July 31, 2023 • 38 mins
Why doesn't the GOP have hype men like Rep. Dan Goldman who will defend Biden to the ends of the Earth? Because we don't punish the GOP Congressman at the polls when they refuse to do anything but sit on their hands. Jesse Kelly's world famous smoked queso recipe. The Biden's are starting to feel the heat.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is It's a.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Jesse Kelly show. Let's have some fun on a Monday,
a Medal of Honor Monday. And this is going to
be the most important show we've ever done. Why because
I'm about to give you another world famous recipe tonight.
(00:37):
I've perfected the KESO recipe over the weekend, but we
have Medal of Honor Monday. We have KSO recipe that
might be coming up all I don't know. Half hour
from now, I'll try to get to the KESO recipe,
Devin Archer testified today. We'll get to that in just
a moment. People we need to use accepting scumbags, cops
(00:59):
getting only buy doctors, and high school boys going more conservative.
All that and so much more is coming up tonight
on the world Famous Jesse Kelly's Show. I want to
begin here in a totally different place, totally random. But
you know, Devin Archer testified behind closed doors today to
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the house, Who's Devin Archer? I know there are all
kinds of names that get thrown around and it gets
way confusing. You can't figure out who's partnering with whom,
Who's this scumbag. Devin Archer is Hunter Biden's friend and
business partner. Friend and business partner, all right, that's who
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Devin Archer is. And this is I'm going somewhere where
this Just hang with me for a moment. Let's just
do a couple of little flashbacks to Joe Biden. Audio
is a little rough on this one, but it's essentially
a voter. This is back in twenty nineteen telling Joe
you're involved in your son's MS.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
This thanks your son over there.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
You play a job and work for as he did.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
He had no experiences, nothing in order get.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Access to.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You're you're selling access to resident just.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Like he is.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
So you man, that's not true, and no one.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
That's because uh, the guy was overweight. What you just heard,
I could let it play was Joe Biden calling him
fat and a liar. That's what he just called him,
sedentary and a liar. Because Joe Biden is a jerk
and always has been a jerk. They played him up
as the soft, cuddly, nice old guy compared to that
(02:48):
mean Trump. But Joe Biden's a jerk always. But that's
him saying no, that's a lie. This is him again, never.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Discussed with my son, or my brother or anyone else
ending having to go with their businesses. Period. I did
anything wrong, and I didn't realize he was on the
board till after it was after he'd been on the board.
And at the same time he has come forward and
said it was a mistake on his part to be
on the board.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I don't know what he was doing. I know he
was on the board.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I found out he was on the board after he
was on the board, and I.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Was okay, yeah, yeah, we got it. And those are
all obvious, obvious lies. Because if there is one thing
that always ties a father and his children together, it
is business talk. To this day, when something happens for
me career wise, business wise, my first phone call pretty
much is to my dad, Dad, what do you think
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about this? Dad? What do you think about that? Or
bragging about something Dad, I got promoted.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Dad.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
You call Dad first. Dad knows what you do, He
knows how much you make, especially as a son. You
want to brag to your dad, You talk to you Dad.
They knew everything. And Devin Archer goes into the house
today behind closed doors and testifies, yeah, more than twenty times,
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Joe Biden was on those phone calls. But none of
that's the point of what I'm going to talk about. Nothing.
You're not surprised about any of this news today. I
want to talk about something different. I'm want to use
this to go someplace different, and this is where I
want to go. We as human beings, tend to be
fairly confident in ourselves, especially people on the right, and
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we tend to think that the way we do things
is the only way to do things, and that people
who do things in different ways are wrong or different
tactics are wrong. But I am here to point something
out about the Communists. The Communists have always understood that
there is a role for so many different kinds of people.
(04:58):
When you're in it a cause, if the cause is
really what matters, if you really want to pull the
country to the right, if you really want to be
an anti communist. The truth is there are many different
people that have to play play many different kinds of roles.
Your role won't be my role. It won't be Michael's role.
It won't be Chris's rule, won't be the wife's rule,
won't be the husband's rule, won't be your kid's rule.
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We all have different gifts and different roles to play.
Daniel Goldman. He's a Democrat, New York, New York Democrat.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
He is.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
An embarrassing weapons grade scumbag. So I know that I
don't like Goldman. You don't like Goldman, but I want
to play something for you here, and you're gonna roll
your eyes, maybe you'll get angry, maybe you'll laugh. All
those are perfectly acceptable. But I want to tell you
why this is actually a good thing. It came out
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Joe Biden had all these conversations and this is what
Goldman says, the weather or whatever. But he said specifically
that he's never hunted them.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Does that contradict me?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I don't know what his comment is, and if we're
gonna well, I don't.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I don't think that's what he said.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
He never said that he has never spoken to anyone.
He said that he had nothing to do with hunter
Biden's business.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Okay, you just heard the audio. That's an outright line.
That's a sky is green lie. Oh maybe you thought
that was the worst of it. You'd be wronging that.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
The speakerphone conversations, they don't seem concerning to you because
there is no specifics about business, and it just seemed like.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
It was clear that it was clear that it was
part of the daily conversations that Hunter Biden had with
his father, And it was and and sounded like most
of the time.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Now, President Biden didn't even know who the people he
was at dinner. He was just asked to say hello.
Uh and he would, you know, talk about the way
the way he described it. Several times they asked over
and over he described what the weather was. How, how
what's going on on your end?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
He tells it sounds the weather, Hey, partly cloudy today, Joe.
Are things in Ukraine? Of course? Okay, now you're rolling
your eyes, you're laughing, you're laughing. It's ridiculous. But can
I just say this, There is value and having people
on your team who lack shame and will shamelessly back
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you no matter what you say or do. And frankly,
we probably need more of those on our team. I've thought,
and this is what I thought. This is a really
weird thought, But just stay with me. Remember the Mike
Tyson fight where Mike Tyson fought Evander Holyfield and bit
his ear off. Even the young guys will know of it.
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Chris Michael, you at least know of it, right. I
watched it live. Evander Holyfield, all time heavyweight Great, Mike Tyson,
all time heavyweight Great. Tyson gets in the ring. Holy
Field's clearly the better boxer. He's beating him up pretty well.
Tyson at one point in time, I think it was
the fifth round. I'm doing this from memory, clinches him,
grabs him, if you're not a grabs him, spits out
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his mouthpiece, and then takes Evander Holyfield's ear in his
mouth and bites a sizeable chunk of the ear off
and then spits it into the ring. I always thought
he really missed a boat on that he should have
chewed it up and swallowed it. It would have been way
more epic. But still spits the ear in the ring.
And I remember this like it was yesterday. Afterwards, in
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the locker room, there's all this controversy, the fans are
going crazy, there's media everywhere, and of course they pile
up outside of Mike Tyson's locker room, where the whole
world just watched that guy go Hannibal Lecter on Evander
Holyfield's ear, And who was outside of locker room? I
have no idea who this gentleman was. I can picture
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him like it was yesterday, one of Mike Tyson's entourage
who was being interviewed, and he was asked ten thousand
times what about the bite? But he bit his ear?
And the only answer that guy would give over and
over again, what about those headbuts? If if Andrew Holyfield
he kept head butting him and he's head butting him,
But what about the ear? Yeah, but the head butts
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are ridiculous. These headbuts have to stop. And yet I remember,
like it was yesterday as I watched, thinking to myself, Okay,
that guy looks like a clown. But don't you need
a guy like that in your corner. Doesn't everybody need
a dog, somebody who's just gonna cheer you on even
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on your worst day. I would argue the right probably
needs more dorks like.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
This, saying that the speakerphone conversations they don't seem concerning
to you because there is no specifics about business. And
it just seemed like.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
It was clear that it was clear that it was
part of the daily conversations that Hunter Biden had with
his father, and it was and sounded like most of
the time.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Now, President Biden didn't even know who the people he
was at dinner. He was just asked to say hello,
uh and he would, you know, talk about the way
he described it? Several times they asked, over and over
and over he described what the weather was? How?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
How?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
What?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I don't even know who these people are?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
What?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Hey? Is it rainy? It rained today? Hot over here? Anyway,
I'm joe y'all have a good one. Ridiculous, clownish, dishonest. Yes,
anything you want to say about it is true. I'm
not defending that that. There's a role for everybody, even
a hype man. Maybe we need more hype man on
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our side. All right, all right now, someone asked a
great question. Why that's talk about the why? Why are
these things happening? Why aren't Republicans doing anything?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Why?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Why?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Why? We'll get to that here in just a moment.
Before we get to that, let's get to the why
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On a Monday. Medal of Honor Monday coming up. About
forty five minutes from now, I will hopefully get to
my caso recipe, Like what Chris, it's world famous. It's
about to be world famous about ten minutes from now.
I hope I'm about to change your life. When I
tell you I've perfected it, you just have to trust
me on this. Did I steer you wrong about the burger?
Speaker 4 (12:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I didn't best cheeseburger you've ever had. I know. Look,
it's my gift. I now, after so many struggles and toils,
have perfected the caso and I'm going to present it
to you free of charge right here on the world
famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, let's talk about the why Jesse.
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This is from the email. Remember you can email the
show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Why are Republicans
or conservatives such sissies? I have to say sissies. I
can't use the word he used. I don't know if
you can say that word. So can you just say cowards?
I'm a Hungarian American immigrant. What I see right now
is disturbing me. Okay, why are they such sissies? Well,
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let's dig into it. We were just talking about a
hype man like this loser Daniel Goldman from New York,
the hype man. They have guys like this saying.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
That the speakerphone conversations they don't seem concerning to you
because there is no specifics about business. And it just
seemed like.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
It was clear that it was clear that it was
part of the daily conversations that Hunter Biden had with
his father, and it was and sounds like most of
the time, now President Biden didn't even know who the
people he was at dinner. He was just asked to
say hello, uh, and he would, you know, talk about
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the the he described it the weather.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
That's their people. Now let me present our people. This
is this is a member of the House, Nancy Mace,
it's her name. Joe Biden has run a crime family
from his position as the Senate, then vice president, and
we assume now as president for a long time. We
have hard evidence of this. This isn't talk radio fodder.
(14:23):
We have multiple witnesses and hard evidence of this. This
is our side.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Well, I do believe we are at this point.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
An inquiry is different from an impeachment vote and is
another tool in the tool box. But I will tell
you every time we walk the plank, we are putting
moderate members, members that won Biden won districts. We are
putting those seats at risk for twenty twenty four. We
are putting the majority at risk. And it's not just
impeachment that does at other issues like abortion, etc.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Also put those members.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
They have people like Daniel Goldman who will claim with
a straight face he was talking about the weather. We
have people like Nancy Mace who think, well it might
put a couple moderate seats. They might put a couple
of moderate seats at risk. We still have people speaking
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like this.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Not good for the republic to keep inpeaching presidents and
indicting presidents.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
All this stuff is destructive.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
The other side says, oh, they want out there for
preserving democracy.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
They're pity, it's not good for the republic. We can't
do it because it's not good for the republic. Why, though,
why are we stuck with representation like this, even though
I really like Grandpaul. Why are we stuck with representation
like Nancy Mace and they're full of hype men like
Daniel Goldman, like AOC who will go all in every
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single time for the cause. Why, here's why we suck
in primaries. And we must resolve to change things on
the right, wherever you are Republican, conservative, libertarian, nationalists, whatever
you consider yourself, if you're just an anti communist like me,
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wherever you are on the right, we are so full
of normy norm losers who are holding us back. That
is why we haven't done anything to the Bidens yet.
That's why there's been no impeachments yet. That's why you
have Nancy Mason there. Do you want to know. I
have a little list in front of me here. It
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is the most popular senators in their state in the
United States of America. You know how republican South Dakota is.
South Dakota is sixty percent Republican. That is considered a
super majority. If you're a Democrat there, you would need
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a miracle from Jesus himself to win a statewide election
in a state like that. So you a state where
Democrats can't get elected statewide. So the Republican primary voter
has complete freedom, total freeman freedom to go to the
polls and pick somebody further to the right than Genghis Khan.
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The Republican primary voter gets whoever he wants as his representative.
And you can't blame cheating because they're not cheating in
the Republican primary of South Dakota. You can't blame Democrats,
you can't blame the media, you can't blame anybody else
but the Republican primary voter in a state that is
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blood red. It's so red you can see it from
the moon. Two of the most popular senators in the
United States of America are John Thune of south of
South Dakota and Mike Rounds of South Dakota. Those are
two Republicans who routinely cast vot votes to kneecap any
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efforts by the right to gain any ground whatsoever. John
Thune is as useless as any person walking the halls
of the Senate, and his blood red state not only
goes to the polls to send him back to the
Senate every time. They love the job he's doing. Why
are we stuck with Nancy Mace while they have Daniel Goldman.
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It's us. It's us. Maybe instead of the politicians getting
on a male vitality stack from chock, maybe it's the
voters who should. Maybe the female voters should get on
the female vitality stack and the male voters should get
on the male vitality stack. Because clearly we lack any
kind of focus or resolve here. How many normy norms
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are zombie like walking into their polling locations on election
after election after election voting for people like John Thune,
who got so two percent of the primary vote the
last time he was up for reelection. Screws you. Every
chance he gets, a normy norm can't wait to go
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vote for him again. I love John Dune. He's handsome,
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And look, I know that hurts the year. Why why
don't Republicans Why don't they do? Why don't they step up?
Why do we have to hear crap like this from
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people like Nancy.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Mas I you believe we are at this point.
Speaker 6 (19:59):
An incre is different from an impeachment vote and is
another tool in the tool box. But I will tell you,
every time we walk the plank, we are putting moderate members,
members that won Biden one districts. We are putting those
seats at risk for twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
We are what about our seats in twenty twenty four? Guys,
we gotta take it easy. Let's not be extreme, Let's
not go too far. If you're tired of that, like
I'm tired of that, and I know you are. I'm
not worried about you, but it's time to start slapping
Norman norm awake it's time to tell your Norman neighbor
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to stop voting for John Thune in the primary. Chris
looked it up. John Thune he ran a general election
after getting seventy two percent of the vote in the primary.
More than double more than double the Republican vote total
showed up in the general, meaning we once again had
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less than fifty percent participation in a primary and the
people who did show up. The fifty percent who did
show up showed up and voted for John Thune. We
are constantly ranting about how we want a stronger GOP
and we want them to have some guts, and why
are they such sissies, and why won't they why won't
they do something? Well, we never punish them. They never
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get punished at the pools. Ever, Normy norm watches Fox
News like a zombie all day long. He votes for
whoever the nightly Loser host is over there, votes for
whoever it is they tell him to vote for. Well,
I saw him on Fox News. He seemed really nice.
And then we wonder why we never get changes at
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all primary elections primary elections, And I know you're already
doing it, but man, we have got to become ambassadors
for the people in our lives. Maybe your mom needs
a phone call before the next primary. Maybe your brother does.
Maybe it's your wife or your husband, Maybe it's your son.
Maybe maybe it's who knows, a coworker, a neighbor. We
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have got to start aggressively talking to people during primaries.
Man alive, all right, I'm gonna get to the CASO
thing in a second. I just have to laugh about this.
I'm sorry, I can't. I'm sorry. I know this is
not right. But the headline is this cop plans to
sue the City of New York, claiming the NYPD doctor
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bullied him for taking six for taking sick leave. And
I know bullying is not funny. I know it's not,
but I uh, I'm not super hopeful about the future
of the NYPD. If the cops are now getting bullied
by doctors, that's not good. Imagine imagine being assaulted by
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some gang of murderous thugs and you call nine one
one and the cop they send to help you out
as the guy who just got bullied by the a
pediatrician that morning. That's not good. You're gonna die, all right.
Quit focus on what's important, because we still have a
bunch of politics to get to, and we still have
Medal of Honor Monday, and we have to talk about
the high school boys going further to the right, and
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Bill Barr's a piece of trash and all kinds of things.
But let's let's deal with what really matters. First. Food,
Because since returning from Israel, I've eaten everything. I've eaten everything.
You name it, you name an unhealthy delicacy, I have
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consumed it, from burgers to pizza. I've had fried chicken.
I've been eating so many eggs, and all the bacon
I've eaten, all the bacon, packs and packs and packs
of bacon. It's just feed me all the bacon. I've had, candy,
I've had to Rito's. I hadn't had Toritos in so long.
Tonight for the coup de gra if you will, Chris,
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that's Spanish for the coup dei gras. The wife is
making her homemade feticini alfredo, which is the greatest feed
chenie Alfredo. Ever, I won't even order it in restaurants anymore.
She makes the fetichini alfredo. So far, so good. But
this weekend I did something, and I'm gonna give it
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to you for free. And I just want to. I
want to. I want you to understand how selfless I am,
how truly? What's how do you say that word, Chris, magnanimous?
That's a word, right, magnanim That does that means selfless?
I think it does. I've read it in books before.
That's how truly magnanif magnanimous and of fuskating I am.
I'm here to give you this incredible recipe for free.
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I'm free of charge, free of charge. Are you ready?
And maybe you're thinking to yourself, Jesse, I don't have
a smoker. You don't need to have a smoker for this.
It helps adds a little smoky flavor to it, But
you don't need a smoker for this. Are you ready
for the greatest homemade kso of all time? And you
can make it right at home? You can make it
at home? Be ready for this? All right? Let's go
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to the store.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Look, I'm gonna get back to politics in a minute.
I'm busy. First of all, Velveta, you need to go
get a block of elvida, right, so, block of elvida
boom check. Second, your second cheese that goes in there
is smoked gouda. I get the already cubed smoke gouda
at the Storks. I never see chunks of it. So
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the smoke Gouda delvita smoke goodaky you with me? Two? Wait, three,
I'm gonna stop numbering them because I'm gonna lose track. Charizo. Sorry,
Chris had to go with the pork cherizo. So Chris
Jewish producer. Chris will not be trying the caso Michael,
and I will be sure to let you know how
good it is. What Chris, that's not nice anyway. Pork chiriso.
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Then fresh onions, diced onions. Freshly diced onions. You can
dice them yourself, or if you're a woman, I know
you're probably good at that. I don't dice onions, so
I go get the little thing that's already in the
grocery store that's dyp Then a small can of pickled
and diced jalapenos right now. Finally you need a small
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can and they'll have this in your store. A small
can of crushed Chipotle peppers. Crushed Chipotle peppers, do not
get the whole big ones. I've tried that before. Then
grab a can or two of cream of mushroom soup
right then sang with me, Chris, hang with me, Go home.
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Take one of the foil pans, the disposable foil pans.
Chunk up the velveta though it in there, through the
good in, all the onions, all the jalapenos, the entire
can of the crushed chipotle peppers, probably two cans of
cream of mushroom soup. Brown the chreiso really quickly in
a pan. Then dump all that in there. Don't worry
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about mixing anything. Don't mix a thing. Have your smoker
on two torn or your oven on two twenty five.
Throw the pan in. Just leave all the ingredients all
separate like that for one hour. Come back after an hour.
That's a sound it makes, what Chris? You mix up
all the ingredients. You take it out and mix up
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all the ingredients, mix them up really really really really
really well. Then throw it back on the smoker or
back in the oven for two more hours. Don't look
at it, let it smoke or just let it cook
in the oven. Pull it out, enjoy the greatest caso ever.
I will warn you though it's got a little heat
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to it. I think I can't figure out where that
heat was coming from. It almost seemed a little too
hot for the jalapenos. I think maybe the crushed chipotles
have heat that I didn't know about. They have heat, failus,
they do have Okay, never mind, I guess that's where
it came from. It had more heat than I thought
it was going to have, but a great amount of heat,
A perfect amount of heat this case. So dip just
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changed your next party. It changed everything. Get some get
out some dordaic chips and enjoy yourself. What Chris, I
just paint? It's now Jesse Kelly's world famous caso dip.
Jesse Kelly's world famous caso dip. I've been working on it. No,
I'm not putting it in a book. Chris, stop asking.
There's not going to be another book. There's not going
to be another book. All right, all right, let's talk
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about this sociopath here, really.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Quock, I am seven grandkids, four of the more five
more enough to talk on the phone. You know, every
day I either text him or call them.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Oh, Grandpa of the year. Seven grandkids. Huh that is
interesting seven grandkids, because it seems like yesterday Joe Biden
was talking about having six grandkids. I didn't imagine that, right,
Christy was talking about six grandkids. We have the audio
of the six grandkids. Oh yeah, oh, we have the
audio of that. Before we get to that, let me
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get to this really quickly. Practice. How do we practice?
How often should we practice with our weapon?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Well?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
As often as you can. But I know, look, I
know you're not on Sealed Team six. I know you
don't have hours a day to practice. How about this
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Hall and Oates tonight. I didn't realize we were getting
so hardcore on Monday. It's medal of honor Monday Baby,
all right. Now. Joe Biden and his wife have both
for the longest time denied the existence of the grandchild.
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They're ashamed of the one hunter Biden had with a stripper.
It's not just Joe, Jill, who was really an underrated
evil person. Jill's been on TV right by Joe, you know,
try to do the ventriloquist thing for Joe, saying things
like this, So my name is Jill, and this is
my husband Joe.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
And your children may not know, but we have three children,
and we have six grandchildren.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Exact except they have seven and now turning on a dime,
Joe Biden is out there saying things like that, I.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Am seven grandkids, four five enough to talk on the phone,
you know. Every day I either text him or call him.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Doing the lovable grandpa routine. After he was called out
repeatedly for denying the very existence of his granddaughter, his
seventh granddaughter. He even got a little testy with Peter
wondering if you have a comment on this reporting for
finally out of Arkansas that your son Hunter just made you.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Of grandfather again.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
No, that's a private matter. I have no comments.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
You guys, that's my favorite part. Only you would ask
that you see that doing the jerk thing kids in
kicks in and then he realizes he has to do
something to try to soften every's And you're a good man, though,
you're a good man. Hey man, you weapon it's great jerk.
They we're buds though, Right, you're a good dude. I've
heard you're a good dude. So what happened there? What's
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happening there is the bidens are starting to feel heat.
This is a good thing, kind of in the end,
it'll be a bad thing. I'll explain in a minute.
But the bidens are starting to feel heat. You even
have communist newspapers like The New York Times telling Joe
Biden to acknowledge his seventh grandchild. Why would they do that, though?
(32:30):
Why would the New York Times. The New York Times
carried water for Joseph Stalin. That's how communist that newspaper is.
Joseph Stalin when he was starving millions of Ukrainians to
death in the Hellota More, the New York Times ran
cover for his crimes for genocide. The New York Times
will defend genocide if it means defending communism. Yet they've
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blasted Joe Biden to the point where he's acknowledging the
shame grandchild that he did. Want to acknowledge. What's happening?
Why the pivot? Why the lovable grandpa routine? Joe Biden
feels as if he's being pushed out. Two things happened
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in the last week that should have woken everybody up.
The first thing was last week, Hunter Biden he was
all set to get this sweetheart plea deal courtesy of
the DOJ. The DOJ essentially colluded with Hunter Biden to
make sure he was going to get a plea deal
where he got no jail time for these crimes, but
(33:37):
it also tried to sweep up any future crimes he
may committed. Was essentially kind of a blanket immunity Okay, well,
here's a slap on the wrist for this, and uh uh,
if it comes out you did anything else, So we'll
just forget about that too. That's all part of this too.
It was so agregious. The judge stopped it. The judge
stopped it. Why would a judge in Delaware stop it?
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It doesn't make sense for a completely corrupted system. Why
would a judge stop it. Well, when you pair that
with Joe Biden coming out now acknowledging his seventh grandchild,
what you have is a Biden regime that is feeling
the heat, and they're in trouble. They are, he even
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has impeachment on his.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Republicans may have to find something else to criticize me
for now that inflation is coming down. Maybe so I
didn'tmpeach me because it's coming down.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
I love that one. Oh, anyway, it's not a story.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
I love how nobody laughs or says it. Always acts
like he just delivered a singer. Anyway, I'm gonna move on.
But Joe Biden's feeling the heat. Not from Republicans though,
because Republicans don't know how to produce heat. Republicans don't
give people heat. Democrats give people heat. Remember Democrats, when
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they get removed, it's other Democrats who remove them. Andrew
Cuomo is no longer governor of New York and it
wasn't Republicans that did it to him. It was Democrats
who did it to him. Joe Biden is feeling heat
from the left and he's feeling that heat because they
found a prettier girl. Gavin Newsom is right there. They
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are feeling like they have a massive option to trade up.
They have an upgrade option. We can lose the guy
who gets a little too excited about meeting a.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Little grem forrell Ingray, champion of farmers and workers. They
a great friend, the Representative Jared Goldin, whose greatest claim
to fame is a beautiful wife little daughter I just met.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
We can lose that guy, and we can pick up
mister slickback hair essential oil salesman from Cala who can
sell ketchup popsicles to women with white gloves. Democrats are
seeing an option for an upgrade, and Joe Biden in
the Biden regime, they know it. They know there's a
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prettier dime who just walked in the room wearing high heels,
all dolled up with a fresh floor to tan, and
Joe's sitting there looking flabby and old, and they're feeling
the heat big time. That's why the public relations campaign
right now, all right, our medal of Honor Monday one
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on the world Famous Jesse Kelly's Show. I want to
begin here in a totally different place, totally random. But
you know, Devin Archer testified behind closed doors today to
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the house, Who's Devin Archer? I know there are all
kinds of names that get thrown around and it gets
way confusing. You can't figure out who's partnering with whom,
Who's this scumbag. Devin Archer is Hunter Biden's friend and
business partner. Friend and business partner, all right, that's who
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Devin Archer is. And this is I'm going somewhere where
this Just hang with me for a moment. Let's just
do a couple of little flashbacks to Joe Biden. Audio
is a little rough on this one, but it's essentially
a voter. This is back in twenty nineteen telling Joe
you're involved in your son's MS.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
This thanks your son over there.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
You play a job and work for as he did.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
He had no experiences, nothing in order get.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Access to.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You're you're selling access to resident just.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Like he is.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
So you man, that's not true, and no one.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
That's because uh, the guy was overweight. What you just heard,
I could let it play was Joe Biden calling him
fat and a liar. That's what he just called him,
sedentary and a liar. Because Joe Biden is a jerk
and always has been a jerk. They played him up
as the soft, cuddly, nice old guy compared to that
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mean Trump. But Joe Biden's a jerk always. But that's
him saying no, that's a lie. This is him again, never.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Discussed with my son, or my brother or anyone else
ending having to go with their businesses. Period. I did
anything wrong, and I didn't realize he was on the
board till after it was after he'd been on the board.
And at the same time he has come forward and
said it was a mistake on his part to be
on the board.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I don't know what he was doing. I know he
was on the board.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I found out he was on the board after he
was on the board, and I.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Was okay, yeah, yeah, we got it. And those are
all obvious, obvious lies. Because if there is one thing
that always ties a father and his children together, it
is business talk. To this day, when something happens for
me career wise, business wise, my first phone call pretty
much is to my dad, Dad, what do you think
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about this? Dad? What do you think about that? Or
bragging about something Dad, I got promoted.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Dad.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
You call Dad first. Dad knows what you do, He
knows how much you make, especially as a son. You
want to brag to your dad, You talk to you Dad.
They knew everything. And Devin Archer goes into the house
today behind closed doors and testifies, yeah, more than twenty times,
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Joe Biden was on those phone calls. But none of
that's the point of what I'm going to talk about. Nothing.
You're not surprised about any of this news today. I
want to talk about something different. I'm want to use
this to go someplace different, and this is where I
want to go. We as human beings, tend to be
fairly confident in ourselves, especially people on the right, and
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we tend to think that the way we do things
is the only way to do things, and that people
who do things in different ways are wrong or different
tactics are wrong. But I am here to point something
out about the Communists. The Communists have always understood that
there is a role for so many different kinds of people.
(04:58):
When you're in it a cause, if the cause is
really what matters, if you really want to pull the
country to the right, if you really want to be
an anti communist. The truth is there are many different
people that have to play play many different kinds of roles.
Your role won't be my role. It won't be Michael's role.
It won't be Chris's rule, won't be the wife's rule,
won't be the husband's rule, won't be your kid's rule.
(05:19):
We all have different gifts and different roles to play.
Daniel Goldman. He's a Democrat, New York, New York Democrat.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
He is.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
An embarrassing weapons grade scumbag. So I know that I
don't like Goldman. You don't like Goldman, but I want
to play something for you here, and you're gonna roll
your eyes, maybe you'll get angry, maybe you'll laugh. All
those are perfectly acceptable. But I want to tell you
why this is actually a good thing. It came out
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Joe Biden had all these conversations and this is what
Goldman says, the weather or whatever. But he said specifically
that he's never hunted them.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Does that contradict me?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I don't know what his comment is, and if we're
gonna well, I don't.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I don't think that's what he said.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
He never said that he has never spoken to anyone.
He said that he had nothing to do with hunter
Biden's business.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Okay, you just heard the audio. That's an outright line.
That's a sky is green lie. Oh maybe you thought
that was the worst of it. You'd be wronging that.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
The speakerphone conversations, they don't seem concerning to you because
there is no specifics about business, and it just seemed like.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
It was clear that it was clear that it was
part of the daily conversations that Hunter Biden had with
his father, And it was and and sounded like most
of the time.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Now, President Biden didn't even know who the people he
was at dinner. He was just asked to say hello.
Uh and he would, you know, talk about the way
the way he described it. Several times they asked over
and over he described what the weather was. How, how
what's going on on your end?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
He tells it sounds the weather, Hey, partly cloudy today, Joe.
Are things in Ukraine? Of course? Okay, now you're rolling
your eyes, you're laughing, you're laughing. It's ridiculous. But can
I just say this, There is value and having people
on your team who lack shame and will shamelessly back
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you no matter what you say or do. And frankly,
we probably need more of those on our team. I've thought,
and this is what I thought. This is a really
weird thought, But just stay with me. Remember the Mike
Tyson fight where Mike Tyson fought Evander Holyfield and bit
his ear off. Even the young guys will know of it.
(07:55):
Chris Michael, you at least know of it, right. I
watched it live. Evander Holyfield, all time heavyweight Great, Mike Tyson,
all time heavyweight Great. Tyson gets in the ring. Holy
Field's clearly the better boxer. He's beating him up pretty well.
Tyson at one point in time, I think it was
the fifth round. I'm doing this from memory, clinches him,
grabs him, if you're not a grabs him, spits out
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his mouthpiece, and then takes Evander Holyfield's ear in his
mouth and bites a sizeable chunk of the ear off
and then spits it into the ring. I always thought
he really missed a boat on that he should have
chewed it up and swallowed it. It would have been way
more epic. But still spits the ear in the ring.
And I remember this like it was yesterday. Afterwards, in
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the locker room, there's all this controversy, the fans are
going crazy, there's media everywhere, and of course they pile
up outside of Mike Tyson's locker room, where the whole
world just watched that guy go Hannibal Lecter on Evander
Holyfield's ear, And who was outside of locker room? I
have no idea who this gentleman was. I can picture
(09:03):
him like it was yesterday, one of Mike Tyson's entourage
who was being interviewed, and he was asked ten thousand
times what about the bite? But he bit his ear?
And the only answer that guy would give over and
over again, what about those headbuts? If if Andrew Holyfield
he kept head butting him and he's head butting him,
But what about the ear? Yeah, but the head butts
(09:23):
are ridiculous. These headbuts have to stop. And yet I remember,
like it was yesterday as I watched, thinking to myself, Okay,
that guy looks like a clown. But don't you need
a guy like that in your corner. Doesn't everybody need
a dog, somebody who's just gonna cheer you on even
(09:44):
on your worst day. I would argue the right probably
needs more dorks like.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
This, saying that the speakerphone conversations they don't seem concerning
to you because there is no specifics about business. And
it just seemed like.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
It was clear that it was clear that it was
part of the daily conversations that Hunter Biden had with
his father, and it was and sounded like most of
the time.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Now, President Biden didn't even know who the people he
was at dinner. He was just asked to say hello,
uh and he would, you know, talk about the way
he described it? Several times they asked, over and over
and over he described what the weather was? How?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
How?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
What?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I don't even know who these people are?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
What?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Hey? Is it rainy? It rained today? Hot over here? Anyway,
I'm joe y'all have a good one. Ridiculous, clownish, dishonest. Yes,
anything you want to say about it is true. I'm
not defending that that. There's a role for everybody, even
a hype man. Maybe we need more hype man on
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our side. All right, all right now, someone asked a
great question. Why that's talk about the why? Why are
these things happening? Why aren't Republicans doing anything?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Why?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Why?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Why? We'll get to that here in just a moment.
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This is from the email. Remember you can email the
show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Why are Republicans
or conservatives such sissies? I have to say sissies. I
can't use the word he used. I don't know if
you can say that word. So can you just say cowards?
I'm a Hungarian American immigrant. What I see right now
is disturbing me. Okay, why are they such sissies? Well,
(13:21):
let's dig into it. We were just talking about a
hype man like this loser Daniel Goldman from New York,
the hype man. They have guys like this saying.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
That the speakerphone conversations they don't seem concerning to you
because there is no specifics about business. And it just
seemed like.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
It was clear that it was clear that it was
part of the daily conversations that Hunter Biden had with
his father, and it was and sounds like most of
the time, now President Biden didn't even know who the
people he was at dinner. He was just asked to
say hello, uh, and he would, you know, talk about
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the the he described it the weather.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
That's their people. Now let me present our people. This
is this is a member of the House, Nancy Mace,
it's her name. Joe Biden has run a crime family
from his position as the Senate, then vice president, and
we assume now as president for a long time. We
have hard evidence of this. This isn't talk radio fodder.
(14:23):
We have multiple witnesses and hard evidence of this. This
is our side.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Well, I do believe we are at this point.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
An inquiry is different from an impeachment vote and is
another tool in the tool box. But I will tell
you every time we walk the plank, we are putting
moderate members, members that won Biden won districts. We are
putting those seats at risk for twenty twenty four. We
are putting the majority at risk. And it's not just
impeachment that does at other issues like abortion, etc.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Also put those members.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
They have people like Daniel Goldman who will claim with
a straight face he was talking about the weather. We
have people like Nancy Mace who think, well it might
put a couple moderate seats. They might put a couple
of moderate seats at risk. We still have people speaking
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like this.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Not good for the republic to keep inpeaching presidents and
indicting presidents.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
All this stuff is destructive.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
The other side says, oh, they want out there for
preserving democracy.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
They're pity, it's not good for the republic. We can't
do it because it's not good for the republic. Why, though,
why are we stuck with representation like this, even though
I really like Grandpaul. Why are we stuck with representation
like Nancy Mace and they're full of hype men like
Daniel Goldman, like AOC who will go all in every
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single time for the cause. Why, here's why we suck
in primaries. And we must resolve to change things on
the right, wherever you are Republican, conservative, libertarian, nationalists, whatever
you consider yourself, if you're just an anti communist like me,
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wherever you are on the right, we are so full
of normy norm losers who are holding us back. That
is why we haven't done anything to the Bidens yet.
That's why there's been no impeachments yet. That's why you
have Nancy Mason there. Do you want to know. I
have a little list in front of me here. It
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is the most popular senators in their state in the
United States of America. You know how republican South Dakota is.
South Dakota is sixty percent Republican. That is considered a
super majority. If you're a Democrat there, you would need
(16:53):
a miracle from Jesus himself to win a statewide election
in a state like that. So you a state where
Democrats can't get elected statewide. So the Republican primary voter
has complete freedom, total freeman freedom to go to the
polls and pick somebody further to the right than Genghis Khan.
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The Republican primary voter gets whoever he wants as his representative.
And you can't blame cheating because they're not cheating in
the Republican primary of South Dakota. You can't blame Democrats,
you can't blame the media, you can't blame anybody else
but the Republican primary voter in a state that is
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blood red. It's so red you can see it from
the moon. Two of the most popular senators in the
United States of America are John Thune of south of
South Dakota and Mike Rounds of South Dakota. Those are
two Republicans who routinely cast vot votes to kneecap any
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efforts by the right to gain any ground whatsoever. John
Thune is as useless as any person walking the halls
of the Senate, and his blood red state not only
goes to the polls to send him back to the
Senate every time. They love the job he's doing. Why
are we stuck with Nancy Mace while they have Daniel Goldman.
(18:24):
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on the male vitality stack. Because clearly we lack any
kind of focus or resolve here. How many normy norms
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are zombie like walking into their polling locations on election
after election after election voting for people like John Thune,
who got so two percent of the primary vote the
last time he was up for reelection. Screws you. Every
chance he gets, a normy norm can't wait to go
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And look, I know that hurts the year. Why why
don't Republicans Why don't they do? Why don't they step up?
Why do we have to hear crap like this from
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people like Nancy.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Mas I you believe we are at this point.
Speaker 6 (19:59):
An incre is different from an impeachment vote and is
another tool in the tool box. But I will tell you,
every time we walk the plank, we are putting moderate members,
members that won Biden one districts. We are putting those
seats at risk for twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
We are what about our seats in twenty twenty four? Guys,
we gotta take it easy. Let's not be extreme, Let's
not go too far. If you're tired of that, like
I'm tired of that, and I know you are. I'm
not worried about you, but it's time to start slapping
Norman norm awake it's time to tell your Norman neighbor
(20:34):
to stop voting for John Thune in the primary. Chris
looked it up. John Thune he ran a general election
after getting seventy two percent of the vote in the primary.
More than double more than double the Republican vote total
showed up in the general, meaning we once again had
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less than fifty percent participation in a primary and the
people who did show up. The fifty percent who did
show up showed up and voted for John Thune. We
are constantly ranting about how we want a stronger GOP
and we want them to have some guts, and why
are they such sissies, and why won't they why won't
they do something? Well, we never punish them. They never
(21:19):
get punished at the pools. Ever, Normy norm watches Fox
News like a zombie all day long. He votes for
whoever the nightly Loser host is over there, votes for
whoever it is they tell him to vote for. Well,
I saw him on Fox News. He seemed really nice.
And then we wonder why we never get changes at
(21:39):
all primary elections primary elections, And I know you're already
doing it, but man, we have got to become ambassadors
for the people in our lives. Maybe your mom needs
a phone call before the next primary. Maybe your brother does.
Maybe it's your wife or your husband, Maybe it's your son.
Maybe maybe it's who knows, a coworker, a neighbor. We
(22:03):
have got to start aggressively talking to people during primaries.
Man alive, all right, I'm gonna get to the CASO
thing in a second. I just have to laugh about this.
I'm sorry, I can't. I'm sorry. I know this is
not right. But the headline is this cop plans to
sue the City of New York, claiming the NYPD doctor
(22:25):
bullied him for taking six for taking sick leave. And
I know bullying is not funny. I know it's not,
but I uh, I'm not super hopeful about the future
of the NYPD. If the cops are now getting bullied
by doctors, that's not good. Imagine imagine being assaulted by
(22:45):
some gang of murderous thugs and you call nine one
one and the cop they send to help you out
as the guy who just got bullied by the a
pediatrician that morning. That's not good. You're gonna die, all right.
Quit focus on what's important, because we still have a
bunch of politics to get to, and we still have
Medal of Honor Monday, and we have to talk about
the high school boys going further to the right, and
(23:07):
Bill Barr's a piece of trash and all kinds of things.
But let's let's deal with what really matters. First. Food,
Because since returning from Israel, I've eaten everything. I've eaten everything.
You name it, you name an unhealthy delicacy, I have
(23:28):
consumed it, from burgers to pizza. I've had fried chicken.
I've been eating so many eggs, and all the bacon
I've eaten, all the bacon, packs and packs and packs
of bacon. It's just feed me all the bacon. I've had, candy,
I've had to Rito's. I hadn't had Toritos in so long.
Tonight for the coup de gra if you will, Chris,
(23:52):
that's Spanish for the coup dei gras. The wife is
making her homemade feticini alfredo, which is the greatest feed
chenie Alfredo. Ever, I won't even order it in restaurants anymore.
She makes the fetichini alfredo. So far, so good. But
this weekend I did something, and I'm gonna give it
(24:13):
to you for free. And I just want to. I
want to. I want you to understand how selfless I am,
how truly? What's how do you say that word, Chris, magnanimous?
That's a word, right, magnanim That does that means selfless?
I think it does. I've read it in books before.
That's how truly magnanif magnanimous and of fuskating I am.
I'm here to give you this incredible recipe for free.
(24:37):
I'm free of charge, free of charge. Are you ready?
And maybe you're thinking to yourself, Jesse, I don't have
a smoker. You don't need to have a smoker for this.
It helps adds a little smoky flavor to it, But
you don't need a smoker for this. Are you ready
for the greatest homemade kso of all time? And you
can make it right at home? You can make it
at home? Be ready for this? All right? Let's go
(24:59):
to the store.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Look, I'm gonna get back to politics in a minute.
I'm busy. First of all, Velveta, you need to go
get a block of elvida, right, so, block of elvida
boom check. Second, your second cheese that goes in there
is smoked gouda. I get the already cubed smoke gouda
at the Storks. I never see chunks of it. So
(25:22):
the smoke Gouda delvita smoke goodaky you with me? Two? Wait, three,
I'm gonna stop numbering them because I'm gonna lose track. Charizo. Sorry,
Chris had to go with the pork cherizo. So Chris
Jewish producer. Chris will not be trying the caso Michael,
and I will be sure to let you know how
good it is. What Chris, that's not nice anyway. Pork chiriso.
(25:45):
Then fresh onions, diced onions. Freshly diced onions. You can
dice them yourself, or if you're a woman, I know
you're probably good at that. I don't dice onions, so
I go get the little thing that's already in the
grocery store that's dyp Then a small can of pickled
and diced jalapenos right now. Finally you need a small
(26:11):
can and they'll have this in your store. A small
can of crushed Chipotle peppers. Crushed Chipotle peppers, do not
get the whole big ones. I've tried that before. Then
grab a can or two of cream of mushroom soup
right then sang with me, Chris, hang with me, Go home.
(26:34):
Take one of the foil pans, the disposable foil pans.
Chunk up the velveta though it in there, through the
good in, all the onions, all the jalapenos, the entire
can of the crushed chipotle peppers, probably two cans of
cream of mushroom soup. Brown the chreiso really quickly in
a pan. Then dump all that in there. Don't worry
(26:55):
about mixing anything. Don't mix a thing. Have your smoker
on two torn or your oven on two twenty five.
Throw the pan in. Just leave all the ingredients all
separate like that for one hour. Come back after an hour.
That's a sound it makes, what Chris? You mix up
all the ingredients. You take it out and mix up
(27:16):
all the ingredients, mix them up really really really really
really well. Then throw it back on the smoker or
back in the oven for two more hours. Don't look
at it, let it smoke or just let it cook
in the oven. Pull it out, enjoy the greatest caso ever.
I will warn you though it's got a little heat
(27:37):
to it. I think I can't figure out where that
heat was coming from. It almost seemed a little too
hot for the jalapenos. I think maybe the crushed chipotles
have heat that I didn't know about. They have heat, failus,
they do have Okay, never mind, I guess that's where
it came from. It had more heat than I thought
it was going to have, but a great amount of heat,
A perfect amount of heat this case. So dip just
(27:58):
changed your next party. It changed everything. Get some get
out some dordaic chips and enjoy yourself. What Chris, I
just paint? It's now Jesse Kelly's world famous caso dip.
Jesse Kelly's world famous caso dip. I've been working on it. No,
I'm not putting it in a book. Chris, stop asking.
There's not going to be another book. There's not going
to be another book. All right, all right, let's talk
(28:22):
about this sociopath here, really.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Quock, I am seven grandkids, four of the more five
more enough to talk on the phone. You know, every
day I either text him or call them.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Oh, Grandpa of the year. Seven grandkids. Huh that is
interesting seven grandkids, because it seems like yesterday Joe Biden
was talking about having six grandkids. I didn't imagine that, right,
Christy was talking about six grandkids. We have the audio
of the six grandkids. Oh yeah, oh, we have the
audio of that. Before we get to that, let me
(28:55):
get to this really quickly. Practice. How do we practice?
How often should we practice with our weapon?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Well?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
As often as you can. But I know, look, I
know you're not on Sealed Team six. I know you
don't have hours a day to practice. How about this
thirty minutes a week, thirty minutes a week. Maybe that's
separated out in ten minute intervals. But mantis X makes
the practice time only practice time because you don't have
(29:26):
to take time to drive to the range. You don't
have to spend money on AMMO because mantis X attaches
to your weapon and you drive fire practice in the
comfort of your home. And I need to be clear,
it's more than just target practice. Man. They're putting you
through drills. You're getting faster, deadlier, more prepared for that
real life situation that I pray never comes. But mantis
(29:48):
X will get you ready. Ninety percent of your practice
should be dry fire practice. That's what the pros do,
It's what the green the green brays use mantis x.
Why do you think that is? Mantisx dot com? Mantisx
dot com. Hang on.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
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Speaker 1 (30:11):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Rockin' out to some
Hall and Oates tonight. I didn't realize we were getting
so hardcore on Monday. It's medal of honor Monday Baby,
all right. Now. Joe Biden and his wife have both
for the longest time denied the existence of the grandchild.
(30:33):
They're ashamed of the one hunter Biden had with a stripper.
It's not just Joe, Jill, who was really an underrated
evil person. Jill's been on TV right by Joe, you know,
try to do the ventriloquist thing for Joe, saying things
like this, So my name is Jill, and this is
my husband Joe.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
And your children may not know, but we have three children,
and we have six grandchildren.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Exact except they have seven and now turning on a dime,
Joe Biden is out there saying things like that, I.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Am seven grandkids, four five enough to talk on the phone,
you know. Every day I either text him or call him.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Doing the lovable grandpa routine. After he was called out
repeatedly for denying the very existence of his granddaughter, his
seventh granddaughter. He even got a little testy with Peter
wondering if you have a comment on this reporting for
finally out of Arkansas that your son Hunter just made you.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Of grandfather again.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
No, that's a private matter. I have no comments.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
You guys, that's my favorite part. Only you would ask
that you see that doing the jerk thing kids in
kicks in and then he realizes he has to do
something to try to soften every's And you're a good man, though,
you're a good man. Hey man, you weapon it's great jerk.
They we're buds though, Right, you're a good dude. I've
heard you're a good dude. So what happened there? What's
(32:07):
happening there is the bidens are starting to feel heat.
This is a good thing, kind of in the end,
it'll be a bad thing. I'll explain in a minute.
But the bidens are starting to feel heat. You even
have communist newspapers like The New York Times telling Joe
Biden to acknowledge his seventh grandchild. Why would they do that, though?
(32:30):
Why would the New York Times. The New York Times
carried water for Joseph Stalin. That's how communist that newspaper is.
Joseph Stalin when he was starving millions of Ukrainians to
death in the Hellota More, the New York Times ran
cover for his crimes for genocide. The New York Times
will defend genocide if it means defending communism. Yet they've
(32:54):
blasted Joe Biden to the point where he's acknowledging the
shame grandchild that he did. Want to acknowledge. What's happening?
Why the pivot? Why the lovable grandpa routine? Joe Biden
feels as if he's being pushed out. Two things happened
(33:14):
in the last week that should have woken everybody up.
The first thing was last week, Hunter Biden he was
all set to get this sweetheart plea deal courtesy of
the DOJ. The DOJ essentially colluded with Hunter Biden to
make sure he was going to get a plea deal
where he got no jail time for these crimes, but
(33:37):
it also tried to sweep up any future crimes he
may committed. Was essentially kind of a blanket immunity Okay, well,
here's a slap on the wrist for this, and uh uh,
if it comes out you did anything else, So we'll
just forget about that too. That's all part of this too.
It was so agregious. The judge stopped it. The judge
stopped it. Why would a judge in Delaware stop it?
(34:03):
It doesn't make sense for a completely corrupted system. Why
would a judge stop it. Well, when you pair that
with Joe Biden coming out now acknowledging his seventh grandchild,
what you have is a Biden regime that is feeling
the heat, and they're in trouble. They are, he even
(34:25):
has impeachment on his.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Republicans may have to find something else to criticize me
for now that inflation is coming down. Maybe so I
didn'tmpeach me because it's coming down.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
I love that one. Oh, anyway, it's not a story.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
I love how nobody laughs or says it. Always acts
like he just delivered a singer. Anyway, I'm gonna move on.
But Joe Biden's feeling the heat. Not from Republicans though,
because Republicans don't know how to produce heat. Republicans don't
give people heat. Democrats give people heat. Remember Democrats, when
(35:03):
they get removed, it's other Democrats who remove them. Andrew
Cuomo is no longer governor of New York and it
wasn't Republicans that did it to him. It was Democrats
who did it to him. Joe Biden is feeling heat
from the left and he's feeling that heat because they
found a prettier girl. Gavin Newsom is right there. They
(35:28):
are feeling like they have a massive option to trade up.
They have an upgrade option. We can lose the guy
who gets a little too excited about meeting a.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Little grem forrell Ingray, champion of farmers and workers. They
a great friend, the Representative Jared Goldin, whose greatest claim
to fame is a beautiful wife little daughter I just met.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
We can lose that guy, and we can pick up
mister slickback hair essential oil salesman from Cala who can
sell ketchup popsicles to women with white gloves. Democrats are
seeing an option for an upgrade, and Joe Biden in
the Biden regime, they know it. They know there's a
(36:15):
prettier dime who just walked in the room wearing high heels,
all dolled up with a fresh floor to tan, and
Joe's sitting there looking flabby and old, and they're feeling
the heat big time. That's why the public relations campaign
right now, all right, our medal of Honor Monday one
(36:37):
of my favorite ones ever. It's it's sick you want
you want a cool medal of Honor Monday. You're about
to have? What? Chris? What is it because of that?
It's yes, Chris, it's because of the part you just
pointed out, which I'm not going to give out yet
on the radio because it gives things away. But look,
if you want to, if you want a Medal of
Honor Monday citation, that's going to have you standing up,
(36:59):
cheer hearing, we probably have one for you, which will
deliver to you in just a moment. And then we're
gonna move on. We're gonna talk more about high school
boys trending to the right, a little more about this
devn Archer athletes are still having a whole lot of
heart issues. Why I wonder why that's happening. Oh that's
still to come on the Jesse Kelly Show. And still
(37:22):
to come. Is you making sure you have some sort
of fiscal responsibility. Did you know we've added one point
eight trillion dollars to the debt in eight weeks. Eight
weeks they raised the debt ceiling and the debt is
growing exponentially. Now there is no denying the debt crisis.
(37:47):
That's been warned about a thousand times, so now nobody
takes it seriously. It's coming and when it gets here,
it's going to hurt badly. Oxford Gold will put gold
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