S08 Ep05 - TOM STADE - The Utopia Project

On this week's instalment of the show, we had the incredible, god father of comedy, Tom Stade join us for a chat about all the things that would make up his very own dream planet! we discussed how stand up comedy is on a warpath against the woke movement, how oat milk & what the cluck is not a real substitute for food & ponder ideas for a national treasure that would bring people together under the reign of King Tom! Come along for a little while, escape reality for a bit & see exactly what makes Tom Stade Tick!

The Utopia Project is a comedy podcast involving 3 friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life.

Come on a journey with us as we chew the fat and lay the groundworks for The Utopia Project!

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00:00 - Intro

03:37 - Am I Spiderman?

06:09 - The Apprentice 2025

07:19 - The Business To Invest In This Year

09:13 - What Colour Are Baked Beans?

12:38 - Creme Egg Gadgets

14:50 - Healthy Eating Discoveries

16:06 - Breaking Your Own Rules

20:13 - MassiveStuff.com

21:11 - Argos Is Crazy!

23:02 - Lamb Chop Security Services

26:35 - What's Wrong With Transformers?

32:37 - Should We Let Our Children Swear?

38:00 - Saying Hello To Tom Stade

39:49 - The Best Way To Meet New People

43:36 - People Watching In The Best Hobby

44:52 - The Queen, Lying In State

46:07 - What is caviar made of?

49:56 - Best Directions Prank

51:12 - Being Ethnically Ambiguous

51:44 - Is Vegan Food Real?

53:21 - How To Get Oat Milk

54:59 - What is E4?

56:34 - Adding Water To Chicken

58:03 - Wokeness is Killing Comedy

01:00:24 - The Fun Police

01:01:33 - Live Local, Not Global

01:04:51 - Put Down Your Phone!

01:06:06 - The Best Approach To Social Media

01:07:34 - The Worst Thing To Post Online

01:08:01 - Only Fans VS Real Life

01:08:57 - The Best Thing To Post Online

01:09:53 - The Thought Process before Posting Online

01:12:02 - Stag Do Activities

01:13:11 - Goat Walking

01:15:20 - Keeping Your Personal Life Off Social Media

01:17:38 - Am I Weird For Putting This On Instagram?

01:19:50 - Comedians Always Ask "Why?"

01:22:01 - We Listen, And We Do Not Judge

01:24:20 - Insulting A Guest

01:25:47 - Getting Attacked For Nothing

01:27:36 - Help Me With My Luggage

01:29:33 - Is It OK To Tell White Lies?

01:30:40 - You Should Still Be Held Accountable

01:32:24 - Genocide Is Still Happening Worldwide

01:34:17 -