
something about getting on his horse and buggy or going home or
some shit like that. I'm like you.
No, dude, I said you went to Rumspring and never came back
and said you can't go home. And he just looked at me like
you got tattoos. He's like, fuck, he just God
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damn it. He's like got me again.
And so at some point I, I was standing on the green and they
were, they were playing really well while I was standing there
and I was standing on the green.I was like, just hit me with the
ball and it'll go in the hole. All four of them missed and
they're like, get the fuck out of here.
You fucking suck. You're the reason we can't even
fucking get the God damn thing. And I'm like, well, yeah, cool,
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whatever. I'm like, fuck you guys, I'm
out. I said you didn't know you were
going to get heckled by the photographer.
And so then I I took off. And that was on hole 14.
Hole 15 goes up a fucking incline like this.
There we go. It goes up an incline like this.
It's ridiculous. It's you might as well drive up
a side of a fucking Cliff. So you have to use like a
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sandwich to drive. Well, no, you have to.
You basically have to use like You have to loft the ball with a
like you can, you have to loft it with a driver.
So because it's still a 250 yardshot, but you have to loft it up
there. And I've only seen a couple
people do it. And one of the kids was in high
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school, like hit the green from the, from the tee box and it,
it's about, yeah, it can't be 250.
But he's, that's, I've only seenlike two or three people do it
in like 5 years. Hit that tee box or hit that hit
that green from the tee box and it hits the green and then
starts to roll down the hill like they didn't save it.
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It's not it's hitting it and then rolling to the fringe and
then hitting the rough. So and then they're chipping it
back up onto the green and we'reheading up that hill and it was
Harley and I in the golf cart. The fucking golf cart dies
halfway up the hill, battery just dead done.
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And I'm like, fuck. So I got to get this thing
turned around on a cart path. Like there's nowhere like the
there's the cart path is only aswide as the golf cart.
There's a hill on one side that goes up and it's all pine trees,
and on the other side is all landscaping.
Just drop off. And it's the hill and I'm like,
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so I'm like, I'm in there like Austin powering this thing like
by hand, like keeping my foot onthe on the brake.
I'm just like, I got parallel toit and I couldn't get, I
couldn't get it to turn anymore.So now I've got Harley, God
bless her soul, she's holding onto the back of this fucking golf
cart like she can do something. I've got my foot on the brake
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and I'm trying to lift the frontfrom the driver's side to get
enough weight to just get it around.
Well, those guys came up becausethey were playing that hole and
they all came up and helped me like get it around.
Well, the cart girl was up thereand OK, the battery died on
this. I'll call the clubhouse.
All right, fine. We get a turn around so I can
get it back down the hill. So I didn't wasn't riding
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backwards and guy shows up, he goes here, here's a new cart.
He goes, I'll get this one. I'm like the battery's like
dead, dead. He's like he goes, there might
be a little juice left and he goes, I'll toggle the switch a
couple times, get it in tow modeand see if I can't just slip it
over there he goes and if not, it'll just sit here and we'll
come back and tow it later. I'm like, Jesus, all right, So
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every year that so I've been shooting this event for three
years. And the first year everything
was fine. The last two years I've taken
Harley with me. Last year I let her drive and we
hit a fucking tree and and wrecked the golf cart.
Like legitimately fucked it up because we hit a tree.
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Like this, the alignment was off, so you're.
Driving on both. No, no, no, no.
The alignment wasn't off like this.
It was off like this. So the the cart wanted to split
in half. So it was just like all the way
back to the the and then I just,I packed up my shit and left.
Like I just left the golf cart there and packed up my shit and
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left soon. Thanks.
Bye. This year the battery died going
up that hill and I'm like, you can't come back with me anymore.
I said every time I said you you're fucking up golf course
left and right, kid. And she's like, it's not my
fault. And I'm like, well, let's see,
this is my third year doing it. The first year didn't have any
problems. The last two years you've been
here and something's happened toa golf cart.
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You're the deciding factor here.I said, so it's you like you're
the you're the problem. But ended up having a pretty
good time just out there shooting everything.
And then, like I said, went overto the neighbor's house and
drank until 3:00 AM, but I only had three glasses of whiskey.
That's good timing. If you got there at 10 and left
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at 3:00, that's perfect. Yeah, so it was like I wasn't
trashed, didn't feel like shit when I woke up.
Like. Couple beers while at, you know,
here at home and so and Liz was like, Are you sure you're going
to be able to mix it? And I'm like, no, but I'm I'm
going to. So, but yeah, so there's a lot
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of, I'm finding out that there'sa lot of people in this
neighborhood that are closeted whiskey drinkers like.
You're going to RIP him right out of the closet.
I guess I am. I'm going to go around on my
little mini bike with my black button up on and a white tie and
be like, have you? Do you have time to talk about
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our Lord and Savior, Jim Beam? Melissa goes.
I feel like we could do that outhere.
Do you have we about? A Lord and Savior.
Elijah Craig, the father of of whiskey.
We we had our first walkthrough on Monday.
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Pretty drywall. Yeah.
So we got to walk through the house.
You see all them studs? Yep, a lot of studs and then we
every Friday we Friday's pizza night and so we drove out there
and they had all the insulation in.
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And so we're hoping this week drywall be in and we'll start
the exterior also. So we're hoping mid-october will
be in. Cool, did you guys eat pizza in
the house? No, no.
But we found a decent place. It could have been your.
First closer it would. Have been so romantic.
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Yeah, no, no, yeah. Hey, once, once the flooring,
once. Once.
It's a little bit. More.
Yeah, once it's a little more secure, maybe we'll we'll like
picnic in there. I mean you get to see all them
studs. Yeah, oh started to fade out.
Oh, don't do that. Yeah, that was the issue we were
having with Bobby. Like the iPad kept like I'm not
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having any issues with my phone thankfully.
I think it's because it's doing the screen record but.
Yeah, we, we're kind of, you know, we're stoked.
We're excited to get in there. You know, we're, we're like I
said, we're in a kind of a full room.
I guess it's a house, but it seems more like a cottage.
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It's a bungalow, but yeah, it's easy to clean.
Yeah, it's 4 rooms. You just plug the vacuum in one
room and you can get all four. Yeah, Melissa.
Melissa spent her day cleaning. Yeah, an hour including laundry
and the house is clean. It's so much better than four or
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five hours that it takes to clean, you know, something
larger. Yeah, but you know, we we went
out to the house and yeah, there's a couple families there
and they were outside and socializing and like the
community we're moving into has like, shit going on all the
time. Yeah, we're like 8 minutes from
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the minor league ballpark. Ben Folds is playing there next
week. Fuck I love going to see Ben
Folds. I saw him with the Columbus
Symphony Orchestra and it was amazing.
Yeah, so he's going to be there in like next week.
So I didn't realize that they got like concert concerts like
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every Friday night. They do like movies outside
during, you know, that the the summertime, they just have shit
going on all the time. That's good.
And so it's all going to be likesuper close.
You know, it's crazy because, you know, I'd say what, within a
mile radius of where we are right now, there's more
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restaurants than there are in Lancaster.
Yeah, that's what you were saying last time and that it
kind of sucks. Like Lancaster could be such, it
could be better. I mean, and compared like 10
years ago compared, you know, compared to 10 years ago,
they're definitely trending in the right direction.
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Yeah, and I know. I know it.
Takes time, it's just. Like, I don't know, there, it's,
we were talking about it last night, like about Lancaster and,
and it's the people there that don't give a shit.
Like there's a group of people that do, yes.
Absolutely. But it's the majority of the
other people. And then there's the other
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people who think like, everything that we're trying to
do is woke and like, you know, grooming and whatnot.
So it's just like, ridiculous. Well, I'm not even talking about
that. I'm just talking about the
people. So like housing wise, the people
that live, you know, let's just let's just take 6th Ave. for
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instance, that runs, you know, all the way, you know, from
fucking one side of Lancaster toall the way to the other in the
you got some nice houses that people take care of their shit
and you got houses where they don't take care of the fucking
house at all. And like the sidings falling off
and gutters are falling off. Take care of the fucking house.
Like, yeah, just like there's a couple houses on Kanawha that
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like one house in particular that like every year there's
like that there's a station wagon in the fucking driveway
that has been there since I can remember.
Yeah. Like filled with trash and
overt. Like everything is overgrown.
Like you can't even. See the.
House, yeah, like you can barelysee the house and then like,
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yeah and then you have people who just, you know, are
meticulous about their lawn care.
So it's just it's real weird. It's it's old versus new, I
really think, but. So I, I, I think it, I, I, it's,
I think it's some of that. And I also think it's some of I
just think it's people who it's a, it's a house, whatever.
I'm just here. I don't give a shit about it.
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Like no give a shit about it. Like it's it's your house.
Like we're excited to give a shit about it, yeah.
I mean, I love giving a shit about my house.
Like after we get done recording, I'm going out to mow.
Like I'm I look forward to it. I look forward.
It's relaxing to me to to go out, hop on the mower and spend
an hour zipping around the yard.Killing Well, like I'm excited
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because like, you know, people make a big deal about like
Halloween and Christmas and all that shit.
Like it's a big fucking deal. And so like I'm excited to like
do that stuff again. Like we did it for a while in in
the house we were, but that was a big ass house and it was a lot
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of work. This is going to be a little bit
smaller of a house and it's not going to be as much work.
And you know, I don't want to bethe guy that competes with the
neighbors, but I'm also excited to to get involved in that
stuff. And it seems like it's a pretty
tight knit community where, you know, it's, we're going to get a
chance like what you're doing right now, going to the bonfire,
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you know, buddy next door and having some whiskey and like
sitting on our front porch and having a beer and having
somebody come up and, you know, OK, you want a beer and doing
that. Like that was the that was the
problem with the house we were in before as we were surrounded
by people who were 20 years older than us.
Why Andy were on a like a shittycul-de-sac on a hill.
Well, not a shitty cul-de-sac, but definitely a cul-de-sac.
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But yeah. Not not Yeah.
Exactly. So you you you don't get the
traffic. Yeah, you don't get the traffic
of people like. No one came up for Halloween.
No one. Yeah, we never.
I cannot. In 10 years, In 10 years, we
never got a trick or treater. Really.
Yeah. So that's I, I, I was looking
for last year. I was looking forward to to how
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to kids coming by for Halloween and heart and Lexi goes, oh, I'm
doing it this year. I'm handing out candy.
I'm like, the fuck you are? She's like, no, I'm handing out
the candy. She was you good.
And I'm just going to sit in theBush and scare the shit out of
kids. That's fine.
Well, and that's the thing, likeeverybody sits at the end of the
driveway here. They all sit at the end of their
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driveway is to hand out candy and kids run back and forth.
No one comes up to the front door, which I like and I kind of
don't like. Oh, man, it makes sense.
When I went and when I lived in Buffalo, yeah, we, like I said,
like we used to have a, it was amud room that they kind of
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closed off. And so like, I would just sit on
the porch, like dressed like a dummy or something, and people
would come up and say trick or treat.
And I'd literally be right next to him.
Like, you want some candy? And they'd like jump from the
top of the steps to the driveway.
Yeah, I'm. I'm I'm looking forward to doing
shit like that again. Yeah, I'm going to be.
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I think this year, Liz doesn't know it yet, but I think this
year I'm going to be at the house that hands out the big
candy bars. Yeah, we, so when we were in,
when we were in Woodbury in Minnesota, yeah, we had the the
the trick or treat bag for the kids and then we had a cooler
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and like a box of wine for the adults.
I may, yeah. Though I think there were some
people doing that last year, andI think I'm going to do that
this year as well. Like if Lexi wants to hand out
candy, fine, whatever. But I'm going to have, I'm going
to have like, I'll probably buy like a couple cases of some
light beer, have a bottle of whiskey sitting out there and
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like a couple bottles of wine. Yeah.
And be like, what do you want? Trick or treat, motherfucker.
Yeah, I was like, whoa, whoa. You want the trick or the treat.
Yeah. Do you want?
Which is it so? You can have a Snickers bar or a
beer, you know, whichever. Yeah, your kid can have the the
Snickers bar and you can have what do you want?
You want whiskey? You want beer?
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It comes. Neat.
Yeah. I'm, I'm looking, I'm looking
forward to that. Yeah.
So I that's just going to, I think I'm going to do that.
I the other day I was talking tosomebody.
I'm like, well, yeah, Lexi had, you know, our Harley goes out
and does like a lemonade stand. And I said I think this fall I
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might set up a bourbon stand, just sit out there at a table
like bourbon for sale and do like $2.00 a pour and just see
if people. Come.
Yeah, just don't let the cops catch you.
Good Lord. Just two $2.00 for advice.
Comes with a shot. Be like, well, it's funny, I got
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a SWAT officer that lives behindme and I got a retired police
officer that lives two houses down.
So the cops are already here. Yeah, that that works out.
Well, then what was it? We have.
One across the. Street Yeah, we have a Utah
sheriff who lives across the street from the Utah County
Sheriff that lives across the street from the the Airbnb we're
in right now. Nice.
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You could befriend him, be like,hey, my name is Mike and if you
ever pull me over, please. Don't.
Yeah, let me show you my wares. Yeah, coming.
Come, come. Come over and visit.
Come. See my make sure you drink
everything brown and enter my home.
Do you think, well, all the shityou have is brown beer?
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Bourbon. Whiskeys.
You should let them try watershed.
I dumped it. Oh, did you?
Yeah, it. I dumpstered it.
I didn't even dump it. I dumpstered it like I didn't.
I didn't want to poison the earth.
No, I don't blame. Him.
Don't take that. I don't blame you.
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So so yesterday at the golf outing, Quinn has he does a a
silent auction for whiskey and he gets whiskey donated in.
So he had like a couple bottles of blands, like a store pick
that started at 1:10. And I'm like, no, no, I can't.
I can't do Bland's at 110, storepick or not.
Dude that the HRC, the HRC somebody donated a bottle of
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Bland's went for like $300. Well, so someone that people
were bidding on it, like they'rebidding on it because it goes to
it goes to the charity and I'm just like, all right, fine, but
I'm not bidding on that. I bid on.
There was a Bardstown bourbon package, like a, a big fucking
metal sign, a bottle of this Discovery series.
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Like I think I had a T-shirt, some other shit.
When I left yesterday, it was at80 bucks and it was in my name.
And I'm like, cool. The other one was no one bid on.
It was a middle W spirits package, right?
And so I was just like, you knowwhat, I'll take a middle W
spirits. So I just, I'd started the
bidding. It was started at 75.
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I'm like, oh, fuck up, Martel 75done.
Yeah, he had a bottle of Weller 12 there that was donated that
he, it went from, it started at 100 bucks and then someone wrote
like 110 and then someone wrote 125.
And he writes his name. He's drunk as shit.
He writes his name, 200 bucks. He just went from like 125
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straight to fucking $200. And he goes, what's Weller 12?
And it's he's like, it's not that I, you know, I'm not a huge
fan, but it's in a tube. So they'd put it in a that was
my response. I'm like Quinn a tube and he.
Goes stop drinking. He goes, yeah, it's it's, I've
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never seen it in the tube and I want it because I want to put it
on display. I'm like then let someone win it
and just ask him for the fuckingtube.
Fucking tube. Put whatever you want in the
goddamn tube. Go get yourself another bottle
of Weller 12 for the, you know, for 50 bucks or 60 bucks.
Put the shit in the truth. But yeah, I was just like, oh,
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whatever. It's not.
I mean, it's his charity. His money going back to you.
So, but I I haven't heard whether I won either one of
those auctions yet, so I need to, I'm probably going to let
him recover because he was at the he was on the turn at 9,
trashed. So I have no idea what the last
18 or his last 9 looked at look like.
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So it looked like about 140 strokes is what it looked like.
He said. I'm not playing very well.
I'm like, you're drunk. He's like, yes, I am and I'm not
playing well. That, yeah, that usually goes
pretty hand in glove. Yeah, so, but I don't know,
hopefully I'll get one of these,this Bartown Bourbon Discovery
series and maybe some some middle W that I can throw in
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here for and then have like my sign that I'll put up and I
don't know, fingers crossed. Yeah, I think sometime in the
next couple of weeks I'm going to see if there's something
local I can find so I can send you some samples so we can do it
on the show. Yeah, Derek said that whenever
you get settled, he'll probably,if he sends samples, he's
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probably going to send you samples and me samples.
Oh, that works out. For the show and I said fuck
Mike, don't send him samples. I'm like, he moved.
Fuck that guy. Hey man, I'm efforting.
I got all the equipment. I haven't opened the boxes yet,
but I have the equipment. That's fine, it's it should be a
fairly easy set up to get it done.
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So I mean if it's the same pod, zoom for and.
It's it's everything you sent meis what I got.
OK, the only thing I wish we didn't have to do was wear the
goddamn headphones like that's. Yeah.
Like it? That's the one downside is is
the headphone piece. Yeah, for sure.
Got so used to not wearing them but yeah it.
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Was here we are. It was it's it'll be fine.
We'll figure it out. I give it six months before
Randy's dead and then we just cancel the show.
I mean, well, and you know, likeit's it just seems, I hope, I
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hope that's fine. Yeah.
I just want the best for him andI don't like, I don't know.
Well, he's going to hear this and it's not anything that I
haven't told him before. And obviously I want the best
for him as well, but he needs to, he needs to just get a hold
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of Brandon Jimmy. He needs to start prioritizing
himself and then just go get to TFA.
It's a 25 minute drive. I've made the drive.
It's 25 minutes down there. I drive 25 minutes from here to
to down there. He drove to your house once a
week. He can do it twice a week over
there. So but.
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Or he can do what the fuck. Yeah, yeah, anyways.
Yeah, I know it's, it's frustrating, trust me.
It's been 7 years of frustrationwith him and I hope he listens
to this and I hope he fucking takes it into consideration
again, which he won't and it'll tell me that's taking a shit.
I think he. Will I think he'd like as
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somebody who is, you know, whoseinner voice is generally
negative, It's, it's always the like, well, I'm going to do it.
And then you find every excuse in the world not to.
Right, and that's the thing he'sfinding.
Well, I got to take care of the kids and then I got to do that
and then this thing will come upand then the other thing will
come up. Well, I didn't get good sleep
last night, which he never has good sleep because he's he's a
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night owl. So it's just.
But it's, it's, it's always something though, that's the
problem. It's always, it's never, it's
never resolved. It's always something.
You know what? I'm going to grab something real
quick. I need to grab something else to
drink. Sure.
I don't know what I want though.Yeah, I just grabbed a beer real
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quick. Yeah, the the Keela's not really
doing it for me today. And I don't want to mix to a
beer, but I have a feeling that mixed into a bourbon it's just
going to fuck me up as just as much.
Yeah, we we're going to go, we're going to go explore and
take a hike after this, so. Hell yeah.
We're going to take Ruby out andI think we're going to go check
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out Cottonwood Can. Yeah, Big Cottonwood Canyon.
OK, Yeah, give. Me a SEC Hold on.
Yeah, yeah, sure. Fill in some dead air.
Got to sing like Randy does. So what I'm drinking is a
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Bohemian Kolsch. Bohemian Bohemian Brewery is
already what I think I've discovered as my favorite local
brewery because they're very double edged esque where they do
bloggers and pilsners and traditional German stuff very
well. Nice.
Yeah, I saw the the Kolsch. Boom, little makers.
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Yeah, I went with the Heart release.
I haven't had it in a while. I was talking about it last
night, so. Yeah, I just finished earlier
this week. I finished the summer week.
OK, yeah, one of the so I met, Imet my neighbor's son-in-law who
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is into or was into still kind of he was into pose like finesse
and pose for fitness, like modelModel S bullshit.
And great guy, like super nice. Turns out we kind of know some
of the same people in the fitness world.
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Like he's like, well, you know, I was, you know, going up
against this guy and I'm like, Oh yeah, I know that guy.
I'm, I don't want to drop names.And I see I don't, I, yeah, I
know of that guy. I said.
And I kind of know his business partner, I said, but I went to
school with his business partner's wife.
And he's like, holy shit. I'm like, Oh yeah, I said I know
where he went to school when he went.
They said they, they, they were wrestlers.
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That, this, that and the other. And I said that one guy has a
gym out here, you know, further out in one of the one of the
other towns around. I said, they live right out
here. He's like, God damn.
I'm like, yeah, small world. But I was telling him about like
the Arnold affiliate gathering stuff and like how we got
kicked, essentially kicked out of the Arnold, asked not to come
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back even though we didn't do anything wrong.
So but he's a whiskey drinker aswell.
And he's like, yeah, I don't. He's like trying to maintain 3%
body fat is it's not real healthy.
He goes and you can't do it whenyou drink bourbon.
No. I'm like, Nah, I said, but
drinking bourbon is better than being at 3% body fat.
Yeah, I I don't disagree with that.
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So see I ended up grabbing the Maker's Heart release from 2024
which I missed the second release of this series and then
they did a that's the wood finishing series but they also
did a chef release where they had like 3 chefs do like their
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own. I saw that I saw.
Those two, I was pissed. So now, yeah, that would happen
before you, before you guys moved.
Yeah. So, but this is still like
caramel bomb. Like it's heavy caramel.
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Well, you know, it's makers doesn't Maker does a really good
job. I think they do as.
Well, it's, it's, it's so approachable.
I mean they have some, some of their, some of their stave
releases, you know, the OHLQ. Some are better than others.
Yeah, but that milkshake was really the only one that I
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wasn't a huge fan of. Like that was the one that
everybody went Gaga over. Right.
And that was the one. I don't think I ever tried that
one. That was the one I was trying to
get a hold of, but I got a bunchof the other ones and I really
liked all of them. You tried?
I have milkshake. Yeah, because I brought it over.
Because you brought it, OK. Because I got the second release
of it and everybody was still going like ape shit over the
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second release. And I was just like, and people
were comparing the first to the second.
They're like, it's, it's pretty close.
Like it's, I'm like, why? I don't understand why people
were going. It was good, but it wasn't, it
wasn't the the $300 or $400.00 secondary price tag that it was
going for at the time. No, I was.
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Just like, no, it's not it. It's, it's just, it's just
whatever. A $70 whiskey, that's what it
is. Yeah.
But I mean, I think it's just one of the any of the any of the
makers, makers, makers 46 one O 1, it's just solid.
Yeah, I I agree. I don't I'm not a big fan of
their cast strength like their their run-of-the-mill like just
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makers like I like their 46 series or their.
Their 46 series. Their 46 cast strength, the one
O 1 is good. I've got a bottle of I think
I've got a bottle of just the makers cast strength and I don't
really that one I don't really like or they're they're you
(45:32):
know, or or there are other stuff that they have.
That's just the the big square bottle.
Not a big fan of that stuff. Even as mixer.
Mixer's fine. Yeah, mixer's fine.
But just just to drink it straight, you know, either on
the rocks or neat. It's just not.
It's not my cup of tea, but I prefer I but I prefer I think
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the the 46 has a better flavor to it.
But this, the wood finish seriesis good.
I'm, I think in the next couple weeks I may make a trip down to
Kentucky. I may just make a a day trip, go
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down and just see what's what, hang out on Whiskey Row and
maybe pick up some stuff and then come back.
It's not terrible drive. No, it's only three hours.
I've forced Jimmy and Brandon togo with me.
Like, find somebody else to run the gym for the day.
Let's go. You don't need to be there.
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Stop your bitching. You'll be fine.
It'll be fine. Todd can run it.
You got Todd, you got Alex, you got Chrissy.
You can. You got people.
There's plenty of people. Plenty of people that can run
the gym, let's go make them go with me and take them down
there. But fuck yeah, that's it, That's
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all I got. It's just been.
Yeah, I mean, there's, there's really not much going on here.
Like we're just settling, you know, we're just getting used to
our new environment. I mean, we've been here for
what, 10 days, 11 days? So, you know, and it's been
weird because, you know, I'm working.
Yeah. Yesterday was, yeah, yesterday
(47:19):
was weird, weirdly hard. Like yesterday we missed people
and it was just kind of a like I, I told Melissa I was like, it
was just melancholy. Like it was just, yeah, there
was yeah. That's what yeah.
Melissa nailed it. It's like we missed the
familiarity of of things of likebeing able to like, I know I can
(47:40):
go here to get this thing and I know, I know my environment and
if I want something, I know exactly where to get it.
And here we're still figuring all that shit out if.
I'm lonely, I. Can go see my mom call my kids,
right? Yeah.
Yeah, we don't. Yeah, we, yeah.
We don't have, we don't have people yet.
We. Don't have weekend people.
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There, you'll get there. I mean, you'll get there, but
fuck them kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're looking forward to, yeah, to having the days off, people
and the weekend people and yeah,like, yeah, right.
Or having people come over, Yeah.
And I think it'll be easier oncewe have the house.
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Oh yeah, absolutely. Yeah.
Like, we're not, we're not in a position to have people over now
because, like, two people would make this place crowded.
Yeah. Well, it's, it's, I mean, if, if
it, if it's like you said, it's,it's an apartment.
It's like a yeah, it's like a nine. 100 square foot apartment
it's. An apartment with a backyard.
Yeah, it's an apartment with a backyard.
Yeah, I mean it's and the the owner is making his money off
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of, you know the business expenses and.
Yep. So I mean, we're, we're looking
forward to getting more established, you know?
Yeah. And that and that takes a little
time, so. You guys are doing fine.
I hey, you know, what you could do is just go meet some of the
people that are over at your, your new community and, you
(49:09):
know, put on your white button UPS, your black tie and knock on
their doors. Hi my.
Name is, do you know about our Lord?
My name is Mike. Do you know about our Lord?
And that the holy triumphant of Elijah Craig I was.
Wondering if you had time to talk about our Lord and Savior
Elijah Craig? We're building the house right
here. Yeah, can Ioffer, Can Ioffer you
(49:32):
4 roses? No, no, not flowers. 4 roses the
whiskey. Yeah.
So. Where'd you come from?
I came from the middle W. You mean the Midwest?
I understand. No, I came from the Middle West.
The middle W it's it's beyond the Midwest.
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Yeah, it's it's far more exciting there.
Yes, there's less ranch. God, fucking ranch dressing.
I've decided that I'm going to, you know, Speaking of that, I've
I've been pretty, pretty hardcore adamant about like fuck
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ketchup, fuck ranch, like that shit.
I'm kind of changing my tune on some of it.
I'm not putting ranch on everything but a it.
Has its place. It has its place.
So a BBQ ranch or a Frank's Red Hot Ranch mix or all three with
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wings is fucking stellar. I've still prefer blue cheese.
Yeah, I was about to say I stillI agree.
I prefer blue cheese if it's good Blue cheese.
Ranch is not the worst thing in the world, right?
But I'm not going to. I'm not going to shit on you for
it. Yeah, I can't do right.
I just, it can't be plain old ranch, though.
It has to be. I have to put Frank's in it or I
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have to put BBQ sauce and make alike a little concoction out of
it. Yeah, I was about to say they
have a couple like flavored. There's like a Sriracha ranch
that's decent. Yeah, and I've seen Sriracha,
like Heinz is doing Sriracha ketchup and they're doing Mayo
ketchup and they're they they'redoing all this mixture.
Like I don't want any of that. Ketchup wise.
I think ketchup is still a condiment or an ingredient.
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It's still an ingredient for most things.
But what was it that I had? I had something, I'm like, you
know what? Instead it was French fries.
My mid blanket on fucking Frenchfries.
Typically I use BBQ sauce for French fries.
I'm like, I'll try. I'll, I'll, I'll jump back to
(51:41):
some ketchup. I was like, you know what?
This is good. Yeah, this is this is it's
ketchup. It's good.
Yeah, it's, it has its place, absolutely.
Still not putting that shit on ahot dog.
I'm still not putting that shit on a hamburger.
Fries only and in meatloaf. Yeah, absolutely.
(52:02):
In meatloaf 100%. In, in and on top of meatloaf
when you bake it, we're smooth. That's.
My recipe? Yep, that's how I.
Do it, but it's. A my my mom makes a brisket that
she puts ketchup over the top ofit and like raw onions and like
just slow cooks that thing for like ever see and like it falls
(52:27):
apart. And it is, I mean like basically
the main ingredient of BBQ sauceis ketchup.
Is ketchup. Yeah, it's tomatoes.
So and and it is still one of myfavorite briskets ever.
It's not smoked. It's not anything else, but it
just read it. It is so, like, homey to me.
Yeah. Like that's a toast to home.
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I've got brisket coming, I've got the bought half a cow.
Oh, did you? Yeah.
Liz wasn't real thrilled about it in the beginning.
Well, so I bought half a cow. It cost us $1500 for the half a
cow. How?
Much 16. 15 OK, we'll just call it 16.
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It was like 1570, so we'll just call it 1600 for half a cow, 380
lbs hang weight, and then probably $375 for butchering.
OK, so and I've already talked to the butcher.
We've already gone through my cut list.
She I said I I haven't done thisbefore.
Like what do you recommend? And then I, I have instructions
(53:35):
for you and you tell me if it's right or wrong.
I said the goal is to get as much whole meat as possible
before we start grinding stuff into burger.
And she goes, OK, so I went through like this whole list of
shit and she goes, well, this isthat this hold on, I don't know
about this. Let me go get, you know, whoever
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the butcher and he'll you know, he can answer this question.
So I got like brisket coming steaks, roast rib eyes, fucking
everything. And then?
Then some burger. Then some burger and liver in 1
LB packages. So I'm, I'm getting an entire
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cattle liver packaged in, in 1 LB increments and Liz is like,
no one's going to eat that. I'm like, I will, I'm going to
fucking eat the shit out of that.
Matter of fact, I said when I get it, I said I'm going to cut
the I should have, I should havehad them do it in quarter pound
instead, but whatever. So they're going to, they're
(54:45):
going to deliver 1 LB incrementsof beef liver and I'm going to
be out there smoking that shit at fucking 4 in the morning.
What were you saying, babe? I'm.
Going to keep a count of how many times he says in one
episode Liz wasn't too happy about that.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Every time I say you can drink,
we'll do a whole episode about it because the the episode we
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yeah, it already released when we got into Liz's stash of
whiskey. Liz isn't going to like this.
She come down, Mel. She come down and she's like,
what the fuck are you doing? I'm like, Oh yeah, we're
drinking your whiskey. She's like, this is bullshit.
I'm like, well, you know, Mike'snot going to be here anymore.
(55:30):
So we had to, we had to get intoyour shit.
Yeah. We had.
Yeah, we had. It was his idea.
It was, yeah, it was all MM said.
What's this stuff on the top shelf?
I'm like, that's Liz's. Feels like, well, I'm leaving,
she can't get too angry at me. So but yeah, she wasn't she'd
she was like after we recorded you guys left.
She goes, I cannot believe you fucking drank my whiskey.
(55:51):
And I'm like, well, you're not drinking it.
She's like, not today. I'm like. 3 bottles.
I'm like, well, you know, you got your Well, no, she has.
Yeah, she's got 3 bottles up there.
We forgot to get another bottle of wine before we left and.
Of what? The angels, that being in the
Caribbean cast. Yeah, but they have it here.
(56:12):
We. Couldn't find it, the last.
Time. Yeah, we just have to find a a
better liquor store. It's it should be readily
available everywhere. I don't have the I got my iPad
here, but I don't have the OHLQ now has an iPhone app, an iOS
app. I'm sure it works awesome.
(56:33):
I don't even know why I'm looking up OHLQ shit this to
like, yeah, you're not even in Utah, so or you're not even in
Ohio. Why am I looking at OHOQ?
Does Utah have like a an equivalent to OHOQ?
Yeah, they do. It was.
It's dabs dabs. I've seen I've got ABS ABS dot
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utah.gov slash. It is Department of Alcohol
Beverage Services. But is it?
Is it searchable like OHLQ is? Yeah, it is.
Because I've seen some that are just shit.
Like some of the liquor control websites are fucking garbage.
(57:27):
Finished dry. Why I'm I must be an idiot?
Oh they have a UT dabs app on the on the Google Play store.
Oh, I didn't have. I haven't seen that yet.
(57:47):
And they have, oh, they have a UT Dabs app on the Apple Play
Store too. Awesome.
State of Utah Department of Technology and something else.
Why do Why do I have to sign in with my?
I don't even know what my password is for fucking my Apple
account. Utah, an official website.
(58:13):
Fuck it, I'm I'm not. I don't know my password because
it's through a password manager and the password manager wasn't
coming up. I don't know a lot of my
passwords anyway, yeah. I run into that same problem.
Angels going to be rye tequila cask.
(58:35):
Yeah, no, I I wouldn't. I would, I would not in any way
shape or form like that. Just sounds not good.
It sounds nefarious. Like tequila doesn't you?
You shouldn't be finishing anything in a tequila cask like
the. The Draper store should have it.
(58:57):
Oh nice. 9 bottles. There you go.
Hopefully their shit's up to date unlike Ohio.
Yeah, that'll be interesting. Yeah.
Because Ohio's fucking garbage when it comes to their shit.
No, there's a is it, I think it's called Cooper Thief.
It's a whiskey air. It's a it's a wine company.
(59:20):
And they do. Cooper, Thief.
Red. Yeah, Cooper Thief Red.
It's stored in barrels and then they have Cooper thief white
that is stored in tequila barrels.
It is fucking gross. I'm like.
Good to know. Like, I'll try this, it'll be
(59:42):
good. Like no, no, it was so fucking
bad. It was so bad.
No middle W here. Yeah.
But we can, you can. We can get that to you.
Like that No 2 bitch. Probably because two bitches in
the name. But you can, I bet.
(01:00:04):
I wonder. If no, I wonder if they'll
deliver to Utah. Now Utah.
Utah is pretty shitty about delivery.
Not going to not going to put itout on the show, but I think we
can get it delivered to Utah. Yeah, no, no guy.
I think I think we can get it delivered to Utah.
(01:00:26):
Or else we have a mule that'll come from Oregon.
Yeah, let's see Bardstown, you can.
Get Bardstown. That's good.
Bardstown bottled and bombed. I don't know, 0 entries.
(01:00:48):
Let's just try Bardstown. So that's interesting.
Angel Envy Rye does not show up on OHO QS website anymore.
Really. I'm I'm I'm looking right now
I'm I'm I'm going to go back to the search function search Angel
(01:01:10):
envy rye. There's single barrel release
minor cask rye hand selected like those are these are all
articles. It's not even like they're not
even showing the alcohol. That's crazy.
Me just hit that and see what? No, see, that's not what give me
(01:01:30):
bourbon. I don't want bourbon.
Give me back. Back to whiskey's.
Yeah, like there's not showing Angel Envy ride at all on OHOQ.
Hold on, Bourbon, Bourbon rye pack that's $80.
(01:01:54):
How you going to fucking? Is that 2300?
Yeah, they're 2/3. 100 yeah it'syeah the the 2 packs just two
of. It's two small bottles.
Yeah. They don't have Angel Envy rye
on on OHLQ anymore. Well, fuck.
Me. So I guess it doesn't matter
that we got it, we couldn't get it.
(01:02:15):
I'm I'm, I'm looking again. I like, I keep typing like the
definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over
again, expecting a different result, and I'm not getting a
different result. Just try a different spelling.
(01:02:36):
Yeah, it's not there. Oh hold on, there's, there's a
rye extra, Aneo finished. Yeah, that's the tequila.
That's yeah, that's 250 fucking dollars and ain't got no God
damn way I would pay that Yeah the the tropical finished rye,
the the rum finished rye is not available in Ohio anymore are.
You serious? Yeah, that's crazy.
(01:02:58):
You can. I mean, you can check it
yourself, but it's not. There I can get it.
Here, but you can get it there. Yeah.
That's interesting. All right, all right, let's wrap
this shit up. For sure.
Check us out on Facebook, Instagram and YouTube, whatever.
(01:03:20):
Yeah, so for Mike, I'm Marco. Where?
Else.
Recording. All right, we're recording
everything now. Hey, look at us recording shit.
We didn't wear the windows. It doesn't.
Work. Of course it doesn't I.
Hope they have it in a couple ofmonths.
So. Does it need batteries?
I don't see where that is going.Yes, it needs batteries.
(00:31):
It needs a car battery can. You.
See that there's a bathtub? Hello.
Hey, is that the is it a Mormon vibrator?
Yes. Yes, it is.
(00:59):
Anything's a vibrator if you're brave enough.
Well, that's no anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
Yeah, and the dildo of consequence were rarely comes
lubed, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, I think it would just needme one.
Shit, Are you ready? Yeah, let's start, Joe.
(01:20):
No, Randy, this. Week No, Randy, you're.
Cutting off. Let me find something to step
this on. And he flows like a river, wide
mark till Mike and Wendy by my side, that corn tails wild as
the night. Welcome to the Buckhorn podcast.
I'm Mark Town. Ricky always is.
(01:40):
Mike in the void. Randy is out having a sectuple
quadruple bypass. Yes, That's 10, right?
Yeah. He's yeah.
He's Nurse Randy right now. Yeah, which is like nurture
Nurse Ratchet, but scarier. Right, because he can't move for
(02:02):
a walk either. Yeah.
Are you serious? What?
No. So what's going on, Mike?
How was the how's that first week of work at the new store
and then the new store? It was good.
It was good. It was a little weird because
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like I don't have any responsibility, but I was still
there. So I just kind of, I was just
extra. So I was just like throw and
load and like not having to be, not not having to be sponsible,
which was not terrible. Throw and load and be an extra.
(02:43):
Yep. Sounds like my life.
But yeah, it was, it was fine. Yeah, I got to meet a bunch of
people and get to know some people that, you know, I won't
ever die. Will probably be a while before
I interact with again as I move to a different store.
(03:05):
That's. So people like, Oh yeah, so
you're going to be here. I'm like, yeah, no, next week
I'm downtown. They're like, oh, but what?
OK. It's called management.
I'm moving up. That's how we do it.
Or or something. I I come into a store and then I
immediately go to the next one. Yeah, Yep.
(03:25):
So. But, you know, got to meet a
bunch of people. Got the kind of low down on how
things go here, Yeah? Cool.
They're big sweets people. Yeah, they like their chocolates
and their candies. Candies and cookies, yeah.
Dirty sodas. Oh.
My God, I love dirty sodas. When when the store I was at was
(03:51):
only just the second store. There was them in downtown Salt
Lake City. During the holiday season there
were several times where they sold 1000 kringles a day.
Holy. Shit.
Well, the Kringles are amazing. Yeah, but 1000 and they come in
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cases of 15 or 12. Yeah, that's still so many.
Yeah, it's like it, it, it ruptured my brain a little bit.
He was like, you want to see howcrazy it is here?
And you like scrolls back. He's like when we are the only
second, the only the second store that was open.
This is what we did. And I was just like, I, I like,
(04:34):
I took a picture of it and sent it to a couple of people in, in
Columbus. And I was like, can you even
imagine this? And they were like, no, I can't.
I I legitimately cannot imagine that.
God, that's so much like that's a.
What do you do today? Today I I'm just the Kringle
guy. Like I just dig them and put
(04:56):
them out. That's my only job and I can't
keep up. Fucking.
Crazy, I'm bringing out 10 casesat a time and I can't keep up.
Bananas. That's fucking ridiculous.
So what are you drinking, Mike? What you got in that glass?
I am. Drinking Southern Tier gin.
(05:18):
OK. So the tier.
Makes a gin. Yeah.
OK. Yeah, it's not bad.
It's pretty tasty. They do.
They do canned cocktails that are pretty good too.
They tend to be a little sweet, but their bourbon is not bad.
Their flavored flavored bourbonsare a little weird because.
Well, I know they had the flavored stuff because I passed
(05:39):
on that hard. Yeah, but their gin is decent.
And then fresh lemonade, like fresh squeezed lemonade, really.
And tonic. Yeah, that's.
That's an odd one for. I didn't have any lime so I
wanted the citrus, so I just used lemonade.
OK, well, I've got a I've got a liquid Death Margarita.
(06:01):
So it's tequila, triple SEC limejuice in liquid death.
Lime liquid death. I would have dirty soda, but
Swing is closed on Sundays, which is devastating because I
have fully bought into The Dirtysoda culture here.
Well, so is Chick-fil-A. Yeah.
So. No Jesus chicken, no Jesus
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chicken. No, no, no more Minnesota.
No more Minnesota is no Jesus chicken.
Everybody's getting screwed on Sundays.
Yeah. But yeah, especially.
Morden's. Yeah.
How's things on your end? It's it's not bad.
Ended up not making it to the TFA party.
(06:48):
So the gym that that Mike and I went to that Mike went to for a
while and that I still attend. They had their 14th anniversary
party last night and I think that I've been with them. 14
years. I've been with them for 13 1/2
years. I basically started six months
after the open. So.
There's very few like original members left.
(07:10):
I I think there's. Only maybe.
Six or seven that I can think of.
I mean, the Shanks were pretty early on.
Yeah, but I think I was even there before them, like.
Yeah, I think you were for sure.Like it was Todd, Angie, Greta,
myself. Jimmy and Brandon, obviously,
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but. I'm not counting them.
There's some one other person orfamily and I think that's it
like that's left. I mean, obviously people, people
come and go, whatever, but I think that's, I think that's it.
I, I think, I don't think there's anybody else that I can
(07:57):
think of that's. Good for them. 14 years is
awesome. 14 years of just makingpeople's lives better and me
making their lives hell. They keep buying me toys every
year because I keep winning awards for like class clown or
Joker and this year. They retired that.
(08:17):
No, I told them they need to retire because no one's going to
be funnier than me in the gym and I have receipts to prove it.
Katie Shank is pissed. She was pissed last year.
I'm like, you're not going to befunnier than me.
And she's like, I was the one who who had that award until and
I said now you don't. I said bitch, I come with
receipts. Be funnier.
(08:38):
I said be funnier. And she's just like, well, I
said, or, you know, maybe come to the gym every once in a while
so you can be funnier. So it was that was that was last
year. But I think I've won it six
times in a row. I'm like, it's time.
I think it might be time to retire this Jimmy.
And he goes, yeah, I think we'regoing to.
(09:00):
I think we're going to maybe come up with all new categories
next year. Well, yeah, because, you know,
they had to retire the sweat Angel after Juan.
They brought it back this year though.
Why is there a new a new champion?
Or did Juan just get it? Todd.
Yeah, so and and LON presented it to Todd.
Well, I mean, that makes sense, yeah.
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So, But yeah, it was supposed tobe a good time.
I missed it. I had like just a ton of shit
going on yesterday. It was like there was like the
Carroll Community Festival yesterday.
So I had the parade in the morning because Lexi's was in
the Lexi was in the parade. Then I went and shot a golf
outing. So I was gone until 6:30 and I
(09:44):
was just exhausted after that. After which doesn't sound like
much of me just riding around for seven hours on a golf cart
taking pictures of people, but. Yeah, in the heat.
Yeah, I was about to say. Because it's hot as shit
yesterday and not that I'm complaining, but just being out
like in the sun trying to park under trees and find places to
(10:06):
to to shoot people was it. It's exhausting.
So had that and then the gym party was last night and I
didn't end up going. And about 10:30 I grabbed the
bottle of the Pursuit United Barrel pick that we did down at
last year's trip. Took it over to my neighbor's
house at 10:30 at night to a bonfire and didn't come home
(10:27):
until 3:30. Well done.
Yeah, so I was just like, and Jimmy and Brandon texting me,
like, where you at, you motherfucker?
You should be here. And I'm like, I'm exhausted.
Yeah, I I went somewhere I can walk home from.
Thank you very much. Like I'm done driving today.
I have driven probably 2000 fucking miles.
(10:47):
I could have, I could have seen Mike in a golf in the like, in a
golf cart with as much as I drove around on this golf
course. Like so it's weird because the
store I'm at right now does about the same amount of
business as the Easton store that I just left, but it's twice
the size. So I hit my 15,000 thousand
steps this morning by like 10:30AM.
(11:09):
It's fucking. Ridiculous.
That's ridiculous. Yeah, my shift today started at
4:00 AM, so God, but I'm only 15minutes away from the store,
which is. Which is better than 35.
Minutes or 40? Minutes.
Yeah, which is fucking great. The store I'm going to is about
(11:31):
1/2 hour and that's still better.
Oh, you can get a bicycle and ride.
You put on your little white button up and.
Yeah. Get your black tie and you could
ride to. Work.
Yeah, they're like every, every street has a bike lane here.
Oh yeah, it's a, it's a, it's a bike.
I remember when I was out there was a bike heavy city.
Yeah, and, and most people have like the, the motor, you know,
(11:55):
the pedal motors. Yeah, the electric bikes, the
pedal when they when I was, I mean, I was out there, it's been
8-9 years ago now. There wasn't a whole lot of
traffic in town like in downtown.
It was a lot of walking. It was a lot of of.
Bicycling and they have train service, you know, they have a
(12:17):
track system, which is awesome. The where we're moving has two
stations, so I can take the train into downtown, go have
dinner and drink or go to a hockey game and then jump on the
train and come home. Yeah, and never have.
To never mind exactly. Although could you get a an RUIA
(12:44):
riding while intoxicated I'm. Sure you can.
I mean like if they can pull over the Amish for it then they
can pull you over on a bike I'm sure.
Yeah, the the Amish aren't driving that buggy.
The horse is the one doing all the work.
The horse knows how to get home.It, it always cracks me up when
you read those articles like slow pursuit because some like
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17 year old like got his hands on on some liquor and you know,
had like 2 Bud Lights and there's now like trying to
gallop in his, in his buggy. So Speaking of that, so at this
golf outing yesterday, there wasI, I pulled up to a hole and
these guys are getting ready to tee off and they're wait,
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they're waiting because it's bottlenecks or they're waiting
for people in front of them. And there's people on the
fairway and there's people on the greens like it was, it was
backed up pretty, pretty, prettyheavily.
And so I pull up and the guys sitting there and I open, I just
cracked open a, a saucy works IPA, which they're, they have an
amazing hazy IPA. It comes in a purple can.
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I don't know what the fucking name of it was, but it was just
Saucy works and it was a purple can and it was the hazy IPA.
It was great. So one of the guys like I crack
it up and he's like chug it and I'm like, no, he's like, yeah,
chug it. And I'm like, Nah, dude.
I said that's a so this is a great.
IPAI said you don't chug an IPA.You chug shit.
(14:11):
Dear, I said you chug a garbage.I said you like Bud Lights and
shit. I ain't chugging this.
I said I'm going to enjoy this, you can enjoy it later.
And I'm like, not when I'm throwing up.
You know, I want to enjoy it this way, not this way.
Yeah, I so I was like, I'm I'm going to enjoy this.
So I the, there's an older guy in the in that group.
I need to get my hands off the table because I'm shaking my
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stand. There's an older guy in the
group and he's like, yeah, I wouldn't chug that shit either.
He just don't listen to these fucking assholes.
He goes that one up there and hepointed to one of the guys.
He goes, that one's my son. He goes the one way out there
and he pointed out to like the way that this, this whole setup
is you tee off up here and the the hole is way the fuck down
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here. But it rolls like the you're up
here, it rolls down the hill andthen it comes back up higher and
you can't see the fairway from the tee.
So yeah. That's crazy.
Yeah, of course. That that's at Pine Hill.
It's on their back 9, the back 9super hilly, but it's you have
to have someone basically drive up the head, sit.
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It's a silver teeth and spot to make sure that everybody's off
the fairway. And it's real easy to put it on
the green if you can drive the ball 152 hundred yards.
So and he's like, yeah, that asshole sitting out there.
He goes, that's my other son. And I'm like, well, who's the
Amish fucker? And he he just looks at me.
He goes, oh, that's he's just anAmish fucker.
(15:40):
Like the dude had a beard. Like I can't even put my hand in
the screen so you can see like it was long.
And he goes, he goes, they're all 28.
I'm like, how long has he been growing that fucking beard?
He goes, I don't think he ever shaved like ever, ever.
Like he's never shaved. And I'm like, it looks like it.
So I get up on I, I go up on theother side of the tee box so
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that I can get a shot of these guys teeing off.
And the guy said something and then he started making like a
humping motion before he teed off and right in his backswing I
was like, oh shit, I said this guy went to Rumspring and never
came back and fucked his fuckingdrive up because he's laughing
(16:23):
his ass off. He comes over, he goes, I'm
fucking reteeing that and I ain't taking a Mulligan.
He goes, that was a good like fist bump.
He goes, no one's ever mentionedRumspring.
He goes, I hear all the Amish jokes.
So we get down to and ever like everybody on the tee box is like
losing their shit. Like one guy literally fell over
laughing. And so we get down in the
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fairway and he said something else.
And I, I just looked at him likeyou really he's he said
something about getting on his horse and buggy or going home or
some shit like that. I'm like you.
No, dude, I said you went to Rumspring and never came back
and said you can't go home. And he just looked at me like
you got tattoos. He's like, fuck, he just God
(17:07):
damn it. He's like got me again.
And so at some point I, I was standing on the green and they
were, they were playing really well while I was standing there
and I was standing on the green.I was like, just hit me with the
ball and it'll go in the hole. All four of them missed and
they're like, get the fuck out of here.
You fucking suck. You're the reason we can't even
fucking get the God damn thing. And I'm like, well, yeah, cool,
(17:31):
whatever. I'm like, fuck you guys, I'm
out. I said you didn't know you were
going to get heckled by the photographer.
And so then I I took off. And that was on hole 14.
Hole 15 goes up a fucking incline like this.
There we go. It goes up an incline like this.
It's ridiculous. It's you might as well drive up
a side of a fucking Cliff. So you have to use like a
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sandwich to drive. Well, no, you have to.
You basically have to use like You have to loft the ball with a
like you can, you have to loft it with a driver.
So because it's still a 250 yardshot, but you have to loft it up
there. And I've only seen a couple
people do it. And one of the kids was in high
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school, like hit the green from the, from the tee box and it,
it's about, yeah, it can't be 250.
But he's, that's, I've only seenlike two or three people do it
in like 5 years. Hit that tee box or hit that hit
that green from the tee box and it hits the green and then
starts to roll down the hill like they didn't save it.
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It's not it's hitting it and then rolling to the fringe and
then hitting the rough. So and then they're chipping it
back up onto the green and we'reheading up that hill and it was
Harley and I in the golf cart. The fucking golf cart dies
halfway up the hill, battery just dead done.
(18:55):
And I'm like, fuck. So I got to get this thing
turned around on a cart path. Like there's nowhere like the
there's the cart path is only aswide as the golf cart.
There's a hill on one side that goes up and it's all pine trees,
and on the other side is all landscaping.
Just drop off. And it's the hill and I'm like,
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so I'm like, I'm in there like Austin powering this thing like
by hand, like keeping my foot onthe on the brake.
I'm just like, I got parallel toit and I couldn't get, I
couldn't get it to turn anymore.So now I've got Harley, God
bless her soul, she's holding onto the back of this fucking golf
cart like she can do something. I've got my foot on the brake
(19:39):
and I'm trying to lift the frontfrom the driver's side to get
enough weight to just get it around.
Well, those guys came up becausethey were playing that hole and
they all came up and helped me like get it around.
Well, the cart girl was up thereand OK, the battery died on
this. I'll call the clubhouse.
All right, fine. We get a turn around so I can
get it back down the hill. So I didn't wasn't riding
(20:00):
backwards and guy shows up, he goes here, here's a new cart.
He goes, I'll get this one. I'm like the battery's like
dead, dead. He's like he goes, there might
be a little juice left and he goes, I'll toggle the switch a
couple times, get it in tow modeand see if I can't just slip it
over there he goes and if not, it'll just sit here and we'll
come back and tow it later. I'm like, Jesus, all right, So
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every year that so I've been shooting this event for three
years. And the first year everything
was fine. The last two years I've taken
Harley with me. Last year I let her drive and we
hit a fucking tree and and wrecked the golf cart.
Like legitimately fucked it up because we hit a tree.
(20:45):
Like this, the alignment was off, so you're.
Driving on both. No, no, no, no.
The alignment wasn't off like this.
It was off like this. So the the cart wanted to split
in half. So it was just like all the way
back to the the and then I just,I packed up my shit and left.
Like I just left the golf cart there and packed up my shit and
(21:06):
left soon. Thanks.
Bye. This year the battery died going
up that hill and I'm like, you can't come back with me anymore.
I said every time I said you you're fucking up golf course
left and right, kid. And she's like, it's not my
fault. And I'm like, well, let's see,
this is my third year doing it. The first year didn't have any
problems. The last two years you've been
here and something's happened toa golf cart.
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You're the deciding factor here.I said, so it's you like you're
the you're the problem. But ended up having a pretty
good time just out there shooting everything.
And then, like I said, went overto the neighbor's house and
drank until 3:00 AM, but I only had three glasses of whiskey.
That's good timing. If you got there at 10 and left
(21:51):
at 3:00, that's perfect. Yeah, so it was like I wasn't
trashed, didn't feel like shit when I woke up.
Like. Couple beers while at, you know,
here at home and so and Liz was like, Are you sure you're going
to be able to mix it? And I'm like, no, but I'm I'm
going to. So, but yeah, so there's a lot
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of, I'm finding out that there'sa lot of people in this
neighborhood that are closeted whiskey drinkers like.
You're going to RIP him right out of the closet.
I guess I am. I'm going to go around on my
little mini bike with my black button up on and a white tie and
be like, have you? Do you have time to talk about
(22:35):
our Lord and Savior, Jim Beam? Melissa goes.
I feel like we could do that outhere.
Do you have we about? A Lord and Savior.
Elijah Craig, the father of of whiskey.
We we had our first walkthrough on Monday.
(22:59):
Pretty drywall. Yeah.
So we got to walk through the house.
You see all them studs? Yep, a lot of studs and then we
every Friday we Friday's pizza night and so we drove out there
and they had all the insulation in.
(23:20):
And so we're hoping this week drywall be in and we'll start
the exterior also. So we're hoping mid-october will
be in. Cool, did you guys eat pizza in
the house? No, no.
But we found a decent place. It could have been your.
First closer it would. Have been so romantic.
(23:41):
Yeah, no, no, yeah. Hey, once, once the flooring,
once. Once.
It's a little bit. More.
Yeah, once it's a little more secure, maybe we'll we'll like
picnic in there. I mean you get to see all them
studs. Yeah, oh started to fade out.
Oh, don't do that. Yeah, that was the issue we were
having with Bobby. Like the iPad kept like I'm not
(24:07):
having any issues with my phone thankfully.
I think it's because it's doing the screen record but.
Yeah, we, we're kind of, you know, we're stoked.
We're excited to get in there. You know, we're, we're like I
said, we're in a kind of a full room.
I guess it's a house, but it seems more like a cottage.
(24:27):
It's a bungalow, but yeah, it's easy to clean.
Yeah, it's 4 rooms. You just plug the vacuum in one
room and you can get all four. Yeah, Melissa.
Melissa spent her day cleaning. Yeah, an hour including laundry
and the house is clean. It's so much better than four or
(24:51):
five hours that it takes to clean, you know, something
larger. Yeah, but you know, we we went
out to the house and yeah, there's a couple families there
and they were outside and socializing and like the
community we're moving into has like, shit going on all the
time. Yeah, we're like 8 minutes from
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the minor league ballpark. Ben Folds is playing there next
week. Fuck I love going to see Ben
Folds. I saw him with the Columbus
Symphony Orchestra and it was amazing.
Yeah, so he's going to be there in like next week.
So I didn't realize that they got like concert concerts like
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every Friday night. They do like movies outside
during, you know, that the the summertime, they just have shit
going on all the time. That's good.
And so it's all going to be likesuper close.
You know, it's crazy because, you know, I'd say what, within a
mile radius of where we are right now, there's more
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restaurants than there are in Lancaster.
Yeah, that's what you were saying last time and that it
kind of sucks. Like Lancaster could be such, it
could be better. I mean, and compared like 10
years ago compared, you know, compared to 10 years ago,
they're definitely trending in the right direction.
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Yeah, and I know. I know it.
Takes time, it's just. Like, I don't know, there, it's,
we were talking about it last night, like about Lancaster and,
and it's the people there that don't give a shit.
Like there's a group of people that do, yes.
Absolutely. But it's the majority of the
other people. And then there's the other
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people who think like, everything that we're trying to
do is woke and like, you know, grooming and whatnot.
So it's just like, ridiculous. Well, I'm not even talking about
that. I'm just talking about the
people. So like housing wise, the people
that live, you know, let's just let's just take 6th Ave. for
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instance, that runs, you know, all the way, you know, from
fucking one side of Lancaster toall the way to the other in the
you got some nice houses that people take care of their shit
and you got houses where they don't take care of the fucking
house at all. And like the sidings falling off
and gutters are falling off. Take care of the fucking house.
Like, yeah, just like there's a couple houses on Kanawha that
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like one house in particular that like every year there's
like that there's a station wagon in the fucking driveway
that has been there since I can remember.
Yeah. Like filled with trash and
overt. Like everything is overgrown.
Like you can't even. See the.
House, yeah, like you can barelysee the house and then like,
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yeah and then you have people who just, you know, are
meticulous about their lawn care.
So it's just it's real weird. It's it's old versus new, I
really think, but. So I, I, I think it, I, I, it's,
I think it's some of that. And I also think it's some of I
just think it's people who it's a, it's a house, whatever.
I'm just here. I don't give a shit about it.
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Like no give a shit about it. Like it's it's your house.
Like we're excited to give a shit about it, yeah.
I mean, I love giving a shit about my house.
Like after we get done recording, I'm going out to mow.
Like I'm I look forward to it. I look forward.
It's relaxing to me to to go out, hop on the mower and spend
an hour zipping around the yard.Killing Well, like I'm excited
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because like, you know, people make a big deal about like
Halloween and Christmas and all that shit.
Like it's a big fucking deal. And so like I'm excited to like
do that stuff again. Like we did it for a while in in
the house we were, but that was a big ass house and it was a lot
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of work. This is going to be a little bit
smaller of a house and it's not going to be as much work.
And you know, I don't want to bethe guy that competes with the
neighbors, but I'm also excited to to get involved in that
stuff. And it seems like it's a pretty
tight knit community where, you know, it's, we're going to get a
chance like what you're doing right now, going to the bonfire,
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you know, buddy next door and having some whiskey and like
sitting on our front porch and having a beer and having
somebody come up and, you know, OK, you want a beer and doing
that. Like that was the that was the
problem with the house we were in before as we were surrounded
by people who were 20 years older than us.
Why Andy were on a like a shittycul-de-sac on a hill.
Well, not a shitty cul-de-sac, but definitely a cul-de-sac.
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But yeah. Not not Yeah.
Exactly. So you you you don't get the
traffic. Yeah, you don't get the traffic
of people like. No one came up for Halloween.
No one. Yeah, we never.
I cannot. In 10 years, In 10 years, we
never got a trick or treater. Really.
Yeah. So that's I, I, I was looking
for last year. I was looking forward to to how
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to kids coming by for Halloween and heart and Lexi goes, oh, I'm
doing it this year. I'm handing out candy.
I'm like, the fuck you are? She's like, no, I'm handing out
the candy. She was you good.
And I'm just going to sit in theBush and scare the shit out of
kids. That's fine.
Well, and that's the thing, likeeverybody sits at the end of the
driveway here. They all sit at the end of their
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driveway is to hand out candy and kids run back and forth.
No one comes up to the front door, which I like and I kind of
don't like. Oh, man, it makes sense.
When I went and when I lived in Buffalo, yeah, we, like I said,
like we used to have a, it was amud room that they kind of
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closed off. And so like, I would just sit on
the porch, like dressed like a dummy or something, and people
would come up and say trick or treat.
And I'd literally be right next to him.
Like, you want some candy? And they'd like jump from the
top of the steps to the driveway.
Yeah, I'm. I'm I'm looking forward to doing
shit like that again. Yeah, I'm going to be.
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I think this year, Liz doesn't know it yet, but I think this
year I'm going to be at the house that hands out the big
candy bars. Yeah, we, so when we were in,
when we were in Woodbury in Minnesota, yeah, we had the the
the trick or treat bag for the kids and then we had a cooler
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and like a box of wine for the adults.
I may, yeah. Though I think there were some
people doing that last year, andI think I'm going to do that
this year as well. Like if Lexi wants to hand out
candy, fine, whatever. But I'm going to have, I'm going
to have like, I'll probably buy like a couple cases of some
light beer, have a bottle of whiskey sitting out there and
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like a couple bottles of wine. Yeah.
And be like, what do you want? Trick or treat, motherfucker.
Yeah, I was like, whoa, whoa. You want the trick or the treat.
Yeah. Do you want?
Which is it so? You can have a Snickers bar or a
beer, you know, whichever. Yeah, your kid can have the the
Snickers bar and you can have what do you want?
You want whiskey? You want beer?
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It comes. Neat.
Yeah. I'm, I'm looking, I'm looking
forward to that. Yeah.
So I that's just going to, I think I'm going to do that.
I the other day I was talking tosomebody.
I'm like, well, yeah, Lexi had, you know, our Harley goes out
and does like a lemonade stand. And I said I think this fall I
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might set up a bourbon stand, just sit out there at a table
like bourbon for sale and do like $2.00 a pour and just see
if people. Come.
Yeah, just don't let the cops catch you.
Good Lord. Just two $2.00 for advice.
Comes with a shot. Be like, well, it's funny, I got
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a SWAT officer that lives behindme and I got a retired police
officer that lives two houses down.
So the cops are already here. Yeah, that that works out.
Well, then what was it? We have.
One across the. Street Yeah, we have a Utah
sheriff who lives across the street from the Utah County
Sheriff that lives across the street from the the Airbnb we're
in right now. Nice.
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You could befriend him, be like,hey, my name is Mike and if you
ever pull me over, please. Don't.
Yeah, let me show you my wares. Yeah, coming.
Come, come. Come over and visit.
Come. See my make sure you drink
everything brown and enter my home.
Do you think, well, all the shityou have is brown beer?
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Bourbon. Whiskeys.
You should let them try watershed.
I dumped it. Oh, did you?
Yeah, it. I dumpstered it.
I didn't even dump it. I dumpstered it like I didn't.
I didn't want to poison the earth.
No, I don't blame. Him.
Don't take that. I don't blame you.
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So so yesterday at the golf outing, Quinn has he does a a
silent auction for whiskey and he gets whiskey donated in.
So he had like a couple bottles of blands, like a store pick
that started at 1:10. And I'm like, no, no, I can't.
I can't do Bland's at 110, storepick or not.
Dude that the HRC, the HRC somebody donated a bottle of
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Bland's went for like $300. Well, so someone that people
were bidding on it, like they'rebidding on it because it goes to
it goes to the charity and I'm just like, all right, fine, but
I'm not bidding on that. I bid on.
There was a Bardstown bourbon package, like a, a big fucking
metal sign, a bottle of this Discovery series.
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Like I think I had a T-shirt, some other shit.
When I left yesterday, it was at80 bucks and it was in my name.
And I'm like, cool. The other one was no one bid on.
It was a middle W spirits package, right?
And so I was just like, you knowwhat, I'll take a middle W
spirits. So I just, I'd started the
bidding. It was started at 75.
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I'm like, oh, fuck up, Martel 75done.
Yeah, he had a bottle of Weller 12 there that was donated that
he, it went from, it started at 100 bucks and then someone wrote
like 110 and then someone wrote 125.
And he writes his name. He's drunk as shit.
He writes his name, 200 bucks. He just went from like 125
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straight to fucking $200. And he goes, what's Weller 12?
And it's he's like, it's not that I, you know, I'm not a huge
fan, but it's in a tube. So they'd put it in a that was
my response. I'm like Quinn a tube and he.
Goes stop drinking. He goes, yeah, it's it's, I've
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never seen it in the tube and I want it because I want to put it
on display. I'm like then let someone win it
and just ask him for the fuckingtube.
Fucking tube. Put whatever you want in the
goddamn tube. Go get yourself another bottle
of Weller 12 for the, you know, for 50 bucks or 60 bucks.
Put the shit in the truth. But yeah, I was just like, oh,
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whatever. It's not.
I mean, it's his charity. His money going back to you.
So, but I I haven't heard whether I won either one of
those auctions yet, so I need to, I'm probably going to let
him recover because he was at the he was on the turn at 9,
trashed. So I have no idea what the last
18 or his last 9 looked at look like.
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So it looked like about 140 strokes is what it looked like.
He said. I'm not playing very well.
I'm like, you're drunk. He's like, yes, I am and I'm not
playing well. That, yeah, that usually goes
pretty hand in glove. Yeah, so, but I don't know,
hopefully I'll get one of these,this Bartown Bourbon Discovery
series and maybe some some middle W that I can throw in
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here for and then have like my sign that I'll put up and I
don't know, fingers crossed. Yeah, I think sometime in the
next couple of weeks I'm going to see if there's something
local I can find so I can send you some samples so we can do it
on the show. Yeah, Derek said that whenever
you get settled, he'll probably,if he sends samples, he's
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probably going to send you samples and me samples.
Oh, that works out. For the show and I said fuck
Mike, don't send him samples. I'm like, he moved.
Fuck that guy. Hey man, I'm efforting.
I got all the equipment. I haven't opened the boxes yet,
but I have the equipment. That's fine, it's it should be a
fairly easy set up to get it done.
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So I mean if it's the same pod, zoom for and.
It's it's everything you sent meis what I got.
OK, the only thing I wish we didn't have to do was wear the
goddamn headphones like that's. Yeah.
Like it? That's the one downside is is
the headphone piece. Yeah, for sure.
Got so used to not wearing them but yeah it.
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Was here we are. It was it's it'll be fine.
We'll figure it out. I give it six months before
Randy's dead and then we just cancel the show.
I mean, well, and you know, likeit's it just seems, I hope, I
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hope that's fine. Yeah.
I just want the best for him andI don't like, I don't know.
Well, he's going to hear this and it's not anything that I
haven't told him before. And obviously I want the best
for him as well, but he needs to, he needs to just get a hold
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of Brandon Jimmy. He needs to start prioritizing
himself and then just go get to TFA.
It's a 25 minute drive. I've made the drive.
It's 25 minutes down there. I drive 25 minutes from here to
to down there. He drove to your house once a
week. He can do it twice a week over
there. So but.
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Or he can do what the fuck. Yeah, yeah, anyways.
Yeah, I know it's, it's frustrating, trust me.
It's been 7 years of frustrationwith him and I hope he listens
to this and I hope he fucking takes it into consideration
again, which he won't and it'll tell me that's taking a shit.
I think he. Will I think he'd like as
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somebody who is, you know, whoseinner voice is generally
negative, It's, it's always the like, well, I'm going to do it.
And then you find every excuse in the world not to.
Right, and that's the thing he'sfinding.
Well, I got to take care of the kids and then I got to do that
and then this thing will come upand then the other thing will
come up. Well, I didn't get good sleep
last night, which he never has good sleep because he's he's a
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night owl. So it's just.
But it's, it's, it's always something though, that's the
problem. It's always, it's never, it's
never resolved. It's always something.
You know what? I'm going to grab something real
quick. I need to grab something else to
drink. Sure.
I don't know what I want though.Yeah, I just grabbed a beer real
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quick. Yeah, the the Keela's not really
doing it for me today. And I don't want to mix to a
beer, but I have a feeling that mixed into a bourbon it's just
going to fuck me up as just as much.
Yeah, we we're going to go, we're going to go explore and
take a hike after this, so. Hell yeah.
We're going to take Ruby out andI think we're going to go check
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out Cottonwood Can. Yeah, Big Cottonwood Canyon.
OK, Yeah, give. Me a SEC Hold on.
Yeah, yeah, sure. Fill in some dead air.
Got to sing like Randy does. So what I'm drinking is a
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Bohemian Kolsch. Bohemian Bohemian Brewery is
already what I think I've discovered as my favorite local
brewery because they're very double edged esque where they do
bloggers and pilsners and traditional German stuff very
well. Nice.
Yeah, I saw the the Kolsch. Boom, little makers.
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Yeah, I went with the Heart release.
I haven't had it in a while. I was talking about it last
night, so. Yeah, I just finished earlier
this week. I finished the summer week.
OK, yeah, one of the so I met, Imet my neighbor's son-in-law who
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is into or was into still kind of he was into pose like finesse
and pose for fitness, like modelModel S bullshit.
And great guy, like super nice. Turns out we kind of know some
of the same people in the fitness world.
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Like he's like, well, you know, I was, you know, going up
against this guy and I'm like, Oh yeah, I know that guy.
I'm, I don't want to drop names.And I see I don't, I, yeah, I
know of that guy. I said.
And I kind of know his business partner, I said, but I went to
school with his business partner's wife.
And he's like, holy shit. I'm like, Oh yeah, I said I know
where he went to school when he went.
They said they, they, they were wrestlers.
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That, this, that and the other. And I said that one guy has a
gym out here, you know, further out in one of the one of the
other towns around. I said, they live right out
here. He's like, God damn.
I'm like, yeah, small world. But I was telling him about like
the Arnold affiliate gathering stuff and like how we got
kicked, essentially kicked out of the Arnold, asked not to come
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back even though we didn't do anything wrong.
So but he's a whiskey drinker aswell.
And he's like, yeah, I don't. He's like trying to maintain 3%
body fat is it's not real healthy.
He goes and you can't do it whenyou drink bourbon.
No. I'm like, Nah, I said, but
drinking bourbon is better than being at 3% body fat.
Yeah, I I don't disagree with that.
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So see I ended up grabbing the Maker's Heart release from 2024
which I missed the second release of this series and then
they did a that's the wood finishing series but they also
did a chef release where they had like 3 chefs do like their
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own. I saw that I saw.
Those two, I was pissed. So now, yeah, that would happen
before you, before you guys moved.
Yeah. So, but this is still like
caramel bomb. Like it's heavy caramel.
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Well, you know, it's makers doesn't Maker does a really good
job. I think they do as.
Well, it's, it's, it's so approachable.
I mean they have some, some of their, some of their stave
releases, you know, the OHLQ. Some are better than others.
Yeah, but that milkshake was really the only one that I
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wasn't a huge fan of. Like that was the one that
everybody went Gaga over. Right.
And that was the one. I don't think I ever tried that
one. That was the one I was trying to
get a hold of, but I got a bunchof the other ones and I really
liked all of them. You tried?
I have milkshake. Yeah, because I brought it over.
Because you brought it, OK. Because I got the second release
of it and everybody was still going like ape shit over the
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second release. And I was just like, and people
were comparing the first to the second.
They're like, it's, it's pretty close.
Like it's, I'm like, why? I don't understand why people
were going. It was good, but it wasn't, it
wasn't the the $300 or $400.00 secondary price tag that it was
going for at the time. No, I was.
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Just like, no, it's not it. It's, it's just, it's just
whatever. A $70 whiskey, that's what it
is. Yeah.
But I mean, I think it's just one of the any of the any of the
makers, makers, makers 46 one O 1, it's just solid.
Yeah, I I agree. I don't I'm not a big fan of
their cast strength like their their run-of-the-mill like just
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makers like I like their 46 series or their.
Their 46 series. Their 46 cast strength, the one
O 1 is good. I've got a bottle of I think
I've got a bottle of just the makers cast strength and I don't
really that one I don't really like or they're they're you
(45:32):
know, or or there are other stuff that they have.
That's just the the big square bottle.
Not a big fan of that stuff. Even as mixer.
Mixer's fine. Yeah, mixer's fine.
But just just to drink it straight, you know, either on
the rocks or neat. It's just not.
It's not my cup of tea, but I prefer I but I prefer I think
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the the 46 has a better flavor to it.
But this, the wood finish seriesis good.
I'm, I think in the next couple weeks I may make a trip down to
Kentucky. I may just make a a day trip, go
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down and just see what's what, hang out on Whiskey Row and
maybe pick up some stuff and then come back.
It's not terrible drive. No, it's only three hours.
I've forced Jimmy and Brandon togo with me.
Like, find somebody else to run the gym for the day.
Let's go. You don't need to be there.
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Stop your bitching. You'll be fine.
It'll be fine. Todd can run it.
You got Todd, you got Alex, you got Chrissy.
You can. You got people.
There's plenty of people. Plenty of people that can run
the gym, let's go make them go with me and take them down
there. But fuck yeah, that's it, That's
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all I got. It's just been.
Yeah, I mean, there's, there's really not much going on here.
Like we're just settling, you know, we're just getting used to
our new environment. I mean, we've been here for
what, 10 days, 11 days? So, you know, and it's been
weird because, you know, I'm working.
Yeah. Yesterday was, yeah, yesterday
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was weird, weirdly hard. Like yesterday we missed people
and it was just kind of a like I, I told Melissa I was like, it
was just melancholy. Like it was just, yeah, there
was yeah. That's what yeah.
Melissa nailed it. It's like we missed the
familiarity of of things of likebeing able to like, I know I can
(47:40):
go here to get this thing and I know, I know my environment and
if I want something, I know exactly where to get it.
And here we're still figuring all that shit out if.
I'm lonely, I. Can go see my mom call my kids,
right? Yeah.
Yeah, we don't. Yeah, we, yeah.
We don't have, we don't have people yet.
We. Don't have weekend people.
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There, you'll get there. I mean, you'll get there, but
fuck them kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're looking forward to, yeah, to having the days off, people
and the weekend people and yeah,like, yeah, right.
Or having people come over, Yeah.
And I think it'll be easier oncewe have the house.
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Oh yeah, absolutely. Yeah.
Like, we're not, we're not in a position to have people over now
because, like, two people would make this place crowded.
Yeah. Well, it's, it's, I mean, if, if
it, if it's like you said, it's,it's an apartment.
It's like a yeah, it's like a nine. 100 square foot apartment
it's. An apartment with a backyard.
Yeah, it's an apartment with a backyard.
Yeah, I mean it's and the the owner is making his money off
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of, you know the business expenses and.
Yep. So I mean, we're, we're looking
forward to getting more established, you know?
Yeah. And that and that takes a little
time, so. You guys are doing fine.
I hey, you know, what you could do is just go meet some of the
people that are over at your, your new community and, you
(49:09):
know, put on your white button UPS, your black tie and knock on
their doors. Hi my.
Name is, do you know about our Lord?
My name is Mike. Do you know about our Lord?
And that the holy triumphant of Elijah Craig I was.
Wondering if you had time to talk about our Lord and Savior
Elijah Craig? We're building the house right
here. Yeah, can Ioffer, Can Ioffer you
(49:32):
4 roses? No, no, not flowers. 4 roses the
whiskey. Yeah.
So. Where'd you come from?
I came from the middle W. You mean the Midwest?
I understand. No, I came from the Middle West.
The middle W it's it's beyond the Midwest.
(49:53):
Yeah, it's it's far more exciting there.
Yes, there's less ranch. God, fucking ranch dressing.
I've decided that I'm going to, you know, Speaking of that, I've
I've been pretty, pretty hardcore adamant about like fuck
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ketchup, fuck ranch, like that shit.
I'm kind of changing my tune on some of it.
I'm not putting ranch on everything but a it.
Has its place. It has its place.
So a BBQ ranch or a Frank's Red Hot Ranch mix or all three with
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wings is fucking stellar. I've still prefer blue cheese.
Yeah, I was about to say I stillI agree.
I prefer blue cheese if it's good Blue cheese.
Ranch is not the worst thing in the world, right?
But I'm not going to. I'm not going to shit on you for
it. Yeah, I can't do right.
I just, it can't be plain old ranch, though.
It has to be. I have to put Frank's in it or I
(50:58):
have to put BBQ sauce and make alike a little concoction out of
it. Yeah, I was about to say they
have a couple like flavored. There's like a Sriracha ranch
that's decent. Yeah, and I've seen Sriracha,
like Heinz is doing Sriracha ketchup and they're doing Mayo
ketchup and they're they they'redoing all this mixture.
Like I don't want any of that. Ketchup wise.
I think ketchup is still a condiment or an ingredient.
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It's still an ingredient for most things.
But what was it that I had? I had something, I'm like, you
know what? Instead it was French fries.
My mid blanket on fucking Frenchfries.
Typically I use BBQ sauce for French fries.
I'm like, I'll try. I'll, I'll, I'll jump back to
(51:41):
some ketchup. I was like, you know what?
This is good. Yeah, this is this is it's
ketchup. It's good.
Yeah, it's, it has its place, absolutely.
Still not putting that shit on ahot dog.
I'm still not putting that shit on a hamburger.
Fries only and in meatloaf. Yeah, absolutely.
(52:02):
In meatloaf 100%. In, in and on top of meatloaf
when you bake it, we're smooth. That's.
My recipe? Yep, that's how I.
Do it, but it's. A my my mom makes a brisket that
she puts ketchup over the top ofit and like raw onions and like
just slow cooks that thing for like ever see and like it falls
(52:27):
apart. And it is, I mean like basically
the main ingredient of BBQ sauceis ketchup.
Is ketchup. Yeah, it's tomatoes.
So and and it is still one of myfavorite briskets ever.
It's not smoked. It's not anything else, but it
just read it. It is so, like, homey to me.
Yeah. Like that's a toast to home.
(52:49):
I've got brisket coming, I've got the bought half a cow.
Oh, did you? Yeah.
Liz wasn't real thrilled about it in the beginning.
Well, so I bought half a cow. It cost us $1500 for the half a
cow. How?
Much 16. 15 OK, we'll just call it 16.
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It was like 1570, so we'll just call it 1600 for half a cow, 380
lbs hang weight, and then probably $375 for butchering.
OK, so and I've already talked to the butcher.
We've already gone through my cut list.
She I said I I haven't done thisbefore.
Like what do you recommend? And then I, I have instructions
(53:35):
for you and you tell me if it's right or wrong.
I said the goal is to get as much whole meat as possible
before we start grinding stuff into burger.
And she goes, OK, so I went through like this whole list of
shit and she goes, well, this isthat this hold on, I don't know
about this. Let me go get, you know, whoever
(53:56):
the butcher and he'll you know, he can answer this question.
So I got like brisket coming steaks, roast rib eyes, fucking
everything. And then?
Then some burger. Then some burger and liver in 1
LB packages. So I'm, I'm getting an entire
(54:19):
cattle liver packaged in, in 1 LB increments and Liz is like,
no one's going to eat that. I'm like, I will, I'm going to
fucking eat the shit out of that.
Matter of fact, I said when I get it, I said I'm going to cut
the I should have, I should havehad them do it in quarter pound
instead, but whatever. So they're going to, they're
(54:45):
going to deliver 1 LB incrementsof beef liver and I'm going to
be out there smoking that shit at fucking 4 in the morning.
What were you saying, babe? I'm.
Going to keep a count of how many times he says in one
episode Liz wasn't too happy about that.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Every time I say you can drink,
we'll do a whole episode about it because the the episode we
(55:07):
yeah, it already released when we got into Liz's stash of
whiskey. Liz isn't going to like this.
She come down, Mel. She come down and she's like,
what the fuck are you doing? I'm like, Oh yeah, we're
drinking your whiskey. She's like, this is bullshit.
I'm like, well, you know, Mike'snot going to be here anymore.
(55:30):
So we had to, we had to get intoyour shit.
Yeah. We had.
Yeah, we had. It was his idea.
It was, yeah, it was all MM said.
What's this stuff on the top shelf?
I'm like, that's Liz's. Feels like, well, I'm leaving,
she can't get too angry at me. So but yeah, she wasn't she'd
she was like after we recorded you guys left.
She goes, I cannot believe you fucking drank my whiskey.
(55:51):
And I'm like, well, you're not drinking it.
She's like, not today. I'm like. 3 bottles.
I'm like, well, you know, you got your Well, no, she has.
Yeah, she's got 3 bottles up there.
We forgot to get another bottle of wine before we left and.
Of what? The angels, that being in the
Caribbean cast. Yeah, but they have it here.
(56:12):
We. Couldn't find it, the last.
Time. Yeah, we just have to find a a
better liquor store. It's it should be readily
available everywhere. I don't have the I got my iPad
here, but I don't have the OHLQ now has an iPhone app, an iOS
app. I'm sure it works awesome.
(56:33):
I don't even know why I'm looking up OHLQ shit this to
like, yeah, you're not even in Utah, so or you're not even in
Ohio. Why am I looking at OHOQ?
Does Utah have like a an equivalent to OHOQ?
Yeah, they do. It was.
It's dabs dabs. I've seen I've got ABS ABS dot
(57:04):
utah.gov slash. It is Department of Alcohol
Beverage Services. But is it?
Is it searchable like OHLQ is? Yeah, it is.
Because I've seen some that are just shit.
Like some of the liquor control websites are fucking garbage.
(57:27):
Finished dry. Why I'm I must be an idiot?
Oh they have a UT dabs app on the on the Google Play store.
Oh, I didn't have. I haven't seen that yet.
(57:47):
And they have, oh, they have a UT Dabs app on the Apple Play
Store too. Awesome.
State of Utah Department of Technology and something else.
Why do Why do I have to sign in with my?
I don't even know what my password is for fucking my Apple
account. Utah, an official website.
(58:13):
Fuck it, I'm I'm not. I don't know my password because
it's through a password manager and the password manager wasn't
coming up. I don't know a lot of my
passwords anyway, yeah. I run into that same problem.
Angels going to be rye tequila cask.
(58:35):
Yeah, no, I I wouldn't. I would, I would not in any way
shape or form like that. Just sounds not good.
It sounds nefarious. Like tequila doesn't you?
You shouldn't be finishing anything in a tequila cask like
the. The Draper store should have it.
(58:57):
Oh nice. 9 bottles. There you go.
Hopefully their shit's up to date unlike Ohio.
Yeah, that'll be interesting. Yeah.
Because Ohio's fucking garbage when it comes to their shit.
No, there's a is it, I think it's called Cooper Thief.
It's a whiskey air. It's a it's a wine company.
(59:20):
And they do. Cooper, Thief.
Red. Yeah, Cooper Thief Red.
It's stored in barrels and then they have Cooper thief white
that is stored in tequila barrels.
It is fucking gross. I'm like.
Good to know. Like, I'll try this, it'll be
(59:42):
good. Like no, no, it was so fucking
bad. It was so bad.
No middle W here. Yeah.
But we can, you can. We can get that to you.
Like that No 2 bitch. Probably because two bitches in
the name. But you can, I bet.
(01:00:04):
I wonder. If no, I wonder if they'll
deliver to Utah. Now Utah.
Utah is pretty shitty about delivery.
Not going to not going to put itout on the show, but I think we
can get it delivered to Utah. Yeah, no, no guy.
I think I think we can get it delivered to Utah.
(01:00:26):
Or else we have a mule that'll come from Oregon.
Yeah, let's see Bardstown, you can.
Get Bardstown. That's good.
Bardstown bottled and bombed. I don't know, 0 entries.
(01:00:48):
Let's just try Bardstown. So that's interesting.
Angel Envy Rye does not show up on OHO QS website anymore.
Really. I'm I'm I'm looking right now
I'm I'm I'm going to go back to the search function search Angel
(01:01:10):
envy rye. There's single barrel release
minor cask rye hand selected like those are these are all
articles. It's not even like they're not
even showing the alcohol. That's crazy.
Me just hit that and see what? No, see, that's not what give me
(01:01:30):
bourbon. I don't want bourbon.
Give me back. Back to whiskey's.
Yeah, like there's not showing Angel Envy ride at all on OHOQ.
Hold on, Bourbon, Bourbon rye pack that's $80.
(01:01:54):
How you going to fucking? Is that 2300?
Yeah, they're 2/3. 100 yeah it'syeah the the 2 packs just two
of. It's two small bottles.
Yeah. They don't have Angel Envy rye
on on OHLQ anymore. Well, fuck.
Me. So I guess it doesn't matter
that we got it, we couldn't get it.
(01:02:15):
I'm I'm, I'm looking again. I like, I keep typing like the
definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over
again, expecting a different result, and I'm not getting a
different result. Just try a different spelling.
(01:02:36):
Yeah, it's not there. Oh hold on, there's, there's a
rye extra, Aneo finished. Yeah, that's the tequila.
That's yeah, that's 250 fucking dollars and ain't got no God
damn way I would pay that Yeah the the tropical finished rye,
the the rum finished rye is not available in Ohio anymore are.
You serious? Yeah, that's crazy.
(01:02:58):
You can. I mean, you can check it
yourself, but it's not. There I can get it.
Here, but you can get it there. Yeah.
That's interesting. All right, all right, let's wrap
this shit up. For sure.
Check us out on Facebook, Instagram and YouTube, whatever.
(01:03:20):
Yeah, so for Mike, I'm Marco. Where?
Else.
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