May 11, 2022 • 40 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I haven't had some work. Signe yes, bitch, you have
some fucking pardbums. Yes, bitch? Is my look fucking nice?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Signed? Yes bitch?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Why doll, doll?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I'm good? How are you? Yeah? Good? I'm actually not
that great. I'm just going to yeah, I actually know
I'm okay, but I've just had a shitty week. Why,
I've just had a lot of anxiety. I'm not just
going to be real for a moment. It's going to
be like, yeah, I'm good, but I've just had you know,
do you get anxiety?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Do I know it?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Do you get it?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Do you get anxiet?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I go to therapy and I'm on medication.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Oh okay, right, yeah, like I didn't know that. Well,
I'm maybe some medication because I've just like I feel
so like on edge this whole week. Why, I don't know.
There's a lot of stuff going on in my personal life.
But anyway, yeah, that's just being real for a moment.
I'm not doing amazing, but I'm doing amazing now that
I'm here recording our podcast because I love I love
doing this.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Do you go to therapy or have you ever been
to therapy?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, I do, I do, I do, and I've got
a life coach at the moment, I do like a
I don't do the tradition kind of therapy. Yeah, I
don't know what it's cooled, but it's it's almost it's
like a mix of hypnotherapy and all different kinds of therapy.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I tried hypnotherapy and it did not work for me.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Really.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I went to one session and she was like this big, fat,
old like Eastern European woman, like Russian or something, or
like Czechoslovakian. She was like, you're getting sleepy vum for free,
click like it was legit. It was in the city,
and I was like it was so weird and you
had to like she had these like big old lady
recliners like with like floral patterns on the you had
(01:35):
to like lie down and like it was so it
was it was exactly what I thought it was going to.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Be, but also not and it just was what are
you getting hypnotized for?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I was trying it. It was going to be for
something actually to do with my anxiety. But then she
was like, let's try it with like not wanting to
drink soft drink for example, Like it as like an
easy like stuff thing to see if it was gonna
work for me, because doesn't work for everyone. Yes, and
then it didn't work and she was like, oh well,
(02:06):
And I was like.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay, well, no, that's not the kind of filmotherapy I'm doing.
It's like, how do I explain it you? Kind of
So it's she's also my life coach, so she does
a lot of stuff in terms of like not business coaching,
but helps me with financials as well. But yeah, so
that's kind of the what we're doing now. But we
did a whole lot of deep trauma work where you
(02:27):
kind of go back, you drop into this kind of
space kind of in your subconscious and you go back
to those core traumas and work through them and like
you work out why, like why have certain things trigger
you when you go back to those moments of where
those triggers kind of started. Wow, this was pretty incredible.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I always wanted to have a life coach. I remember
when I worked in radio, like, oh my god, like
I don't know ten years ago maybe in Newcastle, this
woman like left she was like a high high up
in the in like the at the radio station, and
she left to become a life coach, and I was like,
you're kind of a hot how are you going to
coat someone else's life? But she was very like, what's
(03:06):
the word like, not spiritual? Like she just I know
she would have been good at it, even though she
generally was just a hot mess.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Right, okay, she would have helped other people just got help. Yeah, yeah,
that kind of If anyone's wondering if you can hear
that buzz buzzing, Oh yeah, does a jackhammer on our roof?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Someone is jack hammering on the roof. They're like fixing something.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
And the kind of jackhammer and I want to get.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Not hammering jack. Someone's not hammering jack. They're jack hammering.
So it's going to be on and off. But wait,
listen really and then it just stopped just so that's
it just ignored. But yeah, anyway, talking.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
About anxiety and being depressed anyway, now I'm like, I'm
doing okay. I'm just it's just been a hectic week.
There's a lot of stuff that's coming up in my
personal life that I have anxiety about, and but I
just have I have peace that everything's going to be fine.
So well, you look great, thank you. It's very cold today.
So I'm wearing a track suit and a paffa.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It's freezing today. I only like the cold when it's
like like a chic Christmas in London.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Cold, or like skating what's called like.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Ice skating in New York in Central Park, Like I
hate any other kind of cold.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I know, but this is what we've got. So okay,
So did you the mac Gala Gala?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Can I tell you my favorite best dress?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You do? I'm gonna have a super coffee so my
first Oh.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
My god, I've got a coffee, well, an iced oat
latte loves it.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I just made mine at home.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Sebastian Stan in all pink Valentino, the hot pink. Did
you see that?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I saw that it was a like the hot pink
Balenciaga shoe one. There was someone wearing an outfit that
had pink.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I think it was a guy, his Sebastian Stan. He
was in all hot pink and it was all Valentino.
He's in like I want to see a some Marvel stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Oh okay, but he's like pretty.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Famous and anyway, he was like my favorite. But it
was like it was kind of like a puffer jacket.
It was all the same color, but it was like pants, shoes,
puffa jacket. But it was a bit MTV Awards for me.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
What was the theme it was? It was white tie
something in white tie white tie.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
It was it was like history in fashion in America
or something what I can't remember that he was my
favorite male best dress and also Manu Rio from Elite.
Have you ever watched Elite? Oh, it's so good?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Is that the one with all the gay sex scenes.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
In a Spanish TV show Withe They doubled in English,
and he was my heways looked really cool. He was
like in a black suit tuxedo, but it was kind
of parts of it was see through and then they
had like bits of like sequiny beady embellished like kind
of they looked like leopard spots, they weren't leopard spots
all over. It was really cool. It was really cool,
and I didn't really have favorite best dressed girl, but
I would probably say, like maybe Kim, because I just
(06:03):
looked so Kim was.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Really I mean, I'm there was a lot of controversy
around that, I know.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Apparently people were mad that she like wore Marilyn Monroe's
old dress, but I think it was cool.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Like no, I mean, I didn't know those controversy around that,
but I know that there was around because she said
she had to lose, wouldn't have to, but she chose
to lose sixteen pounds in three weeks, yeah, to get
into the dress.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Well, because so apparently she wore the real dress on
arrival and for the first few photos, and she was
wearing a white fur coat over the back because the
back wouldn't do up because she because Marilyn Moo was
so skinny, Kim skinny, but she got like big hips
and big bum, so that's why she had that because
it couldn't do it. The zip couldn't do all the way.
Then she went and changed into a replica and that's
(06:46):
why she took the white coat off, and then the
rest of the night was in a replica.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Right, Yeah, but people really had an issue with this
whole losing sixteen pounds in in three weeks.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I know, how much is it in kilo's do you know?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I just normally taken it about it's about half.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
About half okaya, like maybe seven or eight kilos.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I mean, and I understand the point of view of
like you don't want to promote that kind of a
crash diet kind of thing. But at the same time,
I'm like, let's just stop telling women what.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
To do with their bodies. Stop telling anyone what to
do with their bodies.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I think, Yeah, I remember I was maybe fifteen, and
I don't want to get sued, so I have to
word this in the right way. But someone that was
working with me at the time, yeah, sent like delivered
a message to me from someone very high up in
the label that I was delivered a message that I
(07:36):
was too fat and what Yeah, I know when I
was fifteen and that I had to lose Wait, and
I was at a geg I remember in Brisbane that
ended up getting canceled because it was got ready. Oh yeah,
because I was.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Like, sorry, no, fatt is this is a thin only show?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Oh my god no, because it started to rain. It
was an outdoor event. But where was I going with this? Basically,
let's just stop telling people. Yeah, just let's just stop
telling people. Because I'd ended up with a needing disorder.
Like it's okay now, but like it's with you your whole life.
You've got to you've got something you've got to manage.
But let's just stop telling people what to do with
their bodies if they want. If someone wants to fucking
(08:15):
do a crash diet, let them.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah. Wait, so because I think at fifteen, like you
still have like baby fat, puppy fat, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
So I was like, fucking wait, so what did they say?
You're too fat?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Like I was about to do a gig and I was,
oh god, it's very uncomfortable thing to relive, but it's
I was with my mom and and this person who
I was working with at the time had a call
from someone very high up in the label that I
was with, and essentially my mom had to deliver the
message from this other person that was working for this person,
(08:51):
Like it was just I'm trying to just don't want
to get sued.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
So basically, your mom had to come to you and say.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
No, my mom, My mom said. My mom was like
what the fuck? Like, fuck you, I'm not going to
tell my son that. Like, but my mum was very
transparent with me with all the conversations. But because obviously
I was underage that she was always like the buffer.
Yeah yeah, yeah, but she was always very protective. But
like at the same time very honest. So yeah, it
was crazy and so what did you do?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Did you? So you eventually like did she actually tell you.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
She was in tears? I think later on in the
hotel and just I was just talking about it. And
because I, I mean, I was pretty mature at that age,
and I knew how fed up that conversation is to have,
ye with like a fifteen year old's mum saying you
need to tell your son he's gained too much weight?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Were you fat though?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Or like, were you just like a puppy fat? But
even if I was fucking the size of a house,
you don't say that. Yeah, it's like it's anyway. And
the thing is, I did. I moved over to LA
when I was sixteen, and I did end up with
an eating disorder. Yeah, and I like, I literally lost
about twenty five kilos I was, I was skin and bone.
(10:00):
Just stop telling people what to do with their bodies period.
The killing me too fat.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
But now it's so different now as well, Like look
at like Lizo, for example, body positively like she's like
fuck the haters, I don't care, and that's so great.
So I think even like just ten years you know,
oh for sure. It's such a great difference.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
But it's both sides of it. It's like, Okay, let's
not tell people they're too fat, but let's also not
tell people they're to not do whatever they want to do,
especially as a woman. Just let let people just do
whatever they want to do.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I can't believe that they would tell like a boy
as well, Like you, you hear the stories about them
that they said that they would say that to a
girl that was like signed to a label or pop
star or whatever. But I feel like that's I've never
heard a story about someone saying that to a boy.
There it is, Hey, wow, can it still happens? Because
like look at like Justin bieber Shure Mendees. As soon
(10:50):
as they hit a certain age, they like start working out,
they start getting abs and doing the shirtless photo shoots
and like all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, I cannot stand. I'd like to think it's not happening. Yeah, anyway,
we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back
after this. Yes, what else is happening? We've got fashion
week coming up.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Speaking Sydney is Sydney Fashion Work?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Fashion Week? Yeah? I mean, so we're recording this on
a Saturday. It comes out in the Wednesday, so we'll
be in the middle of fashion week when this comes out.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
You're going twenty shows, I am.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I'm going to a couple. I'm actually even sure what
the shows are, but I know that I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
A How does it work for outfits? Like do you
have you pre picked all your outfits or you just
pull something out.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Of your wardrobe very very kindly. I went into Portobello
pr let me come in and pick some clothes from
some of the lake.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Well, that's so cam of you just pulling.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I mean, it's no Marilyn Monroe dress.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
But I've got like but to go in and like
pull looks from a PR. That's very like, very.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Very very very lucky because I don't know what the
fuck I don't know. I'm not going to go out
and spend him some money on clothes. Yeah one week?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Oh wait, we could do though I used to do this,
is you buy something because I used to do like
a lot of red carpet stuff and like junkets and
stuffer interviews, and I would didn't want to wear the
same thing in videos, so I would go to a
shop buy something in cash, keep the tag on, wear
it because you're only wearing it for like an hour,
not even, and.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Then they refund it and take it back.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yeah, because card takes ages to come back, but if
you pay in cash, left to give it back to
you in cash. So I would just hit yeah, I
would leave the tag on and then take it back,
return it straight away. It's like the best hack anyway.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
How good? Oh my god, I'm still going to do that.
But I walked in. They had all these different labels
that they take they take care of. I've got a few,
like just just normal looks. But then I saw this.
There's a one tease you know, the brand one. Obviously
it's a female. Yeah, So I walked straight over to
it and picked up this like denim jumpsuit and I
was just going to rock this with a pair of
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pair of docks, some like a chain and yeah, cool
blue black blue denim like faded or like dark like
light blue denim with like a cinched waste moment.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Oh that's eque you can do like a bell.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Well it's got like a kind of like in the
thin or so I hopeful with that looks good and
I don't know, I'm not very good with like fashion stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Oh see, I'm the sort of part I can walk
into a shop and because I pretty much only wear black,
white and gray, that's it. I can walk into a
shop and scan with my eyes and know that there's
nothing like if I, oh, no, I can see something
over there that I want to look at, or I
can literally scan it in ten seconds, be like there's nothing.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
For the color palette. I'm the same with like neutrals,
I think.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Yeah, yeah, Like it's the worst going shopping with girls
like my friends is like whenever I go shopping with girls,
because they might have one specific friend, she wants to
look at every single item on every single rack. And
it's the worst. If you go like overseas on a
holiday with someone and they want to look at go shop.
You want to go shopping because they want to look
at everything. Whereas I can look at ten shops in
the time you've looked at one, because I can just
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scan and not like.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
So annoying if it's like that, what if a photographic memory, No,
that's not the right thing.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
No, I just can tell straightway. I can tell I'm
not gonna like something, or I will have a vibe
great So how many looks did you have to pull
though for Fashion Week?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Well, I think I'm gonna go to a three shows,
but then I'm also going to the Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills premiere on Wednesday night, which would mean tonight
that this podcast comes out. It's very exciting. I know.
That's I'm fu fashion Week, That's what I'm excited for.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I've never watched any of the Real Housewives, like I got.
I've watched a few episodes of some of this really
of the yeah, different tranchises, but it's just not my
I don't know, I don't like them.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Maybe I'll wear the jumpsuit to that.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Yeah, okay, well before that because that's on Wednesday, and
except but tomorrow's Mother's Day.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Tomorrow is Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Are you doing anything like your mom?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I am. She's gonna come down tonight. Actually so, like
I said, we recorded on a Saturday, so she's coming
down tonight. Yeah, she's gonna say that I'm at mine,
which means I get the couch again, which is fine.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
She's oh, do you let us see in your bed?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Of course, because you know what, growing up, I always
especially after I became the legatistical ship after winning as
got time, I always got the I always got the
master bedroom. I would always because I it's just so
bad because obviously after the shower, because I started paying
the rent and so I was like like this is
(15:20):
my house, bit the master Like looking back, I feel horrible,
but that's just how it all played out. But anyway,
so now when she comes to stays live in a
one bedroom, so of course she can have the the
the bed. But I'm like, I've got a good couch anyway.
It's the Koala I've got like Koala furniture and it's
the same lack material that they useing the couch as
a bed. Anyway, shout out to Kal.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Did you get the couch for free?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Get some Koala engining quick before my mom would be like,
dull the tents up outside on the balcony in joy,
bring a sleeping bag, tough tits.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
On the sun the floor. Yeah you've got that.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Be You've got like a big round like couch outside
on your balcony.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Well I did. That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Oh did you get rid of it? No? It broke
I because it's like we're having sex on it. Oh
my god, will you work.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I was joking having sex outside on your balcony in
the open, because I have friends.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Oh my god, I was literally joking.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I had a friend come over once and he sat
on it and it fell through. Anyway, I got it fixed,
but then I had sex on it and it fell.
It's complete disheveled now, but it's still on the balcony.
I've just put some cushions in it.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Oh my god. What a.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Was it just you and one other person? Yes? God,
you really. I've heard the stories. I've heard the story, okay,
straight out of your mouth.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Okay, So but for what Anyway, Mum's not sleeping on
like that, she's sleeping in. She's gonna have my bed
for the night. But then we're gonna go to We
are doing like this fun run, fun walk.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I could think of anything I'd rather do less.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Oh my god, it's gonna my mom has badness, so
it's gonna be more of a fun walk for us,
and we're go and it's fits breast cancer. I mean,
my her mom and my grandma died from breast cancer.
You just mentioned before that yours do as well.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
My grandma died of breast cancer too.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah. So so we're running slash walking for breast cancer awareness.
So I think it's a really special thing to do,
especially on Mother's Day. It's always really hard for my mom. Yeah,
I think like losing a mom and being Mother's Day
each year, I think it's kind of retraumatizing each time.
So I think it'll be something special for.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Us to do. Yeah, that'd be where does it go from?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Like how long is it? Well, there's a seven K
one and a four K one. If it was just me,
i'd do the seven K me being I do the
seventh K one seven K.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
But we're just gonna do Taylor has seen us.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Who Yeah, we're gonna do the four K lumber one.
We're gonna have a nice walk. It's in the starts
in the domain. Oh yeah, I don't know where it
goes to. So maybe it's just around the domain.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
God, you could have. I've done the City to Surf once.
Never again really do something like that. God, Oh it's
so boring. Get tired And did you do it with
an hold? Yeah? Yeah I did. Yeah, And like I
was just so boring. It's so boring. Oh God, I
hate I just don't understand why people want to run.
I hate running. The worst sport is running. I absolutely
(18:30):
hate it. And when I was in high school, like
I went to an all boys school for part of
high school, and you had to do sport, like they
forced you, and you would have to do it was
like Saturday sport. And then you would also have to
do training on a two afternoons a week, so I
think it was like Tuesday and Thursday for me. And
in winter the sports were like rugby, soccer, cross country,
(18:53):
and basketball or something. And I was like, I don't
do basketball. I don't know how to play soccer. I
don't know how to play rugby. So I was like, oh,
I guess I'll have to do a cross country. So
I had to do all this running and I hated it.
And after school we would have to so we finished
at three fifteen, we would have to meet at three
point thirty, right, And then the teacher was this big
fat South African maths teacher who had never run a
(19:14):
day in her life. But she was like because all
the teachers as well had to be like the head
of a sport whatever, So like all the boy teachers
would teach the footy and so there was this big,
fat South African woman that was like taught advanced Year
twelve maths.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
She was just like, I'll do the cross country and
then it's like wait, accent South African. So we'd get
there to be like, all right, boys, we're going to
run from here. We were in Bellvue Hill, We're.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Going to run from Bellevue Hill all the way up.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
To Vaucluse and Beck And they sound like that volklues
daily Instagram page.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Yeah, that's what South African women sound like. Not all
of them, but it's like big South African accent. That's
hilarious and so and so she would just it there
for an hour at the school because she didn't run
with us, and all the boys would run all the
way there and I'd always hang hang at the back
and not do the whole thing. I'd start running with them,
they'd all head up a bit further, and then I
would like slow down, walk, loop around because I lived
(20:13):
drive by the school, so I knew all the backstreets.
I would like loop around, hang back, and then rejoin
as they were coming back, and I'd be like.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
A run.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
But then we had to do it on Saturdays, and
I would always come last because I was like, never
actually did any training. It was so boring. I hated
running once I fell down the stairs and hurt my knee.
So me and your mum have in common. I like
any really bad still to this day affects me.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
That's how I should do the fun run, and I'll
just do it myself.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
It's how I get out of doing like day with
my trainer. He's like, it's leg down like Lindy's playing
up today. Let's just do something else else.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Okay, bro, I won't see it the fun runs, but
I've got to cure outfit so i'll be looking good.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Okay, what is it? Designer?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
No, well, hopefully it's like glue baton, a Gucci or something.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Imagine. Don't say love it on. I'm triggered. You've triggered.
This is embarrassing. I don't know. I actually don't want
to tell the story.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
No, okay, so tell the story.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
This is actually embarrassing. I like, so I like love
designer clothes.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Like I save a lot of designer Yeah, but I
save up I buy it.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I like it's like an investment piece. I always think,
and you know, you know how carry always says like
in Sex and the City, Like I like my money
where I can see it in my closet, right, says
But I so like, there's this one couple of years ago,
there was this one love it on like it's kind
(21:43):
of like a jumper jacket that I really wanted, okay,
and it was really expensive. I think it was like
three or four grand or something, and I was like
that's too much even for me, Like that's ridiculous for
a jumper And then eventually I kept going back looking
at it and I was like, oh my god, I
really want to Eventually they didn't have it anymore because
they do like limited runs of things, because it was
(22:04):
kind of like a bit like not out there, but
like they obviously just didn't make a lot of them.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
They do like the different collections that like they go away, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
They go away anyway. So I found a replica online,
like a fake stuff you brought a fake I never
buy fake designer because I always think, like, you know,
it's about it's it's like it's not fair to the designer,
you know what I mean, Like sure, it's it's bad.
It's like blah blah blah what So I never buy
the time but I wanted this so badly, so I
(22:34):
got the replica. And it's a really good fake. Like
it's a really good replica. Anyway, in the building I
live in, I made friends with this woman like a
year ago when we moved in. I made friends with
this woman in the sauna because they have like a
pool and a sauna area.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yea.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
She We were in the sauna together one day and
we like just got to talking and she was like,
I work at Leubiton and I was like, hmmm. Always
good to have a connection totally. I know discount, and
like we always see each other in the lift and
we both have dogs and we always chat. She seems
to be like the I see her literally every few days,
and it was like, hey, hey, whenever I put on
that jacket at home, I always think like, oh my god, Lola,
(23:08):
imagine if I see her wearing this jacket, it's fake
and she can tell. But it had never happened. And
literally literally the other day, I was waiting for the
lift and it was at a really weird time as well,
Like I think it was really early in the morning.
Maybe I was on the I can't remember, but it
was a weird time thinking that I wouldn't see anyone.
And then the doors open of the lift, and she
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lives higher up than me. It was coming down and
and I was like, oh no, and she's going to
the sawnt. So she was in a robe. People in
my building, like you know, at a hotel and people
wear their robe and their swimmers in the lift of
the pool. I think it's okay in a hotel, but
it's just weird. I think when it's your apartment building. Yeah,
I always find it so weird. Like when my housemate
and I go down to the pool, he wear like
(23:51):
just no shirt and just his speedo's and the town
I'm like, I think.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
We're leaving a building. I know.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
I just think it's weird. Anyway. So she was in
there in her like robe and a towel heading down
to the sauna and the cinms of doors open. I
was like, oh, no shit, and she goes, hey, hi,
she goes, oh my god, nice jacket?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Was it a nice jacket? Like I work at Louisbtine
nice that thing?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
I can't I don't know, I tell I couldn't tell
because she kind of had a smirk, but as in
like it could have been a smirk.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Like that time for her to assess the stitching on
your louvert on face.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Well, it's like a it's a what's the material? It's
like you know Teddy Bear jackets. Yes, it's that material.
So it's like it's it's like wool, but not it's
not walls, I know. I mean it's that material.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
So it's like it's like the sofas that are like
boot clay. Yes, it's like the fluffy jumper version.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, And it's got like it's
black with white lv's all over it, and so it
would be hard to tell if it was fake not.
But I don't know. Oh my god, I don't died.
And when she said that, I was like, oh, yeah, thanks, anyway,
you're going to the sauna, going to the pool any shoes?
(25:12):
My god, it was so embarrassing. I died.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Who cares? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
And I haven't seen her since yeah, yesterday, it was
like a week ago. Yeah, it was like a week ago.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
She's avoiding here. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I was so embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
We'll have to go into the store and buy something
real from her, I know, do you know what now?
And iHeart radio podcast we'll get a big fat check
at some stagey for something and out or something, and
you know where we'll go. Louis Vton, Louis Biton.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Yeah, oh my god, I know. I always do think
when I next time I see her, Like I've thought
this for a while, I'm gonna be like, hey, next
time you're in Because like bok an appointment to go
to a designer store and they let me straight having.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
To wait, I actually didn't know that. Yeah, show so much.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
You can book an appointment and they will instead of
having to wait in the line.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
You got to know there was lines.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah, there's always lines, especially like Loubaton always has a line,
Gucci always has a line. What Yeah, do you know
we were just talking before about Sebastian San's pink Valentino
every thing. I went to Valentino literally like two days
ago because I want to see if they had anything similar. Yeah,
and I had to wait out the front for twenty
minutes and there was no one in front of me.
It's because they don't have very many people for that workers.
It's so annoying anyway. Yeah, so that was embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
So maybe if you're lucky, I'll buy you some designer
for your Birthday's your birthday next weekend?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Yes, this weekend, Monday the sixteenth.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
I know.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
I'm so excited. I'm going to the Gold Coast to
Palazo Verasachi. I love it so much, do you do?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Okay, we talked about this is another episode. Didn't realize
you actually loved the plants.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Because it's tacky, glam like it's just so ridiculous, Like
it's just such a ridiculous place.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I know, And.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I'm lying up.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I'm flying up on the Friday, which I think is
the thirteenth, and then saying their Saturday Sunday which was
fourteen fifteenth, coming back Sunday, and then my birthdays on
Monday the sixteenth. I'm so excited. I'm just gonna like
I've already got a facial books for eleven am on
a Saturday at the hotel yeap.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
What else.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I'm just gonna go like shopping and like because all
like rich Chinese people come over to the Gold Coast
and so there's all the designer stores there. So I'm
gonna like just live my best life, go to dinner.
I've heaps of friends there. Yeah, go to dinner and
like go to lunch and go to the beach and
go to the pool, glamor live my best life. Last
time I was there was like maybe three years ago
(27:34):
before COVID. True. Yeah, and I had bought these like
I had this like gold Vasati necklace that was ridiculous
and I did like a they do this service where
they like tiss up the bath for you, so do
like tis up like they do. They have these huge, big.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Baths in all the bathrooms that are like I remember
I said they once.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yeah, they're huge, and that one of the services is
they're like there's different kind of baths that they will
come and set up for you. So they like do
bubble bay well they do like bubble baths, and then
like they'll do one with like rose petals and then
not like the engagement bath and there's all these candles,
and then they'll do like you know, the sleepy time
bath with like Lavendroi or whatever.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
The Augie bath is like the move everywhere.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Ful of water. It's just like got a big tarp
in it. Yeah, so I'd like if they set up
a bath for me and my dad he who lives
in in London, he like sent to the room a
bottle of champagne. Yeah, so I had like champagne in
this bubble bath and I had already taken up the
necklace because I just wanted to do something stupid and like,
(28:42):
I didn't know what I wanted to do, but you
wanted to take it. So I put on all these
gold chains and it was your, it was yours. Yeah,
the necklace, Yeah, it was fine. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
When did you buy a golden Vasachi necklace?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Oh years ago?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
I'm thinking of like a really thick gold chain.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yes, it was stuff. It was insane and I had
the big gold paycheck literally and I so I did
this the bubble The bubbles were so big, and I
did a photo shoot in the bath by myself with
a glass of champagne, all these bubbles and all the
gold was starching necklace. Change.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Did you post this?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I did, but I remember it.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Yeah, but it was like a photo and not like
not like it's a joke. Yeah, because it's just so ridiculous.
So I'm going to do something again like that.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
I wasn't as serious as your Christmas card photos. No,
those were serious business. Do you know what's so funny
is I didn't realize. Shout out to everyone who storms
my Instagram. I reckon, like, I didn't realize I had
posted the the all the Rue Christmas tree one like
years ago. I'd forgotten about it, and some some like
(29:57):
of our listeners who were amazing went on my Instagram
and I found it from years ago.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
They stalked down Larious and sent it to me and
they were like, I'm screaming at this right out. I've
got so many of them, and so I completely forgot
i'd even ever posted it.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
So it wasn't a flipping Hey Dole exclusive.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Well the other two works with the blue tag and
the present wall, Yeah, present wall.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I kind of I couldn't believe it. We love to
see it. Well, I mean, so it's your birthday coming up.
But I was just thinking on the way here because
I was like, what's like an embarrassing birthday story that
I could ask you about? But then I thought about
I'm going to bring it back to me for a second.
But then I thought about this my sixteenth birthday. So
I was in LA for my sixteenth birthday.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Is that when you had moved there?
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Right? Yeah? So i'd do there, so I'd moved there
for a few months from about six months with my mum. Yeah,
and then I was a very chaotic time in my life.
We moved back and I kind of moved there by
myself against my mum's will.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
I just so, wait, how old were you when you
when you want a g T fourteen? Okay? And then
so like about a year and a bit, lady moved
to La Yeah, and then you were back.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Here, came back here for a few weeks, and then
I went back by myself.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Oh when you were sixteen?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Wow, okay, yeah, continue, yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
But we, like my mom had like set up so
that like I knew lots of people. I was staying
with certain people. But it's basically since I got there,
I left those people I want to stay with and
just basically ran off. And anyway, where was I going
with this? My embarrassing birthday story? Okay, so before this
is before I was there by myself work with my mum.
We'd been there for a few months and I didn't
know anyone, and it was my birthday and my mom
were going out to dinner and I think we were
(31:34):
I think it's called Boa Steakhouse. Oh my god, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
so mo, Mom's like, we're going there for dinner. Anyway.
We walk in and my mom's so sweet. All these
people I've met maybe once or twice, so maybe not
even met or just spoken to on the internet. She'd
made this whole table of people to celebrate my birthday
for a surprise dinner. And I walk in and everyone's
(31:55):
like surprise, And I had no idea what anyone was.
I didn't think the surprise was for me, and so
I just kind of like kept walking.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Also, they were surprised, you like, that's not for me.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
I was confused and I was like, wait, is that
that person? And Mom's like, yeah, this is your table.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
So she just wanted to like make a party for
so the only people you guys knew in lag and by.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Yeah, it was like I had this random meeting with
this like sixty year old Hollywood produce, so this one
time who she invited, Like, oh, I know, it was
very it was very very sweet.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
That's very la to just invite people that you've met
once to your party.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I know it was. It was. It was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I've actually had the three surprise parties my entire life,
and I hate surprise parties.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Like surprises, I want to look a certain ways, going
to be people around me.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Too, And like two out of the three I found
out about them, but once, in fact, I think it
might have been my sixteenth birthday party as well.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Okay and my sweet sixteen.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Yeah, and my dad had organized with one of my
friends at school who had actually like left, so we
went to the school and then she left like a
month or two before and moved to another school, and
so he'd organized with her because she was like my
best friend, like a group of people, and she picks
like all the people who I would never want to
(33:11):
come the same thing. It was at a dinner at
a restaurant in Hurricanes in Bond Eye Beach, and like
love Hurricanes picked all the wrong people that I would
have not invited.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
And then you needn't have the right friend organizing any
organized the organizer exactly.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
That's why I don't hate surprises, because like, I'm very particular,
I want things a certain way, but don't I would
not have picked that restaurant. Gross, I would have not
picked these people.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Gross.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
I didn't find out about that one, but when I
got there, everyone was like surprise. Oh and also they
like mixed three different friend groups together. Do you do
you have like different friend groups.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
I don't mix them. I don't really mix them. I
did one for my twenty first I did, which was
that was fine.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
It's too hard, I think, having to like talk to
this group and then this group and the like, and I.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
You know, unless it's like a twenty first or a
thirtieth or something like where you can just kind of
like but at a dinner restaurant.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
And so there was like my group of friends from
primary school and then like my family friend's friends group,
and then my school group. It was just so annoying, and.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Especially if you've got a group of gaggling gays in
with your family or the girls from high school. I
don't know, it was all girls.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
I was the only guy, okay, And but yeah, my
like that was the same. That was the same thing.
People that I didn't really want there. But then I
always think about this. There was this one girl who
I was like not really friends with, but we went
to school together. She went to the bathroom and came
back with toilet paper stuck on her shoe, like a
long thing of toilet paper, and we were all dying
(34:38):
and she was really embarrassed. She like stomped it off
with her like other foot, you know, he would step
on it to get it off, and then just like
left this. It was long. I would say it was
like four or five squares of toilet paper and she
just left it in the middle of the.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Restaurant ran out.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
I think about it all the time.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
It was so oh. I never understand how you anyway,
we'll wrap them up, But I never understand how you
get toilet paper stuck on the body on your shoe.
I never get it. Like you're just treading around.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
So maybe there's like a bit of liquid on the floor,
like in the boy's toilet. You boys just piss everywhere,
so it's probably on the floor. Like if there's and
there's toilet paper, maybe you stepped in the weed, there's
a bit of moisture, then you step on the toilet
paper and it just gets stuck. And I don't know,
but I agree, like how does it get stuck?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Yeah, and check your shoes, do you know?
Speaker 2 (35:29):
What I always always do is check if they're because
if I use a public toilet, do you like put
down toilet paper if you're doing like a number two
in a public toilet, I.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Always number to but if I if I did no, oh,
I know, No, I cover.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Thing in toilet paper, and I'm always paranoid that when
I've stood up and pulled up my undies, there's gonna
be toilet paper stuck undies. Every time I leave the bathroom,
I check that there's none, Like in the back of
my life, was it gonna get stuck?
Speaker 1 (35:54):
How does that like?
Speaker 2 (35:55):
I don't know, but I always just check and I
always check it out of my shoe. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Well, on that note, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
It's just I get so stressed about it because I
don't know, you know, pooh toilet paper? Oh my god?
Actually doing to hear something that happened to during the
week as well. It's not Pooh, but it's related to Pooh,
oh God. Okay, So do I want to know, Well,
do you know have you ever had reiki even to reki?
Speaker 1 (36:19):
No, but I've had a friend that's that's it done.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Okay, So during the week I went to get reiki.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
It's like healing hands.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Yeah, So basically like lie there and this person this,
why does this have to do with Pooh? This is
I just don't stand by so I was like getting
this reiki then I've always wanted to get it done,
and I was like, Yola, I'm gonna go because I
finished with it like midday every day, so the whole
afternoon just do nothing. And so I went to this
place in Newtown to get reiki done.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Yes it's a new Town I know.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
And you like lie on this bed. It's kind of
like a massage day s bar vibe. Yeah, but you
keep your clothes on and you kind of like raiki
healers are what they're called. They kind of just like
kind of hold their wave their hands like like they
open their hands like you know, like they're about to
do a high five. Yes, and they hold it above
(37:10):
you in different areas of your body and like, I
think what they do is pull the bad energy out
of you or like rearrange the energy. I'm not really sure.
I don't really know anyway.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
So they're not like give you like tell you about
it before you did it.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Um No, I don't really understand how it worked. But anyway,
so he's like doing all this thing and they kind
of like hover. I think it's that they're pulling the
bad energy out. I think at the same time they're
doing something like not like chanting, but in their head
like pulling in like there's no talking or anything. Anyway,
you get really relaxed and was really relaxing, and I
(37:46):
did feel really great and like good, you know, felt
good inside and blah blah blah, and I started to
drift off and because you're so relaxed, you're like just
in a different like state. Like my body was like
so loose because like when you massage, I'm not relaxed.
Like all I can think about is where they're touching,
where they're going next, Like how that hurts? Do you
know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Not relaxed, where this is going?
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Well, I was so relaxed and like half asleep, and
my body must have just been like totally loose. I
did the biggest fart and it was so loud. I
woke myself up like like it was like you know,
you know when you like are falling asleep and you
like jolt awake really quickly.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Yes, that's what happened.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
It was like, and I was like and then the
guy didn't like flinch, blink, nothing like acted if it
was all my god, because I like jolted up and
like looked at him, and he acted if nothing happened,
and I acted as if nothing happened and thought it
was just lying there. And I was like, oh my,
I was mortified, mortified, and it smelt so bad.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
I was like this.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Guy like, oh my, just trying to get some bad
energy and he got the bad energy out of mine.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Have a thing coming.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Oh my god. It was so embarrassing. But yeah, it
was like so loud that I woke myself up.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
God, that is embarrassing. Oh well, well I won't be
getting raky if that's what happens.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Well I do want to go back, though, but maybe
not to that guy. Maybe somewhere else. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
All right, we'll give it a go. We'll go somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Because it's embarrassing because it was kind of hot.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
So I was like, oh no, that's even word shit.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
But he was like daddy vibe. He was like fifty maybe, yeah,
that's all right.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Do you get a daddy's got a boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Yeah? No, no, I don't go daddy's.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
But yeah, it was like, oh my god, it was
just yeah, whatifying Anyway, I got my teeth white and
the other week and I started with like snoring with
the thing in my mouth, and that guy was snoring
so loud that it wake me up. Anyway, that's my
version of the bodily sound.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
All right, well we wrap this up, yeah, I think so.
On that note, I've done some poo chat, some fart chat.
Next week and to have another doll, another guest on
we are.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
We're not going to tell you who because we don't
even know who, but we're going to have another guest on.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
It might just be my mom, I'm not sure, could
be who knows.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
But anyway, we'll see you very soon.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
We love you.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
By Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
It has already been Mother's Day.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Yeah, it's hard when you record on a Saturday and
you're released on a Wednesday, A great Thursday. Yeah anyway,
bye bye yes b
I haven't had some work. Signe yes, bitch, you have
some fucking pardbums. Yes, bitch? Is my look fucking nice?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Signed? Yes bitch?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Why doll, doll?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I'm good? How are you? Yeah? Good? I'm actually not
that great. I'm just going to yeah, I actually know
I'm okay, but I've just had a shitty week. Why,
I've just had a lot of anxiety. I'm not just
going to be real for a moment. It's going to
be like, yeah, I'm good, but I've just had you know,
do you get anxiety?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Do I know it?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Do you get it?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Do you get anxiet?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I go to therapy and I'm on medication.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Oh okay, right, yeah, like I didn't know that. Well,
I'm maybe some medication because I've just like I feel
so like on edge this whole week. Why, I don't know.
There's a lot of stuff going on in my personal life.
But anyway, yeah, that's just being real for a moment.
I'm not doing amazing, but I'm doing amazing now that
I'm here recording our podcast because I love I love
doing this.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Do you go to therapy or have you ever been
to therapy?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, I do, I do, I do, and I've got
a life coach at the moment, I do like a
I don't do the tradition kind of therapy. Yeah, I
don't know what it's cooled, but it's it's almost it's
like a mix of hypnotherapy and all different kinds of therapy.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I tried hypnotherapy and it did not work for me.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Really.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I went to one session and she was like this big, fat,
old like Eastern European woman, like Russian or something, or
like Czechoslovakian. She was like, you're getting sleepy vum for free,
click like it was legit. It was in the city,
and I was like it was so weird and you
had to like she had these like big old lady
recliners like with like floral patterns on the you had
(01:35):
to like lie down and like it was so it
was it was exactly what I thought it was going to.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Be, but also not and it just was what are
you getting hypnotized for?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I was trying it. It was going to be for
something actually to do with my anxiety. But then she
was like, let's try it with like not wanting to
drink soft drink for example, Like it as like an
easy like stuff thing to see if it was gonna
work for me, because doesn't work for everyone. Yes, and
then it didn't work and she was like, oh well,
(02:06):
And I was like.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay, well, no, that's not the kind of filmotherapy I'm doing.
It's like, how do I explain it you? Kind of
So it's she's also my life coach, so she does
a lot of stuff in terms of like not business coaching,
but helps me with financials as well. But yeah, so
that's kind of the what we're doing now. But we
did a whole lot of deep trauma work where you
(02:27):
kind of go back, you drop into this kind of
space kind of in your subconscious and you go back
to those core traumas and work through them and like
you work out why, like why have certain things trigger
you when you go back to those moments of where
those triggers kind of started. Wow, this was pretty incredible.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I always wanted to have a life coach. I remember
when I worked in radio, like, oh my god, like
I don't know ten years ago maybe in Newcastle, this
woman like left she was like a high high up
in the in like the at the radio station, and
she left to become a life coach, and I was like,
you're kind of a hot how are you going to
coat someone else's life? But she was very like, what's
(03:06):
the word like, not spiritual? Like she just I know
she would have been good at it, even though she
generally was just a hot mess.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Right, okay, she would have helped other people just got help. Yeah, yeah,
that kind of If anyone's wondering if you can hear
that buzz buzzing, Oh yeah, does a jackhammer on our roof?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Someone is jack hammering on the roof. They're like fixing something.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
And the kind of jackhammer and I want to get.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Not hammering jack. Someone's not hammering jack. They're jack hammering.
So it's going to be on and off. But wait,
listen really and then it just stopped just so that's
it just ignored. But yeah, anyway, talking.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
About anxiety and being depressed anyway, now I'm like, I'm
doing okay. I'm just it's just been a hectic week.
There's a lot of stuff that's coming up in my
personal life that I have anxiety about, and but I
just have I have peace that everything's going to be fine.
So well, you look great, thank you. It's very cold today.
So I'm wearing a track suit and a paffa.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It's freezing today. I only like the cold when it's
like like a chic Christmas in London.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Cold, or like skating what's called like.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Ice skating in New York in Central Park, Like I
hate any other kind of cold.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I know, but this is what we've got. So okay,
So did you the mac Gala Gala?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Can I tell you my favorite best dress?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You do? I'm gonna have a super coffee so my
first Oh.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
My god, I've got a coffee, well, an iced oat
latte loves it.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I just made mine at home.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Sebastian Stan in all pink Valentino, the hot pink. Did
you see that?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I saw that it was a like the hot pink
Balenciaga shoe one. There was someone wearing an outfit that
had pink.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I think it was a guy, his Sebastian Stan. He
was in all hot pink and it was all Valentino.
He's in like I want to see a some Marvel stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Oh okay, but he's like pretty.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Famous and anyway, he was like my favorite. But it
was like it was kind of like a puffer jacket.
It was all the same color, but it was like pants, shoes,
puffa jacket. But it was a bit MTV Awards for me.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
What was the theme it was? It was white tie
something in white tie white tie.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
It was it was like history in fashion in America
or something what I can't remember that he was my
favorite male best dress and also Manu Rio from Elite.
Have you ever watched Elite? Oh, it's so good?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Is that the one with all the gay sex scenes.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
In a Spanish TV show Withe They doubled in English,
and he was my heways looked really cool. He was
like in a black suit tuxedo, but it was kind
of parts of it was see through and then they
had like bits of like sequiny beady embellished like kind
of they looked like leopard spots, they weren't leopard spots
all over. It was really cool. It was really cool,
and I didn't really have favorite best dressed girl, but
I would probably say, like maybe Kim, because I just
(06:03):
looked so Kim was.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Really I mean, I'm there was a lot of controversy
around that, I know.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Apparently people were mad that she like wore Marilyn Monroe's
old dress, but I think it was cool.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Like no, I mean, I didn't know those controversy around that,
but I know that there was around because she said
she had to lose, wouldn't have to, but she chose
to lose sixteen pounds in three weeks, yeah, to get
into the dress.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Well, because so apparently she wore the real dress on
arrival and for the first few photos, and she was
wearing a white fur coat over the back because the
back wouldn't do up because she because Marilyn Moo was
so skinny, Kim skinny, but she got like big hips
and big bum, so that's why she had that because
it couldn't do it. The zip couldn't do all the way.
Then she went and changed into a replica and that's
(06:46):
why she took the white coat off, and then the
rest of the night was in a replica.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Right, Yeah, but people really had an issue with this
whole losing sixteen pounds in in three weeks.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I know, how much is it in kilo's do you know?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I just normally taken it about it's about half.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
About half okaya, like maybe seven or eight kilos.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I mean, and I understand the point of view of
like you don't want to promote that kind of a
crash diet kind of thing. But at the same time,
I'm like, let's just stop telling women what.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
To do with their bodies. Stop telling anyone what to
do with their bodies.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I think, Yeah, I remember I was maybe fifteen, and
I don't want to get sued, so I have to
word this in the right way. But someone that was
working with me at the time, yeah, sent like delivered
a message to me from someone very high up in
the label that I was delivered a message that I
(07:36):
was too fat and what Yeah, I know when I
was fifteen and that I had to lose Wait, and
I was at a geg I remember in Brisbane that
ended up getting canceled because it was got ready. Oh yeah,
because I was.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Like, sorry, no, fatt is this is a thin only show?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Oh my god no, because it started to rain. It
was an outdoor event. But where was I going with this? Basically,
let's just stop telling people. Yeah, just let's just stop
telling people. Because I'd ended up with a needing disorder.
Like it's okay now, but like it's with you your whole life.
You've got to you've got something you've got to manage.
But let's just stop telling people what to do with
their bodies if they want. If someone wants to fucking
(08:15):
do a crash diet, let them.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah. Wait, so because I think at fifteen, like you
still have like baby fat, puppy fat, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
So I was like, fucking wait, so what did they say?
You're too fat?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Like I was about to do a gig and I was,
oh god, it's very uncomfortable thing to relive, but it's
I was with my mom and and this person who
I was working with at the time had a call
from someone very high up in the label that I
was with, and essentially my mom had to deliver the
message from this other person that was working for this person,
(08:51):
Like it was just I'm trying to just don't want
to get sued.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
So basically, your mom had to come to you and say.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
No, my mom, My mom said. My mom was like
what the fuck? Like, fuck you, I'm not going to
tell my son that. Like, but my mum was very
transparent with me with all the conversations. But because obviously
I was underage that she was always like the buffer.
Yeah yeah, yeah, but she was always very protective. But
like at the same time very honest. So yeah, it
was crazy and so what did you do?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Did you? So you eventually like did she actually tell you.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
She was in tears? I think later on in the
hotel and just I was just talking about it. And
because I, I mean, I was pretty mature at that age,
and I knew how fed up that conversation is to have,
ye with like a fifteen year old's mum saying you
need to tell your son he's gained too much weight?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Were you fat though?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Or like, were you just like a puppy fat? But
even if I was fucking the size of a house,
you don't say that. Yeah, it's like it's anyway. And
the thing is, I did. I moved over to LA
when I was sixteen, and I did end up with
an eating disorder. Yeah, and I like, I literally lost
about twenty five kilos I was, I was skin and bone.
(10:00):
Just stop telling people what to do with their bodies period.
The killing me too fat.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
But now it's so different now as well, Like look
at like Lizo, for example, body positively like she's like
fuck the haters, I don't care, and that's so great.
So I think even like just ten years you know,
oh for sure. It's such a great difference.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
But it's both sides of it. It's like, Okay, let's
not tell people they're too fat, but let's also not
tell people they're to not do whatever they want to do,
especially as a woman. Just let let people just do
whatever they want to do.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I can't believe that they would tell like a boy
as well, Like you, you hear the stories about them
that they said that they would say that to a
girl that was like signed to a label or pop
star or whatever. But I feel like that's I've never
heard a story about someone saying that to a boy.
There it is, Hey, wow, can it still happens? Because
like look at like Justin bieber Shure Mendees. As soon
(10:50):
as they hit a certain age, they like start working out,
they start getting abs and doing the shirtless photo shoots
and like all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, I cannot stand. I'd like to think it's not happening. Yeah, anyway,
we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back
after this. Yes, what else is happening? We've got fashion
week coming up.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Speaking Sydney is Sydney Fashion Work?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Fashion Week? Yeah? I mean, so we're recording this on
a Saturday. It comes out in the Wednesday, so we'll
be in the middle of fashion week when this comes out.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
You're going twenty shows, I am.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I'm going to a couple. I'm actually even sure what
the shows are, but I know that I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
A How does it work for outfits? Like do you
have you pre picked all your outfits or you just
pull something out.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Of your wardrobe very very kindly. I went into Portobello
pr let me come in and pick some clothes from
some of the lake.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Well, that's so cam of you just pulling.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I mean, it's no Marilyn Monroe dress.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
But I've got like but to go in and like
pull looks from a PR. That's very like, very.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Very very very lucky because I don't know what the
fuck I don't know. I'm not going to go out
and spend him some money on clothes. Yeah one week?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Oh wait, we could do though I used to do this,
is you buy something because I used to do like
a lot of red carpet stuff and like junkets and
stuffer interviews, and I would didn't want to wear the
same thing in videos, so I would go to a
shop buy something in cash, keep the tag on, wear
it because you're only wearing it for like an hour,
not even, and.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Then they refund it and take it back.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yeah, because card takes ages to come back, but if
you pay in cash, left to give it back to
you in cash. So I would just hit yeah, I
would leave the tag on and then take it back,
return it straight away. It's like the best hack anyway.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
How good? Oh my god, I'm still going to do that.
But I walked in. They had all these different labels
that they take they take care of. I've got a few,
like just just normal looks. But then I saw this.
There's a one tease you know, the brand one. Obviously
it's a female. Yeah, So I walked straight over to
it and picked up this like denim jumpsuit and I
was just going to rock this with a pair of
(12:59):
pair of docks, some like a chain and yeah, cool
blue black blue denim like faded or like dark like
light blue denim with like a cinched waste moment.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Oh that's eque you can do like a bell.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Well it's got like a kind of like in the
thin or so I hopeful with that looks good and
I don't know, I'm not very good with like fashion stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Oh see, I'm the sort of part I can walk
into a shop and because I pretty much only wear black,
white and gray, that's it. I can walk into a
shop and scan with my eyes and know that there's
nothing like if I, oh, no, I can see something
over there that I want to look at, or I
can literally scan it in ten seconds, be like there's nothing.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
For the color palette. I'm the same with like neutrals,
I think.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Yeah, yeah, Like it's the worst going shopping with girls
like my friends is like whenever I go shopping with girls,
because they might have one specific friend, she wants to
look at every single item on every single rack. And
it's the worst. If you go like overseas on a
holiday with someone and they want to look at go shop.
You want to go shopping because they want to look
at everything. Whereas I can look at ten shops in
the time you've looked at one, because I can just
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scan and not like.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
So annoying if it's like that, what if a photographic memory, No,
that's not the right thing.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
No, I just can tell straightway. I can tell I'm
not gonna like something, or I will have a vibe
great So how many looks did you have to pull
though for Fashion Week?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Well, I think I'm gonna go to a three shows,
but then I'm also going to the Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills premiere on Wednesday night, which would mean tonight
that this podcast comes out. It's very exciting. I know.
That's I'm fu fashion Week, That's what I'm excited for.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I've never watched any of the Real Housewives, like I got.
I've watched a few episodes of some of this really
of the yeah, different tranchises, but it's just not my
I don't know, I don't like them.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Maybe I'll wear the jumpsuit to that.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Yeah, okay, well before that because that's on Wednesday, and
except but tomorrow's Mother's Day.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Tomorrow is Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Are you doing anything like your mom?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I am. She's gonna come down tonight. Actually so, like
I said, we recorded on a Saturday, so she's coming
down tonight. Yeah, she's gonna say that I'm at mine,
which means I get the couch again, which is fine.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
She's oh, do you let us see in your bed?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Of course, because you know what, growing up, I always
especially after I became the legatistical ship after winning as
got time, I always got the I always got the
master bedroom. I would always because I it's just so
bad because obviously after the shower, because I started paying
the rent and so I was like like this is
(15:20):
my house, bit the master Like looking back, I feel horrible,
but that's just how it all played out. But anyway,
so now when she comes to stays live in a
one bedroom, so of course she can have the the
the bed. But I'm like, I've got a good couch anyway.
It's the Koala I've got like Koala furniture and it's
the same lack material that they useing the couch as
a bed. Anyway, shout out to Kal.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Did you get the couch for free?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Get some Koala engining quick before my mom would be like,
dull the tents up outside on the balcony in joy,
bring a sleeping bag, tough tits.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
On the sun the floor. Yeah you've got that.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Be You've got like a big round like couch outside
on your balcony.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Well I did. That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Oh did you get rid of it? No? It broke
I because it's like we're having sex on it. Oh
my god, will you work.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I was joking having sex outside on your balcony in
the open, because I have friends.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Oh my god, I was literally joking.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I had a friend come over once and he sat
on it and it fell through. Anyway, I got it fixed,
but then I had sex on it and it fell.
It's complete disheveled now, but it's still on the balcony.
I've just put some cushions in it.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Oh my god. What a.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Was it just you and one other person? Yes? God,
you really. I've heard the stories. I've heard the story, okay,
straight out of your mouth.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Okay, So but for what Anyway, Mum's not sleeping on
like that, she's sleeping in. She's gonna have my bed
for the night. But then we're gonna go to We
are doing like this fun run, fun walk.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I could think of anything I'd rather do less.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Oh my god, it's gonna my mom has badness, so
it's gonna be more of a fun walk for us,
and we're go and it's fits breast cancer. I mean,
my her mom and my grandma died from breast cancer.
You just mentioned before that yours do as well.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
My grandma died of breast cancer too.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah. So so we're running slash walking for breast cancer awareness.
So I think it's a really special thing to do,
especially on Mother's Day. It's always really hard for my mom. Yeah,
I think like losing a mom and being Mother's Day
each year, I think it's kind of retraumatizing each time.
So I think it'll be something special for.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Us to do. Yeah, that'd be where does it go from?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Like how long is it? Well, there's a seven K
one and a four K one. If it was just me,
i'd do the seven K me being I do the
seventh K one seven K.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
But we're just gonna do Taylor has seen us.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Who Yeah, we're gonna do the four K lumber one.
We're gonna have a nice walk. It's in the starts
in the domain. Oh yeah, I don't know where it
goes to. So maybe it's just around the domain.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
God, you could have. I've done the City to Surf once.
Never again really do something like that. God, Oh it's
so boring. Get tired And did you do it with
an hold? Yeah? Yeah I did. Yeah, And like I
was just so boring. It's so boring. Oh God, I
hate I just don't understand why people want to run.
I hate running. The worst sport is running. I absolutely
(18:30):
hate it. And when I was in high school, like
I went to an all boys school for part of
high school, and you had to do sport, like they
forced you, and you would have to do it was
like Saturday sport. And then you would also have to
do training on a two afternoons a week, so I
think it was like Tuesday and Thursday for me. And
in winter the sports were like rugby, soccer, cross country,
(18:53):
and basketball or something. And I was like, I don't
do basketball. I don't know how to play soccer. I
don't know how to play rugby. So I was like, oh,
I guess I'll have to do a cross country. So
I had to do all this running and I hated it.
And after school we would have to so we finished
at three fifteen, we would have to meet at three
point thirty, right, And then the teacher was this big
fat South African maths teacher who had never run a
(19:14):
day in her life. But she was like because all
the teachers as well had to be like the head
of a sport whatever, So like all the boy teachers
would teach the footy and so there was this big,
fat South African woman that was like taught advanced Year
twelve maths.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
She was just like, I'll do the cross country and
then it's like wait, accent South African. So we'd get
there to be like, all right, boys, we're going to
run from here. We were in Bellvue Hill, We're.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Going to run from Bellevue Hill all the way up.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
To Vaucluse and Beck And they sound like that volklues
daily Instagram page.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Yeah, that's what South African women sound like. Not all
of them, but it's like big South African accent. That's
hilarious and so and so she would just it there
for an hour at the school because she didn't run
with us, and all the boys would run all the
way there and I'd always hang hang at the back
and not do the whole thing. I'd start running with them,
they'd all head up a bit further, and then I
would like slow down, walk, loop around because I lived
(20:13):
drive by the school, so I knew all the backstreets.
I would like loop around, hang back, and then rejoin
as they were coming back, and I'd be like.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
A run.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
But then we had to do it on Saturdays, and
I would always come last because I was like, never
actually did any training. It was so boring. I hated
running once I fell down the stairs and hurt my knee.
So me and your mum have in common. I like
any really bad still to this day affects me.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
That's how I should do the fun run, and I'll
just do it myself.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
It's how I get out of doing like day with
my trainer. He's like, it's leg down like Lindy's playing
up today. Let's just do something else else.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Okay, bro, I won't see it the fun runs, but
I've got to cure outfit so i'll be looking good.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Okay, what is it? Designer?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
No, well, hopefully it's like glue baton, a Gucci or something.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Imagine. Don't say love it on. I'm triggered. You've triggered.
This is embarrassing. I don't know. I actually don't want
to tell the story.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
No, okay, so tell the story.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
This is actually embarrassing. I like, so I like love
designer clothes.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Like I save a lot of designer Yeah, but I
save up I buy it.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I like it's like an investment piece. I always think,
and you know, you know how carry always says like
in Sex and the City, Like I like my money
where I can see it in my closet, right, says
But I so like, there's this one couple of years ago,
there was this one love it on like it's kind
(21:43):
of like a jumper jacket that I really wanted, okay,
and it was really expensive. I think it was like
three or four grand or something, and I was like
that's too much even for me, Like that's ridiculous for
a jumper And then eventually I kept going back looking
at it and I was like, oh my god, I
really want to Eventually they didn't have it anymore because
they do like limited runs of things, because it was
(22:04):
kind of like a bit like not out there, but
like they obviously just didn't make a lot of them.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
They do like the different collections that like they go away, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
They go away anyway. So I found a replica online,
like a fake stuff you brought a fake I never
buy fake designer because I always think, like, you know,
it's about it's it's like it's not fair to the designer,
you know what I mean, Like sure, it's it's bad.
It's like blah blah blah what So I never buy
the time but I wanted this so badly, so I
(22:34):
got the replica. And it's a really good fake. Like
it's a really good replica. Anyway, in the building I
live in, I made friends with this woman like a
year ago when we moved in. I made friends with
this woman in the sauna because they have like a
pool and a sauna area.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yea.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
She We were in the sauna together one day and
we like just got to talking and she was like,
I work at Leubiton and I was like, hmmm. Always
good to have a connection totally. I know discount, and
like we always see each other in the lift and
we both have dogs and we always chat. She seems
to be like the I see her literally every few days,
and it was like, hey, hey, whenever I put on
that jacket at home, I always think like, oh my god, Lola,
(23:08):
imagine if I see her wearing this jacket, it's fake
and she can tell. But it had never happened. And
literally literally the other day, I was waiting for the
lift and it was at a really weird time as well,
Like I think it was really early in the morning.
Maybe I was on the I can't remember, but it
was a weird time thinking that I wouldn't see anyone.
And then the doors open of the lift, and she
(23:30):
lives higher up than me. It was coming down and
and I was like, oh no, and she's going to
the sawnt. So she was in a robe. People in
my building, like you know, at a hotel and people
wear their robe and their swimmers in the lift of
the pool. I think it's okay in a hotel, but
it's just weird. I think when it's your apartment building. Yeah,
I always find it so weird. Like when my housemate
and I go down to the pool, he wear like
(23:51):
just no shirt and just his speedo's and the town
I'm like, I think.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
We're leaving a building. I know.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
I just think it's weird. Anyway. So she was in
there in her like robe and a towel heading down
to the sauna and the cinms of doors open. I
was like, oh, no shit, and she goes, hey, hi,
she goes, oh my god, nice jacket?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Was it a nice jacket? Like I work at Louisbtine
nice that thing?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
I can't I don't know, I tell I couldn't tell
because she kind of had a smirk, but as in
like it could have been a smirk.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Like that time for her to assess the stitching on
your louvert on face.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Well, it's like a it's a what's the material? It's
like you know Teddy Bear jackets. Yes, it's that material.
So it's like it's it's like wool, but not it's
not walls, I know. I mean it's that material.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
So it's like it's like the sofas that are like
boot clay. Yes, it's like the fluffy jumper version.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, And it's got like it's
black with white lv's all over it, and so it
would be hard to tell if it was fake not.
But I don't know. Oh my god, I don't died.
And when she said that, I was like, oh, yeah, thanks, anyway,
you're going to the sauna, going to the pool any shoes?
(25:12):
My god, it was so embarrassing. I died.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Who cares? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
And I haven't seen her since yeah, yesterday, it was
like a week ago. Yeah, it was like a week ago.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
She's avoiding here. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I was so embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
We'll have to go into the store and buy something
real from her, I know, do you know what now?
And iHeart radio podcast we'll get a big fat check
at some stagey for something and out or something, and
you know where we'll go. Louis Vton, Louis Biton.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Yeah, oh my god, I know. I always do think
when I next time I see her, Like I've thought
this for a while, I'm gonna be like, hey, next
time you're in Because like bok an appointment to go
to a designer store and they let me straight having.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
To wait, I actually didn't know that. Yeah, show so much.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
You can book an appointment and they will instead of
having to wait in the line.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
You got to know there was lines.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah, there's always lines, especially like Loubaton always has a line,
Gucci always has a line. What Yeah, do you know
we were just talking before about Sebastian San's pink Valentino
every thing. I went to Valentino literally like two days
ago because I want to see if they had anything similar. Yeah,
and I had to wait out the front for twenty
minutes and there was no one in front of me.
It's because they don't have very many people for that workers.
It's so annoying anyway. Yeah, so that was embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
So maybe if you're lucky, I'll buy you some designer
for your Birthday's your birthday next weekend?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Yes, this weekend, Monday the sixteenth.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
I know.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
I'm so excited. I'm going to the Gold Coast to
Palazo Verasachi. I love it so much, do you do?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Okay, we talked about this is another episode. Didn't realize
you actually loved the plants.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Because it's tacky, glam like it's just so ridiculous, Like
it's just such a ridiculous place.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I know, And.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I'm lying up.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I'm flying up on the Friday, which I think is
the thirteenth, and then saying their Saturday Sunday which was
fourteen fifteenth, coming back Sunday, and then my birthdays on
Monday the sixteenth. I'm so excited. I'm just gonna like
I've already got a facial books for eleven am on
a Saturday at the hotel yeap.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
What else.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I'm just gonna go like shopping and like because all
like rich Chinese people come over to the Gold Coast
and so there's all the designer stores there. So I'm
gonna like just live my best life, go to dinner.
I've heaps of friends there. Yeah, go to dinner and
like go to lunch and go to the beach and
go to the pool, glamor live my best life. Last
time I was there was like maybe three years ago
(27:34):
before COVID. True. Yeah, and I had bought these like
I had this like gold Vasati necklace that was ridiculous
and I did like a they do this service where
they like tiss up the bath for you, so do
like tis up like they do. They have these huge, big.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Baths in all the bathrooms that are like I remember
I said they once.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yeah, they're huge, and that one of the services is
they're like there's different kind of baths that they will
come and set up for you. So they like do
bubble bay well they do like bubble baths, and then
like they'll do one with like rose petals and then
not like the engagement bath and there's all these candles,
and then they'll do like you know, the sleepy time
bath with like Lavendroi or whatever.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
The Augie bath is like the move everywhere.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Ful of water. It's just like got a big tarp
in it. Yeah, so I'd like if they set up
a bath for me and my dad he who lives
in in London, he like sent to the room a
bottle of champagne. Yeah, so I had like champagne in
this bubble bath and I had already taken up the
necklace because I just wanted to do something stupid and like,
(28:42):
I didn't know what I wanted to do, but you
wanted to take it. So I put on all these
gold chains and it was your, it was yours. Yeah,
the necklace, Yeah, it was fine. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
When did you buy a golden Vasachi necklace?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Oh years ago?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
I'm thinking of like a really thick gold chain.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yes, it was stuff. It was insane and I had
the big gold paycheck literally and I so I did
this the bubble The bubbles were so big, and I
did a photo shoot in the bath by myself with
a glass of champagne, all these bubbles and all the
gold was starching necklace. Change.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Did you post this?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I did, but I remember it.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Yeah, but it was like a photo and not like
not like it's a joke. Yeah, because it's just so ridiculous.
So I'm going to do something again like that.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
I wasn't as serious as your Christmas card photos. No,
those were serious business. Do you know what's so funny
is I didn't realize. Shout out to everyone who storms
my Instagram. I reckon, like, I didn't realize I had
posted the the all the Rue Christmas tree one like
years ago. I'd forgotten about it, and some some like
(29:57):
of our listeners who were amazing went on my Instagram
and I found it from years ago.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
They stalked down Larious and sent it to me and
they were like, I'm screaming at this right out. I've
got so many of them, and so I completely forgot
i'd even ever posted it.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
So it wasn't a flipping Hey Dole exclusive.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Well the other two works with the blue tag and
the present wall, Yeah, present wall.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I kind of I couldn't believe it. We love to
see it. Well, I mean, so it's your birthday coming up.
But I was just thinking on the way here because
I was like, what's like an embarrassing birthday story that
I could ask you about? But then I thought about
I'm going to bring it back to me for a second.
But then I thought about this my sixteenth birthday. So
I was in LA for my sixteenth birthday.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Is that when you had moved there?
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Right? Yeah? So i'd do there, so I'd moved there
for a few months from about six months with my mum. Yeah,
and then I was a very chaotic time in my life.
We moved back and I kind of moved there by
myself against my mum's will.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
I just so, wait, how old were you when you
when you want a g T fourteen? Okay? And then
so like about a year and a bit, lady moved
to La Yeah, and then you were back.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Here, came back here for a few weeks, and then
I went back by myself.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Oh when you were sixteen?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Wow, okay, yeah, continue, yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
But we, like my mom had like set up so
that like I knew lots of people. I was staying
with certain people. But it's basically since I got there,
I left those people I want to stay with and
just basically ran off. And anyway, where was I going
with this? My embarrassing birthday story? Okay, so before this
is before I was there by myself work with my mum.
We'd been there for a few months and I didn't
know anyone, and it was my birthday and my mom
were going out to dinner and I think we were
(31:34):
I think it's called Boa Steakhouse. Oh my god, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
so mo, Mom's like, we're going there for dinner. Anyway.
We walk in and my mom's so sweet. All these
people I've met maybe once or twice, so maybe not
even met or just spoken to on the internet. She'd
made this whole table of people to celebrate my birthday
for a surprise dinner. And I walk in and everyone's
(31:55):
like surprise, And I had no idea what anyone was.
I didn't think the surprise was for me, and so
I just kind of like kept walking.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Also, they were surprised, you like, that's not for me.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
I was confused and I was like, wait, is that
that person? And Mom's like, yeah, this is your table.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
So she just wanted to like make a party for
so the only people you guys knew in lag and by.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Yeah, it was like I had this random meeting with
this like sixty year old Hollywood produce, so this one
time who she invited, Like, oh, I know, it was
very it was very very sweet.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
That's very la to just invite people that you've met
once to your party.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I know it was. It was. It was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I've actually had the three surprise parties my entire life,
and I hate surprise parties.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Like surprises, I want to look a certain ways, going
to be people around me.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Too, And like two out of the three I found
out about them, but once, in fact, I think it
might have been my sixteenth birthday party as well.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Okay and my sweet sixteen.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Yeah, and my dad had organized with one of my
friends at school who had actually like left, so we
went to the school and then she left like a
month or two before and moved to another school, and
so he'd organized with her because she was like my
best friend, like a group of people, and she picks
like all the people who I would never want to
(33:11):
come the same thing. It was at a dinner at
a restaurant in Hurricanes in Bond Eye Beach, and like
love Hurricanes picked all the wrong people that I would
have not invited.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
And then you needn't have the right friend organizing any
organized the organizer exactly.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
That's why I don't hate surprises, because like, I'm very particular,
I want things a certain way, but don't I would
not have picked that restaurant. Gross, I would have not
picked these people.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Gross.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
I didn't find out about that one, but when I
got there, everyone was like surprise. Oh and also they
like mixed three different friend groups together. Do you do
you have like different friend groups.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
I don't mix them. I don't really mix them. I
did one for my twenty first I did, which was
that was fine.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
It's too hard, I think, having to like talk to
this group and then this group and the like, and I.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
You know, unless it's like a twenty first or a
thirtieth or something like where you can just kind of
like but at a dinner restaurant.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
And so there was like my group of friends from
primary school and then like my family friend's friends group,
and then my school group. It was just so annoying, and.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Especially if you've got a group of gaggling gays in
with your family or the girls from high school. I
don't know, it was all girls.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
I was the only guy, okay, And but yeah, my
like that was the same. That was the same thing.
People that I didn't really want there. But then I
always think about this. There was this one girl who
I was like not really friends with, but we went
to school together. She went to the bathroom and came
back with toilet paper stuck on her shoe, like a
long thing of toilet paper, and we were all dying
(34:38):
and she was really embarrassed. She like stomped it off
with her like other foot, you know, he would step
on it to get it off, and then just like
left this. It was long. I would say it was
like four or five squares of toilet paper and she
just left it in the middle of the.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Restaurant ran out.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
I think about it all the time.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
It was so oh. I never understand how you anyway,
we'll wrap them up, But I never understand how you
get toilet paper stuck on the body on your shoe.
I never get it. Like you're just treading around.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
So maybe there's like a bit of liquid on the floor,
like in the boy's toilet. You boys just piss everywhere,
so it's probably on the floor. Like if there's and
there's toilet paper, maybe you stepped in the weed, there's
a bit of moisture, then you step on the toilet
paper and it just gets stuck. And I don't know,
but I agree, like how does it get stuck?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Yeah, and check your shoes, do you know?
Speaker 2 (35:29):
What I always always do is check if they're because
if I use a public toilet, do you like put
down toilet paper if you're doing like a number two
in a public toilet, I.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Always number to but if I if I did no, oh,
I know, No, I cover.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Thing in toilet paper, and I'm always paranoid that when
I've stood up and pulled up my undies, there's gonna
be toilet paper stuck undies. Every time I leave the bathroom,
I check that there's none, Like in the back of
my life, was it gonna get stuck?
Speaker 1 (35:54):
How does that like?
Speaker 2 (35:55):
I don't know, but I always just check and I
always check it out of my shoe. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Well, on that note, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
It's just I get so stressed about it because I
don't know, you know, pooh toilet paper? Oh my god?
Actually doing to hear something that happened to during the
week as well. It's not Pooh, but it's related to Pooh,
oh God. Okay, So do I want to know, Well,
do you know have you ever had reiki even to reki?
Speaker 1 (36:19):
No, but I've had a friend that's that's it done.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Okay, So during the week I went to get reiki.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
It's like healing hands.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Yeah, So basically like lie there and this person this,
why does this have to do with Pooh? This is
I just don't stand by so I was like getting
this reiki then I've always wanted to get it done,
and I was like, Yola, I'm gonna go because I
finished with it like midday every day, so the whole
afternoon just do nothing. And so I went to this
place in Newtown to get reiki done.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Yes it's a new Town I know.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
And you like lie on this bed. It's kind of
like a massage day s bar vibe. Yeah, but you
keep your clothes on and you kind of like raiki
healers are what they're called. They kind of just like
kind of hold their wave their hands like like they
open their hands like you know, like they're about to
do a high five. Yes, and they hold it above
(37:10):
you in different areas of your body and like, I
think what they do is pull the bad energy out
of you or like rearrange the energy. I'm not really sure.
I don't really know anyway.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
So they're not like give you like tell you about
it before you did it.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Um No, I don't really understand how it worked. But anyway,
so he's like doing all this thing and they kind
of like hover. I think it's that they're pulling the
bad energy out. I think at the same time they're
doing something like not like chanting, but in their head
like pulling in like there's no talking or anything. Anyway,
you get really relaxed and was really relaxing, and I
(37:46):
did feel really great and like good, you know, felt
good inside and blah blah blah, and I started to
drift off and because you're so relaxed, you're like just
in a different like state. Like my body was like
so loose because like when you massage, I'm not relaxed.
Like all I can think about is where they're touching,
where they're going next, Like how that hurts? Do you
know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Not relaxed, where this is going?
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Well, I was so relaxed and like half asleep, and
my body must have just been like totally loose. I
did the biggest fart and it was so loud. I
woke myself up like like it was like you know,
you know when you like are falling asleep and you
like jolt awake really quickly.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Yes, that's what happened.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
It was like, and I was like and then the
guy didn't like flinch, blink, nothing like acted if it
was all my god, because I like jolted up and
like looked at him, and he acted if nothing happened,
and I acted as if nothing happened and thought it
was just lying there. And I was like, oh my,
I was mortified, mortified, and it smelt so bad.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
I was like this.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Guy like, oh my, just trying to get some bad
energy and he got the bad energy out of mine.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Have a thing coming.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Oh my god. It was so embarrassing. But yeah, it
was like so loud that I woke myself up.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
God, that is embarrassing. Oh well, well I won't be
getting raky if that's what happens.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Well I do want to go back, though, but maybe
not to that guy. Maybe somewhere else. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
All right, we'll give it a go. We'll go somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Because it's embarrassing because it was kind of hot.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
So I was like, oh no, that's even word shit.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
But he was like daddy vibe. He was like fifty maybe, yeah,
that's all right.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Do you get a daddy's got a boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Yeah? No, no, I don't go daddy's.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
But yeah, it was like, oh my god, it was
just yeah, whatifying Anyway, I got my teeth white and
the other week and I started with like snoring with
the thing in my mouth, and that guy was snoring
so loud that it wake me up. Anyway, that's my
version of the bodily sound.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
All right, well we wrap this up, yeah, I think so.
On that note, I've done some poo chat, some fart chat.
Next week and to have another doll, another guest on
we are.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
We're not going to tell you who because we don't
even know who, but we're going to have another guest on.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
It might just be my mom, I'm not sure, could
be who knows.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
But anyway, we'll see you very soon.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
We love you.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
By Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
It has already been Mother's Day.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Yeah, it's hard when you record on a Saturday and
you're released on a Wednesday, A great Thursday. Yeah anyway,
bye bye yes b
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