#449 Catching Up with Old Raleigh

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Let's start the show. Here, put these goggles on.
Let's take that ride. Welcome to the Buckhorn podcast.

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I'm Martel, and with me always is Mike and Randy in the void,
in Buck, in Utah. Fucking Utah.
Fucking. Utah crap sliding around in the
bed of your truck from Mike eversince he moved to Utah.
You've come to the right place. I had a.
Different Are you drinking old rally?
Yeah, yeah, old rally. Yeah, Mike said.

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Be right back. I was driving out here with AI,
had something in mind to say, and then I took off at one stop
sign. It was like good junk.
I was like, Oh yeah, there's still stuff back there.
Why? Like I well, we've rearranged
the whole bedroom thing upstairs.
What? Does that have to do with the
bed of your truck? Because I want to know where I'm
going to bring it into. I don't want to have to move it

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70 times once it's inside. Plus it's not stuff we need.
And the flower pots going to mom, I was like, mom, do you
want this? Because she does like the big
flower pots for a garden stuff Like she'll plant one with
tomatoes and one with, I don't know, like a.
Potatoes. And a single stalk of.
Corn, one with greens. Collard greens.
Carrots. Orange greens and I was like,

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she was like what? I said Mike when he moved Martel
put this giant like pot like youhave some of your tomatoes and
crap in, like you do your gardening in.
What batch are you drinking? That's the one you got me.
It's 12 batch 12 all. Right, I got batch 10 so.

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It's kind of, if I remember correctly, this one's kind of
got like a cinnamony big ready. Yeah.
And it yeah. And it's, I'm not a huge fan of
that. Oh, you.
Can smell it. Yeah, it's like.
Red Hots. Yeah, it has like a red hot hot
tamales. Can you guys hear me OK because
I'm having trouble hearing me. I can hear you just fine.
I mean, you're. I hear you and my headphones

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good by hearing me outside my headphones.
Your mics. OK, if the levels are good, I
don't care. Yeah, I mean, I've I've made
some adjustments, but. My mic's in Utah.
Hi, Mike. Can I?
Can you hear me? You hear you now.
Yeah, it's, it's plenty. It's that's good.
OK. All right.
Nothing like making adjustments while we're recording the show.
Well, I didn't know you were going to literally just like,

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welcome to the back of our podcast.
Isn't that the whole point of the intro to Yeah I?
Never know what you're. Doing.
Kind of. I know.
I never know what you're doing either.
I care. About That's also the intro, as
much as you care about me watching Ohio State football
since you have trouble relating to my terms on things.
Oh no, I relate to your terms onthem.
I I choose to. I listen to.
The podcast, he had some family stuff, like I don't get that.

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I'm like I literally said. I said I don't have.
Just so you guys know, we can record Monday, but I have
something planned with my folks and then you explained about the
extended family and I get that different situation.
But you didn't tell them that you were recording.
No, because I made plans with them first.
We never record on a Monday and.We're going to help your dad.
You can't help your dad with anything.
Yeah, I can. I sit in the lawn chair and say,

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yeah, put that over there. Yeah, see.
That's right. No, actually.
Actually, I did help. Me and my truck both helped that
day. I didn't help as much as I used
to be able to but I helped. Plus we had that massive limb
fall and basically cut our yard in half and almost take out our
the boys bedroom. It almost at the house it was we

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had this big old big old giant like 300 year old oak tree I.
Think every storm that hit before we moved, I was afraid
something was going to fall in the house and fuck it all up.
Dang the storms that have hit us, nothing.
It was a smell of day and we should boom and I was like, it's
not even windy out. It's called.
Right. What fat ass squirrel just ran

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across a branch? It's name is Randy.
Randy, Randy the squirrel. So yeah.
My buddy, Speaking of Randy the squirrel, sorry, I didn't mean
to cut you off, but my buddy sent me a screenshot.
A male Guinea pig named Randy broke into a female on the
enclosure and impregnated all 100 of them.
Yes. I saw that.

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I've seen that one. I didn't see it, so he said it.
So I just replied with a A Jiffysays I'll answer it, Bill.
You're darn right I did, and I'll do it again.
The had I did something today that I haven't done it in a in a
very long time. I went to church.

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Really. And you're back to tell about
it. Didn't want to.
Well, well. One, that's a given.
But Lexi decided she was going to get baptized.
You know when I found out about it this morning, Friday.
Oh well, that's that's we found out.
When I got an e-mail it. Wasn't even from her.

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No, so did that. Be pretty serious about this
boyfriend then, huh? Yeah, this whole new agey
fucking band on stage, all BlackChapel.
OK, bullshit, African American Chaplin.

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There's nothing wrong with thosepeople.
They know how to. That's called Baptist Church,
not new age bullshit. You got to.
Specify which Baptist. Southern Baptist.
Yeah, she's Southern. You're thinking free will, I
think. I'm thinking who are snake
handlers and the and them and the and the the black wire
Baptist. I know I know, but this new age

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bullshit where they have a band on stage, drums.
Fucking people playing live instruments here.
Comes the angry white man. Live instruments.
You just got mad about live instruments.
It is the the sermon isn't even done by my neighbor.
You want to go, you come for theGregorian chants, stay for the
baptisms. I would have rather that would

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have been more entertaining. My neighbor's the pastor at the
church. He doesn't even do a sermon.
At all. No, he's or.
It's just like a like sometimes when there's a baptism service
to keep the time constraint down, they don't preach.
Well, there was a whole fucking preach too.
And. Their guest preacher sometimes.
But does he? Ever preach?

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Apparently, maybe occasionally. Cause.
But it's all done by by, by telecommunication.
It's all broadcast through. Teleprompter.
So there are. Not no, Not even yes.
There are, sadly, church. Teleprompter, but I mean.
What a crock of shit. Like no I don't like it.
Give me traditional service witha fucking choir standing behind

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the pulpit in a fucking pipe organ some. 300 year old lady
playing. I don't give a shit with.
The ankle long dress. She was there when Jesus was
born, so she I trust her. I trust Miss Martha more than I
trust this crap. That's right.
I just sat there and just kind of like, Nah, like if I was ever
going to go back to churches, No, no, no dog.

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That's a no for me. Dog like he now he did talk so
the this band and I'm using thatvery loosely because they played
music, but then they also playedrecorded music that they played
over. There were guitar riffs that
none of these guys were hitting.OK, OK.

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So the the church we go to and that I've played in, we do use
backing tracks, but it's all live instruments.
Well. Backing track We use the click
for the in ear so you stay on time.
Right. They all, yeah, they all you go
to. A concert.
Yeah, they all had in ear stuff and so they they were staying on
time with things. But there was there were there
were guitar riffs that I watchedthe one, the one guy playing the

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electric. So it was an electric guitar, an
acoustic guitar and a bass guitar.
Three guy, three people singing,a pianist and a a drummer.
So I watched what? Bass guitar.
Yeah, yeah, bass, acoustic and electric.
So the bass guitars, he's just like thumbing 2 chords,

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literally just like OK. So there was a bass, there's a
guy playing. A bass.
There's a guy playing a bass. There's a big difference.
Well, yeah. That's like saying I'm a pianist
and somebody going up there can only play chopsticks.
Yeah, OK. You know it.
It wasn't. I'm, I'm with you it.
It wasn't. It wasn't Les Claypool, it was
you. I will never play.

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You're not going to get that godless play pool.
You wouldn't be seeing me right now.
Keep. Please wish that for me.
I am wishing it for you. I've been so so then I watched
the acoustic guitar guy, him playing, he was playing and he

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wasn't hitting these chords, buthe just wasn't hitting that that
series of chords to make that sound.
So then I watched the other guy on the electric guitar and he's
barely playing, like he's doing a lot of hand moving there's.
A lot of that. Much There's a lot of like,
yeah, back and forth and playinglike close on.

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The move saved by the Bell Band.Yes, but there wasn't a whole
lot there. I can't remember what the Rift
was that it played, but it did not match anything anybody was
doing. And I just looked at, listen,
I'm like, I don't even think they're playing.
Like, yeah, the drummer's plan. Because you can't.
You can't really fake that shit.Unless it's electronic drums,
but yeah. Well, it's.
It's hard. To They were acoustic drums, but

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they were. Even in the shield.
They were miked in such a way that they sounded like
electronic drums, like they wereheavily filtered with a pedal or
some other shit and. That's why I like the way my dad
and brother do it. You mic them so you can fill the
size of a room if you need to ifit's a big enough.
Room. Yeah, it's but.
You don't change the natural sound.
Well they they were changing thesound.

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Even the piano was an old schoolpiano like the one I have
upstairs. It was miked to sound like an
electronic piano, like they could change the key through
like a pedal. All on picture somebody like a
harpsichord and then like somebody hitting the drum.
You remember the old school drumsticks?
They hit the air. Yeah, air sticks.

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I had a pair. Yeah, I did too.
They were orange and yellow. I'm just seeing this guy on a
full acoustic set of drums, but everyone he hits makes a
different sound each time you hit the same drum.
Yeah, it's like it's. Like lasers?
But it was the only thing that Ienjoyed throughout the entire
process. Was there lighting on the stage?

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And only because I'm like, that would make an amazing
photography backdrop. I knew where you were going.
That's it. They had LED light bars up there
and a couple LED like a couple they had they had light tubes
and light bars. So the tubes are they're
literally like a six foot tube that's already diffused.

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And then they had light bars, which are like the light bars
you would have on a car, something like that, like the on
a truck. Yeah, but they're, you know,
they're only yeah, big and they but they're direct LE DS.
They're not diffused. So they give off a different
style of light. And I'm like, oh, I just had
like, I'm sitting everyone. I could do this and I could do
that and look at I could get this in for a backdrop.

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Every week and just take one light every week.
No, I'm not even. No in a fucking a goddamn fog
machine. Why?
I'm not big on the fog machine we have.
We used to have one in our church and I just straight told
him I was like, it's not. It was.
It's not necessary. It none of it I get.
Lighting. I get things that as long as

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you're not trying to put on a here's here's as the only person
who's ever held a district license in the church, I'm with
you. I'm not big on a lot of that
stuff. If a church's heart is in the
right place where they're tryingto legitimately help those in
need and serve their community and do what they're what Christ
calls to do, but they're maybe not equipped with the talent OR

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the funds. I only got the funds.
That's forgotten. Sure, there's 4 satellites.
For a concert and for a show. And there's no biblical
preaching going on. Why?
Are you there? Well, they're they're, well,
we'll get through that's. That's just my.
We'll do that. So this I don't know this church
by the way and don't name. It I'm not this band spagging.

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On them. This band in quotes played two
songs like Sing With Us, and I'mlike, yeah, I'm not doing that.
Like, no. And then they did the baptism.
I've not heard you sing to a radio.
All right, I just sing all the time.
But just, I'm just not saying no.

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I'm I'll be the first to tell you, it's like Yoko Ono.
I sound great in the shower. It's got good acoustics.
I'm sure they get up like Amazing Grace and Martel's like.
Yeah, that's full Yoko. Yeah, full Yoko.
But in Amazing Grace's cadence, she didn't like that.

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I know I. Can't wait to not listen back
to. That that's fine.
It's for Derek anyway. So then they did the whole
baptism thing. They did like, I don't know,
seven people, Lexi being one of them.
I went because if I want her to be happy, if this is what she
wants to do, find Danny, great, I will.
That I respect. I will do that.
And. It's like if my kids chose to

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play soccer. I would go I'm.
Going to go, but I'm probably just in it for the nachos and.
Do. They serve beer at a Little
League. No, about the only place you can
buy beer. Buy beer at.
Buy. Well, hold on, he said.
He said do they sell beer? I.

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Said Do they sell beer? That's the.
Question the only The only eventthat you can go to and usually
buy alcohol at a middle score high school event is a golf
match because you can walk rightinto the clubhouse.
Yep, get a beer that makes sense.
Challenge accepted. Yep, challenge accepted.
Shit, you just go do it. We're going to live podcast

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following your daughter on the golf course is getting smashed.
We are. Not going to do that because
one, we walk it, you do. You do too.
Because that's the only way we're going to be able to record
it. Nope.
Because I'm not getting a golf cart.
I'm not paying for it. I will.
Nope. Because this year, Mark tells
her, talking then right in the background.

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And so they did the baptism thing and then the preacher like
steps off stage and it goes right into the sermon.
Now the IT started at 10:45. We didn't fucking walk out of
there till 12:15. That's like a Catholic wedding.

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Our church, you're in our top start to finish.
That's worship. It should be 45 minutes Max and
our finishes that's filing in and filing out.
That's what I'm. Talking about like we say we
start at 9:00. We also have service right now
at 11. They talk about going to one,
but usually by like 10 unless some crazy is going on.
Like we have kids programs that tend to drag a little and

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whatever sometimes, but. It was.
There was so this, but it's satellite sermon.
It's like some guy and we I couldn't even figure out if he
had, if he was, if it was live or if it was pre recorded
because you couldn't hear anything in the background.
Like when he would say something, he's like, how can I

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get an Amen? And then he you wouldn't hear
anybody. Well, depending on the church
with the if they've got a good quality system, you really
won't. You're not supposed to, yeah,
but I would. Because even our church, which
is a huge if you watch online, you don't hear people in the.
So yeah, so I was just like, I can't tell if he's just if this
is pre recorded or if this is live or what this is.

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So that that went on and went onand went on and everybody
they're they're paying attentionto him.
But they've all got Bibles out. They're all highlighting shit in
it and they're all filling out apiece of paper like it's fucking
homework. And I'm like, I'm just looking
and I'm like every one of these fucking lemmings are doing the
same fucking thing. Cool.

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OK, Yep. So me being.
OK, First off, Lemmings was a great game.
Yeah, it was. They all followed each other off
a Cliff. Not if you're good, they didn't.
Well, if you were good, they didn't.
Eventually they did. If you set it on easy and only
played the first level, you. Were you were fine it's.
Only like 10 lemmings. Yeah, but here's.
How this game works? I'm just like, OK, so then that

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that ends. Pastor comes back out, says a
few words and dismisses everybody.
That's the only time he ever he spoke.
And I asked Lex Emily, does he this was like previous to this,
like this. Does he say anything?
And she's like, not really. It's there's a head pastor at

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the Pickerington location because that's the main campus
and that's everything comes out of that.
And I'm like. I I know the inner workings of
this a little different, but yeah, what so?
That's a good gig. Yeah, how, how can I get that?
Like I want to, I want to get that because I know what he paid
for that house next door becauseI was going to pay it too.

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And all he does is hey. First off, if you open a church,
you're going broke. Well, it's going to be the
Church of the Spaghetti Monster.It's just going to be a
satellite of that. That's exactly what I just said.
But they didn't do any tithing either.
There was no pans. There was there wasn't even a
like no plates, no nothing. A case of pants, no pots.

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No pots, no pans, no plates, no bowls, Tupperware bowl, not
nothing. Not even like a can you fucking
Ven movie. Marry a soup lake up.
A lot of them during if you go pre service, a lot of places
will have where you can scan AQRcode or they'll you can play pay
online through social. You know, gay, you do that every
time you buy something. Almost.

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I want cold hard cash in an offering plate.
Traditional. Yeah, because then it's it's
it's easier to miss report. So you're just a different
living, Yeah. That's fine.
Why I I? Respect it.
I like a lot of the traditions I've been, but I don't.
I don't like a church that's so stuck in tradition they miss the
message. Oh no.
That's the other thing if peoplethink that if you go to.
Church on. Sunday.

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On Sunday morning, you go to church and then you go out to
lunch and cuss out your waitress.
Yeah, don't do that. You're not doing the right.
Thing I came home and cussed outmy kids.
Yeah. That's how good Christian men do
it. Don't.
Yeah, don't forget it. You yell at them beforehand and
then as soon as you park in the parking lot once you hit park,
smiles on kids. We're the perfect family.

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Remember, everything's great. And then once you get home, you
beat your wife, you beat your kids.
Yeah, well, in my case I actually come home and cussed
out that I had to edit photos. That's your endem fault.
Yeah, I know. OK, You're aware.
I know, I know. I know.
It's. Did you hear back from the
auction house? I haven't.
I don't think I got the job. I applied for a job part time

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photographer position at a auction house in Lancaster.
Somebody else will do it with aniPhone cheaper.
No, they wanted, they want a photographer like they, they're
like we'll, we'll provide equipment, we'll provide
training experience, not necessary, but they'll.
Provide equipment. They'll provide the camera
they're. Going to give you.
Oh, I'll bring my own. Scanner.

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I'll bring my, I'm like, I'll, I'll bring mine.
You're probably going to try to give me some like 13 year old
digital SLR camera. No, no, I'll just going to be
one of the ones that you drop inthe mail.
Yeah, I was just like, I'll so Iyeah, I don't know.
I sent a really nice, I sent a really nice e-mail with a cover

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letter and my resume. But my resume is all like
content work. Like it's not really
photography. So I had to fudge like a 30
years of photography work. I will say I check your
photography page the same exact amount as you check my Facebook
page, but. I don't even check my
photography page so. Your post popped up.

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The kid you were talking about with the airplane pics.
Yeah, some of those are really good.
All of them are really good. Nah, yeah.
Well, Nah. They're OK.
No, they're all really good. They're all really good.
I like the edits on some of them, but what I was really
going to say is the edit you didon some of them because you had

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one kind of. It was still edited, but not
black and white or. Well, there so the all the ones
that I posted of Matthew becausethat's his name next please.
They were the same. Post pictures of Mark and then
Luke and John. Yeah, yeah.
And then Pontius. Conscious pilot coming back to

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the church thing. Yeah, they're the same edits.
So all of those have been editedin some fashion.
I just took certain ones and made them black and white.
And then I just posted that series of color black and white,
color black and white, color black and white.
I'm just saying that if I owned an auction house, I probably
would hire you. I'm.
Fine with that. That's fine.

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It's an. Auction house things would be
way different. But yeah, I just finished up
because the kids were complaining last week that they
didn't post enough photos. The problem or not last week the
the week before week 1. So we're in week 3 of high
school football. So week 1 I only posted 20
photos out of the 200 and some Itook because that was the only

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good photos. So then I had to go to because I
always I rank my photos like they get a they like just great
to get AB CS and FS get deleted.So I only I only keep C grade
photos for certain things. And so I had to dip into the BS
and the CS to make two more posts and try to pull photos out

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so they would stop complaining about.
Why? It's your work, you're.
Doing it is, but I do it for thekids, not for the school.
You're doing it pro your bono. Yes, but it's for the kids, it's
not for the school. So if the kids want more photos.
You know what? You want more photos?
Say, do something worth photographing and I'll.
Take. I've said that to a parent.

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I'm going to force more because I'm sure it's like, why do you
never get pictures of your kid? I was like, because I don't need
pictures of dudes on the bench. Yeah, I was.
Going to say how many pictures do you need of somebody standing
on the side? Well, that was that was the
comment. Can't you just get that from
your phone? That was the comment that was
made. The parents said you never get
photos of my kid and I said wellmaybe if your kid played I take
pictures of them there. You go.

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Like, I'm not going to sit here.I'm not just going to walk
around and take pictures of kidsstanding on the bench.
Yes, standing on the bench. I know this.
Thing OK on the. Sideline I do like that that
would be the next week I would have taken like 45 photos of.
Yeah, I did. I took, I took.
It was, but I would have. Like, didn't you like dressing
his jock? It was scratching his ass.

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I do one where you only see fromlike the nose down.
Or, well, he had, he had. His helmet 2.
Knuckles. Deep into his nose.
He had his helmet on so you couldn't really see his and he's
got one of he had one of those visors like the tin advisors.
So I just took AI just held downthe shutter button.
Took about 20 or 30 photos, editthem all the same, posted them
all like 1 after another in the same Facebook post.

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So if they're 300 and some photos, 20 of them were this one
photo of this one kid. And then I think I gave it like
maybe a week, and then I went back and deleted all of the
photos. I love the Tin Advisor for
Steven on the sideline. Yeah.
Right, playing that night. Makes all the sense, right?

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So. I can stand on the sidelines.
Yeah. But yeah, so I ended up getting
those posts and then I went over, I took Harley over to the
to the golf course yesterday because they were the girls golf
team had an Invitational. So we walked around, watched the

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girls golf and I took photos of the girls golf team while they
were out playing and that we're friends with them, friends with
the girls golf coach. And she's like, thank you for
coming over. No one ever, like no one ever
pays attention to the golf. Teams sit stands and watch golf.
No, so it's like, but you have to.
But it was I'm like, I'm going to be over here.
Might as well take some picturesand.
No, I'm saying it's good. I'm I'm saying I get her point.

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Nobody's going to come walk 18 holes if your kids not there,
right? Yeah.
Football, even even that high school in in a state like Ohio,
Texas, Alabama, people go watch the football game because
there's nothing else going on ina small town on Friday night.
Right, I can think of plenty of things to do.
Big and parents will be there. Football players will.
Be there and goddammit I fuckinghate the band.

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I'm sorry. It's all right.
I mean to strike a nerve are. They not good.
No, they're good. I just really don't like the
band director. Oh well, I get.
That. Our band director sucked.
I'm glad he's not there anymore.Well, like.
Our new band director was the flower boy in our wedding.
Oh, Andy played at Ohio State, which is best day band in the

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land, one of the hardest to get into.
Yeah. So he's got the acumen, at least
the guy before him when we were in school.
Was really good at Guitar Hero. He.
Tried to threaten me when I I took the jazz band, right?
Because I played bass and he wanted me to March.
Like I'm not marching around with somebody calling me the
little Red, you know, Radio Flyer Wagon through Pumpkin Show

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once a year. I'm not doing it.
Well, we can sit you on the sideline like nobody hears the
bass in a brass band. I'm not doing it.
So I signed up for jazz band because they.
Just picture you wearing a belt with a fucking Radio Flyer wagon
attached to it as you walk and play.
Fucking hitched up to your ass, no.

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If. You, if you I just you know what
now? You would, but there are bands
that have basses, sometimes guitar players that we have have
somebody that literally is in full uniform just pushing a car
or pulling a wagon or something with an amp on it and a car
battery. And I'm like, that's the I like
marching bands, even though I don't want to be in one.

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Yeah, I was going to say and there.
We go, you know, I like the history, especially college
football. It's a big thing, college.
Resume. So I joined Jasmine because in
our high school you had half hour for lunch and 1/2 hour
study hall. And then you know, at the half
hour the two switched study hall.
You have to sit there. You have to be quiet if you so

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much. Can't play on your phone?
Oh, we didn't have some specs on.
Can't play on your TI-83? I was in there.
Playing spell boost on my. Can you, Can you imagine going
into, you know, your college application be like, Oh, yeah,
no, I was in jazz band and be like, oh, what instrument did
you play? I didn't play an instrument.
I did play bass and jazz band but.

(27:21):
You're like I had AI had a 2 Wheeler with a bass amp and a
boat battery, but I was in the band well for like I was
integral. Far as jazz band, we had two
concerts a year, one at the midway, .1 at the end.
But every time, every other time, we'd play euchre or it was
just a free time in the band room where you could be loud,
you could do things, you interact with people.

(27:43):
So like, by my sophomore year, Ifigured that I was like, I'll
sign up for jazz band, go and play euchre for 1/2 hour, go
back to the next class. And he came in one time and he
said something about what are these days?
We're going to practice year round and not playing euchre.
And I was like, one of these. I said, one of those days, I'm
going back to study hall. And he looked at me and he's
like, I can tell you, right. I was like from jazz band.
Is that going to affect my GPA at all?

(28:06):
I don't care. It's half a point.
And he was like, do you want to be here?
I was like to play euchre. I've I've got a new picture of
you walking down, you know, MainStreet and in Circleville you've
got a butt plug with a hitch on it.
Clinch. It's a heavy amp.
And if you don't clinch properlywhile you're walking right now,

(28:27):
it's going to. Well, we got a basis here, but
his name's three blocks behind. Came unplugged from the from.
The literally came unplugged from Yeah, I was like I'm.
Not doing that, dude. I'm here to play Euchre and I
ended up playing one concert. My whole three years I was in
it. Well.
I use it for practice when we did play and then I just didn't.

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The band director in it ended upbeing I think Lexi's sophomore
year between freshman, sophomoreyear basically said you need to
make a decision. You're either here for the band
or you're here for cheer. You can't do both.
And she said bye and she goes see ya.
And then he married. Then he married one of my good

(29:10):
friends wives. That would have been Sean.
I wasn't going to say the name II.
Well, he was we we've talked about it before, but yes, he is
a dirty pile of shit and I can'twait he until he fucking like I
ignore him. I will the.
Only reason you don't like him because of that.
No, it's because I mean, seems like I think he's a pompous band

(29:34):
director. OK, that's fair.
But he's just the reason I don'tlike him is because he made Lexi
choose the second the the secondary is I.
Can see though because band during football games band and
cheer happens at the same time so I can see it being a
conflict. But not the halftime show,
though. No, but the band plays during
you know you. They do, but you got football

(29:54):
players that that are in the band, so they're out on the
field if. If then I agree with you on
that. If you're letting football
players, you got to let the cheer too.
Yep, good for Lexi. Then so she's just like and he
got mad at her and he refused totalk to her and the only the
only talk to. My daughter, thank you.
The only person in the band thatI will even photograph, because

(30:17):
they bring their own photographer is Sean's daughter.
Who's the field? One of the field commanders.
Nice. That's.
All I just take pictures of her for Sean and it's much up for.
Sean. There and you know what the rest
of the band can they can get their photos from that.
Whoever it is that does their photos.
Who is not to talk shit about somebody else's photos, but

(30:40):
they're but. You're going to.
They're OK. I'm not the greatest.
I'm not fucking Anso Adams, but I not.
Les Claypool. That's for sure.
Definitely not Les Claypool. You're not Randy Johnson.
Who? Randy Johnson?
No, the pitcher. Yeah, the guy who kills birds,
Yeah. Yeah, with his 120 mile an hour

(31:00):
fastball, that would be not kills, not kills birds,
disintegrates them. He looks like an Avenger out
there dropping that bird. Getting obliterated, that thing
that was like. Super major just like Metropolis
by blowing up every building, flying through it, collapsing.
It was Thanos snapping his finger.
That bird was just like a feather.

(31:21):
Gone. Gone.
For my next trick, I'm going to strike this guy out.
So we struck him out and took out a bird simultaneously.
Didn't change the trajectory of that ball.
Drop the bird, drop the batter. Drop the deuce.
Drop the deuce I I did that today.
So yeah, so this so we're Randy and I and MM as well.

(31:42):
Mike has some old Raleigh, but adifferent batch.
It this is mine is what I said mine was batch 12.
So mine's batch 12. This is and I need to get more
than I'm going to have to make atrip down to fucking Carolinas
to to the told Riley to to buy some stuff.
This has the this one has the smell of candy cinnamon, but it

(32:07):
does not have it's not on the tongue.
I'm not getting I. Get a touch of it on the tongue.
But I finally figured out what cinnamon can it reminds me of.
Not Red Hots, I said it smelled like.
Red Fireball fireballs, not fireball liquor fireballs.
Balls, right? The candy.
No, the little tiny hard candieswe used to get weird kids.
A trick or treat. Cinnamon ones.

(32:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. They're generic.
Yeah, 'cause it was just like sugar and hot.
Yeah. I mean, it's like a candied.
Cinnamon that yeah, that's I don't like Fireball.
But sweeter, even. Yeah, that's what this is.
And the hots not as hot as a fireball, right?
You get that that flavor, but this is like those cheap
Halloween candies from the 80s and 90s.
Yeah, and it's not bad. No, it's not that's it's not

(32:50):
overpowering. I just get that touch of it.
Yeah, I get the touch on the on the finish.
When you give me that second pour, I'm sitting there thinking
what? What is that I'm really getting?
But, and that's what it reminds me.
Of what are you getting on yours, Mike?
Because you got a different batch than we do.
You have batch 10. Yeah, I'm drinking batch 10.
I I was just on their site so I could pull up notes and coming

(33:13):
soon. 22 year old toasted Canadian whiskey in a 22 year
rye. Oh yeah, I'm intrigued.
I made like. That's a lot of years though.
I wouldn't. Say I'm intrigued just because I
haven't had it, but that's usually farther than I.
Yeah, that's a lot of years. It's.
Something I've cared to chase. 15 year Knob Creek or 18 Knob

(33:37):
Creek 18 is really good. Like it doesn't.
It doesn't. It's not like you're chewing on
a toothpick like those are thosetwo for whatever they're doing
it doesn't they? Put their balls in it.
Probably, but they it it's. Take out the bung, dip in the
balls. Yeah, it's they tea bag it and
that's it preserves the Angel share so it never evaporates.

(33:59):
Here's. The Angel share, there's a Jello
share, and this is Jeff's share.It's the.
Way. My name's Jeff.
My name is. Ken.
But the 18 year like but I've had other like I don't like
Weller 12. It's like wood.
It's like chewing on wood and I'm not a fan of.
Well, the way I look at it, Weller Green Label is good, not

(34:25):
bad, not. Green No.
It's just there, it exists. Should never be chased.
Either should red red but. They never put that 25 bucks and
screw on cap. I think that was 50.
Five in a court. Versus 55 in a court and then
they should be done there. I've never had another Weller's
that's made me go, man, I got toget one of these bottles and

(34:47):
keep it in for a special occasion, You know what I'm
saying? Like 12 we tried we were so
excited about but I went this just tastes like really old
Weller's green. Yeah.
And it's and that's what it is like.
And I haven't had the I've had the Cy PB.
We did that on the show too. Yep, that.
Was. I have yet to have that one.
It's not bad, but it's not worththe price I was gonna.
Say we liked it, but we were like for all the because we got

(35:09):
so excited when we're told we got that bottle I.
Didn't get a bottle, I got a sample.
The sample, yeah, that's right. It was sent to us, right?
Yep, I got a sample of it and itwas good.
And we talked because we've beentalking for a while about trying
to get a bottle. It was good.
I don't think it was worth the price or the hype.
No, it's not worth the price. And then?
I'm glad I got to try. It there's there's an orange

(35:31):
label Weller that I haven't had.We've had foolproof.
I foolproof was is good like that's, but it's not it's not A
to me. Nothing is chaseable.
Nothing is hunt this shit down. Pay an exuberant amount of money
for Pay 2-3 times the the MSRP, No.
Not. That it's good what I pay 10
bucks or 20 bucks more. I got hiccups.

(35:52):
Yeah, I would. Would I pay double the triple
the price? No, I wouldn't pay $50 more on
anything. Like my neighbor's got a bunch
of shit that he's he he would like to sell or that he put up.
I don't know. He's not actively trying, but he
said, you know, I got the but he's selling everything at
secondary. And the only two things that I'd

(36:14):
even considered getting, whereashe had a Blanton's black and a
Blanton's red. And because those are probably 2
of the harder ones to get, I'd considered paying the 5:50 for
the 2 bottles. But Oh my God, I'm not doing
that. That I've, I've already stated
that I'm not going to do. I'm not doing that.

(36:35):
I'm glad you did it. I wanted either.
Like it's just not. It's not.
That's one of the things, if I get to try, great.
If I die never trying it. That's.
Fine, pay 550 for them. But I did pay $30.00 for a mini
Blanton's red. Yeah, but that's.
Cute. Yeah, you told us about that.
But that makes sense to me. It's fucking adorable.
It's right there and Sean's trying to give me his mini

(36:57):
Blanton's bottle. He's like, keep take that home.
Like you bought that. It's yours.
Like you were so excited that you bought that.
He's like, yeah, I don't care. You've helped me so much around
this house. Like take it his payment.
I'm like, no, I'll leave it hereso I can look at it at your
house. I'm like, I'm not taking it
home. You you were so excited to buy
that. I'm not.
Pointing, I think it was that pumped.
Yeah, that's. I'm not going to take that from
him like it's, you know, then you have to come over and look

(37:18):
at it in my house. If he was like, hey, here's a
bottle of Elijah Craig, like, yeah, OK, that's a fair price.
You know it would have cost him more to hire a contractor to do
something or whatever. Well, it's like, well, he so
whenever he has a problem, he'llcall me and be like, I need you
to come over here and just be emotional support Brandon.
Like, because I don't panic. Yeah, during crises.

(37:41):
Whatever that's. How I am like it's like.
Bethel, freak out like OK, take a breath like.
Yeah, like it's. That doesn't help.
Anything. No, I've gotten to the point
where like even when our basement flight didn't panic, I
was just like shit, all right, need to get this done need to do
this right. Need to you get the.
Action. But you're not, you know, stifle
the water. Like when his basement flooded,

(38:01):
I walked, I, I walked in and I went all right.
He's like he was hitting and it was before he got a divorce.
Like he's there's something weird with his house and we're
we're trying to figure it out. Like he's got 3 sump pumps in
that house. Indian burial ground.
Probably. Indian burial pond.
Maybe something, but it's. Something is happening.

(38:24):
His house is on it. It's not on a hill, but it's on
a a steep slope so the water should just rush by his house.
Depending on how the land is andthe.
Ideally, the way that it's set up, the water should just.
It should all drain to this one area and then run down like 30

(38:44):
feet away from his house, away from the foundation, everything.
But for whatever reason, something is drawing in.
It's almost like there's drain tiles that they put out in the
yard run and ran it to the foundation as opposed to the
other direction I mean. We all know water takes path,
Path of least resistance, so it's got a leak somewhere in

(39:05):
that basement. So we're then that's what we're
trying to figure out. So the last time before, before
he, he got a divorce and it was I walked in and I'm like, all
right, here's what we need to do.
I said he he went out and renteda commercial fucking pump like a
big gas. Like a big guy.
That sat outside it's. Like the kind they have on gold

(39:28):
miner Gold Rush. He rented one of those.
It was too powerful. It couldn't keep suction because
it was it was sucking the water out so fast that it there was.
No back pressure that it would just end up sucking air.
Yeah, so I I was, I went outsideand then I'm standing there.
Hold on. Very hard.
I put my Dick in it there. You.

(39:51):
Go like while you got it. I mean you.
Already, Yeah, I mean, I might as well use it, but I ended up
going outside and I I grabbed the, you know, they had this 3
inch like rollable hose on it. Like just your, your standards,
you know, not like a garden hose, like a piece of it's like.
Fire hose. You've rolled out, you've rolled
out, but there's no, there's no end on it.
It's just like cut. So I'm staying.

(40:11):
I'm eventually I stepped on it and it created back pressure and
I'm like, hey, I need you to go get me two, two by fours and
some fucking pressure clamps. He's like what I said I I can
fix this. I'll fucking MacGyver the shit
out of this, but I need 2. I.
I found, Yep, I said. I said get me.
I said I need the screw clamps, not the we tried that.

(40:35):
I tried that first and 'cause I just went and grabbed bricks
that I had and I just started piling them on and it it wasn't
creating the back pressure needed.
So I said I need 2/2 by fours. I said, and then get me, I need
your twist clamps for your woodworking and put this shit
together. And he goes what the, the minute
that I hit the right pressure water shooting out.
I mean, he probably had two inches in his basement at this

(40:57):
point. So you know, 1500 square foot or
1300 square foot of water just. Well the problem is he was
trying to dig a post hole when he got a backhoe, right?
Yeah, that well that was that was the other thing.
So like we've we've I fixed it, like got that part fixed.
We got everything drained out and luckily his basement all
tile, so easy to dry, easy to take care of.

(41:21):
So we just, you know, did that and throw.
The dehumidifier on get some airmovers.
Yep, and that's and that's what he does now.
But then like he was, he was swapping out his faucet in the
kitchen and whoever installed this kitchen sink, it's being

(41:41):
held at the four corners of the sink.
But there's no brackets in the middle of the of the sink other
than the one bracket that comes with the faucet that you turn
and lock into place. So the minute that he undid
that, yeah. Is it a plastic nut or a?
Plastic nut. The minute he undid that nut
plastic's better. It doesn't corrode.

(42:04):
Yeah, true, I've. Spent two days trying to remove
the kitchen faucet before. I, the one that we put in, had
a. Plastic get stuck.
I'm like get my saws off. It was a.
Exacto knife. The one that that I before we at
the day we moved in, I replaced the faucet in the kitchen and it
had a stainless steel nut on a brass fitting.
I'm like, oh do not fucking mix metals.

(42:25):
So that was a bitch to get off. Just like races.
Is that the blow torch it? No, I just I I was able to end
up getting it off with some WD40and a really big fucking monkey
wrench. WD40 in the Craftsman.
Wrench. No monkey wrench.
Monkey Ranch. Big motherfucker barely fit.
I had to shove it in there. You.

(42:46):
Get it in there. You're like Tink.
Yeah, that's pretty close to what it was, but I needed the
leverage. Just like Austin Powers, yeah.
Levels so. There you go.
Keep doing that, Mike. Ended up getting it out.
It's a backhand too. I was almost there.
Sean, stop now. Sean went to turn off the hot
water, got out of Crescent wrench, turned the.

(43:08):
Why did he get a Crescent wrenchout to turn water?
The the fitting for the that yougot your hot and cold water
fittings. Yes.
He got out a little Crescent wrench to loosen that up so that
he could get it off. Why?
Was he taking the fitting off for the?
Because you got not for the valve.
Oh, OK, You where you turn up the water.
OK, not to turn the water off. Sorry.

(43:30):
Turn the water off to get the I know, I know, I know.
No, no. The release valve.
He turned the release valve and then got a Crescent rinse out to
take the sink. Disconnect the sink line.
It snapped on the other side of the pressure valve.
Shitty PVC style water line fucking snapped and what?

(43:52):
Hot water everywhere. PVC water line.
His whole house is piped with PVC.
That's not. It's not copper, it's not PEX,
the whole house is piped with P with thin wall PVC.
Not even good. PVC.
PVC is not what you run pressurelines with.
Ever, right. Well, he got the water.

(44:13):
He has a flip. No.
Is this house A? Flip.
He's going. To flip if he.
It's going to float away. Sounds like you hated your
house, but sounds like his is the.
Yeah, his is the one. So he ended up running
downstairs and getting the waterturned off.
And then he calls me and he's like, I need you to come over
here. He's like, I just, I need
emotional support, Martel. Things are happening.

(44:36):
So I go over there and he's like, I'm cutting this here.
There he goes. Before you got here, you guys
have made a fucking mistake. He goes, I thought I'd traced
the hot water line. He goes, it was the cold water
line. I cut into it and cold water
went everywhere. I'm like, damn, dude.
So we fixed both lines while while he fixed both lines while.
I just looked at him like make sure.

(44:58):
You told him what to. Do things go where they should?
So a professional tip which we're well known for on this
show Your handyman corner. Get a basin wrench.
They cost like 5 bucks. Two things the right way.
Well. Get the right tool for the right
job. Don't be the wrong tool for the.
Wrench. Oh no, I'm always the wrong tool
for the right job. Well, you're just.

(45:20):
Always. No.
The consistent thing is, is thatyou're a tool.
Yes, yes it is. So Sean's had a hard time in the
past like 2 years with this house.
Sean has created hard time. Well, the basement flames.
It's not his fault. No, the basement flooding is not
his fault. And yes, he did create himself
some some some problems. He knew he was like, and I knew

(45:41):
if you were here, you'd be like you'd you'd look at me and go.
I don't think that's the line you should cut, Sean.
And I said, you're right. I would say that you'd look at
me and go shut the fuck up. I'd have been like.
Sean And then you would have cutit.
I would have. Looked at him and said, Sean,
before you do that, I've noticedyour whole house is piped with
PVC. Just go ahead and sell it man.
It's just sell the house. No, try again.

(46:03):
Like nothing good is going to happen here so.
Well, if I. Was building a brand new house
and had unlimited funds. Today I'd probably run PECS.
Oh well. So.
Cheap and easy and you can buy breaker boxes for pecs
essentially. For them you can build
manifolds. They make them, they come with.
Them I know I just because that's what I'm talking about
here there's. Nothing better than me able to
get upstairs and be like, oh, that one's labeled kitchen sink.

(46:25):
That one's labeled half bath sink.
Turn it off. Turn it off then.
You can do whatever you want beyond that, yeah.
Well, that's what that's so that's part of my 99 year plan
for this house. This house has pecs, but it's a
luma pecs it's aluminum lined pecs.
So for those that don't know aluminum leeches, that's why
aluminum cans have a plastic liner in them.

(46:47):
I. Never.
Yep. It's things taste bad anyway out
of cans compared to glass. I I agree.
They taste different. Beth loves like, I don't drink
pop anymore, but she'd always belike coke in a can.
Now she tastes like whatever theKroger brand Pop is so at.
Least big K isn't big Ki. Don't know it used to be it.
Used to be I don't Sam's choice,whatever it is.

(47:08):
Yeah, but I'm like anything out of cans is.
Not it's not, it's not good, butI just.
Not beer, not water, Not. But it, it, it so you can see
the leaching in the toilets, like the, there's like a grey
ring and that's the aluminum leaching into the water and then

(47:28):
just basically staining, you know, the toilets.
So I'm trying to figure out whatit's going to be for me to
reroute this entire house in Pecs.
It'll happen at some point. It's just part of the 99 year
plan. And I'll have to cut some holes
in walls to access some things like Lexi's room will be Lexi's

(47:50):
bathroom will be easy to access because the whole like her
bathroom is up against the back attic and it's not drywalled.
So I should be able to access that.
But Harley's room, there's a hole in.
There's a panel access panel, but I haven't taken it off to
see if it's access to everything.
So like you get back there to. I don't get why people.
To replace it. I do get why people aren't

(48:12):
educated. If you're not in the business of
maintaining. Yeah, I don't even care about
because I've done both sides. I've done construction work and
I've done maintenance work. That's why when Sean was
building his container home thathe sold for six figures because
it was freaking sweet. But he said, hey, before I close
in these walls and before I finish up, come over, let me
know what you think. And I said, well, I'm Sean.

(48:35):
You're an architect. You.
You have amazing ideas. I've seen your house.
He had. He put in a thing in his house
where you open his closed door in the first floor and put a
rope, depending on summer or winter.
And it affected the temperature in your house and how much
utilities you have to heat or cool it.
Yeah, because of how he would vent to the attic and out the
roof. Like they're smart about that.
Yeah. He goes, no, just come over and

(48:56):
I came over and I'm like, here'sthe one thing that I noticed
that drives me nuts. You go to any bathroom in any
house that's not built in 1822. Yeah.
And you go in the bathroom, right?
There's a water line. What's on the water line?
Little shut off valve. Look under the sneak.
What's under the sink? Little shut off valve?

(49:17):
What's behind the shower? What's in your wall behind your
shower right now? Nothing.
There's no shut off valve. I knew.
I do know that. I said if you would just get a
little 10 by 1012 by 12 by paneland put in 2 little valves.
I said because what if your shower goes and this is a 1
bathroom little container home. I said if your shower goes down

(49:39):
you have to shut off water to the whole house whatever it is,
camper RV. I said you can literally spend a
few bucks for a panel and a few more bucks for a valve hot,
valve cold. I got 1 back here.
And it's that easy. It's.
Like I would have never thought of that.
So it's like it's kind of like with vehicles.
We've talked about this. The guys that design it aren't

(49:59):
guys that have necessarily had to maintain it right, usually
aren't. They may be brilliant engineers,
but they don't think of OK, but what if this breaks?
And like I've said, my my 2002 Jetta, the 1.8 TI like the car,
I like the style and it was fun.I had the little turbo.
Granted, they were known for issues, but the biggest problem
is the maintenance in my Jeep when the water pump went out,

(50:23):
granted it was lifted. So we don't have to Jack it up.
We don't have to. Dad and I were BS in the whole
time, stopping to talk in 45 minutes.
We replaced the water pump and Iwas on the road.
Yeah. And that was taking.
That was like leisurely. Which I think is funny because I
we had to replace the water pumpin my old.
It wasn't the 1.8 T but it was the two liter and I can do it in
30 minutes. Way different.

(50:44):
They fixed the two. Liter is way better than 1.8 T.
The 1.8 T, when you look up how to do it, you have to remove the
front bumper. You, you have to take everything
off piece by piece from the front.
Fuck all that. And we were like, we're not
doing that. We're just it's a water pump.
We've replaced this on GMs, Fords, Toyotas, Hondas,
Pontiacs. I'm not taking 1/2 of my engine

(51:05):
department apart my my front bumper, my Fender, my wheel,
whatever to access water pump. It's right there I can see it.
10 1/2 hours it took us. And.
I still haven't get into a dealership to set the timing and
we've set timing on realistically probably 30 to 50
vehicles in our lives and we could not get that set.

(51:25):
That's. That's over overly engineered.
That engine was just that was them trying too hard to be
something they weren't. And Volkswagens made fantastic
engines that were run for 1,000,000 miles with nothing
regular oil. I mean regular up.
But that engine was like where Iwent.
I'm just done with Volkswagens. I love Volkswagens.

(51:46):
I don't blame you for. Styling.
But that one right there just set me off.
Of course we had two vehicles with that engine and at the same
time. Because I'm on the Toyotas now.
I. Or.
I the the Camry we bought off ofmom ran into 300,000 miles in
the grocery. Soda 2 moved to Florida and just
drove it down there. Yeah, I'm it.
Never had a major. We didn't replace anything

(52:07):
except a battery and the oil in the.
Filters. I think I'm at 311 and I'm
coming up on an oil change, yeah.
It's but, and I've had the not everyone's been this way.
And I'm not talking cars, I'm talking trucks.
I've had the same luck with Fords.
That's why I say I like Ford trucks.
I've also owned Chevys. I owned a Dodge.
I would own a Ford truck. But I would own a Ford truck.

(52:30):
But my. Fords to 300,000 miles and then
sold them for more than I paid for them.
Was when you steal them, Yeah. Yeah, wait.
That's how we were were, I thought this.
Was what we were. Well now you're in trouble.
I would I would own a Ford truck, but it would have to be,
it couldn't be your run-of-the-mill 150F-150.
It would have to be 1 of the higher tier models.

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You need dads. His is the Platinum.
Like it's I it's like heated cooled.
It would have to have to be likean F-650.
Why? Because that doesn't have the
luxuries you want. It just has the power.
Why? And it's.
It's got the torque. That's yeah, that's all I need.
650 you're driving a dump truck.Right.
I mean the FJ has has. Need a 650?
The FJ has no luxuries. There's no AC, It barely has

(53:14):
power steering because the powersteering pumps going out the
windows. You put the windows down,
there's no air flow. You have to open up the rear
hatch so you can get wear flow. I remember.
The day you were like, hey, it'sa 96, let's look at cigars.
I was like, I'll drive and you're like, no, I will.
I got it. I'm like, I've got a company
vehicle with room and AC and allthe creature comforts.
Now we're taking the FG. I was like, OK, take the FG.

(53:35):
I So I'll take an F I'll take a 650.
Yeah, it's a dump truck. I'm fine with that.
It's a dump truck with a truck bed or hey give me a flatbed I
don't give a shit just. Give me a dump truck.
Just. Give me a dump truck.
Give me a. Dumps like a truck.
I don't. I don't need.
Amenities. Amenities.
I don't need amenities. You just said I won't buy a
regular F-150 because I need more.

(53:58):
I need, yeah, I need. I need a higher level like if.
Trim level. Yeah, not higher trim level,
better quality build. I don't I look at all vehicles
if there's a base model of that.F-150 is not a base model.
An F-158 has a base. Model F-150, Yeah, it has a base
model, Yeah. It's got like 7 models, yeah.

(54:20):
And you also just said I don't buy a vehicle and it's a base
model and it said I have the base model XJ it's got no.
Aminity. Oh no, the FJ has is not a base
model FJ, that's a TRD. Mine out there is a base model.
Yes, I know. I can tell by the rust stain.
OK, that's I'm. I got cruise control, amfm and
ACD player. Thank you very.

(54:40):
Much. Yeah.
And crank windows. Yeah, that's the base model and.
No power locks, that's fine, I love it.
And no carpet. That's the best part.
Yeah, I have no carpet. I love it.
The FJ has no carpet, but I justI've learned that you don't
never buy the base model of any vehicle.
Doesn't matter who the manufacturer is.
I. Bought the base model of that of
219,000 on it 200 and I don't know it's got like 229 now.

(55:06):
Yeah. Kevin drove it and Kevin's got a
way higher end newer truck and he's like, your truck's really
nice. Like I didn't expect it to be
like ride that smooth even. And when I use it the other day,
it's a real drive, No 4 by 4. And we called the limb and all
the miscellaneous yard debris, branches, twigs on Dad's full
car hauler, 3500 mile trailer. Kevin had a brilliant idea that

(55:31):
he'd done it work before. We just threw a rat strap around
the front of the whole pile. This whole, I don't know how
it's like a 16 foot trailer. Yeah, went around another brush
pile they hooked on my truck andI just coasted and they just
poured it all off. Yeah, love it.
Nice. And I paid 5 grand for that
truck. Yeah, not the.
End It's got a giant flower pot and a cabinet in the back.
God damn right it does, but I just I won't.

(55:55):
I won't even if I were if if I were to buy a but.
The thing is, you I I'm just confused.
You said I don't have a base model on 6:50.
There are different levels of 6.52 I know.
But if so, let's just say if I were buying the new Supra, I
wouldn't buy a base model Supra.I want to buy a new Supra.
I would they're coming out with AV8 version.
The new new Super, I would, yeah.

(56:15):
Yeah. The new Subaru BRZ no.
No, no, no, no. That's not, that's not even a
supra, that's a BRZ. It's.
A BMW. I wouldn't if I was the Toyota
Supra that has I think 1. Trim level is a four.
Cylinder turbo. The other one's a straight 6,
but they're giving it AV 8. Now.
I wouldn't. I wouldn't buy the when.

(56:37):
We met. I was driving a Toyota.
I keep up on that. I'm with you.
I love. Toyota I would I would buy the
V8 version of that Supra and the.
Best truck anybody can get is like a 2003 ish or older tundra
TRD. Those are sweet.
I like them. Last forever and they can do 99%

(56:58):
of what the average person needs.
Yeah, if you're not pulling. The new.
Wheel or hauling horses and 10 tons of hay.
It's going to haul your mulch. It's going to haul your.
Wait, even then it's going to the Tundra is still going to do
it can do a fifth wheel. I mean, it's got the towing
capacity to do it. Sorry, the Tacoma.
Tacoma, OK. The tundra sucks.

(57:20):
The Tundra? Yeah, tried.
To like them we went test drove them multiple.
Times I think. And I just can't get behind.
Them I think the new tundras arenice.
I'm not. I'm still not on the hybrid
model. I.
Know like. I would take a Titan over a
Tundra. And the Tacomas, the new
Tacomas, they got rid of that same the same V6 that's in my in

(57:43):
my FJ they had in the Tacomas and the Forerunners, they went
to a 4 cylinder turbo for the new, the ones that are out now.
Tacomas, Nope. If I were buying a Tacoma today,
I would go back to the last model year.
They put that V6 in there and that's the one I would get.
That's what I'm saying. The older line in all the way

(58:04):
back through the like 80s, if you want something that's just
going to run, the old 80s Tacomas aren't going to haul a
lot, but they'll run forever. Yeah, they'll that's a lifetime.
Actually, if they've ever brought the Helix over, I'd get
one of those instead. Because tomato.
Yeah. Those things are you.
Can blow them up and drive away.Yeah, literally the Top Gear did
that. Dropped it from the top of the.
Building. They blew a building up on it.

(58:27):
No, it was on top so they blew building up and it fell.
Well yeah, like 8 floors or. Something, but still.
That's crazy. Oh.
It was beautiful to see. And they that thing still.
And they drove it away because the whole goal was like, let's
try to do stuff to it to make itnot run, but not like cut the
battery cable like it has to. Be like physical.

(58:48):
And everything they tried, when it works, they're like, all
right, we're just going to ramp it up.
And it didn't work. It didn't work.
And finally, next thing you knowit's like on top, it's like 8
story. And they just blew the building.
They mowed the building. They find the truck, turn the
key, and they're like lights come on, wipers come.
On yeah, they even. Starts.
It's just like. They checked everything.
They they checked to make sure the battery terminals and the

(59:09):
battery could be connected and they, I think they had to
replace the battery. I think the battery got crushed,
but they replaced the battery and they just, they got in it
and started it up and drove it off and I'm just like, Jesus,
that's I'm I'm a, I'm a Toyota fan.
I'm with. You.
On that, on that one. So how's that?
So how's that batch 10? We we got there and then we

(59:29):
that's good deflected and. That's good.
You know, little bit of black pepper.
I, you know, I don't think I've ever had anything from old
Raleigh that I haven't liked. I mean, there's been stuff
that's been fine, but you know, old rally puts out quality
stuff. You know what I've never had
from old Rally is just like the run-of-the-mill.

(59:52):
They don't have a run-of-the-mill though, that's
the thing. Not really.
Like the everything they do is ais is a limited run custom blend
that Brandon does. So they they don't, they don't
they're he because he's not producing like a, you know, like
a standard run-of-the-mill. OK, here's the old.
Or bottling bond or 90. Crew for you know a bottle and
bond or here's your everyday sipper it's all custom blend

(01:00:16):
work that's coming out of there it's.
A good product, but it also comes in the fantastic bottle.
One of the best. Yeah.
Do you want to take that? With you, is that decanter?
Sure. I have one.
So I don't. Yeah, I'm just going to throw it
out. I'll take it.
I'll just send it. I'll keep the I'll.
Drive home with it like this outthe window.
I mean, see what? Happened.
I've not seen a cop between our house and yours.

(01:00:37):
I just do to myself. Yeah, now you're going to see
every cop. I I honestly can't.
I mean, like, I might pass a sheriff's deputy once in a
while, but I I basically drive almost the same way as I did to
your old place. Yeah.
And then just continue. Yeah, but I don't the, the only,
the biggest chance I have of seeing somebody is closer

(01:00:59):
towards Circleville, but not in it.
And then at 33, but I'll take 33.
They're usually going north or South or whatever.
And I'm just. Yeah, these are their their
bottle is I mean it's, it's it'ssuch a pretty bottle like it's
you know, I've, I've got 1 upstairs that I cleaned out and

(01:01:19):
used as a decanter. I may keep the cork just you'll
just have to find another cork for it.
A. Lot of people.
Don't do. This, but you can put your weed
in there. You can put your her, you can
put whatever you want in there. What movie is that from?
I'll have to do because I forget, but I used to see it
all. My days, but that was anti
climactic, no? It's not What's the PCL?

(01:01:41):
Sandler Line. Oh well, I don't know then.
But it's not that I'm singular movie.
But yeah, the bottle is I I think the this is probably one
of the best bottles on the market.
Like, I don't know, like the. I was about to say it's it's
very similar to Old Fitzgerald. Yeah, the old Fitz bottles are

(01:02:03):
are really nice, but I think this one, I think this one's
better than the old Fitz. And I would love, I would love
to see Brandon because if he didit, I would, I would fuck it.
I'd take two days off and drive down.
I would love to see him do a bottle like this, a decanter
bottle with a glass stopper likedo the cork like this but also

(01:02:26):
include like a glass stopper that just has so.
You could do it as a decanter. What's that?
I said. You can probably find a glass.
Top you could, but I would I would love to see him do like an
old Raleigh like here like you can't get away from the fact
that old Raleigh is stamped in the bottom of this even if you.
Just need to find a Topper and use an old Raleigh bottle.

(01:02:47):
No, no, I know. But what I'm saying is if you
strip the label off of this, youstill have the old Raleigh shit
in the bottom of this. I would love to see like a an O
an OR like a a a glass Topper that is so.
You know that it's old Raleigh. That that says it's old Raleigh.

(01:03:08):
So you pop the cork you put in, you know, use the last stopper.
Then after that you have this old Raleigh decanter type of
deal instead of. That top looks great too.
It does. And I was about to say it's one
of those things too, where like,he wouldn't, he could just sell
the glass Topper. Yeah, he could do that as well,
like, but I would love to see him just do a trademark, A

(01:03:30):
decanter series. We said it so if he tries to
sue. Him, yeah.
I would love to see him do it. Decanter series, like what they
did with like, I think old Fitz has done it.
Jim Beam's done it like they've all done these decanter series
things. So Speaking of randomly, as I
was looking at old Raleigh batch10, did you realize I didn't
realize I found out, you know, 10 minutes ago that we're on

(01:03:52):
IMDb? No, we're not.
We are. I'm on IMDb.
I've got my own shit. Yeah.
Credits. How are we on IMDb?
So I need to tie this to my. Yeah, like I like I was like,
what the fuck? Because I was looking up how did
you even old Raleigh? I was looking up Old Raleigh Ron
Burgundy and the episode that wedid on it popped up on IMDb.

(01:04:16):
Holy shit I got IMDb credits now.
Great. That's awesome.
Man. How fucking crazy 4. 114 I
should have 440. 9 IMDb. Credits now.
It has from episode 1 on. From which one?
Episode 1 on. No.
Eight years. Holy shit I didn't realize that

(01:04:38):
IMDb was doing. I didn't either.
Podcasts. Oh, we can add how?
Fucking crazy is that? Release date June 6th. 20 It's a
shame that I'm going to shut this down after 450.
That's what I was thinking. Mike, I hope that 30 days on
your Amazon purchase is still infact.

(01:05:00):
Yeah, last week I was like, I I'm going to try.
I'm going to try. I don't know if I can make it
Monday. And then Monday, I was like,
it's not happening, guys. And Martell's like, can we shut
down? He's like, well, just let me
know whether or not to show up next week because let's be
honest and you know, this, it's kind of a power you have.
If you decide to shut it down, we're all done.
Oh, no, I understand that it's going, it's going to get harder

(01:05:21):
with Mike's schedule. That's the problem.
Yeah, that's that's going to be the big issue right now.
Like it's going to get. Just be harder with Mike.
I used to always get harder with.
Mike. Yeah, it, but with Mike's
schedule and I'm working on the weekends now.
That starts next week too, doesn't it?
No, I think next Sunday is my last Sunday.
OK. Yeah, I'm not getting my phone.

(01:05:44):
You have an old one. I'll use that with Wi-Fi.
I I do have an old one, but it'smy crypto wallet.
Oh. Wow, I'll definitely take that
then. No.
I forgot I bought crypto during COVID.
I tripled my money. You put in $1.00 and got 3 back,
no? I put in, well, I, I invest in
the stock market a little in different stocks and a little in
crypto, just seeing what it would do.

(01:06:06):
I put a total of 150 I think andit like tripled and I was like I
totally forgot I even had this. See, I'm I'm still down about 20
grand, OK? Well, that's I I was sitting
here thinking, well, I've made alittle.
It's not life changing and but that's better than being down 20
grand. Yeah, I got I got a wallet hack
and they I've so I lost I lost 5grand in.

(01:06:30):
That. That was awful.
I lost 5 grand in that and then just threw over over the since.
I mean, I've been done since 2014.
It's just been incremental things here and there, a couple
rug pulls. So I think I'm, I'm it, it's
probably close to 20 grand in total that that I lost, but I

(01:06:52):
haven't purchased any since 2019because I refuse to now.
But what I do have, I'm not touching.
I just sit and let it do whatever it's doing.
What? It's going to.
Do. And maybe by the time I decide
that I'm not going to retire because I'll never retire,

(01:07:13):
maybe, maybe I'll have $5. BPC 12.
Bye bye Randy. You have a big head.
I didn't know we talked. About who knows who knows, but
I'm I'm that's interesting that IMDb has us credited now it.
Has every single. Fucking it's crazy episode.

(01:07:34):
Listed. It's it's had to pull it from
the RSS feed. It something like but I was just
like wait a minute, what the fuck?
Episode 19 was our first pumpkinshow.
Yeah, we haven't done a pumpkin show since We haven't.
You did the. Two, but where I'm at now is
different. Than what?
It's different than where you were.
So it's not the, it's not the same like that was the thing

(01:07:55):
that like we did the two shows in front.
Of my house now, but it's based on parade scheduled stuff so we
don't have to. We'd like it.
It would take work to. Set that up and I don't want to
work to set anything up. No, not set up.
Just be here at this time instead of whatever.
Yeah. Be here at 2 instead of 4 'cause
the bands all park in my front yard like their band kids chill

(01:08:17):
in our front. Yard, Yeah, and I don't like
those fuckers. That one year we went out and
all these band directors like get off their lawn and I was
like, dude, it's grass. Like it's it we live.
Here it's fine, it's. Fine.
Hey guys, have a seat. Fair.
He wasn't being mean to them andhe was trying to be respectful
of the property. I love like, get that.
But I was like, no, I said, let him come on.
My wife was a band. Me too, he's laughed at.
She's a fucking nerd. I just like.

(01:08:39):
I was like, I'm married to a. Oh, so that's that's what I said
today. I was at the at the church.
Someone said something. Oh, Jesus Christ.
And I looked at Liz and I went, I probably shouldn't say that
here. Oh well, it's fine.

(01:09:00):
Yeah, Melissa was just talking about that earlier today.
She was like, I say Jesus entirely too much.
And I was like, and I looked at her and I was like, I really
don't know. Do Mormons believe in Jesus?
She was like, yeah, but I don't understand the whole thing.
I don't. Understand the whole magic
underwear. I've studied it not in depth,
but fairly in depth, and it's fun.

(01:09:21):
I bet, yeah. They they say they believe in
Jesus, but. Wow, like.
Saying that is about as deep as it gets from him so.
So I got I got a text from my neighbor Friday night.
There is something going on in your background, Michael.
You. Sound like you just stepped into
Oregon. Like it's, it's a wind tornado.
There's a like a lot of back. I think the air conditioner just

(01:09:44):
kicked on. Jeez.
OK, was your phone inside a vent?
No. Is it better now?
Yeah, like a. Million times.
Yeah, so my neighbor sends me a text, and him and I, I've been
here for two years. We've talked, but we've never
hung out. Holy shit is he fun.
Holy shit there's pictures of meon IMDb.

(01:10:07):
They have a picture of me that Itook with Montel Jordan.
The only place I've ever. Shared that was my.
Own personal Instagram. Yeah, there's, oh, they're
scraping that shit. You know what?
Side note, Sorry, I didn't mean to.
No, no, no. Side note, because I so as a
photographer, I don't want people taking my stuff and using

(01:10:27):
it for other things. So I don't want the yearbook
staff taking my photos without saying hey, can we use this?
Because I'll let them use it. Like I'm not going to tell them
no, but I'll give them better quality stuff.
If they tell me what the photo is, I will give them a better
quality photo. Lexi's yearbook for last year,
they went to her Instagram account and pulled her photos

(01:10:49):
from her Instagram account and used them.
That's kind of fuck. She is so fucking mad.
So anyway, I'm sure they're. Scraping me out.
Because I'm sure they're scraping stuff from.
Yeah, every picture on here is from my personal social media,
which it's public. It's public, so they're they're
going to use it, but. That's like, I just, I didn't

(01:11:10):
know. I always knew I had a video for
that show. But where did you where did you
see photos? On his personal IMDb.
Oh, OK, I. Have a credit from fat guys in
the woods and a. Credit from right, right, right.
I've not been on but it says I was OK.
Gotcha. So so I get a text from my
neighbor Friday night back-to-back to this.

(01:11:31):
This is this is good. I always thought this guy was
kind of very staunch, very stoic.
That's a fun word. Staunch.
Yeah. Yeah, He was just, it's always,
it's always just been this is how he is.
So I get a text from, hey, I'm having a fire tonight.

(01:11:51):
If you want to swing over, you know, just hang out and chill.
Cool. I said.
So, you know, thanks for the invite.
I'm at a football game at Jonathan Alder right now.
I'm fucking out in Plain City. I fucking hate this place.
But if you're out when I get home, I'll shoot you.
If if I see any movement or anything, I'll shoot you a text.
Maybe I'll come on, you know, see about coming over.

(01:12:13):
Yeah. By the time you get back after
Friday Night Football. From it was it was 10/30 so it
was 10/30 when I sent him a textbecause we got home.
I hadn't eaten dinner like Lexi.Lexi had some food.
Liz ate at the concession stand,Harley at the concession stand.
I'm on the field so the only time I could eaten was half time
and I wasn't even hungry then. So we get home, I heat up some

(01:12:35):
stuff. Fuck it.
I pour a glass of makers the thelast of my makers heart release
and I send him a text. Hey, you still out?
I am, and I'm drinking BlackBerry and Crown lemonade.
Come over, I'll have a glass ready for you.
I'll get over there and I'll be goddamned if he did not have a
fucking 24 oz glass of fucking Crown BlackBerry and lemonade

(01:12:58):
waiting for me when I got there.Which, by the way, was really
good. I'd have.
Been like thank you for being a friend.
It was really good. We got fucking drunk.
We he. So he bought that.
He bought that bottle because his so his wife was over at
their daughter's house and theirkids were on vacation.

(01:13:20):
So they're taking care of their she was taking care of their
grandkids. And he bought this bottle for,
for to have for something else and decided to open it up and
drank the entire bottle Friday. Well, hold on.
I get so much better than that. So I'm like, I didn't realize
you were a whiskey guy. He's like, well, I'm not really,

(01:13:42):
my brother's into it. I got some stuff inside, but I
don't know, you know, if it's any good or not.
And he is. Let's go inside.
Well, it it also kind of startedto rain, which was weird on
Friday. So at about midnight, we go
inside and talk about just beingfucking children.

(01:14:03):
We go over to his liquor cabinetand he he's like, well, I've
got, I've got, he pulled out a bottle of Angel Envy and I'm
like that. That's good.
Not my thing. Yeah, he's like, oh, he's like I
said, but he also had a bottle of Weller one O 7.
He had a 1792, He had the and healso had the the Angel envy.

(01:14:27):
So he's like, we'll drink this. So it's it probably had two
pours out of that bottle. I.
Don't know that's a bad place tostart on a night.
Like that, right? Because you know when so at some
point. You that point like, well, we're
halfway there, might as well keep.
Going we didn't finish that. We didn't finish the bottle.
I will say that we didn't finishthe bottle, but we were talking,

(01:14:49):
so we were talking religion and he is super religious dude.
So he was like, Jesus is king, and I'm like, hold your horses
there, Geronimo. Of what?
I'm like, he's like, you don't think he is?
I'm like I OK. Look, I respect you all.
Hold on, hold on. Well, I'm not shitting on
anybody. Like shit all over me.

(01:15:12):
And I and Yep. And if you're in.
I'm just trying to roll my votershort.
That's. It if you're trying, if you're
into scat play, then you know, fine.
But I just, I was like, I that'snot what I, that's not how I
think. And he's like, what do you
think? You don't think he was real?
I'm like, Oh no, I think he was a person.
Absolutely. He was a person, I said.

(01:15:32):
But you realize that religion goes way back, further than 2025
years ago when he died. It's a.
Book that had records of. That and he goes, he goes, no,
no, Jesus is King and I'm like, he is like, and I will beat you
down for this like I will he's like, I will like he just, he

(01:15:53):
just kept. Hammering.
Yeah, he definitely had had. A problem he was he was drunk
before I got there so and I'm just like you're you can't like
you you really can't beat me down over this like that's that
shit ain't going to happen I said I'm beyond I said so here's
here's what I think I'm beyond that I said because there's

(01:16:15):
Greek mythology I said and that predates everything Jesus I said
and then there's Egyptians I said that predates Greek
mythology I said and then fuck who knows what well, they're.
I'd argue with you on the Egyptian thing, but go.
Ahead, they're finding more stuff in in Egypt that even now
predates what they thought. And they're finding stuff isn't
as old as they thought at the same time.
Right, so. I'm not talking religion, I'm

(01:16:35):
just talking. Just in general.
Some things don't add up. Yeah, some.
There are some things that. Don't search pyramids in
America. Oh, there's, there's pyramids in
America. There's pyramids in South
America. Yeah, it's.
There's a lot of things that make me go, huh?
But not. Even it's it's.
And it's more and when you get to that, it's it's more that
these pyramids line up to. But anyway, ancient astrology.

(01:16:56):
So, so I was just like, maybe I said these are, I said this,
this stuff, some of the, a lot of this stuff predates.
I said, I don't think it. I said higher power, absolutely.
I said one guy that you know, died and came back.
I said, I, I don't think that's the case.

(01:17:16):
I said, and you can't be your I said you can't be your father
and your son simultaneously. And he's like, no, I disagree.
I'm like. Well, that's because you're
saying the English translation of the original.
Transcripts. Why?
I explained that to him too. No, I'm saying you are though.
No, I'm not. I don't care one way or another.
I was. Just that's the thing you're
saying. I don't care, but you did care
enough to say it to a guy while you were drunk.

(01:17:37):
Shame on you because I was drunk, I said.
I love that the guy was so plastered he was trying to speak
theology to. I know and I'm just like, it's,
I said you can't. I said we're you're taking words
that were translated years afterevents happened, one from a
language that no one can fuckingspeak anymore.

(01:18:00):
Not true. Some of the sanscript.
Not that. Not the Bible, not the Dead Sea
Scrolls. Well, the Dead Sea Scrolls, but
I'm like some of this shit. The original Bible was written
there, man. Don't give a fine fuck, Randy.
It's a story. Shut up.
Well. I'm sorry.
I'm just saying if you're going to say something, be correct
about it. No, OK.
Because we're drunk and you're not correct when you're drunk.

(01:18:23):
I'm not drunk. You weren't, but I was that
Friday night when I was saying it.
So he's just like, no, no, no. This is like, so we went.
I said. I said I don't use the term
agree to disagree. I said, so we're not going to
use that either. I said, this is where I'm at.
Beyond, beyond earthly bounds. I said not heavenly, just beyond

(01:18:48):
this, whatever this is. And then his wife came home as
we were shadow boxing in the fucking living room.
That's amazing. And she comes in at 2:00 in the
morning and. There's like, what?
She was the fuck. What the fuck are you doing?
And I'm sitting, I'm just like, and he's over there just and we

(01:19:12):
were just fucking trashed. His daughter, she got me.
To my second point, don't do drugs.
His daughter yells down, Hey, Missy's not feeling good, you
need to get your ass up here. And then I hear, why is the
music so fucking loud? And why are you listening to two

(01:19:33):
different things? We were listening to Tyler
Childers on the TV while at The Rolling Stones were playing on a
on a Bluetooth speaker. Amazing.
And I just, I at some point he walked upstairs and I had
poured, I'd already poured like another glass of the 1792 for

(01:19:55):
him. And I, he comes back down.
He's like, she is pissed. And I'm like, yeah, she is.
I said I want to go, I'm going to go home.
You should just be like that'll preach and left.
He goes the next day. I sent him a text.
He goes, I don't remember you leaving.
I said, yeah, I waited till he went upstairs, I said.
And then I just kind of said bye, Mike.
And I walked out the door. He should have been like hold

(01:20:18):
on, what do you mean leaving? Act like you weren't even there
the whole time. It get it gets better because I
get home now. I remember walking out the back
door and I remember walking across the backyard, his
backyard, through my yard and inmy door.
I remember locking the door. I don't remember setting the
alarm and I don't remember coming down to the basement.
So apparently I'd taken, I had along sleeve shirt on.

(01:20:41):
I took it off, I said on the back of the couch.
I sent a voice memo to somebody that said there is a noisy ass
cricket in my basement at 2:00 AM and hit send and then went
upstairs and passed the fuck outin bed.

(01:21:02):
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
Here's my thing, if it brings you peace and joy, good for you.
Oh. I was.
I was thoroughly peace and joyedthoroughly now.
Then I had Roosters last night for dinner and my stomach feels

(01:21:23):
like ass. Don't eat Roosters.
More of a story. Rooster sucks.
It's. All Roosters.
It's all Roosters fault. Not them Canadians.
So anyhow, it was it was a good time Friday.
Sounds like it. I I haven't been that plastered

(01:21:45):
in a long time. I haven't been shadow boxing
since in some guy's living room in a long ass time.
Well. I just pictured that scene from
a beer fest with with Jay Shamala Malaika.
Yeah. So he's like dancing.
He's like, you know what? He's like, I can't get drunk.
I can't get drunk. And then he does.
He's like, I'll Rica suave. Dancing.
And then it switches the real him and he's got like a beer box

(01:22:06):
on his head. It looks like it, yeah.
That's about what it was. Because Mike was it.
Sounds like it was a good time. Everybody else that was involved
is like what? The Oh no, because it was just
the two of us and a dog. You came home to somebody.
Oh, she was in bed. You probably went upstairs.
She was like, go to the basement.
Oh no, she was. She doesn't Remember Me coming.
Liz doesn't Remember Me walking come coming home or walking

(01:22:28):
through the door. You.
Should have been like, how hammered were you?
I was. No, I'm saying you should have
said to her you don't remember anything from last.
Night. I walked.
I came down here yesterday morning and I went, apparently I
came down to the basement. And they were like, that's the
shirt I was wearing. I said because here's my shirt
and then I got a message for it was Paul Geigel sends me a

(01:22:50):
fucking message of just a cricket and I went I don't
remember. What the fuck is that mean?
So I listened to the voice memo and it's like there's a big
noisy cricket in my basement andI just hit send and that was it.
That's that's fantastic. So check us out on the Facebook,
Instagram and Twitter. Insta Google tubes to gram since

(01:23:12):
Mike and. Youtubes and Facebook, Instagram
and YouTube. Insta Google tubes to gram.
Yeah, I said Twitter. Insta Google tubes to tweet it.
Yeah, I should really post something on her Instagram
account, Mike. Yeah, Mike, I know you're busy
out there in Utah, not working or having kids to distract you

(01:23:33):
or anything. It's.
They're getting I am working they're.
Getting moved from store to store every week.
Yeah, yeah, this week was this week.
I had to leave work early because my knee was hurting so
bad. I thought I fucking did
something to it. Nope.
It's arthritis. I'm arthritis years old now.
Awesome. So.
The Mormon saw your hair cut andwe're like, we don't like

(01:23:54):
Klansmen here. Burn, burn spurs and cortisone
shot and that physical therapy, I'm real excited about that.
What's funny to me, as you left Lancaster and went to Utah and
you look more Lancaster now, looks like you got some kind of
chain on. I got this short short hair.

(01:24:14):
Yep, waiting for Josh Allen to take the field.
These are like I'll tell you what boys, I have black forge
too. Pick em up truck.
Get away from these stupid Hondas.
That's a Ford fucking Ranger. I thought you.
Were going to say stupid honkies.
I called my kids crackers last night at the fucking Roosters
and by my kids it was Harley andher two friends IF.

(01:24:37):
They're in your possession for our kids.
So we were running errands this morning and we passed a sign
that said Guadalajonkies this way I.
Love it. I immediately googled it and it
just closed but they had been open for 38 years.
Guadala honkeys. God.
Damn it. Cause curiosity.

(01:24:57):
I 100% would. Have gone.
I'd be like, I'm at least going to see what it is like.
Yeah, 100%. That's immediately what I did.
But I need to but like. Guadala honkeys I love.
Max I was. Trying to explain to.
Somebody just a knock off Taco Bell.
I was trying to explain to somebody the other day that I
like being called racist names and I've been called every one

(01:25:20):
of them. Like I've been called
mayonnaise, I've been called ready whip, I've been called
Hellman's cracker honky, like all of them.
And I love. Dead honky honky, honky, honky
honky me. Too, man.
I've been called cracker. I've been called fat.

(01:25:44):
That's pretty much. What about other?
What about other than today? No, that that was well, I bet
that the boys weren't home. That was just me in the.
Mirror. Yeah, I'm.
Looking at the man in three mirrors, Yeah, it's how many it
took. All right, we're out.

(01:26:06):
Changing room mirrors we got thefront and the angle.
Yeah, might not. Just that.
Goes in the dark. Yeah.
OK. Thanks.
Bye.

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