September 22, 2023 • 38 mins
Could Hunter Biden end up testifying against Joe, the father he's had a 'turbulent' relationship with throughout his whole life? Why is the Right bad at art and why are Commies so prolific at it? Becoming a scout sniper. Where would Passport Bro Jesse go? Why does Trump hate good Republicans? Sticking with sycophants.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. Is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. Reminding you you
can email the show during the show, Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. Hey Jesse. With Hunter Biden being indicted
for fail any gun charges, do you think the plea
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deal will make the tax of Asian crimes to be
misdemeanors or something else? Or will the system take him
out as a warning to others? This Hunter Biden stuff,
it's created a huge burden for Joe Biden, as you know,
I think it's going to result in Joe Biden announcing
he's not running again. He'll blame it on health or something,
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but I think that's what's going to happen. Here's why
they already tried to give Hunter Biden and Joe Biden
the soft landing. They already tried to give him the
sweetheart deal. It's not just that that sweetheart deal blew up.
It blew up very very very publicly. And now because
of the Republican impeachment inquiry, this stuff is going to
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get louder in more public and louder in more public. Look,
you see what they're doing to Bob Menendez. Look, Bob
Menendez has been an extremely loyal servant of the system,
very loyal servant. Here's how his morning's go.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I'm announcing that my office has obtained a three count
indictment charging Senator Robert Menendez, his wife Nadine Menendez, and
three New Jersey businessmen, while Hannah Jose Ribe and Fred Davies,
for bribery offenses. The indictment alleges that between twenty eighteen
and twenty twenty two, Senator Menendez, the senior US Senator
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from New Jersey and the chairman of the Senate Foreign
Relations Committee, and his wife, Nadine Menendez, engaged in a
corrupt relationship with Hannah Ureba and Dabies. The indictment alleges
that through that relationship, the senator and his wife accepted
hundreds of thousands of dollars of bribes.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Four hundred and eighty thousand dollars found in his home
with gold bars. Okay, so that's what they did to Menendez.
The system will take out, It will take out people
who are holding them back. I think Joe Biden and
Hunter Biden are both in very deep trouble now with
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this Hunter Biden's stuff. Is the system going to still
try to get them off with the soft as landing
is humanly possible? Yes, but I don't know how soft
that landing can be. And here's another question. I don't
know if people are thinking about what if Hunter Biden
testifies against his father? Chris shake his head. No, maybe
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you're shaking your head.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Okay, Well, let's analyze what we think. We know, we
know a lot, but this is what we think. Joe
Biden's relationship with his children is not all that fatherly.
Let's just start there. Remember when Joe Biden was sworn
into Congress, they just had this horrible car wreck. His
son was in a cast in a hospital bed. Joe
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Biden had the option of being sworn in anywhere. He
could have been sworn in in the hall of the hospital.
Back in Congress. He made his son, who was in
a cast. You can find a picture of this to
this day, it's still online, laying in a hospital bed.
He made his son put on a suit and got
sworn in over top of his hurt son. For political reasons.
Joe Biden was sworn in over his son who'd just
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been in a severely car wreck and was injured in
a cast in a hospital bed. We have the Hunter
Biden text messages to other people expressing his anger in
disdain that he has to give half of what he
makes to dad, to pop. I think is how he
referred to him. This Hunter Biden Joe Biden father's son relationship.
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If you have a good one with your father or
your son, or your daughter or something, don't think that
that's the kind of relationship they have. Look the crime
family stuff alone. I don't know about you me. I
have flaws. I have things about me that I wish
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were better and different. And every now and then I
find myself asking God, why am I bad at this? Why?
And I'm not talking about mistakes. Oh whoops, I spilled milk.
I mean just a bad person about some things. You
have any of that in your life? If you do,
and you have kids or you're thinking about having kids,
let me tell you something right now, when you love them,
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you know what you're desperate for that they don't get
any of your bad stuff. All the horrible things I've
done in my life and bad I've done in my life. Man,
it would break my heart if my sons did any
of that and I thought I was responsible for it
that they got that from me. You want your sons
protected from that. Joe Biden enlisted his entire family in
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a political corruption scheme. What kind of a father does
that to his son. So let's just analyze their relationship
that way. Yes, Hunter Biden's been very dependent on Dad
to bail him out of a lot of jams. But
Dad has been dependent on Hunter to be the bag
man for a lot of this bribery stuff. What if
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Hunter Biden testifies against his father to avoid prison. Has
anybody asked that, because you know, that's how it normally works.
If we're dealing with the crime family and it looks
like we are, Remember it's not Hunter Biden's crime family.
He's not the mafia don. He's not the crime boss.
He's the bagman, the guy who is to run back
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and forth with cash in this suitcase and drugs in
this suitcase. Joe Biden is the boss, the bagman. When
the FBI gets their hands on the bagman, back when
they used to solve actual crimes instead of just attacking
pro lifers. When the FBI gets their hands on the bagman,
the bagman tends to roll over on the boss if
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he's facing twenty thirty years in prison, or he can
roll over on dad and look at this from Hunter
Biden's perspective. Let's say they're not exactly the closest family
we know. Hunter Biden's got all these problems. Hunter Biden's
in his fifties. Joe Biden is eighty going on one
hundred and eighty. He's got about two weeks left to
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live at this point in time. The way his health
is going, I hope he doesn't, but it's not going well.
He's deteriorating before our eyes. So if you're Hunter Biden
and you get an offer, hey, Hunter, you're looking at
twenty five thirty years in federal prison for your crimes.
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When you get out of federal prison, you will be
an eighty some year old man. If you get out
at all, you might die. You can die at that age, obviously,
I'll never see eighty or Hunter, or you can testify
against your father and we'll let you out with a
slap on the wrist. He might have to go to prison,
but hey, he's almost dead anyway. It's fine, you see
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what I mean. I'm not saying it's going to happen.
But don't rule out Hunter byen testifying against his own father,
to where Chris said, what's to stop Joe from pardoning him? Oh?
Nothing nothing. Hunter would probably demand it. That's the thing.
If Hunter was offered that plea deal, these dirtball people,
these criminals, that'd probably be the first call he make.
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It'd beat a dad. Hey dad, they offered me a deal,
Tell me you're gonna pardon me, or I'm gonna take it.
That's how these people work. Man, Brother Jesse, you claim
the right is bad at art, that when we divorce,
will have to import art from the dirty commies. First,
artistic inspiration comes from God. We are not perfect, but
the right is certainly more connected to our creator than
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the left. Second, and my question is this, do you
think the Kamis have been more prolific artists in the
last hundred years because they use it to deceive? They're
certainly better at propaganda. I guess that's the art. You
think they're better at. Question Mark, He said, keep up
the great work. His name is Heath, all right, I'm
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not allowed to say this on the air. What he does, Yes,
she does a cool kind of art, but he doesn't
want me to say it, and saying it for a
living heath what you do is very cool, So I'm
not gonna say it on the air. Do I think
are they better at propaganda? Is that why I think
they're better at art? Okay, they're better at propaganda. Is
that why I think they're better at art? Well, they
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are better at propaganda. They use their art for propaganda.
Maybe they're not better at art. Maybe that's the wrong
way I put that. The right doesn't race and push
arts in entertainment the way it should. And I say
that as a person who's not artistic. I have no
skill in this arena. So believe me, I'm not being selfish. Hey,
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by my comic book series, like, I can't draw, or sing,
or dance or make movies or any of that others.
I can't do any of those things, although I would
like to star myself in a movie about me, if
we can ever get that done. But anyway, I don't
do any of that. But I know that stuff is
critically important. And I'm the guy you take me in
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an art gallery or something. I have no idea what
I'm looking at. I want to stress this. I'm not
an expert I'm not artistic at all. I am the
dumbest piece of white trash in the world. I don't
know music or art or I don't I know you
probably have these skills. I don't have any of these skills.
But I know it's important. I know those things matter.
They matter for a society, and we have neglected that
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area on the right. We've allowed them to all the
music and all the movies, and they own all the modeling,
all the makeup. The wife was talking about this the
other day. All these makeup companies the the most vile
piece of commy trash. You can imagine, all of them,
the modeling, makeup lingerie, that all the women's industry stuff
totally owned by the commis. For whatever reason, they own
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those industries. And that's a really, really, really bad thing.
We're not done yet. We're not done yet. They have
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and iTunes. I still look, I know it was mean,
I know it was. I still can't believe the fetterman
thing going to the Senate floor and crying about how
mean people have been. When you're a United States Senator,
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it's your job to speak to understand. You have many,
many important jobs. If you can't do these things leaves
the guts on these people.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
This is my iPhone and this is a transcription service.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I can't. I'm sorry. I can't bother to let I can't.
I can't read the whole I can't listen to the
whole thing again. Jesse, I know you were a mortar
guy in the Marine Corps. Thank you for your service,
But did you ever want to be a scout sniper?
If you were, what rifle would you use?
Speaker 5 (12:42):
You?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Rock?
Speaker 5 (12:43):
No.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I had a couple buddies who went scout sniper. You
should know the scout sniper guys are super hardcore. Those
guys are elite level Marine Corps scout snipers are elite level.
I was not an elite level marine. I was an
average marine, and I didn't want to be elite level.
Not saying well, I could have done it if I
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wanted to. That's not what I'm saying at all. But
I wanted to do. I never wanted to be a lifer.
I always wanted to do four years. I wanted to
do my four years, serve my country, better myself, and
then get out and move on with my life. So
I was never that hardcore type, and it would be
a hardcore type that would be a scout sniper. What
they do is incredible. One thing you may not realize.
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One thing I didn't realize till I got to know
a bunch of those guys is this. We are fascinated
by how they shoot because they shoot really well. It's incredible.
The shots these guys make, it's amazing. But you talk
to these guys about all the schools they go through
and everything, they'll tell you the shooting parts, the easy part,
the hard parts, everything else. It's all the endless running
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and land navigation and concealment, staying out of sight. And
it's the hard part, the hard parts, of the non
sexy parts that don't involve pulling the trigger. About that,
that's sniping, If that's something you're interested as a young man.
Not that I'm an expert in it. I'm not a
long gunner, but sniping is one of those things man
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it's extremely cool. But it's not. It's not the part
you see in the movies. It's not you you're just
laying there, pruned out, looking down the scope, ready to
squeeze the trigger. It's all the things you had to
do to get yourself into that position first that matter.
And then while you're in that position, patiently waiting for
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the shot, while also coming up with the way to
get out of that position once you take that shot
and die. That is so much of what they do again,
not me. I'm not one of those super ninja types,
never claimed to be, never would. But those dudes are studs. Jesse.
I'm curious about something. What did you score on the ASVAB.
That was an eighty seven on the ASVAB, doctor Jesse.
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If you were to travel outside the country and become
a passport bro to find your dime, which country would
you go to? The Philippines, Columbia, somewhere in Europe. Oh man,
that's a tough Don't say Canada, Chris, You know what,
that's not necessary. That's that she was born. My wife
was born in America, Okay, and her family all Americans.
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They had to go to Canada for a while when
she was a kid for her dad's work. She's not Canadian, Okay,
she's American. Setting aside Chris's ridiculous insults, Where would I
go if I didn't have one? Where would I go
to find a foreign bride? Has to be a foreign bride? Huh? Philippines?
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I mean Asian chicks are hot. Uh. I'm gonna say
something and it's gonna come. It's gonna everyone's gonna roll
their eyes. But I'm just gonna say it. Anyway. I
shouldn't say this because I'm gonna get made fun of.
Everyone's gonna be mean to me. Jesse at jesse kellyshow
dot com. If I was going foreign bride shopping, I
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would probably consider the food as well.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Now, hear me out, hear me out.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Like you mentioned the Philippines, I have no problem with
some Filipino dime. Filipino chicks are not I'm not. I'm
not that into various Asian foods. I don't hate them.
They all eat lo made or chicken fried rice and
that stuff. But I remember in Thailand some of that
stuff was really gross. What Chris see, that's gonna be
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a problem too. Chris brought up Indian a chick from India,
not you know, command chi or something like that, a
chick from India, Indian chicks or dimes man. I don't
like that curry. I don't like the food. I don't
like the food. I don't like the food. Okay, Like
you even mentioned somewhere in Europe. When I go somewhere
in Europe and immediately you're thinking, do I want some
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six foot tall Swedish chick or something like that. Can
you imagine our kids, they'd be huge, they'd all be
professional athletes, or a German chick or something like that
or that stuff. I could see that, I could definitely
see that. But Latin America the food.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
I know why you're not supposed to make these decisions
based on the food, But if you're going wife shopping
in a foreign land, I don't think that's unreasonable to
think about the food options she's bringing.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
To the table. And if I have to go, if
I have to choose between some.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
Filipino dime and yeah, she's really hot, she's Asian and
she's hot, but I'm gonna get her fried rice recipe.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
And I don't mind fried rice, right, I like chicken
fried rice and trim fried ice, and I'm gonna get
her fried rice recipe or Consuela from Colombia's gonna make
comade tortillas and the chorizo. I don't. It's gonna be
really hard not to go with one of the Latin
American chicks. I would say, Now, as long as we're
making offensive stereotypes, I will say the temper is a
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concern for Mexican chick, cube In chicks, Columbian chicks, that
temper is mate. That temper might be a difference maker.
You might have to feel out that process a little bit,
do a little dating in Columbia first before you actually
put a ring on her finger. Some of those chicks
are spicy. You know what else is spicy? Inflation not
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very good and fact we're probably a bit of trouble.
Do you have Oxford Gold Group gold or silver? You
know you can be Look, you have two choices. The
way I look at it, we have to have precious metals.
So here's what you can do. You can call Oxford
Gold Group and purchase gold and silver coins that you
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can use to bail you out of a jam one day.
Or you can become a US senator like Bob Menendez,
and have gold bars delivered to your home. I personally
would go with the Oxford Gold route. That way, the
FBI is never going to kick in your front door
to steal your gold bars. But look, become a US
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senator and get the gold bars from a corrupt Egypt businessman,
or call Oxford Gold Group and just legally purchase them
and have them delivered to your home. I don't care
which route you go, but please pick one of the
two Menendez gold bars from Egypt, Oxford Gold, Gold and
Silver that are actually legal. Probably would go with the
Oxford Gold, but that's your call. Eight three three nine
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Why do people vote for idiots? Well, because people are idiots. Look,
I don't even say that. I'm not trying to be mean. Actually,
when I say that a lot of people are morons, no,
I'm not not mean, Chris, I was being honest. A
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lot of people are complete and utter morons. They're really stupid,
and they vote for stupid reasons, and they vote for
stupid people. People can be very stupid. You someone who
seeks out information and bones up on the issues, you
don't fully grasp how dumb so many people are. That's
why people vote for idiots. Hey, Cuba, I've noticed over
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the years that Trump has disdained for some of the
best Republicans Thomas Massey and Rampaul and Chip Roy, so
on and so forth. This only to celebrate the worst
low tea Republican in Lindsey Graham. Why does Trump attack
the Republicans who care about the success of America in
the Constitution? So on and so forth, says I can
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use his name, my fellow anti communist, Larry Well. Trump
values loyalty to Trump. That's what Trump values. Chip Roy
endorsed Ron De Santis, so he goes instantly from being
a solid rock to on the outs. Thomas Massey did
the same thing. He backed to Santus instantly. Trump hates
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his guts. Lindsey Graham's the biggest rhino in Washington, DC.
Trump to this day does events with him because Lindsey
Graham kisses Trump's But this is part of what has
hurt Trump is It's part of what hurts his hiring
decisions is Trump loves people who kisses rear in instead
of people who tell him hard drews. So he always
ends up surrounded by these snakes and morons who screw
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over his wonderful agenda. The Trump agenda's awesome. What he
wants policy wise is awesome. But he keeps hiring these
butt kissers and losers who.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Screw him over to screw over his own agendas is
what it is.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Ain't nothing going to change, Dear Jesse. You just wondering
if you have a theory on why a lot of
women and girls on dating apps are fat, Well, that's
not very nice. One two fat girls and he'd love too.
A lot of dudes like to wrestle heavyweight that's the
way that goes. Three. Well, they're on there because they
have to be. The dimes don't have to be on
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the dagone app Dear doctor Jesse, can we get a
recap of your many titles and names? Well, Oracle is
because I tend to make these predictions that turn out
to be horrifically right all the time. What, Chris, you
know it's true. It is. Even Jewish producer Chris admitted
it's true. Showgun is just because I view myself as
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more of really a king, really more of a king
and a conquer But I didn't like king, so we
came up with a better title for me, which would
be Shogun, the military Leader of feudal Japan. Showgun. There's
Sombrero Jesse. That's because we did a story on Billy
the Kid and his mentor in crime was Sombrero Jack,
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and I liked that name, and so I thought Sombrero
Jesse would be a good name. You know, it's all
pretty lofty stuff like that. J Steele was because I
didn't like my middle name, so I decided I wanted
my middle name to be Steele. Look, none of these
things are really important. None of these things there wasn't
a lot of thought put into any of them. Really,
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there's not a lot of thought put into this show
at all. It's honestly, that's why this sound, that's why
this goes so well with the show. That's essentially me that, that,
and this. But my focus is just staying focused. Hello, showgun,
I've been inspired to better myself. I'm trying to join
a major fire department. I've done a one eighty in
my life in the past few years. I'm in better shape,
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more confident, i can read the room better. That goes
back to what we were talking about earlier about dudes
trying to man up and whatnot. Anyway, the guy says
being a fireman requires a bold and assertive personality, something
I'm shameful I never had until recently, but better late
than never. I feel I'm getting better as time passes.
With that being said, we would have less weenies and
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mental health days if we had people go through intensive
physical and mental training as they do in fire academies
in the military. How badly do we need more Type
eight people? Look, the truth is, it doesn't matter whether
you're a book nerd or a super athlete. If you're
a man, if you're a dude, it is healthy for
you to go through things that are physically hard, period,
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end of story. Maybe that's football practice, wrestling practice. Maybe
it's basketball practice. Maybe it's the fire department, police department.
Maybe you're going to join the Marines, or I mean,
it depends on which way you go, maybe the Air Force,
whatever you're going to do. Men have to go through
hard things to develop confidence. Going through hard things and
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coming out the other side of survivor is how you
get more confident and assertive. And yes, that's something you
can acquire. Just because that's not who you are now
doesn't mean that's going to be who you are forever. Jesse,
I can sympathize with losing your hair, even though I
have way too much pride to just shave it off
like a real man. I'm just rocking the male pattern
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baldness with grace and dignity. My question is, are you
really losing your hair or is it just fleeing your
head to show up in new and exciting places. For example,
I have found the less hair I have on my head,
the more I have on my shoulders and lower back. Anyway,
I love the show and still respect you, even though
you're taking the coward way out, like you're the heaving
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way of hair loss. His name is Johnny. Okay, I
have to I have to say something about the hair
showing up somewhere else. I was getting my hair cut,
and now obviously she's just really buzzing the whole thing
down and then tries to trim up the beard and
everything because I try to I keep it trimmed and whatnot. No,
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it wasn't my nose here, Chris. No, I don't have
hairs coming out of my friaking nose. No, she's trimming
my hair, and then she just starts in on my eyebrows.
She was doing the knack and the sideburns and making
sure everything's touched up, and then she just grabs a
comb and just starts buzzing the eyebrows. And then she
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starts taking scissors and she's snipping at the eyebrows. And
finally I'm all, what are you doing? She said, Oh,
you didn't want me to get these as if right
when I walked in, she was mortified by the two
large catterp that have grown above my eyes. I've had
many haircuts in my forty two years on this planet.
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Never have I had somebody just starting on my eyebrows
and naturally assume that I would want something done with them.
That has never happened to me before, and apparently it's
something that happens now. And now in the morning, I'll
get out of the shower, you know, been throwing on
some after shave or something, putting on a little deodorant,
and I'll look and they'll be a little just a
stray hair and the eyebrow just kind of hanging down
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or hanging out there, and I'll have to get the scissors.
Only it's a race against time because the wife is
usually home when I get out of the shower, and
you cannot, under any circumstances allow that woman to catch
you doing embarrassing things like snipping a hair off of
your eyebrows. She will mercilessly mock you for such things,
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which is not very nice. So I've got to scramble
out of the shower, and I'm sitting there naked in
front of the mirror, and I see the eyebrow. I
can't lock the bathroom door because then she'll know I'm
doing something like trimming my eyebrows, So I have to
leave it open while looking over my shoulder the entire
time waiting for her to come around the corner. And
she's a tiny little gymnast right, so she doesn't make
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a lot of noise when she comes. What, Chris, I
can't let it grow back now, Chris, See, now this
is the problem I've found. You have to try to
fight back these extra things that happen to you when
you're older, as if it's a barbarian incursion. You have
to try to get it a little at a time.
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If not, your entire society will be overwhelmed and overrun
and you will lose who you are. You can't let
it go. Every day is a battle. Every single day.
I wake up and I do battle with my eyebrows.
Hang on, we have one more segment, what, Chris, we
can make jokes. It's fine, you get that right. The
Jesse Kelly Chef. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On
(30:00):
an asked Doctor Jesse Friday. You know this deser It's
a little long, but it deserves a little rewind, especially
because it's Friday. Thomas Massey going in on Merrick Garland
this week.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Woo Iran Contra was an ongoing investigation and that didn't
stop Congress from getting the answers. And you're getting in
the way of our constitutional duty. You're signing the constitution.
I'm going to cide it. It's our constitutional duty to
do oversight. Now. In that video, that was your answer
to a question to me two years ago when I said,
(30:32):
how many agents or assets of the government were present
on January fifth and January sixth and agitating in the
crowd to go into the capitol, and how many went
into the capitol? Can you answer that now?
Speaker 5 (30:43):
I don't know the answer to that question.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
You don't know how many there were or there were none.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
I don't know the answer to either of those questions.
If there were any. I don't know how many. You've
know whether there are any.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
I think you may have just perjured yourself that you
don't know that there were any to say that again,
that you don't know that there were.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Any personal knowledge of this matter. I think what I
said the last time.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
You've had two years to find out. And today, by
the way, that was in reference to Ray Epps, and
yesterday you indicted him. Isn't that a wonderful coincidence on
a misdemeanor. Meanwhile, you're sending Grandma's to prison. You're putting
people away for twenty years for merely filming. Some people
weren't even there yet. You got the guy on video
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who's saying go into the capitol. He's directing people to
the capitol before the speech ends. He's at the site
of the first breach. You've got all the goods on
in ten videos, and it's an indictment for a misdemeanor.
The American public isn't buying it. I yielded to bounce
of my time to Chairman Jeordian.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
Yeah, I answer the question.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
We'll let the down go ahead.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
But in discovery, in the cases were filed with respectation
over six the Just Department prosecutors provided whatever information they.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
What a snibbling little weasel, all right, before we get
to the emails, I didn't get to. Let's do this.
Let's once again enjoy John Fetterman being bullied.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
This is my iPhone and this is a transcription service
that allows me to fully participate in this meeting and
conversations with my children. I had a stroke about eighteen
months ago, you know, and I have lost my ability
to fully process language.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
And I like to think, oh, you don't say guy was.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
An empathetic person, truly. But until that happened, it I've
raised to a whole different kind of level. And it's
profound to know now that I never really considered that
without this kind of technology, I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
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Speaker 5 (34:01):
Give a headline?
Speaker 7 (34:01):
Why go?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
You know? Do you know the thing? Emails? We didn't
get to Jesse. I think the most important factor in
voting for anyone is whether or not they love this country.
This defines their motivations for everything. What do you think? Oh,
of course no. Love of country is the characteristic that
all of our elites share, and it's the one I
(34:24):
lead with when I talk about it, because it really does.
It governs everything when you get up and immigration. Immigration
is a great example. When you talk about immigration, an
illegal immigration, you want it stopped. Why do you want
it stopped? Because you know that's what's best for your
country and your citizens. That's how you feel about it.
(34:46):
How do they feel about it? Well?
Speaker 7 (34:48):
Here it is when in place policies that process people
in a fair and fast way. Second, we're significantly expanding
legal pathways for entries so businesses can get the workers
they need. Families don't have wait for a decade to
be together. I'm also directed my team to make historic
increase in the number of refugees admitted.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Yeah, dear doctor Love, I'm a twenty year old anti communist.
My dime is half Canadian who was raised in Canada,
but due to the coronavirus tyranny, she lives here in Tennessee. Now.
She's extremely sweet and wonderful to'll be around. However, I'm
struggling with how I can get her to love American history.
She has no interest. It's not an actual issue, but
(35:28):
if I if I could get her to develop a
deep love or appreciation for it, it would be wonderful.
How could I go about that? Do you have any
issue with your wife? Did you have to thank you
for all you do? Uh? I will argue this. If
it's not an issue, then don't make it an issue.
My wife shares almost none of my interests, none, none,
(35:54):
and that's fine. Who cares? Who can look? When I
sit down and I watch TV, which is very rare.
But if I turn on the TV, I watch documentaries,
as you know. If she turns on TV also rare.
She watches trashy reality television and mocks me endlessly for
my documentaries, and I mock her endlessly for her things.
(36:16):
If you're dime, you got yourself a sweet dime from
Canada who loves you, takes care of you, but she
doesn't care about Paul Revere and George Washington. That's not
the end of the world. That's not the end of
the world. Who cares? Oracle of oracles? I understand you're
a huge fan of reliability. Any wheel guns in your collection,
I have a couple, what say you? Wheel gun is
(36:38):
a revolver for people who don't understand guns at all,
And yes I do. Actually before before I moved on
to the Glock nineteen and I've since moved on from
there to the Springfield Hellcat is my concealed carry weapon.
My everyday Carrie was just a little snubnose thirty eight special.
Now I ended up giving that up because of the range.
It's just a little snubnose, so the range is crap.
(37:00):
Only five rounds is a really, really, really big deal
for me. I wanted a lot more than that. That's
why I like the fifteen and the hell Cat. It
but that's a great gun. It's a wonderful gun, great
to conceal, very very very reliable, shoots every time. And
that's why I love wheel guns. I have more than
one of them, because they shoot every single time. You
(37:23):
pick up that thirty eight special fifty years from now,
I could go take that thing and throw it under
my bed. Fifty years from now, pick it up, dust
all over it. All five shots will shoot every single time.
I love me a wheel gun. Dear meat lover, dear meat,
dear mister meat, lover of nutlass pastries. What are your
feelings on pineapple upside down cake? It's disgusting. What are
(37:46):
your thoughts on Romney retiring? The tinfoil hat in me
says he's grabbing a golden parachute hoping to escape scrutiny.
He's retiring because he's already filthy rich, his family's going
to be well taken care of. Policy has moved well
beyond him. People in Utah were getting ready to send
Mitt Romney home Lord willing anyway in the next primary
(38:07):
against Trent's Stags Skags. So good riddance Romney, and good
riddance to my phone in the news because it's officially
the weekend and I'm off work and so are you.
So put your phone down and go enjoy family and
friends and faith this weekend. All our problems will be
here on Monday, I promise. All right, that's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. Is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. Reminding you you
can email the show during the show, Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. Hey Jesse. With Hunter Biden being indicted
for fail any gun charges, do you think the plea
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deal will make the tax of Asian crimes to be
misdemeanors or something else? Or will the system take him
out as a warning to others? This Hunter Biden stuff,
it's created a huge burden for Joe Biden, as you know,
I think it's going to result in Joe Biden announcing
he's not running again. He'll blame it on health or something,
(00:54):
but I think that's what's going to happen. Here's why
they already tried to give Hunter Biden and Joe Biden
the soft landing. They already tried to give him the
sweetheart deal. It's not just that that sweetheart deal blew up.
It blew up very very very publicly. And now because
of the Republican impeachment inquiry, this stuff is going to
(01:14):
get louder in more public and louder in more public. Look,
you see what they're doing to Bob Menendez. Look, Bob
Menendez has been an extremely loyal servant of the system,
very loyal servant. Here's how his morning's go.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I'm announcing that my office has obtained a three count
indictment charging Senator Robert Menendez, his wife Nadine Menendez, and
three New Jersey businessmen, while Hannah Jose Ribe and Fred Davies,
for bribery offenses. The indictment alleges that between twenty eighteen
and twenty twenty two, Senator Menendez, the senior US Senator
(01:54):
from New Jersey and the chairman of the Senate Foreign
Relations Committee, and his wife, Nadine Menendez, engaged in a
corrupt relationship with Hannah Ureba and Dabies. The indictment alleges
that through that relationship, the senator and his wife accepted
hundreds of thousands of dollars of bribes.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Four hundred and eighty thousand dollars found in his home
with gold bars. Okay, so that's what they did to Menendez.
The system will take out, It will take out people
who are holding them back. I think Joe Biden and
Hunter Biden are both in very deep trouble now with
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this Hunter Biden's stuff. Is the system going to still
try to get them off with the soft as landing
is humanly possible? Yes, but I don't know how soft
that landing can be. And here's another question. I don't
know if people are thinking about what if Hunter Biden
testifies against his father? Chris shake his head. No, maybe
(03:01):
you're shaking your head.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Okay, Well, let's analyze what we think. We know, we
know a lot, but this is what we think. Joe
Biden's relationship with his children is not all that fatherly.
Let's just start there. Remember when Joe Biden was sworn
into Congress, they just had this horrible car wreck. His
son was in a cast in a hospital bed. Joe
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Biden had the option of being sworn in anywhere. He
could have been sworn in in the hall of the hospital.
Back in Congress. He made his son, who was in
a cast. You can find a picture of this to
this day, it's still online, laying in a hospital bed.
He made his son put on a suit and got
sworn in over top of his hurt son. For political reasons.
Joe Biden was sworn in over his son who'd just
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been in a severely car wreck and was injured in
a cast in a hospital bed. We have the Hunter
Biden text messages to other people expressing his anger in
disdain that he has to give half of what he
makes to dad, to pop. I think is how he
referred to him. This Hunter Biden Joe Biden father's son relationship.
(04:12):
If you have a good one with your father or
your son, or your daughter or something, don't think that
that's the kind of relationship they have. Look the crime
family stuff alone. I don't know about you me. I
have flaws. I have things about me that I wish
(04:32):
were better and different. And every now and then I
find myself asking God, why am I bad at this? Why?
And I'm not talking about mistakes. Oh whoops, I spilled milk.
I mean just a bad person about some things. You
have any of that in your life? If you do,
and you have kids or you're thinking about having kids,
let me tell you something right now, when you love them,
(04:52):
you know what you're desperate for that they don't get
any of your bad stuff. All the horrible things I've
done in my life and bad I've done in my life. Man,
it would break my heart if my sons did any
of that and I thought I was responsible for it
that they got that from me. You want your sons
protected from that. Joe Biden enlisted his entire family in
(05:14):
a political corruption scheme. What kind of a father does
that to his son. So let's just analyze their relationship
that way. Yes, Hunter Biden's been very dependent on Dad
to bail him out of a lot of jams. But
Dad has been dependent on Hunter to be the bag
man for a lot of this bribery stuff. What if
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Hunter Biden testifies against his father to avoid prison. Has
anybody asked that, because you know, that's how it normally works.
If we're dealing with the crime family and it looks
like we are, Remember it's not Hunter Biden's crime family.
He's not the mafia don. He's not the crime boss.
He's the bagman, the guy who is to run back
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and forth with cash in this suitcase and drugs in
this suitcase. Joe Biden is the boss, the bagman. When
the FBI gets their hands on the bagman, back when
they used to solve actual crimes instead of just attacking
pro lifers. When the FBI gets their hands on the bagman,
the bagman tends to roll over on the boss if
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he's facing twenty thirty years in prison, or he can
roll over on dad and look at this from Hunter
Biden's perspective. Let's say they're not exactly the closest family
we know. Hunter Biden's got all these problems. Hunter Biden's
in his fifties. Joe Biden is eighty going on one
hundred and eighty. He's got about two weeks left to
(06:42):
live at this point in time. The way his health
is going, I hope he doesn't, but it's not going well.
He's deteriorating before our eyes. So if you're Hunter Biden
and you get an offer, hey, Hunter, you're looking at
twenty five thirty years in federal prison for your crimes.
(07:03):
When you get out of federal prison, you will be
an eighty some year old man. If you get out
at all, you might die. You can die at that age, obviously,
I'll never see eighty or Hunter, or you can testify
against your father and we'll let you out with a
slap on the wrist. He might have to go to prison,
but hey, he's almost dead anyway. It's fine, you see
(07:25):
what I mean. I'm not saying it's going to happen.
But don't rule out Hunter byen testifying against his own father,
to where Chris said, what's to stop Joe from pardoning him? Oh?
Nothing nothing. Hunter would probably demand it. That's the thing.
If Hunter was offered that plea deal, these dirtball people,
these criminals, that'd probably be the first call he make.
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It'd beat a dad. Hey dad, they offered me a deal,
Tell me you're gonna pardon me, or I'm gonna take it.
That's how these people work. Man, Brother Jesse, you claim
the right is bad at art, that when we divorce,
will have to import art from the dirty commies. First,
artistic inspiration comes from God. We are not perfect, but
the right is certainly more connected to our creator than
(08:07):
the left. Second, and my question is this, do you
think the Kamis have been more prolific artists in the
last hundred years because they use it to deceive? They're
certainly better at propaganda. I guess that's the art. You
think they're better at. Question Mark, He said, keep up
the great work. His name is Heath, all right, I'm
(08:28):
not allowed to say this on the air. What he does, Yes,
she does a cool kind of art, but he doesn't
want me to say it, and saying it for a
living heath what you do is very cool, So I'm
not gonna say it on the air. Do I think
are they better at propaganda? Is that why I think
they're better at art? Okay, they're better at propaganda. Is
that why I think they're better at art? Well, they
(08:49):
are better at propaganda. They use their art for propaganda.
Maybe they're not better at art. Maybe that's the wrong
way I put that. The right doesn't race and push
arts in entertainment the way it should. And I say
that as a person who's not artistic. I have no
skill in this arena. So believe me, I'm not being selfish. Hey,
(09:12):
by my comic book series, like, I can't draw, or sing,
or dance or make movies or any of that others.
I can't do any of those things, although I would
like to star myself in a movie about me, if
we can ever get that done. But anyway, I don't
do any of that. But I know that stuff is
critically important. And I'm the guy you take me in
(09:34):
an art gallery or something. I have no idea what
I'm looking at. I want to stress this. I'm not
an expert I'm not artistic at all. I am the
dumbest piece of white trash in the world. I don't
know music or art or I don't I know you
probably have these skills. I don't have any of these skills.
But I know it's important. I know those things matter.
They matter for a society, and we have neglected that
(09:57):
area on the right. We've allowed them to all the
music and all the movies, and they own all the modeling,
all the makeup. The wife was talking about this the
other day. All these makeup companies the the most vile
piece of commy trash. You can imagine, all of them,
the modeling, makeup lingerie, that all the women's industry stuff
totally owned by the commis. For whatever reason, they own
(10:21):
those industries. And that's a really, really, really bad thing.
We're not done yet. We're not done yet. They have
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an ask doctor Jesse Friday. Remember if you miss any
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and iTunes. I still look, I know it was mean,
I know it was. I still can't believe the fetterman
thing going to the Senate floor and crying about how
mean people have been. When you're a United States Senator,
(12:14):
it's your job to speak to understand. You have many,
many important jobs. If you can't do these things leaves
the guts on these people.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
This is my iPhone and this is a transcription service.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I can't. I'm sorry. I can't bother to let I can't.
I can't read the whole I can't listen to the
whole thing again. Jesse, I know you were a mortar
guy in the Marine Corps. Thank you for your service,
But did you ever want to be a scout sniper?
If you were, what rifle would you use?
Speaker 5 (12:42):
You?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Rock?
Speaker 5 (12:43):
No.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I had a couple buddies who went scout sniper. You
should know the scout sniper guys are super hardcore. Those
guys are elite level Marine Corps scout snipers are elite level.
I was not an elite level marine. I was an
average marine, and I didn't want to be elite level.
Not saying well, I could have done it if I
(13:05):
wanted to. That's not what I'm saying at all. But
I wanted to do. I never wanted to be a lifer.
I always wanted to do four years. I wanted to
do my four years, serve my country, better myself, and
then get out and move on with my life. So
I was never that hardcore type, and it would be
a hardcore type that would be a scout sniper. What
they do is incredible. One thing you may not realize.
(13:26):
One thing I didn't realize till I got to know
a bunch of those guys is this. We are fascinated
by how they shoot because they shoot really well. It's incredible.
The shots these guys make, it's amazing. But you talk
to these guys about all the schools they go through
and everything, they'll tell you the shooting parts, the easy part,
the hard parts, everything else. It's all the endless running
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and land navigation and concealment, staying out of sight. And
it's the hard part, the hard parts, of the non
sexy parts that don't involve pulling the trigger. About that,
that's sniping, If that's something you're interested as a young man.
Not that I'm an expert in it. I'm not a
long gunner, but sniping is one of those things man
(14:09):
it's extremely cool. But it's not. It's not the part
you see in the movies. It's not you you're just
laying there, pruned out, looking down the scope, ready to
squeeze the trigger. It's all the things you had to
do to get yourself into that position first that matter.
And then while you're in that position, patiently waiting for
(14:32):
the shot, while also coming up with the way to
get out of that position once you take that shot
and die. That is so much of what they do again,
not me. I'm not one of those super ninja types,
never claimed to be, never would. But those dudes are studs. Jesse.
I'm curious about something. What did you score on the ASVAB.
That was an eighty seven on the ASVAB, doctor Jesse.
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If you were to travel outside the country and become
a passport bro to find your dime, which country would
you go to? The Philippines, Columbia, somewhere in Europe. Oh man,
that's a tough Don't say Canada, Chris, You know what,
that's not necessary. That's that she was born. My wife
was born in America, Okay, and her family all Americans.
(15:18):
They had to go to Canada for a while when
she was a kid for her dad's work. She's not Canadian, Okay,
she's American. Setting aside Chris's ridiculous insults, Where would I
go if I didn't have one? Where would I go
to find a foreign bride? Has to be a foreign bride? Huh? Philippines?
(15:38):
I mean Asian chicks are hot. Uh. I'm gonna say
something and it's gonna come. It's gonna everyone's gonna roll
their eyes. But I'm just gonna say it. Anyway. I
shouldn't say this because I'm gonna get made fun of.
Everyone's gonna be mean to me. Jesse at jesse kellyshow
dot com. If I was going foreign bride shopping, I
(15:59):
would probably consider the food as well.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Now, hear me out, hear me out.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Like you mentioned the Philippines, I have no problem with
some Filipino dime. Filipino chicks are not I'm not. I'm
not that into various Asian foods. I don't hate them.
They all eat lo made or chicken fried rice and
that stuff. But I remember in Thailand some of that
stuff was really gross. What Chris see, that's gonna be
(16:27):
a problem too. Chris brought up Indian a chick from India,
not you know, command chi or something like that, a
chick from India, Indian chicks or dimes man. I don't
like that curry. I don't like the food. I don't
like the food. I don't like the food. Okay, Like
you even mentioned somewhere in Europe. When I go somewhere
in Europe and immediately you're thinking, do I want some
(16:50):
six foot tall Swedish chick or something like that. Can
you imagine our kids, they'd be huge, they'd all be
professional athletes, or a German chick or something like that
or that stuff. I could see that, I could definitely
see that. But Latin America the food.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
I know why you're not supposed to make these decisions
based on the food, But if you're going wife shopping
in a foreign land, I don't think that's unreasonable to
think about the food options she's bringing.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
To the table. And if I have to go, if
I have to choose between some.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
Filipino dime and yeah, she's really hot, she's Asian and
she's hot, but I'm gonna get her fried rice recipe.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
And I don't mind fried rice, right, I like chicken
fried rice and trim fried ice, and I'm gonna get
her fried rice recipe or Consuela from Colombia's gonna make
comade tortillas and the chorizo. I don't. It's gonna be
really hard not to go with one of the Latin
American chicks. I would say, Now, as long as we're
making offensive stereotypes, I will say the temper is a
(17:55):
concern for Mexican chick, cube In chicks, Columbian chicks, that
temper is mate. That temper might be a difference maker.
You might have to feel out that process a little bit,
do a little dating in Columbia first before you actually
put a ring on her finger. Some of those chicks
are spicy. You know what else is spicy? Inflation not
(18:18):
very good and fact we're probably a bit of trouble.
Do you have Oxford Gold Group gold or silver? You
know you can be Look, you have two choices. The
way I look at it, we have to have precious metals.
So here's what you can do. You can call Oxford
Gold Group and purchase gold and silver coins that you
(18:41):
can use to bail you out of a jam one day.
Or you can become a US senator like Bob Menendez,
and have gold bars delivered to your home. I personally
would go with the Oxford Gold route. That way, the
FBI is never going to kick in your front door
to steal your gold bars. But look, become a US
(19:01):
senator and get the gold bars from a corrupt Egypt businessman,
or call Oxford Gold Group and just legally purchase them
and have them delivered to your home. I don't care
which route you go, but please pick one of the
two Menendez gold bars from Egypt, Oxford Gold, Gold and
Silver that are actually legal. Probably would go with the
Oxford Gold, but that's your call. Eight three three nine
(19:24):
nine five Gold. Tell them Jesse, not Bob Menendez told
you to call eight three three nine nine five Gold,
Oxford Gold Group, Truth attitude. Jesse Kelly. It is the
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(19:45):
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traditional Catholics are violent extremists? Yes? Or no?
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Let me answer what you've said in that long list
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Of those guys, just you and me. Do you want
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Speaker 5 (20:24):
I ask you, do you agree that traditional Catholics are
violent extremists? I have no idea what your what the
traditional means here?
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Why do people vote for idiots? Well, because people are idiots. Look,
I don't even say that. I'm not trying to be mean. Actually,
when I say that a lot of people are morons, no,
I'm not not mean, Chris, I was being honest. A
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lot of people are complete and utter morons. They're really stupid,
and they vote for stupid reasons, and they vote for
stupid people. People can be very stupid. You someone who
seeks out information and bones up on the issues, you
don't fully grasp how dumb so many people are. That's
why people vote for idiots. Hey, Cuba, I've noticed over
(22:07):
the years that Trump has disdained for some of the
best Republicans Thomas Massey and Rampaul and Chip Roy, so
on and so forth. This only to celebrate the worst
low tea Republican in Lindsey Graham. Why does Trump attack
the Republicans who care about the success of America in
the Constitution? So on and so forth, says I can
(22:28):
use his name, my fellow anti communist, Larry Well. Trump
values loyalty to Trump. That's what Trump values. Chip Roy
endorsed Ron De Santis, so he goes instantly from being
a solid rock to on the outs. Thomas Massey did
the same thing. He backed to Santus instantly. Trump hates
(22:48):
his guts. Lindsey Graham's the biggest rhino in Washington, DC.
Trump to this day does events with him because Lindsey
Graham kisses Trump's But this is part of what has
hurt Trump is It's part of what hurts his hiring
decisions is Trump loves people who kisses rear in instead
of people who tell him hard drews. So he always
ends up surrounded by these snakes and morons who screw
(23:10):
over his wonderful agenda. The Trump agenda's awesome. What he
wants policy wise is awesome. But he keeps hiring these
butt kissers and losers who.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Screw him over to screw over his own agendas is
what it is.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Ain't nothing going to change, Dear Jesse. You just wondering
if you have a theory on why a lot of
women and girls on dating apps are fat, Well, that's
not very nice. One two fat girls and he'd love too.
A lot of dudes like to wrestle heavyweight that's the
way that goes. Three. Well, they're on there because they
have to be. The dimes don't have to be on
(23:44):
the dagone app Dear doctor Jesse, can we get a
recap of your many titles and names? Well, Oracle is
because I tend to make these predictions that turn out
to be horrifically right all the time. What, Chris, you
know it's true. It is. Even Jewish producer Chris admitted
it's true. Showgun is just because I view myself as
(24:07):
more of really a king, really more of a king
and a conquer But I didn't like king, so we
came up with a better title for me, which would
be Shogun, the military Leader of feudal Japan. Showgun. There's
Sombrero Jesse. That's because we did a story on Billy
the Kid and his mentor in crime was Sombrero Jack,
(24:27):
and I liked that name, and so I thought Sombrero
Jesse would be a good name. You know, it's all
pretty lofty stuff like that. J Steele was because I
didn't like my middle name, so I decided I wanted
my middle name to be Steele. Look, none of these
things are really important. None of these things there wasn't
a lot of thought put into any of them. Really,
(24:48):
there's not a lot of thought put into this show
at all. It's honestly, that's why this sound, that's why
this goes so well with the show. That's essentially me that, that,
and this. But my focus is just staying focused. Hello, showgun,
I've been inspired to better myself. I'm trying to join
a major fire department. I've done a one eighty in
my life in the past few years. I'm in better shape,
(25:11):
more confident, i can read the room better. That goes
back to what we were talking about earlier about dudes
trying to man up and whatnot. Anyway, the guy says
being a fireman requires a bold and assertive personality, something
I'm shameful I never had until recently, but better late
than never. I feel I'm getting better as time passes.
With that being said, we would have less weenies and
(25:33):
mental health days if we had people go through intensive
physical and mental training as they do in fire academies
in the military. How badly do we need more Type
eight people? Look, the truth is, it doesn't matter whether
you're a book nerd or a super athlete. If you're
a man, if you're a dude, it is healthy for
you to go through things that are physically hard, period,
(25:57):
end of story. Maybe that's football practice, wrestling practice. Maybe
it's basketball practice. Maybe it's the fire department, police department.
Maybe you're going to join the Marines, or I mean,
it depends on which way you go, maybe the Air Force,
whatever you're going to do. Men have to go through
hard things to develop confidence. Going through hard things and
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coming out the other side of survivor is how you
get more confident and assertive. And yes, that's something you
can acquire. Just because that's not who you are now
doesn't mean that's going to be who you are forever. Jesse,
I can sympathize with losing your hair, even though I
have way too much pride to just shave it off
like a real man. I'm just rocking the male pattern
(26:41):
baldness with grace and dignity. My question is, are you
really losing your hair or is it just fleeing your
head to show up in new and exciting places. For example,
I have found the less hair I have on my head,
the more I have on my shoulders and lower back. Anyway,
I love the show and still respect you, even though
you're taking the coward way out, like you're the heaving
(27:01):
way of hair loss. His name is Johnny. Okay, I
have to I have to say something about the hair
showing up somewhere else. I was getting my hair cut,
and now obviously she's just really buzzing the whole thing
down and then tries to trim up the beard and
everything because I try to I keep it trimmed and whatnot. No,
(27:23):
it wasn't my nose here, Chris. No, I don't have
hairs coming out of my friaking nose. No, she's trimming
my hair, and then she just starts in on my eyebrows.
She was doing the knack and the sideburns and making
sure everything's touched up, and then she just grabs a
comb and just starts buzzing the eyebrows. And then she
(27:46):
starts taking scissors and she's snipping at the eyebrows. And
finally I'm all, what are you doing? She said, Oh,
you didn't want me to get these as if right
when I walked in, she was mortified by the two
large catterp that have grown above my eyes. I've had
many haircuts in my forty two years on this planet.
(28:07):
Never have I had somebody just starting on my eyebrows
and naturally assume that I would want something done with them.
That has never happened to me before, and apparently it's
something that happens now. And now in the morning, I'll
get out of the shower, you know, been throwing on
some after shave or something, putting on a little deodorant,
and I'll look and they'll be a little just a
stray hair and the eyebrow just kind of hanging down
(28:29):
or hanging out there, and I'll have to get the scissors.
Only it's a race against time because the wife is
usually home when I get out of the shower, and
you cannot, under any circumstances allow that woman to catch
you doing embarrassing things like snipping a hair off of
your eyebrows. She will mercilessly mock you for such things,
(28:51):
which is not very nice. So I've got to scramble
out of the shower, and I'm sitting there naked in
front of the mirror, and I see the eyebrow. I
can't lock the bathroom door because then she'll know I'm
doing something like trimming my eyebrows, So I have to
leave it open while looking over my shoulder the entire
time waiting for her to come around the corner. And
she's a tiny little gymnast right, so she doesn't make
(29:13):
a lot of noise when she comes. What, Chris, I
can't let it grow back now, Chris, See, now this
is the problem I've found. You have to try to
fight back these extra things that happen to you when
you're older, as if it's a barbarian incursion. You have
to try to get it a little at a time.
(29:36):
If not, your entire society will be overwhelmed and overrun
and you will lose who you are. You can't let
it go. Every day is a battle. Every single day.
I wake up and I do battle with my eyebrows.
Hang on, we have one more segment, what, Chris, we
can make jokes. It's fine, you get that right. The
Jesse Kelly Chef. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On
(30:00):
an asked Doctor Jesse Friday. You know this deser It's
a little long, but it deserves a little rewind, especially
because it's Friday. Thomas Massey going in on Merrick Garland
this week.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Woo Iran Contra was an ongoing investigation and that didn't
stop Congress from getting the answers. And you're getting in
the way of our constitutional duty. You're signing the constitution.
I'm going to cide it. It's our constitutional duty to
do oversight. Now. In that video, that was your answer
to a question to me two years ago when I said,
(30:32):
how many agents or assets of the government were present
on January fifth and January sixth and agitating in the
crowd to go into the capitol, and how many went
into the capitol? Can you answer that now?
Speaker 5 (30:43):
I don't know the answer to that question.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
You don't know how many there were or there were none.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
I don't know the answer to either of those questions.
If there were any. I don't know how many. You've
know whether there are any.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
I think you may have just perjured yourself that you
don't know that there were any to say that again,
that you don't know that there were.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Any personal knowledge of this matter. I think what I
said the last time.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
You've had two years to find out. And today, by
the way, that was in reference to Ray Epps, and
yesterday you indicted him. Isn't that a wonderful coincidence on
a misdemeanor. Meanwhile, you're sending Grandma's to prison. You're putting
people away for twenty years for merely filming. Some people
weren't even there yet. You got the guy on video
(31:26):
who's saying go into the capitol. He's directing people to
the capitol before the speech ends. He's at the site
of the first breach. You've got all the goods on
in ten videos, and it's an indictment for a misdemeanor.
The American public isn't buying it. I yielded to bounce
of my time to Chairman Jeordian.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
Yeah, I answer the question.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
We'll let the down go ahead.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
But in discovery, in the cases were filed with respectation
over six the Just Department prosecutors provided whatever information they.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
What a snibbling little weasel, all right, before we get
to the emails, I didn't get to. Let's do this.
Let's once again enjoy John Fetterman being bullied.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
This is my iPhone and this is a transcription service
that allows me to fully participate in this meeting and
conversations with my children. I had a stroke about eighteen
months ago, you know, and I have lost my ability
to fully process language.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
And I like to think, oh, you don't say guy was.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
An empathetic person, truly. But until that happened, it I've
raised to a whole different kind of level. And it's
profound to know now that I never really considered that
without this kind of technology, I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
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Speaker 5 (34:01):
Give a headline?
Speaker 7 (34:01):
Why go?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
You know? Do you know the thing? Emails? We didn't
get to Jesse. I think the most important factor in
voting for anyone is whether or not they love this country.
This defines their motivations for everything. What do you think? Oh,
of course no. Love of country is the characteristic that
all of our elites share, and it's the one I
(34:24):
lead with when I talk about it, because it really does.
It governs everything when you get up and immigration. Immigration
is a great example. When you talk about immigration, an
illegal immigration, you want it stopped. Why do you want
it stopped? Because you know that's what's best for your
country and your citizens. That's how you feel about it.
(34:46):
How do they feel about it? Well?
Speaker 7 (34:48):
Here it is when in place policies that process people
in a fair and fast way. Second, we're significantly expanding
legal pathways for entries so businesses can get the workers
they need. Families don't have wait for a decade to
be together. I'm also directed my team to make historic
increase in the number of refugees admitted.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Yeah, dear doctor Love, I'm a twenty year old anti communist.
My dime is half Canadian who was raised in Canada,
but due to the coronavirus tyranny, she lives here in Tennessee. Now.
She's extremely sweet and wonderful to'll be around. However, I'm
struggling with how I can get her to love American history.
She has no interest. It's not an actual issue, but
(35:28):
if I if I could get her to develop a
deep love or appreciation for it, it would be wonderful.
How could I go about that? Do you have any
issue with your wife? Did you have to thank you
for all you do? Uh? I will argue this. If
it's not an issue, then don't make it an issue.
My wife shares almost none of my interests, none, none,
(35:54):
and that's fine. Who cares? Who can look? When I
sit down and I watch TV, which is very rare.
But if I turn on the TV, I watch documentaries,
as you know. If she turns on TV also rare.
She watches trashy reality television and mocks me endlessly for
my documentaries, and I mock her endlessly for her things.
(36:16):
If you're dime, you got yourself a sweet dime from
Canada who loves you, takes care of you, but she
doesn't care about Paul Revere and George Washington. That's not
the end of the world. That's not the end of
the world. Who cares? Oracle of oracles? I understand you're
a huge fan of reliability. Any wheel guns in your collection,
I have a couple, what say you? Wheel gun is
(36:38):
a revolver for people who don't understand guns at all,
And yes I do. Actually before before I moved on
to the Glock nineteen and I've since moved on from
there to the Springfield Hellcat is my concealed carry weapon.
My everyday Carrie was just a little snubnose thirty eight special.
Now I ended up giving that up because of the range.
It's just a little snubnose, so the range is crap.
(37:00):
Only five rounds is a really, really, really big deal
for me. I wanted a lot more than that. That's
why I like the fifteen and the hell Cat. It
but that's a great gun. It's a wonderful gun, great
to conceal, very very very reliable, shoots every time. And
that's why I love wheel guns. I have more than
one of them, because they shoot every single time. You
(37:23):
pick up that thirty eight special fifty years from now,
I could go take that thing and throw it under
my bed. Fifty years from now, pick it up, dust
all over it. All five shots will shoot every single time.
I love me a wheel gun. Dear meat lover, dear meat,
dear mister meat, lover of nutlass pastries. What are your
feelings on pineapple upside down cake? It's disgusting. What are
(37:46):
your thoughts on Romney retiring? The tinfoil hat in me
says he's grabbing a golden parachute hoping to escape scrutiny.
He's retiring because he's already filthy rich, his family's going
to be well taken care of. Policy has moved well
beyond him. People in Utah were getting ready to send
Mitt Romney home Lord willing anyway in the next primary
(38:07):
against Trent's Stags Skags. So good riddance Romney, and good
riddance to my phone in the news because it's officially
the weekend and I'm off work and so are you.
So put your phone down and go enjoy family and
friends and faith this weekend. All our problems will be
here on Monday, I promise. All right, that's all
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