The Kelly Slusher Show

Conversations about pretend bank robber, muffins, chocolate lump on a cone, coffee resistance, and Brenda Rogers skit, and Sew Sorry skit and lots of stories and silly talk.

Conversations about funny sympathy cards, an annoying singing technique, strange facts, the alphabet diet, service dogs are now trendy, low self-esteem commercials, and many skits!

Conversations about being a human fly swatter, turducken, my sadness time, croissant sketch, business lamb

Conversations about growing nachos in my garden, a guy doing his taxes at a rock show, getting my first speeding ticket, auto incorrect, horse pieces in a chess game and some silly skits

Conversations about fancy nuts, dog on a string, nodding neighbors, a fake ad for fake auto part store slash hair salon, cat lotion

Conversations about my cute loveseat toe stub, young dude trying to fight a 90-year-old man, me limping around like a dork, Who’s Ralph?, strange phone message, going on a lame date with an ex-prisoner, I’m UMprofessional, impractical pillow trend and Urine Pal fake ad skit

Conversations about an imaginary butler dude, chain-smoking baby, skunk podcast, being a shy entertainer, fast food meditation skit, and more stuff-n-stuff

Conversations about my New Year's Eve regret, my relocation, wacky new friends, I was pretending to be happy, winey sayings, and a very silly guy who thinks he can melt your face off with his guitar shreds

Conversations about bad vibe chickens, fist fighting with a vacuum, playing my show, hanging with funny friends and being obnoxious customers, my Meeka Napkins sketch, Nintendo 64 freak out, and silly fake Christmas commercials

Agoraphobic dad, reading from hillbilly book, fake commercial for fake company called Sew Sorry, playing air guitar, bad marketing for upcycled oat protein. 

Conversations about the weird origins of the Gingerbread man, me at the airport flying on the busiest day, people on the bus talking to themselves, smorgasbords, the out-of-touch realty lady with an outdated current hair-do, and many more stories you don’t want to miss!! 

My very first guest, my brother Kody Slusher, joins me for a hilarious interview. He shares stories of his beeping fly box job, his car breaking down and having to walk 2 1/2 hours, going through the drive-thru with the loudest car, accidentally breaking up a band just by joining, and many more funny stories from my brother Kody.

Conversations about dumb luggage, accidental naughty baked goods, visible invisible tape, not-so-tasty 1980's holiday spreads, eating your house

Conversations about my moms free candy shenigans, my dad's humilation, worst hold music ever, I was bald baby named Balivore

Conversations about Dog Butt Bullet Poo, Rocker Lady Judy Control Skit, Adult Onesies, Junebug Jubilee, living in the sticks in Oregon, a man reading his book at a rock concert, 

Conversations about caesar salad cheese burger deniers, sparkle water jokes, punk the open mics, ridiculous Debbie Nancy skits

Conversations about pumpkin spies, my public humiliation, my cool weird grandma, my new band Slushees, and much more!!!

Shaking Chihuahuas, pantless dentists, bean boats, nacho cheese in a box, stupid nail art, please no headless guitars in my life

I'm chatting about being fresh meat on the roller rink, Elmo almost ran me over, hollering at absolutely nobody, backward talking podcast, water is see-through, and my pump and dump fake ad sketch.