Shutdown Fullcast

Shutdown Fullcast

The Shutdown Fullcast, the world's only college football podcast, is only about college football when there are no weirder topics available. However, there are not many topics weirder than college football. Hosted by Spencer Hall, Jason Kirk, and friends.

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December 1, 2021 91 min

Can we roll dice in order to fill not just the Oklahoma and Notre Dame jobs, but every single open head coaching job in FBS? (The answer: Yes, but it might end up with Lane Kiffin coaching at a genuinely shocking destination.) 

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The Advice Show Trilogy comes to a thunderous end with THE RETURN OF THE ADVICE, with perfect answers including:

  • The Sims being a deadly accurate portrayal of life and social media
  • A game of "Actual Country Music Title versus AI-Generated Country Music Title"
  • Waiting for enlightenment at Waffle House
  • A review of midlife crisis vehicles
  • A discussion of history's most infamous cesspool disaster
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    The intrepid crew of the good ship Fullcast are joined by Michael Felder and Emily Kirk for a series of loud arguments concerning Thanksgiving and the celebration thereof.


    POINTS OF COMBAT INCLUDE:

  • What is the correct Thanksgiving meat?
  • Which holidays are best for greens?
  • Is pecan pie trash?
  • Is chess pie trash?
  • Casseroles: why are they?
  • Whose family makes the worst macaroni?
  • PLUS: Ryan makes a devastating threat against Spencer's dinne...
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    On what we like to call #GivingTuesday, the Fullcast crew opened the floor for those seeking advice. On the way to solving all of our reader's life problems we invented the Georgia Divorce Ranch, Cryptocurrency for Kids, and the world's dankest roulette wheel. Put all of your listening dollars on 69, and subscribe and thrive. 

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    To celebrate the advent of November and crunch time in college football, we spend all but thirty seconds of this episode discussing the trials and tribulations of owning and properly caring for an emotional support monkey.  

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    October 27, 2021 81 min
  • The intrepid crew of the good spaceship Shutdown Fullcast takes a mid-season break from their ceaseless analysis of college football to stage a mock draft of video game franchises you'd take to a desert island. 
  • Backs are stabbed over Dr. Mario! Fronts are stabbed over Zelda! Ryan does a pretty great Wave Race voice!
  • And stalwart Cap'n Surber reveals unexplored depths of competitive energy around a Belgian mountain range ... ...
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    On this episode, we have guest Michael Felder from Hand in the Dirt to discuss the marvels of Arkansas QB KJ Jefferson, going to the movies around retirement home schedules, how the wedge salad is "The Bloomin' Onion of healthy foods," the terror of the fade route, and Spencer tries to convince everyone the best job in college football involves the alma mater of the most successful vampire fiction author of all time. 



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    We talk about the stupidest fights we've ever seen. Then, we review a simply incredible list of reader submitted fights including:


    --Soldiers staging a multi-room brawl over a ham sandwich

    --Tussling over the rules of...hacky-sack?

    --A man fighting for his right to eat old beef


    There's also a discussion of how to license mobile hot tubs, what Mike and the Mad Dog would have made of League of Their Own, and we figure out whic...

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    October 6, 2021 83 min

    This week the Fullcast discusses trading Florida for Italy, why Big Tex should be burned down every year at Texas/OU, discusses how potatoes are a more desirable commodity than time, looks at how hard Arkansas and Ole Miss will try way too hard to make something happen this weekend, and we beg everyone to please stop putting Arizona in the cart. 



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  • The thrilling conclusion to our Summer Stonks Challenge
  • We get a pretty long way into the show before we realize we’re creating a financial crime … or is it a mutual fund??
  • Jason and Holly go on a heist, leaving Ryan and Spencer to preview Week 5
  • Does anybody want to be our CFO? Jail time all but guaranteed
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    The crew discusses UConn-Vanderbilt, one of the most attendable* games of this season before moving on to the important stuff: a meticulous and painstaking guide to regional fast food ordering, which winds up angering our beloved producer more than anything else we've ever said on this show.


    *Unless you're a 12-foot skeleton



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    September 15, 2021 74 min
  • The gang invents an insurance company
  • Step right up to the USC coaching search carousel! Does that horse have Pat Haden's face? Mind your own business!
  • Jordan Battle, hail and farewell
  • A lot of background screaming, but for a good reason this time
  • There's also a ton of football talk in this episode, we don't feel great about that either
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    September 8, 2021 79 min
  • We made Ryan watch the Applebee's commercial
  • Spencer does charades, on a podcast
  • Titanic is a movie about a thriving lady who rids herself of a worthless man
  • We have re-declared war on England, this is largely unrelated to Titanic
  • All of this happens before the 20-minute mark

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  • Bret Bielema has a little Drax in him. Don’t make us like you, Bert. 
  • A sharp detour through Atlanta’s Dudes Rock! House
  • Some grudging anticipation of Week 1! Did you know there’s football tonight??
  • An announcement about the future of the Fullcast!
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    August 25, 2021 92 min
  • It's the back-to-school special edition of our beloved Disasters series, which runs for less than one minute before you get Spencer saying "I think they thought I was dead"
  • A loving retelling of a piece of Jason lore known to true Fullcasteers as "The Ozymandias Incident"
  • A haunting ghost story from Surber about a phantom dildo
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    August 18, 2021 58 min

    Notes: The gang picks their preseason top four college football teams. What do you mean, “This sounds like a trap”? Look, just get through Spencer’s alarming affection for Tim Tebow and we promise there’s jokes on the other side. Visit sunny preownedairboats.com

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    August 11, 2021 72 min
  • The Coaches Poll is out! Marshall and Florida State are made rivals by it!
  • Is there an NFL washout hiding in the staff ranks at your school? You sure about that?
  • The gang weathers a rare attack of NFL Dean Terror
  • Holly invents Clemson Denial
  • Jason plays film critic! This week: OLD BEACH, a movie
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    August 4, 2021 94 min
  • HOTTY PODDY, Y'ALL. We revisit a beloved classic Fullcast format, and game out what might happen if (when) the newly expanded SEC goes to war … with itself. Jason is our Dan Carlin Dungeonmaster, as always.
  • Naturally, this all leads to a number of gumbo arguments.
  • Featuring a surprise Split Zone Duo guest! Don't worry, it's not Godfrey.
  • The whole gang agrees on something for the first time in show history.
  • We have had anoth...
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     - We made a bunch of new conferences, and got rid of all the other schools, you are welcome. 

     - This is a lot of work, so we brought in two (2) NEW guest conference commissioners. 

    - Because we had company, the episode suffers a massive audio failure halfway through. 

    - A new musical instrument joins the show!

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  • We answer YOUR questions at* SEC Media Days!??
  • *Surber’s in Hoover, it counts!??
  • Invented in this episode: ARBY’S CHURCH!??
  • Also invented in this episode: JEANS OLYMPICS!??
  • A Ginuwine-themed detour that is NOT about Pony!??
  • We celebrate the Fullcat’s birthday!??
  • A harrowing tale from our first online store that was NOT our fault! Sorry, Carol!??
  • A Sisqo story from 2017!??
  • Mark Stoops Take Us To A Steakhouse Challenge!??
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