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June 26, 2019 17 mins

This is the Emergency Alert System for the Greater Chicago Area. All persons are advised to seek shelter immediately. A magical event of unknown category is currently in effect. For your safety, do not leave your homes under any circumstances. Be advised, DO NOT listen to the voices, DO NOT let them tell you what to do. DO NOT look at the EYES, they are NOT there. DO NOHJT LET THEWGM INNN..... THHHHHHHHEYYY WAAANNT HJ STOP FIGHTING< THERERS NO :+POINT TO RESIISTANCE NOHTING CAANNNN SAVVE YOOOOOOUU NOW>

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