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Season 6 Episode 18: Forsaken

Listeners, it's been a minute.  Our apologies for the DELAY!  The Gate was shut.  The Iris was closed, General Daddy was on Vacation.  . . 

In any case, we back.  And hanging out at the Vertical Watering O for a humdinger of an episode.   Despite being mostly an annoyed Jack O'neil, a pestered Sam Carter, and a Jonas Quinn who's playing imperceptible 5d Chess with his Rizz game, it's pretty good.  

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Season 6 Episode 17: Disclosure

You know, back in 2003, and even further back, Recap Episodes served a purpose.  We had know binging of every episode, nor rewatching episodes to fill ourselves back in.  We lived lives, people!  Got no time.  If we forgot how many times Sg-1 had saved the planet, or the Intragalactic military strategy of Goul'd Lords, or even how many times Sg-1 has almost f*&ked the planet, we couldn't rely on ...

Season 6 Episode 16: Metamorphosis

It's SPLOOSHIN TIME!  The Russian team bring some jabroni to the Base.  He splooshes into alien goo, so the Gang go investigate his planet.  There's a bunch of weird looking Cultists of Nirrti who swear to their mothers that it's all good, we have sagging faces, and half mustaches, BUUUUUT, Nirrti is a God and we love her and, OH PEW PEW PEW, we got superpowers, you're now in jail, gang.

Will the ...

Season 6 Episode 15: Paradise Lost

Kids, Hallmark's got nothing on this episode.  You want to see a flirty will-they-won't-they burgeon into a full fledge Bromance on the edge of space!?  Full of lakeside chats, paranoid professions of love, and spiced up Arugula that might have a psychotropic effect, this episode will rekindle your belief in true, unadulterated love. 

I think it's safe to say now:  Maybourne is definitely O'Neil'...

Season 6 Episode 14: Smoke and Mirrors

Jack is a cold-blooded Assassin!  Shooting Kinsey, offloading the gun, and whistling dixie right back at work as if nothing happened!  And his alibi of "fishing at the lake" doesn't cut it, cause we all know says yes to his entreaties to go fish. 

Well, General Daddy believes him, and sends out the gang on various espionage missions to uncover the truth.  Get your X-Files Jackets on, and let'...

Season 6 Episode 13: Sight Unseen

Okay, so, the gang find a big bug zapper on a planet.  They come back, Jonas starts seeing CGI bugs everywhere (not everywhere, like TWO of them).  The rest of the gang gaslight his ass, forgetting about the three episodes before where this same thing happened.

Long story short, Colorado Springs gets put on a half-assed Quarantine, O'Neil fights with a veteran, said veteran's grandma gets gaslit by...

Season 6 Episode 12:  Unnatural Selection

Guys, We don't know how or why Hilo from BSG is ALSO  a (basically) Cylon in the Stargate Universe, but we're not going to question our good fortune.  We are going to question a couple other things, however.  Like why the Replicators ALL just chillin here?  What is the weakness these new Cylon Bots are trying to mechanize out of themselves?  And most importantly, what and who, EXACTLY, is S...

Season 6 Episode 11:  Prometheus P1

Hey, listeners.  We are SOOOOO SORRRYYYY about the delay in uploads.  Computers were being repaired, families being attended to, authoritarian regimes to be readied for, you know how it goes.  Thanks for coming back.  

Anyway, this is a pretty sweet episode about some Rogue Rogue NID, Simmons, and a Gou'ld putting one over on the gang, and stealing our one, not yet finished ship.  And it's only t...

Season 6 Episode 9:  Cure

So the gang go and visit a civilization that are DEF not Nazis!  Weird as hell, tho.  They got a super drink that cures diseases, and all they want in return is our rolodex of Goul'd Planets.  The gang is cautious.

Then Jonas and Teal'c break into a warehouse, and Here There Be Gou'lds, all swimmin in the pools.  The Slurm is from them?  Eww.

But where'd they come from?  Will it be a super, canon-defying p...

Season 6 Episode 9:  Allegiance

Folks, we got 3 factions (Tokra, Jaffa, Tau'ri) who all hate each other, in an unsafe and volatile environment, and being led by O'neill of all people.  What. Could. Go. Wrong!

The Predator.  That's what!

Pretty fun episode.  

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00:00 - Intro

6:54 - 24 Seconds

7:49 - Episode Debrief

1:05:36 - Were We Comforted

1:06:00 - Yeh Neh or Meh

1:10:22 - Next Episode

1:11:35 - ComeTrya

1:13:45 - Get...

Season 6 Episode 8:  The Other Guys

This is the Red Shirts Episode!  Where a couple of nerds and SG-1 Fanboys decide they need to rescue the Gang from the clutches of a Gou'ld.  Things somehow go their way as they clamour through air ducts, and find the prison cell.   

O'neill's PISSED though, as this was all part of a secret plan (which they failed to tell the wayward scientists on the planet).  So now the stakes are super real!  ...

Season 6 Episode 7: Shadow Play

The gang roll back to the Planet Colonic where the continent Jonas Quinn is from wants to trade some of their Naquadria for some of our sweet ass guns and planes.  Apparently a big war is brewing between the three continents and poor Colonic is the odd one out.  

That's all the backstory we get though, cause we're too busy hanging with DEAN STOCKWELL, Jonas's old mentor, who tells them about a Resist...

Season 5 Episode 6:  The Abyss

When O'neil is kidnapped by Balls and is horrifically tortured and killed and brought back to life in a neverending loop, Daniel Jackson rolls in, now an ethereal angel, and does the only thing that a Best Friend does when their Friend is going through such trials and tribulations:  Asks him to join his Cult!

Meanwhile O'neil's actual friends make a plan to help him bust out.  Without O'neil needing t...

Season 5 Episode 6:  Nightwalkers

Samantha Scully, Jonas Mulder, and Teal'X visit a normal Oregon town, and get all weirded out when everyone's a little stand off-ish and wearing just flannel.  Hello!?  This is 2002 PNW.  Nothing to see here.

Well, there is a bit.  A shady biotech company, missing persons, and sleepwalking Gou'ld babies. 

Oh wait, still 2002 PNW.  

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6:07 - Episode Debrie...

Season 6 Episode 4: Frozen

Kids, do you like the movie The Thing? How about Prometheus?  Is The Fifth Element your favorite movie?  If yes to any and all, you will like this episode.  It's got isolated bases in Antarctica.  It's got defrosting alien life forms.  It's got philosophical queries into the origins of the human species.  And most importantly, it has Multipass Girl, or the closest they could come.  It's a fun episode!  

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Season 6 Episode 3:  The Descent

So the gang find themselves in the Anubis Ship where Thor was interrogated, and ultimately, digitized.  See, it ended up around Earth, and while that poses some serious plot holes, we don't think about it.  What we do focus on is the random Jaffa who code the ship to crash into the Ocean, the sweet water scenes where everyone almost drowns like, three times, and Jacob Carter seeming to unconsciously...

Season 6 Episode 1:  Redemption (Part 2)

Mean Girl Dr. McKay gets so humbled and allows Carter to finally really see Jonas Quinn, the Daniel Jackson who was right under the Gate Gang’s noses all along! He gets a major glow up and kind of saves the day, total Prom Queen vibes.

Since Teal’c was plot deviced off world, he’s able to get to Anubis and destroy his Earth Attack 6000. Nice!

Also, Teal'c's wife died last episode, and no on...

Season 6 Episode 1: Redemption P1

Jonas Quinn of planet Colonics slow walks down the stairs and he is beautiful!! Just kidding, he’s still mousy and just the sociopolitical nerd next door. SG-1 is looking for a Prom Queen.  All while being spammed electronically by a new Anubis weapon!  They even bring back slimey McKay to also not figure out what to do till Part 2

Oh, also, wife of Teal’c has died, the son of Teal’c blames him, B ...

Season 5 Episode 22: Revelations

The most important thing that happens in this episode is seeing a 30,000-year-old Asgard found in stasis on an old ship because remember how they’re degrading from over-cloaning themselves? They HELLA undersold that.

Thor gets mind-melded to Anubis’s ship and the Asgard calvary show up and chase away Anubis so, that’s that for a big bad with such a big build up. Even MacNeil laments the anti-climax...