May 4, 2022 • 41 mins
WE’VE GOT A NEW NAME! PLUS What’s the meaning of your gay star sign? Find out this week! PLUS Carla from Bankstown Zooms through to chat before she stars in Celeb Apprentice. Find out what she did with a Woolies cake for $500, AND who her dream music collab is. ENJOY DOLLS! x
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I haven't had some website.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yes, bitch you hard bumps, Yes, bitch look nice, yes.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Bitch.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hate hate how I how are you? We've got a
new name, you guys, we do have a new name.
We've we've sold out.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yeah, well we're corporate girls now.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah, we've got to pay our rent.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yes, and we are now officially an iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
We are this little thing that we've started. I know,
it is very very exciting.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
It's because I kept selling all the information to the
Daily Mail, right, so they were like, you know, you
guys are really big now, so just a huge, huge,
huge But yes it's hey dole, now not hate b word.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, we're not going to get any any advertising if
we have them.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Well, I said, look, it's for Disney on ice. I
want to have to talk a bit about Elsa's you know,
quick change on the ice, and Disney wen't going to
let us say the word bitch. No, no, so yeah,
hey dol. But you know what, I actually don't even
say hey bitch. It's not two thousand and seven anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I know, yeah, no, I don't think. I think we
both say hey, do a lot more. That's how we
how we greet each other?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Do you know?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I mean, obviously I know your name, but I say,
what if you don't know someone's name, what's your like
go to? Because mine is hey?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Do same? Yeah or dull depends yeah. I mean like
all my friends we all say, we all say hey,
do I do? I don't?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I do? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
When I when I because I work with the club.
When I'm like, don't know someone's name and they're like Tom, hey,
I'm like.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Hey do how are you? My God? It happened a lot?
Does it happened a lot?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Literally every single week about ten times.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I feel like you say that to me every time
I arrived.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I do know, But I also say to people I
know really well yes. So it's like both. So that's
why it's a good cover, because I don't cover. Do
you ever say a mate, no, I hate me? I
never say mate if I hate it.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I would feel very strange saying like hey mate, mate, mate.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah, I know, mate, I know it's weird. Sometimes I
say hey bro, but it's kind of like as a joke.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I've never heard you say hey bro.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I know.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I would never say to you like I said people
at work or sometimes girls always say to girls hey bro, yeah,
or like my boyfriend, I say, hey bro. Oh yeah, anyway,
we've got anywhere, so yes, we're hey Dole. Now everything
looks the same except intead of bit it says dole.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah wait we were yes pitch before.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Oh yeah, so now it's hey do.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
It's an extreme change.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
But I mean, like the low ring looks the same,
like the low.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Everything looks the same. Yeah, it's going to be very stubile.
We're just same.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, and you know, I thought we could this is
probably like is this slame if we call our guests dolls?
Like we know, I like that a doll coming on today?
What we do we do today? Color from Bankstown is
going to be zooming through.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I know. I'm so excited. She's on the new I'm
to get me out of here.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
We get it, your arms to get me out of here.
In fact, the only she's on Celeb she's on Celebrity Apprentice.
The only like Round Leisure you haven't done is Celeb Apprentice.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
This is true. I'm very hungover today, Tom, Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
You're an hour and a half.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I'm so sorry. No, I'm sorry, it's fine, I know,
And I rocked up with these chips and sunglasses on
raping up the front.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah, but you look great.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Thank you for me. I feel crazy. I went to
Joe Creesy's comedy show last night.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I loved Joel. How was it?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
It was really funny?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I'm one of those people that I feel like, I
mean I do. I do laugh at at things and
jokes and things that people say, but like I feel
like more so when someone does something it's funny or
say something that's funny, I'm more reply with my god,
that's so funny.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I did that too, instead of stead of laugh Yeah,
I do that too.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Right, But last night I was laughing my head off.
It was so funny.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Do you know what why? I love Joel Creasy. My
house made him a really good friends and during.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Lockdown he was last night.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, during lockdown last year. I don't think at the
time Melbourne was in lockdown, but Sydney was. So Joel
and his boyfriend were sending us these like cocktail packages
because you had like bars and restaurants are doing like
cocktail packs, right, So every like week or two weeks,
Joel would send us like a cocktail pack, and so
me and my house, I max would have like Margarita
Friday with all these amazing margaritas from a restaurant and
(04:04):
then like tweeds, and then Max would send one back
to Joel, and the next week later Joel would send
us one. We'd have like peanut Killadi Wednesday. Like it
was so fun.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
That is fun.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
That's why I love Joel for the free alcohol. And
then the night before I went to London at Christmas
time and then I left on like the fourth of
December or something. The night before was a Saturday night,
and like my flight was on a Sunday, and he
was over at my house on the Saturday night, him
and my how's it makes to having a There was
a couple of people there and everyone was having pizza
(04:33):
fun and I was They were like, have stay out
with us, come up and I had to get up
early for a flight, and I was like, felt so
lame going to bed because I had to get a flight.
Because the worst thing I can imagine is being hung
over on a flight.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Oh no, I know.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
So I was like I cannot absolutely not stay out
and do anything. No drinks to me.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That should have been me last night. I should have
been I should have had that aged last night.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Quick fun, did you sleep with any girls again?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Not that I can recall, not that I never slept
with a girl. Can we just like I never slept
with a girl? I know, I know, but you know, flip.
People are coming up to me now because obviously they're
just gonna kind of here that I slept with the girl.
A lot of them haven't actually like listened to the podcast,
and so I've got people coming up to me being like,
oh my god, like I can't believe you actually did it,
(05:20):
you had sex with the girl. And I'm like, no, babe,
that's not what happened. It's not happened. I can't remember
what happened, but that's not what happened.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Well, before we get color up on zoom, I wanted
to go through these funny little like memes that I
saw on the internet about gays. So you've got to
pick which one you are. So the first one is
this is like the top seven ways that homosexuals can
curve you, Like your curve is in like ignore you
or like get around having to see you.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Okay, okay, so say it again. It's the top These
are the this is.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
How homosexuals curve you like shade you, yes, okay, I
guess yeah, or like get around having to like talk
to you, y to you. I don't want to go okay.
So you've texted me and I didn't reply for like
ten hours, which, oh my god, that happens all the
way to time. By the way that happens, I'm the worst.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
You are the worst. No, you're the worst.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I take ages to reply to things.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
You don't reply to me, okay.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Number seven, Oh my god, I didn't see this until
just now. That's such a gay thing to say. Do
you always say that's a you thing that's always didn't
see it's still just now, but I.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Feel like you said that to me yesterday. I don't
look at my phone.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
A lot like that much. Number six, save just texted
you and I'm like into you, and I'm like, oh,
you're really hot and then you just go thank you
exclamation point right. Have you ever done that?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I have no, because that's too obvious. I don't wudn't
want to hurt someone's feelings.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
But then what are you going to say, like if
you don't think someone's told young to say I think
you're hot too, or would you just leave them on red.
That's even worse.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
It depends who it is. I don't know. I just
wouldn't reply if it's a message of quest, but like
I would just say you too, just like just to
be nice, you know, do you want.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
I do something? If people like that, I don't follow
on Instagram, but they do follow me if they send
me a message, you know, it goes into requests. If
I can't be bothered to reply to it, like I'll
read it, maybe just delete the message because they can't
tell if you've read it or not. Ye, so to them,
it just seems like it's stuck in my request forever.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, totally, I just delete.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
It's clear and I'm like I don't have the time
or don't I just don't not in but I just
don't care to speak to you on Instagram, Like thanks
for the tag, but whatever. Big mood Number six of
how us homosexual can curve you. Sorry, this is number five?
What's your name again? So, like, you know, if someone
came up to in a club and they'd be like,
oh my god, hey you didn't like them or you
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were like off them, you could be like.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
A, yeah, I think I've done that.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I think I've done that again. This is one like
if you were hit up in the DMS, you could go,
oh my god, you're really funny though, but like in
a shady way, you know, say that all again. Okay,
so like haha or funny though.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Funny though, what do you mean though? This is all
going head text.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Okay, if someone was like trying to flirt with you
and you were not vibing it, haha, You're so funny
because you're just like try let them on line. Okay,
another way, I've probably said this to you as well.
Oh sorry, I've been busy all day.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
You've definitely said that. I feel like you said all these.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Number two, maybe if you like asked me out, like
to go to like dinner or something, and I just
wasn't vibing it and I was trying to curve you,
I'll be like, I'll let you know. That's like, no, yeah,
I'll let you know, but I just am definitely not
saying now. And then another one in number one, if
you were like gonna be hitting on me again and
I just wasn't vibing it, like oh you're so sweet.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Oh I say that, but I feel like no, I
say that to like everyone, even if like I am
into them, I'll say your like, that's to me. That's
like me letting on that I am like into them.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Would you go, ah w w, You're so sweet.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I feel like the is what gives away that you're
not interested.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yeah, And then I've just really quickly got like the
I guess like star signs of what kind of gay
you are? So tell me your star sign and I'll
tell you, according to this like list, kind of gay
you are.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I'm a Capricorn.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Capricorn is a dumb gay.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Oh fuck off, not wrong.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I'm a Taurus and mine is a shady gay.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I can say that, yeah, I can say that.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
An Aries is a controlling gay, okay. A Gemini is
dramatic gay. Okay, cancer is an evil gay.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Right.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Leo's are extra gays.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yes, I can see that.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
A Virgo and insecure gay. Oh, Libra a basic gay,
Scorpio a super gay sagittar, and I'm not gay gay?
An Aquarius and is a creative gay. Where'd you get
this from some dumb internet? I just laughed because I
was like, I am shady, you.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Are shady, and I'm dumbe. It's out checks out.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
All right?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Should we get Parlor up on the line.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Let's scatter out, Let's get her up on the screen.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
If you live in Sydney, you probably know her. If
you follow politics, you probably know her. If you're a
bad bitch, you probably know her. Know her color from Bankstown? Hello,
how are you?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Thank you? I'm good, Thank you for that amazing introduction,
Like everyone should know. If you're a bad bitch, you
fucking know color from banks Sound.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Period period period bitch.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Anyway, I'm just really happy to be here with two
of my favorite gays in the whole wide world.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Bro. Stop it, I love it.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Oh my god, stop it. I've got to tell you something.
First of all, Jack, I'm very, very disappointed that you
chose to not sleep with me as your first woman.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Oh my god, a bit rude. Well you could be
my second ribes yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
But I'll give you whatever you one. Bro, don't you
worry about that. I'll show you a good time, don't
you are?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
The Jack slept?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
It wasn't even pretty, So okay, can we just like
back it up for a second.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
You're always up.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I didn't actually sleep with a girl. I didn't. This
is it's all become lies and Ellie story the story
is just like taken off and it's too much. I
can't deal with it.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
That's what happens when you tell the Daily Mail ship bro.
The Daily Mail spins it out of control.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
All they do they do. Have you had your share
of that kind of stuff?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Not yet. Everything has been pretty good. Actually, I've been
very I try to make friends with the people at
Daily Mail so they don't like write shit about me.
So I'm in the good books at the moment. So
I really do that. I feel like after this interview though,
I'm probably going to get something's going to come up
about color. It's going to come out. I don't know.
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But I do actually have a story because it just
reminded me when I was talking about gay people. So
I was using the app. I don't know if you
know about this app, revolutionary app called Grinder. Don't literally,
I just found out about it. I just found out
about it. Really.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Women aren't allowed on there, though, Why are you on there?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Right?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Everyone has their price, Everyone has their little kink that
they want through. So I was on there and this
guy messaged me and he's like, oh my god, you
are stunning. You're beautiful. I love your hair. This that Meah,
but I know, I know I'm hot. You don't have
to tell me twice. And he literally said to me,
He's like, I've got a proposition for you. I would
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really I have this like fetish and I really think
that you could fulfill it for me. And I'm like,
all right, bro, Like what do you want to do?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Like?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Tell me the peace? So he wanted me to go
to Woolworth's and buy a one of those like chocolate mudcakes,
you know, the really good chocol mud cakes that Wullays
have the best cake in the whole wide world.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
And he wanted me to go to his house. He
was going to be the door was open, he was
going to be laying on the floor with a blindfold on.
He wanted naked, completely naked. He wanted me to put
the cake on his stomach and then he wanted me
to squish the cake between my body and his body.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Oh sandwich.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
And that's like like a sandwich, that's what. And he
was going to pay me five hundred dollars for it.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Oh my god, do it?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Did you do it? It was the easiest five hundred
dollars in my life. Bro, I swear to God. Oh,
I like, you know, but you know that saying you
can't have your cake and eat it too, bitch, you
can and from it five hundred bucks and I got
readingbursed for the cake too, so it was like five
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hundred and five dollars. Like that's it.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Oh my god. I know I feel like I've had
I'm sure you have as well. We've had like quite
a few propositions over the years.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yep, have you yet You've had weird stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
We I feel like we should just start doing that,
make a quick buck.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Yeah. Well, I got tricked into one sending photos of
my feet and I got a thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
A thousand dollars, one thousand dollars, bro.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
But it was for work, and it was like a
setup and I didn't know, but I still got the money.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I was like, whatever, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
You set you up like people at work.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Oh yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
You can say it was Kyle, Yeah it was.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Actually Jackie, but yeah, I was like a thousand mistaking.
So I went to Balenciaga and bought some. In fact,
the sweat pants are wearing right now amazing because Justin
Bieber was wearing them in a campaign and I was
like I need those, and so I got them.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Oh God, how good.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, it's some weird fucking shit on that app I
swear to god. Bro. Like so many people were like,
people want pictures of my feet. Bro, I've got Shrek feet. Bro,
I've got like thirteen feet. Bro, you're not getting get
out of my swamp. Bro, you're not getting the feet
pickus at all. No, no, no, no way.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Well I can say that the more famous you become,
the more people are gonna want weird stuff from you
because you're about to be on Celebrity Apprentice.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Oh how exciting that is?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
So exciting? Are you dying?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I'm like, I'm still a little bit in shock because
how the whole thing went down. Like I got an
email from this lady and she was like it was
from like Warner Brothers, And in my head, I was like, Bro,
Ripple's Drag Race down Under is part of like Warner Brothers.
Like they just stribut it onto stand or whatever. So
I thought I was being asked to go on drag Race.
And I was like, bro, I can't sew. I can't
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fucking walk in Hillsboro. What am I gonna do? Where
fucking slides into the work room. No way, Remember she
wore well, And now I'm looking back, I'm like, bro,
I could have just fucking done.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
It, Bros.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I've got every book.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I'll just bring Crocsbrough, I've got like twenty thousand pairs
of crocs now. So but no. I emailed her back
and then she called me and she was like, you know,
we really love you here, Warner Brothers Channel nine loves you.
We really want you to be on Celebrity Apprentice. And
I was like, get the fuck out of town? Really me? God?
All right? And literally the rest is history. And then
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I'm just, yeah, did you have.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
To think about it or did you say yes straight away?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
At first I was like do I really want to?
Is this something that I really want to do?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Like?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
How? Like what am I? Like? What are the logistics
of it? Do I have to be in like a
wig and make up twenty four seven? Like? What is it?
And we worked out, like you know, how it was
going to work in terms of like doing Carla and
then being out of Carla and all that kind of stuff.
So that was really really good.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
How does that dynamic work on the show with obviously,
without giving too much away, well, I.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Would say like maybe like ninety percent of the time
it's Carla and then the rest of the time it's
out of color. But the boardroom is always going to
be Cola. Yeah, so you're always see the good looks,
the wigs, the hair, the makeup, the shoes, the.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Turg looks apart from the wig and the makeup. When
you're out of Carla, how similar to Krla? Are you?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Well? I actually someone recognized me when I used to
work at JB High Fight. Someone recognized me out of Carla.
And at this stage I had like taken a break
from Carla, so I had like the full facial hair going.
I was just like, let myself go. I was not
into it. And this like little kid comes out to me.
He's like, excuse me, are you Carla? And I was
like yeah, and he's like, oh, I love your videos.
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Are I thank you? And I'm like, just a question,
but how did you know it was me? And he
looks at me dead in the eyes brain He's like,
I could tell by your body? Am I the shade?
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Me? Bro?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
All right, my body? Thank you.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
The first time that you showed up to set not
as Karla, but people like, who's this, A couple.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Of people didn't reck like they didn't realize it was
me until like after, because I was always I always
had to be the first one on set to get
into hair and makeup because obviously we have to be
out of there and onto location wherever we're shooting by
like you know, eight nine o'clock. So my call time
for makeup was like I think one time, the earliest
I ever had to do makeup was like four thirty
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in the morning. Yeah, to be driving to location by
like seven.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
How long does it take to kind of like get
this beat happening with the wig with everything.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Oh. They asked me if I wanted to do my
own makeup for the show, and I was like, fuck
yeah bro. And then I'm like, hang on a second,
I could get someone else to do my makeup.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I want to have to worry about it, totally.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Turn up and just do whatever. So they hooked me
up with my makeup artist, Pablo, who is incredible. Pablo
Perhabs is just he's so beautiful. So him and I
just like turning looks and it was like maybe we
got it down to At first, it was maybe like
three hours because we were just like trying to perfect
perfect it, and then by the time, you know, the
(18:14):
show progressed on and whatever. We ended up telling them
still telling them like, yeah, it's three hours for Carla
and we were done in like an hour and a
half two hours, so we could just have a vape
in the background and.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Just and do you get to wear different hairs and
different costumes like or do you have like a Carla
look that they make you stick to.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
There was one particular wig that they wanted me to
wear for everything, which was probably a good thing because
there was a lot of days when it was really
hot and the you know, long hair is just too
much and I was just over it. But no, like
we I had to bring. I bought like most of
my own clothes that I just wear normally, and I
got to plug all my Carlo merch and you know,
just wear whatever.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Really I need to buy some of this Cala match.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
We are going to be relaunching before the shows, so
I'll let you know.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Please, Oh my god, wearing something now this is a
sharyln But oh my god, we love Sharylan Barnes.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I love shs.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
We do.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I'm actually thinking of trying to get color jock straps.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
I feel like that, Yeah, that would go off, that
would go I.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Feel like that's very up your alley for both of you.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Really, you do I vibe, but it's definitely a jack vibe.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
What about would you do a thong?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Oh yeah, like a color song with like my face
on the crutch. That would be hard, absolutely, but maybe
like the hole where my mouth is like opened and
then like you you know, you could put it through.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
That's a good idea. That's a idea, like a crotch
like the girls wear like a teddy. I think it's
called the thing pops open.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Oh wait, what pops open?
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Doesn't the front pop open where the puss goes.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
It's like a clip and then on clip it so
you can get in there.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
You can get in there.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Yeah, what I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
In my time, I've never wait. So this is a
female song.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Yeah, I think it's called a teddy Teddy.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
It's like like like the little night Slip, but it's
got like the garden now on it clip you know,
like a night like a little silk night slip. Just
google it.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Just google it, okay, So just quickly, like how you've
been doing Carla for quite a long time. How did
you like come up with the idea? How did you
come up with the name Carla? Are you from Bankstown?
Like back to the OG days?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Tell us where was this born?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Carla was born from a pile of rubbish, broke Carla. Like, So,
my friends and I we just kind of we like
to people watch, and we would always sit at places
and they would always ask me like, Okay, what's their name,
what's their story? Give us like a vibe of who
they are, and we'd always just make up like characters.
(20:58):
And I've always I've got a million characters. I've got
like multiple personality disorder or some shit like that. Bro,
It's it's out of control. So I was just like
playing on it. And we were at macas at Bankstown
one day and these two girls came up to us
and they were like epitome of Bankstown, both head to toe,
added ass trak suits, bro tea ns I love her
middle part. They had the big Napoleon Purtis lashes on.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
They were leaving the full fantasy and they literally they
came up to us. They're like, b excuse me, do
you got two bucks? And I'm like no, no, sorry,
Like what about one buck. I was like, no, I
don't have one buck either, and they're like, bro, how
the fuck are we supposed to get our ice cream now?
And then they just walked away and me and my
friends are like, what the fuck? And they literally like
(21:43):
they're like, Okay, what's her name? With the story, I
was like, Bro, that's Carlor from Bankstown. And then it
literally just stuck to that. And you know, growing up
in Bankstown and knowing girls who are like that, not
necessarily you know Middle Eastern people or Middle Eastern girls,
like just anyone that lives in this area. You just
adapt to the culture. Yeah, to the lifestyle. Wasegoing the accent. Bro,
(22:04):
it's it's it's a whole thing here.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
So you grew up in Bankstown, like your whole life.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
So I lived in when I was a baby. I
lived in like Burralla or some shit. It's like, it's
like in the area sort of kind of where is that?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
What's the area? I need to ask this?
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Okay, my boyfriend is from the West and he explained
to me the area very recently. Okay, but where's your
boyfriend from punch Bowl?
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Yes, bro, that's the area, right. You'll probably explain it better.
Area the area if you're not from Sydney. There's there's
the city and the eastern suburbs, and then there's the north,
the South, and the west, and the west is the
biggest because obviously we're on the east coast. It just
keeps going and going and keeps going off. But there's
the area is a certain part of the west right color.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
That's it. So you've got there's there's all different people
will say different things about the area, but when you
say the area, it's more like the real heart of
like southwest Sydney. So you know, the area for me
would be like Bankstown, La Kember, punch Bowl, like bass Hill.
And then you've got like the other side, which is
(23:11):
like you know, Mount Druet, Blacktown, Dune side, like that's
another area. But the main area is like my area,
which is the Bankstown area in the area.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Yeah, that's what they're talking about.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Okay, Yeah, because I've heard you say that over the
years and I've never realized, like which area, what area
are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
If you if you say to someone, oh, yeah, from
the area, they they just automatically assume that you're from
one of those places. If you just say it.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Okay, right, that's it.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Okay, the area now it's just quickly back to Celebrity Apprentice.
I don't there's no date yet, but I know it
is coming out very soon. And guess what I saw yesterday?
What I saw the ad on the side of a bus.
You're on the side of a fucking bus, joking me, No,
I saw it drive through.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
I was.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
I was in the city, I think, and I saw
the whole cast and Sir Alan Sugar's in the middle.
It's really cool, bro.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I'm gonna have to go to this city more often.
Get out of the area. God, bro, you know what.
You know what's really funny though, I have a bus stop.
So the bus to Bankstown, like to get into like
the main part of Bankstown with the shops and shitt is,
it's right outside my house to get there, and then
it's it's down the street from my house to get home.
So my mum keeps saying to me, She's like, Carla,
one day we're gonna be sitting at the front having
(24:32):
a drink, having a fag and we're gonna literally see
the bus drop puss with your face on it. And
then can you imagine me like, I don't drive, so
I had to catch the bus to places. Bro. If
I get in the fucking bus and I'm on the
bus the buss be like, Bro, you're on the bus.
Why are you catching the bus? It's gonna be like
a Bredshaw moment.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Bro, Oh my god, it is. You're gonna have to
do something. That's what you should do. Really reenact that
like exact moment in the Pink Too Too.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
That is such a good idea.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
But instead of the water from the bus tire splashing,
you should have someone like throw a bucket on you.
I'll throw a bucket of water.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Throw a bucket of like garlic sauce, sort of bully or.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Something like a ratchet version of recreating the Sex and
the City. That would actually be so funny.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
That's so cool, a full circle. I mean, I know
you haven't seen yourself on the side of the bus yet,
but what a cool moment that you and mum were
having fags outside thinking that you're going to be on
the side of a bus and now you're on the
side of a.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Bus literally, Like it's so cool. It's so weird, like
for so long, like every year for New year's my
news resolution. I always like, just talk shit. I'm like,
I'm going to be famous. That's my goalie, sees to
be famous. I'm going to be on the TV. And
now it's like it's actually happening. I'm like, I actually
don't want to see it. I'm actually very nervous because
I don't know. I don't know what I've said off
camera on camera, I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Are you nervous like you about your edit?
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Like being a villain edit, because I think being the
villain edit would be kind of fun.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
I mean, look, Color, I wouldn't say that Color is
a villain in I feel like Carlie is more like
a person of the people that stands up for what
she believes more of what it is. But I have
heard from several different people that Carla has a really
good edit, so I was I was very happy with
that when they told me, actually no. I was at
Marti Gras when I was doing the TikTok flow and
as I'm walking through these guys like screaming Carlo in
(26:19):
the crowd, and I walked up, I'm like, Hi, He's like,
I'm working on Celebrity Prentice. I'm doing the post edit
right now, and you have the best edit.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I was like, thank you, I love that.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Who is your least favorite on the show?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Now? Who did you not get along with?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
I got along with pretty much everybody to a certain extent.
I think you'll see it on the show, like I had,
I had a friendship with everybody. I have a soft
spot for pretty much everyone on that show. I think
the only person that kind of pissed me off that
I didn't really have any fights with that person. It
was more just like I was just kind of speaking
up on shit that they were talking about. Probably what's
(26:55):
his name, the guy from the block, Ronnie?
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Oh yeah, Ronnie and Georgia.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yeah, so he was like, you know what, off camera,
he's a nice guy.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
I could tell you every last twenty years.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Yeah, just a bit of a gronk, that's it, okay.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
And who was a favorite. Who'd you get on with
the most?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
I would probably say most of the girls. We connected
very quickly, and it was just very like much we
had come out of like lockdown and not being able
to see people for so long, and then we got
like chucked together on the show and we all became friends.
But I think i'd probably say like gamble Samantha Jay
Brontie like especially Sammy j like her and I have
just become like best friends. Oh we're trying to get
(27:40):
I just want to get into the studio because we're
trying to get a song together for me. Oh my god, Yes,
I think that would be iconic.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Bro, that would be you could do like she could
do the singing, and then you could do like a
Nicki Minaj verse at the Bridge.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I want to do it. I want to do a
song called Sugar Daddy, and it's going to be all
about my my Lord Sugar. Bro big shugs.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Yes, well, she had a song called sweet Talk, so
maybe you could even do like like a remix of
her and do a verse about Sugar date about Lord
Allen Sugar.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
If I could pick any Samantha Jade song to do
a remix of, though, it would be fire Star.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
She's got so many bangers.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
She's got great Yeah, she's got some good hits.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
When I first met her, when we all met each
other for the first time on camera, she came up
to me, She's like hi, and we're like talking whatever,
and I was like, I just wanted to let you know.
Fire Starter is the best greatest Australian song of all time,
untouched by the veronicas Bro and you're a gay icon
And she's like, oh my god, thank you so much.
That's so sweet. I was like, Bro, she knows.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
I've told her that times. She knows. She's just so
nice to be like, God, thank you.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
She plays the game.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
I love her.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
So you're working on new music.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
At the moment. Yes, I have been writing some new stuff,
trying to get maybe possibly like an EP coming out,
just a couple of tracks, a couple of bangers for
the club for Puff Bro. You know. Yeah. So I'm
actually I've actually got a performance that puff coming up soon.
I think June. Actually did you know about this?
Speaker 3 (29:20):
I work there, I a few weeks ahead. But that's
exciting because I know you were meant to do it
last year but then lockdown happened and it got canceled
because all the clubs were Cancyeah. So I did know that,
but I'm glad that.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
I'm very glad. No.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
I think I think they said sometime in like June,
because then the week after that they asked me to
do the drag house that's coming to Sydney. So it's
like kind of like a little in the dark, like
the drag fest that they do. So Tricks and Mittel
is going to be there, Hanakonda and they asked me
(30:02):
to be on a two and they're like, can you
do two spots? I was like, sure, I'm gonna have
to pump out another song real quick, brain, I don't
know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Oh my god, maybe you should do Do they want
you to do your own songs or like like lipsing to
other people's No, you're gonna do my own stuff? Oh okay.
So I was gonna say, you could do Samantha Jade Firestarter.
Imagine you do that and then you bring her out.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
You know what. She would be so down for that.
If I rang her right now and told her listening
about Sammy Jay, we're gonna do fire So she'd be like, yeah, of.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Course, yeah, okay, and you should. You should do it
with her. Like imagine the crowd would go, The gays
would love that, they.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Would die, would be fing I'd be front row smash.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
I'm gonna keep that in the back of my mind, think, yeah,
of course you're gonna be smashed. Brow smash from last.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Night stop, don't expose me. I know.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
I walked in here and I was like, I've got.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
My I've got my mission.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
I'm not meant to be. I'm on my month three
of well, I can't even speak. I'm on my like
month of no alcohol, and I've never been more hung
over in my life.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Oh my god, what happened to? Oh my god, I
forgot about that. Jack has not been drinking for a month.
But how long has it been? Because you didn't last
a man, it lasted a week and a half, bro.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
I tried that with with I tried to get off
dick for a while, and I ran out of batteries
from my vibrator within the first like twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
So you don't have to do that batteries.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
How long did you last?
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Maybe thirty hours? That's it I was. I was hitting out,
said thirty hours, like twenty twenty four hours? Whatever? How
long is it? Day? Brow? Don't fucking know maths? Bro,
It look like I know maths.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
No, she said, do you get a lot of dick?
Are you are very set? Like? Are you very sexual person?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
I'm not really looking at the moment. I would like
to have somebody, but I'm not really looking. I'm more
just like kind of focusing on what I'm doing with Carla,
totally trying to get that off the ground. And you know,
I guess now once the show is will see what happens.
But you know, even on all the dating apps, I
still get that message me and they're like, oh my god,
you're Karla, and it's like they want to talk. They
want to talk to Carla, not to not to out
(32:05):
of Carla. Do you know what I mean? Yes, Like
I don't know that is there like an app for
celebrities get on there?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I've heard about this. Is it a thing here? Because
I know to think I'm a big thing.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
I definitely can get it here, but I don't think
there's very many people on it here. But you definitely
can get it. And but you have to that I
think you can be invited to be on it or
like someone's got to recommend you to be on it.
Another person.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Yeah, but it only used to be celebrities, but now
it's people in the industry, so it could be like producers,
high high level makeup artists, Like it's people in the industry.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
That's pretty cool in the area.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Yeah, people in the area in the area.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
So obviously you like grew to fame on social media
as like the og as the like your og kind
of way into the spotlight. Do you get a lot
of like trolls and stuff? Because I mean, not only
are you like doing a character, and I think a
lot of people will probably not get that, but you're
like a boy in a week and makeup. Actually people
love to hate online. Do you get a lot of
(33:04):
like trolling?
Speaker 1 (33:05):
When I first started doing Carla, it was very much
like that. It was very much like, ill, you're gross,
You're disgusting. Trans people are disgusting, like a whole fucking shit,
And I was like, this is not happening. So I've
kind of adapt Like at first, when I first started
getting a lot of it, I was reading into it
a lot and it just made me feel so fucking shit,
and I was just like, I can't do this anymore. So,
(33:27):
you know, I thought to myself, you know my friends
are talking to me, they're like color then you can't
read the comments. Stop reading the comments. It's not worth it.
I'm sure you guys can relate, like, just don't read
that shit because it's not worth it. And so I
just kind of adapted this new thing where if people
are going to talk shit to me, I will fucking
just copy paste it, put it on my Instagram and
call them out. Really don't fucking care. Bro. If you've
(33:49):
got nothing nice to say, don't say it. And if
you do have something horrible to say, bro, and be
prepared to pay the consequences of getting an article written
about you in the fucking Daily Telegraph. Bro, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
If you write that shit, like, you can't expect it,
not like if you're going to pot, they can't expect
you not to post it if you put it out
there exactly.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
But it's just like, and I don't get it, you know.
And there's a lot of people out there who might be,
you know, trying to develop a character like Carlo, or
trying to get into drag or just trying to express
themselves and all that kind of stuff, who don't have
a lot of confidence that read that kind of shit
and think to themselves, Bro, maybe I should just kill myself,
or maybe I shouldn't do this, or maybe I shouldn't
(34:29):
do that, And then it just takes away from that
person's light, like it just dims their shine. And it
just makes me so sad. So I'm just I'm all
for the fucking the trolls out there. You guys can
eat my ass broke, do it please?
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Waiting like I'm waiting, but also a white guy also
hit her up because you can also eat her as.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Oh my god, you know what, actually, Jack, you might
enjoy it. In the area, there's lots of d L.
I don't know what kind of guy you go for,
but in my area there's a lot of DL guys. Here.
There's a lot of like undercut, like really mask hot
muscly Arab men that just just wants to see on paper.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
That's great in theory, that's great, but like they don't
really know what they're doing a lot of the time.
That's the thing, because they're not do you like, don't
you reckon? Because there's like they're like what DL on
the downlide blank great profiles. Yeah they're hot, but it's
like the idea of it, So I don't know the
idea of it's hot.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
I actually had this guy. I went to Hoyt's at
Bankstown one time with my best friend to make her
and her and I waiting in line, and this guy
was talking to the lady that gives you the popcorn
and the tickets and ship and I walked up to
her and she's like hi, and then she's like, oh
my god, you Color from bank sounds like yeah. She's like,
oh my god, I love you. Gave me fucking discount
on popcorn. She gave me a free drink, free upgrade.
(35:48):
I was like, oh, this is the best. And then
the guy, the guy next to her, was like, who's that.
She's like, that's Color from Bankstown. And he's looking at
me because obviously I wasn't in I wasn't in the gig,
the giche at all at that time, right, And he's like, oh,
I actually thought you were a woman this whole time.
And I was like, oh my gosh, she thinks I'm fishy.
(36:09):
Oh my god, thank you so much for that. So
you know, I've been clocked multiple times. But also some
people are just so stupid that I don't even realize, bro,
what's this woman doing here? I'm like, Bro, I have
five o'clock shadow in ninety five percent of the content
that I don't know how you don't see it because
I see it all the time.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Like you said, people are dumb talk, get hit.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
That's it period exactly.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
That is it? Is there any more tea from the show?
I really want because I've never watched a slab, I
never watched I've never watched Celebrity preentice I know, so
this is going to be my first time watching. Obviously
I'm gonna be watching because you're on it, But like,
is there any more tea? What else can you share
from the show without us getting sued?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Well, I will say that there was a few times
where I might may or may not have been just
a little bit in intoxicated when we were doing like
boardroom stuff and then going into like the winner's room
when we all like kind of kiky after the thing
and whatever.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Who gets the most pissed?
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I would say probably, I don't even know. All the boys, man,
all the boys were just like going hard on the
beers bro that would just got out of control. It
was a lot of fun, though, And the boys used
to call me fish Bowl because we had these giant
wine glasses and we'd walk in and they'd be champagne.
We have champagne and cheers or whatever. Yeah, And I
was like, I don't really drink champagne. That much. I'm
a white wine bitch. I need my pinagrigio, I need
(37:32):
something like that, and I literally would. I poured this
bottle into the cup and it literally filled up the
entire cup with like space left over. That's how big
this cup was. Here's me just sitting on the couch
with this giant bottle fucking glass of wine, just drinking,
watching what's happening. And then like, I think that's when
Carla got a little bit more looser with what she
(37:53):
was saying to people, and when people pissed her off,
shut the fuck up, You're a gronk. Why are you
talking like that, and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
So that was good. I'm excited. I'm very excited to watch.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
I cannot wait to see it. We don't have a
date yet, but it's probably coming out very soon because
youre on the side of the bus already and they're
already starting to promote it. Make sure when Celebri Princes
Australia is out, you watch it. Carlor from Bankstown is
in it. Follow her on socials, get all her music everything. Carlor,
thank you for being on.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Oh my god, thank you so much for coming ver.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Much And I'm just you know Jack Jack, I'm a
big Jack Vision fan. Bro always from the get go.
Bro always saw something very special in New dol And
I can't wait to you know, we can go out
and have a drink.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Broad I know we should. Honestly, we should write a song.
We should make her. We should make a music moment happen.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Imagine, Yeah, it'll be a to the.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Game featuring Smith, to Day featuring.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Or we should do.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Actually maybe me, you and Sammy j should do like
a cover of like Destiny's should Independent Women or something
like that.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
More or Lady Marmalade stop because they did rap first.
That you can do Carla and then Jack and Sam
can do.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
That's it, that's it, that would be there's but lady
mind there's four of them in Lady Mama Lade.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Something as well. Absolutely, I'll just do thet muscles. I'll
just do tho.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Yes, oh my god, I'm excited for that, and we'll
do a moment of performance.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
And we're all gonna wear corsets and have whips and frizzy.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Head and huge weaves. Great.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Make sure make sure that Jack has his teddy on
because you'll know what that is by that.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
I need to google. I need to google what this is.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
That.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
We've loved having you on. We love you so much.
We're so excited for celeb Apprentice. Thank you, thank you,
and everything that you're going to be doing.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
It's going to be a lot. I'm gonna be like
an STD. You can't get rid of me, but he's
going to be around.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
I'm always gonna come back and circulate. Don't you worry about.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
That star that reminds me. You got to check out.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
I do book that in Carla. You're the best. Thanks
for coming on the pod.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
We love you.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
Now before we go, I just wanted to bring something
up that you actually left here ago. Yes, Nadia gave
you the penis pump and the lube like I don't know,
like three two or three weeks ago. Now literally you
forgot to take it home. So I've been keeping it
safe and well, where.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Has it been and who have you told this is for?
Speaker 3 (40:23):
I know I kept in my draw. Don't worry. Okay,
no one saw it. Okay, but someone did it. No
one would think twice around here, so it's fine.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Okay, So you've got to go.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
You've got to take it home and try it.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
I need to try it. You know what, I'm going
to head straight home, not on the train, and I'm
gonna give it a go.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
Okay, great, Yeah, so I know what you're gonna be
doing in about half an hour. And that's weird.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
It is. You know, it is a bit weird. I'm excited.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Enjoy that. Make sure you subscribe to our podcast. Give
it a thumbs up, like, review it, give it five.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
S the podcast like, send a little screenshot of you listening. Yeah,
t share it, share it one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
Thank you so much for listening, guys, and we'll see
you next week.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
We'll see you next week on hez hey.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
Open. It's just me singing, okay, thank you, yes bit
I haven't had some website.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yes, bitch you hard bumps, Yes, bitch look nice, yes.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Bitch.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hate hate how I how are you? We've got a
new name, you guys, we do have a new name.
We've we've sold out.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yeah, well we're corporate girls now.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah, we've got to pay our rent.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yes, and we are now officially an iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
We are this little thing that we've started. I know,
it is very very exciting.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
It's because I kept selling all the information to the
Daily Mail, right, so they were like, you know, you
guys are really big now, so just a huge, huge,
huge But yes it's hey dole, now not hate b word.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, we're not going to get any any advertising if
we have them.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Well, I said, look, it's for Disney on ice. I
want to have to talk a bit about Elsa's you know,
quick change on the ice, and Disney wen't going to
let us say the word bitch. No, no, so yeah,
hey dol. But you know what, I actually don't even
say hey bitch. It's not two thousand and seven anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I know, yeah, no, I don't think. I think we
both say hey, do a lot more. That's how we
how we greet each other?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Do you know?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I mean, obviously I know your name, but I say,
what if you don't know someone's name, what's your like
go to? Because mine is hey?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Do same? Yeah or dull depends yeah. I mean like
all my friends we all say, we all say hey,
do I do? I don't?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I do? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
When I when I because I work with the club.
When I'm like, don't know someone's name and they're like Tom, hey,
I'm like.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Hey do how are you? My God? It happened a lot?
Does it happened a lot?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Literally every single week about ten times.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I feel like you say that to me every time
I arrived.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I do know, But I also say to people I
know really well yes. So it's like both. So that's
why it's a good cover, because I don't cover. Do
you ever say a mate, no, I hate me? I
never say mate if I hate it.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I would feel very strange saying like hey mate, mate, mate.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah, I know, mate, I know it's weird. Sometimes I
say hey bro, but it's kind of like as a joke.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I've never heard you say hey bro.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I know.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I would never say to you like I said people
at work or sometimes girls always say to girls hey bro, yeah,
or like my boyfriend, I say, hey bro. Oh yeah, anyway,
we've got anywhere, so yes, we're hey Dole. Now everything
looks the same except intead of bit it says dole.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah wait we were yes pitch before.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Oh yeah, so now it's hey do.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
It's an extreme change.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
But I mean, like the low ring looks the same,
like the low.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Everything looks the same. Yeah, it's going to be very stubile.
We're just same.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, and you know, I thought we could this is
probably like is this slame if we call our guests dolls?
Like we know, I like that a doll coming on today?
What we do we do today? Color from Bankstown is
going to be zooming through.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I know. I'm so excited. She's on the new I'm
to get me out of here.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
We get it, your arms to get me out of here.
In fact, the only she's on Celeb she's on Celebrity Apprentice.
The only like Round Leisure you haven't done is Celeb Apprentice.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
This is true. I'm very hungover today, Tom, Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
You're an hour and a half.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I'm so sorry. No, I'm sorry, it's fine, I know,
And I rocked up with these chips and sunglasses on
raping up the front.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah, but you look great.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Thank you for me. I feel crazy. I went to
Joe Creesy's comedy show last night.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I loved Joel. How was it?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
It was really funny?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I'm one of those people that I feel like, I
mean I do. I do laugh at at things and
jokes and things that people say, but like I feel
like more so when someone does something it's funny or
say something that's funny, I'm more reply with my god,
that's so funny.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I did that too, instead of stead of laugh Yeah,
I do that too.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Right, But last night I was laughing my head off.
It was so funny.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Do you know what why? I love Joel Creasy. My
house made him a really good friends and during.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Lockdown he was last night.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, during lockdown last year. I don't think at the
time Melbourne was in lockdown, but Sydney was. So Joel
and his boyfriend were sending us these like cocktail packages
because you had like bars and restaurants are doing like
cocktail packs, right, So every like week or two weeks,
Joel would send us like a cocktail pack, and so
me and my house, I max would have like Margarita
Friday with all these amazing margaritas from a restaurant and
(04:04):
then like tweeds, and then Max would send one back
to Joel, and the next week later Joel would send
us one. We'd have like peanut Killadi Wednesday. Like it
was so fun.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
That is fun.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
That's why I love Joel for the free alcohol. And
then the night before I went to London at Christmas
time and then I left on like the fourth of
December or something. The night before was a Saturday night,
and like my flight was on a Sunday, and he
was over at my house on the Saturday night, him
and my how's it makes to having a There was
a couple of people there and everyone was having pizza
(04:33):
fun and I was They were like, have stay out
with us, come up and I had to get up
early for a flight, and I was like, felt so
lame going to bed because I had to get a flight.
Because the worst thing I can imagine is being hung
over on a flight.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Oh no, I know.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
So I was like I cannot absolutely not stay out
and do anything. No drinks to me.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That should have been me last night. I should have
been I should have had that aged last night.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Quick fun, did you sleep with any girls again?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Not that I can recall, not that I never slept
with a girl. Can we just like I never slept
with a girl? I know, I know, but you know, flip.
People are coming up to me now because obviously they're
just gonna kind of here that I slept with the girl.
A lot of them haven't actually like listened to the podcast,
and so I've got people coming up to me being like,
oh my god, like I can't believe you actually did it,
(05:20):
you had sex with the girl. And I'm like, no, babe,
that's not what happened. It's not happened. I can't remember
what happened, but that's not what happened.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Well, before we get color up on zoom, I wanted
to go through these funny little like memes that I
saw on the internet about gays. So you've got to
pick which one you are. So the first one is
this is like the top seven ways that homosexuals can
curve you, Like your curve is in like ignore you
or like get around having to see you.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Okay, okay, so say it again. It's the top These
are the this is.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
How homosexuals curve you like shade you, yes, okay, I
guess yeah, or like get around having to like talk
to you, y to you. I don't want to go okay.
So you've texted me and I didn't reply for like
ten hours, which, oh my god, that happens all the
way to time. By the way that happens, I'm the worst.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
You are the worst. No, you're the worst.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I take ages to reply to things.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
You don't reply to me, okay.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Number seven, Oh my god, I didn't see this until
just now. That's such a gay thing to say. Do
you always say that's a you thing that's always didn't
see it's still just now, but I.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Feel like you said that to me yesterday. I don't
look at my phone.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
A lot like that much. Number six, save just texted
you and I'm like into you, and I'm like, oh,
you're really hot and then you just go thank you
exclamation point right. Have you ever done that?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I have no, because that's too obvious. I don't wudn't
want to hurt someone's feelings.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
But then what are you going to say, like if
you don't think someone's told young to say I think
you're hot too, or would you just leave them on red.
That's even worse.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
It depends who it is. I don't know. I just
wouldn't reply if it's a message of quest, but like
I would just say you too, just like just to
be nice, you know, do you want.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
I do something? If people like that, I don't follow
on Instagram, but they do follow me if they send
me a message, you know, it goes into requests. If
I can't be bothered to reply to it, like I'll
read it, maybe just delete the message because they can't
tell if you've read it or not. Ye, so to them,
it just seems like it's stuck in my request forever.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, totally, I just delete.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
It's clear and I'm like I don't have the time
or don't I just don't not in but I just
don't care to speak to you on Instagram, Like thanks
for the tag, but whatever. Big mood Number six of
how us homosexual can curve you. Sorry, this is number five?
What's your name again? So, like, you know, if someone
came up to in a club and they'd be like,
oh my god, hey you didn't like them or you
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were like off them, you could be like.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
A, yeah, I think I've done that.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I think I've done that again. This is one like
if you were hit up in the DMS, you could go,
oh my god, you're really funny though, but like in
a shady way, you know, say that all again. Okay,
so like haha or funny though.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Funny though, what do you mean though? This is all
going head text.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Okay, if someone was like trying to flirt with you
and you were not vibing it, haha, You're so funny
because you're just like try let them on line. Okay,
another way, I've probably said this to you as well.
Oh sorry, I've been busy all day.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
You've definitely said that. I feel like you said all these.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Number two, maybe if you like asked me out, like
to go to like dinner or something, and I just
wasn't vibing it and I was trying to curve you,
I'll be like, I'll let you know. That's like, no, yeah,
I'll let you know, but I just am definitely not
saying now. And then another one in number one, if
you were like gonna be hitting on me again and
I just wasn't vibing it, like oh you're so sweet.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Oh I say that, but I feel like no, I
say that to like everyone, even if like I am
into them, I'll say your like, that's to me. That's
like me letting on that I am like into them.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Would you go, ah w w, You're so sweet.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I feel like the is what gives away that you're
not interested.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yeah, And then I've just really quickly got like the
I guess like star signs of what kind of gay
you are? So tell me your star sign and I'll
tell you, according to this like list, kind of gay
you are.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I'm a Capricorn.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Capricorn is a dumb gay.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Oh fuck off, not wrong.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I'm a Taurus and mine is a shady gay.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I can say that, yeah, I can say that.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
An Aries is a controlling gay, okay. A Gemini is
dramatic gay. Okay, cancer is an evil gay.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Right.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Leo's are extra gays.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yes, I can see that.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
A Virgo and insecure gay. Oh, Libra a basic gay,
Scorpio a super gay sagittar, and I'm not gay gay?
An Aquarius and is a creative gay. Where'd you get
this from some dumb internet? I just laughed because I
was like, I am shady, you.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Are shady, and I'm dumbe. It's out checks out.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
All right?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Should we get Parlor up on the line.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Let's scatter out, Let's get her up on the screen.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
If you live in Sydney, you probably know her. If
you follow politics, you probably know her. If you're a
bad bitch, you probably know her. Know her color from Bankstown? Hello,
how are you?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Thank you? I'm good, Thank you for that amazing introduction,
Like everyone should know. If you're a bad bitch, you
fucking know color from banks Sound.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Period period period bitch.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Anyway, I'm just really happy to be here with two
of my favorite gays in the whole wide world.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Bro. Stop it, I love it.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Oh my god, stop it. I've got to tell you something.
First of all, Jack, I'm very, very disappointed that you
chose to not sleep with me as your first woman.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Oh my god, a bit rude. Well you could be
my second ribes yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
But I'll give you whatever you one. Bro, don't you
worry about that. I'll show you a good time, don't
you are?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
The Jack slept?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
It wasn't even pretty, So okay, can we just like
back it up for a second.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
You're always up.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I didn't actually sleep with a girl. I didn't. This
is it's all become lies and Ellie story the story
is just like taken off and it's too much. I
can't deal with it.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
That's what happens when you tell the Daily Mail ship bro.
The Daily Mail spins it out of control.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
All they do they do. Have you had your share
of that kind of stuff?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Not yet. Everything has been pretty good. Actually, I've been
very I try to make friends with the people at
Daily Mail so they don't like write shit about me.
So I'm in the good books at the moment. So
I really do that. I feel like after this interview though,
I'm probably going to get something's going to come up
about color. It's going to come out. I don't know.
(11:49):
But I do actually have a story because it just
reminded me when I was talking about gay people. So
I was using the app. I don't know if you
know about this app, revolutionary app called Grinder. Don't literally,
I just found out about it. I just found out
about it. Really.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Women aren't allowed on there, though, Why are you on there?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Right?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Everyone has their price, Everyone has their little kink that
they want through. So I was on there and this
guy messaged me and he's like, oh my god, you
are stunning. You're beautiful. I love your hair. This that Meah,
but I know, I know I'm hot. You don't have
to tell me twice. And he literally said to me,
He's like, I've got a proposition for you. I would
(12:26):
really I have this like fetish and I really think
that you could fulfill it for me. And I'm like,
all right, bro, Like what do you want to do?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Like?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Tell me the peace? So he wanted me to go
to Woolworth's and buy a one of those like chocolate mudcakes,
you know, the really good chocol mud cakes that Wullays
have the best cake in the whole wide world.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
And he wanted me to go to his house. He
was going to be the door was open, he was
going to be laying on the floor with a blindfold on.
He wanted naked, completely naked. He wanted me to put
the cake on his stomach and then he wanted me
to squish the cake between my body and his body.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Oh sandwich.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
And that's like like a sandwich, that's what. And he
was going to pay me five hundred dollars for it.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Oh my god, do it?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Did you do it? It was the easiest five hundred
dollars in my life. Bro, I swear to God. Oh,
I like, you know, but you know that saying you
can't have your cake and eat it too, bitch, you
can and from it five hundred bucks and I got
readingbursed for the cake too, so it was like five
(13:28):
hundred and five dollars. Like that's it.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Oh my god. I know I feel like I've had
I'm sure you have as well. We've had like quite
a few propositions over the years.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yep, have you yet You've had weird stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
We I feel like we should just start doing that,
make a quick buck.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Yeah. Well, I got tricked into one sending photos of
my feet and I got a thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
A thousand dollars, one thousand dollars, bro.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
But it was for work, and it was like a
setup and I didn't know, but I still got the money.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I was like, whatever, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
You set you up like people at work.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Oh yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
You can say it was Kyle, Yeah it was.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Actually Jackie, but yeah, I was like a thousand mistaking.
So I went to Balenciaga and bought some. In fact,
the sweat pants are wearing right now amazing because Justin
Bieber was wearing them in a campaign and I was
like I need those, and so I got them.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Oh God, how good.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, it's some weird fucking shit on that app I
swear to god. Bro. Like so many people were like,
people want pictures of my feet. Bro, I've got Shrek feet. Bro,
I've got like thirteen feet. Bro, you're not getting get
out of my swamp. Bro, you're not getting the feet
pickus at all. No, no, no, no way.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Well I can say that the more famous you become,
the more people are gonna want weird stuff from you
because you're about to be on Celebrity Apprentice.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Oh how exciting that is?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
So exciting? Are you dying?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I'm like, I'm still a little bit in shock because
how the whole thing went down. Like I got an
email from this lady and she was like it was
from like Warner Brothers, And in my head, I was like, Bro,
Ripple's Drag Race down Under is part of like Warner Brothers.
Like they just stribut it onto stand or whatever. So
I thought I was being asked to go on drag Race.
And I was like, bro, I can't sew. I can't
(15:06):
fucking walk in Hillsboro. What am I gonna do? Where
fucking slides into the work room. No way, Remember she
wore well, And now I'm looking back, I'm like, bro,
I could have just fucking done.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
It, Bros.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I've got every book.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I'll just bring Crocsbrough, I've got like twenty thousand pairs
of crocs now. So but no. I emailed her back
and then she called me and she was like, you know,
we really love you here, Warner Brothers Channel nine loves you.
We really want you to be on Celebrity Apprentice. And
I was like, get the fuck out of town? Really me? God?
All right? And literally the rest is history. And then
(15:41):
I'm just, yeah, did you have.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
To think about it or did you say yes straight away?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
At first I was like do I really want to?
Is this something that I really want to do?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Like?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
How? Like what am I? Like? What are the logistics
of it? Do I have to be in like a
wig and make up twenty four seven? Like? What is it?
And we worked out, like you know, how it was
going to work in terms of like doing Carla and
then being out of Carla and all that kind of stuff.
So that was really really good.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
How does that dynamic work on the show with obviously,
without giving too much away, well, I.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Would say like maybe like ninety percent of the time
it's Carla and then the rest of the time it's
out of color. But the boardroom is always going to
be Cola. Yeah, so you're always see the good looks,
the wigs, the hair, the makeup, the shoes, the.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Turg looks apart from the wig and the makeup. When
you're out of Carla, how similar to Krla? Are you?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Well? I actually someone recognized me when I used to
work at JB High Fight. Someone recognized me out of Carla.
And at this stage I had like taken a break
from Carla, so I had like the full facial hair going.
I was just like, let myself go. I was not
into it. And this like little kid comes out to me.
He's like, excuse me, are you Carla? And I was
like yeah, and he's like, oh, I love your videos.
(16:52):
Are I thank you? And I'm like, just a question,
but how did you know it was me? And he
looks at me dead in the eyes brain He's like,
I could tell by your body? Am I the shade?
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Me? Bro?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
All right, my body? Thank you.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
The first time that you showed up to set not
as Karla, but people like, who's this, A couple.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Of people didn't reck like they didn't realize it was
me until like after, because I was always I always
had to be the first one on set to get
into hair and makeup because obviously we have to be
out of there and onto location wherever we're shooting by
like you know, eight nine o'clock. So my call time
for makeup was like I think one time, the earliest
I ever had to do makeup was like four thirty
(17:35):
in the morning. Yeah, to be driving to location by
like seven.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
How long does it take to kind of like get
this beat happening with the wig with everything.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Oh. They asked me if I wanted to do my
own makeup for the show, and I was like, fuck
yeah bro. And then I'm like, hang on a second,
I could get someone else to do my makeup.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I want to have to worry about it, totally.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Turn up and just do whatever. So they hooked me
up with my makeup artist, Pablo, who is incredible. Pablo
Perhabs is just he's so beautiful. So him and I
just like turning looks and it was like maybe we
got it down to At first, it was maybe like
three hours because we were just like trying to perfect
perfect it, and then by the time, you know, the
(18:14):
show progressed on and whatever. We ended up telling them
still telling them like, yeah, it's three hours for Carla
and we were done in like an hour and a
half two hours, so we could just have a vape
in the background and.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Just and do you get to wear different hairs and
different costumes like or do you have like a Carla
look that they make you stick to.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
There was one particular wig that they wanted me to
wear for everything, which was probably a good thing because
there was a lot of days when it was really
hot and the you know, long hair is just too
much and I was just over it. But no, like
we I had to bring. I bought like most of
my own clothes that I just wear normally, and I
got to plug all my Carlo merch and you know,
just wear whatever.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Really I need to buy some of this Cala match.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
We are going to be relaunching before the shows, so
I'll let you know.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Please, Oh my god, wearing something now this is a
sharyln But oh my god, we love Sharylan Barnes.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I love shs.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
We do.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I'm actually thinking of trying to get color jock straps.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
I feel like that, Yeah, that would go off, that
would go I.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Feel like that's very up your alley for both of you.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Really, you do I vibe, but it's definitely a jack vibe.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
What about would you do a thong?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Oh yeah, like a color song with like my face
on the crutch. That would be hard, absolutely, but maybe
like the hole where my mouth is like opened and
then like you you know, you could put it through.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
That's a good idea. That's a idea, like a crotch
like the girls wear like a teddy. I think it's
called the thing pops open.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Oh wait, what pops open?
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Doesn't the front pop open where the puss goes.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
It's like a clip and then on clip it so
you can get in there.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
You can get in there.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Yeah, what I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
In my time, I've never wait. So this is a
female song.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Yeah, I think it's called a teddy Teddy.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
It's like like like the little night Slip, but it's
got like the garden now on it clip you know,
like a night like a little silk night slip. Just
google it.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Just google it, okay, So just quickly, like how you've
been doing Carla for quite a long time. How did
you like come up with the idea? How did you
come up with the name Carla? Are you from Bankstown?
Like back to the OG days?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Tell us where was this born?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Carla was born from a pile of rubbish, broke Carla. Like, So,
my friends and I we just kind of we like
to people watch, and we would always sit at places
and they would always ask me like, Okay, what's their name,
what's their story? Give us like a vibe of who
they are, and we'd always just make up like characters.
(20:58):
And I've always I've got a million characters. I've got
like multiple personality disorder or some shit like that. Bro,
It's it's out of control. So I was just like
playing on it. And we were at macas at Bankstown
one day and these two girls came up to us
and they were like epitome of Bankstown, both head to toe,
added ass trak suits, bro tea ns I love her
middle part. They had the big Napoleon Purtis lashes on.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
They were leaving the full fantasy and they literally they
came up to us. They're like, b excuse me, do
you got two bucks? And I'm like no, no, sorry,
Like what about one buck. I was like, no, I
don't have one buck either, and they're like, bro, how
the fuck are we supposed to get our ice cream now?
And then they just walked away and me and my
friends are like, what the fuck? And they literally like
(21:43):
they're like, Okay, what's her name? With the story, I
was like, Bro, that's Carlor from Bankstown. And then it
literally just stuck to that. And you know, growing up
in Bankstown and knowing girls who are like that, not
necessarily you know Middle Eastern people or Middle Eastern girls,
like just anyone that lives in this area. You just
adapt to the culture. Yeah, to the lifestyle. Wasegoing the accent. Bro,
(22:04):
it's it's it's a whole thing here.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
So you grew up in Bankstown, like your whole life.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
So I lived in when I was a baby. I
lived in like Burralla or some shit. It's like, it's
like in the area sort of kind of where is that?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
What's the area? I need to ask this?
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Okay, my boyfriend is from the West and he explained
to me the area very recently. Okay, but where's your
boyfriend from punch Bowl?
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Yes, bro, that's the area, right. You'll probably explain it better.
Area the area if you're not from Sydney. There's there's
the city and the eastern suburbs, and then there's the north,
the South, and the west, and the west is the
biggest because obviously we're on the east coast. It just
keeps going and going and keeps going off. But there's
the area is a certain part of the west right color.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
That's it. So you've got there's there's all different people
will say different things about the area, but when you
say the area, it's more like the real heart of
like southwest Sydney. So you know, the area for me
would be like Bankstown, La Kember, punch Bowl, like bass Hill.
And then you've got like the other side, which is
(23:11):
like you know, Mount Druet, Blacktown, Dune side, like that's
another area. But the main area is like my area,
which is the Bankstown area in the area.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Yeah, that's what they're talking about.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Okay, Yeah, because I've heard you say that over the
years and I've never realized, like which area, what area
are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
If you if you say to someone, oh, yeah, from
the area, they they just automatically assume that you're from
one of those places. If you just say it.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Okay, right, that's it.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Okay, the area now it's just quickly back to Celebrity Apprentice.
I don't there's no date yet, but I know it
is coming out very soon. And guess what I saw yesterday?
What I saw the ad on the side of a bus.
You're on the side of a fucking bus, joking me, No,
I saw it drive through.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
I was.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
I was in the city, I think, and I saw
the whole cast and Sir Alan Sugar's in the middle.
It's really cool, bro.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I'm gonna have to go to this city more often.
Get out of the area. God, bro, you know what.
You know what's really funny though, I have a bus stop.
So the bus to Bankstown, like to get into like
the main part of Bankstown with the shops and shitt is,
it's right outside my house to get there, and then
it's it's down the street from my house to get home.
So my mum keeps saying to me, She's like, Carla,
one day we're gonna be sitting at the front having
(24:32):
a drink, having a fag and we're gonna literally see
the bus drop puss with your face on it. And
then can you imagine me like, I don't drive, so
I had to catch the bus to places. Bro. If
I get in the fucking bus and I'm on the
bus the buss be like, Bro, you're on the bus.
Why are you catching the bus? It's gonna be like
a Bredshaw moment.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Bro, Oh my god, it is. You're gonna have to
do something. That's what you should do. Really reenact that
like exact moment in the Pink Too Too.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
That is such a good idea.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
But instead of the water from the bus tire splashing,
you should have someone like throw a bucket on you.
I'll throw a bucket of water.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Throw a bucket of like garlic sauce, sort of bully or.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Something like a ratchet version of recreating the Sex and
the City. That would actually be so funny.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
That's so cool, a full circle. I mean, I know
you haven't seen yourself on the side of the bus yet,
but what a cool moment that you and mum were
having fags outside thinking that you're going to be on
the side of a bus and now you're on the
side of a.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Bus literally, Like it's so cool. It's so weird, like
for so long, like every year for New year's my
news resolution. I always like, just talk shit. I'm like,
I'm going to be famous. That's my goalie, sees to
be famous. I'm going to be on the TV. And
now it's like it's actually happening. I'm like, I actually
don't want to see it. I'm actually very nervous because
I don't know. I don't know what I've said off
camera on camera, I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Are you nervous like you about your edit?
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Like being a villain edit, because I think being the
villain edit would be kind of fun.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
I mean, look, Color, I wouldn't say that Color is
a villain in I feel like Carlie is more like
a person of the people that stands up for what
she believes more of what it is. But I have
heard from several different people that Carla has a really
good edit, so I was I was very happy with
that when they told me, actually no. I was at
Marti Gras when I was doing the TikTok flow and
as I'm walking through these guys like screaming Carlo in
(26:19):
the crowd, and I walked up, I'm like, Hi, He's like,
I'm working on Celebrity Prentice. I'm doing the post edit
right now, and you have the best edit.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I was like, thank you, I love that.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Who is your least favorite on the show?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Now? Who did you not get along with?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
I got along with pretty much everybody to a certain extent.
I think you'll see it on the show, like I had,
I had a friendship with everybody. I have a soft
spot for pretty much everyone on that show. I think
the only person that kind of pissed me off that
I didn't really have any fights with that person. It
was more just like I was just kind of speaking
up on shit that they were talking about. Probably what's
(26:55):
his name, the guy from the block, Ronnie?
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Oh yeah, Ronnie and Georgia.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yeah, so he was like, you know what, off camera,
he's a nice guy.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
I could tell you every last twenty years.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Yeah, just a bit of a gronk, that's it, okay.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
And who was a favorite. Who'd you get on with
the most?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
I would probably say most of the girls. We connected
very quickly, and it was just very like much we
had come out of like lockdown and not being able
to see people for so long, and then we got
like chucked together on the show and we all became friends.
But I think i'd probably say like gamble Samantha Jay
Brontie like especially Sammy j like her and I have
just become like best friends. Oh we're trying to get
(27:40):
I just want to get into the studio because we're
trying to get a song together for me. Oh my god, Yes,
I think that would be iconic.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Bro, that would be you could do like she could
do the singing, and then you could do like a
Nicki Minaj verse at the Bridge.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I want to do it. I want to do a
song called Sugar Daddy, and it's going to be all
about my my Lord Sugar. Bro big shugs.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Yes, well, she had a song called sweet Talk, so
maybe you could even do like like a remix of
her and do a verse about Sugar date about Lord
Allen Sugar.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
If I could pick any Samantha Jade song to do
a remix of, though, it would be fire Star.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
She's got so many bangers.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
She's got great Yeah, she's got some good hits.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
When I first met her, when we all met each
other for the first time on camera, she came up
to me, She's like hi, and we're like talking whatever,
and I was like, I just wanted to let you know.
Fire Starter is the best greatest Australian song of all time,
untouched by the veronicas Bro and you're a gay icon
And she's like, oh my god, thank you so much.
That's so sweet. I was like, Bro, she knows.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
I've told her that times. She knows. She's just so
nice to be like, God, thank you.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
She plays the game.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
I love her.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
So you're working on new music.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
At the moment. Yes, I have been writing some new stuff,
trying to get maybe possibly like an EP coming out,
just a couple of tracks, a couple of bangers for
the club for Puff Bro. You know. Yeah. So I'm
actually I've actually got a performance that puff coming up soon.
I think June. Actually did you know about this?
Speaker 3 (29:20):
I work there, I a few weeks ahead. But that's
exciting because I know you were meant to do it
last year but then lockdown happened and it got canceled
because all the clubs were Cancyeah. So I did know that,
but I'm glad that.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
I'm very glad. No.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
I think I think they said sometime in like June,
because then the week after that they asked me to
do the drag house that's coming to Sydney. So it's
like kind of like a little in the dark, like
the drag fest that they do. So Tricks and Mittel
is going to be there, Hanakonda and they asked me
(30:02):
to be on a two and they're like, can you
do two spots? I was like, sure, I'm gonna have
to pump out another song real quick, brain, I don't
know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Oh my god, maybe you should do Do they want
you to do your own songs or like like lipsing to
other people's No, you're gonna do my own stuff? Oh okay.
So I was gonna say, you could do Samantha Jade Firestarter.
Imagine you do that and then you bring her out.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
You know what. She would be so down for that.
If I rang her right now and told her listening
about Sammy Jay, we're gonna do fire So she'd be like, yeah, of.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Course, yeah, okay, and you should. You should do it
with her. Like imagine the crowd would go, The gays
would love that, they.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Would die, would be fing I'd be front row smash.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
I'm gonna keep that in the back of my mind, think, yeah,
of course you're gonna be smashed. Brow smash from last.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Night stop, don't expose me. I know.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
I walked in here and I was like, I've got.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
My I've got my mission.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
I'm not meant to be. I'm on my month three
of well, I can't even speak. I'm on my like
month of no alcohol, and I've never been more hung
over in my life.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Oh my god, what happened to? Oh my god, I
forgot about that. Jack has not been drinking for a month.
But how long has it been? Because you didn't last
a man, it lasted a week and a half, bro.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
I tried that with with I tried to get off
dick for a while, and I ran out of batteries
from my vibrator within the first like twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
So you don't have to do that batteries.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
How long did you last?
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Maybe thirty hours? That's it I was. I was hitting out,
said thirty hours, like twenty twenty four hours? Whatever? How
long is it? Day? Brow? Don't fucking know maths? Bro,
It look like I know maths.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
No, she said, do you get a lot of dick?
Are you are very set? Like? Are you very sexual person?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
I'm not really looking at the moment. I would like
to have somebody, but I'm not really looking. I'm more
just like kind of focusing on what I'm doing with Carla,
totally trying to get that off the ground. And you know,
I guess now once the show is will see what happens.
But you know, even on all the dating apps, I
still get that message me and they're like, oh my god,
you're Karla, and it's like they want to talk. They
want to talk to Carla, not to not to out
(32:05):
of Carla. Do you know what I mean? Yes, Like
I don't know that is there like an app for
celebrities get on there?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I've heard about this. Is it a thing here? Because
I know to think I'm a big thing.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
I definitely can get it here, but I don't think
there's very many people on it here. But you definitely
can get it. And but you have to that I
think you can be invited to be on it or
like someone's got to recommend you to be on it.
Another person.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Yeah, but it only used to be celebrities, but now
it's people in the industry, so it could be like producers,
high high level makeup artists, Like it's people in the industry.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
That's pretty cool in the area.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Yeah, people in the area in the area.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
So obviously you like grew to fame on social media
as like the og as the like your og kind
of way into the spotlight. Do you get a lot
of like trolls and stuff? Because I mean, not only
are you like doing a character, and I think a
lot of people will probably not get that, but you're
like a boy in a week and makeup. Actually people
love to hate online. Do you get a lot of
(33:04):
like trolling?
Speaker 1 (33:05):
When I first started doing Carla, it was very much
like that. It was very much like, ill, you're gross,
You're disgusting. Trans people are disgusting, like a whole fucking shit,
And I was like, this is not happening. So I've
kind of adapt Like at first, when I first started
getting a lot of it, I was reading into it
a lot and it just made me feel so fucking shit,
and I was just like, I can't do this anymore. So,
(33:27):
you know, I thought to myself, you know my friends
are talking to me, they're like color then you can't
read the comments. Stop reading the comments. It's not worth it.
I'm sure you guys can relate, like, just don't read
that shit because it's not worth it. And so I
just kind of adapted this new thing where if people
are going to talk shit to me, I will fucking
just copy paste it, put it on my Instagram and
call them out. Really don't fucking care. Bro. If you've
(33:49):
got nothing nice to say, don't say it. And if
you do have something horrible to say, bro, and be
prepared to pay the consequences of getting an article written
about you in the fucking Daily Telegraph. Bro, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
If you write that shit, like, you can't expect it,
not like if you're going to pot, they can't expect
you not to post it if you put it out
there exactly.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
But it's just like, and I don't get it, you know.
And there's a lot of people out there who might be,
you know, trying to develop a character like Carlo, or
trying to get into drag or just trying to express
themselves and all that kind of stuff, who don't have
a lot of confidence that read that kind of shit
and think to themselves, Bro, maybe I should just kill myself,
or maybe I shouldn't do this, or maybe I shouldn't
(34:29):
do that, And then it just takes away from that
person's light, like it just dims their shine. And it
just makes me so sad. So I'm just I'm all
for the fucking the trolls out there. You guys can
eat my ass broke, do it please?
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Waiting like I'm waiting, but also a white guy also
hit her up because you can also eat her as.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Oh my god, you know what, actually, Jack, you might
enjoy it. In the area, there's lots of d L.
I don't know what kind of guy you go for,
but in my area there's a lot of DL guys. Here.
There's a lot of like undercut, like really mask hot
muscly Arab men that just just wants to see on paper.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
That's great in theory, that's great, but like they don't
really know what they're doing a lot of the time.
That's the thing, because they're not do you like, don't
you reckon? Because there's like they're like what DL on
the downlide blank great profiles. Yeah they're hot, but it's
like the idea of it, So I don't know the
idea of it's hot.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
I actually had this guy. I went to Hoyt's at
Bankstown one time with my best friend to make her
and her and I waiting in line, and this guy
was talking to the lady that gives you the popcorn
and the tickets and ship and I walked up to
her and she's like hi, and then she's like, oh
my god, you Color from bank sounds like yeah. She's like,
oh my god, I love you. Gave me fucking discount
on popcorn. She gave me a free drink, free upgrade.
(35:48):
I was like, oh, this is the best. And then
the guy, the guy next to her, was like, who's that.
She's like, that's Color from Bankstown. And he's looking at
me because obviously I wasn't in I wasn't in the gig,
the giche at all at that time, right, And he's like, oh,
I actually thought you were a woman this whole time.
And I was like, oh my gosh, she thinks I'm fishy.
(36:09):
Oh my god, thank you so much for that. So
you know, I've been clocked multiple times. But also some
people are just so stupid that I don't even realize, bro,
what's this woman doing here? I'm like, Bro, I have
five o'clock shadow in ninety five percent of the content
that I don't know how you don't see it because
I see it all the time.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Like you said, people are dumb talk, get hit.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
That's it period exactly.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
That is it? Is there any more tea from the show?
I really want because I've never watched a slab, I
never watched I've never watched Celebrity preentice I know, so
this is going to be my first time watching. Obviously
I'm gonna be watching because you're on it, But like,
is there any more tea? What else can you share
from the show without us getting sued?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Well, I will say that there was a few times
where I might may or may not have been just
a little bit in intoxicated when we were doing like
boardroom stuff and then going into like the winner's room
when we all like kind of kiky after the thing
and whatever.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Who gets the most pissed?
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I would say probably, I don't even know. All the boys, man,
all the boys were just like going hard on the
beers bro that would just got out of control. It
was a lot of fun, though, And the boys used
to call me fish Bowl because we had these giant
wine glasses and we'd walk in and they'd be champagne.
We have champagne and cheers or whatever. Yeah, And I
was like, I don't really drink champagne. That much. I'm
a white wine bitch. I need my pinagrigio, I need
(37:32):
something like that, and I literally would. I poured this
bottle into the cup and it literally filled up the
entire cup with like space left over. That's how big
this cup was. Here's me just sitting on the couch
with this giant bottle fucking glass of wine, just drinking,
watching what's happening. And then like, I think that's when
Carla got a little bit more looser with what she
(37:53):
was saying to people, and when people pissed her off,
shut the fuck up, You're a gronk. Why are you
talking like that, and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
So that was good. I'm excited. I'm very excited to watch.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
I cannot wait to see it. We don't have a
date yet, but it's probably coming out very soon because
youre on the side of the bus already and they're
already starting to promote it. Make sure when Celebri Princes
Australia is out, you watch it. Carlor from Bankstown is
in it. Follow her on socials, get all her music everything. Carlor,
thank you for being on.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Oh my god, thank you so much for coming ver.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Much And I'm just you know Jack Jack, I'm a
big Jack Vision fan. Bro always from the get go.
Bro always saw something very special in New dol And
I can't wait to you know, we can go out
and have a drink.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Broad I know we should. Honestly, we should write a song.
We should make her. We should make a music moment happen.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Imagine, Yeah, it'll be a to the.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Game featuring Smith, to Day featuring.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Or we should do.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Actually maybe me, you and Sammy j should do like
a cover of like Destiny's should Independent Women or something
like that.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
More or Lady Marmalade stop because they did rap first.
That you can do Carla and then Jack and Sam
can do.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
That's it, that's it, that would be there's but lady
mind there's four of them in Lady Mama Lade.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Something as well. Absolutely, I'll just do thet muscles. I'll
just do tho.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Yes, oh my god, I'm excited for that, and we'll
do a moment of performance.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
And we're all gonna wear corsets and have whips and frizzy.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Head and huge weaves. Great.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Make sure make sure that Jack has his teddy on
because you'll know what that is by that.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
I need to google. I need to google what this is.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
That.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
We've loved having you on. We love you so much.
We're so excited for celeb Apprentice. Thank you, thank you,
and everything that you're going to be doing.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
It's going to be a lot. I'm gonna be like
an STD. You can't get rid of me, but he's
going to be around.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
I'm always gonna come back and circulate. Don't you worry about.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
That star that reminds me. You got to check out.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
I do book that in Carla. You're the best. Thanks
for coming on the pod.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
We love you.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
Now before we go, I just wanted to bring something
up that you actually left here ago. Yes, Nadia gave
you the penis pump and the lube like I don't know,
like three two or three weeks ago. Now literally you
forgot to take it home. So I've been keeping it
safe and well, where.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Has it been and who have you told this is for?
Speaker 3 (40:23):
I know I kept in my draw. Don't worry. Okay,
no one saw it. Okay, but someone did it. No
one would think twice around here, so it's fine.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Okay, So you've got to go.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
You've got to take it home and try it.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
I need to try it. You know what, I'm going
to head straight home, not on the train, and I'm
gonna give it a go.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
Okay, great, Yeah, so I know what you're gonna be
doing in about half an hour. And that's weird.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
It is. You know, it is a bit weird. I'm excited.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
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