#447 Maker’s, Elijah & a Digital Mike

Martelle and Randy crack open the latest Bourbon Hunters barrel picks—this round featuring a Maker’s Mark and an Elijah Craig. Mike joins the fun via FaceTime, doing his best to match pours from afar with bottles close to what the guys are sipping on.📅 Recorded on 08/17/25

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Episode Transcript

(00:00):
Recording test. Testes.
I can give Mike some more volumes.
Check, check check check check check check I.
Can give you some more volumes too.

(00:21):
Check, check, check. Check.
Test, test, test. Hello, hello, hello.
Yeah, I think you're good. I feel like everything is turned
up like exponentially more than normal.
Yeah, you got, you got way louder there when you got your
mic closer. I know I mean.
Obviously. But like even you're usually a
whole number be below me. Like if I'm set at six, you're

(00:44):
like 5-4 and 1/2. Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Welcome to the Buckhorn podcast.I'm Martel, and with me always

(01:06):
is Mike and Randy in the void. Mike's in fucking Utah.
If you know that storks bring babies and swallows don't,
you've come to the right podcast.
That's I like that one. That was a good one.
That was a good one. That was a really good one.
I made sure to write that one down this week.
When I it it popped up. I forget where I even thought of

(01:28):
it from. Yeah.
I like that one. Yeah, we're in the void, and
Mike is still a missing hole in our hearts.
He's a floater. He's he's a soaker.
He's our little soaker. That was his.
That was his breakfast code word.
Today I'm having breakfast with Melissa.
It's code for soaking or dirty. So it is.

(01:51):
No, it was a code for beef beriahash and chili, reignos,
Benedict and cannoli doughnuts. I didn't even know Mormons got
down like that. That sounds really good.
Right. I had a pop tart for breakfast.
I had three doughnuts. Yeah, we're about the same

(02:12):
length. Then we're right there the
what's in the pantry level. Yeah, it was, but I got 400 lbs
meat in my freezer. Oh, that's nice.
So got that going for me. You got a lot of meat on you,
boy. Fuck.
Yeah, dude. Anyway, so Mike, I apologize,
you're missing out. We're doing I got the makers.

(02:37):
Well the the Bourbon Hunters Maker's Mark bottle pick that
they or barrel pick they did called vanilla espresso.
Espresso. Espresso.
Because Tyler can't say espresso.
Oh, really? He says espresso, so it's the.
Extra tracks. So and then we've also got I've

(02:59):
got a bottle of Elijah Craig barrel proof, but then I also
have the Bourbon hunters Elijah Craig private barrel, which is
also the a barrel proof that we're going to do a head to head
on it. Says Code Brown on the back.
It does say Code Brown, which isalso a Tyler thing.

(03:20):
That's there's a story that Tyler's told on their their show
several times, and it Harkins back to Caddyshack.
Oh yeah, yeah. They have to drain the pool.
Well, they. Got a code band?
Yeah, Tyler son Carter shit in the pool during swim lessons

(03:40):
like floating turd and all. And so that's why this one's
called Code Brown. So we're going to, we're going
to put these two head to head, but we're going to start off
with this, this Maker's Mark that I'm pretty excited for just
in general because it's makers and I really like makers, right.
But this is supposed to be. You seem excited.

(04:02):
I know. You seem like you're in a real
pissy mood today. I got to be honest, I'm not.
I'm sitting here like I drove all the way out here for this.
Yes. OK, fair enough.
Yeah, you did, yes. Yes.
No, I'm not in a pissy mood. I just been busy.
I got shit going. Like I've got so many fucking
photos to edit still. Like I'm still working on a

(04:23):
wedding from 2 1/2 weeks ago. I just did a senior shot.
I've got merchandise, photos to do for the tattoo studio, 3
videos to do for the tattoo studio and the messing golf
outing. I'm saying you just had Quinn's
thing come up. Yeah, so and then I've got
Friday is the first football game, so.
So this will be a 15 minute show.

(04:44):
Hope everybody has. Fun.
I've got the football game Friday and I'm doing another
charity CrossFit event in on Saturday.
Jeez, yeah. Well you got I haven't played it
in like 3 weeks. I just got it today.
Your kiss your life goodbye. You didn't see about while you

(05:07):
were staring at bottles, I saw Mike's controller.
Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, it was it, It just
finished loading. It took 3 hours to load.
And update. Yeah.
Oh, that's. A good bottle pop.
That's it's going to be a great bottle.
All right. I'm, I'm, I'm in a better mood
now that's. What it took?

(05:29):
So I got before I left, one of my crew members gave me this.
Oh, baby Jane from Widow Jane. Yeah, Yep.
Nice, have you had it yet? Nope.
Yeah, listen to this. I'll bottle pop it.

(05:51):
That's like a rain stick for an alcoholic instead of soothing.
That just sounds like bubble guts, like my stomach has
absolutely made my stomach has absolutely made those noises.

(06:13):
Oh yeah, within the past week. Oh, we're.
Past the go to. Look, God that was such a good
sound. I love that both.
The bottle popping and the glug glug.
I could sit and just play that over and over.
All right, Mike's turn. Oh.
You got a enough. We didn't.

(06:41):
Get there. No, it's, it's it, it doesn't.
It doesn't have a long enough neck.
It sounds like what happens after that sound that my bottle
made when you're sitting on the toilet.
Martel's with the lead up. Yours was once you get to the
toilet. Oh my God.
Martel says get there, yours says I'm there.
Yeah, freckle in the bowl. Smells so good.

(07:02):
God damn it is so heavy on vanilla.
Mike, I wish you were here for the.
I wish you were here. Yeah, this is all right.
We're not drinking anymore. Like, that's it.
That's all. You fucking get the rest of this
bottle of mine. OK, the whole bottle is yours.
Yes I know I bought it. I may have to see if dude has
any more than just buy another one.

(07:24):
Jesus, fucking just heavy heavy vanilla and espresso.
Espresso espresso, notes on it and a little like caramel Y.
Yeah. It's like a.
It's like what a man would get it.
It's like a man's Starbucks drink.

(07:46):
Yeah, it's like the Cafe Frappe Caramel Chino.
Sandalwood and black pepper. Except none of those things are
here. Not that at all.
All. Right.
I already gave a little. I know you already went in.
I'm I'm still, I'm still living on this nose.

(08:06):
It's one of the better noses we've had.
This is probably one of the. Can you smell it?
Smell a vision. I'll hold it up to my mic.
Try now. We need, we need smell a vision.
I thought they were supposed to have that by now.
They were all right. Going in.

(08:35):
Hot damn right I took a huge assfucking gulp too.
I wanted to go to say anything to you, go to drink of it and
then I was going to ask you the proof.
I should have, I should have nottaken as big of a drink as I
did. It's it's got some kick.
But hold on. Go for more round two thing.

(08:59):
Oh, that's so good. That's a lot of that's a lot of
vanilla and chocolate covered espresso beans.
Yeah, the second sip is warmer. It's kind of you get more of the
flavor. Yeah, that is I'm, I'm glad that
I'm I'm buying their bottle picks right now.

(09:21):
As you know, if they do have anyleftover, I will pay you to buy
it and also ship it. Reach out to dude.
Just send him a message. Sure, because he has.
I don't know if he has any or not, but yeah.
But he'll ship it to you or he'll get it.
He'll get it to you. Oh, you asshole.
Yeah, what did I do? Oh, I sent you the pictures.

(09:43):
I can't see that. I'm blind.
I can't. You're on a, you're on an
Android phone. I can't see it.
Get better. Eyes Android blind.
Get off your knees and stop sucking Steve Jobs junk and you
can see it. It's not Steve Jobs, it's Tim
Apple now. Whatever.
Potato. Potato.
Speaking of, I'm going to I haveto my laptop is struggling with

(10:06):
the latest updates in light roomto fucking do any type of
processing. I'm going to have to buy a new
fucking computer. So I'm probably going to go back
to buying a Mac just solely for editing photo and video.
But that's like 12 to $2000 I don't want to spend. 12,000
dollars 1212 to 2012 thousand to$2000.12. 12,000 to $2000 and no

(10:32):
literally it could be 2000 to 10,000 or $12,000 depending on
like I. Built you one out today.
I build out a Mac, a Mac Pro Studio.
It was like $15,000. Like I just, I just hit it with
everything like top of the line everything.
I'm like fuck. That do what I can do.
Yeah, let's let's see how much damage I can do to a pocketbook.

(10:55):
So much damage and. I'm like, oh, that'll.
Be a no, I do shit like that twoyears ago.
You'll be like well. Two years, six months after I
get the before it even gets to my doorstep, it'll be outdated.
Didn't didn't you used to do that with like Dell shit but
like if I get these features on my Dell.
Not it wasn't Dell, it was. Asus.

(11:15):
No. Who was the company that
gateway? The gateway too.
Yep, Gateway was another one. Yeah, the cows computers, we go
to a Gateway store and just fuckaround because they had them in.
They had one in Robinson Township.
All right, so this is Maker's Park Private Select.
It is the Bourbon Hunters barrelpick.
It is vanilla espresso. It is a stave profile of three

(11:38):
baked American pure staves, 2 seared French Cuvee staves, one
Maker's Mark, 46 Dave, 4 French roast median staves, and 0
French spice staves. It clocks in at 56% or 112
proof. Solid.
It is a solid. It's a good drink.

(12:00):
Solid, solid. Mike vanished.
Purchase I would say. And I what were the staves
again? Three American baked American
pure, two OK, Two seared French cuvee OK, one Maker's Mark 46.
OK. 4 French medians. And a Partridge in a pear tree.

(12:26):
Mike's trying to find some clothes. 321.
Yeah, no. So Grandma's kitchen is kind of
close. What's that one?
Grandma's Kitchen? It's three baked American pure,
two seared French Souvet, 3 Makers Mark 46, two toasted
French spice. That's yeah, it's probably about
as close as you're going to get.Yeah, it's, it's, it's close in
that it has the same staves. Yeah, just not the same numbers.

(12:47):
Just not in the same amount, Yeah.
What's the? Proof on that?
This is 112 this. Is 111.
So yeah, it's super here. I mean, that one's super close.
But this is very like you said, I'm definitely getting the
vanilla in the chocolate coveredcoffee beans.
Espresso beans. Yeah, espresso beans.

(13:09):
Dude, this baby Jane is so light.
Is it? What's the proof on it?
It looks light. It it's 45.5.
It might be the color of your walls behind it, but it looks
light. Yeah, I mean, it's, it's light.
You're bright neon. Well, even, I mean, even the
makers, even that makers is light.

(13:29):
But makers, just like anything else, there's no there, there's
no Angel share with makers when they do products like this one
because they refill a barrel after they blend everything and
then they throw the the staves in for six months.
So you're getting a full barrel.So if a full barrel yields,

(13:50):
yields 200 and I don't know, we'll just say 290 bottles
you're getting. 290 bottles versus.
Something that's aged longer. Versus something that, yeah,
just sat in the barrel, you pickthe barrel and then they come
back and go, OK, well, we've lost, you know, 10% of that
barrel. So now you're only getting. 240
or. Whatever.
So that's that's one of the the upsides on on makers is you're

(14:13):
getting a full barrel, which is nice.
This is delicious. But this, yeah, this is this is
really, really. Funny.
So my version, so my version is also pretty light, yeah.
Yeah, it looks about the same. About the yeah, it's about the
same. And I know I think what I'm
going to get is not get, I don'tget the coffee notes that you

(14:34):
guys are getting. See, and I wonder if that's the
four French roasts in the one makers.
That's what I was thinking versus because he only had two
of the French roasts. Yeah, says the four.
Yeah. So I wonder if that's that's
part of that. But I mean, I can't, I know I
mentioned, I've mentioned it before and Ray's like promoting
their show. No get on their barrel program.

(14:56):
Oh no, I. Don't.
I know, I know, I know. You're just giving me shit.
Giving them shit. But giving them shit?
Get on, get on the Bourbon Hunter's barrel program like
they're. They do good stuff.
Their Patreon program, like the dude nice pallet align for the
most part like there hasn't. The only thing I think I've had
all their barrel picks. The only one I'm not getting is

(15:17):
the Angel envy because I don't like Angel envy.
Yeah, I don't like port finished.
They had an Angel's Envy barrel pick.
Yes, that, but it's it's port. It's the port finished OK.
It's the same thing because Angel Envy doesn't do a bourbon.
They don't do just a, you know. A straight up.
Bourbon. I like their vari but at this
point I've had so many other rice that are half the price and

(15:38):
10 times better. You got the.
OHOQ on your phone? Melissa is one of Melissa.
'S favorites. Go ahead and check and see if
it's available anymore. Oh, is it totally gone?
Yeah, it's. I mean, it's been hard to find
anyway. Like the yeah, Mike and I were
talking about it last. Week.
The Angel Envy Rye is no longer on the OHOQ website.
You can't purchase it. Well it it's not on the site so

(16:00):
I assume it's not in the stores anymore.
But it's I mean, that would makesense.
They've delisted it. I just spelled it Angel Envy.
God damn there's. Only one result under Angel
Envy, and it's a single barrel exclusive release.
Yeah. Did you say you got you got an
Angel handy? What did you say?
Yeah, he's got an Angel handy. Yeah, that's you know what?

(16:23):
Fuck, it was. It was ethereal.
You know what? I'm going to be super nice
today. Oh, I appreciate that, because
this is. That's fine.
I'm grateful for what I get. Beggars can't be choosers.
Don't fucking ask for any. So it has so on that there's a
because you know, club picks andstickers are all the rage on the

(16:47):
back. It shows some fucking hippie
dippie fucking hipster asshole. And it says the Bourbon Hunters
podcast presents vanilla espresso.
And he's sitting there in a Plaid shirt with holding a
coffee cup in a Rick house. And he's bearded.
It's really just do to feed hair.

(17:07):
Probably. There's there's that.
There you go, Mike. Yep.
Quit. Quit looking at your TV.
Football's not on right now, no.But I'm not watching looking at
my TV. My TV's over there are.
You flying in for the BDFL draft?
Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what I'm going to do.

(17:29):
Is that date set yet? Yeah, 29th.
OK. Like out of out of the bunch of
leagues that I'm in, there's only a couple that I'm that have
set dates yet. Really.
Two weeks before the season. Yes.
Yeah, it'll be. You'll get your online link too,
probably in the next couple days.

(17:50):
I'll send out a mass text again.All right, moving on though,
because not everybody cares about fantasy football.
You can talk with fantasy football.
I'm enjoying this. It's so good I.
Can this Maker's Mark? This and it it smells good, it
tastes good, it feels good. This is the quintessential.
I want to candle all of that. Yeah, I didn't know what I was

(18:10):
trying not to say it, but I really, really do have this one.
This one is. I want my house to smell like
this. Yes, not cat shit and and vomit.
As my house. Normally does, even though we
like, I know I've only been herefor a couple, you know, like 2
1/2 weeks. But what has happened in your
life? Oh, not my house, not my house.

(18:31):
Oh, OK, my house. Randy's house where we don't
have any pets and that's allergic to cats.
Yeah, but but. For some reason, the vomit.
You're right, it's it's cat pissand Beth vomit.
How is Beth doing? She, she's better.
She's better, man. She's getting around.
She. God bless her.

(18:51):
Look at Randy every day. Well, physically better.
Not emotionally or mentally or. No, you know all things in small
steps. Yeah, yeah, we've got some.
Got some healing to do yet. But she went to church today and
worked the children's service. So the whole falling the week
after your surgery was not good.I guess that stopped tripping

(19:14):
her. I wish it was me it would have
been funny at least. We're all dead asleep and all
sudden we share boom and I hear the boys even yell because she
felt our bathrooms between our room and the boys room.
So I woke all of us up at the same time.
So I'm like Roly pulling out of bed but I know she's she's doing

(19:34):
pretty well. When I left, she was getting
ready to take a nap, so I'm. Good, she's a nap.
She's relaxing, chilling, just recovering.
She got off the pain meds. The pain meds were making her
real sick, and then she got off those and kind of had
withdrawal. But no, she's all right.
She'll be good. I need pain.
No one needs pain meds. She's so I I tried to get her to

(19:55):
sell them. I have I still have bottles
upstairs to sell. She had some perks.
I'm like, forget your pain, let's make some money.
I got Vicodins, I got Percocets,I got Oxycontins, I got
Gabapentins. There you go.
A treasure trove of a house payment in pills.
Dude saying. But yeah, no, she's good, man.

(20:17):
Good. You know what else is good?
This fucking glass. That was about to say that
makers. Not no.
You Who's the? Gross.
That's from a movie. I don't care.
You who's good? You who is not?
You know what else is good? Rum.
You guys ever tried rum? Rumble still skin.
Rumble still skin. Yep.

(20:39):
Rumble still skin. Rumble, not Rumble Mix no.
I bought another Lego set. I did notice when it came down.
I bought sound wave, Sound wave transformer.
Dude, there is so. That's a robot in disguise.
It is. But there's been a couple things

(21:01):
that we've like, hey, we packed this and now we regret it.
And one of them was some of our like Brewmate and Yeti bottles.
So we only kept one each and we regretted that.
So we were like, hey, we need toget new ones.
So we went to this place called Shells.
That's CHEELS, dude. That is like Shangri-La for
anything you want. Like it's just for like sporting

(21:26):
goods. It's got fishing equipment, it's
got hunting equipment. It's got like all the gear you
could ever need. It's got to say Congrats.
You moved and got a Dicks. No, no.
It's like Dicks because it's Utah.
It's got like REI. It's like REI but like 2
stories. They have a Lego section.

(21:47):
So it's Bass Pro Shops. Kinda.
But Mormon? Yeah, yeah.
They have like a HomeGoods spot.Like if you want like a picture
of like some deer, like artwork.Like we, we walked in there and
we both were like, well, we could spend an awful lot of

(22:11):
money in this fucking place. Right, that's the problem.
Yeah. Just I just realized that I just
want to put that so it might kind of see just the top of the
bottle. Just the tip.
I keep forgetting that that camera is not this one here.
Yeah, there. I'll try and match it.
There we go. And it none of it looks the same

(22:33):
on the. None of it's going to.
Fuck the. Same.
Hi listeners, you're here too. It's not just such weekly
calling our buddy in Utah. You mean you mean Derek, Jason
and MO? Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, we'll take it. Hey, how's MO?
I haven't talked to him in a while.
He was actually in Columbus thisweekend for Oh Really USA
Weightlifting, and he might be back next week for the CrossFit.

(22:55):
I wish he didn't block me. The CrossFit Teens and Masters
Games are this weekend or next weekend or previous weekend.
I don't know when this is going out.
I'm about to text him like MO unblock me.
He doesn't know how, but yeah, Italked to him.
I actually I just got, I just got a promotion.

(23:16):
Did you get a promotion? I did after our talk.
Almost the last week. 2 weeks ago.
No, not there. I'm I'm now the CMO of USA
Functional Fitness. Chief motherfucker operator.
I am. I'm the chief media officer.
Like he's the chief motherfucker.
Oh, operator, yeah. I should, I should, I should put

(23:40):
that I should be chief motherfucking operator.
There you go. That's a good title.
I'm I'm now the the chief media officer for USA Functional
Fitness which. Nice.
Doesn't mean shit, but it's a nonprofit that I work for and it

(24:01):
makes me sound like it's super important.
It looks good. That's great.
Yeah. Looks real.
Good on the resume. So when I put down that I'm the
director of photography for the Arnold Affiliate gathering at
the Arnold Sports Fest and the CMO of USA Functional Fitness,
people be. Like dude, my LinkedIn doesn't

(24:21):
even mention Trader Joe's. It mentions that I'm like I work
for HR, that I work with HRC. Yeah, mine, I don't think that
mine's updated from the previouscompany to when we changed our
name and I haven't been on LinkedIn in probably 12 years.
I think mine dude. I so I'm this was my first week

(24:42):
at my new location. The new new location the.
New new location. Yeah, and so the captain I'm
working with this week. Oh, captain, My captain.
Yes, in in two weeks we'll be atthe store that I just left and

(25:02):
I'll be getting a new captain. So I was just telling a couple
people that. Is it a mutiny?
In four in in four weeks, I'll have worked in two stores for
with four different captains. For a total of 8 hours.
Yeah, yeah, pretty much, pretty much like I, I, so I met, I met

(25:27):
the captain who is going to be at the store that I'm currently
at. And she was like, she saw my
beer tattoos. And she was like, oh, you're a
beer drinker. What do you like so far here in
town? I was like, well, I really like
Bohemian Brewery. She was like, oh, so you like
loggers? I was like, I do.
I was like, that's my true test of a good brewery.

(25:49):
If they can make a good logger. She was like, great, I want you
to go check out this brewery. I think they make the best IPA
in Utah. I was like, that's your homework
assignment. So I came home and I was like, I
got a homework assignment for mynew captain.
I got to go to a brewery. From my new captain.
That won't be my new captain, but it's currently my new
captain. No, but it.

(26:11):
Would have been funny if she waslike.
Going to be she is going to be my new captain it.
Would have been great. She's like, oh, I see your
tattoos. You like beer.
You'd be like what? It's not beer.
That's. They're.
Like no, those are pine cones. Pine cones and weed Nuggets.
That's a nug. I smoke at the ganja mine.
You could have messed with so many people out there.

(26:32):
Seize the. Opportunities.
I did see my first white shirt soaking party white shirt, like
about to go on a mission trip. Mormon.
Yeah, while I was at shells. Did he throw a stick in his bike
spokes? No, no, he and he was like
literally like 15 years old. Jesus, I just so Prof or yeah,

(26:57):
proof the rapper, he just came out with a new music video and
he's a fucking he's dressed up as a Mormon in it.
Dude, he's great. He's from Minnesota.
Yeah, it's great that's that whole video is great that he did
It's they get drug into a house with two black chicks and they.
Just. Grind all over both like.

(27:18):
They soak. On him.
They're like, no, they don't. They're not soaking.
They're they're they're no. I'm saying they're soaking on
him. Oh yeah, they're, they're
twerking. They're doing they're it's just
like him, like just praying and then they all leave Mormon at
the end. That's how they get you.
It's. All it's all fun and games till

(27:39):
you put a white shirt on. But so did you go do your
homework assignment then? No, not yet.
How are you doing? That not yet, no.
Probably tomorrow. So I had so I had like 3 1/2
weeks off and then I worked 10 out of 11 days and yesterday by
the time I got home I was dragging ass.

(28:02):
Oh, I bet that'll. Happen like I'd like my knees
hurt like everything hurt like Istopped on the way home and
bought like a big ass bag of Epsom salts like dropped half of
it into a tub into a tub and just like soaked for over an
hour he's. Already warm?
Oh yeah, I dropped it into. My tub I I I grabbed 2 beers,

(28:25):
set him on the ledge and just refilled with hot water like
every 15 minutes. See, I'm thinking, I'm thinking
about trying to find another chest freezer.
I say another one. I don't have one in the first
place. Find find a chest freezer and
make a homemade ice. Bath.
Yeah, out of it. There was one that I saw on

(28:48):
Facebook Marketplace. The fucking thing had to have
been. The lid's going to shut on him.
He's going to come out like and see no man.
We're going to throw him under heat lamps, dude.
Bendy nugs. The weasel God.
I guess Brandon Fraser and. That was a good movie.

(29:11):
Pauly Shore. Pauly Shore Canyon.
Oh no, I know. But Brandon Fraser's barely
alive because he's, well, he's not.
Anymore. He's chubby now.
Pauly Shore Canyon Pauly Shore came into the Trader Joe's at
Easton when he played the Funny Bone.
Yeah. Yeah, and he bought a burrito
and asked if he could go into our break room to heat it up.

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I'm really yeah, sure. And we're like, yeah, now, well.
You're losing my grindage bro. Oh.
I would have let him go. I'm like, yeah, whatever.
I don't care that. Would have been like we got a
Slurpee machine. You want to lose the juice?
OK, we're going to get into thisbarrel proof.
So we got Elijah Craig barrel proofs.
Now we're going to put up. I might have some Elijah Craig

(29:58):
here. OK, So what we're going to do
while while Mike's running away.So we've got their C 924.
So this would have been 3rd trimester 2024.
OK. So at 129.
Little spicy. And it's 11 years, no months.

(30:22):
Could be, could be 11 years, 30 days, but no months but no
months. Didn't get that extra, extra
little kick there. So I want to put this up
against. Nope, negative.
You don't have it. With you, larceny and larceny
and Knobs Creek. So when Mark tails pouring, I
know you didn't have many with you in Ohio, but how many

(30:44):
Buffalo Bill fans are in Utah? Because I imagine you're it.
Nope, quite a bit. As a matter of fact.
I was just telling Melissa that there's a Bills Backers bar
about 20 minutes away from us. Are you shit?
That's like when you find like aTennessee Bulls bar in Germany.
It's it's all in a place. You don't understand how the

(31:07):
Bills Mafia rolls like it is. Dude, I'm an Ohio State fan.
Yeah, so you get it. We travel better than anybody.
Don't tell me that. Yeah.
Same same with Bill's fans. Bill's Bill's fans just see
someone fall through the table and they're like, oh, Bill's
fan. Yeah, so when I was moving here,
I was like, all right, there's got to be a Bill's Backers bar

(31:27):
here. Sure enough, there's there's two
within 30 minutes of me, one in Park City, one in one in Mill
Creek, which is about 20 minutesaway.
And so no, no, not if I got a driver. 30 minutes, I mean 30
minutes to a haul though, I'm saying.
No, 30 minutes is a haul, especially because it's through

(31:48):
mountains. The there's not a cowboy gets
like a straight shot. They're not.
A Cowboys bar within 50 states of me, there's not a cowboy.
Bar in Dallas, TX so all right so here we've got in your.
DRAM Glen Karen Oh Glen Karen that.
Isn't you've got a It is just your run of the Meg.

(32:10):
C924 Run of the Meg. I was going to let it go, OK.
Run-of-the-mill C 924. It's, you know, whatever they
release, it's 129 proof. Anybody can get.
It so anybody can yeah anybody can find this one it'll you know
while not it won't be this one it'll be the a 925 now or.

(32:32):
A. 920 or B. 925 but the barrel proof.
So we're going to put this up against dude's pick, which is
also a barrel proof. Single barrel.
And it's a single no. It's right under Craig Single
Barrel. Oh, it is OK, yeah, just a
single barrel, but it's a it's also a barrel proof at 127.3 and

(32:55):
this one is called Brown Code. Code Brown.
Code Brown. It's the Brown Note.
It's. The Brown.
Bar. So brown note.
So I don't know what to expect because I don't remember what
the tasting notes were on the C 924.

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I just bought it because it was available to me well.
It's It's hard to go wrong with Elijah Craig.
Oh no, you. Especially for the price and
availability. My my neighbor So the other
night and the other night being a couple weeks ago, it was just
a random Wednesday. I was walking through the
neighborhood drinking whiskey like I do and.

(33:37):
Fitness is your passion. Yeah, but I also like whiskey
and I go on. I go.
I call them whiskey walks. Like I grab a glass and I will
pour whiskey over rock and. You're like Kevin Nealon.
Instead of hiking with celebrities, you hike with
whiskey. Yeah.
And I just would. I'll walk around the the
neighborhood with a glass. Just log that maybe?
Make a YouTube channel I'd watch.

(33:58):
I put it on put it on our Instagram.
There you go. I the so every Friday we have
made a kind of a compact that wego out and check our house.
And so this Friday we got out and they, so the like 3/4 of the

(34:22):
house is going to be stucco. And so we went out and they had
all the chicken wire up and theyhad all the drywall moved in.
And so we're excited because we,we figured once the drywall gets
put in, we're legit going to like picnic in our empty house.
I. Would be doing it now that's

(34:43):
like. Pitch a tit in that house.
Man, I know when I know. When we built the other house,
Liz and I were we'd go down there and just just eat a
sandwich, like while we're standing around.
Yeah, like we, we go in, walk around like next time I'm
bringing a Sharpie so we can sign the drywall.

(35:03):
Sign the other side of the drywall.
The drywall. So that it's.
No, the inside. So whenever someone has to do
like if someone does any renovation.
Oh yeah, there's like high skeletons in the.
Wall. Oh no, no, like if.
If anything what I'm going to dois put like a like a weird like
baby doll behind the dry way. Dude, stash a bottle of whiskey,

(35:24):
like good just to buy some random cheap whiskey and put it
in there 'cause like 100 years from now, somebody, you're going
to make somebody's day if they find that 100 years from now.
I'm like a $50.00 bill. It will be, it'll be no, it'll
be a Mormon that finds me like, oh, this is gross.
Who would do this? Why was your Mormon gay?
Because. You.
Are anyway. All right, the devil, devil done

(35:50):
lived here. I did.
I did find out. So we had the the Carol
Community Festival the other night last weekend, so couple
weekends ago, and the people that bought my house, the old
house were there hanging out with my old neighbors that we
liked. Like the I was about to say

(36:10):
which neighbor. With the neighbor we liked and
so she had said that they so twothings like there there's
there's developments the. House is still for sale.
Well, they're supposed to close on it tomorrow.
Are they 'cause I drove by todayI was like, suck us.
Yeah, so the house is the house is supposedly closing tomorrow,
so there's been. Developments which house.

(36:33):
The the dickhead John. OK.
That's what I just call him now.It's just dickhead John.
It's like. That works.
And everybody knows you don't mess with Dick and John.
There you go. Well.
Dick, John. I did.
I messed with him. You know how sad I was when I
went by that day after traversing like fjording rivers

(36:54):
and I went by and his lawn had no water on it?
I know I was so. I went to go by and see it just
totally flooded and everything and I went by and was like.
They didn't get all the. Rain I got.
Damn it, completely missed. Outside of just three, yeah, it
went just over them. But so sad.
So the, the people that bought are my old house.

(37:15):
The neighbor was up there. She was getting a tour of the
house. And like, they turned our office
into a crafting room. Whatever.
They Harley's room is a is a is a is a, is a just a bedroom.
But then April walks into Lexi'sold room.
She goes, I swear this room was bigger.
And she's, Oh yeah. She goes, we move the wall 2
feet to make the closet bigger. Do you remember the closet in my

(37:37):
old house? I know I showed it to.
You which closet? The one in the master bedroom?
Yeah, How big it was? Yeah, the walk in like this is
as big as this fucking nook backhere.
Behind So they took Lexie's walland made a move it 2.
Foot more and made the room thatthis closet. 2 foot bigger,
Yeah, because that would only been closet space behind her
bedroom there. Yeah.
So they just have a they don't have a walk in.

(37:59):
They have another bedroom in their bedroom.
There was another room. Fucking.
Anyway, it was another fucking room.
It is a bit closet. I have been in your closet.
So glad I got out of. Here, I'm not.
I'm not going to lie, that's kind of how our our bed, our new
house is going to be like. Everything is sacrificed but our
bedroom is so fucking baller. But when they make when they

(38:20):
make Lexi's room, then like a. It's got to just close it just
like I know it's I mean like storage because we we purposely
when we built the house made Harley and Lexi's room the scene
exact same size. Yeah, they were just off the
side. Walls.
The closet walls that. Yeah, they were 22 by 22 each.
Which is a good sized kitchen room.
And then the other room was 22 by 30 the my the office.

(38:42):
So because we move the shit around to make sure that so
those two rooms are the same. But so they did that.
But also apparently the guy thatthe couple that bought the house
and dickhead John are now on speaking terms.
And this is what I find that I find this to be fucking
hilarious. So at some point dickhead John

(39:07):
went out and yelled at the wife like well hold on he not it not
just yelled at her and I don't know where this fits into racial
slurs because Canadians aren't arace, but he told her to take
her bitch ass back to fucking Canada and never come back.

(39:28):
And they're on speaking terms. So the guy the the.
Husband. Oh, hold on, the husband walked.
I'm not. Yeah, I will wait till you
finish the story the. Husband goes over there while
they're outside one day and it'sDick head John and his troll ass
wife and they're out there and he he's like right across the

(39:49):
property line like that. John threatened to fucking
prosecute me and sue me and shoot me and whatever else
stabbed me. Why?
And like, get to his face. Like I do not appreciate the
racial slurs and telling my wifeand me that we need, we should
go back to fucking Canada and never come back.
And the wife apparently had no idea that this was going on,
pulled him aside and made him fucking apologize.

(40:13):
She was like, you fucking get over there and apologize now.
And so apparently he went over and apologized and they talked
it out and they're on speaking terms.
Well, he's probably one of his teenage daughter.
He was doing that shit too. He was well.
Teenage. Daughters but.
And and speaking terms is a veryfucking like loose term.
That's hey, John. It it's like that's the I

(40:38):
acknowledge you exist. It's about as far.
As we go it it it it it's down to now a we're moving.
I'll I'll just I'm OK, Sorry. Fuck off.
Yeah, yeah. But I'm just like, ha ha ha.
He's a Dick. John, Dick and John.
Hope you die, AIDS. Fuck AIDS.

(40:59):
Hope you die of the clap. Hope you.
Die of the clap, John. Jesus, like I don't wish death
on anybody but God damn it I hope he's like hope he just ends
up in the hospital with like theworst case of fucking herpes
anybody ever got I. Hope you get maimed.
Like I I have forever said that.Like I don't want to kill you.

(41:20):
I just want to sever your Achilles so you limp for the
rest of your life and you remember why.
Yeah. Talk dirty to me, Batman.
Sounds like a good time to me. Yeah, but fuck that guy.
I'm I'm so glad he's moving. I think I got a cell phone
number too. He's just going to be like, move

(41:41):
back to your country. Why?
Have you not signed him up for everything possible?
So I don't know that it's his cell phone number that's the
problem. You know his address.
Can't verify. No, I don't, because he's
moving. No, I, but you have.
But like if you knew his like. You can get a forwarding address
that's. Pretty easy.
Well, so I did. I didn't do anything.

(42:02):
I don't trust is wide. I had contemplated like
ordering, you know, the surpriseof Pooh people like where they
they ship you like cow dung or horse horse shit or elephant
shit like in a box and, you know, anonymously or glitter
bombs. And I'm like, I can't do any of

(42:24):
that because it'll immediately come right back to me.
You. Know what my favorite is?
You can anonymously send people a potato, or you can just buy a
potato and write their address without a house.
You could do that. I mean, from your house you
could have, But you can mail a potato legally.
Just put a stamp on it and mail it and just mess with them

(42:45):
psychologically. No return address.
They're not. I mean.
It's not worth my time. It would be pretty.
Funny. Dude gets a potato in a mailbox
a day. Like who was doing?
This, but I can't see the reaction so it's not worth my
time. It's the satisfaction.
Oh, no, yeah, no, exactly. There's I'm with Brandy on this.
Yeah, there's. Other ways?

(43:05):
You mail me poop? I'd assume it's one of my
friends. You mail me a potato every day
or even once a week. One, I mean, potatoes a lot, but
two, once a month? Yeah, I'm like, who is mailing
me potatoes? I'm just feeling a little
starchy, huh? Right the first, the 7th, the
14th, the 21st, the 28th. Right first and 15th BT days.

(43:33):
I would just sign him up for every like because that guy is
clearly clearly supporting one side.
Be like I would like donate to Planned Parenthood.
It's not even supporting one side.
He doesn't know who the fuck he's supporting at this point
like. There's.

(43:55):
A real good chance that he's a felon and he can't vote anyway.
Also true. So I've tried.
I mean, I didn't pull a background check, but.
I was about to say, you know, dear John, I know what you're
doing, signed your parole officer.
I need a piss test. Pee on this potato and mail it

(44:17):
back. Anyway, all right, Elijah Craig.
So in the in the in the Kenzie DRAM, we have just the C 924 and
it's, it's very, it's muted. So it doesn't.
Nothing stands out on. It the fact that it's that high

(44:39):
a proof, I would never guess. I would guess this 110 tops.
If I was like, if somebody said it's high proof, I'd be like,
yeah, it might be 110, but it doesn't even seem like. 10 it's
just. Yeah, it's like when you write
something #2 pencil. You write it and you erase, and
it smudges it like you know something's there but you don't
know what. Yeah, the eraser isn't a real

(45:00):
eraser. It's kind of crusted over.
It's hard. Plastic hard and it just doesn't
erase it just. Smears and tears your paper
maybe? Like this is it's.
Not bad. It's good whiskey, but it's not.
Yeah, like I've already taken 2 sips of it and it tastes great.
Like it tastes fine. It tastes like I'm not.
Trying to knock it, but it does taste like there's something

(45:21):
missing. But on the nose I get nothing.
It's just very. It's like soaking, it's close to
what you want. But it's not but.
It's not the same. Yeah.
Yeah, it's just, it's really good.
It has the, it, it, it has all the basic bourbon whiskey notes.

(45:44):
It's, it's got caramels. It's, it's got a caramel, it's
got a, you know, a hint of vanilla.
It's sweet. It's got a a a tinge of a burn.
But I also won't be afraid to just mix this.
Oh no. This is 1 I could throw into any
kind of drink and be fine with it and.
It's. It's got kick.
Yeah, you can feel the heat, but.

(46:04):
Little Kentucky hug at the at the end of it, or a Kentucky
snuggle, that's what. See, that was the one thing I
thought about the baby Jane is that like, I, I don't know that
I could use this as a mixer because it's so light.
You think, I don't know? I I don't think it would stand
up to like even an old fashion, which is, you know, not a

(46:26):
significant amount of ingredients.
Well, no, it's mainly whiskey. Yeah, it's, it's just.
Now this, I think it would make a decent old fashioned.
Like, yeah, you definitely get the full whiskey, but it's not.
Maybe we made a mistake with starting the with the makers
first I. Was going to say with that
makers that make it was so robust that this is.
But you didn't know that. Right.

(46:48):
Yeah, this is lacking where? That this is something to return
to. Oh no, we'll definitely do a
return to it and I'll probably end up picking another bottle
up. It's good.
I mean, yeah, I wouldn't mind having this in a collection at
any time, but compared to the espresso with the coffee
flavors, the notes of the chocolate, it was like a hint of
chocolate on the coffee bean, like we said, and the vanilla

(47:09):
was very forward. To me this just tastes like
whiskey, which isn't bad, it's just this is whiskey that had
different. So that.
Had that had depth. Yeah, so jumping back when I was
talking about, so my neighbor back-to-back to my neighbor
going way back Wednesday night. It was a Wednesday night when I

(47:32):
was walking around doing my whiskey walk around the
neighborhood and his wife was out.
And she's like, oh, come back, you know, come, come, you know,
Carl's back doing cleaning the grill, come back and, you know,
talk. Hey, big boy, Carl's not home.
No. And so Carl and I are.
I had a glass of. I actually had a glass of the
westward Pinot. Which way were you walking?

(47:55):
Huh. Which way were you walking?
What? Do you mean which way?
Is that walking? Were you walking?
Westward No. No East.
No. Just opportunity.
The loop goes. Circular.
It's it's north Flat Earth. It's northeast to southwest.
But it's a weird loop, I know. But so I was talking to Carl and
he's like, oh, what do you got there?
I'm like, oh, I got, you know this.

(48:17):
It's a pinot finished from American westward out in out in
Oregon. And he goes, he goes, let me
smell it. I'm like, you can try it.
He's like, no, no, no, it's a weekday.
I'm. Like what does that even?
Mean hold on, it gets hold on and I'm like, OK, I'm like, all
right here. So you know he's he's like, I
think that smells very good. I'm like, it's, it's pretty damn

(48:37):
good. He goes, come here, check this
out. So he takes me in and he shows
like he's like, here's what I'vegot.
And he's got like Penelope Weeds.
And he's he's a big weeder. He loves wheats.
Or. Hates rise.
OK, fucking. Get her he.
Likes the He likes the wheat. So he he gets out the Penelope
wheat and pours himself a glass of that and so.

(48:59):
On a weekday. On a weekday and he goes well, I
can't let. You try to low it's it's a wheat
day. It was a wheat.
Day. He goes, he goes, I can't let
you drink alone. Now I'm like, I see you don't
have to pour anything if you don't want to.
I said. This is just, you know, about
walking and drinking. Whiskey, I am exercising right
now. So he pours that and then he

(49:19):
gets out and Elijah Craig barrelproof.
And he's never had Elijah Craig barrel proof, but he bought it
while he was down in Kentucky last year.
And he's like, I'm going to openthat bottle and he looks at and
he goes, holy shit. He goes, this is like it was
either like 127 or 129. He's like, this is this one,
this one's much more than than Iever.

(49:42):
But he opens it and he's him. And I drank probably 1/4 of that
bottle till 3:30 in the morning.Oh geez.
He owns his own company so he's like, well if I if I show up
late, the boss won't be mad. Cancel the morning meetings.
And I'm like, well, I whatever Isaid, I'll just wake up and

(50:04):
that's good and I'll be done. Mix it with some water A.
Little bit of water. Oh, it's going to give me like a
peanut brittle taste in a good. Way this is going to be
difficult. I got.
Yeah, you got. AI got a new.
Roommate. So is.
There a bad peanut. Peanut brittle.
Yes. Like rancid peanuts.
I don't know man, I just said guess leave me alone.

(50:28):
Do I look like I would ever judge a peanut brittle?
No, so you do not. So Smash got to last weekend or
a couple weeks ago as this gets released, I go back over there
because he's like, I'm having a bonfire come over.
So I show up at like 10:30 at night.
Like I had so much other shit going on that I just, and he

(50:50):
was, and he had just said to hiswife, I don't think Brandon's
coming over and here I come. Here I come, walking through the
backyard with a bottle of whiskey.
He's rolling a keg up the drive.I, I had AI took over the minix
muffins and his neighbor then also comes over and he brings
over a bottle of something else.And so we're all sitting there,

(51:11):
but the the neighbor, he gets upannihilated like he is
obliterated. Like direct next door neighbor
fire. So he could sleep in the yard
and he's. Home well direct next door
neighbor. He's a he's, he's such a great
guy, but apparently he's on blood thinners right now.
Jeez. Oh.
He tried to walk into their detached garage as their house

(51:33):
and Carl's like no, no, no, no, no.
Got to go completely different building bro.
He's like. Not only did you miss the
injuries, you missed the building.
Yeah, like he was, he was. He was stumbling and bumbling.
I mean, I've been on this show while on Blood Thinners and it's
not. I've not drink like that,
though. I've never been like, where's
the well? Usually because I have to drive

(51:55):
home, so I kind of chill out, yeah.
Well, he he got out that bottle of the barrel proof again.
And the dude just. And we took that barrel proof
down about half a bottle. Chalk it down a little, yeah?
But that was like, that was another like.
Mike's got some kind of will it?3:30 in the morning.
That's not will it? That's old.
Rally. Sorry.
Bingo, it's number. It's a batch 11.
Will it's the more curvy? No 10. 10 I have 11 or do I have

(52:20):
12? Nobody knows.
That's up there. I need to, I'm I'm going to have
to probably make a trip down to old Raleigh to get some stuff.
I, I love the idea of his barrelprogram.
I do not like the monthly price for the quarterly bottle.
Yeah. Or is it?
Monthly price for a monthly bottle.

(52:40):
Whatever shipped. Quarterly it's it's something
weird. Out of state.
It's it's like this weird, like they hold it for you.
So you get it all at once. And then they send you like.
Once I can save them shipping. But you're paying up front.
Yeah, but so your buddy got yourbuddy's buddy got hammered and
oh, he got pissed in the garage.He didn't get, no, he he didn't

(53:01):
even make it to the garage because they were like, oh, your
house is here and like. Oh, so he wasn't even.
He was trying to go to his own house.
He was trying to go to his own house and he missed and he tried
to go into the garage as his house.
And so Carl, was it his? Was it his own detached garage?
No, it was Carls. So he was trying to go to Carls
garage and missed his house. Say this is his own garage, like

(53:23):
his property, he's fine but so we'll get tomorrow laying on a.
Carl got him into the. Shingles or something?
Carl got him into the house and Lisa's like should I text his
wife or call his wife to make sure that he gets upstairs and
I'm like no, he's in the house. Yeah, couch is fine 4.
Is fine. I saw him the next day.
I'm like, how you feeling Bob? He's like, he's like pretty

(53:48):
good. I felt better I'm.
I'm pretty good. Like do you sleep good?
He's like slept excellent so. Great, don't remember anything.
Right on the backyard lawn. I'm like, did you get a?
He went. Back out to his garage like you
get your bottle slept in the bedof his truck.
He's like bed. It's a bed.
Dude, any port in the storm? That is better with water.

(54:10):
Right, I thought so. OK, so on to code Brown.
Code brown, flush it down. Code brown is the it's so this
is. This is lighter, so this is 120.
C924 is 1/29. But this smells better to me.
So this is 129. It's eight years, zero months.

(54:33):
This one is doesn't have an age statement on it, but it is
127.3. So it's it's a little still
spicy. It's barrel proof light.
It's still caliente. It smells better to me.
It does. It smells fuller.
Yeah, it has a different. There's more difference to it.

(54:55):
Especially when I went head to head with them I could smell a
huge difference. I wouldn't have guessed them the
same. I like Elijah Craig if I had a
guess based on those. Caramel bomb.
Just caramel and brown sugar. Like caramel heavy up front,
brown sugar on the finish. Like brown sugar Pop tart.

(55:16):
Which is what I had for breakfast.
Like that it. Is it's like a Creme brulee
whiskey? Yeah, A.
Lot of a lot of yes. Sorry Mike.
Sorry Mike. Sorry you're out there drinking
salt water lake stuff. Salt Lake City water.
Salt Lake. Salt Lake Mormon water.

(55:37):
Hey, where are your Josh Allen cards?
I gave you punk. I'm not displaying them until I
get to the house. Likely excuse.
Actually. Some fan you are.
I've got Buckeye stuff up year round.
I got to get the cards that I want you to look through if see
if there's anything worth anything I had.
Nothing else. They're worth a buck or two
Well, but if you got a lot of them.

(55:59):
That's yeah, there's. There's they're worth more than
a they're they're worth a buck or two times how many 5. 100
yeah. I mean, you make a grand.
So, well, I, I I told the story about Lexi's car getting hit.
Yeah. So I finally swapped out the
grill today. You need to swap out that tent.
It drives me nuts every. Time I see it.
You know what I don't? Even that's such a pretty car,

(56:20):
but I see that tent, I'm like, it's.
Only the back window, so the IT is.
Everything else looks great but that window and that's why it
sticks out to me. The problem is so we were going
to I'll get back to the grill mint.
I was going to have the tent redone while Lexi was in France.
I. Didn't even know she went to
France. She was in France for like a
long time. I didn't know that she was

(56:41):
sorry. She was in France for.
The bike. Get your titty off, you're doing
it again. Well, I did it on purpose that
time. No, she was in France like
almost the entire month of June.No wonder she missed my
birthday. She literally came home and
yours. She literally came home for my

(57:02):
birthday and. Then went back.
No, I was just like, you didn't have to come home for my
birthday. You missed Father's Day.
I'm like, yeah, thanks. I'm your dad.
I give you birth. Don't give a shit.
So while she was in France I wasgoing to have the windows

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redone, but that was going to be4 to $500.00 for all new window
tint. It's a wagon.
It's a wagon. There's a lot of.
Fucking windows on there. A lot of windows it's.
A wagon because my truck I want my front 2 windows done.
It's like 100 and 5200. Bucks It's just nothing but I I
think I figured out the front 2 windows don't need to be redone.

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I don't think they do. That the back window doesn't
need to be redone? No, it's just the 2.
It's just those side two side. Windows, so I'll probably end up
having them redone here sometimesoon.
You got a good local spot too. Yeah, Snow keys.
That might be what I'm thinking of.
Snoke's auto glass, I call it snow Keys.
It's, it's Snoke's auto glass. That's where I went.

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That was, and she was like the lady I talked to.
She's like all the windows. I'm like, yeah, all the windows.
Like what's it going to cost? I figured just strip them all
off, but after I looked at them,it's over.
It's. It's in the strip mall.
It's not the strip mall necessarily.
There's. Stores there though.
There's like that whole strip industry complex.
Down more of the less mall. Yeah, less mall, more industry,

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whatever more businesses is is, but yeah, there's because
there's always an art, there's always a fucking Audi RS6 over
there and I'm like God damn it. That's one of my my favorites.
And it's fucking lowered. Like it's whoever owns it.
They're either working there or they're having work done there,
or they're the owner. That's 100 and fucking $30,000

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car. On a good day.
Yeah, well, I priced it out theyso in 2025 the Audi A4 is no
longer in existence. They got rid of it.
So they're Audi is doing odd numbers for combustion engines
and even numbers for EVs. So now the A5, which used to be

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a 2 door, became a 2 door, became A4 door.
Sports back now has a wagon and they're going to do an Audi RS5
Avant and an Audi RS6 Avant. Well, I don't know.
They're going to do the Rs. 6 Asmuch as I bag on Volkswagen
German vehicles, if I could haveone it'd be an RS6.

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I wouldn't I'm. I love the Rs 6.
I think it's a beautiful car. I think it's.
But at that point you're like, you're not wrenching on it
yourself much. If you're only one of those,
you're yeah, you're, you're paying for that.
You've got a Yeah. And you drive it like after you
drive your Lamborghini and your Marcia Lago and your, I think
that's like. I, I I.

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It's a tits. Car, I would drive it every day.
I would drive it every day. You would.
I would, but most people don't. I know they'll buy it.
They're sweet. I would drive one.
As far as super cars goes, it's one of my favorites.
Yeah, I like it. I like it.
I'm at at some point I'll have aversion of one.
It could be 2012. A bark 3G with not a six badge

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on it. So I looked into taking because
I was going to take Lexi's car and put the V8 will fit in it.
And people looked at it like they've that that twin turbo V8
that that comes in the RS6 will fit in the A4 body.
But apparently there's so much work that has to be done that
it's not worth it. So then I looked into, well,

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fuck it, I'll just make an RS4, which is the OR I'll just make
I'll, I'll turn her car into an S, an S4 essentially.
Not the RS4, but the S, the S6, which is just taking the three
liter supercharged motor with a transmission and putting it in.
Yeah, that's still 15. Grand to do that, yeah, you're
still that you have. To buy a donor car to do it, to

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make sure you have everything. Yeah, that's the downside to
having a really cool Audi. And then?
Like the run of the Audis are just meh and they break down
their high maintenance. But like a cool Audi, it's going
to cost you. Like it.
It's just there's no ifs, ands or buts if you're going to do it
right. It's costing me.
Well, it's not really costing me.

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I mean, it's costing me more time than money, but.
That's such a cool first car. My first car was a 91 Geoprism
AKA Toyota Corolla AKA Chevy badge something.
People give me shit about buyingLexie that car.
I can't believe you bought her an Audi.
And I'm like. I did as a joke but my first car

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cost 1500 your my daughter cost 15,000.
Mine was $850 and I only paid 12for that.
And my first car was free. Well.
It was the 84 Ford Tempo. Oh yeah, you can't give those
away. You usually have to pay.
People, I was going to say, I'm surprised you do get some cash
in the glove box of that, like 84 Ford Tempo and $1000 cash.

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Take this. Thing but please give this off
my property. But yeah, I was, I was looking
into so like someone was they, Ican't remember who it was.
It doesn't matter who it was. They were like, I can't believe
you bought your daughter and Audi as her first car.
And I'm like, listen, that car is a fucking 2012.
Oh yeah, it's not new. It's not new.
Any shape of the imagination? It is more than most when we

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were growing up. Oh yeah, we'd ever see.
Yeah, but it's not new. And I said.
It's not like you paid out the wazoo for it.
No, you also wanted some. I mean, I want something to do.
I've got, I've got boys. I'm going to be like, I want to
be like, here's a $1500 C10 pickup.
Good luck. Oh I would love to have AC10
pickup. Well, nowadays those are more
than $1500 but. I know.

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I'll be like, here's a $1500 Ford F-100 like I drove to work
for three years on the construction site.
Good luck. No AC-3 gears.
Learn to shift it. Armstrong, Windows.
It's exact. My truck out there right now is
crank windows. I know.
I was like, wait, put the passenger in there.
You're like, I can't, can't. I mean, I could, but I'm not.
That's a lot of. Work, but it's like and then and

(01:03:12):
they so they gave me shit about it and I'm like, oh.
I'm waiting to get pulled over in my truck because it it is a
2013 so it looks like the newer trucks and a cop be like roll
your window down. I'm like come to the driver's
side bro. Like I'm not reaching this
across the freaking F1. 50 Frankwindow this.
This doesn't go down. But yeah, they, they were in in

(01:03:34):
their process of. I get it.
Did. I'm like, all right, you
indignant prick. Get off your fucking soapbox.
Oh, by the way, it's 300 and some horsepower.
Yeah, not the stock. It's not that that car is
nowhere near stock. And Lexi doesn't need to know
what's done to it. So she can just, you know, deny,
deny, deny. But.
It's just like it's not stock, also like it'll.

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It'll get up and get out. Possible deniability?
So, all right, so let's let's finish this up.
What do you think about this one?
I like it. I think it's it's more it's not
as hot as the other one in a good way.
It's more flavorful. Yes.
It's more robust to me. I think Code Brown is an awful

(01:04:21):
name. I get the story behind it, but
if I didn't know the story, I'd be like, yeah, I don't want
anything named Code Brown with an astronaut outstanding.
And what is brown liquor? But.
It's brown liquor, too. Every good liquor is brown
liquor. No, tequila is not.
Every good liquor. When I get tequila, I'm not
going, man. I want good liquor.
Tequila, PP. Blanco de You haven't had the

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right tequila then. I've had only tequilas.
Jose Cuero. Is garbage.
No, no, they're high in they're what's their yeah, Jose Silver
or whatever. They're just.
Hanging out with Captain Morgan.I'm fine with that.
I like Captain Morgan. Causing me.

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Never leave dry land. It's.
Gross. That's George Clooney's shit.
It's fucking disgusting. Never had that.
Terra Mana, Yeah, Terra Mana. That's the rocks.
The rocks is really fucking. I haven't had that, but this
right here. I like that's just a good
natural full flavour, full bodied sipper.

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I feel like there's sustenance there.
You know, I mixed this. It's not just I saw that I put a
little water in that one, but I'll probably mix it here for
the last sip. But I really do like the the
brown water one, the poop water.I'm I'm going to call it the
outhouse. It don't mix it.
Don't mix it is that bad? OK.
It's, I'll take your word, it's almost.

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The two of them together are fine.
I think saline would be good in this.
Probably. It's a shame.
Mike. Oh, I don't have it.
You're like, I'm supposed to saymotherfuckers, you can't like
mix salt and water together. I.
Have no idea how to do that. I can't even group text anymore.
See what happens when you. Meanwhile, I'm drinking.

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I'm drinking Ron Burgundy. I'm Ron Burgundy.
No, it's almost kind of wet ashtray ish.
Really. When you.
I think so, yeah. I'm not going to mix then.
Like it's that. I've drink enough wood, ashtray
water. Yeah, it's it's.
I was picking cigarette butts out of the ashtrays have been
rained in when I was 14 so I'm going to pass on that.

(01:06:38):
It's just a hint like it's not, it's not.
It's not a mixable thing, so. I wonder if I'm going to try a
splash of water in my I'm going to try and clean up my brown
water a little. That might be more than
intended. I don't have a good pouring cup
here but. Oh, that was way too much water.

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Oh, that's good. But that's good.
It was better Carmeli. Yeah.
I think both are better with water.
Of the two, I think the brown water is the best one.
Yeah, I I do think that the the bourbon hunters could brown.
Is. Is a better version of it.
Yeah, the other one wasn't bad at all.
But it's just. It's just there's, it's
something lacking almost after especially compared to these

(01:07:26):
other two we've had today, whichare fantastic.
One that's kind of the idea is putting up a well in, in this
instance putting up a barrel pick versus just your whatever.
You're going to get. In the store or at a store.
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