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December 3, 2024 38 mins

You desire peace while they desire war. Democrats aren’t “waking up” they are trying to appeal to your emotions and hope you forgive the tyranny they enforced for the last 4 years. It wasn’t mismanaged or some kind of accident. Democrats took power and opened the border to hoards of murderers, rapists, and other illegals to trash America intentionally. 

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, The Jesse Kelly Show.
Let's have some fun on a Tuesday, and man, there
are some wild things happening on this Tuesday. What's going

(00:31):
on in Korea? These Koreans are going crazy. We'll talk
about that. We haven't seen Koreans go this crazy since
the Rodney King riots. We'll discuss it at length in
a little while, but first we have to do other things.
We have to discuss something that's happening right now to
you and to me. An appeal to our emotions, an

(00:51):
appeal to our morality, our desire for peace. I'll go
into that in the moment. But there's other stuff coming.
We're gonna talk about the UN warning of a refugee crisis.
Lib women are apparently sterilizing themselves because Trump got elected,
all that First Aid training and so much more coming
up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now,

(01:17):
let's have a bit of a chat. It's gonna take
a little bit, but let's have a bit of a chat.
You know how we always talk about how the communist
uses your values against you. He himself only has one value,
the revolution. Nothing else matters. Everything is permissible to him,

(01:40):
lying violence, It doesn't matter what. Look she kind of
said it here.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
You think are reverence for the truth might become might
have become a bit of a distraction that is preventing
us from finding consensus and getting important things done.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Now you've heard that a thousand times on this show.
That's the head of NPR. But you heard what she said,
the true we're what's she trying to do. We're trying
to find consensus and get things done. Let's not worry
about the truth. Okay, So he doesn't have any morality.
The revolution is what matters to him. But I'm going

(02:15):
to read you a quote quote you probably have heard
before and never were going to dig into a couple
of things here. It's not my quote, it's Frank Herbert's quote.
He's the one who wrote those doone books. I never
read them, but he's the one who wrote the doone books.
And this is from one of those done books, And
this is his quote. When I am weaker than you,
I ask you for freedom, because that is according to

(02:37):
your principles. When I am stronger than you, I take
away your freedom because that is according to my principles.
It is so important in life I won't say it's everything.
She don't want to make anything everything. But it is
so important in life to Herman, the people who share

(03:02):
your values and those who do not, it is everything.
You must figure out that girl you're dating, guy you're dating,
I don't know, Mom, he might be the one. Does
he share your values?

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
I know he's pretty. Does he share your values? That
company you're going to work for do they share your values?
That employee you're getting ready to hire does he? Does
she share your values? If they do not, it doesn't
mean it does not mean you can't hire them. You
shouldn't marry them, But it doesn't mean you can't hire them.

(03:46):
But it does mean you have to understand they don't
share your values and plan accordingly. If you walk into
any kind of a relationship personal, business, politics, otherwise with
someone who doesn't share your values yet you assume they

(04:06):
share your values, you are gonna burn. You are going
to get burnt. How many people, Maybe it's you listening
to the sound of my voice right now, have gone
through a nasty divorce. I get the emails all the time,
Jesse he left me, Jesse, I left her, Jesse that
I get the emails all the time, and every single

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one of them goes into an explanation of that, something
along the lines of I didn't even understand she was
like this. I didn't know she was like this. I
had no idea he was like this. They had no idea.
The person they married didn't share their values at all,
and when that came out finally, when the pretending was done,

(04:49):
it blew everything up and ruined their lives. Maybe that's you.
So let's discuss the people who right now in a
way asking for our mercy and in a way they
are asking to just kind of cohabitate with us. We

(05:10):
talked about it on the show. Mark Zuckerberg famously went
down to mar A Lago, broke bread with Donald Trump
and told him he wants to be part of the
renewing of America. Man, that sounds great, right, don't you
want to renew America? I want to renew America? But
why would he even talk like this? Well, let's pause

(05:31):
for a moment before we discussed that specifically. In twenty twenty,
Mark Zuckerberg wrote a four hundred million dollar check. What
was that check for? Did he get that money back? Nope,
not a single penny. He wrote a four hundred million

(05:53):
dollar check of his fortune to ensure Democrats could steal
the twenty twenty election and kick Donald Trump out of
the White House. If you disagree with what I just said,
allow me to do something I've never done before. Go
read the article in Newsweek where they outlined very specifically
how the twenty twenty election was fortified with Mark Zuckerberg's money.

(06:18):
Mark Zuckerberg, to this day, I'm not really on Facebook.
I have an account there I post like once a year,
but I have one to this day on Facebook. From
what I understand to this day, he censors people who
publish information he doesn't like Mark Zuckerberg.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Who worked hand in hand with the Federal Bureau of
Investigation to ensure that the Hunter Biden laptop story wouldn't
be seen by enough people to ensure that Joe Biden
could win.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
The twenty twenty election. Here he is admitting it.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
How do you guys handle things when they're a big
news item that's controversial, Like there was a lot of
attention on Twitter during the election because of the Hunter
Biden laptop story. The two Yeah, so you guys censored
that as well.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
So we took a different path than Twitter. I mean
basically the background here is the FBI, I think basically
came to us some folks.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
On our team.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
It was like, hey, just so you know, like you
should be on high alert. There was we thought that
there was a lot of Russian propaganda in the twenty
sixteen election. We have it on notice that basically there's
about to be some kind of dump of that's similar
to that, so just be vigilant. So our protocol is

(07:38):
different from Twitter's. What Twitter did is.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
What he did was he ensured the largest social media
in the platform in the world would hide necessary truthful
information because he wanted Joe Biden to win the election.
If you questioned the efficacy, well how about that word, Chris.
If you questioned the efficacy of that COVID vaccine, which sir,
of course was not a vaccine, you got censored. If

(08:04):
you question masks, you got censored. Mark Zuckerberg has written
vast checks of his personal fortune to ensure that the
communists retain power forever in the United States of America.
And all of a sudden we have this amazing twenty
twenty four election where Kamala Harris, the first president since
Herbert Hoover did not flip a single county in the country,

(08:25):
a Republican clean sweep of virtually every single thing, at
least presidential wise. And now Mark Zuckerberg, Hey, guys, I
want to be part of this America renewal. Go America.
I love freedom. No, don't let them do it. And
this goes way beyond Mark Zuckerberg. It's one example. Should

(08:50):
we cover just a couple things, just a couple of things,
because here's what we're going through right now. We are
still in our post election glow, and we're looking at
these cabinet appointments and this nominee and that nominee, and
we're excited. We're gonna close the border, and we're gonna
do these things. And right now, our values, your value
and my value. What do you want for your country?

(09:12):
I'll tell you I know what we want. We want
a good country. We want it to be safe. Don't
you you don't want to have to stress setting your
kid down to the gas station. You want a safe,
good country. And don't you want to be at peace,
at peace with your neighbors, I mean, at peace with
your fellow citizens. Isn't that something that appeals to you?

(09:35):
It appeals to me. Believe it or not, everyone thinks
I'm just this bomb throwing savage. He wants to fight
with everyone all the time.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
I want to live at peace with now. I'm not, Chris.
I want to live at peace with my fellow man,
just like you do. I want things to become I
don't want to have to sit and fight all day long.
But really, you have to get this before we go
into the rest of this. You really must get this.
And unless you get this, you have no chance. You
are going to get eaten alive by the propaganda. The

(10:02):
communist doesn't feel that way at all. In the same
way you desire peace, he desires war, he desires domination,
he desires victory. But he understands full well you desire peace.
You want things to be calm, you want things to
be quiet, you want to get along with everybody. And

(10:24):
he's going to use your values against you to try
to pour cold water on that white hot anger you
should have with him. So let's walk through a couple
of things he's done, because we are not going to forget.
Before we walk, we're going to talk with pure talk.
What Chris, don't shake your head that was seamless magical

(10:47):
really is what it was? Magical Like Christmas, Chris and Hanukkah.
I guess anyway, if you need a gift for Christmas,
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(11:08):
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(11:30):
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(11:52):
Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Getting ourselves ready for what
is coming. The communist is going to act as if
he's extending a hand. Don't you want to get along?
Don't you want to live at peace? Hey, I'm on
your team. Guys. Hey, let's all get along now. No,
here's a headline. New report shows nearly seventy percent of

(12:16):
the Biden administration's education enforcement targeted Christian and career colleges.
The Joe Biden administration, the communists in this administration took
over the government, and they promptly aimed all the weapons
of this government at all of their political opponents. They
spent four years throwing them in prison, attacking churches, infiltrating churches,

(12:43):
opening up the border. Oh, in this little tidbit, this
guy's name is Mark Andresen. He went on the Joe
Rogan experience. I want you to listen to how deeply
evil and communists and corrupt the Biden administration was. Now
that they've locked arms with corporate world, this is the
kind of crap that took place in East Jeris.

Speaker 6 (13:04):
Administration extended that concept to apply it to tech founders,
crypto founders, and then just generally political opponents. Yeah, so
that's that's been like super pernicious. I wasn't aware of though,
one hundred percent. And this is called so his operation
Trip point one point zero was fifteen years ago against
the pot and the guns. Trip point two point zero
is primarily against their political enemies and then to their

(13:26):
disfavored tech startups, and it's hit the tech world.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
I need to clarify what he's talking about. He's talking
about being debanked. You see when he talked about fifteen
years ago, what happened to the guns? The Obama administration, surprise, surprise.
Barack Obama's the author of so many of these things,
knew that they could lean on the private sector to
get the private sector to attack their political opponents for them.

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And what happened was gun shops across the country, various
entities that deal with guns and ammunition, they were debanked.
The bank calls you up one day and says your
account's been closed. Too bad, so sad, no more banking
for you. Of course, the evil communists in the Biden
administration decided, I like this policy. Let's keep this going

(14:14):
and see just how Venezuela we can be like hard.

Speaker 6 (14:16):
We've had like thirty founders de banked in the last
four yeah, yeah, yah, yeah. It's it's been a big
recurring pattern. This is one of the reasons why we
ended up supporting Trump. It's like, we just can't we
can't live in this world. We can't live in a
world where somebody starts a company that's a completely legal
thing and then they literally like get sanctioned right and
embargoed by the United States government through a completely unaccountable

(14:37):
no by the way, no due process. None of this
is written down. There's no rules, there's no court, there's
no decision process, there's no appeal. Who do you appeal to,
right like, who do you go to to get your
bank account back?

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Democrats, the communists took power in this country. They opened
up your border on purpose. They filled up your country
with rapists and murderers. They had Lifer's pastors arrested. They
sent the Federal Bureau of Investigation after angry school board moms.
They unleash the power of the government on their political opponents,
even removing their banking And today you have people like

(15:14):
Chuck Todd. He's very angry with Joe Biden. Joe Biden
doesn't seem like a very good guy.

Speaker 7 (15:20):
I follow the Hunter Biden Trive very closely.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 7 (15:22):
I read every transcript, all the testimony. You want to
get angry just as somebody in just all these mixed emotions, keep.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
In mind Chuck Todd knew that Joe Biden was a scumbag,
weapons grade scumbag for the entirety of his life. I
could have told you all the things about Joe Biden
back when he was a vice president, So Chuck Todd
most definitely did. Chuck Todd never uttered a single word
like this during the time Joe Biden was president. But
now that he makes Democrats look bad by pardoning his son,
Chuck Todd's all over it.

Speaker 7 (15:51):
You read the Halle Biden transcript, and that's both widow
yes and essentially he turned her into a crack addict.
And this was all happening in twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen,
and Joe and Joe Biden were so concerned about their
family that they decided to run for president.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
YEP.

Speaker 7 (16:09):
I just so when you talk about the word selfish,
it's almost like the word doesn't I mean I Their
decision to run for president put the entire Democratic Party
and the United States of America in the position that
it's in.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Now.

Speaker 8 (16:23):
Wow, Chuck Todd, I'm glad he's finally coming around. Man,
it feels good watching Chuck Todd look at him, look
at him finally waking up. Have you ever heard anyone
say that for this guy's finally waking up. Maybe it's
not Chuck Todd, Maybe it was about Mark Zuckerberg or
someone else. It's good to see this guy's waking up.
Bill Maher's waking up. Mark Zuckerberg's really waking up. Chuck

(16:43):
Todd's really waking up. They're not waking up. Their power
was just taken away from them, and.

Speaker 9 (16:50):
They're doing everything in their power to appeal to your
emotions and your morality and the principles you live by
that say you want to live at peace with your
fellow man.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
And now they're all out there sounding my great guys.
Here's Senator Joe Manchin, who pretended to be a moderate
while voting for every left wing piece of legislation that
screwed you for as long as he was in the senator. Now, Man,
he sounds like a great guy.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
What I would have done differently, My recommendation, as a
counselor would have been, why don't you go ahead and
pardon Donald Trump for all his charges and make it,
you know, gone down a lot more balanced, if you will,
I'm just saying, wipe them out.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
What even just does for his legacy.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
I don't know from that standpoint, does it makes it difficult? Oh?

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Man, Joe, doesn't he sound He sounds so reasonable. I meant,
you know what, He even mentioned pardoning Donald Trump. That
sounds like a reasonable guy. We should work with him, right, Oh,
let's let bygones be bygones. Sure he's screwed us over

(17:58):
every single chance, but now now that we have all
the power, he sounds like a good dude. In fact,
I think we should hang out. Let's go get a beer.
If you thought all that was bad, I have one
more that's a doozy for you. And then we'll move
off this to a bunch of other stuff. I want
to get to some emails and address what's happening with
these dagone Koreans. And remember email the show Jesse at

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We'll be back.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
I've got on animoisid on mean yes, Yesse Kelly.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the
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(19:58):
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tell you how to live your life. If you are
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is encouraged. I didn't think I would have to say that,
but let me tell you, yeah, I had to say that.
So eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven

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to three. Now back to finishing up my thought here
on what these people are doing, what every single card
carrying communist is doing right now. Post election they got
wiped out, their power is shrinking, and more importantly than
just the election, although the election has a part in this,
the culture is turning against them. That's enormous. That damn

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is breaking big time. People in groups that would never
have spoken up before are speaking up publicly.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Now.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
We did a show on this a little while back
about even professional athletes now are feeling comfortable coming out
and saying, hey, I love Donald Trump. They're doing the
Trump Dance on the football field. Sylvester Stallone is a
Hollywood juggernaut. Sylvester Stallone came out post election and gave
this long, public, vocal speech of Donald Trump. That's not

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about Donald Trump. That's the culture not only turning for us,
turning against all this communist filth. The communists know this,
and they haven't changed their revolutionary ways, not one little bit.
But what they are doing is preparing and pretending. They

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are trying to ensure the revolution is not hurt by
the coming red tide hour tide. And so here's one
final example, just again to the border Lake n Riley
and Georgia. You not only paid to bring her murderer
into the country, you flew him from New York City

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down to Georgia so he could take a rock and
beat her head in while she was on the phone
with her mother. How many women have been raped in
the last four years, how many Americans murdered? How many
dead from fentanyl overdoses. And they didn't leave the border

(22:30):
open by accident. They opened up the door. They announced
on television the door was open. And then they used
every single dime, every single law, every single thing that
could possibly do to bring in as many of these
people into the country as humanly possible. And it was

(22:51):
all done on purpose. Maybe the most evil act I
have ever seen from a presidential administration in the hish
of the United States, of America. To do that to
your own country on purpose is treasonous. If you told
me you were going to take all the people responsible
for it, Biden mayorkis every single one of them, locked

(23:14):
them up in cages for the rest of their lives
after being convicted of treason. I would tell you that
is completely valid. That's how evil that is to do
to your own country. They sued, they've used your money
every day to make sure the border wall, which was law,
could not be built, and they sold off the material.

(23:35):
They purposely opened up your country. And today, what are
they saying? A Democrat senator, this is from the Hill.
He was being asked about it. We utterly mismanaged that issue,
is what he said. Oh, it was just mismanaged. You see.

(23:57):
It wasn't that they wanted to bring in every Third
world barbarian they possibly could. It wasn't that they wanted
to flood your country with gangs and murderers and rapists
and all the other scumbags that have filled up this
country in the last four years. It's not as if
they did that on purpose. It was just kind of
a whoopsie, Oh my bad, did I spill the milk?

(24:21):
I'm such a clut. Sometimes, don't be too.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Mad at me.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
I just kind of mismanaged things. If I had managed
things a little better, you know, we just kind of
we zigged when I guess we should have zagged. Oh,
I'm such a ditch sometimes, My bad. You're not angry
with me, right, I just mismanaged it. Oh. They didn't
mismanage a thing. They managed it and the exact way

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they wanted to manage it. And the American public went
out to the voting booth and rejected that outright. It
was one of the issues that drove the American people
to the pools, the white hot anger at these dirtballs
for what they did to our countries and our communities.
Listen to what these people in Chicago are sand to,

(25:11):
Brandon Johnson.

Speaker 10 (25:12):
Let's start with cretin off illegals getting free everything, free housing,
free schooling, free food. Yeah, let's start with that. You
are going down in history as the worst mayor in America.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
They did it all on purpose. And now that we won,
and now that you think we can change things and
reform things, they are absolutely going to appeal to your morality,
your emotions, and they are going to act as if
it was a whoopsie, as if they were kind of

(25:48):
on your side all along. They're coming along, they're awakening too.
I realized this was wrong. I'm changing things and it's
all a lie. Allow me to read it one more
time from mister Frank Herbert, the dude who wrote the
Dune Books, because he says it pretty well here. When
I am weaker than you, I ask for freedom, because

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that is according to your principles. When I am stronger
than you, I take away your freedom because that is
according to my principles. The people who have done everything
in their power to destroy your country for the last
four years have not changed that desire. They have not
changed that mission, not even a little bit. But what

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has changed is who currently holds the seat of power.
And they understand that they can appeal to your morality,
your principles, and they can get you to do what
they want, or, in the very least, they can make
sure you don't come down on them like a ton
of bricks there all. Don't you want to live in peace? Hey,

(26:53):
can't we get along?

Speaker 11 (26:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:54):
I kind of woke up. I see it your way now.
Don't you dare let them do that? Don't you let
them do that. It's exactly what they're doing with the
Pete heg Seth nomination. The reason Pete they're rolling out
all this Peteg says stuff from his divorce and having
a child here and he was drunk at a house

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where women take their clothes off. And the reason they're
leaking all these things out in the media every single day.
It's not necessarily because they think it's going to work
on everyone. It doesn't have to work on everyone. It
only has to work on enough people women like Lindsey Graham.
Lindsey Graham came out today and said, well, I mean
some of these things are very, very disturbing, but that's

(27:37):
exactly why they roll this stuff out. All it takes
is appealing to enough people who say, ooh that is gross.
Oh I don't like that. Ooh I'm not comfortable. I
don't like ew, I can't, we shouldn't that, that's not
who we are. And boom, the reformer who was going
to come in and change the multi trillion dollar defense

(27:59):
industry in this country gets bounced. How did he get bounced?
They looked at your morality one they do not share
at all, and they knew they could use it against you,
and they do so all the time. Be aware, be
as shrewd as snakes. Always be as shrewd as snakes.

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All right, all right, before we talk about these crazy Koreans,
gotch that country's going nuts. Before we deal with that,
I think we should probably do some emails. Someone actually
wants some hagsss stuff and everything else. But first let's
talk about the IFCJ, shall we. Apparently this Seria thing

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is gonna be a mess for Israel as well. Everything
appears to be a mess for Israel over there. I'm
sure at this point they wish they could just pick
that place up and relocate the whole country over here,
but that can't happen, being as how it's the Holy Land. Anyway,
we have to probably try to help some people, the
people on the ground who are suffering, starving, being murdered,

(29:05):
terrorist attacks, rocket attacks. This is how people have to
live their daily lives. There isn't that unbelievable that that
still happens in this world? And I've been there, remember
we went there a couple of years ago. And to
think that that's how those people have to live, it's
freaking awful. The IFCJ for over forty years has been

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on the ground helping doing what they can. Being the
hands and feet. They can only do it with your help, though,
Go to support IFCJ dot org and help them, or
call eight eight eight four eight eight IFCJ. We'll be back.

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I have no idea why everyone liked last night's show
so much, Chris? What did I do it? Was it
just me being normally wonderful? What? Chris? Be honest? Is
that what it was? Or was the show too heavy?

Speaker 8 (30:27):
Feing is as heavy as ten boxes that you might be.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Moving anyway, last night's show appears to have been a
big hit, so go check that out. Now. The bad
news before we get to the emails is Joe Biden
is still the president and he's traveling abroad and we
sent him to Angola and that didn't go well.

Speaker 11 (30:48):
No, with you and Angola the vibrant city, and I look,
not the city. The city I know is not Angola,
but in Angle, in a vibrance.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
And also, man, Joe Biden has really spent a lot
of time on train I.

Speaker 11 (31:07):
Must tell you upfront with American press here.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Which honestly, if you're going to send an expert on trains,
send Kamala or somebody, I.

Speaker 11 (31:14):
Must tell you upfront, or pepe Uota Judge. I must
tell you upfront with American press here.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Seriously, everyone was mad that Pete put Judge got put
Transportation secretary. Is there anyone else that knows more about trains?

Speaker 11 (31:27):
I must tell you upfront with American press here. I'm
probably the most pro rail guy.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
I bet he knows what a caboose is.

Speaker 11 (31:35):
I must tell you upfront with American press here. I'm
probably the most pro rail guy in America. I've ridden
over a million, three hundred thousand miles on a daily
basis for my work.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
That's a long way to work. That's I thought. Look,
I'm going to defend Joe here. A long commute can
be a grind. I've never had quite a million miles
a day, but I used to have. Man, I've had
some bad ones. I worked construction in the little town
called ah Ajo, Chris, I know you don't oblog. Aho

(32:13):
Arizona is its name. I was living in Tucson, Arizona,
and Aho was two hours outside of town, and I
was newly married. I was working construction, like I said,
and ab was pregnant, and so obviously I was trying
to be there as much as humanly possible so I
could go get her the soft served dairy Queen, dairy Queen,
which she craved so much. You know, she never eats

(32:36):
dairy Queen ever. She's a health freak. But she got
pregnant with our first kid, and it was dairy Queen's
soft serve, and so I wanted to be home to
go get her soft serve when she wanted. But it
was a two hours each way. Oh yeah, Chris. It
was brutal. So I had to get a little apartment
over there when I had to stay overnight. Only the
apartment didn't have a dishwasher in it, so I had
to bring ob over to can't handle that from now,

(32:57):
I'm kidding. I did have her come over. She was
pregnant and it was not U. It was not great
living conditions. When I say apartment, I really think you
need to whatever your expectations are, you need to lower
those a lot. What Chris, it was not an inflatable sofa.

(33:20):
But if that sofa was younger than me, I'd be shocked.
And there were cigarette holes burnt all over the thing.
That it was very, very rough and it was dangerous
over there. It was not. It was not great anyway.
So Joe Man, I hear you, buddy, one point three
million miles a day, brutal Jesse. It's massively hypocritical for

(33:44):
anyone in Congress to criticize Pete Heggs's personal life. Okay, one,
that's obviously fair. Can you even imagine the FBI file
they have on Lindsey Graham that aside. They're not attacking
Pete Hagg's says personal life or his past because they
actually care about Pete Hegsa's personal life or his past.

(34:08):
They're attacking Pete Hegsa's personal life in his past because
they think it will appeal to you and your emotions. Ooh,
I don't like that. Ooh I heard about this. Oh
I guess he's not qualified. That's why they do it. It
has nothing to do with what he actually did. Dear
mister Halcans, I always thought your wife seemed very normal
and lovely. However, last week you said something that stopped

(34:31):
me into my tracks and raised some serious red flags
while talking about your family being out of town. What
did you mean when you said your wife doesn't let
you wear the same pair of jeans two days in
a row. Surely you don't wash your genes after every
time you wear them? Right? What sort of gene regime
are you living in? What are the gene rules in

(34:51):
your home? How many pairs of jeens do you own? Okay,
so first of all, I'm gonna come out with some
things here, and I'm going to bank on. I'm gonna
hope OB isn't listening. The problem is OB is usually
listening when they're making dinner or whatnot. They gather around
and they listen. So let's just we'll cross our fingers

(35:12):
that she's not listening, and no one is gonna pass
this information along. We should be pretty safe, right, It's
not like it's a national radio show that's heard coast
to coast. I have two pairs of jeans I own.
I would say three or four, but I don't like
how the other ones fit. When you're six foot eight,
it's hard to find out jeans fit. I have two
pairs of Lee jeans. I think they're both Lee. I

(35:33):
have two pairs of Lee jeans. They're the ones that
seem to fit me the best. No, I don't change
my jeans out every day. I will ride them depending
on if it's hot. Look, if it's summertime in Houston,
you really got to change them out every day you're
sweating in them. You don't want to sit in your
own butt sweat. That's gross. But if it's not, I'll

(35:55):
ride out a three or four day er, and if
obb's not looking, I'll give them a quick smelch before
I toss him on for that last day. Oh, it's
just you and me talking here. I'll do this, okay,
But you know I can't dress myself. I have no
sense of fashion. I also don't like ob correcting how

(36:15):
I dress. So we will hang out all morning. We
hang out all the time, but when it comes time
for me to get dressed for work, I have to
try to time it to where she's in the laundry
room or doing something around the house, and I'll try
to get dressed and slip out because that's the only
way you can get out without the patented ob line

(36:38):
of are you gonna wear that to work? Is that
what you're wearing out? So it's not as if it's
not as if I change my jeans every day. It's
more of a clothing in general thing. If I don't
get out of the house without her seeing me, she's
gonna say something. And I sometimes I want to wear shorts.

(36:59):
Sometimes I should be able to wear shorts. I should.
Chris and that Hawaiian shirt I wore the other day,
I love it and she and she hates it. That's
why I put it on when she was out of town.
Every time I put it on, she's like, how you
going to the beach? Or's something snotty like that? I
love her? All right. Let's talk about these Koreans. They're
going crazy anyway. Joe Biden. I bet he uses relief Factor.

(37:22):
I bet he does. Look if you think you have
aches and pains, think about Joe and relief factor works.
You see relief factor. It's one hundred percent drug free.
It's a supplement. You have pain in your back and
your neck, and your muscles and your whatever. Your elbow hurts,
that's inflammation, and your body's actually already trying to fight it.

(37:43):
The body just needs help. That's what relief Factor is.
It gives your body the boost to fight it naturally,
and you can take it for three weeks and see
if it works. It's a three week quick start kit.
You don't have to sign up for some lifetime subscription.
It's nice. Teen dollars and ninety five cents. Put it
in someone's stocking. Talk about the ultimate stocking stuffer. Here, Dad,

(38:06):
here's three weeks of Relief Factor. Let's get rid of
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