September 25, 2023 • 38 mins
Jesse notices something happening that he's not used to seeing: all the Democrats are aiming their sights at the Biden administration over the illegals crisis. Is the Democratic party starting to divide? In an effort to destroy everything, the system will inevitably destroy parts of itself. Jesse's big technology announcement. Being merciful with yourself when you're under enemy rule; we're going to struggle to put our money where are morals are and that's OK. Joe's 80-round magazine.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Monday, and
it's going to be a great Monday. It's going to
be fun and funny and offensive. We've got Middle of
(00:32):
Honor Monday coming up an hour from now. We have
to talk a bit more about it. Illegal illegal children,
illegal children who are being harmed by the razor wire.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
According to the New York Post.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
We'll talk about that Bob Menendez stuff here in a
couple of minutes. Our medical institutions are all a bunch
of liars, the governments shutting down, the FBI stole a
bunch of money. Joe Biden sucks all that and so
much more. We're gonna do a bunch of emails to
Oh that's coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse
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Kelly Show. Okay, So the news that's still making the rounds,
I guess I should put it that way is Bob Menendez.
The Bob Menendez news. You know senator from New Jersey,
You know the Senator from New Jersey who's in a
little bit of truth.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I'm announcing that my office has obtained a three count
indictment charging Senator Robert Menendez, his wife Nadine Menendez, and
three New Jersey businessmen, while Hannah Jose Yourriba and Fred
Davies for Brenton.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, yeah, we got the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Menendez is finally out there publicly. He spent a few
days hunkering down with lawyers. That's where he's been in
case you're wondering what can I say?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
What can't I say? What will or won't hurt me
in court?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Anyway, he took a few days with his lawyers and
his people. He came up with some statements.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Here was Menendez, but I still will be the New
Jersey's senior senator. For now, I want to address four things.
A cornerstone of the foundation of American democracy and our
justice system is the principle that all people are presumed
innocent until proven guilty. All people I ask for nothing
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more and deserve nothing less. The court of public opinion
is no substitute for our revered justice system. We cannot
set aside.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm not playing his whole thing either.
All right, let's set all that stuff aside for a moment.
There are times in life where you know the truth
pretty much right away. There are times in life where
you hear the inkling of something and you know what
did or didn't really happen, and you know why?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Do you know why?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
There are times when you just know, even when people
around you don't, because.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
You know the people in your circle. You know the good.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Ones and the bad ones. And here's what I mean
by people in your circle. Your business, your industry actually
doesn't even have to be locally. Maybe you work for
a company. Maybe you're a car salesman. Maybe you work
for Toyota. You sell cars, and I bet your money
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you know things about the other Toyota dealers in your area.
You know about their employees too. You end up at
the same big car dealership, big shows, big conferences, big this,
big Dad. We got a conference in Chicago, learn how
to close like a star. And eventually you spend enough
time in there, you will learn who the good people are,
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who the bad people are. Whatever your circle is, maybe
you coach t ball, maybe you teach Sunday school at
the church. I guarantee you know things about the church.
Who's the elder that you think eh might have a
drinking problem, Who's the Sunday school teacher might be going
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through a divorce. I don't know you thought you heard
her talk. You know the repute and then the people
know the people in their circle. I will tell you this,
I am new to this whole show business type thing,
radio TV. You know, I've lived a normal life. I've
only been doing this for five years now. I had
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no idea when I started doing this how many real,
unbelievable jerks there are behind the microphone and in front
of the camera, and how wonderful some people are. There's
almost nobody in between.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Did you know that?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
And you'd never guess some of the ones you think
are jerks are wonderful people.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Some of the ones you think.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Are absolutely I mean, you would think they'd be the
most lovely people on earth, biggest jerks you've ever met
in your life. And I'll tell you something. Everyone knows.
Everyone in this business now knows. All the producers know,
all the hosts now know. You know who the good
guys are, who the bad girls are. In politics, let
me tell you something. Everybody knows. Joe Biden has a reputation.
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It's been his reputation for well. I can't speak for
all thirty years because I haven't been paying attention to
politics for thirty years. I could speak to probably about
fifteen or twenty of them. And I'm telling you as
someone who loves politics and pays attention. Joe Biden is
well known to be.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
A jerk to people. He's just a jerk.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
He's not a human being who cares about people. It's
al He's going to say something really mean to his
secretary one day. Joe Biden is a sociopath. He's a
jerk now. He's always been a jerk. He's a jerk
with dimension.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Now.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
That's the only difference between Joe now and Joe fifteen
years ago. And there's something else. Everybody in politics knows.
Everybody in politics knows that Bob Menendez is a crook.
Everyone knows it one Bob and Endez is from New Jersey. Now,
I understand the volume of people listening from New Jersey
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right now is large. The show is very big in
New Jersey. I understand why the show is very big
in New Jersey. The show is big in New Jersey
for the same reason I have so many friends from
New Jersey. Because people in New Jersey are rude. I
am rude. Therefore, we all kind of get along here.
So I like that about New Jersey. I like the
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sandwiches in New Jersey. I will argue that New Jersey
pizza is I'm not gonna say superior to New York
City pizza. I'm not going to say that, but it's
certainly in the conversation. New Jersey can make some food.
All right, So New Jersey, look, I hear you, New
Jersey is a very corrupt place. Bob Andendez just getting
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elected senator in the state of New Jersey probably automatically
meant he was corrupted in some way. But beyond that,
Bob Menendez's reputation amongst everybody who knows is that Bob
Menendez is a crook. Everyone knows Bob Menendez is a crook.
You might have been shocked when the news dropped. I
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was not, And no, he's not going to be exhausted.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I have stated throughout this whole process. I firmly believe
that when all the facts are presented, not only will
I be exonerated, but I still will be the New
Jersey's senior Senator.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
No, you probably won't. All right, We're done with all that.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
That's enough Bob Menendez stuff, because I actually want to
stay right there and talk about something else. There's an
interesting thing that's happening right now, and I think there.
I think this goes way beyond local. I think this
goes national, the New York illegal immigrant problem. I could
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play you all kinds of different audio right now. I'm
not going to. I could play you audio of Kathy
Hokel that we played on Friday talking about, Hey, the
illegals need to go somewhere else. I could play for
you all the Eric Adams audio. We can't do this,
We're tapped out. The government needs to help. And I
could go back and again go over something else we
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covered last week. Joe Biden came to New York City
to raise monies running for president, came to raise money,
did not sit down with Eric Adams, didn't even visit
the hotel where all the illegals are being capped, well
most of them. Roosevelt, he didn't do any of these things.
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I've been interested by this. I've been interested by what
looks like a house that is dividing. I don't want
to say a house divided, but a house that is dividing.
And then I saw.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Say this immigration migrants are a federal responsibility, and the
federal government has failed to manage the problem. But the plain.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Truth is New York City is overloaded.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
We cannot take more than we have taken.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
And the plain truth is New.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
York City cannot pay the bill for this migrant problem.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Mayor Adams is right.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
This is unsustainable and it is unjustifiable, and.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
It's not a New York City problem.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
It is a federal and a state problem.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
First. Now, all this has led me to think. I
know it's a dangerous thing. I try not to do
it too often. Shut up, Michael, but it's led me
to think, and there's something bothering me right now. That
is how lippy Eric Adams is, how lippy Kathy Hokeel is,
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how lippy Andrew Cuomo is about the illegal immigrant problem.
It bothers me not because I care. It bothers me
because that's not what we're used to seeing, is it.
We are used to seeing from the system, one singular,
lockstep message at all times. There aren't democrats today that
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step out of line and zig when everyone else zags.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Those are the old days.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Those those democrats don't exist. So why is this happening now. Well,
I think this may be a little preview to what's coming,
and we will discuss that in just a moment. Before
we discuss that, let's discuss this. Let's discuss something that
helps me sleep well at night. You know what helps
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me sleep well at night? The sheets I'm sleeping in.
I know you probably could have guessed that, but it
would be something that I would be actually sleeping in.
That's what would help me sleep well at night. Having
an emergency food supply, that's what helps me sleep well
at night. I don't like the way this direction is,
the way this world is going, the direction I should
say the world is going. It seems like these people
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are wrecking us on purpose, as we talk about all
the time, and more than anything, the helplessness we feel. Right,
what do we do about that? Well, there's nothing we
can do but prepare. There's nothing we can do except
make basic preparations and try to be ready for whatever
these people end up throwing at us. I have an
emergency three month food kit for everybody who lives in
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my home, and so should you. That is a basic
part of preparation. That's the bare minimum everyone in your
home should be able to eat for three months based
on just what you have in the home. All you
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Speaker 2 (11:53):
Go now, Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Vaccian. It is the Jesse Kelly Show, and I feel terrible.
I meant to announce this at the beginning of the
show and I completely forgot about it. So I'm announcing
it now, all right. Ten minutes from now. Ten minutes
from now, we're going to do a big reveal here
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on the show about well, it's something you need to
get your hands on something. Undoubtedly you don't know about it.
You're going to want it ten minutes from now. And no,
I'm not selling it. So this is not for me.
I'm not selling it. But I found out about it
this weekend. You're gonna want it. I already got my
hands on it. I love it. Ten minutes from now,
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remind me, Michael. Ten minutes from now, I'm going to
tell them about it. I just want to get back
to this and finish this first. So I've been very interested.
I've been very interested watching Eric Adams yell at Joe Biden.
Eric Adams criticizing Joe Biden publicly is a very big deal.
The Mayor of New York City is a big deal.
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President of the United States of America is a big deal.
Those two arguing publicly is a big deal. And Eric
Adams has had some very pointed criticism of him. Kathy
Hokeel just hit the news. We played it last week. Sorry,
can't come. New York's completely full.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
That's that.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
It's not a direct criticism like Adams was. That's a
big deal. Andrew Cuomo. Andrew CMO's not done with politics. Remember,
he wants to run again. Therefore, he's only going to
stay and do things that will give him a future.
Andrew Cumo's out there vocal. This is a vocal insult,
even if it's not that direct of Joe Biden.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Immigration migrants are a federal responsibility, and the federal government
has failed to manage the problem. But the plain truth
is New York City is overloaded. We cannot take more
than we have taken. And the plain truth is New
York City cannot pay the bill for this migrant problem.
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Mayor Adams is right, this is unsustainable and it is unjustifiable, and.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
It's not a New York City problem.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
It is a federal and a state problem.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
First, So what are we seeing here? Michael asked, But
in case you're wondering, Chris is gone. Chris Jewish producer,
Chris is gone.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
For jury duty.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Michael, what do you think the odds are he's going
to do his duty and get on that jury. You
know what, They're never letting him on the jury as
soon as they find out what he does. Never mind
any way, back to this, So what are we seeing
with the Cuomo and the Democrats, Michael producer. Michael thought,
this is part of them getting rid of Joe Biden.
They're trying to get rid of him, and I would
I actually don't agree with that, not when it comes
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to Eric Adams, not when it comes to Cuomo. I
agree they're trying to get rid of him. But I
think we're seeing something different here, and this is something
we're going to see as we move forward. It will
be interesting as this pops up. This is what I'm
going to call a little a little mini wildfire. This
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is a miniature wildfire.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Here's what I.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Mean for Democrats, for the system, this is a wildfire.
You see the system. You know why the system exists.
Why do all these elites work with each other?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Now?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
They all work with each other to protect each other
so they can loot this country, so they can pillage
it for all it's worth. That's why the system exists.
The system exists to protect itself and the people who
are doing all this it's all destruction. Everything they're doing,
all this looting is bad. Everything they do is bad.
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Everything they do is with a bad It all has
a bad reason to it. There's never a good motive.
There's never just some you know, wow, what a benevolent guy. No, No,
it's all bad. It's all nefarious. It's all destructive, and
it's always happening all the time. Well, they understand, at
least a little bit somewhat. They understand what everybody in
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power has always understood. They must have some of the
consent of the government, not everybody. They know that, you know,
the tip of the spear. Guy, they know you're going
to hate them. They're okay with that. They can't have
too much hate from too many people, so they're always
trying to tamp down those efforts. That's part of this
whole arrest of Bob and Enna's things. They're always trying
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to tamp down those efforts. Hey, quiet down, Quiet down,
quiet down, That's what they're trying at all times. But
the system, it's going to keep running into a problem,
a little mini wildfire, and that problem is in an
effort to destroy everything, things are going to start getting destroyed.
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I know that sounds like an obvious point, but hear
me out. It's a destructive demand, evil religion. So it's
destroying everything at all times. Eventually, the people, the people
whose consent they need, are going to look around and
start asking questions for why it gets too bad around here.
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Then what's going to happen? Because none of these people
are loyal to each other. Really, they're all selfish people.
That's part of why they've chosen the religion of communism.
They only care about each other. What they're going to
do is they're going to start looking out for each other.
As the system fails this area or this group of people,
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As the system fails these union workers, where as a
system fails New York City, what you're going to see
is there's going to be a little wildfire that's going
to pop up that's going to create a problem for
the system, and the system's going to have to figure
out how to tamp down that wildfire before that wildfire
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gets out of control. The problem is, eventually, and I
don't know that this New York City illegal immigration thing
is one, Eventually, they're going to find themselves with the
wildfire they can't control, and that is going to threaten
the very system itself. When they've created too much misery
and too much and too short of a time span,
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that's going to be a problem. All right, Enough of that,
we have to move on because I have something I'm
going to tell you about. I am so excited about
this for me. I'm excited about me personally. I'm excited
to be able to share this with you. So just
give me a moment and we will. I will tell
you all about it. I'm also excited to share the
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big news about rough greens with you. You see, the
big news is that we don't have to give our
dogs empty, dead calories. We don't have to do that anymore.
You see your dog food, the dog food you give
your dog, it's brown for a reason. It's brown because
they killed everything in it. They killed everything in it
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so it would last a long time on the shelf.
They probably sprayed that dog food with lard so your
dog would even eat it. Did you know dogs won't
even eat dogfood unless you do something to it.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
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slash Jesse. It is the Jesse Kelly Show, only about
a half hour away from Metal of Honor Monday.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I Love Mondays.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
You can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com.
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Before where we get
to any more politics, I'm gonna get to a bunch
of emails and stuff like that tonight. I I don't
like doing this. I had mixed emotions about doing this
at all. Here's what I'm Here's what I'm torn up
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about right now. I Whenever I have something that I
think will probably make your life better, I want to
share it with you.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Okay, I want to tell you about it.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
At the same time, if I ever get the opportunity
to do something or get something that maybe you haven't
had a chance to do or get yet, then I'm
not sure if I ever want to tell you about that,
because it seems braggy, you know what I mean. It
seems I don't want to brag. Hey, look what I have. Look,
I don't want to do that, but look, I got
my hands on something this weekend and I just wanted
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to tell you about it in case. I don't know
if you'll ever have the opportunity to get one of
these or c one, but if you do, you need
to try it.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
They're headphones, wireless headphones. They're Bluetooth wireless headphones, and when
you press a button on them, you can't hear anything
else except for what's coming through the headphones. They block
out the noise that's around the headphones.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I know, I know, it's amazing. It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Apparently that technology is something that's out there now. UFOs
obviously are real, but I got myself a pair this weekend.
Weren't even that expensive. It's amazing. What, Michael, what do
you have?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
What?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
They have not been around for a while, Michael, because
I've never experienced anything like this before. I put them on.
I couldn't hear. No, you don't understand, Michael. I put
them on. I could hear what was the music that
was coming through? But I couldn't hear anything else.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
You know, yeah it was it was something, man. So
that's new.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Honestly, if you ever get a chance, I know it's new,
get your hands on some of those, all right. Also,
speaking of new technology, I hate to break all the
news out there today, but it looks like it's going
to be that kind.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Of a day.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
It's journalist Jesse.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
There's just no one better.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
We love Jesse. He's the best, YESSI please kiss my baby? Yesie, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Maybe you haven't heard about the eighty round mags.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
Time again to ban as all up his high capacity magazine.
To need eighty shots in a magazine, you should have
known a gun.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Where does one get his hands on one of these
eighty round magazines? Asking for a friend, Look, Joe Biden
how much clearer could he be?
Speaker 6 (22:47):
Anyone who doesn't think that these kinds of engagements have
a permanent effect on young children, in many cases.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Older their entire lives.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
If they never had a bullet touch them what.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I don't know. I don't know what that last fart
was many times older the entire life bullet touched them.
I I'm not sure what that was. But all right, quit,
that's enough about the headphones and the and the new technology.
With the magazine stuff like that stops up outside. We're
gonna get dead serious here, dead serious. We take our
job as journalists serious.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
On this show, it's journalist Jesse. There's just no one better.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
We love Jesse. He's the best. Yesse, Please kiss my baby, Yesie, Jesse, Jessey,
Jesse Jesse. Now, I've never worked in law enforcement. Actually
that's not true. I was a Marine Corps cop for
about six months, but that's not real law. I've never
been a detective, State trooper FBI agent because I have
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both my parents cop, and I've never I've never been
in any kind of a law enforcement agency like that.
But I have seen plenty of detective movies. I've read
many detective novels. So I think I know a little
bit of something about solving crimes. And one of the
main ways you solve crimes is you look for patterns.
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You always look for patterns, especially when there's the same
crime over and over and over and over again. You're
always on the lookout for patterns. What if I told
you I have identified somebody who's been at every mass
shooting in this country.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
True, every mass shooting, we hear a simple message, the
same mess heart all over the country. I've been to
every mass shooting.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
He's been to all of them.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
It's been to absolutely every one of them.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Don't question it.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
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Speaker 1 (24:57):
So it is the Jessey Kelly's Show, Jesse at Jesse
Kellyshow dot Com. Jesse oh Wise when he says he
was talking about rage against the machine in case you're running,
it was September fifteenth that was going off about all
these old bands, all these quote rebel bands, And when
I was a kid, they all turn out to be
a bunch of sellouts. And he was talking about Rage
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and Eminem, and the guy goes on and says, my
question is, how do we live in this world if
we follow the social shame system and we put our
money where our morals are. I find myself, no matter
how hard I try, still having to shop at Target,
or I want to listen to Rage or Eminem or
drink bud Light. He said, I always find myself feeling
guilty after I fund these monsters. But sometimes it feels
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like there's no choice to put my money where my
morals are. My family and I would like to have
or would have to live like Hermit's living off the grid?
Am I failing the anti communist cause? Leave my name
out of it. I brought this up a lot, or
I talked about this a lot with family, with friends.
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We've brought this up on the show of our social
shame system is upside down. We already know that what
does that mean? That means our cultures upside down. We
prioritize and incentivize everything that is wrong and bad, and
we disincentivize everything that's good. Our social shame system is
totally upside down. Everything in our social shame system points
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towards being a Democrat. Now got to be on the
left of your some kind of scrub white supremacist, racist idiot,
that kind of okay. So we have to start trying
to shift that. Part of that is putting our money
where our morals are, where we shop, what we watch,
what we don't watch. And I get emails like this
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all the time about Jesse. I'm failing at this, Jesse.
This is where I failed at this, Jesse. The kids
really wanted to go to this Disney movie this weekend.
My daughters had been begging me for months, Jesse, and
so I caved, And I feel bad, Jesse. I went
to Target. We needed some back to school supplies. I
feel bad, Jesse. I love the New York Giants. I
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caved and I watched The Giants this weekend, and I
feel bad, over and over and over and again.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
I love history the way you love history.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
And something.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
One of the reasons I love history is this, It's
I like to try to put myself in the shoes
of other people, how they lived, where they lived, in
their time frame, and I like to try to imagine
how I would have conducted myself in those in that era,
and I like to imagine, just as a human being,
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what it would have been like to live under that
in that era. For instance, this is what I mean.
Let's say your city's under siege, pick your whatever, the
year zero. You wake up one morning, everyone's yelling and screaming.
You make your way up to the walls of your city.
You're completely surrounded by an enemy army, and you know
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for the next month's year whatever, you're going to be
under siege. At the end of it, you might starve
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And yet people have gone through that over and over
and over and over and over again.
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I broke the technology news to you today about the
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Probably what your problem is, Michael. Now back to what
the guy wrote in and he was frustrated because he
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about historically how I'm fascinated about the different experiences people
have had having to live under, you know, a city
under siege or this or that. You're gonna have to
be merciful with yourself going forward in this in this country,
moving forward as we look, we're gonna lose our way
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our fingers, let's assume we're going to get ourselves straightened out.
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We're gonna get everything figured out.
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And get there to get get back on the right
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As as we live in a late stage Republican, things
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And that's just the way it is.
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And sometimes, look, sometimes the decision making is great.
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Here's a good example. Here's a good example for you.
This weekend. This actually was supposed to be yesterday Friday.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
The wife came. She said, hey, all neighbors were having
this big party. It was just a bunch of families
having a big family party, one of those neighborhood things.
Everyone's bringing food, everyone brings a dish, kids all run around, play,
all hang out, you know, horseshoes, beer or whatever. But
it was an NFL party. It was nfls. They were
all playing fantasy football, which I don't play anymore. Was
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an NFL party, and she said, well, what do we do?
I know you're not watching the NFL anymore because you
know a you know, hardcore Giants fan, and I stopped
watching all that crap, all that kneeling for the anthem crap.
Stop watching it. What were we gonna do? Well, we
talked about it. We were going to go. We figured, look,
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isn't community and neighbors and family and all the Look,
we're not going for the NFL happened to be an
NFL party, But we were gonna go. Was that the
right thing to do? I don't have any idea. I
have no idea whether or not that was the right
thing to do. We're gonna have to learn how to
exist in this world, all right. We're gonna have to
learn how to exist in this world, and that's going
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to be hard. There are going to be things we're
going to have to participate in that kind of make
us feel like we need a shower.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Look, you feel like you need a shower. Imagine being
Joe Biden's press secretary.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
Of the fundraiser. You know, we all understand these are
off camera, but for the president to retell a story
we've all heard him tell many times in full.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Is it any.
Speaker 7 (33:26):
Concern that he would fully retell a story in the
same space, in the same event.
Speaker 8 (33:31):
Sometimes we speak as well from here and retell a story.
But look, you know, I think it's important to note
that the President was speaking, as you said, at a fundraiser,
and he was speaking from his heart. He was speaking
about why he's decided to do this. And you hear
the President talk about this, it's always incredibly emotional for
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him because he didn't have to.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Of course, that's why he told the exact same story.
Apparently he's had some fundraiser. We don't have bodio of it.
He's had some fundraiser. And remember, the best part about
this whole thing is not just that he told the story,
it's that the whole story is a lie. What story
is it? Well, Joe Biden, I'm sure you've seen him
say it before. When he was asked why he chose
to run for president, he said it was because of
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the events at Charlottesville. Charlottesville was that stupid protest that
was someone died at it, But other than that, it
wasn't some monumental protest. It was a bunch of black
lives matter ones versus a bunch of I think it
was proud boys, and so it doesn't matter. Left wing
versus right wing protests, it doesn't matter. But it was
a protest. One person died as protest person died, and
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Joe Biden gets out there and his campaign sits down,
and they decide, hey, it's for the best. If this
is this should be the reason we say we ran.
So it's a total fabrication. Believe me when I tell
you with one thousand percent certainty, Joe Biden was not
busted up over the events so Charlotte'sville, he never he
never cared, and he always has said that's the reason, Iran,
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I wasn't gonna run. But then I saw the events
of Charlottesville. Only he gets to this party and he
tells the story about that being why he ran. So okay,
that's the lie. And then I guess, from what I
understand from multiple people, it was just quote. A few
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minutes later and he still he tells the whole story again,
nearly verbatim. This is why, this is why they don't
really want him to run again. And his most hardcore,
most loyal surrogates, surrogates are doing the best they can
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to try to get him covered, but it's not going to.
Speaker 7 (35:49):
Sit on the phone twenty times with Hunter Biden's business associates.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Was described as pleasantries.
Speaker 7 (35:55):
But is that appropriate.
Speaker 9 (35:57):
Well, here's a social said they were a pleasant But
I think it's appropriate to be a father to your son.
And if your son is having a problem, and we
all know the history of the problem that Hannah has
with addiction, and he is being a father to his son,
you don't impeach your man for being a father to
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his children.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Yeah, Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, Kamala Harris, this whole thing
is going to end bad. So this whole thing is
going to end really bad. And look, if you want
to feel better about something, as I realized that was
all pretty dark, put a smile on your face. It's
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going to be entertaining to watch. It's going to be
wildly entertaining to watch as we watch all this kind
of collapse around us.
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But that's the when the regime.
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According to the New York Post.
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We'll talk about that Bob Menendez stuff here in a
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Oh that's coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse
(01:05):
Kelly Show. Okay, So the news that's still making the rounds,
I guess I should put it that way is Bob Menendez.
The Bob Menendez news. You know senator from New Jersey,
You know the Senator from New Jersey who's in a
little bit of truth.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I'm announcing that my office has obtained a three count
indictment charging Senator Robert Menendez, his wife Nadine Menendez, and
three New Jersey businessmen, while Hannah Jose Yourriba and Fred
Davies for Brenton.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, yeah, we got the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Menendez is finally out there publicly. He spent a few
days hunkering down with lawyers. That's where he's been in
case you're wondering what can I say?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
What can't I say? What will or won't hurt me
in court?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Anyway, he took a few days with his lawyers and
his people. He came up with some statements.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Here was Menendez, but I still will be the New
Jersey's senior senator. For now, I want to address four things.
A cornerstone of the foundation of American democracy and our
justice system is the principle that all people are presumed
innocent until proven guilty. All people I ask for nothing
(02:17):
more and deserve nothing less. The court of public opinion
is no substitute for our revered justice system. We cannot
set aside.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm not playing his whole thing either.
All right, let's set all that stuff aside for a moment.
There are times in life where you know the truth
pretty much right away. There are times in life where
you hear the inkling of something and you know what
did or didn't really happen, and you know why?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Do you know why?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
There are times when you just know, even when people
around you don't, because.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
You know the people in your circle. You know the good.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Ones and the bad ones. And here's what I mean
by people in your circle. Your business, your industry actually
doesn't even have to be locally. Maybe you work for
a company. Maybe you're a car salesman. Maybe you work
for Toyota. You sell cars, and I bet your money
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you know things about the other Toyota dealers in your area.
You know about their employees too. You end up at
the same big car dealership, big shows, big conferences, big this,
big Dad. We got a conference in Chicago, learn how
to close like a star. And eventually you spend enough
time in there, you will learn who the good people are,
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who the bad people are. Whatever your circle is, maybe
you coach t ball, maybe you teach Sunday school at
the church. I guarantee you know things about the church.
Who's the elder that you think eh might have a
drinking problem, Who's the Sunday school teacher might be going
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through a divorce. I don't know you thought you heard
her talk. You know the repute and then the people
know the people in their circle. I will tell you this,
I am new to this whole show business type thing,
radio TV. You know, I've lived a normal life. I've
only been doing this for five years now. I had
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no idea when I started doing this how many real,
unbelievable jerks there are behind the microphone and in front
of the camera, and how wonderful some people are. There's
almost nobody in between.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Did you know that?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
And you'd never guess some of the ones you think
are jerks are wonderful people.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Some of the ones you think.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Are absolutely I mean, you would think they'd be the
most lovely people on earth, biggest jerks you've ever met
in your life. And I'll tell you something. Everyone knows.
Everyone in this business now knows. All the producers know,
all the hosts now know. You know who the good
guys are, who the bad girls are. In politics, let
me tell you something. Everybody knows. Joe Biden has a reputation.
(05:14):
It's been his reputation for well. I can't speak for
all thirty years because I haven't been paying attention to
politics for thirty years. I could speak to probably about
fifteen or twenty of them. And I'm telling you as
someone who loves politics and pays attention. Joe Biden is
well known to be.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
A jerk to people. He's just a jerk.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
He's not a human being who cares about people. It's
al He's going to say something really mean to his
secretary one day. Joe Biden is a sociopath. He's a
jerk now. He's always been a jerk. He's a jerk
with dimension.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Now.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
That's the only difference between Joe now and Joe fifteen
years ago. And there's something else. Everybody in politics knows.
Everybody in politics knows that Bob Menendez is a crook.
Everyone knows it one Bob and Endez is from New Jersey. Now,
I understand the volume of people listening from New Jersey
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right now is large. The show is very big in
New Jersey. I understand why the show is very big
in New Jersey. The show is big in New Jersey
for the same reason I have so many friends from
New Jersey. Because people in New Jersey are rude. I
am rude. Therefore, we all kind of get along here.
So I like that about New Jersey. I like the
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sandwiches in New Jersey. I will argue that New Jersey
pizza is I'm not gonna say superior to New York
City pizza. I'm not going to say that, but it's
certainly in the conversation. New Jersey can make some food.
All right, So New Jersey, look, I hear you, New
Jersey is a very corrupt place. Bob Andendez just getting
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elected senator in the state of New Jersey probably automatically
meant he was corrupted in some way. But beyond that,
Bob Menendez's reputation amongst everybody who knows is that Bob
Menendez is a crook. Everyone knows Bob Menendez is a crook.
You might have been shocked when the news dropped. I
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was not, And no, he's not going to be exhausted.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I have stated throughout this whole process. I firmly believe
that when all the facts are presented, not only will
I be exonerated, but I still will be the New
Jersey's senior Senator.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
No, you probably won't. All right, We're done with all that.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
That's enough Bob Menendez stuff, because I actually want to
stay right there and talk about something else. There's an
interesting thing that's happening right now, and I think there.
I think this goes way beyond local. I think this
goes national, the New York illegal immigrant problem. I could
(07:59):
play you all kinds of different audio right now. I'm
not going to. I could play you audio of Kathy
Hokel that we played on Friday talking about, Hey, the
illegals need to go somewhere else. I could play for
you all the Eric Adams audio. We can't do this,
We're tapped out. The government needs to help. And I
could go back and again go over something else we
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covered last week. Joe Biden came to New York City
to raise monies running for president, came to raise money,
did not sit down with Eric Adams, didn't even visit
the hotel where all the illegals are being capped, well
most of them. Roosevelt, he didn't do any of these things.
(08:42):
I've been interested by this. I've been interested by what
looks like a house that is dividing. I don't want
to say a house divided, but a house that is dividing.
And then I saw.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Say this immigration migrants are a federal responsibility, and the
federal government has failed to manage the problem. But the plain.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Truth is New York City is overloaded.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
We cannot take more than we have taken.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
And the plain truth is New.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
York City cannot pay the bill for this migrant problem.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Mayor Adams is right.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
This is unsustainable and it is unjustifiable, and.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
It's not a New York City problem.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
It is a federal and a state problem.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
First. Now, all this has led me to think. I
know it's a dangerous thing. I try not to do
it too often. Shut up, Michael, but it's led me
to think, and there's something bothering me right now. That
is how lippy Eric Adams is, how lippy Kathy Hokeel is,
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how lippy Andrew Cuomo is about the illegal immigrant problem.
It bothers me not because I care. It bothers me
because that's not what we're used to seeing, is it.
We are used to seeing from the system, one singular,
lockstep message at all times. There aren't democrats today that
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step out of line and zig when everyone else zags.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Those are the old days.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Those those democrats don't exist. So why is this happening now. Well,
I think this may be a little preview to what's coming,
and we will discuss that in just a moment. Before
we discuss that, let's discuss this. Let's discuss something that
helps me sleep well at night. You know what helps
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I know you probably could have guessed that, but it
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That's what would help me sleep well at night. Having
an emergency food supply, that's what helps me sleep well
at night. I don't like the way this direction is,
the way this world is going, the direction I should
say the world is going. It seems like these people
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are wrecking us on purpose, as we talk about all
the time, and more than anything, the helplessness we feel. Right,
what do we do about that? Well, there's nothing we
can do but prepare. There's nothing we can do except
make basic preparations and try to be ready for whatever
these people end up throwing at us. I have an
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Vaccian. It is the Jesse Kelly Show, and I feel terrible.
I meant to announce this at the beginning of the
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it now, all right. Ten minutes from now. Ten minutes
from now, we're going to do a big reveal here
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You're going to want it ten minutes from now. And no,
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I'm not selling it. But I found out about it
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hands on it. I love it. Ten minutes from now,
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remind me, Michael. Ten minutes from now, I'm going to
tell them about it. I just want to get back
to this and finish this first. So I've been very interested.
I've been very interested watching Eric Adams yell at Joe Biden.
Eric Adams criticizing Joe Biden publicly is a very big deal.
The Mayor of New York City is a big deal.
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President of the United States of America is a big deal.
Those two arguing publicly is a big deal. And Eric
Adams has had some very pointed criticism of him. Kathy
Hokeel just hit the news. We played it last week. Sorry,
can't come. New York's completely full.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
That's that.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
It's not a direct criticism like Adams was. That's a
big deal. Andrew Cuomo. Andrew CMO's not done with politics. Remember,
he wants to run again. Therefore, he's only going to
stay and do things that will give him a future.
Andrew Cumo's out there vocal. This is a vocal insult,
even if it's not that direct of Joe Biden.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Immigration migrants are a federal responsibility, and the federal government
has failed to manage the problem. But the plain truth
is New York City is overloaded. We cannot take more
than we have taken. And the plain truth is New
York City cannot pay the bill for this migrant problem.
(14:07):
Mayor Adams is right, this is unsustainable and it is unjustifiable, and.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
It's not a New York City problem.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
It is a federal and a state problem.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
First, So what are we seeing here? Michael asked, But
in case you're wondering, Chris is gone. Chris Jewish producer,
Chris is gone.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
For jury duty.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Michael, what do you think the odds are he's going
to do his duty and get on that jury. You
know what, They're never letting him on the jury as
soon as they find out what he does. Never mind
any way, back to this, So what are we seeing
with the Cuomo and the Democrats, Michael producer. Michael thought,
this is part of them getting rid of Joe Biden.
They're trying to get rid of him, and I would
I actually don't agree with that, not when it comes
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to Eric Adams, not when it comes to Cuomo. I
agree they're trying to get rid of him. But I
think we're seeing something different here, and this is something
we're going to see as we move forward. It will
be interesting as this pops up. This is what I'm
going to call a little a little mini wildfire. This
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is a miniature wildfire.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Here's what I.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Mean for Democrats, for the system, this is a wildfire.
You see the system. You know why the system exists.
Why do all these elites work with each other?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Now?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
They all work with each other to protect each other
so they can loot this country, so they can pillage
it for all it's worth. That's why the system exists.
The system exists to protect itself and the people who
are doing all this it's all destruction. Everything they're doing,
all this looting is bad. Everything they do is bad.
(15:45):
Everything they do is with a bad It all has
a bad reason to it. There's never a good motive.
There's never just some you know, wow, what a benevolent guy. No, No,
it's all bad. It's all nefarious. It's all destructive, and
it's always happening all the time. Well, they understand, at
least a little bit somewhat. They understand what everybody in
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power has always understood. They must have some of the
consent of the government, not everybody. They know that, you know,
the tip of the spear. Guy, they know you're going
to hate them. They're okay with that. They can't have
too much hate from too many people, so they're always
trying to tamp down those efforts. That's part of this
whole arrest of Bob and Enna's things. They're always trying
(16:31):
to tamp down those efforts. Hey, quiet down, Quiet down,
quiet down, That's what they're trying at all times. But
the system, it's going to keep running into a problem,
a little mini wildfire, and that problem is in an
effort to destroy everything, things are going to start getting destroyed.
(16:54):
I know that sounds like an obvious point, but hear
me out. It's a destructive demand, evil religion. So it's
destroying everything at all times. Eventually, the people, the people
whose consent they need, are going to look around and
start asking questions for why it gets too bad around here.
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Then what's going to happen? Because none of these people
are loyal to each other. Really, they're all selfish people.
That's part of why they've chosen the religion of communism.
They only care about each other. What they're going to
do is they're going to start looking out for each other.
As the system fails this area or this group of people,
(17:36):
As the system fails these union workers, where as a
system fails New York City, what you're going to see
is there's going to be a little wildfire that's going
to pop up that's going to create a problem for
the system, and the system's going to have to figure
out how to tamp down that wildfire before that wildfire
(17:56):
gets out of control. The problem is, eventually, and I
don't know that this New York City illegal immigration thing
is one, Eventually, they're going to find themselves with the
wildfire they can't control, and that is going to threaten
the very system itself. When they've created too much misery
and too much and too short of a time span,
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that's going to be a problem. All right, Enough of that,
we have to move on because I have something I'm
going to tell you about. I am so excited about
this for me. I'm excited about me personally. I'm excited
to be able to share this with you. So just
give me a moment and we will. I will tell
you all about it. I'm also excited to share the
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big news about rough greens with you. You see, the
big news is that we don't have to give our
dogs empty, dead calories. We don't have to do that anymore.
You see your dog food, the dog food you give
your dog, it's brown for a reason. It's brown because
they killed everything in it. They killed everything in it
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so it would last a long time on the shelf.
They probably sprayed that dog food with lard so your
dog would even eat it. Did you know dogs won't
even eat dogfood unless you do something to it.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
That's how dead it is. There's no nutrition there.
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a half hour away from Metal of Honor Monday.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I Love Mondays.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
You can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com.
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Before where we get
to any more politics, I'm gonna get to a bunch
of emails and stuff like that tonight. I I don't
like doing this. I had mixed emotions about doing this
at all. Here's what I'm Here's what I'm torn up
(20:15):
about right now. I Whenever I have something that I
think will probably make your life better, I want to
share it with you.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Okay, I want to tell you about it.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
At the same time, if I ever get the opportunity
to do something or get something that maybe you haven't
had a chance to do or get yet, then I'm
not sure if I ever want to tell you about that,
because it seems braggy, you know what I mean. It
seems I don't want to brag. Hey, look what I have. Look,
I don't want to do that, but look, I got
my hands on something this weekend and I just wanted
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to tell you about it in case. I don't know
if you'll ever have the opportunity to get one of
these or c one, but if you do, you need
to try it.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
They're headphones, wireless headphones. They're Bluetooth wireless headphones, and when
you press a button on them, you can't hear anything
else except for what's coming through the headphones. They block
out the noise that's around the headphones.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I know, I know, it's amazing. It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Apparently that technology is something that's out there now. UFOs
obviously are real, but I got myself a pair this weekend.
Weren't even that expensive. It's amazing. What, Michael, what do
you have?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
What?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
They have not been around for a while, Michael, because
I've never experienced anything like this before. I put them on.
I couldn't hear. No, you don't understand, Michael. I put
them on. I could hear what was the music that
was coming through? But I couldn't hear anything else.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
You know, yeah it was it was something, man. So
that's new.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Honestly, if you ever get a chance, I know it's new,
get your hands on some of those, all right. Also,
speaking of new technology, I hate to break all the
news out there today, but it looks like it's going
to be that kind.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Of a day.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
It's journalist Jesse.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
There's just no one better.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
We love Jesse. He's the best, YESSI please kiss my baby? Yesie, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Maybe you haven't heard about the eighty round mags.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
Time again to ban as all up his high capacity magazine.
To need eighty shots in a magazine, you should have
known a gun.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Where does one get his hands on one of these
eighty round magazines? Asking for a friend, Look, Joe Biden
how much clearer could he be?
Speaker 6 (22:47):
Anyone who doesn't think that these kinds of engagements have
a permanent effect on young children, in many cases.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Older their entire lives.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
If they never had a bullet touch them what.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I don't know. I don't know what that last fart
was many times older the entire life bullet touched them.
I I'm not sure what that was. But all right, quit,
that's enough about the headphones and the and the new technology.
With the magazine stuff like that stops up outside. We're
gonna get dead serious here, dead serious. We take our
job as journalists serious.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
On this show, it's journalist Jesse. There's just no one better.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
We love Jesse. He's the best. Yesse, Please kiss my baby, Yesie, Jesse, Jessey,
Jesse Jesse. Now, I've never worked in law enforcement. Actually
that's not true. I was a Marine Corps cop for
about six months, but that's not real law. I've never
been a detective, State trooper FBI agent because I have
(23:49):
both my parents cop, and I've never I've never been
in any kind of a law enforcement agency like that.
But I have seen plenty of detective movies. I've read
many detective novels. So I think I know a little
bit of something about solving crimes. And one of the
main ways you solve crimes is you look for patterns.
(24:11):
You always look for patterns, especially when there's the same
crime over and over and over and over again. You're
always on the lookout for patterns. What if I told
you I have identified somebody who's been at every mass
shooting in this country.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
True, every mass shooting, we hear a simple message, the
same mess heart all over the country. I've been to
every mass shooting.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
He's been to all of them.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
It's been to absolutely every one of them.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Don't question it.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
In Boy Sure the great artists of our time, representing
the groundbreaking legacy.
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Of hip hop in America.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
L J. Cool J.
Speaker 6 (24:51):
By the way, that boy's got you got man's got
biceps bigger than my thighs.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
So it is the Jessey Kelly's Show, Jesse at Jesse
Kellyshow dot Com. Jesse oh Wise when he says he
was talking about rage against the machine in case you're running,
it was September fifteenth that was going off about all
these old bands, all these quote rebel bands, And when
I was a kid, they all turn out to be
a bunch of sellouts. And he was talking about Rage
(25:18):
and Eminem, and the guy goes on and says, my
question is, how do we live in this world if
we follow the social shame system and we put our
money where our morals are. I find myself, no matter
how hard I try, still having to shop at Target,
or I want to listen to Rage or Eminem or
drink bud Light. He said, I always find myself feeling
guilty after I fund these monsters. But sometimes it feels
(25:41):
like there's no choice to put my money where my
morals are. My family and I would like to have
or would have to live like Hermit's living off the grid?
Am I failing the anti communist cause? Leave my name
out of it. I brought this up a lot, or
I talked about this a lot with family, with friends.
(26:03):
We've brought this up on the show of our social
shame system is upside down. We already know that what
does that mean? That means our cultures upside down. We
prioritize and incentivize everything that is wrong and bad, and
we disincentivize everything that's good. Our social shame system is
totally upside down. Everything in our social shame system points
(26:26):
towards being a Democrat. Now got to be on the
left of your some kind of scrub white supremacist, racist idiot,
that kind of okay. So we have to start trying
to shift that. Part of that is putting our money
where our morals are, where we shop, what we watch,
what we don't watch. And I get emails like this
(26:49):
all the time about Jesse. I'm failing at this, Jesse.
This is where I failed at this, Jesse. The kids
really wanted to go to this Disney movie this weekend.
My daughters had been begging me for months, Jesse, and
so I caved, And I feel bad, Jesse. I went
to Target. We needed some back to school supplies. I
feel bad, Jesse. I love the New York Giants. I
(27:13):
caved and I watched The Giants this weekend, and I
feel bad, over and over and over and again.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
I love history the way you love history.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
And something.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
One of the reasons I love history is this, It's
I like to try to put myself in the shoes
of other people, how they lived, where they lived, in
their time frame, and I like to try to imagine
how I would have conducted myself in those in that era,
and I like to imagine, just as a human being,
(27:48):
what it would have been like to live under that
in that era. For instance, this is what I mean.
Let's say your city's under siege, pick your whatever, the
year zero. You wake up one morning, everyone's yelling and screaming.
You make your way up to the walls of your city.
You're completely surrounded by an enemy army, and you know
(28:10):
for the next month's year whatever, you're going to be
under siege. At the end of it, you might starve
to death, or be murdered as they kick into the city,
or burn to death, or be taken in as a slave. Like,
what does that feel like to live? Every day of
your life? You wake up in the morning, You've got
to brush your teeth right, go to school, talk to
(28:31):
your mom. But what is it like waking up under that?
And yet people have gone through that over and over
and over and over and over again.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
What does that have to do with you and putting
your money where your morals are. I will explain what
I mean in just a moment, and then we're gonna
move on.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Because we have a couple other things.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
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It's fine, you got that right. The Jesse Kelly Show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday, A
medal of honor Monday.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
I broke the technology news to you today about the
headphones you put on your head. You can block out
the sounds. I don't wonder what you're shaking your head for.
Probably what your problem is, Michael. Now back to what
the guy wrote in and he was frustrated because he
asked to shop at targets sometimes and sometimes he just
wants to listen to rage against the machine, or watch
the NFL or something like that. And I was talking
(30:45):
about historically how I'm fascinated about the different experiences people
have had having to live under, you know, a city
under siege or this or that. You're gonna have to
be merciful with yourself going forward in this in this country,
moving forward as we look, we're gonna lose our way
(31:09):
for a bit here. Let's let's assume, hopefully, let's cross
our fingers, let's assume we're going to get ourselves straightened out.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
We're gonna get everything figured out.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
And get there to get get back on the right
path at some point. But we obviously know we're not
on that path now. So let's assume we've got some
time here where we're gonna.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Stumble a bit.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
As as we live in a late stage Republican, things
kind of rot and crumble around us, we are going
to have to just as part of life, participate in
some of these things in certain ways.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
And that's just the way it is.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
And sometimes, look, sometimes the decision making is great.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Here's a good example. Here's a good example for you.
This weekend. This actually was supposed to be yesterday Friday.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
The wife came. She said, hey, all neighbors were having
this big party. It was just a bunch of families
having a big family party, one of those neighborhood things.
Everyone's bringing food, everyone brings a dish, kids all run around, play,
all hang out, you know, horseshoes, beer or whatever. But
it was an NFL party. It was nfls. They were
all playing fantasy football, which I don't play anymore. Was
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an NFL party, and she said, well, what do we do?
I know you're not watching the NFL anymore because you
know a you know, hardcore Giants fan, and I stopped
watching all that crap, all that kneeling for the anthem crap.
Stop watching it. What were we gonna do? Well, we
talked about it. We were going to go. We figured, look,
(32:43):
isn't community and neighbors and family and all the Look,
we're not going for the NFL happened to be an
NFL party, But we were gonna go. Was that the
right thing to do? I don't have any idea. I
have no idea whether or not that was the right
thing to do. We're gonna have to learn how to
exist in this world, all right. We're gonna have to
learn how to exist in this world, and that's going
(33:05):
to be hard. There are going to be things we're
going to have to participate in that kind of make
us feel like we need a shower.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Look, you feel like you need a shower. Imagine being
Joe Biden's press secretary.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
Of the fundraiser. You know, we all understand these are
off camera, but for the president to retell a story
we've all heard him tell many times in full.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Is it any.
Speaker 7 (33:26):
Concern that he would fully retell a story in the
same space, in the same event.
Speaker 8 (33:31):
Sometimes we speak as well from here and retell a story.
But look, you know, I think it's important to note
that the President was speaking, as you said, at a fundraiser,
and he was speaking from his heart. He was speaking
about why he's decided to do this. And you hear
the President talk about this, it's always incredibly emotional for
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him because he didn't have to.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Of course, that's why he told the exact same story.
Apparently he's had some fundraiser. We don't have bodio of it.
He's had some fundraiser. And remember, the best part about
this whole thing is not just that he told the story,
it's that the whole story is a lie. What story
is it? Well, Joe Biden, I'm sure you've seen him
say it before. When he was asked why he chose
to run for president, he said it was because of
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the events at Charlottesville. Charlottesville was that stupid protest that
was someone died at it, But other than that, it
wasn't some monumental protest. It was a bunch of black
lives matter ones versus a bunch of I think it
was proud boys, and so it doesn't matter. Left wing
versus right wing protests, it doesn't matter. But it was
a protest. One person died as protest person died, and
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Joe Biden gets out there and his campaign sits down,
and they decide, hey, it's for the best. If this
is this should be the reason we say we ran.
So it's a total fabrication. Believe me when I tell
you with one thousand percent certainty, Joe Biden was not
busted up over the events so Charlotte'sville, he never he
never cared, and he always has said that's the reason, Iran,
(35:02):
I wasn't gonna run. But then I saw the events
of Charlottesville. Only he gets to this party and he
tells the story about that being why he ran. So okay,
that's the lie. And then I guess, from what I
understand from multiple people, it was just quote. A few
(35:23):
minutes later and he still he tells the whole story again,
nearly verbatim. This is why, this is why they don't
really want him to run again. And his most hardcore,
most loyal surrogates, surrogates are doing the best they can
(35:45):
to try to get him covered, but it's not going to.
Speaker 7 (35:49):
Sit on the phone twenty times with Hunter Biden's business associates.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Was described as pleasantries.
Speaker 7 (35:55):
But is that appropriate.
Speaker 9 (35:57):
Well, here's a social said they were a pleasant But
I think it's appropriate to be a father to your son.
And if your son is having a problem, and we
all know the history of the problem that Hannah has
with addiction, and he is being a father to his son,
you don't impeach your man for being a father to
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his children.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Yeah, Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, Kamala Harris, this whole thing
is going to end bad. So this whole thing is
going to end really bad. And look, if you want
to feel better about something, as I realized that was
all pretty dark, put a smile on your face. It's
(36:38):
going to be entertaining to watch. It's going to be
wildly entertaining to watch as we watch all this kind
of collapse around us.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
But that's the when the regime.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Is starting to crumble, we're going to have to learn
how to live in it. We are going to have
to participate in things we don't necessarily all right, One
thing we do love is Medal of Honor Monday. Right,
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