Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 300,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!
Episodes
June 11, 2024 • 83 mins
On this weeks episode The boys discuss sex facts like 2.7% of men can suck their own d*ck and semen can lift a woman’s mood 😁 then they have a dilemma from a woman who is seeing the best man she ever met only problem is he is married. This and more!
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June 4, 2024 • 78 mins
Luke and Pete discuss the Netflix documentary “Ashley Madison Sex, Lies & Scandal”. A website set up just for cheating. Pete questions Charlotte LIVE on the podcast when Luke shows concern at the fact that Charlotte hangs out with guy friends on her own. This a more as the honesty continues.
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May 28, 2024 • 86 mins
On this week episode the boy discuss “Bunda Becky” a beautiful teacher with a big bum who slept with her pupils and got pregnant because they gave her attention. Pete went to a strip club and chose a muscle woman and a dilemma from a man who slept with his dads girlfriend this and much more as the honesty continues.
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Luke and Pete discuss irrational fears and how Pete is afraid to get naked infant of women for the first time and Luke is frightened of getting a woman pregnant. They also discuss the dilemma from a loving husband who's wife can longer perform so is it ok to sleep with other women?
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On this weeks episode The boys talk about a guy that got jealous and sent Luke vides of his ex. Then randomly they test each other pain threshold. What are the Top 3 traits a man look s for in a woman and people think that losing a pet is like losing a child this and more.
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On this weeks episode the boys discuss the prison problem where there has been a sudden influx of female guards sleeping with the inmates Luke and Pete know why. They have a weird science story of a fumbling male and an impatient female and they have a dilemma from a woman who asks is her partner gay? Luke and Pete give her the answer she needs.
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April 30, 2024 • 72 mins
On the week episode we talk about the YouTuber who went homeless on PURPOSE to prove he could make a million through hard work and then gives up because it was too hard. Pete does a good deed that he ends up regretting. And we have a dilemma from a woman who’s boyfriend will not post her on social media. What do the boys have to say about that?
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On the this weeks episode the boys discuss the O. J. Simpson case and the possibility of him being innocent. Then we have some interesting dilemmas from the Sheetsters, one from a guy whose brother is dating his old side chick and it makes him feel uncomfortable should he ask him to stop? And another from a woman whose partner is terrible at going down on her, only problem is he takes criticism like Pete. God help her!
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April 16, 2024 • 72 mins
On this weeks episode the boys discuss a doctor who gave free botox in exchange for s*x and the boys question is this wrong? A man who has a gay best friend, beats him up because he claimed they were having an affair. The boys question why two men having a punch up is newsworthy. The French First Lady is suing because she is called a man, and they have a dilemma close to Pete’s heart.
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April 9, 2024 • 72 mins
On this weeks episode we discuss a man who marries conjoined twins and you know Luke and Pete get right into this. with two dilemmas including a man who got the "ick" on a first date and called it off and a woman who wants to understand her boyfriends behaviour.
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On this weeks episode the boys have two dilemmas one where a woman wants to get married but her partner is delaying because he doesn’t have the finances. And the second is from a woman who has a daughter by a man that has a second child and he show preferable treatment to the other child should she cut him off? Find out the valuable advice the boys deliver.
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March 26, 2024 • 66 mins
On this weeks episode the boys discuss a story that has been circulating about a woman who allegedly stole a rich mans sp*rm and claimed child support. They discuss forced fatherhood and spurgling (burgling sp*rm) and the story of Randy the guinea Pig who escaped his enclosure and impregnated 100 females
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On this week episode the boys say good bye to someone who has recently passed away. Then they get on to the topic of cheating and Pete try’s to out Luke. Then they finish with a juicy dilemma from a man who cheats and doesn’t regret it
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March 12, 2024 • 74 mins
On this weeks episode the boys have a dilemma from man who was rejected and humiliated by a girl in school, who then pops up in his dm’s now he’s doing well for himself and she is less attractive. A racist boss who keeps making inappropriate jokes. and some news stories that tickle them.
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On this week episode the boys discuss the viral video of the woman who was dancing provocatively onstage with a rapper while her boyfriend watched in audience. A dilemma where there has been cheating and pregnancy and paternity is in question. Should she come clean
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February 27, 2024 • 89 mins
On this week episode the boys have some wonderful dilemmas including a woman who believes her friend keeps making the same mistake with men, so she wants Luke and Pete to let her have it. A man whose girlfriend wants him to have cosmetic surgery because she is turned off by him. And a man who abandoned his family but wants to go back
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February 20, 2024 • 77 mins
On the weeks episode the boys discuss “Crazy Women” after hearing how a woman sent 159,000 texts and broke into a mans home after one date. Luke tells the story of a similar situation that happened to him. And apparently there have been real life mermaids spotted and Pete is excited I wonder why.
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February 13, 2024 • 68 mins
The boys have three dilemmas this week including one where a woman has been sleeping with her cousin only to find out that he will be getting married soon. She met the fiancee and likes her now she’s wondering should she come clean out of respect for the “Girl code".
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February 6, 2024 • 68 mins
This week the boys talk secrets and how two lawyers held information that could have freed an innocent man from prison. Then they Get a dilemma that makes Pete uncomfortable when a woman ask how rough is too rough in the bedroom
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January 30, 2024 • 80 mins
On this week episode the boys discuss the question should women be forced to join the army If the men are? And we get round to the news that Vince McMahon has stepped down from the WWE after it was alleged he took a dump on a woman’s head, this and much more
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