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May 17, 2024 36 mins

The problem with telling the truth in communist society. Why all the backlash from The Left and The Right when someone talks about how great motherhood is. Prediction: Harrison Butker is going to lose his job over this backlash. Endlessly lying to women to break a society. Mike Johnson is so appalled by what Jack Smith is doing he’s publicly committed to doing absolutely nothing about it.

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Let's have some fun on a Thursday. You are almost there.
The end of the week is in sight. Put a
smile on your face. It's gonna be a huge show tonight.
We're gonna have a long talk about.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Nursery, rhyme, conservatism. I am gonna talk about this Harrison Butker,
the comments this NFL player made. That'll be spicey. We're
gonna open up the show with that. We're gonna talk
about Mitt Romney and GOP leadership, how they think about us,
the mass deportation plans apparently isis might attack Pride Parade,

(01:00):
and a gigantic lie that was told to everyone and
I want a reckoning for it. All that emails so
much more coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse
Kelly Shall. I want to begin here because this story
has got well what we journalists call legs. What Chris,

(01:24):
It's got legs? What story is that? Harrison Butker, I,
full disclosure, did not know who he was because I
stopped watching the NFL years ago. But he's a punter
or kicker something for the Kansas City Chiefs. He's also
a devout Catholic. He got up and he gave a

(01:45):
speech at a college graduation, a speech that is prompting
national backlash to the point the Kansas City Chiefs themselves
are blasting him, the NFL is blasting him, every feminist
and low t dork on the right is blasting him.

(02:06):
And if you'd like to know what he said, I
feel like we should play it and then have a
discussion that will offend everybody here.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
It is that.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
Policies and poor leadership have negatively impacted major life issues.
Things like abortion, IVF, surrogacy, euthanasia, as well as a
growing support for degenerate cultural values in media. All stem
from the pervasiveness of disorder. Our own nation is led
by a man who publicly and proudly proclaims his Catholic faith,

(02:35):
but at the same time is delusional enough to make
the sign of the Cross during a pro abortion rally.
He has been so vocal in his support for the
murder of innocent babies that I'm sure to many people
it appears that you can be both Catholic and pro choice.
He is not alone from the man behind the COVID lockdowns,
to the people pushing dangerous gender ideologies onto the youth

(02:58):
of America. They all have glaring thing in common. They
are Catholic. This is an important reminder that being Catholic
alone doesn't cut it.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
These are the.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
Sorts of things we are told in polite society to
not bring up, you know, the difficult and unpleasant things.
But if you're going to be men and women for
this time and history, we need to stop pretending that
the Church of Nice is a winning proposition. We must
always speak and act in charity, but never mistake charity
for cowardice.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Okay, I've heard a lot of things I loved there,
didn't you wonderful statement? And that wasn't the only thing
he said that has people up in arms. He also
got up and he spoke very, very boldly about the
role of women in society, in a family. Here's what
he said.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
For the ladies present today, Congratulations on an amazing accomplishment.
You should be proud of all that you have achieved
to this point in your young lives.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
I want to speak directly to you briefly because.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
I think it is you, the women who have had
the most diabolical lives.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Told to you.

Speaker 5 (04:04):
How many of you are sitting here now about to
cross this stage, and are thinking about all the promotions
and titles you are going to get in your career.
Some of you may go on to lead successful careers
in the world, but I would venture to guess that
the majority of you are most excited about your marriage
and the children you will bring into this world. I
can tell you that my beautiful wife, Isabelle, would be

(04:25):
the first to say that her life truly started when
she began living her vocation as a wife and as
a mother. I'm on this stage today and able to
be the man I am because I have a wife
who leans into her vocation. I beyond blessed with the
many talents God has given me. But it cannot be
overstated that all of my success is made possible because

(04:49):
a girl I met in band class back in.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Middle school.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
What converts to the faith, become my wife and embrace
one of the most importan and titles of all homemaker.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Powerful stuff, isn't it. You can tell by the sound
of his voice what she means to him. You can tell, right,
So why am I looking at headline after headline after headline?
This from Daily Mail backlash against Harrison Butker Groves. This

(05:27):
is from The Daily Beast. One hundred thousand sign a
petition demanding the chiefs fire the kicker over dehumanizing speech.
Kansas City Chiefs themselves actually revealed on their public social
media account which town he lives in. They essentially doxed
their own kicker. The NFL put out a lengthy statement

(05:48):
earlier today condemning his speech. Outright, this is what you
heard if you turned into the view why.

Speaker 6 (05:57):
Colin Kaepernick was standing up for the rights of many
and saying in a social justice moment, This is a
reminder that we're not there yet. What this man is
doing is not just a devout Catholic. This is someone
who's practicing something called the traditional Latin Mass Yes, which
is divergent from the majority of Catholics. It's compared to
being cult like and extremists like some religions in the

(06:18):
Middle East and Asia. So this is a very extreme religion.
And what bothers me about that as a Christian is
that when people abuse Christianity, they often not only cherry
pick from the Bible, they misinterpret and lie by omission
by taking out parts that would have explained something a
little better. So what I can say to him as

(06:39):
a Christian is if if you're using this.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
To a present, notice all that are keep going. But
notice how she keeps saying as a Christian, as a Christian,
as a Christian, Notice how she keeps saying that, what's
she doing? What's she doing? You already know, we talk
about it all the time. What's she doing? She's using
your values against her.

Speaker 6 (06:58):
The people are hold them down. You're not walking with Jesus.
If you are using the religion, if you are more
obsessed with the religious rituals and practices than you are
with the word of Jesus, you're not walking with Jesus.
And if you're using it for the judgment of others
and as a weapon to beat people down, you're also
not walking with Jesus. So I would really encourage him,
really encourage him to find the best parts of faith
and not diverge into extremists and believe.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yes, why such a backlash, Well, let's talk you and me,
because this is going to this is going to lead
us directly into a nation. What makes a nation, what
breaks a nation. It's going to lead us directly into
nursery rhyme conservatism. That's going to be a consistent theme
for a long time. Why the backlash for something so wonderful,

(07:47):
a wonderful, truthful speech, impactful. Why well, remember this, remember
every now and then. I shouldn't say every now and then,
because it's the common thing. The common theme throughout history
is that nations themselves will either start out evil or

(08:08):
they will turn evil over time. Over time, this has happened.
There are a million examples. I could give you historical examples,
whatever examples you want, examples you already know. I don't
have to give you any examples. You know nations will
turn evil.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Let's think it about the Soviet Union. Well, that's an
easy one. We hate commies. I hate commies, you hate commis.
The Soviet Union was a deeply evil place. And in
the Soviet Union it was well known. It's been written
about a million times. There was nothing that could get

(08:45):
you killed or sent to a gulag faster than what
telling the truth. When you live in a nation where
everything is built on a lie, where they promote lies,
they push lies without end. When you live in a

(09:06):
country like that, and let me go ahead and do
a spoiler for you, you now do when you live
in a nation that is based on lies. The telling
of truth is a dangerous thing, and it is something
the demons despise. They despise it. You tell people who

(09:28):
believe the sky is green, they'll scream the sky is green.
And you go up to those people when you point
to the sky and you say, no, the sky is blue.
The reaction is not going to be grateful to you
for revealing the truth to them. The reaction is going
to be a collective boo and hiss at you for

(09:53):
daring to challenge challenge their lies, for daring to challenge
their demonic worldview. You for daring to challenge these people
who tell lies, insist on you telling lies and smash
anybody out there telling the truth. You me, we now
live in a system exactly like that, built on outright lies.

(10:18):
And there is I would venture to say, not a
single group of people who have been more abused by
the lies of this nation than the women of this nation.
Women have been abused by this country, and not at
all in the handmade tale they try to make you think.
Let's talk about what this country has done to women

(10:40):
and why the backlash against something so wonderful. Let's talk
about that next. Oh, this is the Jesse Kelly Show.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
And I almost forgot to remind you that tomorrow. Tomorrow
is and ask doctor. They're Jesse Friday, where we will
take all three hours in answer the questions. You email
in right now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Ask me anything. The whole show on Friday, as it
always does, belongs to you. The questions don't even have

(11:17):
to be political, be about whatever you want. Email it
in and we'll chop it up about it. Let's go
back to the lies. The society, the nation built on lies.
Why such a backlash against a man who clearly adores
his wife, praises her for making a wonderful home for him,
supporting him, raising their children. And the backlash is so

(11:38):
great I would venture to guess that Harrison Buckner is
probably going to lose his job. Oh I'll bet your
money that guy will be fired for this whole thing.
Why the backlash? Because the demons hate the truth and
women in the United States of America have been abused.
So let's clear something up right now. Strong family units,

(12:03):
men marrying, women staying married, making babies, and raising those
babies have been the bedrock of every single successful society
in the history of mankind. It is something it's not
even you know, unique to the Church or something like that.

(12:24):
Complete Pagans have always understood that men marrying, women staying married,
and making babies builds strong countries. You can read ancient
texts of kings encouraging their citizens get married, stay married,
and make babies. That is the bedrock of a society,

(12:48):
the family unit. And you know what, let's pause on
that really quickly before I go off on this. You
should understand if that's what you want, If that's what
you have either of those things, then you want something
that is good or have something that is good, and
you should feel good about it. But back to that,

(13:09):
that is the bedrock of any society. It doesn't mean
there's no room in a society for single people or
people who make other choices. That's wonderful too. People have
different lives. But that is the bedrock of any society.
So if you are, let's say, a demonic communist, then
you're looking at a society let's call it America, and

(13:33):
you want to bring it to its dag gone knees.
What's the best way you can do that? After all,
if you want to demo a building, picture the Empire
State Building, Please don't go try to demo the Empire
State Building. But let's say the Empire State Building, and
you want to bring the Empire State Building down. Do
you put all your explosives at the top or do

(13:54):
you put all your explosives at the bottom. You attack
the bedrock. We have attacked the bedrock of this society endlessly,
and here's how we've done it. You want to turn
men and women against each other. That way, they never
get together, they never get married, they never make those babies.

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But how do you turn men against women? Well, there
are obviously a million different ways you can do that,
and women against men. How do you get men and
women at each other's throats so they despise each other,
so the very prospect of marriage and kids is horrible
to them. Maybe they choose on purpose to stay single.
Maybe they go join the air Force. Quit I'm kidding,

(14:41):
but you understand what I mean. How do you do that? Well,
there's an easy way you can do that. You go
tell all the women that they should be just like men.
They should do the jobs men do They should. They
should just embrace the fact that I am a women
and I can do anything a man can do. Well,

(15:03):
you know what, the last thing in the world a
guy wants is a woman trying to be one, And
so soon they find themselves at each other's throats. All
of a sudden, the family unit has been shattered, the
bedrock of society is coming apart, and the empire state
building is coming down. It has been an attack on women.

(15:26):
The idea of feminism has always been evil. It's not
just this third wave feminism or whatever they call it.
Feminism was evil from the get go. Why because feminism
promoted the thing that destroys everything. Equality. Because we are

(15:47):
not equals. We're equal in the eyes of God, Lord Willing.
We are equal in the eyes of the law, although
that's a laughable joke now in this country. But two
men aren't equal, not the same. Chris is an equal
to me. I'm not equal to Chris or Michael. You're
not equal to me. I'm not equal to you. Men

(16:07):
and women are not equal either. They have different skill sets,
different things they're meant for. There's a reason God made
men differently than he made women, not better, but not
equal either differently. But if you want to shatter the
family unit in a society, you lie to women without
and you don't need no man. You can do anything

(16:29):
a man can do. You go, girl, you could go
work ninety. I was a weak and still be jess
as happy. But if you lie, and you lie, and
you lie and you lie, and soon you have a
society full of these women who are in fact miserable
and know they're miserable, and they hear hard truths like
that about a man who adores the ground his wife

(16:53):
walks on and praises her for supporting him and lee
and him being able to lean on her. You hear
that if you're one of these women who's been lied
to your entire life, and it's like somebody pouring fire
down the back of your shirt. That's why the reaction
has been the way the reaction has been, because there's

(17:14):
nothing nothing demons hate more than the truth. And that
brings us to nursery, rhyme conservatism. Oh it's gonna be
a spicy show tonight. Hang on, we'll talk about what
that is.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Jesse Kelly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday.
Remember you can download a podcast to the show if
you miss any of it. iHeart Spotify iTunes. We are
having a discussion about family units and culture, and now
we're going to have a discussion about nursery rhyme conservatism

(17:54):
because there is something we must address, and we must
address it now. We cannot and should not remain silent.
There is a strain running through the right. A lot
of it is feminized American Christianity, which.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Is not Christianity. A lot of it is what I
call nursery rhyme conservatism, which kind of folds that in.
But there is this way of thinking that we should
live at peace with everybody. I cannot stand it. I
despise the preaching in church church of nice hippie Jesus

(18:41):
who never offended everyone. When Jesus was calling people hypocrites
and broods of vipers and running people out of churches
with bull whips, but they pretend like he was just
some flowery hippie who was just laying down and taking it.
I despise it. But that is a huge part of
what is woven into nursery rhyme conservatism. That's what I

(19:01):
call nurse That's why I call it nursery rhyme conservatism,
the idea that no matter what the demons are doing,
you should just be nice, just be at peace, don't
speak out, don't speak boldly, certainly, don't ever call anybody
a name or anything like that. Jesus would never do that.
He just called someone a brute of vipers, called somebody

(19:25):
a freakin' viper. But Jesus, hippie, Jesus wouldn't. Nursery rhyme
conservatism is a huge part of why the conservative movement
has not actually conserved a single solitary thing, because they
believe there was a nice, peaceful, hands off way out

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of this despicable mess we are in. We we must
be conquerors and develop the mindset of conquerors, and we
must be as bold as Harrison. Butker is here. My
admiration for this man is overflowing, because I am about
one hundred percent sure he just cost himself his entire

(20:08):
career by standing up and telling the truth about what
the demons are doing in this society. We must develop teeth.
We must turn our plows into swords. We must go
out and speak boldly, on behalf of the innocent, on

(20:29):
behalf of women, on behalf of children. We must go
out and speak boldly about what culture should be and
what it should not be. We are not going to
nice our way into having a country that we want
to have. We have a nation right now where doctors, parents,
and schools are chopping the breasts off of teenage girls routinely.

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We have a nation now where if you turn on
NBC News at night, you'll be treated to Nature dot
com umentaries Like everything you had told us a kid
is wrong.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
You make me want gaye penguins, bisexual lions, sex changing clownfish.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
This is a queer planet. Queens has always existed.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
It's only in humans that we have such a stigma
about it.

Speaker 6 (21:16):
The idea of just having two fixed sexes is clearly.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
You're all disgusting, and you disgust me. And the idea
of that stuff being on television sets, beamed into the
eyes of men, women, and more importantly children, is grotesque
to me, and it makes me want to vomit. And
I will not be quiet, and I will not be
nice about it, and I will not tell you it's okay,

(21:40):
and I will not tell you that you're doing fine,
and no, we are not friends. And yes, I would
love to live peacefully with you if you change your ways,
But you are not going to try to destroy the
women and children of this country and then find a
friend in me. We are not friends. We are enemies,
and we have to develop a mindset of making enemies.

(22:05):
If you're out there living in this country and you're
not making any enemies, you are dead freaking wrong. Let
me ask you something you ever heard of the Valley
of the Shadow of Death. Everyone's heard that Psalm twenty three.
Everyone knows that King David on the run Valley of
the Shadow of Death. Chris and Michael will remember this.

(22:27):
Remember when we went there in Israel. We looked down
on it. It's an actual place. Did you know that?
I didn't know that. I'm embarrassed to say I didn't
know that. It's a place and you look down into
it and there's this canyon. It's not even a valley,
it's a gorge. It's a canyon, and if you look down,
it's actually really cool. There's a monastery built into the

(22:49):
side of the mountain where these monks lived to this day.
I don't even think they have electricity. They just live
there and they pray and they sing and then they
do these things all day long. Okay, that's what they do.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
So there's those guys. That's the monk. Then there's the
NYPD cop. He works in Harlem every single day. He
has to arrest people, hurt people. He broke some guy's
arm last month. Last night there was a scuffle, there

(23:20):
was an attack, and he shot and killed somebody last night.
Let me ask you something. Do you believe the monk
who has pulled himself out of the world and sits
there in his little cave. Do you believe that he
is a better, more moral, more holy person than the

(23:42):
NYPD cop who just shot somebody last night. If you do,
that's where we differ, and that's nursery rhyme conservatism. We
must fight back and fight back with teeth. We have
got to drop this mind set of just living with
these people and instead we have to take their power

(24:06):
away from them. And you know what that involves, making enemies.
That involves taking something that belongs to someone else, not
bending over for him, taking something that belongs to someone else.
Right now, there's a communist in your freaking area, and

(24:26):
he sits on the school board, he sits on the
parts department, he's on the city council, he's on the
ho Way, he's teaching at your child's school. He's doing things,
evil things in the society, and he doesn't want to
live peacefully with you. He wants to destroy you. He
wants to destroy your women, he wants to destroy your children,

(24:48):
and he intends to do this unless you step up
and stop him. And you're not going to reason with him,
and you're not going to nice your way out of it.
You are going to go make an enemy of him
and rip the power from his fingers, or you will
die and you will lose, and more importantly, your children
will be destroyed. I am sorry. I do not believe

(25:09):
it is moral to sit on the sidelines. I do
not believe it is right. I think it is despicable.
And I think so much of the nursery rhyme conservatism
that's kind who we are, my principles, I think so
much of that stuff. Here's the truth. I think it's
a cloak for cowardice. I think turn the other cheekism

(25:30):
is a cloak for cowardice. And no, I'm not talking
about the Bible verse or the words of Jesus. I'm
talking about the fact that that appears to be the
only verse in the Bible anyone's ever read in the
American Church today, Well, we just got to turn to
cheat guys. Really, I just read a story this morning.
You know, I'm not exactly a sensitive soul, and I'll

(25:50):
be honest with you, I got legitimately choked up about it.
It was a fifteen year old girl and they chop
their breasts off because they convinced her that she was
a boy. Now she's an adult woman and she lives
in anguish, not just physical emotional anguish because of the

(26:15):
things they did to her. They will never allow her
to have children, and that's what she wants. She wants
a husband and children. Obviously she's a woman. And maybe
you think that you should be nice to the people
who did that to her. I think we should be mean.
I think those people who did that to that little

(26:36):
girl are deeply evil and broken, and I wish they
weren't evil and broken. I hope they come around, But
whether they do or don't, I think those people deserve
to be punished for what they did. And I believe
I'm right when I say that nursery rhyme conservatism, you
can stuff it. I'm not better than that. When you're

(26:58):
fighting monsters, be careful you don't become one. How about
you go become one and defeat the evil people in
this society. Go run some dirtball commie after school board.
You feel better about yourself. All right. One last thing
is I'm gonna rant on Mike Johnson in a moment. Gosh,
you want to talk about the best example of this
I've ever seen in the world. Before we get to

(27:19):
Mike Johnson, let's get to preparations you need to be making.
I talked to Senator Ron Johnson yesterday Wisconsin, and you
know how we're always ranting about the debt and deficit
and what it's going to mean and stuff. And he
used the word debt bomb. He said, there's a debt

(27:41):
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it's going to get when it gets here. Buy some
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metals of some kind in your hand. I'm not telling

(28:04):
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(28:28):
on any Mooly said on me is Jesse Kelly.

Speaker 7 (28:32):
You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday, reminding
you to email your ask doctor, ask doctor question, Ask
doctor Jesse questions for tomorrow. Email them and now to
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. And yes we started
out talking about Harrison Butker and you don't hear me
praise very many men on the show. I have so

(28:59):
much admiration for that guy speaking out about family, in life,
in motherhood, in abortion. And I have so much admiration
for it because I believe he just cost himself his job.
It takes some courage to speak out and cost yourself
your livelihood.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
How you pay your mortgage? And there are so many
guys who cave to the rage mob. Remember Anthony Bass.
Anthony Bass was a pitcher in the major leagues Major
League Baseball, and Anthony Bass, he was a little mortified
by the bud Light stuff and he spoke out, just
put something on social media against that stuff. And then

(29:35):
they threatened Anthony Bass with his job. Anthony Bass put
out this video and I just want to clue you
in before before we play it. He's still has gotten
not gotten another job in the major leagues to this day.
So he not only cost himself his career, he laid
down for them.

Speaker 8 (29:53):
I recognized yesterday I made a post episohpeful to the
Pride community, which includes friends of mine and close family
members of mine, and I am truly sorry for that.
I just spoke with my teammates and share with them
my actions yesterday. I apologized with them and as right now,
I'm using the Blue Jays resources to better educate myself.

(30:16):
Let's make better decisions moving forward. The ballpark is for everybody.
We include all fans at the ballpark and we want
to welcome everybody.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
That's why I admire Harrison Butker. When faced with the
end of a professional sports career, which what would be
greater than that? Harrison, Butcker chose to be bold. Now
back to nursery rhyme conservatism. I saw. I commented on
this the other day that Mike Johnson showed up in

(30:46):
New York City to support Donald Trump during his trial,
and I just cannot I cannot stomach this way of thinking.
It is so common on the right and it makes
me want to vomit. He was asked, Okay, well, why
don't you defund Jack Smith? You are the Speaker of
the House. The House of Representatives controls the purse. The

(31:09):
truth is that the House of Representatives is significantly more
powerful than the presidency. It really is, and it always
was supposed to be. Jefferson talked about it all the time.
The House of Representatives is everything. You, Mike Johnson have
the power to affect real change. But when asked to
do something, do anything, well, this is what you.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Get with regard to defunding Jack Smith. Look, I think
that there's been a terrible dereliction of duty with regard
to the Special Counsel, and how how the whole system
has been abused, how that they've engaged in law fair
against President Trump. I mean all of these things are
to me self evident truths. But that's not something you

(31:53):
wave a wand and just eliminate the Special Council as
a provision. It's been part of the law, you know,
the tradition, the law here sitystem for twenty five years.
So are you prepared then to stick this into appropriations
bills to defund the Special Counsel?

Speaker 1 (32:08):
No, I don't think. Look, if I if I could
make nursery rhyme conservatism, if I can make the definition
an audio cut, that would be exactly it, pointing out
all the evil, all the wrong and then being asked
if you're prepared to do something about it, and saying no,

(32:30):
I can't believe they're doing this.

Speaker 7 (32:31):
These abuses are unbelievable. It's gross what they're doing. Wow,
these guys are way out of line. This is against
the law. I can't believe they're doing well. Okay, well,
are you gonna stop them? Oh my gosh, No, are
you kidding me? No, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna
do anything. You would you want to be to You
want me to do something, well, that wouldn't be Christian.

(32:53):
I No, I'm not gonna.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
I'm not gonna push back and fight against the evils
taking place in the country. I've got a cheek to
turn over here. I'm busy turning cheeks. I can't I
can't do anything. Hey Mike, are you gonna they're gonna
stop the children from being routinely abused and mutilated in
the country. I just want to be clear that I

(33:17):
think the mutilation of children is dead wrong, and I
think it's terrible what these people are doing. And no,
I'm not gonna do anything about it. Hey, Mike, the
uh the southern borders open. I saw a story out
of Georgia at you know this one was out of
Florida where an eleven year old girl was grabbed by
an illegal and tossed into the back of a van

(33:39):
and raped. Hey Mike, what do you think about that?
Are you gonna you gonna, I don't know, refuse to
pass any more bills until we get border security. Well,
I just want to tell you that I think whatever
happened to that girl was terrible and I'm just aghassed
at what these illegal are, what these illegals are doing
in the country. And I'm telling you what, Joe Biden
is dead wrong for what he's on at the border

(34:00):
and things like that. Yeah, but Michael, you're gonna do
anything about it? Oh my gosh, not what do something? No, geez,
that would be wrong. No, no, I'm a conservative after all. No, No,
I'll point out problems, I'll point out the hypocrisy. I'll
do all those things. But you see, I never want
to get my hands dirty. I just want to go
be a monk who lives in the hills in the

(34:20):
mountains and then pretend that I'm holier than everyone else.
You're not holier than that anyone else. You're not better
than anyone else. You're a gutless coward. Nursery rhyme. Conservatism
is the ultimate cloak for the lazy and the cowards.
That's what it is. I don't want to get off
my butt. I certainly don't want to make any enemies.
I don't want to be mean to anybody. I'm not

(34:42):
gonna actually do anything. I will sit in the sidelines,
on the sidelines, and I will point out all the
things the players on the field who are doing wrong
or evil. But if you actually ask me to strap
some pads on and get in the game, well no, no, don't.
I don't want to get sweaty. That's nurse rhyme conservatism,
and I despise it. I despise it. Go get your

(35:04):
hands dirty, go get involved. All right, All right now
I'm moving off of that. We have other things, many many,
many other things I want to get to. Before we
get to those things, I'm going to get to this.
I want to talk about your phone. You see, we
talk about corporate world being evil. The NFL is an
evil organization, Bud Lights an evil organization, Verizon is an

(35:28):
evil organization. It is AT and T T Mobile. These
are some of the most despicable corporations out there, and
we fund them. And I'm not pointing fingers. I've funded
all of them. I've had all three of those. I've
had all three, so I've done it. I know I'm guilty.
I don't anymore. I switched to Pure Talk. You understand
that our bill four lines, four family lines. We switched

(35:51):
from T Mobile to Pure Talk a few years ago.
Our bill got cut in half. And now when we
pay our cell phone bill, yes we're paying for the
same grade five G network, but we're paying a company
that shares and promotes our values instead of a company
that dumps on our values. Doesn't that feel good? Sure
feels good to me. All it takes to switch is

(36:12):
ten minutes on the phone speaking to an American who
speaks English. Pick up your phone and switch dial pound
two five zero and say Jesse Kelly. Ten minutes on
the phone, it's nothing, pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly.
All right, there's a revolt brewing inside of the New

(36:34):
York Times, and I think it's hilarious. Let's talk about that,
and let's talk about social distancing again. Shall we hang
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