June 22, 2022 • 33 mins
Jack was NOT ready for this massive thing to explode in his mouth! Find out what happened, PLUS a fun new game to work out your own podcast name! Jack has a MASSIVE announcement to share and Tom has the greatest iPhone photo shoot hack for you! Enjoy Dolls! x
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I haven't had some work done.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yes, bitch, you would have some cardblums.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Yes, bitch look nice?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yes bitch?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
What hey dolla?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Good? Good? Just finish work for the day. Busy girl.
I've only had three hours sleep, so I might be like.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
So it was because we're recording us on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Obviously.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
Last night Carlor from Bankstown. Oh my god, she was
so I really wanted.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
To go, but I just couldn't make it out.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I could have not.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
There was this it looked really cool. It was her
new sum as well.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
There was this that what she before? Okay, there was
this security guard like was letting us in the backstage, Jerry,
because I was bringing her from the green room to
the stage. And this security guard who looks like he's
like he's there every week. He's really nice. I don't know,
and he is like hardcore security guard, Like he just
looked like security guarding. Yeah, and he we're walking in
(01:10):
and he goes, oh my god, color, I'm from Bankstown
and she was like in character and she was like what,
I don't care. And he didn't really know. I think
he didn't know how to take it. And he was like, yeah,
super awkward. Anyway, My daughter and I really love you.
We've been watching your Celebrity Apprentice and she was like,
all right, let's get a photo. And then so it
(01:31):
was really dark, so I got out my phone and
a light on. Do you know that hack, by the way, Yeah, yeah,
okay a lot of people don't.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You just turned this torch on the one phone and.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Someone else's phone, yeah, because it's better than the flat well,
because most people use the flash and then everyone looks
washed out and gross, whereas if you use normal camera
on your phone and then holds someone else's light behind it,
it's like a lit set and you look better. Yeah,
so it is a hack, and it was a hack. Yeah.
So I did that and he was like, turn the
flash on and I was like, no, no, she's got
drag makeup on a lace front wig. It's dark, trust me.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, and you've got colors back yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
And there he did a photo and they had a
chat for a minute and it was so he was
like maybe I don't know. He was like at least
sixty maybe over.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
But I love that how she's appealing to, like I know.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Literally was like, I'm from Banksdown too, and I was
like I didn't even think she act there, like Ben
doesn't live there and think it's just literally a character.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Anyway, How good, hilarious? What about you? What's happening.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I'm good. I'm moving.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Oh you finally you are?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Yeah tomorrow, So well that was because this is going
to release on Wednesday, So that yeah, moving Monday.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
You moved two days ago.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I moved to two days ago, two days ago, two
days ago.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Yeah, so I'm moving. So it's always a bit stressful,
but like it's okay. I like change, so me too.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I actually love moving. I've moved pretty much every year
since I left home, like ten years ago maybe same, Yeah,
I love it.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Yeah, like every year or six months even like I
think i've I've lived in more places than how many
years old I am? What Yeah, because I even even
like with my mom growing up with a single mom,
we've moved like I would say six month, Lisa's, one year,
Lisa's I've moved so much. So like for moving so
familiar and it feels like moving feels like stability to me.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Bazali and I.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Don't always think he's weird. Is when people have like
they go home for like Christmas or whatever, to their parents'
house and it's the same house they grew up in.
It's that's so weird to me.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
This is something nice about that, but also like I
just that would be such a foreign Yeah, I'd be
so peculiar. I go back to my mum's touches of
there for a year and I'm like, what are you
still doing here?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Though? And I'm like, where are the glassesde which way?
Which all way to the toilet?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
My mum just moved in with her partner. My partner
sounds like she's a lesbian with her partner, Owen, who's
given her a commitment ring.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
They've been dating.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Oh Jesus five years maybe?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Oh wow? Yeah, four years.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
They had like a little moment like maybe like over
the last year where we're like working out whether they
really want to be together.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
But they do, and that's giving her commitment ring. I know.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
It's so.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
She's actually in the parking lot across the road. She
drove me.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Why do you let her come up when she's at
the coffee club? Okay, yeah, she's That's why I've got.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
A coffee club.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Coffee. She came down.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
She lives on the Central Coast and she drove down,
which is so sweet. She drove down first to have
lunch together, and she was like, drop to drive you
to the podcast.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I know, I feel like every time you get on
the train, there's something disaster, something pandemic. Oh my god,
does she want to come up and just watch?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
No, okay, she's fine, I'll bring that. We'll bring that
picture back up with her going them fast.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
My dream is to recreate that photos. My love it
so much. Wait, so where are you moving with people?
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Right?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Because I know you were bored of living alone.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yeah, I'm just like, I'm not lonely, but I'm a
bit lonely. So I want to just be amongst it
a bit more. I wake up early at the moment,
I want to walk out my door and be with
the people getting a coffee.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I feel like I'm walk out.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
So Chris Jenner, just be with the baby. Actually, it
is very Chris jen of you to get up early.
She gets a bit four am every day.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I know that.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I love.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
That's my goal in life.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
It trust me, it's not do that, it's not maybe
it's not my goal in life.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
But no, I'm literally moving like a street away from
where I am now, but like it's small cheek.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
So are you doing like when you're moving because you're
moving with your friend? Right? Two friends? One friend.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
I'm with a friend and then I'm going to find
someone else to move in because it's like a three bedroom.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Okay situation. So is your house? Is your vibe like
party house or chill now? Chuerhouse.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I mean it has been.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
It's very much been party house vibe in the past,
but no, it's it's chillhouse now.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I mean, this is my fifth weekend not drinking.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Oh my god, you're killing it.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I know, thank you.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
So the pack of everything, No, I haven't packed a
single thing. But I don't have to be out of
my apartment. It's a bit of a shit show. So
like I don't have to be out of my apartment
until the well, I gave my two weeks notice, like
about a week ago, under a week ago, and then
the real estate came back and said that you need
to give us three weeks.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I know.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
So anyway, it's overlapping and they know who you are.
Probably they probably don't like me. But yeah, so I'm
I'm moving out tomorrow and then I've still got to
pay rent for another two weeks on this.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
It's all good.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
It's all good, you know what.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
It's all lining up and there's other things happening which
is exciting and I just want to be anyway, how's
your week?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Good? Good? You know, if I told you about my
first time in drag last week, I told you that, yet.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
You said you looked so good? Okay, so was it
tell me about?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Okay, So last week I did my first time in
drag ever, like proper proper drag. Yeah, I am the
costume king or queen. Yeah, like we know, love a costume.
If there's a chance to do a costume, I'm going
as something as a girl. Like yes, I don't think
I've ever gone as anything as a guy because it's
just not as fun, it's not, no, and so like
(06:50):
I've done a heaps of girl costumes like oh my god, everything,
but I wanted this was for like working with We
did full drag when I was working at Puffed Off,
and everyone was like kind of it was like the
theme you didn't have to come and drag, but a
lot of people did. And so I got like, I know,
just for fun, and so I got this, like outpens.
(07:12):
Oh my god, I know. So my friend Danny Issues
she did the makeup, which was amazing, and then I
went and like bought the outfit on the day because
I was so stressed like all that week leading up.
I was like, I will just find something, and I
was going to getting lent a couple of things as
like options. I had a couple people had pulled some
options for me. Oh wow. When I said they pulled options,
(07:34):
they're just like got sweaty things out of their drag
bags and the like do on this. But I had Yeah,
I had a vibe in my head of the esthetic
that I wanted that was me personally me, but also
what I would want my drag to look like if
I actually did drag, but also wanted to be chic,
and also wanted like rhymestones and glitter and like foot
(07:55):
like just explosion of glitter. But then I also only
like black, white, gray, and silver, Like my favorite color
is clear, so I wanted to have like favorite color
is clear. Yeah, favorite color? What do you mean that's
my favorite color is clear? It's not a color, no, okay,
but it is. Because think if you're like buying, for example,
like say you're buying a water bottle on like km
art website, and this water bottle comes in like black, red, clear,
(08:19):
and green, and on the drop down it'll say color
and you have to pick which color. Okay, it's a
clear anyway. I just love like clear acrylic glass. I
just love everything clear. Anyway. I wanted that like kind
of kim My my like vision board of like top
tier of the aesthetic was Paris Hilton DJing. Okay, see
immediately you get the vibe sequence, the gloves, the long hair,
(08:43):
the glass clear that VI. So anyway, nothing was vibing.
I went to like I went to like, oh my god,
well I ended up going to Patties and that's where
I found my outfit. But I went to like House Priscilla,
I went to like like like stripper shop. I was
like on asoce on boohoo on like sheene everything. Nothing
was So I went to Padding's Markets in the end
and it was they've got everything. Oh my god, I
(09:05):
think I want to become a full time drag queen,
like just because I totally all I was like I
want that, I want that everything.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
So we need to go there to get our Marti
Graphics as well, you gotta get in quick day because
that ship sells out.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I know.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
So there's some amazing if I actually want to go
back and buy some more just to have it and anyway,
so I got. I don't know how familiar are with
Prata's twenty twenty one holiday campaign last year.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Not familiar at all.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
So basically they had everything was covered in silver, like
rhinestones and Diamondi's everything, men's shirts, shoes, blazers like that.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Everyone, yes, everyone has it.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah, gorgeous. Then that was the vibe and I found
this outfit made totally of that. And the woman was
so funny. At Padding's markets, she was like there was
another drag thing on it Lunar Park and everyone she
was like oh. I was like, oh, do you have this?
I don't know which one, and she was like that
one is way better. I was like, oh my god,
really and she's like, yeah, it's a little bit more expensive.
(10:02):
I'm not trying to tell you, but that when it's
way better. No one else has been buying it. And
because she was like, oh, you're going to Luna Park
and I was like, no other thing.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Yeah, Because I went with my friends to go for
them to get outfits for Luna Park.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
That's where they got it from, right down the end
of Patty's Market in like the corner.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yah.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah, and she was that work there.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah, she was like all theo. She was like, she's
nice all the all day I've had I've had people
coming to buy like the craziest things. I had a
kind of like a crop top and like a mini skirt.
And she goes, she goes, are you sure? And I
was like, what do you mean. She goes, You're very
You've got a great body, but are you sure? And
I was like, yeah, I think it's really cool. She
(10:40):
was like she was trying to be nice about it.
She goes like, let me just tell you, like I
run an hour a day. This is her. She goes,
I run an hour a day and I could not
wear that crop top because when I drink, I get
really bloated. And I was like me too, like it
does happen.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
She was like, do not buy the crop top. Trust me.
I've been telling all the gays today want to buy.
And I was like, you're right. So I got this
kind of like dangly thing that covered my dummy.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
And anyway, she was so funny about it. The way
she was like, trust me.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
That's sweet, that's sweet. That's a sweet way.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I know, I know. And then she goes, I don't
know why you guys want to cover up anything, cover
up everything anyway, and I was like, that's what she
kept saying to us. No, no, she yeah, and because
she was like, you guys have beautiful bodies. And I
was like, what about we put put some padding because
I wasn't going to do padding, and she was like, no, no,
your body is beautiful.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I was like, I'm a man and.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I was like, but I'm a man in a skirt anyway.
So it was really fun. Had the full face, lived
the full fantasy.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Oh my god, now you look at We'll put a
picture app in, we'll make a video.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Because where you were serving.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
People were like not recognizing me. People got to work
with every week, they were not recognizing me.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I know.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
It's just so fun.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
And I was going because my middle name is Caane,
so everyone was like, what's drag name? What's she dragon name?
And I was going with Candy Cane. Yes, but a
lot of people didn't like it. I don't like it,
But then why does you just open yes, well I
didn't say I like it. Well, I don't know. I
liked it, but all the all the Drag queens didn't
like it, but all like the.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Like, yeah if it if it was a color, it
would be clear. Let's just say that. What do you
mean the name candy cane. It's just a bit like.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Beige clear. I know, but I couldn't really think of
like a funny pun. I don't know anyway, but Norelda
came up with cane. Yeah, but I don't really like that, okay, yeah,
but yeah, it was really fun. And I did a
full Living the Fantasy photo shoot and I was like
(12:40):
looking at the photos during the week and I was
kind of like because I was picking the best ones
and I was like, oh my god, I look like
a quarrier, Dad, I kind of looked like a quarrier
and some of them from Drag right, wait, I'm going
to bring up the PHO. I don't know if those
ones I look like a.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I wouldn't say a queria.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
But you look great. You look so good, I think, yeah,
oh my god. I also I went to buy the
longest week. I went to like all the wig shops
and I was like I need the longest wig you have,
and they will show me like wigs to shoulders and
I was like, no, no, the longest wig you have
inches and they were like, oh, this one's really nice though,
and it's got the bangs and you can't see like
(13:15):
the fringe.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Was it more expensive? Why were they trying to sell
your astro?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I don't know. I don't know, maybe except I don't know,
but I.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Was like, you're maybe I'm going slut tea.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
I was like, I am going slut tea. I want
to whip my hair back and forth totally.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Did you spirit blue it down?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
No? No, I've only pinned it in but oh yeah
no because it wasn't a lace front.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Oh okay, yeah no, it was a hard I've been
having these conversations as well, because I, funnily enough got
asked to do my first gig in drag. And I
think by the time this is coming out, when this
has come out Wednesday night, Yeah, it's okay, I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
The big time. You're probably in drag right, I'm probably
drag right now. I'm doing the gig today.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yeah, so it's god.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
I know.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Just doctor Naomi, the place.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
I go to for my injectables is the man Clank
and doctors who owns it. And so she and her partner,
not partner, her business partner, Olivier, have a skincare brain
called doctor Nami Skin, which I love and I use constantly.
And yeah, they booked me to come in and sing
Happy Birthday like Marilyn Monroe.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Style in drag. So are you going to be Jacque.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Machine in a Marilyn Monroe esque moment?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Oh my god? Have you got that? Maybe?
Speaker 5 (14:25):
I think I might borrow my friends like a red
sequent dress. I was organizing the wig this morning. I'm
picking it up probably the more I.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Think, are you doing like the short?
Speaker 5 (14:34):
So then everyone and I like a red lip to
go with like the red dress, like a beauty spot Brandon.
It's by Brandon on Instagram, who's incredible makeropartist. He's doing
my makeup. So I know it's going to be fun
and it's going to be fab so cool.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
I know, I wonder if we'll have a video. I'll
try and while we're making Yeah, I'll have a video
of it like.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
That, or you're gonna do it as you? I mean
better than that.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I think I'm going to do like a mix. I'll
like like creep it in with the like.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Birthday you see, that's the and yeah anyway, but are
you just singing to the product?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Well, no, I don't actually know. I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
I think I'm singing it like just to everyone at
the birthday and to doctor Aami into Olivier and just
to the brand, you know.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah, Okay, this is my first gig in drag, maybe.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
My last, maybe my last, or you're America's next drag
superstar in like three years.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
No, it's expensive, like we said, so expensive.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
To do drag. It is so expensive, like I.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Said, I'm spending half the paycheck that I'm getting paid
to do this on on the outfit and hair.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
We'll go and check out heydl pod Instagram right now.
If the photo isn't already up there of Jack in
full drag, it will be very.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
So it will be very soon. But we will definitely
have your photos of you and drag up there.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
We should put both of us like about it.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Who No, it's yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Let's take your break. Will be right back in a
sac Yes, okay, So I wanted to show you this
thing that I just saw on Instagram today. It's like
a meme. You know how people are like, oh, your
porn name is You're like first Street on your first dog.
You know those like combos like your porn star name.
I found one that equals the name of your podcast,
(16:26):
so I thought, loll obviously we've changed the podcast. I
want to do this with you. So the like method
is your mood right now? What would you say your mood.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Is right now?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yes, oh, a bit stressed.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Okay, stressed is a good one, moving, and like you know, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
So mood right now is stressed. Plus the last thing
you ate salad. So that's the name of your podcast, salad.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
That's a sounds about it, to be honest.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
So mine mood right now I would probably say, I'd
say like pissed off and tired.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Okay, it's a combo. So it's a combo.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
And the last like no no no, no, no no, just live.
And the last thing I ate was repositive oreos, these
new like cinnamon oreos that are heaven by the way.
Pissed off tired Oreos. Hey, guys, welcome back.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
To the Pissed Off and Tired Oreos podcast and the
Stressed Salo.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Hey, welcome back, to the Stress Salvon cast.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
We should put it up on our on our Instagram
and see what people's podcast names would be.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Yes, hey, guys, welcome to the Stressed Salad podcast. Leave
your podcast name below. When you just add the mood
you are in right now and the last thing you.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Ate someone please say horny because we need we need
that in.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
There, the horny buttered chicken.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Are we even talking about?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Who knows this whole figure ship? This is true?
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Not me? You were telling me about Jermaine. Oh yeah,
my friend who actually made our logo.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
He did, yeah, yeah, yeah. He had a bit of
an incident during the week.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Okay, and I met him during the week, did you. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
I wonder if this was pre or post the incident.
Did he tell you anything about a audition that went
wrong for him? No?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
I met him made a charity lunch at the Crown.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Well. He can never shut up. All he does is talks.
I'm surprised he didn't tell you. It must have happened
posed the lunch because.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
He was on the other side of the table.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Oh but he I wanted him to tell the story
because I won't do it justice. He had a very
unfortunate incident after an audition, So I wanted him to
tell it. So you, okay, if we call him and
get him on yeah, I've already got him on the line.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I was going to call him.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I've already got him here, Jamaine. Imagine if Jack had
been like, no, I don't want to hear that. You
can hear it, and I would have been like, hang up,
how are.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
You, Jamaine?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
You were a good bit hungover. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Jamaine woke up next to someone he didn't know.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Really, is that real life? Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (19:13):
I love that for you, I know I love that
for him. I was gonna say, I missed that happened
to me six weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Now I kind of have told I mean you were listening.
Everyone already knows, but I kind of told the bit
of the story of your disaster this week. I just
want to let you finish it because I will not
do it justice.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
You haven't told anything.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
It's so funny. What have you said? Just like that.
It was a disaster during the week and he had
an audition gone bad?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Right, okay, So what were you like tell us to
tell you? What were you auditioning for?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
What's the story well, I can't see the actual name
for the brand I guess auditioned for, but it is
a fast food brand that specializes in chicken.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yes, okay, I'm and is it like fried chicken or
like it's an acronym fast food change?
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Okay, okay, maybe that may help exactly understood anyway.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yeah, and look, I'm a big fan of this, you know,
of this fast food chain. Like it is probably like
my only diet that I commit to.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
How many times would you say you eat fast food
a week and then specifically from this place a week?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Look, it's probably like once a week, once or twice
a week, but that brand, okay, it's like no one else.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
So you're like a big fan.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah, big fan, right, and like, you know, let's put
it this way, like it would be an honor to
like to do a TV commercial for this brand, like
I breathe. Yeah. Anyway, So I got told, Hey, we've
got an audition for, you know, for this fast food chain.
Can you do it? It involves you dancing?
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Can I just quickly interject You've done a lot of commercials,
you're very good at them, and because this one involved dancing,
you're like a semi professional dance and you're very.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Whatever, so you should like you should have had this
in the bag.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yes. Yeah. I was like exactly, like this is me,
this is my time to shine everything about right anyway,
So I feel myself doing it, you know, sent through
what they call a self tape, and then you know,
good luck, let's see what happened. And then I didn't
really get any any word back, and I was like, Okay,
it's weird, like you know, And so I spoke to
(21:22):
my agent about it and I was like, look, can
you like, were Walls the update with this with this
ad and they were like, oh, they actually rejected you.
I've actually got some advice here. It's like they didn't
choose you because you're you're too.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Big, put on too much weight, too fast, you put
too much weight.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
So yeah, like you just didn't fit the look of
the person they were going for. And they said that.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
To your agent, Yeah, like two thousand and two what.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
But then I was like, they're the reason why I
look like.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
There are fast foods and change.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I'm a dancing product of your chicken when.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
What when was telling me the story during the week,
I was like, hang on, so you didn't get the
role because you're too big, and you're too big from
eating the product you were going to be doing the
ad for.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
So so some dancing, skinny bitch is going to be
on your screen advertising this fast food which is.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Not probably doesn't even eat it, literally, but how does't
make any sense. I'm a I'm a walking advertisement for
your brand, and I can dance. I didn't get it
because I was too big. Because so I.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Met, we met, we met properly last week.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
You're not big.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I'm very confused.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Oh no, let's be honest. I like a ring light
on me. I like a really tight fitting shirt. I
was dancing. You probably saw a bit of jiggle.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
We love a bit of jiggle.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Oh my god. I was mortified, and I was also like,
what the fuck? So like, every single time now that
I've got like, I mean, doing you wrong. I still
buy this.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
We haven't boycott it, but every time.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
I go, I'm like, ship like, I feel so guilty
for buying your products because I can't even advertise.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
You guys, that's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
It's not he that touched like a bit like it's hilarious.
It's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
It's so like, oh, just what's the word like backwards.
That that so backwards.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
It's actually like a contradictory Yeah that sorry, we don't
actually use your stands of our product to advertise our
Your agent.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Just needs to step it up, babes and.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
Works a bit harder. If you're Jermaine's agent, I'm watching it.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
What you're wouldn't actually with no ad And this is
the whole thing just to get me to lose weight.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
A standal Wait, I've got to ask though, you've just
said before that you're hungover. Have you ordered fast today
on Uber?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
And is it this particular franchise.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Let me just make some sound What does that sound like?
Speaker 3 (24:08):
It sounds like a brown paper bag full of chicken
and chips, Yeah, and wings and nuggies and Tonally Tato gravy.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
They actually have a deal at the moment. It's twenty
to twenty tenders a nugget.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Well, now we know the brand.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
That would be the free advertising exactly I've got advertise
to somehow. Oh my god, well that is that's that's
at the same time as where you do not stand
for body shaming.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
That's quite funny.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
I love it. I love it.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Anyway, Thank you so much. Jamaye. No, thanks for we
laugh at your unfortunate incident. We love with you, though,
No we're laughing at you. I'm specifically laughing at you.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
I'm going to say, regardless of you know, being body
shamed out of a commercial, I still love and to
do all the brand and I for a rounded checking.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Still available for commercials.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Just no dancing in tight tops. Maybe just like neck
up shot from the shoulders up exactly.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Oh dear, anyway, thank you, thank you for coming on
Jermaine and telling us that story.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
That was very funny.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
He actually sound you sound quite hot.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Voices can be deceiving, I'm sure. Anyway, thank you, Jermaine.
We've said goodbye about eighteen times, go away bye, Sorry, goodbye.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Bye, Jermaine. By what else are we talking about today?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Who knows? I think we peaked at the Jermaine was
too fat to be in an ad. I know.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I don't want to go.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I don't hope we don't get like canceled.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
But like which, we're laughing with Jermaine, not at Jamaine.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Oh you're laughing.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Do you know him than I do?
Speaker 3 (25:50):
We got any stories like a laughing about you? If
anything bad happened to you.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Oh my god. Yeah, okay, So I was sitting on
the couch like when was this last week sometime?
Speaker 2 (25:57):
And my blew up in my mouth?
Speaker 5 (26:01):
Oh my god, yeah, like I'm not just like it
was like boom, what yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Literally, don't smoke fucking flying. It was like hectic. Wait,
I don't smoke vapes?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (26:14):
How does it?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
I don't know. I don't really I well, I do
smoke papes.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Wait, but you're not still smoking vapes after an.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Explode, you know what.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
I called my friend straight away and I'm quitting, like
we need we both need to quit. I think wish
we should do it together. I've just this vape blount
of my mouth, threw it down the garbage ship.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
But I have started vaping again.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
But wait, so hang on, how did it explode? Like
it just literally went in your mouth?
Speaker 5 (26:37):
Yeah, I was just puffing away, and so all the
liquid then went on my tongue and throat and it
was disgusting.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Does it taste like the flavor that like blueberry does?
Hell on Earth? It was.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
It was burnt my tongue and this should have been
my son.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
To stop vaping, but maybe it was. But I woke
up that's more And I think, you know, I don't know.
I just feel like a vape in of coffee in
the morning, and so maybe I need to go out
coffee as well.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
That's such a twenty twenty two sentence, isn't it. I
just felt like a vape in of coffee. Twenty years
ago you'd said, like, just in twenty twenty two, we're
gonna be vaping and having a coffee people Sigi back then.
I still love a CIGI in a coffee, But seeing
in a coffee, I feel like it's very Parisian though,
like a vapor in a coffee sounds like you're.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
The reason I've moved onto vapes is because smoking cigarettes
obviously is horrible for you. Yeah, and now vapes are
blowing up in my mouth, so, oh my god, it's
the last thing I expect to be.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Blowing up in my mouth ten pm on a Wednesday.
That's some other things in mind.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
But so what did the oil taste?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Like?
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Oh, it was just I.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Don't even know. It wasn't diadn't taste that the flavor.
It wasn't even a flavor.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
It just burnt my tongue because the mixture of the
blowing up and the vape juice.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Did it explode? Like was there fire or.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
Was it the way it's like they're no, only small.
So it was like a pop and a crack. It
was like yeah, and there was it was smoke, not smoke,
but like I don't know, just making vapor vapor. But
it was like the obviously got like a little machine
in it to like yeah, so I don't I don't
even know how it works.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
I probably should, but it's so scary that it blew
up in your mouth, my mouth, and now that you're
still smoking them vaping, it's not smoking of ape's smoke
of ape, no suck of ape.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Yeah, I don't know vape, vapor vape? Yeah no, I
would say half of vape, half of vape.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
Yeah, half of vape anyway, So still vaping, but you
know what, I'll quit eventually.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Okay, this is my fifth weekend with no alcohol. Okay,
give me a bit.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
That's pretty good. All right, you can keep on vaping.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
I need some kind of vice. Jesus, I give up rugs.
Now I have alcohol, and now I give up vapes.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Really, just replace me with alcohol, I mean with alcohol. Wow,
Oh my god, what was I trying to say? Replace
it with working out or something like active? I work out, Yeah,
but like Kim kardash In working out three times a
day kind of working out. I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
I know.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
I don't know how she does it.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
It's too much. It's too much. Anyway, shall we wrap up? Oh?
Speaker 3 (29:03):
You done? I could keep talking?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Oh could you?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Well?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
I could go because my mom's in the parking.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Lot, in the parking lot waiting. This is literally the
twenty twenty two version of her following you behind in
the airport.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Literally, she's waiting. She's over in the coffee cub. It's
fine's open to like thirty, but I go wait, wait, no, Okay,
So remember how I told you in episode one that
I'm going to be on a new another TV show. Yeah,
so I'm going to be on Celebrity Ninja Warrior.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
We spoke about this in episode one, and we never
will like I did.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
We couldn't say what it was, I know, And so
it's a small moment. It's like a celebrity for charity
thing within the show.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Yes, yes, but I'm very excited that it's coming on TV.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
That is so exciting. When did you film it, yeah,
months ago. Oh my god, can you say he tells
anything about it? But did you have to train for.
Speaker 5 (29:55):
A change for it? And my trainer was a loneie
from Celebrity Apprentice.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
I haven't been watching. Oh okay, who's.
Speaker 5 (30:02):
Lonnie's like the big guy? Oh my god, yes he
was my trainer.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I so hot, but he is. He is wonderful. He
was a wonderful trainer and it was tough.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Oh my god. Okay, but we can't say if you've
like win, lose, get through, make up anything anything. Okay.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah, I'm very excited for it to come on. It
airs on the twenty seventh of June.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
That's when the show the season either be in the
first and second episode and the celebrities like Dottal I
think drought.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
Yeah, because it's like a it's like a charity moment
within the show. So yeah, hooever wins gets I think
it's ten thousand dollars for a charity.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
And yeah, was it hard or is it?
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Like I don't want to get suit, so I don't
know how much I can say, but like, yeah, it's
fucking hard.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
But is it fun? Yeah, it looks fun, but it
looks like you've got to go.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
Into it with like just like a fun attitude, like yeah,
positive vibes, like doing it for charity.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Just see what happens, and if do you get more
than one go? Like if you don't get like if
you like if you fall off on the first you're
done in the water in the drink, No you don't
get one more go, like just for TV Magic. No,
I'd be so pissed off if that was me. Oh
my god, I'd be so annoyed if you fell in
(31:21):
the water. Yeah, you'd be trained, you want to do well,
and then you fall off, you slip on like the
first thing.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
Sure, like you know other scenes as well, there's some
of the actual ninjas.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Just by flukes, but like that's normal people competing for
the competition, Like you're doing it for charity, you would
think that.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
And I am not a ninja exactly.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
That's what I mean. Offense, but like you couldn't be like,
you know, let me you should be able to be like,
let me have just one more go because I fell
over on this one because I'm you know.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Yeah, yeah it's going to be very funny.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Let's just say that. Okay, great, I can't wait to
watch it way through. All right, well, thank you so
much for listening.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Listening, do you know what we.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Actually need to do? Just chase up in the raldo
in our Studio ten segments.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
Right where I thought she'd be chasing us up to
be honest with our fabulous.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
We need to be on Studio ten next week or
the week after.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Yeah, we need to hit her out.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Okay, do you know where she lives? I do?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
She just you're not gonna go to rack up at
her door?
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Oh hey studio No, No, that's not what I was playing.
Speaker 5 (32:27):
Okay, okay, well we'll walk with her a call and
we'll see okay, yeah, yeah, well we'll get our people
to call her people.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Should we wear if we go on? She were like
matching outfits?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Like what are you thinking?
Speaker 3 (32:40):
I don't know, but I could chica like something we
broke something, We've got heaps and stuff. So can we
just nothing that matching drag? Oh we didn't want to
do bring your drag queen to work day, remember, and
then make trist transform Tristan into a drag queen. True,
that could be fun, but then neither of us can
do makeup. I know. Okay scrap that. Yeah right, anyway,
(33:02):
we'll work it.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Out, work it out.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Anything else. Oh, your mum is waiting.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
You busy? You leave you I'm going bye, okay, bye bye.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Bye bye yeah bye, and I'll just wrap.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
It up.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Bye bye, go leave goodbye. Say how do you mum
for me? Oh no, that's Rod, No wrong show Jack.
Okay bye everyone, yes bit
I haven't had some work done.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yes, bitch, you would have some cardblums.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Yes, bitch look nice?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yes bitch?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
What hey dolla?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Good? Good? Just finish work for the day. Busy girl.
I've only had three hours sleep, so I might be like.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
So it was because we're recording us on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Obviously.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
Last night Carlor from Bankstown. Oh my god, she was
so I really wanted.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
To go, but I just couldn't make it out.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I could have not.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
There was this it looked really cool. It was her
new sum as well.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
There was this that what she before? Okay, there was
this security guard like was letting us in the backstage, Jerry,
because I was bringing her from the green room to
the stage. And this security guard who looks like he's
like he's there every week. He's really nice. I don't know,
and he is like hardcore security guard, Like he just
looked like security guarding. Yeah, and he we're walking in
(01:10):
and he goes, oh my god, color, I'm from Bankstown
and she was like in character and she was like what,
I don't care. And he didn't really know. I think
he didn't know how to take it. And he was like, yeah,
super awkward. Anyway, My daughter and I really love you.
We've been watching your Celebrity Apprentice and she was like,
all right, let's get a photo. And then so it
(01:31):
was really dark, so I got out my phone and
a light on. Do you know that hack, by the way, Yeah, yeah,
okay a lot of people don't.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You just turned this torch on the one phone and.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Someone else's phone, yeah, because it's better than the flat well,
because most people use the flash and then everyone looks
washed out and gross, whereas if you use normal camera
on your phone and then holds someone else's light behind it,
it's like a lit set and you look better. Yeah,
so it is a hack, and it was a hack. Yeah.
So I did that and he was like, turn the
flash on and I was like, no, no, she's got
drag makeup on a lace front wig. It's dark, trust me.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, and you've got colors back yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
And there he did a photo and they had a
chat for a minute and it was so he was
like maybe I don't know. He was like at least
sixty maybe over.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
But I love that how she's appealing to, like I know.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Literally was like, I'm from Banksdown too, and I was
like I didn't even think she act there, like Ben
doesn't live there and think it's just literally a character.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Anyway, How good, hilarious? What about you? What's happening.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I'm good. I'm moving.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Oh you finally you are?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Yeah tomorrow, So well that was because this is going
to release on Wednesday, So that yeah, moving Monday.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
You moved two days ago.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I moved to two days ago, two days ago, two
days ago.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Yeah, so I'm moving. So it's always a bit stressful,
but like it's okay. I like change, so me too.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I actually love moving. I've moved pretty much every year
since I left home, like ten years ago maybe same, Yeah,
I love it.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Yeah, like every year or six months even like I
think i've I've lived in more places than how many
years old I am? What Yeah, because I even even
like with my mom growing up with a single mom,
we've moved like I would say six month, Lisa's, one year,
Lisa's I've moved so much. So like for moving so
familiar and it feels like moving feels like stability to me.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Bazali and I.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Don't always think he's weird. Is when people have like
they go home for like Christmas or whatever, to their parents'
house and it's the same house they grew up in.
It's that's so weird to me.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
This is something nice about that, but also like I
just that would be such a foreign Yeah, I'd be
so peculiar. I go back to my mum's touches of
there for a year and I'm like, what are you
still doing here?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Though? And I'm like, where are the glassesde which way?
Which all way to the toilet?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
My mum just moved in with her partner. My partner
sounds like she's a lesbian with her partner, Owen, who's
given her a commitment ring.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
They've been dating.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Oh Jesus five years maybe?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Oh wow? Yeah, four years.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
They had like a little moment like maybe like over
the last year where we're like working out whether they
really want to be together.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
But they do, and that's giving her commitment ring. I know.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
It's so.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
She's actually in the parking lot across the road. She
drove me.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Why do you let her come up when she's at
the coffee club? Okay, yeah, she's That's why I've got.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
A coffee club.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Coffee. She came down.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
She lives on the Central Coast and she drove down,
which is so sweet. She drove down first to have
lunch together, and she was like, drop to drive you
to the podcast.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I know, I feel like every time you get on
the train, there's something disaster, something pandemic. Oh my god,
does she want to come up and just watch?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
No, okay, she's fine, I'll bring that. We'll bring that
picture back up with her going them fast.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
My dream is to recreate that photos. My love it
so much. Wait, so where are you moving with people?
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Right?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Because I know you were bored of living alone.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yeah, I'm just like, I'm not lonely, but I'm a
bit lonely. So I want to just be amongst it
a bit more. I wake up early at the moment,
I want to walk out my door and be with
the people getting a coffee.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I feel like I'm walk out.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
So Chris Jenner, just be with the baby. Actually, it
is very Chris jen of you to get up early.
She gets a bit four am every day.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I know that.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I love.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
That's my goal in life.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
It trust me, it's not do that, it's not maybe
it's not my goal in life.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
But no, I'm literally moving like a street away from
where I am now, but like it's small cheek.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
So are you doing like when you're moving because you're
moving with your friend? Right? Two friends? One friend.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
I'm with a friend and then I'm going to find
someone else to move in because it's like a three bedroom.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Okay situation. So is your house? Is your vibe like
party house or chill now? Chuerhouse.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I mean it has been.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
It's very much been party house vibe in the past,
but no, it's it's chillhouse now.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I mean, this is my fifth weekend not drinking.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Oh my god, you're killing it.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I know, thank you.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
So the pack of everything, No, I haven't packed a
single thing. But I don't have to be out of
my apartment. It's a bit of a shit show. So
like I don't have to be out of my apartment
until the well, I gave my two weeks notice, like
about a week ago, under a week ago, and then
the real estate came back and said that you need
to give us three weeks.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I know.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
So anyway, it's overlapping and they know who you are.
Probably they probably don't like me. But yeah, so I'm
I'm moving out tomorrow and then I've still got to
pay rent for another two weeks on this.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
It's all good.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
It's all good, you know what.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
It's all lining up and there's other things happening which
is exciting and I just want to be anyway, how's
your week?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Good? Good? You know, if I told you about my
first time in drag last week, I told you that, yet.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
You said you looked so good? Okay, so was it
tell me about?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Okay, So last week I did my first time in
drag ever, like proper proper drag. Yeah, I am the
costume king or queen. Yeah, like we know, love a costume.
If there's a chance to do a costume, I'm going
as something as a girl. Like yes, I don't think
I've ever gone as anything as a guy because it's
just not as fun, it's not, no, and so like
(06:50):
I've done a heaps of girl costumes like oh my god, everything,
but I wanted this was for like working with We
did full drag when I was working at Puffed Off,
and everyone was like kind of it was like the
theme you didn't have to come and drag, but a
lot of people did. And so I got like, I know,
just for fun, and so I got this, like outpens.
(07:12):
Oh my god, I know. So my friend Danny Issues
she did the makeup, which was amazing, and then I
went and like bought the outfit on the day because
I was so stressed like all that week leading up.
I was like, I will just find something, and I
was going to getting lent a couple of things as
like options. I had a couple people had pulled some
options for me. Oh wow. When I said they pulled options,
(07:34):
they're just like got sweaty things out of their drag
bags and the like do on this. But I had Yeah,
I had a vibe in my head of the esthetic
that I wanted that was me personally me, but also
what I would want my drag to look like if
I actually did drag, but also wanted to be chic,
and also wanted like rhymestones and glitter and like foot
(07:55):
like just explosion of glitter. But then I also only
like black, white, gray, and silver, Like my favorite color
is clear, so I wanted to have like favorite color
is clear. Yeah, favorite color? What do you mean that's
my favorite color is clear? It's not a color, no, okay,
but it is. Because think if you're like buying, for example,
like say you're buying a water bottle on like km
art website, and this water bottle comes in like black, red, clear,
(08:19):
and green, and on the drop down it'll say color
and you have to pick which color. Okay, it's a
clear anyway. I just love like clear acrylic glass. I
just love everything clear. Anyway. I wanted that like kind
of kim My my like vision board of like top
tier of the aesthetic was Paris Hilton DJing. Okay, see
immediately you get the vibe sequence, the gloves, the long hair,
(08:43):
the glass clear that VI. So anyway, nothing was vibing.
I went to like I went to like, oh my god,
well I ended up going to Patties and that's where
I found my outfit. But I went to like House Priscilla,
I went to like like like stripper shop. I was
like on asoce on boohoo on like sheene everything. Nothing
was So I went to Padding's Markets in the end
and it was they've got everything. Oh my god, I
(09:05):
think I want to become a full time drag queen,
like just because I totally all I was like I
want that, I want that everything.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
So we need to go there to get our Marti
Graphics as well, you gotta get in quick day because
that ship sells out.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I know.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
So there's some amazing if I actually want to go
back and buy some more just to have it and anyway,
so I got. I don't know how familiar are with
Prata's twenty twenty one holiday campaign last year.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Not familiar at all.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
So basically they had everything was covered in silver, like
rhinestones and Diamondi's everything, men's shirts, shoes, blazers like that.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Everyone, yes, everyone has it.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah, gorgeous. Then that was the vibe and I found
this outfit made totally of that. And the woman was
so funny. At Padding's markets, she was like there was
another drag thing on it Lunar Park and everyone she
was like oh. I was like, oh, do you have this?
I don't know which one, and she was like that
one is way better. I was like, oh my god,
really and she's like, yeah, it's a little bit more expensive.
(10:02):
I'm not trying to tell you, but that when it's
way better. No one else has been buying it. And
because she was like, oh, you're going to Luna Park
and I was like, no other thing.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Yeah, Because I went with my friends to go for
them to get outfits for Luna Park.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
That's where they got it from, right down the end
of Patty's Market in like the corner.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yah.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah, and she was that work there.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah, she was like all theo. She was like, she's
nice all the all day I've had I've had people
coming to buy like the craziest things. I had a
kind of like a crop top and like a mini skirt.
And she goes, she goes, are you sure? And I
was like, what do you mean. She goes, You're very
You've got a great body, but are you sure? And
I was like, yeah, I think it's really cool. She
(10:40):
was like she was trying to be nice about it.
She goes like, let me just tell you, like I
run an hour a day. This is her. She goes,
I run an hour a day and I could not
wear that crop top because when I drink, I get
really bloated. And I was like me too, like it
does happen.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
She was like, do not buy the crop top. Trust me.
I've been telling all the gays today want to buy.
And I was like, you're right. So I got this
kind of like dangly thing that covered my dummy.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
And anyway, she was so funny about it. The way
she was like, trust me.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
That's sweet, that's sweet. That's a sweet way.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I know, I know. And then she goes, I don't
know why you guys want to cover up anything, cover
up everything anyway, and I was like, that's what she
kept saying to us. No, no, she yeah, and because
she was like, you guys have beautiful bodies. And I
was like, what about we put put some padding because
I wasn't going to do padding, and she was like, no, no,
your body is beautiful.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I was like, I'm a man and.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I was like, but I'm a man in a skirt anyway.
So it was really fun. Had the full face, lived
the full fantasy.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Oh my god, now you look at We'll put a
picture app in, we'll make a video.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Because where you were serving.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
People were like not recognizing me. People got to work
with every week, they were not recognizing me.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I know.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
It's just so fun.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
And I was going because my middle name is Caane,
so everyone was like, what's drag name? What's she dragon name?
And I was going with Candy Cane. Yes, but a
lot of people didn't like it. I don't like it,
But then why does you just open yes, well I
didn't say I like it. Well, I don't know. I
liked it, but all the all the Drag queens didn't
like it, but all like the.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Like, yeah if it if it was a color, it
would be clear. Let's just say that. What do you
mean the name candy cane. It's just a bit like.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Beige clear. I know, but I couldn't really think of
like a funny pun. I don't know anyway, but Norelda
came up with cane. Yeah, but I don't really like that, okay, yeah,
but yeah, it was really fun. And I did a
full Living the Fantasy photo shoot and I was like
(12:40):
looking at the photos during the week and I was
kind of like because I was picking the best ones
and I was like, oh my god, I look like
a quarrier, Dad, I kind of looked like a quarrier
and some of them from Drag right, wait, I'm going
to bring up the PHO. I don't know if those
ones I look like a.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I wouldn't say a queria.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
But you look great. You look so good, I think, yeah,
oh my god. I also I went to buy the
longest week. I went to like all the wig shops
and I was like I need the longest wig you have,
and they will show me like wigs to shoulders and
I was like, no, no, the longest wig you have
inches and they were like, oh, this one's really nice though,
and it's got the bangs and you can't see like
(13:15):
the fringe.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Was it more expensive? Why were they trying to sell
your astro?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I don't know. I don't know, maybe except I don't know,
but I.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Was like, you're maybe I'm going slut tea.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
I was like, I am going slut tea. I want
to whip my hair back and forth totally.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Did you spirit blue it down?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
No? No, I've only pinned it in but oh yeah
no because it wasn't a lace front.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Oh okay, yeah no, it was a hard I've been
having these conversations as well, because I, funnily enough got
asked to do my first gig in drag. And I
think by the time this is coming out, when this
has come out Wednesday night, Yeah, it's okay, I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
The big time. You're probably in drag right, I'm probably
drag right now. I'm doing the gig today.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yeah, so it's god.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
I know.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Just doctor Naomi, the place.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
I go to for my injectables is the man Clank
and doctors who owns it. And so she and her partner,
not partner, her business partner, Olivier, have a skincare brain
called doctor Nami Skin, which I love and I use constantly.
And yeah, they booked me to come in and sing
Happy Birthday like Marilyn Monroe.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Style in drag. So are you going to be Jacque.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Machine in a Marilyn Monroe esque moment?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Oh my god? Have you got that? Maybe?
Speaker 5 (14:25):
I think I might borrow my friends like a red
sequent dress. I was organizing the wig this morning. I'm
picking it up probably the more I.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Think, are you doing like the short?
Speaker 5 (14:34):
So then everyone and I like a red lip to
go with like the red dress, like a beauty spot Brandon.
It's by Brandon on Instagram, who's incredible makeropartist. He's doing
my makeup. So I know it's going to be fun
and it's going to be fab so cool.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
I know, I wonder if we'll have a video. I'll
try and while we're making Yeah, I'll have a video
of it like.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
That, or you're gonna do it as you? I mean
better than that.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I think I'm going to do like a mix. I'll
like like creep it in with the like.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Birthday you see, that's the and yeah anyway, but are
you just singing to the product?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Well, no, I don't actually know. I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
I think I'm singing it like just to everyone at
the birthday and to doctor Aami into Olivier and just
to the brand, you know.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah, Okay, this is my first gig in drag, maybe.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
My last, maybe my last, or you're America's next drag
superstar in like three years.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
No, it's expensive, like we said, so expensive.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
To do drag. It is so expensive, like I.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Said, I'm spending half the paycheck that I'm getting paid
to do this on on the outfit and hair.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
We'll go and check out heydl pod Instagram right now.
If the photo isn't already up there of Jack in
full drag, it will be very.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
So it will be very soon. But we will definitely
have your photos of you and drag up there.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
We should put both of us like about it.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Who No, it's yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Let's take your break. Will be right back in a
sac Yes, okay, So I wanted to show you this
thing that I just saw on Instagram today. It's like
a meme. You know how people are like, oh, your
porn name is You're like first Street on your first dog.
You know those like combos like your porn star name.
I found one that equals the name of your podcast,
(16:26):
so I thought, loll obviously we've changed the podcast. I
want to do this with you. So the like method
is your mood right now? What would you say your mood.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Is right now?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yes, oh, a bit stressed.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Okay, stressed is a good one, moving, and like you know, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
So mood right now is stressed. Plus the last thing
you ate salad. So that's the name of your podcast, salad.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
That's a sounds about it, to be honest.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
So mine mood right now I would probably say, I'd
say like pissed off and tired.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Okay, it's a combo. So it's a combo.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
And the last like no no no, no, no no, just live.
And the last thing I ate was repositive oreos, these
new like cinnamon oreos that are heaven by the way.
Pissed off tired Oreos. Hey, guys, welcome back.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
To the Pissed Off and Tired Oreos podcast and the
Stressed Salo.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Hey, welcome back, to the Stress Salvon cast.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
We should put it up on our on our Instagram
and see what people's podcast names would be.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Yes, hey, guys, welcome to the Stressed Salad podcast. Leave
your podcast name below. When you just add the mood
you are in right now and the last thing you.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Ate someone please say horny because we need we need
that in.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
There, the horny buttered chicken.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Are we even talking about?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Who knows this whole figure ship? This is true?
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Not me? You were telling me about Jermaine. Oh yeah,
my friend who actually made our logo.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
He did, yeah, yeah, yeah. He had a bit of
an incident during the week.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Okay, and I met him during the week, did you. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
I wonder if this was pre or post the incident.
Did he tell you anything about a audition that went
wrong for him? No?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
I met him made a charity lunch at the Crown.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Well. He can never shut up. All he does is talks.
I'm surprised he didn't tell you. It must have happened
posed the lunch because.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
He was on the other side of the table.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Oh but he I wanted him to tell the story
because I won't do it justice. He had a very
unfortunate incident after an audition, So I wanted him to
tell it. So you, okay, if we call him and
get him on yeah, I've already got him on the line.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I was going to call him.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I've already got him here, Jamaine. Imagine if Jack had
been like, no, I don't want to hear that. You
can hear it, and I would have been like, hang up,
how are.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
You, Jamaine?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
You were a good bit hungover. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Jamaine woke up next to someone he didn't know.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Really, is that real life? Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (19:13):
I love that for you, I know I love that
for him. I was gonna say, I missed that happened
to me six weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Now I kind of have told I mean you were listening.
Everyone already knows, but I kind of told the bit
of the story of your disaster this week. I just
want to let you finish it because I will not
do it justice.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
You haven't told anything.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
It's so funny. What have you said? Just like that.
It was a disaster during the week and he had
an audition gone bad?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Right, okay, So what were you like tell us to
tell you? What were you auditioning for?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
What's the story well, I can't see the actual name
for the brand I guess auditioned for, but it is
a fast food brand that specializes in chicken.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yes, okay, I'm and is it like fried chicken or
like it's an acronym fast food change?
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Okay, okay, maybe that may help exactly understood anyway.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yeah, and look, I'm a big fan of this, you know,
of this fast food chain. Like it is probably like
my only diet that I commit to.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
How many times would you say you eat fast food
a week and then specifically from this place a week?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Look, it's probably like once a week, once or twice
a week, but that brand, okay, it's like no one else.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
So you're like a big fan.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah, big fan, right, and like, you know, let's put
it this way, like it would be an honor to
like to do a TV commercial for this brand, like
I breathe. Yeah. Anyway, So I got told, Hey, we've
got an audition for, you know, for this fast food chain.
Can you do it? It involves you dancing?
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Can I just quickly interject You've done a lot of commercials,
you're very good at them, and because this one involved dancing,
you're like a semi professional dance and you're very.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Whatever, so you should like you should have had this
in the bag.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yes. Yeah. I was like exactly, like this is me,
this is my time to shine everything about right anyway,
So I feel myself doing it, you know, sent through
what they call a self tape, and then you know,
good luck, let's see what happened. And then I didn't
really get any any word back, and I was like, Okay,
it's weird, like you know, And so I spoke to
(21:22):
my agent about it and I was like, look, can
you like, were Walls the update with this with this
ad and they were like, oh, they actually rejected you.
I've actually got some advice here. It's like they didn't
choose you because you're you're too.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Big, put on too much weight, too fast, you put
too much weight.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
So yeah, like you just didn't fit the look of
the person they were going for. And they said that.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
To your agent, Yeah, like two thousand and two what.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
But then I was like, they're the reason why I
look like.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
There are fast foods and change.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I'm a dancing product of your chicken when.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
What when was telling me the story during the week,
I was like, hang on, so you didn't get the
role because you're too big, and you're too big from
eating the product you were going to be doing the
ad for.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
So so some dancing, skinny bitch is going to be
on your screen advertising this fast food which is.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Not probably doesn't even eat it, literally, but how does't
make any sense. I'm a I'm a walking advertisement for
your brand, and I can dance. I didn't get it
because I was too big. Because so I.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Met, we met, we met properly last week.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
You're not big.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I'm very confused.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Oh no, let's be honest. I like a ring light
on me. I like a really tight fitting shirt. I
was dancing. You probably saw a bit of jiggle.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
We love a bit of jiggle.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Oh my god. I was mortified, and I was also like,
what the fuck? So like, every single time now that
I've got like, I mean, doing you wrong. I still
buy this.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
We haven't boycott it, but every time.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
I go, I'm like, ship like, I feel so guilty
for buying your products because I can't even advertise.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
You guys, that's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
It's not he that touched like a bit like it's hilarious.
It's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
It's so like, oh, just what's the word like backwards.
That that so backwards.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
It's actually like a contradictory Yeah that sorry, we don't
actually use your stands of our product to advertise our
Your agent.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Just needs to step it up, babes and.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
Works a bit harder. If you're Jermaine's agent, I'm watching it.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
What you're wouldn't actually with no ad And this is
the whole thing just to get me to lose weight.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
A standal Wait, I've got to ask though, you've just
said before that you're hungover. Have you ordered fast today
on Uber?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
And is it this particular franchise.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Let me just make some sound What does that sound like?
Speaker 3 (24:08):
It sounds like a brown paper bag full of chicken
and chips, Yeah, and wings and nuggies and Tonally Tato gravy.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
They actually have a deal at the moment. It's twenty
to twenty tenders a nugget.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Well, now we know the brand.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
That would be the free advertising exactly I've got advertise
to somehow. Oh my god, well that is that's that's
at the same time as where you do not stand
for body shaming.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
That's quite funny.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
I love it. I love it.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Anyway, Thank you so much. Jamaye. No, thanks for we
laugh at your unfortunate incident. We love with you, though,
No we're laughing at you. I'm specifically laughing at you.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
I'm going to say, regardless of you know, being body
shamed out of a commercial, I still love and to
do all the brand and I for a rounded checking.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Still available for commercials.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Just no dancing in tight tops. Maybe just like neck
up shot from the shoulders up exactly.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Oh dear, anyway, thank you, thank you for coming on
Jermaine and telling us that story.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
That was very funny.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
He actually sound you sound quite hot.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Voices can be deceiving, I'm sure. Anyway, thank you, Jermaine.
We've said goodbye about eighteen times, go away bye, Sorry, goodbye.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Bye, Jermaine. By what else are we talking about today?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Who knows? I think we peaked at the Jermaine was
too fat to be in an ad. I know.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I don't want to go.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I don't hope we don't get like canceled.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
But like which, we're laughing with Jermaine, not at Jamaine.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Oh you're laughing.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Do you know him than I do?
Speaker 3 (25:50):
We got any stories like a laughing about you? If
anything bad happened to you.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Oh my god. Yeah, okay, So I was sitting on
the couch like when was this last week sometime?
Speaker 2 (25:57):
And my blew up in my mouth?
Speaker 5 (26:01):
Oh my god, yeah, like I'm not just like it
was like boom, what yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Literally, don't smoke fucking flying. It was like hectic. Wait,
I don't smoke vapes?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (26:14):
How does it?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
I don't know. I don't really I well, I do
smoke papes.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Wait, but you're not still smoking vapes after an.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Explode, you know what.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
I called my friend straight away and I'm quitting, like
we need we both need to quit. I think wish
we should do it together. I've just this vape blount
of my mouth, threw it down the garbage ship.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
But I have started vaping again.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
But wait, so hang on, how did it explode? Like
it just literally went in your mouth?
Speaker 5 (26:37):
Yeah, I was just puffing away, and so all the
liquid then went on my tongue and throat and it
was disgusting.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Does it taste like the flavor that like blueberry does?
Hell on Earth? It was.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
It was burnt my tongue and this should have been
my son.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
To stop vaping, but maybe it was. But I woke
up that's more And I think, you know, I don't know.
I just feel like a vape in of coffee in
the morning, and so maybe I need to go out
coffee as well.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
That's such a twenty twenty two sentence, isn't it. I
just felt like a vape in of coffee. Twenty years
ago you'd said, like, just in twenty twenty two, we're
gonna be vaping and having a coffee people Sigi back then.
I still love a CIGI in a coffee, But seeing
in a coffee, I feel like it's very Parisian though,
like a vapor in a coffee sounds like you're.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
The reason I've moved onto vapes is because smoking cigarettes
obviously is horrible for you. Yeah, and now vapes are
blowing up in my mouth, so, oh my god, it's
the last thing I expect to be.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Blowing up in my mouth ten pm on a Wednesday.
That's some other things in mind.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
But so what did the oil taste?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Like?
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Oh, it was just I.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Don't even know. It wasn't diadn't taste that the flavor.
It wasn't even a flavor.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
It just burnt my tongue because the mixture of the
blowing up and the vape juice.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Did it explode? Like was there fire or.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
Was it the way it's like they're no, only small.
So it was like a pop and a crack. It
was like yeah, and there was it was smoke, not smoke,
but like I don't know, just making vapor vapor. But
it was like the obviously got like a little machine
in it to like yeah, so I don't I don't
even know how it works.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
I probably should, but it's so scary that it blew
up in your mouth, my mouth, and now that you're
still smoking them vaping, it's not smoking of ape's smoke
of ape, no suck of ape.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Yeah, I don't know vape, vapor vape? Yeah no, I
would say half of vape, half of vape.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
Yeah, half of vape anyway, So still vaping, but you
know what, I'll quit eventually.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Okay, this is my fifth weekend with no alcohol. Okay,
give me a bit.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
That's pretty good. All right, you can keep on vaping.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
I need some kind of vice. Jesus, I give up rugs.
Now I have alcohol, and now I give up vapes.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Really, just replace me with alcohol, I mean with alcohol. Wow,
Oh my god, what was I trying to say? Replace
it with working out or something like active? I work out, Yeah,
but like Kim kardash In working out three times a
day kind of working out. I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
I know.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
I don't know how she does it.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
It's too much. It's too much. Anyway, shall we wrap up? Oh?
Speaker 3 (29:03):
You done? I could keep talking?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Oh could you?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Well?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
I could go because my mom's in the parking.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Lot, in the parking lot waiting. This is literally the
twenty twenty two version of her following you behind in
the airport.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Literally, she's waiting. She's over in the coffee cub. It's
fine's open to like thirty, but I go wait, wait, no, Okay,
So remember how I told you in episode one that
I'm going to be on a new another TV show. Yeah,
so I'm going to be on Celebrity Ninja Warrior.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
We spoke about this in episode one, and we never
will like I did.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
We couldn't say what it was, I know, And so
it's a small moment. It's like a celebrity for charity
thing within the show.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Yes, yes, but I'm very excited that it's coming on TV.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
That is so exciting. When did you film it, yeah,
months ago. Oh my god, can you say he tells
anything about it? But did you have to train for.
Speaker 5 (29:55):
A change for it? And my trainer was a loneie
from Celebrity Apprentice.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
I haven't been watching. Oh okay, who's.
Speaker 5 (30:02):
Lonnie's like the big guy? Oh my god, yes he
was my trainer.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I so hot, but he is. He is wonderful. He
was a wonderful trainer and it was tough.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Oh my god. Okay, but we can't say if you've
like win, lose, get through, make up anything anything. Okay.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah, I'm very excited for it to come on. It
airs on the twenty seventh of June.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
That's when the show the season either be in the
first and second episode and the celebrities like Dottal I
think drought.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
Yeah, because it's like a it's like a charity moment
within the show. So yeah, hooever wins gets I think
it's ten thousand dollars for a charity.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
And yeah, was it hard or is it?
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Like I don't want to get suit, so I don't
know how much I can say, but like, yeah, it's
fucking hard.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
But is it fun? Yeah, it looks fun, but it
looks like you've got to go.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
Into it with like just like a fun attitude, like yeah,
positive vibes, like doing it for charity.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Just see what happens, and if do you get more
than one go? Like if you don't get like if
you like if you fall off on the first you're
done in the water in the drink, No you don't
get one more go, like just for TV Magic. No,
I'd be so pissed off if that was me. Oh
my god, I'd be so annoyed if you fell in
(31:21):
the water. Yeah, you'd be trained, you want to do well,
and then you fall off, you slip on like the
first thing.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
Sure, like you know other scenes as well, there's some
of the actual ninjas.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Just by flukes, but like that's normal people competing for
the competition, Like you're doing it for charity, you would
think that.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
And I am not a ninja exactly.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
That's what I mean. Offense, but like you couldn't be like,
you know, let me you should be able to be like,
let me have just one more go because I fell
over on this one because I'm you know.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Yeah, yeah it's going to be very funny.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Let's just say that. Okay, great, I can't wait to
watch it way through. All right, well, thank you so
much for listening.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Listening, do you know what we.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Actually need to do? Just chase up in the raldo
in our Studio ten segments.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
Right where I thought she'd be chasing us up to
be honest with our fabulous.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
We need to be on Studio ten next week or
the week after.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Yeah, we need to hit her out.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Okay, do you know where she lives? I do?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
She just you're not gonna go to rack up at
her door?
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Oh hey studio No, No, that's not what I was playing.
Speaker 5 (32:27):
Okay, okay, well we'll walk with her a call and
we'll see okay, yeah, yeah, well we'll get our people
to call her people.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Should we wear if we go on? She were like
matching outfits?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Like what are you thinking?
Speaker 3 (32:40):
I don't know, but I could chica like something we
broke something, We've got heaps and stuff. So can we
just nothing that matching drag? Oh we didn't want to
do bring your drag queen to work day, remember, and
then make trist transform Tristan into a drag queen. True,
that could be fun, but then neither of us can
do makeup. I know. Okay scrap that. Yeah right, anyway,
(33:02):
we'll work it.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Out, work it out.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Anything else. Oh, your mum is waiting.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
You busy? You leave you I'm going bye, okay, bye bye.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Bye bye yeah bye, and I'll just wrap.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
It up.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Bye bye, go leave goodbye. Say how do you mum
for me? Oh no, that's Rod, No wrong show Jack.
Okay bye everyone, yes bit
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