September 21, 2023 • 38 mins
Jesse recounts his time on his high school basketball B-team and how they made his coach quit for being so bad. Disney wants to quiet the noise on the culture war. The only reason you would want mail-in voting is to make it easier to cheat. The next weapon of war? Free speech. FBI agent, Elvis Chan decided to flee the country after being subpoenaed. A PSA to the Disney generation. Why Texas won't go blue.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show. Reminding you tomorrows and asked doctor Jesse Friday.
The entire show, we are going to be tackling your questions,
whatever you ask, whatever you email into Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. Let's finish up this Disney stuff in
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case you're just down joining us. Disney CEO came out
said they want to quiet the noise in the Culture Wars,
and we're talking about how communists use your values against you.
And one of the main things they love to do
is while when they get caught doing their terrible things,
when they get caught trying to destroy everything you love,
they freak out and make a bunch of noise and
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act like you're the one who's making the noise, and
then they say, well, I just want things to calm down.
That's exactly what you're seeing out of Disney. Disney announcing
they want to quiet the noise in the Culture Wars
is not Disney announcing they're going to start making family
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friendly films once again, with normal nuclear families and good
guys and bad guys and heroes and villains and you know,
normal things. You notice they didn't make that announcement at all.
What they announced was they wanted to quiet the noise
in the culture war. Meaning what they announced was you
need to shut up. You see, Disney is not tired
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of pushing endless rainbow filth on your child. Disney isn't
at all exhausted by men dressed up as Disney princesses
trying to sell you merchandise in the stores. Disney is
not exhausted with their show after show after show talking
about how evil and racist America and white people are.
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They're not tired of any of that. What they're tired
of is you noticing. They're tired of you noticing. They're
tired of you saying something. They're tired of you not
going to the park. They're tired of you not going
to the movies. They're sick and tired of you figuring
out what they're doing. Why can't you just let them
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destroy every part of our culture and peace? And so
they make these announcements that they want to quiet the
noise in the culture War, But the announcements don't mean
anything because they're not followed by anything. Meaningful at all.
That's what these people do. All right. So this just
came out a little bit ago, but well, I guess
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I guess it makes it breaking news. It's journalist Jesse.
There's just no one better. We love Jesse. He's the best. Yessie,
Please kiss my baby, Yes, Jeff, see Jessey, Jessey Jesse.
Let's have just a brief talk about election cheating. Ken
Paxton is the attorney general of the state of Texas.
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If you're not in Texas, you don't know that. But
people who are in Texas know that he's the He's
very much one of us. Good guy Ken Paxton, Attorney
General of Texas. They just tried to impeach the guy
and remove him from office. He's now making the rounds
doing a sit down with Tucker Carlson and other people.
And Ken Paxton really made some waves just a hour
or two ago when Ken Paxton came out and said, hey,
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they stole the twenty twenty election or twenty twenty election
with the ballots that came in overnight. And now everyone
is screaming about that. What's he talking about? That's a
conspiracy theory. It's ridiculous. What's this, what's that? And here's
the thing about election cheating. You know my thoughts on it.
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I've explained them a thousand times over. In case you're
just new to the show, allow me to explain them briefly.
My thoughts on election cheating are this. They happen all
the time, especially in blue areas. Democrats have been cheating
in elections since Tammany Hall. In the twenty twenty election,
they had more opportunity to cheat than they ever had
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before because of our insane COVID policies. We were mailing
out ballots to everyone under the sun, and so of
course they cheated more than they ever have before. That
seems very obvious to me. I don't understand the people
who swear that didn't happen, but whatever. Anyway, that's my
stance on it. One thing that blows me away, though,
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because I don't care what your stance on cheating is,
whether they cheated in the election, whether they didn't, whether
it was rampant, I mean, they were printing new ballots
and they hacked the voting machines, or whether you're one
of these people that says no, no, there was no cheating.
Maybe a voter or two here, but it was all
on the up and up wherever you fall in that
is fine. But what I'll never understand is when people
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on the right will say things like Democrats don't cheat
or there was no cheating at all. Democrat Governor Kathy
Hoko of New York City just signed a bill expanding
voting by mail. Right after Joe Biden won the presidency,
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Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats tried to pass h R one,
which was essentially voting by mail for everyone all the time.
If you're not cheating, why are you so interested in
voting by mail? What exactly is the reasoning? Do keep
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in mind civilized countries modern countries around the world have
banned any mail in voting. It's not allowed period, like France,
many many others. There are many others. You are not
allowed to vote by mail, and they have it written down.
You can go look it up. They say, no, that's
ripe for cheating. So if you say Democrats don't cheat,
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they don't cheat in elections, Oh, that's a conspiracy theory.
Then why do Democrats love mail in voting so much
and hate showing ID to vote? That's honestly, sometimes the
willful naivete of people on our side floors me. Look,
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if you don't believe the election cheating was that bad
in twenty twenty, that's fine. That's a totally reasonable position,
because we're never going to get all the answers on everything.
That's fine. I don't bind you take whatever position you want.
If you say Democrats don't cheat and won't cheat and
don't have plans to massively cheat, then I have to
ask you to provide for me a detailed explanation why
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Democrats don't you'd have to show an ID and want
you to be able to mail in a ballot from
your home? Anybody, anyone, nothing. Huh. There's only one reason
you'd want those things. The only reason you would want
everyone to be able to mail in a ballot and
no one to be able to show ID is because
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you not only cheat, you intend to do a lot
more of it. Those are That's the only reason. There's
not a second reason the stated policy of Democrats is
no ID and mail invalid balloting. That tells you the
stated policy of Democrats is cheating in elections. All right,
I'm want to get to emails. I want to hit
this really quickly first, So just because it's a little
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bit ugly and we're doing ugly right. We're talking Democrats,
so we're doing ugly right now. Remember I played it
for you a couple of times. Remember what Jerome pal
said about the soft landing.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Always thought that the soft landing was a plausible outcome,
that there was a path really to a soft landing.
I've thought that, and I've said that since we lifted off.
It's also possible that the path is narrowed and it's widened. Apparently,
ultimately this may be decided by factors that are outside
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are controlled.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, there's a part of global inflation that some people
I shouldn't say people aren't seeing coming because people are
bringing it up. But a lot of people aren't seeing
it coming. You see. They're scared to death of inflation.
They can't control it. They printed too much money, borrowed
too much money during COVID, they cannot control it. It's
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running out of control, and they know it's nation ending
stuff if it gets out of control. And so they're
trying to raise interest rates. But okay, we didn't raise
them this time, but we're probably going to raise them
next time. That's what they just did. There's another factor
in it that's going to be caused by the Communists,
and it's coming the price of oil. Remember, the global
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price of oil is critical to the value of currency
and to whether or not nations go into recessions. It
just is. Energy is such a gigantic part of everyone's economy.
You need energy prices to remain low. Well, the Communists
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have been declaring war on the energy that works for
quite some time. That war got massively ramped up since
Joe Biden became president. Now I'm staring at an article
that says global inflation fears as oil price rises towards
one hundred dollars a barrel. You see, declaring war on
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oil and gas. It does much more than just starve
a bunch of people to death. It's going to bankrupt
us all as well. Economies, not just ours, across the
globe are reliant on cheap energy. Wrap your mind around
this little scenario that is very possible. In fact, some
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would say it's likely. Wrap your mind around winter coming
and it being a bad one this year, and people
needing more energy than they've ever needed to keep their
homes warm at a time when energy is more expensive
and less available than it has been in quite some time.
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Where does that take us? No place? Good? Will put
it to you that way, all right, we have to
get to some emails, the FBI training miners. We have
to get to you. Me and needing that little nudge.
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did I ever tell you the story about the time
we drove somebody from youth coaching forever when I was
a kid. I tell you about that responsible for him quitting.
Oh okay, so you podcast listeners won't Sorry, it's the
Jesse Kelly Show. We're going to sidetracked here real quickly.
The podcast listeners won't know that Chris just played kisses
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I want to rock and roll all night and party
every day. We were played that song coming back in
You know that, uh want to rock and roll all
not man, my voice is so on point and party
every day. Look at it, man, My voice is so
Mela fluis or something. What do they call my voice?
Chris malignant? As I have such a malignant voice anyway,
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So that's the song he played coming back in here.
I'll tell you attal quick story. Now let's go back
to Jesse being a little snot in high school. It's
Jesse's sophomore year of high school. Right. I've played basketball
my entire life. My dad played basketball on a college scholarship,
so he's he had football scholarship offers too, one of
these superstar as fleet types. Don't you hate people like that?
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And then of course he wanted me to be an athlete,
and boy was he disappointed. But I played, you know, baseball,
basketball forever I played. I just wanted any good, but
I played, played forever. I get to hold my own,
I'll put it to you that way, I can hold
my own. But I was lazy, and I didn't love it,
didn't practice, didn't love it. So sophomore year comes along
from basketball and they have what's called the A team,
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the good players, and they have the B team. Now
they still have tryouts and a bunch of guys got cut.
But I made the B team. I made the team.
After you make the team, they decide who's gonna be
on the A team who's going to be on the
B team. And to add insult to injury, the B
team you don't even travel with the A team and
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play the games the A team plays, or in the
games you don't even play the teams. They find these
really low end, tiny, crappy schools and they throw you
on some crappy school bus and it's Montana. Everything's far away.
You drive two three hours on a Friday, and you
scope in some gym with four people in the stands.
Even the other players' parents don't show up. You just
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show up and you play basketball. But wait, it's actually
worse than that. We sucked. Now. I don't know whether
you've ever been part of a sports team that was
great or one that was terrible. I've been part of both,
and let me be clear, the great one I was
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not like a major contributing factor. But again I said,
I played basketball forever. All my friends were all basketball players,
well most of them were basketball players, and I got
a bunch of guys who are really, really good. I
remember one summer league we played in. We just dominated everybody.
We just crushed everyone by thirty forty points. And I
remember what that was like. I've going somewhere with this.
Just stay with me. I remember what it was like
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where and this was a big time tournament. We just assumed,
we knew we were going to win every game. That
was a given. How many points would you score? How
many would we win?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
By?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Are we going to this? So we hey, should we
run this play? I love that play. That's a fun
play to what you would find yourself assuming you were
going to win, and then acting like you were going
to win. And we kept winning, well, the same thing, sadly,
and this applies to all of us, what not. Just
sports momentum is a powerful thing, right, So when you're winning,
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you feel like you'd keep winning, the same thing happens
when you're losing. Our B team was terrible, and we
would show up with these small gyms, driving in some
crappy school bus all night, cold in the Montana. It's Montana,
it's freezing. Basketball is in winter sport. And you just
go and you just get pounded, and then you get
back on the bus and you go, and then you
get demolished again the next week. Then you get back
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on the bus and get blown out again the next week,
and it's really really difficult. We were towards the end
of our season sophomore year, this is my last season.
I quit. I refuse to play after this year anymore.
The high school coach was furious. But my sophomore year
was my last year. I gave it up. It's a
really stupid thing to do. I should know, but I
gave it up. We're on our last road game with
the season and we're coming home. It was an hour
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and a half home and we had just gotten blown
out again. Only now that thing happened, and this happens.
I can't speak for everybody, but I can tell you
for dudes, you can go into a bad place in
your life where you act like you're embracing and celebrating
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what's bad you ever. Have you ever done this in
your life? I bet you have. It's human nature, right.
You're too fat. You make jokes about it all the
time with your friends, you laugh about it. I love
being fat. I wouldn't be skinny for the world. You know,
you're out of work, you're stressed about it, you're tired
of being broke, you're poor. But then what do you
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do when you get with your boys. You brag to
them about it. Man, I don't know about you. Sorry
about your job. I was chilling all day. You're not
really proud, but you find yourself bragging about something you're
ashamed of. That's about where we were by the end
of that basketball season, and that song I Want to
Rock and Roll All Night by Kiss comes on the
radio in the bus, and I actually forget about the radio.
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I think it was somebody. It was somebody's CD. I
know it was someone in CD because of how the
story goes, the bus had a CD player. Someone had
a CD. Kids, We put music on those and you
should play music off anyway, someone had it on a
CD and we put in the song and we just
proceeded for an hour and a half to sing that
song the entire team on repeat, over and over and
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over again, just laughing, how about how bad we sucked,
and pretending like we were having the time of our
lives getting blown out every single game. And this was
towards the end of the season, almost the end of
the season. Our coach sat in the front of the
bus the whole time, quietly as we were singing over
and over again. He quit basketball after that coaching period.
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No more use sports coaching for him, So future generations,
I apologize you did not get him as a basketball coach.
It appears there were some annoying high school kids somewhere
along the way who made him feel like the job
wasn't quite worth it anymore. All right, back to the news.
Before we get to the news, let's get to your dog.
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Let's get to health. You see, you don't eat fast
food every meal, do you now? I eat fast food,
but even I don't eat it every meal. I would
love to, don't get wrong. I love that fast food
double cheeseburger, fries, some seasoned curlies maybe, but I don't
eat it every meal because there's no nutrition in it.
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It's all empty calories. I tell you about rough Greens
because you're giving your dog fast food every meal. With
his dog food, it's empty calories. It's dead food. There's
no nutrition in it. It's dead. There is nutrition in
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They live and die for it. Two. The difference you're
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com slash Jesse. We'll be back, Get the Care for
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The Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. Remember, get your
ask Doctor Jesse. Questions for tomorrow emailed in right now
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Fifth lawsuit filed in
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the US against medical transition of minors. I'm not going
to spend much time on this. It just I don't
want to say heartbreaking, but man, I don't know that
there's another way to describe how many young people out
there have been preyed upon by a very evil system.
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Evil weak pathetic parents, evil teachers, evil counselors, evil psychiatrists,
evil doctors. How many young people are having their bodies
physically mangled and mutilated now? Who are going to wake
up very soon? It's not like it's taking these people
along to come around. They're going to wake up very
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soon one day and realize they have been altered permanently
and they don't want it. How horrible is that? I
think about that story that Chloe Cole, she's one of
the famous activists out there now, young lady, honestly a
really pretty young lady too, And I don't know why
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that makes the story more heartbreaking. You can tell, at
least I can. Looking at Chloe Cole is a pretty girl.
It could be a really really beautiful girls that out
of line, Christy Michael, that's that's probably yeah. And instead
as a young teenage girl manipulated by everybody in her life,
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and she gives this testimony where she talks about how
she had her breasts removed and she had all these
things done to her, and how she'll never be able
to nurse a child now, and just how heartbroken she is.
What an evil industry, What a remarkably evil industry. Speaking
of evil, I'm gonna play you something. This is. This
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took place at the un This was that former PM
of New Zealand, Jesinda r Dern is her name. Listen
to this and just know this is how all the
people who run the West think now as.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Leader, as we rightly consume that even the most light
touch approaches to disinformation could be misinterpreted as being hostile
to the values of free speech that we value so highly.
But while I cannot tell you today what the answer
is to this challenge, I can say with complete certainty
that we cannot ignore it. To do so, poses an
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equal threat to the norms we all value. But we
have an opportunity here to ensure that these particular weapons
of war do not become an established part of warfare.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Weapons of war, the misinformation, the disinformation. You know what
she's talking about. You know who she's talking about, right?
You get that that she's talking about you? And yes, Chris,
I agree, the accent is hot, but that's not what
we're talking about right now. We're talking about something else.
She just described you and your freedoms, you saying whatever
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you want? What are you going to disagree about the vaccine?
She just described you as a weapon of war.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
As leaders, we rightly concerned that even the most light
touch approaches to disinformation could be misinterpreted as being hostile
to values of free speech that we value so highly.
But while I cannot tell you today what the answer
is to this challenge, I can say with complete certainty
that we cannot ignore it. To do so poses an
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equal threat to the norms we all value. But we
have an opportunity here to ensure that these particular weapons
of war do not become an established part of warfare.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Weapons of war? What do you mean? I ruined it? Chris,
I didn't ruin anything. That's exactly what she sounded like.
You don't know how to speak New Zealand. I've been
speaking New Zealand for quite some time. The weapons of
warmte what Chris Gosh so useless? Dear, his most honorable
majesty Hamburger hero, as this gen xer did in high
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school sports, and as you most likely did while serving
our country. Is it important that you gen z Jena
suns learn how to shower communally with their classmates and
other guys? Or is it or is it time for
this practice of communal showering to end? He said, I
can say his name. His name is coach. See these
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are the ask doctor Jesse, questions that make Friday so great.
I just chose to tackle this one today as a
I mean, what a great question. Isn't it communal showering?
Kind of a bit weird? Right? Why are all the
dudes here in the shower naked together showering? Well, it's
obvious why. Space reasons, time reasons, practice is over, pe,
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class is over. Hit the showers. You don't want to
be a smelly, nelly shower your body, go get dressed.
What do we think about traditions like this. I actually
have this theory on life, and I mean this all
the way. I believe for men. I cannot speak for women.
I won't speak for women here, but I believe for men,
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time spent, especially as a young man, around other dudes
in a dude environment is more important than anything you
learn in class in school. Well, and that doesn't have
to be sports. Keep in mind, not everyone's on the
sports team. It can be sports. Yes, that's a great example.
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It can be freaking bann. Maybe you're on the chess team.
Maybe you're into hunting, shooting, racing. If you're a young dude,
do you spend time around other young dudes in an
all dude environment. Here's why I say it's valuable. As
a dude. You have to learn how to work a room.
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You have to learn how to read other people read,
other dudes read situations. You have to learn how to
overcome adversity. You have to learn how to compete with
other dudes. You have to learn how to be a winner.
You have to learn how to be a loser. You
have to learn so many And I know you asked
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about communal showering, maybe just maybe the complete and utter
humiliation of getting all naked in front of other dudes
and showering off. That wears off really quickly when you
get in that locker room environment. Maybe that's a healthy thing. Granted,
we didn't do a ton of that in the Marines,
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just because it wasn't the Air Force, but there was
some of it. And I still remember this one time
we were up at I remember it like it was yesterday.
We were up at summer Bridgeport. We were doing mountain
We were doing mountain warfare training, which was actually really cool,
really horrible in a lot of ways. Of course, the
Marine Corps is gonna make it miserable as possible, but
really cool in a lot of ways. They teach you
out a rock climb and we're repelling off of cliffs
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and all kinds of cool stuff like that. And of
course you do cool stuff like that, and then the
Marines will just make you go get in the creek
that's freezing just so you can your body can go numb,
and you'll you'll be in pain. Anyway, we did this
summer Bridgeport, and I remember at one point in time
we had to hit the showers. We just got done
PTA and all these classes that day, all these survival
classes and stuff, and one of my buddies he thought
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it would be hilarious as a joke to freak everyone out.
He stood at the entrance to the shower and slapped
everyone's butt on the way inside. He almost got knocked
out a couple of times that he ended up being
not very safe and he had to leave that situation.
But hey, maybe it is. Maybe it's what it's just.
Maybe it's part of growing up. I don't know. I
don't think it's necessary, but probably not something that's going away. Look,
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it is something to bring up though. Now, how horrible
is it for these chicks In these chicks sports they
have to shower with dudes because of the training dudes.
Think about that. You know that swimmer chick, Riley Gaines,
she was swimming for the University of Kentucky. You've seen her,
that blonde, I've interviewed her on TV. Seems like a
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really wonderful person. That dime who was on the swim team.
Think about a bunch of dimes on the swim team
in college having to go into college they have to
shower too, and having to sh stripped down and hit
the showers in front of a dude, a dude with
everything still attached to him? Yeah me, how crazy is that?
Almost as crazy as an FBI agent fleeing the country.
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This is from the Daily Caller. Jim Jordan issues second
subpoena to FBI agent who fled the country after the
interview fell through. You know the FBI agent I've been
telling you who needs to be in prison for decades,
Elvis Chan. You know the name Elvis Chan. You listen
to this show, you know who Elvis Chan is. Well,
thankfully the low TGP is finally figuring out this human
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being needs to go to prison. They subpoena and is
a subpoenat him, and he bailed on the country. Gosh,
because that doesn't show you what we're dealing with. All right,
maybe another email or two headlines I didn't get to
before we leave. We need first to have a heart
to heart conversation about my meat. I would like you
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is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse
Kelly Show. Just the reminder kids don't do drugs. Biden
at the moment, looking extremely old and frail, do you
think we may see Donald Trump back in the White House.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
Unfortunately, Yes, uh, I mean.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Tell me gets arrested. Ozzy Osbourne sounding as sharp as ever. Also,
don't forget about the frogs in the water.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
You know that old story about the two frogs and
the Okay, so here, you're a good storyteller. I'm gonna
tell you a good story. So two frogs and two pots
of water.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
I love That's sorry, I gotta posit real quick. I
love hell Dome when she feels like I'm gonna start
it over. When she feels like she's got some money story,
there's something really funny. She gets super giddy about it,
only it never delivers on it. And you know, you've
had stories like that in the past. Maybe something funny
(31:11):
happened to you, something terrible happened to you, something great
happen to you, and you're dying to share it with
friends or family, and you get really excited about it.
That's what Dome gets like all the time with the
lamest stories in the world. Listen how excited she is. Oh,
you tell stories. Now I get to tell a banger.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
You know that old story about the two frogs and
the pots of water, Okay, so here, you're a good storyteller,
I'm gonna tell you a good story. So two frogs
and two pots of water. So in one pot of water,
you drop the frog in and you slowly turn up
the heat, and that frog will be like, oh, it's
getting warm in here. And then that water starts to
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boil and that frog perishes.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
And the other pot of water, you turn up the
heat to the point it's boiling, you drop the frog
in it. They'll jump right out.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Let's not be that first frog boom. I think we
all know she knows what she's talking about. All right, Well,
the one thing I didn't play for you was Corey Bush,
that communist. Remember there were a bunch of Antifa communists
down in Atlanta. They were shooting at cops. Keep in
mind who she's defending here. They are the people who
(32:21):
were shooting at the cops. They try to ambush a
bunch of cops.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
And constitutional gender equality for all. Finally, I cannot overstate
how shocked I am by the targeting of protesters who
opposed the construction of the Atlanta Public Safety Training Center
or COPS City, And I urge the department to investigate
these obvious violations of civil rights.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Yeah, anyway, two things really quickly. One, there's a story
out of Colorado about a moose stomping and headbutting a
woman and her dog. Don't worry, Chris, she lived. That's
why I'm telling you the story, this story that what
I'm about to say doesn't apply to this story because
the woman was just out walking her dog. This is
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just yet another story that I can use to once
again inform the Disney generation that animals do not talk.
They don't sing, they don't dance, they don't hug each other,
they don't cry. Even they don't cry, and then no
tears are coming down their face. And I know they
(33:24):
look big and fluffy and gudly, but they're actually very
very dangerous. So please please stay away from the wild animals. Please,
I beg you stay away from the wild animals. All right, now,
two things I said there were two things. Second thing,
we have to take care of Tunnel to Towers, because
(33:46):
Tunnel to Towers is out there taking care of widows
and orphans. And I just I think it's the most heartbreaking,
horrible thing in the world that these guys get up
and get up every day and they strap it on
and they go out in these jobs where they risk
death every single day, and some of them often far
(34:09):
too often. Now they don't come home, and what's what's
the wife to do, kids to do? He's gone, he's
not coming back. What do you do? Well, Look, Tunnel
to Towers can't bring him back, can't bring her back.
But what they can do is come alongside that family
and help let them know they're not alone. Maybe pay
off a mortgage for them so they don't have to
(34:29):
worry about that. Maybe get them in a community of
other people, you know, Tunnel to Towers building an entire
community for gold star families, fallen first responder families, catastrophically
injured veterans. That's what you're eleven dollars a month. The
Tunnel to Towers does eleven dollars a month. Tumber two
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t dot org care for widows and orphans eleven bucks
a month. Tunnel to Towers. All right, now, let's do
an email before we get to headlines, because there's going
to be a ton of them tomorrow. I can feel it.
Remember you're asked, doctor Jesse, questions have to be emailed
in now. Don't wait till tomorrow, Ask me anything, Jesse
at jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse, Why is Texas always
(35:14):
referenced as the quintessential red state. It's purple at best
and may quite possibly go blue soon. How did Texas
get and keep this false reputation. Well, here's I'll tell
you how they got the reputation. One. Texas isn't going blue.
That's something they've been warning about forever. In Texas isn't
(35:35):
going blue because the people moving here are mostly Republicans.
We have the poll numbers on the people who move
to the state. They move to the state and they
vote read Texas is actually getting redder, not bluer. That said,
our Republicans are pathetic, wishy washy, pathetic, and frankly, most
of them vote like Democrats. That's why our power grid's
failing in this state. So why when we have all
(35:57):
these squishy weeni Republicans here, why is it thought of
as read? Well, here's why I have a story about that.
Quick story. Jan Brewer used to be the governor of Arizona.
No one remembers this, but she was the governor of Arizona,
and as governor of Arizona, she was governor under Barack Obama. Well,
I shouldn't say under that's not right. But he was
(36:19):
president while she was governor. Okay. Jan Brewer was not
a very traditionally conservative governor. She wasn't some hardcore right winger.
She was all about tax increases and stuff like that
during a recession. But Jan Brewer two things went in
her favor. One, Jan Brewer signed an anti illegal immigration
(36:45):
law SB ten seventy if I remember right, it was
the most watered down nothing bill, but she signed it
into law. And then two Barack Obama visited Arizona. And
you might remember this, if not, I promised. The pictures
still on the internet. You can go look it up.
Go look up Jan Brewer Barack Obama finger. No, we're
(37:06):
not talking about one of Barack Obama's dates. We're talking
about Jan Brewer sticking a finger in Barack Obama's face
on the tarmac. You're looking at it right now, aren't you, Chris.
That picture's out there. I'm going somewhere with this. This
is going to come back to Texas. Jan Brewer became
a superstar briefly for the conservative movement. Why because no
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matter your position on the issues, you are instantly lofted,
you're instantly held up to hero status. If you ever
even appear to have that us versus them up yours,
I'll stick it to the man. You don't tell me
what to do. Attitude that turned Jan Brewer for five
(37:56):
minutes into this ultimate hero on the right. Texas. That's
what Texas has. When people picture Texas, they picture all
the cowboy hats and cowboys and guns and pickup trucks
and big churches. And Texas has all that, all kinds
of guns, churches and pickup trucks. It has all that.
(38:19):
The problem is Texas hasn't turned that rebellious spirit into
a better Republican party locally. But they're beginning, all right.
I took way too long at that. So you don't
get headlines today. You have to wait till tomorrow. That's
all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show. Reminding you tomorrows and asked doctor Jesse Friday.
The entire show, we are going to be tackling your questions,
whatever you ask, whatever you email into Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. Let's finish up this Disney stuff in
(00:37):
case you're just down joining us. Disney CEO came out
said they want to quiet the noise in the Culture Wars,
and we're talking about how communists use your values against you.
And one of the main things they love to do
is while when they get caught doing their terrible things,
when they get caught trying to destroy everything you love,
they freak out and make a bunch of noise and
(01:00):
act like you're the one who's making the noise, and
then they say, well, I just want things to calm down.
That's exactly what you're seeing out of Disney. Disney announcing
they want to quiet the noise in the Culture Wars
is not Disney announcing they're going to start making family
(01:20):
friendly films once again, with normal nuclear families and good
guys and bad guys and heroes and villains and you know,
normal things. You notice they didn't make that announcement at all.
What they announced was they wanted to quiet the noise
in the culture war. Meaning what they announced was you
need to shut up. You see, Disney is not tired
(01:44):
of pushing endless rainbow filth on your child. Disney isn't
at all exhausted by men dressed up as Disney princesses
trying to sell you merchandise in the stores. Disney is
not exhausted with their show after show after show talking
about how evil and racist America and white people are.
(02:06):
They're not tired of any of that. What they're tired
of is you noticing. They're tired of you noticing. They're
tired of you saying something. They're tired of you not
going to the park. They're tired of you not going
to the movies. They're sick and tired of you figuring
out what they're doing. Why can't you just let them
(02:26):
destroy every part of our culture and peace? And so
they make these announcements that they want to quiet the
noise in the culture War, But the announcements don't mean
anything because they're not followed by anything. Meaningful at all.
That's what these people do. All right. So this just
came out a little bit ago, but well, I guess
(02:48):
I guess it makes it breaking news. It's journalist Jesse.
There's just no one better. We love Jesse. He's the best. Yessie,
Please kiss my baby, Yes, Jeff, see Jessey, Jessey Jesse.
Let's have just a brief talk about election cheating. Ken
Paxton is the attorney general of the state of Texas.
(03:11):
If you're not in Texas, you don't know that. But
people who are in Texas know that he's the He's
very much one of us. Good guy Ken Paxton, Attorney
General of Texas. They just tried to impeach the guy
and remove him from office. He's now making the rounds
doing a sit down with Tucker Carlson and other people.
And Ken Paxton really made some waves just a hour
or two ago when Ken Paxton came out and said, hey,
(03:35):
they stole the twenty twenty election or twenty twenty election
with the ballots that came in overnight. And now everyone
is screaming about that. What's he talking about? That's a
conspiracy theory. It's ridiculous. What's this, what's that? And here's
the thing about election cheating. You know my thoughts on it.
(03:56):
I've explained them a thousand times over. In case you're
just new to the show, allow me to explain them briefly.
My thoughts on election cheating are this. They happen all
the time, especially in blue areas. Democrats have been cheating
in elections since Tammany Hall. In the twenty twenty election,
they had more opportunity to cheat than they ever had
(04:20):
before because of our insane COVID policies. We were mailing
out ballots to everyone under the sun, and so of
course they cheated more than they ever have before. That
seems very obvious to me. I don't understand the people
who swear that didn't happen, but whatever. Anyway, that's my
stance on it. One thing that blows me away, though,
(04:42):
because I don't care what your stance on cheating is,
whether they cheated in the election, whether they didn't, whether
it was rampant, I mean, they were printing new ballots
and they hacked the voting machines, or whether you're one
of these people that says no, no, there was no cheating.
Maybe a voter or two here, but it was all
on the up and up wherever you fall in that
is fine. But what I'll never understand is when people
(05:07):
on the right will say things like Democrats don't cheat
or there was no cheating at all. Democrat Governor Kathy
Hoko of New York City just signed a bill expanding
voting by mail. Right after Joe Biden won the presidency,
(05:28):
Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats tried to pass h R one,
which was essentially voting by mail for everyone all the time.
If you're not cheating, why are you so interested in
voting by mail? What exactly is the reasoning? Do keep
(05:51):
in mind civilized countries modern countries around the world have
banned any mail in voting. It's not allowed period, like France,
many many others. There are many others. You are not
allowed to vote by mail, and they have it written down.
You can go look it up. They say, no, that's
ripe for cheating. So if you say Democrats don't cheat,
(06:14):
they don't cheat in elections, Oh, that's a conspiracy theory.
Then why do Democrats love mail in voting so much
and hate showing ID to vote? That's honestly, sometimes the
willful naivete of people on our side floors me. Look,
(06:36):
if you don't believe the election cheating was that bad
in twenty twenty, that's fine. That's a totally reasonable position,
because we're never going to get all the answers on everything.
That's fine. I don't bind you take whatever position you want.
If you say Democrats don't cheat and won't cheat and
don't have plans to massively cheat, then I have to
ask you to provide for me a detailed explanation why
(06:59):
Democrats don't you'd have to show an ID and want
you to be able to mail in a ballot from
your home? Anybody, anyone, nothing. Huh. There's only one reason
you'd want those things. The only reason you would want
everyone to be able to mail in a ballot and
no one to be able to show ID is because
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you not only cheat, you intend to do a lot
more of it. Those are That's the only reason. There's
not a second reason the stated policy of Democrats is
no ID and mail invalid balloting. That tells you the
stated policy of Democrats is cheating in elections. All right,
I'm want to get to emails. I want to hit
this really quickly first, So just because it's a little
(07:40):
bit ugly and we're doing ugly right. We're talking Democrats,
so we're doing ugly right now. Remember I played it
for you a couple of times. Remember what Jerome pal
said about the soft landing.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Always thought that the soft landing was a plausible outcome,
that there was a path really to a soft landing.
I've thought that, and I've said that since we lifted off.
It's also possible that the path is narrowed and it's widened. Apparently,
ultimately this may be decided by factors that are outside
(08:10):
are controlled.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, there's a part of global inflation that some people
I shouldn't say people aren't seeing coming because people are
bringing it up. But a lot of people aren't seeing
it coming. You see. They're scared to death of inflation.
They can't control it. They printed too much money, borrowed
too much money during COVID, they cannot control it. It's
(08:33):
running out of control, and they know it's nation ending
stuff if it gets out of control. And so they're
trying to raise interest rates. But okay, we didn't raise
them this time, but we're probably going to raise them
next time. That's what they just did. There's another factor
in it that's going to be caused by the Communists,
and it's coming the price of oil. Remember, the global
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price of oil is critical to the value of currency
and to whether or not nations go into recessions. It
just is. Energy is such a gigantic part of everyone's economy.
You need energy prices to remain low. Well, the Communists
(09:17):
have been declaring war on the energy that works for
quite some time. That war got massively ramped up since
Joe Biden became president. Now I'm staring at an article
that says global inflation fears as oil price rises towards
one hundred dollars a barrel. You see, declaring war on
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oil and gas. It does much more than just starve
a bunch of people to death. It's going to bankrupt
us all as well. Economies, not just ours, across the
globe are reliant on cheap energy. Wrap your mind around
this little scenario that is very possible. In fact, some
(10:02):
would say it's likely. Wrap your mind around winter coming
and it being a bad one this year, and people
needing more energy than they've ever needed to keep their
homes warm at a time when energy is more expensive
and less available than it has been in quite some time.
(10:25):
Where does that take us? No place? Good? Will put
it to you that way, all right, we have to
get to some emails, the FBI training miners. We have
to get to you. Me and needing that little nudge.
Sometimes I when I'm gonna make changes, I will take
a long time to make them because I need a nudge.
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(11:56):
did I ever tell you the story about the time
we drove somebody from youth coaching forever when I was
a kid. I tell you about that responsible for him quitting.
Oh okay, so you podcast listeners won't Sorry, it's the
Jesse Kelly Show. We're going to sidetracked here real quickly.
The podcast listeners won't know that Chris just played kisses
(12:17):
I want to rock and roll all night and party
every day. We were played that song coming back in
You know that, uh want to rock and roll all
not man, my voice is so on point and party
every day. Look at it, man, My voice is so
Mela fluis or something. What do they call my voice?
Chris malignant? As I have such a malignant voice anyway,
(12:39):
So that's the song he played coming back in here.
I'll tell you attal quick story. Now let's go back
to Jesse being a little snot in high school. It's
Jesse's sophomore year of high school. Right. I've played basketball
my entire life. My dad played basketball on a college scholarship,
so he's he had football scholarship offers too, one of
these superstar as fleet types. Don't you hate people like that?
(13:02):
And then of course he wanted me to be an athlete,
and boy was he disappointed. But I played, you know, baseball,
basketball forever I played. I just wanted any good, but
I played, played forever. I get to hold my own,
I'll put it to you that way, I can hold
my own. But I was lazy, and I didn't love it,
didn't practice, didn't love it. So sophomore year comes along
from basketball and they have what's called the A team,
(13:24):
the good players, and they have the B team. Now
they still have tryouts and a bunch of guys got cut.
But I made the B team. I made the team.
After you make the team, they decide who's gonna be
on the A team who's going to be on the
B team. And to add insult to injury, the B
team you don't even travel with the A team and
(13:44):
play the games the A team plays, or in the
games you don't even play the teams. They find these
really low end, tiny, crappy schools and they throw you
on some crappy school bus and it's Montana. Everything's far away.
You drive two three hours on a Friday, and you
scope in some gym with four people in the stands.
Even the other players' parents don't show up. You just
(14:06):
show up and you play basketball. But wait, it's actually
worse than that. We sucked. Now. I don't know whether
you've ever been part of a sports team that was
great or one that was terrible. I've been part of both,
and let me be clear, the great one I was
(14:27):
not like a major contributing factor. But again I said,
I played basketball forever. All my friends were all basketball players,
well most of them were basketball players, and I got
a bunch of guys who are really, really good. I
remember one summer league we played in. We just dominated everybody.
We just crushed everyone by thirty forty points. And I
remember what that was like. I've going somewhere with this.
Just stay with me. I remember what it was like
(14:49):
where and this was a big time tournament. We just assumed,
we knew we were going to win every game. That
was a given. How many points would you score? How
many would we win?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
By?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Are we going to this? So we hey, should we
run this play? I love that play. That's a fun
play to what you would find yourself assuming you were
going to win, and then acting like you were going
to win. And we kept winning, well, the same thing, sadly,
and this applies to all of us, what not. Just
sports momentum is a powerful thing, right, So when you're winning,
(15:19):
you feel like you'd keep winning, the same thing happens
when you're losing. Our B team was terrible, and we
would show up with these small gyms, driving in some
crappy school bus all night, cold in the Montana. It's Montana,
it's freezing. Basketball is in winter sport. And you just
go and you just get pounded, and then you get
back on the bus and you go, and then you
get demolished again the next week. Then you get back
(15:40):
on the bus and get blown out again the next week,
and it's really really difficult. We were towards the end
of our season sophomore year, this is my last season.
I quit. I refuse to play after this year anymore.
The high school coach was furious. But my sophomore year
was my last year. I gave it up. It's a
really stupid thing to do. I should know, but I
gave it up. We're on our last road game with
the season and we're coming home. It was an hour
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and a half home and we had just gotten blown
out again. Only now that thing happened, and this happens.
I can't speak for everybody, but I can tell you
for dudes, you can go into a bad place in
your life where you act like you're embracing and celebrating
(16:27):
what's bad you ever. Have you ever done this in
your life? I bet you have. It's human nature, right.
You're too fat. You make jokes about it all the
time with your friends, you laugh about it. I love
being fat. I wouldn't be skinny for the world. You know,
you're out of work, you're stressed about it, you're tired
of being broke, you're poor. But then what do you
(16:49):
do when you get with your boys. You brag to
them about it. Man, I don't know about you. Sorry
about your job. I was chilling all day. You're not
really proud, but you find yourself bragging about something you're
ashamed of. That's about where we were by the end
of that basketball season, and that song I Want to
Rock and Roll All Night by Kiss comes on the
radio in the bus, and I actually forget about the radio.
(17:11):
I think it was somebody. It was somebody's CD. I
know it was someone in CD because of how the
story goes, the bus had a CD player. Someone had
a CD. Kids, We put music on those and you
should play music off anyway, someone had it on a
CD and we put in the song and we just
proceeded for an hour and a half to sing that
song the entire team on repeat, over and over and
(17:36):
over again, just laughing, how about how bad we sucked,
and pretending like we were having the time of our
lives getting blown out every single game. And this was
towards the end of the season, almost the end of
the season. Our coach sat in the front of the
bus the whole time, quietly as we were singing over
and over again. He quit basketball after that coaching period.
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No more use sports coaching for him, So future generations,
I apologize you did not get him as a basketball coach.
It appears there were some annoying high school kids somewhere
along the way who made him feel like the job
wasn't quite worth it anymore. All right, back to the news.
Before we get to the news, let's get to your dog.
(18:23):
Let's get to health. You see, you don't eat fast
food every meal, do you now? I eat fast food,
but even I don't eat it every meal. I would
love to, don't get wrong. I love that fast food
double cheeseburger, fries, some seasoned curlies maybe, but I don't
eat it every meal because there's no nutrition in it.
(18:43):
It's all empty calories. I tell you about rough Greens
because you're giving your dog fast food every meal. With
his dog food, it's empty calories. It's dead food. There's
no nutrition in it. It's dead. There is nutrition in
rough Greens. Rough Greens is a lot you pour it
on your dog's food. One, your dog's going to love it.
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They live and die for it. Two. The difference you're
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com slash Jesse. We'll be back, Get the Care for
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ask Doctor Jesse. Questions for tomorrow emailed in right now
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Fifth lawsuit filed in
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the US against medical transition of minors. I'm not going
to spend much time on this. It just I don't
want to say heartbreaking, but man, I don't know that
there's another way to describe how many young people out
there have been preyed upon by a very evil system.
(20:11):
Evil weak pathetic parents, evil teachers, evil counselors, evil psychiatrists,
evil doctors. How many young people are having their bodies
physically mangled and mutilated now? Who are going to wake
up very soon? It's not like it's taking these people
along to come around. They're going to wake up very
(20:31):
soon one day and realize they have been altered permanently
and they don't want it. How horrible is that? I
think about that story that Chloe Cole, she's one of
the famous activists out there now, young lady, honestly a
really pretty young lady too, And I don't know why
(20:52):
that makes the story more heartbreaking. You can tell, at
least I can. Looking at Chloe Cole is a pretty girl.
It could be a really really beautiful girls that out
of line, Christy Michael, that's that's probably yeah. And instead
as a young teenage girl manipulated by everybody in her life,
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and she gives this testimony where she talks about how
she had her breasts removed and she had all these
things done to her, and how she'll never be able
to nurse a child now, and just how heartbroken she is.
What an evil industry, What a remarkably evil industry. Speaking
of evil, I'm gonna play you something. This is. This
(21:34):
took place at the un This was that former PM
of New Zealand, Jesinda r Dern is her name. Listen
to this and just know this is how all the
people who run the West think now as.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Leader, as we rightly consume that even the most light
touch approaches to disinformation could be misinterpreted as being hostile
to the values of free speech that we value so highly.
But while I cannot tell you today what the answer
is to this challenge, I can say with complete certainty
that we cannot ignore it. To do so, poses an
(22:08):
equal threat to the norms we all value. But we
have an opportunity here to ensure that these particular weapons
of war do not become an established part of warfare.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Weapons of war, the misinformation, the disinformation. You know what
she's talking about. You know who she's talking about, right?
You get that that she's talking about you? And yes, Chris,
I agree, the accent is hot, but that's not what
we're talking about right now. We're talking about something else.
She just described you and your freedoms, you saying whatever
(22:45):
you want? What are you going to disagree about the vaccine?
She just described you as a weapon of war.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
As leaders, we rightly concerned that even the most light
touch approaches to disinformation could be misinterpreted as being hostile
to values of free speech that we value so highly.
But while I cannot tell you today what the answer
is to this challenge, I can say with complete certainty
that we cannot ignore it. To do so poses an
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equal threat to the norms we all value. But we
have an opportunity here to ensure that these particular weapons
of war do not become an established part of warfare.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Weapons of war? What do you mean? I ruined it? Chris,
I didn't ruin anything. That's exactly what she sounded like.
You don't know how to speak New Zealand. I've been
speaking New Zealand for quite some time. The weapons of
warmte what Chris Gosh so useless? Dear, his most honorable
majesty Hamburger hero, as this gen xer did in high
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school sports, and as you most likely did while serving
our country. Is it important that you gen z Jena
suns learn how to shower communally with their classmates and
other guys? Or is it or is it time for
this practice of communal showering to end? He said, I
can say his name. His name is coach. See these
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are the ask doctor Jesse, questions that make Friday so great.
I just chose to tackle this one today as a
I mean, what a great question. Isn't it communal showering?
Kind of a bit weird? Right? Why are all the
dudes here in the shower naked together showering? Well, it's
obvious why. Space reasons, time reasons, practice is over, pe,
(24:32):
class is over. Hit the showers. You don't want to
be a smelly, nelly shower your body, go get dressed.
What do we think about traditions like this. I actually
have this theory on life, and I mean this all
the way. I believe for men. I cannot speak for women.
I won't speak for women here, but I believe for men,
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time spent, especially as a young man, around other dudes
in a dude environment is more important than anything you
learn in class in school. Well, and that doesn't have
to be sports. Keep in mind, not everyone's on the
sports team. It can be sports. Yes, that's a great example.
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It can be freaking bann. Maybe you're on the chess team.
Maybe you're into hunting, shooting, racing. If you're a young dude,
do you spend time around other young dudes in an
all dude environment. Here's why I say it's valuable. As
a dude. You have to learn how to work a room.
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You have to learn how to read other people read,
other dudes read situations. You have to learn how to
overcome adversity. You have to learn how to compete with
other dudes. You have to learn how to be a winner.
You have to learn how to be a loser. You
have to learn so many And I know you asked
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about communal showering, maybe just maybe the complete and utter
humiliation of getting all naked in front of other dudes
and showering off. That wears off really quickly when you
get in that locker room environment. Maybe that's a healthy thing. Granted,
we didn't do a ton of that in the Marines,
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just because it wasn't the Air Force, but there was
some of it. And I still remember this one time
we were up at I remember it like it was yesterday.
We were up at summer Bridgeport. We were doing mountain
We were doing mountain warfare training, which was actually really cool,
really horrible in a lot of ways. Of course, the
Marine Corps is gonna make it miserable as possible, but
really cool in a lot of ways. They teach you
out a rock climb and we're repelling off of cliffs
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and all kinds of cool stuff like that. And of
course you do cool stuff like that, and then the
Marines will just make you go get in the creek
that's freezing just so you can your body can go numb,
and you'll you'll be in pain. Anyway, we did this
summer Bridgeport, and I remember at one point in time
we had to hit the showers. We just got done
PTA and all these classes that day, all these survival
classes and stuff, and one of my buddies he thought
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it would be hilarious as a joke to freak everyone out.
He stood at the entrance to the shower and slapped
everyone's butt on the way inside. He almost got knocked
out a couple of times that he ended up being
not very safe and he had to leave that situation.
But hey, maybe it is. Maybe it's what it's just.
Maybe it's part of growing up. I don't know. I
don't think it's necessary, but probably not something that's going away. Look,
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it is something to bring up though. Now, how horrible
is it for these chicks In these chicks sports they
have to shower with dudes because of the training dudes.
Think about that. You know that swimmer chick, Riley Gaines,
she was swimming for the University of Kentucky. You've seen her,
that blonde, I've interviewed her on TV. Seems like a
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really wonderful person. That dime who was on the swim team.
Think about a bunch of dimes on the swim team
in college having to go into college they have to
shower too, and having to sh stripped down and hit
the showers in front of a dude, a dude with
everything still attached to him? Yeah me, how crazy is that?
Almost as crazy as an FBI agent fleeing the country.
(28:12):
This is from the Daily Caller. Jim Jordan issues second
subpoena to FBI agent who fled the country after the
interview fell through. You know the FBI agent I've been
telling you who needs to be in prison for decades,
Elvis Chan. You know the name Elvis Chan. You listen
to this show, you know who Elvis Chan is. Well,
thankfully the low TGP is finally figuring out this human
(28:34):
being needs to go to prison. They subpoena and is
a subpoenat him, and he bailed on the country. Gosh,
because that doesn't show you what we're dealing with. All right,
maybe another email or two headlines I didn't get to
before we leave. We need first to have a heart
to heart conversation about my meat. I would like you
(28:55):
to refer to me from now on as mister meat,
mister American meat, all meat. I don't look, I don't
know what you want to call me. All I know
is now that I'm a customer of good ranchers. I
feel like my meat is superior to other people's meat
because my meat's all American sourced. Good Ranchers meats all
American sourced, it's sourced from a company that shares our values,
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and it's delivered to my front door. Are you still
having to go to the grocery store to buy your meat? Peasant?
What must that be like? I have Good Ranchers and
you too can have Good Ranchers with two years worth
of free ground beef with it. Did you hear what
I just said? Two years worth of free ground beef.
All you have to do is go to good Ranchers
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dot com and pick out one of their boxes. Whichever
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dot com code Jesse Jesse's meat Jesse Kelly Vacion It
(30:09):
is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse
Kelly Show. Just the reminder kids don't do drugs. Biden
at the moment, looking extremely old and frail, do you
think we may see Donald Trump back in the White House.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
Unfortunately, Yes, uh, I mean.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Tell me gets arrested. Ozzy Osbourne sounding as sharp as ever. Also,
don't forget about the frogs in the water.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
You know that old story about the two frogs and
the Okay, so here, you're a good storyteller. I'm gonna
tell you a good story. So two frogs and two pots
of water.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
I love That's sorry, I gotta posit real quick. I
love hell Dome when she feels like I'm gonna start
it over. When she feels like she's got some money story,
there's something really funny. She gets super giddy about it,
only it never delivers on it. And you know, you've
had stories like that in the past. Maybe something funny
(31:11):
happened to you, something terrible happened to you, something great
happen to you, and you're dying to share it with
friends or family, and you get really excited about it.
That's what Dome gets like all the time with the
lamest stories in the world. Listen how excited she is. Oh,
you tell stories. Now I get to tell a banger.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
You know that old story about the two frogs and
the pots of water, Okay, so here, you're a good storyteller,
I'm gonna tell you a good story. So two frogs
and two pots of water. So in one pot of water,
you drop the frog in and you slowly turn up
the heat, and that frog will be like, oh, it's
getting warm in here. And then that water starts to
(31:50):
boil and that frog perishes.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
And the other pot of water, you turn up the
heat to the point it's boiling, you drop the frog
in it. They'll jump right out.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Let's not be that first frog boom. I think we
all know she knows what she's talking about. All right, Well,
the one thing I didn't play for you was Corey Bush,
that communist. Remember there were a bunch of Antifa communists
down in Atlanta. They were shooting at cops. Keep in
mind who she's defending here. They are the people who
(32:21):
were shooting at the cops. They try to ambush a
bunch of cops.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
And constitutional gender equality for all. Finally, I cannot overstate
how shocked I am by the targeting of protesters who
opposed the construction of the Atlanta Public Safety Training Center
or COPS City, And I urge the department to investigate
these obvious violations of civil rights.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Yeah, anyway, two things really quickly. One, there's a story
out of Colorado about a moose stomping and headbutting a
woman and her dog. Don't worry, Chris, she lived. That's
why I'm telling you the story, this story that what
I'm about to say doesn't apply to this story because
the woman was just out walking her dog. This is
(33:03):
just yet another story that I can use to once
again inform the Disney generation that animals do not talk.
They don't sing, they don't dance, they don't hug each other,
they don't cry. Even they don't cry, and then no
tears are coming down their face. And I know they
(33:24):
look big and fluffy and gudly, but they're actually very
very dangerous. So please please stay away from the wild animals. Please,
I beg you stay away from the wild animals. All right, now,
two things I said there were two things. Second thing,
we have to take care of Tunnel to Towers, because
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Tunnel to Towers is out there taking care of widows
and orphans. And I just I think it's the most heartbreaking,
horrible thing in the world that these guys get up
and get up every day and they strap it on
and they go out in these jobs where they risk
death every single day, and some of them often far
(34:09):
too often. Now they don't come home, and what's what's
the wife to do, kids to do? He's gone, he's
not coming back. What do you do? Well, Look, Tunnel
to Towers can't bring him back, can't bring her back.
But what they can do is come alongside that family
and help let them know they're not alone. Maybe pay
off a mortgage for them so they don't have to
(34:29):
worry about that. Maybe get them in a community of
other people, you know, Tunnel to Towers building an entire
community for gold star families, fallen first responder families, catastrophically
injured veterans. That's what you're eleven dollars a month. The
Tunnel to Towers does eleven dollars a month. Tumber two
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t dot org care for widows and orphans eleven bucks
a month. Tunnel to Towers. All right, now, let's do
an email before we get to headlines, because there's going
to be a ton of them tomorrow. I can feel it.
Remember you're asked, doctor Jesse, questions have to be emailed
in now. Don't wait till tomorrow, Ask me anything, Jesse
at jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse, Why is Texas always
(35:14):
referenced as the quintessential red state. It's purple at best
and may quite possibly go blue soon. How did Texas
get and keep this false reputation. Well, here's I'll tell
you how they got the reputation. One. Texas isn't going blue.
That's something they've been warning about forever. In Texas isn't
(35:35):
going blue because the people moving here are mostly Republicans.
We have the poll numbers on the people who move
to the state. They move to the state and they
vote read Texas is actually getting redder, not bluer. That said,
our Republicans are pathetic, wishy washy, pathetic, and frankly, most
of them vote like Democrats. That's why our power grid's
failing in this state. So why when we have all
(35:57):
these squishy weeni Republicans here, why is it thought of
as read? Well, here's why I have a story about that.
Quick story. Jan Brewer used to be the governor of Arizona.
No one remembers this, but she was the governor of Arizona,
and as governor of Arizona, she was governor under Barack Obama. Well,
I shouldn't say under that's not right. But he was
(36:19):
president while she was governor. Okay. Jan Brewer was not
a very traditionally conservative governor. She wasn't some hardcore right winger.
She was all about tax increases and stuff like that
during a recession. But Jan Brewer two things went in
her favor. One, Jan Brewer signed an anti illegal immigration
(36:45):
law SB ten seventy if I remember right, it was
the most watered down nothing bill, but she signed it
into law. And then two Barack Obama visited Arizona. And
you might remember this, if not, I promised. The pictures
still on the internet. You can go look it up.
Go look up Jan Brewer Barack Obama finger. No, we're
(37:06):
not talking about one of Barack Obama's dates. We're talking
about Jan Brewer sticking a finger in Barack Obama's face
on the tarmac. You're looking at it right now, aren't you, Chris.
That picture's out there. I'm going somewhere with this. This
is going to come back to Texas. Jan Brewer became
a superstar briefly for the conservative movement. Why because no
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matter your position on the issues, you are instantly lofted,
you're instantly held up to hero status. If you ever
even appear to have that us versus them up yours,
I'll stick it to the man. You don't tell me
what to do. Attitude that turned Jan Brewer for five
(37:56):
minutes into this ultimate hero on the right. Texas. That's
what Texas has. When people picture Texas, they picture all
the cowboy hats and cowboys and guns and pickup trucks
and big churches. And Texas has all that, all kinds
of guns, churches and pickup trucks. It has all that.
(38:19):
The problem is Texas hasn't turned that rebellious spirit into
a better Republican party locally. But they're beginning, all right.
I took way too long at that. So you don't
get headlines today. You have to wait till tomorrow. That's
all
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