September 9, 2024 • 37 mins
Being grateful for the little things. Your government gave protected status to people who terrorize their citizens. 30,000 people a month are being flown into the country by the Biden administration. They use your values against you. Don’t let these open border commies use your values against you. Why this debate matters so much.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Monday. And
what an amazing Monday it's going to be. It's pre debate.
It's pre debate night. I guess tomorrow night's the debate,
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and I'm excited about it. So we're gonna discuss that
a little bit. We're gonna discuss Well, apparently a bunch
of Haitian illegals are eating people or eating pets all
across the country. This is not just happening in Ohio,
It's happening across the country. We will discuss it. Harris
continues to fall behind with male voters, but there's a
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bigger conversation to have there. Why is it when the
left tries to make you look terrible then up making
you look good? Why is it? What's the disconnect there?
We will discuss it. I have a little story, a
little rumor you probably have not heard yet, but it's
one you absolutely need to hear. In fact, I'm gonna
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I'm probably gonna get to that right away tonight, so
I'm not even gonna make you hold out on that.
It's Medal of Honor Monday that's coming up an hour
from now, and I received legitimately the greatest compliment I've
ever received or probably will ever receive in my life.
And I'll tell you that all that more coming up
tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now I
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understand the big news of the day. It's what's happening
in Springfield, Ohio. It is the story for those who
don't understand, or maybe you're just now tuning in, let's
just discuss this for a little bit and then I'll
go into a long backstory on the rumor I'm hearing.
But Democrats and Republicans in leadership. It's one hundred percent
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of Democrats and the top Republicans, the elite Republicans. I'm
just going to lay this out as plainly as possible,
and then we'll get to Springfield. There is no negative
for those people to flood this country with illegals from
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every dump on the planet. There is no negative. Good
people like you oftentimes get confused. I still get emails
to this day, although I get a lot fewer, a
lot fewer, I don't think that's a way to put
that anyway. I get fewer now than I ever have before.
I still get emails saying, Jesse, I don't understand why
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why would they open up the border. Why would you
flood the country with prison gangs? Why would you flood
the country with Haitians? Why? I, Jesse, I don't get it. Why?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Why?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Why?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Why?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Why?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Why not? You're looking at it from a normal person,
a patriotic point of view. As long as you continue
to look at it from someone's point of view who
loves the country, then you can never understand why one
hundred percent of Democrats and Republican leadership like James Langford
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want the border open. You you want your border secured. You
want there to be border security. You want the people
who are here illegally to be arrested and deported. Why
do you want those things. It's not because you're an
anti communist or a nationalist, or a Republican or a conservative,
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or whatever you consider yourself. These are not traditional Republican
point of views. These are traditional patriotic points of view.
Long before there was a United States of America, normal
patriotic people in whatever nation they were in understood that
securing your border and controlling citizenship are central parts of
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a country. If you are patriotic, that's what you want.
Now that brings us to Democrats and Republican leadership. Just
to understand whatever I bring up, Democrats, I'm lumping in
the Mitch McConnell's, the John Cornyn's, the James Langford's of
the world, Mitt Romney, they're all They're all this way.
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But I'll just say Democrats for now, why are they
doing this? I don't want it. After all, this poor
woman has been terrorized from a small town in Ohio, Springfield, Ohio.
She needs to leave.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
And I'm saying it is so unsafe in my neighborhood anymore.
I have the homeless that we're trying to camp out,
and I have made concessions with them, and I try
to help them the best I can to keep them.
I'm trying to squad on my property, but it is
so unsafe. I have me and that cannot speak English
in my front yard screaming at me, throwing mattresses in
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my front yard, throwing trash in my front yard, and
I can't. I look at me. I weighed ninety five pounds.
I couldn't defend myself if I had to. My husband
is elderly, and last night after living in this home
for forty five years. He said, no, Well, guess what
it's time to pack up and move.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
He said, we.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Can't do this anymore. He said, it's killing both of
us mentally. I don't understand what you expect of us
as citizens. I mean, I understand they're here under temporary
protected status and you're protecting them. And I understand that
our city services are overwhelmed and understaffed. But who's protecting us?
If we're protecting them, who's protecting me.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Listen to that poor woman being attacked by her own government,
attacked by the federal government. Every single Democrat supports what
that poor soul and her husband are going through. Forty
five years. They don't have any money, forty five years
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in a small Ohio town, trying to get by in
the federal government declared war on her. Here's the lady
who might be the next president.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Starting with our administration, we gave TPS temporary protected status
to Haitian migrants fifty five thousand, and then more recently,
we extended temporary protective status to over one hundred thousand
hatient migrants for that very reason that they need support,
they need protection.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Did you know that your government my government, and I
want to give a shout out to Ryan Gerdusky who
brought this up. He brought up the specific number, which
even I didn't realize it was a high. Did you
know that the United States government is currently flying in
thirty one thousand people a month from Cuba, Haiti, Venezuela,
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and Nicaragua. These are not people who are coming over
here by train or slinking across the border courtesy of
a coyote. Because the government has declared war on you,
war on the economy, on your education system, on the
housing market, the federal government is now flying them in
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on your dime, to the tune of thirty thousand a month.
And now now they're eating ducks in the public park
of American towns.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Patians are running into trash cans, They're running into buildings,
they flipping cars in the middle of the street. Who's
getting paid from it? I feel like I honestly feel
like someone's getting paid from it. In the background, you
got a bunch of people on the bus getting dropped
off at a gas station to come down here. I
know a single mom that facetimeed me this morning at
the welfare All this that really like that really needs something,
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and it's nothing but immigrants over there. They're in the
park driving up ducks by the neck and cut their
head off and walking off with them. It's eating them.
Like we gotta do something, bro. It's kids out here
getting hurt.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Like.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
It's called the Humanitarian Parole program. Your own government has
declared war on you and your way of life, and
now they're flying in thirty thousand people a month, handing
them welfare. All these people qualify for government benefits immediately
and handing them jobs. And it's being done to you
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on purpose. Every single Democrat supports it. If you vote Democrat,
that's what you vote for. That's why I've said many
times before, and this is for every hate listening Democrat
on the show. You cannot vote Democrat and claim to
love your country. I don't care how much you hate Trump,
how much you hate Republicans, how much. If you support
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Democrats now in the year of Our Lord twenty twenty four,
you are an anti American piece of filth. You are
You cannot support this anymore. People are suffering. Americans are suffering.
And that brings me back to the point I made already.
Why Jesse I don't understand why. If you're an evil,
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soulless monster who doesn't care about America and doesn't care
about American citizens, why would you want it to stop?
Unending illegal immigration into the country is only a benefit
to you. The violence in chaos and murder causes more
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societal angst, and that always aids the communist. It always
aids the government, So that helps you. Did you know
the government is facilitating jobs for these people. These people
work for less money than you will work. These people
aren't making demands of benefits. They're not striking out there.
They're taking your job for pennies on the dollar. Again,
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it only benefits the evil people. If you're an evil,
unpatriotic person, why would you ever want it to stop.
You cannot vote Democrat anymore? You can't. I'm sorry, old
union guy, old blue collar Democrat, old Southern Democrat guy.
I know you hate Trump and Republicans. Fine, I hate
Republicans at the time too. You cannot support this anymore
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or you hate your freaking country. It's awful. We'll dig
into this a little more, but then I have a
story I want to get to. Before I get to that,
let's get to this. Speaking of getting old, I talked
to a buddy last night. He's gonna need some relief factor.
We'll put it that way. He's fifty three and he
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was out with his kid, teaching his kid how to
pop wheelies on his bike. And he's successful. Well, popped
the wheelie, I might point out, but when the bike
came back down, he threw us back out and I
made fun of him, of course, and then I promptly
told him, you know you, you're gonna need some relief
factor for quite some time. Buddy. Don't mask that pain.
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Whatever your daily pain is, whether you threw your back
out popping wheelies or you just your knee hurts, your
back or your neck hurts, don't mask it and don't
ignore it. Fight it, help your body fight it naturally.
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to relief Factor dot com. We'll be back. It is
The Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Of course, it's
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a Medal of Honor Monday that comes up about four
twenty five minutes from now, and I can't wait to
do a dive into this rumor that I'm hearing. I'm
actually gonna tell you now when I'm going to reveal it,
and it's legit. It's right after Medal of Honor Monday.
We're gonna go into this rumor hearing why we're going
to have to fight against it. You're gonna have something
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to do. I'm gonna have something to do, and I'll
give you a little background story on it. But that's
coming up about an hour from now. I'm gonna continue
on this. How's the illegal immigration, how's all this unending
immigration legal? And otherwise, how's it all working? Let's check
in with the New York Post. Animal sacrifices are on
the rise in Queens, with chickens and pigs being tortured
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in twisted rituals. You see, you look at things like
this and you think, how how could they? But an
evil person who wants to tear apart his country looks
at things like this and shrugs its shoulders. You know
what the Afghanistan stuff from Today's actually a good example
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of this. John Kirby today he was being asked some
questions about the Afghanistan withdraw and I want you to
listen to his inntwer. I'm not changing the subject, it's
along the same lines. Just listen. Was anyone ever held
accountable by the president directly for what happened with the
withdrawal in Afghanistan? And if not, remind the audience why not.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
We have all held ourselves accountable for.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
The progress of the withdrawal across the administration. And it
was a true interagency effort to get those one hundred
and twenty thousand people out and to make sure we
removed our diplomats and our military personnel safely.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
As I said, ed, not everything went according to plan.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Nothing ever does Hey, nothing goes according to plan. We've
madeorized thirteen of our warriors, and then we sent a
reparch drone after ten totally innocent people, and we murdered
all them, two six of them were children. But what
plan goes right? What plan? How could you give an
answer like that? How could you in the wake of
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drone striking ten people, six children? How could you give
an answer like this?
Speaker 7 (14:10):
How does it strike you that no one is held accountable,
because I know how it strikes a lot of people
around the world that you can get away with murder
and nobody's punished for it.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
I do understand that we appreciate that not everybody's gonna
support this decision. What I can tell you is we
looked at this thing very, very comprehensively, and again we
acknowledge that there were procedural breakdowns, processes were not executed
the way they should have been. But it doesn't necessarily
indicate that an individual or individuals have to be held
to account for that.
Speaker 7 (14:38):
But look, this is more discipline inside the Pentagon at all.
I mean, maybe they're no charges brought up, but is
anyone demoted or disciplined for what happened, then well, what.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
We are going to do.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
There's not going to be individual discipline as a result
of this, really, but what we are going to do
is learn.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
From this discipline. Why would you discipline everyone if you
don't care about America, if you don't care about American troops,
if you don't care about the military itself, they don't care.
So I'm gonna tell you something, and it may be
hard to hear. Maybe you even won't believe me, and
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that's fine, but I'm telling you I'm right about this.
The people who lead this country now are so evil,
they are so selfish, they are so craven. Thirteen Americans,
thirteen million Americans could die tomorrow and the people who
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lead this society wouldn't shed a single genuine tier for them,
not one. They would immediately begin pull testing the response,
thinking about how to get elected, attack the other side.
But the concept of America never crosses these people's minds.
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So as you listen to American citizen after American citizen
from Queens to Springfield, Ohio, to Chicago to Alabama, as
you listen to the American people suffer under the weight
of unending immigration from all over the planet. We're being raped,
we're being murdered. They're skinning alive and eating our cats.
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They're torturing pigs in Queens. As you watch the healthcare
system collapse under the weight of it, as you can't
afford a home, as all these things are happening to you,
you had better wake up and understand. The people who
run this country don't give a crap. And the Republicans
like James Langford and Mitch McConnell and John Cornyan, who
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help them do it, are ten times as despicable as
the filthy communists because they lie about it. I pretend
like that's not what they do. And this happens to
too many people in this country. I listen to this
freaking woman suffer ninety five pound woman. She's sitting there, old,
growing old in her country, just trying to die in peace,
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and she's been overrun by these freaking animals we brought in.
And of course it's done on purpose. This woman is
suffering on purpose.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
What I'm saying it is so unsafe in my neighborhood anymore.
I have the homeless that we're trying to camp out,
and I have made concessions with them, and I try
to help them the best I can to keep them.
I'm trying to squad on my property, but it is
so unsafe. I have me and that cannot speak English
in my front yard, screaming at me, throwing mattresses in
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my front yard, throwing trash in my front yard, and
I can't. I look at me. I weighed ninety five pounds.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
I couldn't listen to her, and they did it to her.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Starting with our administration, we gave TPS temporary protected status
to Haitian migrants fifty five thousand, and then more recently
we extended temporary protected status to over one hundred thousand
Haitian migrants.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Evil. They're not even human beings, They're evil. Remember that,
all right? Sorry I started yelling. You know, I don't
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ready to fight the evil people who run the country,
because we are going to have to fight this legally
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and locally. We are going to have to fight these
evil people.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
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That's five zero ccho q three thousand. We'll be back.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Of course,
Medal of Honor Mondays coming up about ten minutes from now.
I need to do a couple personal things here before
I get back to some emails and politics. Remember, after
Medal of Honor Monday, I'm gonna drop something on you
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I doubt you've heard, and we're gonna do a long
talk about that. After Medal of Honor Monday, we're gonna
have something we have to do. But first of all,
two personal things. I told you on Friday after the show,
I had to go do a thing and I couldn't
be specific about it at the time, but it was
a big It was a political thing that I just
felt like I should do because there was a big
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meeting of people on the right talking about state legislation,
local politics, how do we move the ball forward? There?
And it wasn't you know, it wasn't anything paid to
go to or anything like that. It was just something
I felt obligated to do for my country. But it
was at a baseball game. And right as we were
coming back from the break, Jewish producer Chris asked me,
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did you leave the game early?
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Chris?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Why would you think that I would leave the game early?
What is your problem? What would what would make you
think that? First of all, that's rude to even ask
me if I left the game early. Second, I left
in the sixth inning, if you should know? Okay, what Chris? Listen,
Everyone was talking to me the whole time I was there.
I told you I was going to go, and I
showed up and I was supportive and I supported and
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I did everything I could possibly do. But then everyone
just kept talking to me and talking to me and
talking to me, and so I pulled the old Irish
goodbye on him, the Jesse Kelly special. I just got up.
I didn't say goodbye to a soul, didn't shake a hand,
didn't kiss a baby, didn't hug anybody, didn't tell anybody,
I'm leaving. I just kind of got up and I
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walked right out the door. And that why do you
say it's weird, Chris, It's the best thing in the world.
It's the greatest thing in the world. Because look, the
Irish goodbye is polite. And this is going to actually
go right to the email I'm about to read here
in a moment. It's polite, but you've been taught that
it's not polite. When I say goodbye one, I'm breaking free.
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I'm treating myself right without any of the negatives that
come with it. Because what would have happened if I
got up and said, all right, I'm leaving, Oh don't go,
oh stay, oh no, the inning we wanted to go
have pizza afterwards, I would have had to no no, no, no, no,
I had to I would have to shoot down all that.
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I saved myself the headache. You know what else I saved, Chris.
I saved them the headache of having to say goodbye
to me. They were relieved of any obligation because you
know how people are, they feel like they had to
be polite. Ah, Jesse, it's been great saying it instead
like a shadow. I just slowly vanished from their presence.
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I win, they win, Everyone wins. This is a win
win situation for everybody. That's the beauty of the Irish. Goodbye.
I went to the freaking event. Okay, I didn't have
to stay for all nine innings. I went to the event,
and now it came home. That's one two. This isn't
even political, and it has nothing to do with you whatsoever.
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In fact, I don't even know if I've ever done
anything like this. I have to share something legitimately amazing
that happened to me, and then we're gonna I'm gonna
get to the email. But it was yesterday and I
think it was probably the greatest moment of my life.
I'm not even kidding you know how I ask. We've
had this talk before about how I asked the boys,
or I tell the boys, tell me something you're grateful for.
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I do it all the time with my sons. I've
done it for years and years and years. Tell me
something you're grateful for, and then we will thank God
for that thing, and it does not have to be big.
We've done it on the phones here. I'll probably you
know what. I don't think we've taken a call in
the month. It's not gonna be tonight either, but at
some point this week we might take calls. But I've
taken phone calls, and there's some of our favorite nights
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here on the show. Tell me something you're grateful for.
It could be that you have a bottle of water,
something to drink. It could be that your wife just
she her cancer's gone. You know, it could be something major,
it could be whatever it may be. Just tell me
something I want. I want my sons to have a
grateful heart. I want me to have a grateful heart.
No matter what's going on, there's always something be thankful for.
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And it's also a way, if I'm being honest, to
inoculate them about becoming communists or against becoming communists, because
there is never been a grateful communist. You don't know
a single Democrat who talks about how grateful they are
for this, how wonderful this is. Communists don't look at
the world like that everything's evo and everything sucks and
I have to burn everything down. There's never been a
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grateful communist. You teach your kids to be grateful, that
will never turn that way, all right, So that's the
thinking behind it. So I'm asking them. They're sitting over there,
they're doing homework, and I'm asking them, Hey, tell me
something you're grateful for. Boys, So I interrupted, and my
oldest James says, you. Now, these things can normally go.
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They normally are kind of a disappointment. They'll just say
they're grateful for whatever is in front of them to
try to get me off their back. They'll say, yo, Fred,
because they happy to be petting Fred at the time.
But he said you, and I wasn't expecting anything from it.
I said, I alway ask him why they know. Now,
I'm gonna ask him why. I want you to put
some thought into it. Why, even if it's a bottle
of water, why are you grateful for it? He's I
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asked why, and he said, Oh my gosh, I'm gonna
freaking lose it on the air just repeating it here.
I swear my life, he said to me, because you're
probably one of the greatest father figures anyone could ever
ask for. Oh, I know, Chris, he's sixteen. Dude. I'm
gonna lose it right here. I'm not even dude, I
don't even have feelings, and I just want you to
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know I have no point to tell you this other
than I'm the happiest man alive. And if if I
die tonight, if I die in my sleep, I died happy.
Just know my life is man, that's awesome. Whatever. Back
to the illegal immigration talk because I want to. I'm
gonna take a different, a different talk on it than
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what we've been doing. I already lost my temper. I'm
not going to do that again. I blasted the Democrat
demons and the Republican losers like James Lankford who helped
them set that aside. Why is it that there are
people on the left and the right, people who will
vote Democrat and some Republicans who are so weak when
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it comes to this. They're so incredibly weak when it
comes to this. I'm an immigration squish. Oh well, we
don't want to be mean. Well, let's just support let's
just support the criminals. Not everybody have they want a
better life. Remember, the Communist uses your values against you,
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and you can't let them do that. Have you? You know
this happens to my wife all the time. Here's an
example of it. My wife is Aubrey. She's probably the
most meticulous person I've ever known, I've ever known details.
I make merciless fun of her when she's packing the
kids up to go, not that I would change it,
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but when she's packing the kids up to go to
church camp for a week, you look at She'll she'll
make a foot locker for them, and she'll have every
single day and every item in a separate labeled ziplock bag.
It's the nerdiest thing you've ever seen in her entire life.
If we're going on vacation, she will have an Excel
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spreadsheet checklist on my life. I'm not making that up.
She's just a huge nerd when it comes to that.
But you have to have people like that. And she's
the same way when it comes to parties. If you
have a birthday party, one of the boys is having
a birthday party, or a neighbor or a dad or
something like that, she will plan every single bit of it. Oh,
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we should get the cake from here, and we're talking
months ahead of time. We should make sure we get
a space at Chuck e Cheese here, and let's make
sure she's just meticulous about that and she's done it
for her friends and family members. She will want to
throw the part so she can organize it and make
sure all the details are perfect. She's just that kind
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of digital, diligent person. You know the struggle I have
with her. It's not a struggle I have with her,
but a talk I've had to have with her several times.
Everyone now, even people she doesn't know that well. They
want Aubrey to throw her, to throw their party, everyone,
every single one of them. Hey would you organize this
for me? Hey? Would you mind? And because her nature
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is so nice, unlike mind, she'll do it. They use
her values, They use her values against her. Happens all
the time. If you have a kind heart for people
in a third world country, that's fine, that's good. You
want a kind heart, you want to help, that's good,
that's fine. Don't let open borders communist demons use that
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heart of yours against you. All right, dangerous world out
there now because of all this, and this is I'm
gonna turn into Dad Jesse here. All right. You really
have to carry something on you at all times, at
all times that will allow you to stop a bad person.
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These people are breaking in windows, they're walking into living rooms,
they're at the mall, they're at your child's park. Yes,
they're out there on this jogging path. I was driving
this weekend. There was a jogging path beside me. I
think I saw ten women on this jogging path by themselves,
huge headphones in very clearly nothing on them. Please get
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Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday, Medal of Honor Monday,
which comes up ten minutes from now, and then after that.
(30:16):
I can't wait to dive into all the goings on
that I. I've had a couple of little birdies that
have been whispering in my ear. There's something huge coming
in Washington, DC. You need to be aware of it.
We need to be proactive on it and We're gonna
dig into that as soon as we get done with
Medal of Honor money, which comes ten minutes from now
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now Tomorrow night's the debate. I let's cover this part first. First,
the rules. ABC hosts it. That's bad. ABC is probably
the most left wing of any of the major networks.
That's bad. The debate moderators are bad. They one of
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them are just recently compaired Donald Trump to the KKK,
So that happened just recently. That's bad. But all the
rules are in Trump's favor. There's no interrupting allowed. That's
good because Trump interrupting Dome was all she could bank on.
So there's that. Dome is not allowed to have notes,
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Dome is not allowed to confer with campaign staffers. I'm
sure you noticed during the last debate. That was the
plan for the cadaver known as Joe Biden. Whenever they
asked him a question, he would search through his very
very diminished mind to try to find the pre rehearsed
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speech they tried to program into him that he could
give for every question. That's why it wasn't really a debate.
It was a series of two minute long speeches. They
tried to program. Poor Joe, he just shorted out too
early and he wasn't able to make it happen. They
will do the exact same thing for Dome, but just
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like Joe, she can't really do it now. She doesn't
have dementia, but she can't do it. She can't. This
is this is do.
Speaker 8 (32:12):
So you know how those lids are because this is
I'm just gonna speak, okay, So.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
This is it.
Speaker 8 (32:18):
So you know how those lids on the Starbucks cups?
They're white, right, and so if you were a lipstick,
they get all over the lid. And so then I
find myself in meetings if I'm the only woman, and
that's kind of and so I keep taking the lid
off and having my cup out so that I don't
have that big lipstick mark on the lid. So I said,
can we do something about the color of the lid.
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So that was that conversation. Can I get a Winnow?
Speaker 1 (32:51):
I just want you to know that that clapping you
heard at the end, that was Dome clapping for herself
and laughing her own stupid story that wasn't funny at all.
So she doesn't know policy, She doesn't really know anything
about anything, and she can't cover up that lack of
knowledge with personality. It's what makes her such a disastrous candidate.
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She just can't. There's no there's nothing there. There have
been a million politicians who are complete morons and totally
ignorant of policy positions. That's nothing new. Politicians in general
are morons, But what lots of them have is some
sort of charisma. She doesn't have that either. So if
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she doesn't have Trump interrupting her, which she won't because
the mics are muted, then she has nothing. And I'm way,
way hopeful for how tomorrow night will go. And tomorrow
night matters a lot, a lot. And I know you're
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probably thinking everyone has already decided who they're voting for.
That's not true. You have decided who you're voting for.
I have decided who I'm voting for, your liberal, and
Peg has decided who she's voting for. These debates are
so critical in a general election for the presidency because
the norms and normas of our country, this will oftentimes
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be their only introduction to the two candidates side by side.
I know that sounds bunkers to the hyper informed like you,
but your norm neighbor He doesn't really know much about Dome.
He's seen a couple headlines here or there, but he
doesn't really get what she's all about. He doesn't and
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him watching that debate might be the only political thing
he does between now and election day. That's crazy to me,
but that is so many people. That's what they're like.
So Tomorrow's going to be perhaps domes one and only
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open introduction to the undecided voter, the undecided norm who
genuinely doesn't understand politics, policy, doesn't care that much, but
he goes out and votes once every four years. It's
going to be a big deal. And you know what
has to me worried how hopeful I am, because I
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am so hopeful. I just can't understand how this could
go poorly for Trump. He's so on message, or at
least he was on message last debate. He was on message.
He would never deviate from that, even when they tried
to get him off kilter. Remember when I asked him
that question about January sixth, because of course they have
to make it about January sixth. Jake Tapper asked him
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some lame question about January sixth, And remember what Donald
Trump did? He says, something to the effect. I'm paraphrasing,
but he essentially says January sixth. January sixth was the
last day the border was closed, and his pivot was
on the money. It was immediate. He pivoted from January
sixth to talking immigration. It was all inflation, immigration, inflation, immigration.
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So if he does that again, I don't see how
he can lose. Now, I don't see how he can
lose the debate. But the bad part of that is,
of course, this thing that's still in the back of
my mind. Maybe that's not what the American people want anymore.
Maybe maybe we have changed this country so much, our mentality, spiritually, demographically.
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Maybe we have transformed this country so much that people
don't want to hear about the price of eggs. Maybe
they want to hear dumb laughter. Maybe they want to
hear how racist America is. Maybe that's the market. I
don't believe that, but maybe it is. Tomorrow Night's debate
is going to be enormous. I'm unreasonably excited for it.
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I've decided I'm not watching with anybody. It's just gonna
be me, the wife, and the kids. What Chris, What
happened to the watch? Party. I went to a baseball
game with a bunch of people this weekend and I
decided to watch parties off. That's what happened to the
watch party. Chris all Right Medal of Honor Monday, and
then a little story you need to know.
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Monday. And
what an amazing Monday it's going to be. It's pre debate.
It's pre debate night. I guess tomorrow night's the debate,
(00:33):
and I'm excited about it. So we're gonna discuss that
a little bit. We're gonna discuss Well, apparently a bunch
of Haitian illegals are eating people or eating pets all
across the country. This is not just happening in Ohio,
It's happening across the country. We will discuss it. Harris
continues to fall behind with male voters, but there's a
(00:54):
bigger conversation to have there. Why is it when the
left tries to make you look terrible then up making
you look good? Why is it? What's the disconnect there?
We will discuss it. I have a little story, a
little rumor you probably have not heard yet, but it's
one you absolutely need to hear. In fact, I'm gonna
(01:15):
I'm probably gonna get to that right away tonight, so
I'm not even gonna make you hold out on that.
It's Medal of Honor Monday that's coming up an hour
from now, and I received legitimately the greatest compliment I've
ever received or probably will ever receive in my life.
And I'll tell you that all that more coming up
tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now I
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understand the big news of the day. It's what's happening
in Springfield, Ohio. It is the story for those who
don't understand, or maybe you're just now tuning in, let's
just discuss this for a little bit and then I'll
go into a long backstory on the rumor I'm hearing.
But Democrats and Republicans in leadership. It's one hundred percent
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of Democrats and the top Republicans, the elite Republicans. I'm
just going to lay this out as plainly as possible,
and then we'll get to Springfield. There is no negative
for those people to flood this country with illegals from
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every dump on the planet. There is no negative. Good
people like you oftentimes get confused. I still get emails
to this day, although I get a lot fewer, a
lot fewer, I don't think that's a way to put
that anyway. I get fewer now than I ever have before.
I still get emails saying, Jesse, I don't understand why
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why would they open up the border. Why would you
flood the country with prison gangs? Why would you flood
the country with Haitians? Why? I, Jesse, I don't get it. Why?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Why?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Why?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Why?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Why?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Why not? You're looking at it from a normal person,
a patriotic point of view. As long as you continue
to look at it from someone's point of view who
loves the country, then you can never understand why one
hundred percent of Democrats and Republican leadership like James Langford
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want the border open. You you want your border secured. You
want there to be border security. You want the people
who are here illegally to be arrested and deported. Why
do you want those things. It's not because you're an
anti communist or a nationalist, or a Republican or a conservative,
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or whatever you consider yourself. These are not traditional Republican
point of views. These are traditional patriotic points of view.
Long before there was a United States of America, normal
patriotic people in whatever nation they were in understood that
securing your border and controlling citizenship are central parts of
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a country. If you are patriotic, that's what you want.
Now that brings us to Democrats and Republican leadership. Just
to understand whatever I bring up, Democrats, I'm lumping in
the Mitch McConnell's, the John Cornyn's, the James Langford's of
the world, Mitt Romney, they're all They're all this way.
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But I'll just say Democrats for now, why are they
doing this? I don't want it. After all, this poor
woman has been terrorized from a small town in Ohio, Springfield, Ohio.
She needs to leave.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
And I'm saying it is so unsafe in my neighborhood anymore.
I have the homeless that we're trying to camp out,
and I have made concessions with them, and I try
to help them the best I can to keep them.
I'm trying to squad on my property, but it is
so unsafe. I have me and that cannot speak English
in my front yard screaming at me, throwing mattresses in
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my front yard, throwing trash in my front yard, and
I can't. I look at me. I weighed ninety five pounds.
I couldn't defend myself if I had to. My husband
is elderly, and last night after living in this home
for forty five years. He said, no, Well, guess what
it's time to pack up and move.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
He said, we.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Can't do this anymore. He said, it's killing both of
us mentally. I don't understand what you expect of us
as citizens. I mean, I understand they're here under temporary
protected status and you're protecting them. And I understand that
our city services are overwhelmed and understaffed. But who's protecting us?
If we're protecting them, who's protecting me.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Listen to that poor woman being attacked by her own government,
attacked by the federal government. Every single Democrat supports what
that poor soul and her husband are going through. Forty
five years. They don't have any money, forty five years
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in a small Ohio town, trying to get by in
the federal government declared war on her. Here's the lady
who might be the next president.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Starting with our administration, we gave TPS temporary protected status
to Haitian migrants fifty five thousand, and then more recently,
we extended temporary protective status to over one hundred thousand
hatient migrants for that very reason that they need support,
they need protection.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Did you know that your government my government, and I
want to give a shout out to Ryan Gerdusky who
brought this up. He brought up the specific number, which
even I didn't realize it was a high. Did you
know that the United States government is currently flying in
thirty one thousand people a month from Cuba, Haiti, Venezuela,
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and Nicaragua. These are not people who are coming over
here by train or slinking across the border courtesy of
a coyote. Because the government has declared war on you,
war on the economy, on your education system, on the
housing market, the federal government is now flying them in
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on your dime, to the tune of thirty thousand a month.
And now now they're eating ducks in the public park
of American towns.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Patians are running into trash cans, They're running into buildings,
they flipping cars in the middle of the street. Who's
getting paid from it? I feel like I honestly feel
like someone's getting paid from it. In the background, you
got a bunch of people on the bus getting dropped
off at a gas station to come down here. I
know a single mom that facetimeed me this morning at
the welfare All this that really like that really needs something,
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and it's nothing but immigrants over there. They're in the
park driving up ducks by the neck and cut their
head off and walking off with them. It's eating them.
Like we gotta do something, bro. It's kids out here
getting hurt.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Like.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
It's called the Humanitarian Parole program. Your own government has
declared war on you and your way of life, and
now they're flying in thirty thousand people a month, handing
them welfare. All these people qualify for government benefits immediately
and handing them jobs. And it's being done to you
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on purpose. Every single Democrat supports it. If you vote Democrat,
that's what you vote for. That's why I've said many
times before, and this is for every hate listening Democrat
on the show. You cannot vote Democrat and claim to
love your country. I don't care how much you hate Trump,
how much you hate Republicans, how much. If you support
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Democrats now in the year of Our Lord twenty twenty four,
you are an anti American piece of filth. You are
You cannot support this anymore. People are suffering. Americans are suffering.
And that brings me back to the point I made already.
Why Jesse I don't understand why. If you're an evil,
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soulless monster who doesn't care about America and doesn't care
about American citizens, why would you want it to stop?
Unending illegal immigration into the country is only a benefit
to you. The violence in chaos and murder causes more
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societal angst, and that always aids the communist. It always
aids the government, So that helps you. Did you know
the government is facilitating jobs for these people. These people
work for less money than you will work. These people
aren't making demands of benefits. They're not striking out there.
They're taking your job for pennies on the dollar. Again,
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it only benefits the evil people. If you're an evil,
unpatriotic person, why would you ever want it to stop.
You cannot vote Democrat anymore? You can't. I'm sorry, old
union guy, old blue collar Democrat, old Southern Democrat guy.
I know you hate Trump and Republicans. Fine, I hate
Republicans at the time too. You cannot support this anymore
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or you hate your freaking country. It's awful. We'll dig
into this a little more, but then I have a
story I want to get to. Before I get to that,
let's get to this. Speaking of getting old, I talked
to a buddy last night. He's gonna need some relief factor.
We'll put it that way. He's fifty three and he
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was out with his kid, teaching his kid how to
pop wheelies on his bike. And he's successful. Well, popped
the wheelie, I might point out, but when the bike
came back down, he threw us back out and I
made fun of him, of course, and then I promptly
told him, you know you, you're gonna need some relief
factor for quite some time. Buddy. Don't mask that pain.
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out popping wheelies or you just your knee hurts, your
back or your neck hurts, don't mask it and don't
ignore it. Fight it, help your body fight it naturally.
One hundred percent drug free. That's what relief. That's what
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to relief Factor dot com. We'll be back. It is
The Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Of course, it's
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a Medal of Honor Monday that comes up about four
twenty five minutes from now, and I can't wait to
do a dive into this rumor that I'm hearing. I'm
actually gonna tell you now when I'm going to reveal it,
and it's legit. It's right after Medal of Honor Monday.
We're gonna go into this rumor hearing why we're going
to have to fight against it. You're gonna have something
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to do. I'm gonna have something to do, and I'll
give you a little background story on it. But that's
coming up about an hour from now. I'm gonna continue
on this. How's the illegal immigration, how's all this unending
immigration legal? And otherwise, how's it all working? Let's check
in with the New York Post. Animal sacrifices are on
the rise in Queens, with chickens and pigs being tortured
(12:41):
in twisted rituals. You see, you look at things like
this and you think, how how could they? But an
evil person who wants to tear apart his country looks
at things like this and shrugs its shoulders. You know
what the Afghanistan stuff from Today's actually a good example
(13:03):
of this. John Kirby today he was being asked some
questions about the Afghanistan withdraw and I want you to
listen to his inntwer. I'm not changing the subject, it's
along the same lines. Just listen. Was anyone ever held
accountable by the president directly for what happened with the
withdrawal in Afghanistan? And if not, remind the audience why not.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
We have all held ourselves accountable for.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
The progress of the withdrawal across the administration. And it
was a true interagency effort to get those one hundred
and twenty thousand people out and to make sure we
removed our diplomats and our military personnel safely.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
As I said, ed, not everything went according to plan.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Nothing ever does Hey, nothing goes according to plan. We've
madeorized thirteen of our warriors, and then we sent a
reparch drone after ten totally innocent people, and we murdered
all them, two six of them were children. But what
plan goes right? What plan? How could you give an
answer like that? How could you in the wake of
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drone striking ten people, six children? How could you give
an answer like this?
Speaker 7 (14:10):
How does it strike you that no one is held accountable,
because I know how it strikes a lot of people
around the world that you can get away with murder
and nobody's punished for it.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
I do understand that we appreciate that not everybody's gonna
support this decision. What I can tell you is we
looked at this thing very, very comprehensively, and again we
acknowledge that there were procedural breakdowns, processes were not executed
the way they should have been. But it doesn't necessarily
indicate that an individual or individuals have to be held
to account for that.
Speaker 7 (14:38):
But look, this is more discipline inside the Pentagon at all.
I mean, maybe they're no charges brought up, but is
anyone demoted or disciplined for what happened, then well, what.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
We are going to do.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
There's not going to be individual discipline as a result
of this, really, but what we are going to do
is learn.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
From this discipline. Why would you discipline everyone if you
don't care about America, if you don't care about American troops,
if you don't care about the military itself, they don't care.
So I'm gonna tell you something, and it may be
hard to hear. Maybe you even won't believe me, and
(15:16):
that's fine, but I'm telling you I'm right about this.
The people who lead this country now are so evil,
they are so selfish, they are so craven. Thirteen Americans,
thirteen million Americans could die tomorrow and the people who
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lead this society wouldn't shed a single genuine tier for them,
not one. They would immediately begin pull testing the response,
thinking about how to get elected, attack the other side.
But the concept of America never crosses these people's minds.
(16:05):
So as you listen to American citizen after American citizen
from Queens to Springfield, Ohio, to Chicago to Alabama, as
you listen to the American people suffer under the weight
of unending immigration from all over the planet. We're being raped,
we're being murdered. They're skinning alive and eating our cats.
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They're torturing pigs in Queens. As you watch the healthcare
system collapse under the weight of it, as you can't
afford a home, as all these things are happening to you,
you had better wake up and understand. The people who
run this country don't give a crap. And the Republicans
like James Langford and Mitch McConnell and John Cornyan, who
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help them do it, are ten times as despicable as
the filthy communists because they lie about it. I pretend
like that's not what they do. And this happens to
too many people in this country. I listen to this
freaking woman suffer ninety five pound woman. She's sitting there, old,
growing old in her country, just trying to die in peace,
(17:14):
and she's been overrun by these freaking animals we brought in.
And of course it's done on purpose. This woman is
suffering on purpose.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
What I'm saying it is so unsafe in my neighborhood anymore.
I have the homeless that we're trying to camp out,
and I have made concessions with them, and I try
to help them the best I can to keep them.
I'm trying to squad on my property, but it is
so unsafe. I have me and that cannot speak English
in my front yard, screaming at me, throwing mattresses in
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my front yard, throwing trash in my front yard, and
I can't. I look at me. I weighed ninety five pounds.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
I couldn't listen to her, and they did it to her.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Starting with our administration, we gave TPS temporary protected status
to Haitian migrants fifty five thousand, and then more recently
we extended temporary protected status to over one hundred thousand
Haitian migrants.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Evil. They're not even human beings, They're evil. Remember that,
all right? Sorry I started yelling. You know, I don't
like doing that. Maybe a little bit too much tongcat
this morning. Tongcat is part of the chalk male vitality stack.
Sometimes this happens the days that I get up and
I have too much coffee, and then I lift weights,
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and then I down after my breakfast, I down my
male vitality stack from chalk. Those tend to be the
days where I end up either giggling the whole freaking
show or yelling and screaming. I don't know, there's no
happy medium between the two things. I'm probably going to
be giggling here in a minute either way. Get your
tea levels up so you can feel good, energized, and
ready to fight the evil people who run the country,
because we are going to have to fight this legally
(19:01):
and locally. We are going to have to fight these
evil people.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
We are.
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That's five zero ccho q three thousand. We'll be back.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Of course,
Medal of Honor Mondays coming up about ten minutes from now.
I need to do a couple personal things here before
I get back to some emails and politics. Remember, after
Medal of Honor Monday, I'm gonna drop something on you
(19:51):
I doubt you've heard, and we're gonna do a long
talk about that. After Medal of Honor Monday, we're gonna
have something we have to do. But first of all,
two personal things. I told you on Friday after the show,
I had to go do a thing and I couldn't
be specific about it at the time, but it was
a big It was a political thing that I just
felt like I should do because there was a big
(20:14):
meeting of people on the right talking about state legislation,
local politics, how do we move the ball forward? There?
And it wasn't you know, it wasn't anything paid to
go to or anything like that. It was just something
I felt obligated to do for my country. But it
was at a baseball game. And right as we were
coming back from the break, Jewish producer Chris asked me,
(20:37):
did you leave the game early?
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Chris?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Why would you think that I would leave the game early?
What is your problem? What would what would make you
think that? First of all, that's rude to even ask
me if I left the game early. Second, I left
in the sixth inning, if you should know? Okay, what Chris? Listen,
Everyone was talking to me the whole time I was there.
I told you I was going to go, and I
showed up and I was supportive and I supported and
(21:01):
I did everything I could possibly do. But then everyone
just kept talking to me and talking to me and
talking to me, and so I pulled the old Irish
goodbye on him, the Jesse Kelly special. I just got up.
I didn't say goodbye to a soul, didn't shake a hand,
didn't kiss a baby, didn't hug anybody, didn't tell anybody,
I'm leaving. I just kind of got up and I
(21:23):
walked right out the door. And that why do you
say it's weird, Chris, It's the best thing in the world.
It's the greatest thing in the world. Because look, the
Irish goodbye is polite. And this is going to actually
go right to the email I'm about to read here
in a moment. It's polite, but you've been taught that
it's not polite. When I say goodbye one, I'm breaking free.
(21:48):
I'm treating myself right without any of the negatives that
come with it. Because what would have happened if I
got up and said, all right, I'm leaving, Oh don't go,
oh stay, oh no, the inning we wanted to go
have pizza afterwards, I would have had to no no, no, no, no,
I had to I would have to shoot down all that.
(22:09):
I saved myself the headache. You know what else I saved, Chris.
I saved them the headache of having to say goodbye
to me. They were relieved of any obligation because you
know how people are, they feel like they had to
be polite. Ah, Jesse, it's been great saying it instead
like a shadow. I just slowly vanished from their presence.
(22:31):
I win, they win, Everyone wins. This is a win
win situation for everybody. That's the beauty of the Irish. Goodbye.
I went to the freaking event. Okay, I didn't have
to stay for all nine innings. I went to the event,
and now it came home. That's one two. This isn't
even political, and it has nothing to do with you whatsoever.
(22:52):
In fact, I don't even know if I've ever done
anything like this. I have to share something legitimately amazing
that happened to me, and then we're gonna I'm gonna
get to the email. But it was yesterday and I
think it was probably the greatest moment of my life.
I'm not even kidding you know how I ask. We've
had this talk before about how I asked the boys,
or I tell the boys, tell me something you're grateful for.
(23:16):
I do it all the time with my sons. I've
done it for years and years and years. Tell me
something you're grateful for, and then we will thank God
for that thing, and it does not have to be big.
We've done it on the phones here. I'll probably you
know what. I don't think we've taken a call in
the month. It's not gonna be tonight either, but at
some point this week we might take calls. But I've
taken phone calls, and there's some of our favorite nights
(23:38):
here on the show. Tell me something you're grateful for.
It could be that you have a bottle of water,
something to drink. It could be that your wife just
she her cancer's gone. You know, it could be something major,
it could be whatever it may be. Just tell me
something I want. I want my sons to have a
grateful heart. I want me to have a grateful heart.
No matter what's going on, there's always something be thankful for.
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And it's also a way, if I'm being honest, to
inoculate them about becoming communists or against becoming communists, because
there is never been a grateful communist. You don't know
a single Democrat who talks about how grateful they are
for this, how wonderful this is. Communists don't look at
the world like that everything's evo and everything sucks and
I have to burn everything down. There's never been a
(24:23):
grateful communist. You teach your kids to be grateful, that
will never turn that way, all right, So that's the
thinking behind it. So I'm asking them. They're sitting over there,
they're doing homework, and I'm asking them, Hey, tell me
something you're grateful for. Boys, So I interrupted, and my
oldest James says, you. Now, these things can normally go.
(24:46):
They normally are kind of a disappointment. They'll just say
they're grateful for whatever is in front of them to
try to get me off their back. They'll say, yo, Fred,
because they happy to be petting Fred at the time.
But he said you, and I wasn't expecting anything from it.
I said, I alway ask him why they know. Now,
I'm gonna ask him why. I want you to put
some thought into it. Why, even if it's a bottle
of water, why are you grateful for it? He's I
(25:06):
asked why, and he said, Oh my gosh, I'm gonna
freaking lose it on the air just repeating it here.
I swear my life, he said to me, because you're
probably one of the greatest father figures anyone could ever
ask for. Oh, I know, Chris, he's sixteen. Dude. I'm
gonna lose it right here. I'm not even dude, I
don't even have feelings, and I just want you to
(25:27):
know I have no point to tell you this other
than I'm the happiest man alive. And if if I
die tonight, if I die in my sleep, I died happy.
Just know my life is man, that's awesome. Whatever. Back
to the illegal immigration talk because I want to. I'm
gonna take a different, a different talk on it than
(25:49):
what we've been doing. I already lost my temper. I'm
not going to do that again. I blasted the Democrat
demons and the Republican losers like James Lankford who helped
them set that aside. Why is it that there are
people on the left and the right, people who will
vote Democrat and some Republicans who are so weak when
(26:11):
it comes to this. They're so incredibly weak when it
comes to this. I'm an immigration squish. Oh well, we
don't want to be mean. Well, let's just support let's
just support the criminals. Not everybody have they want a
better life. Remember, the Communist uses your values against you,
(26:36):
and you can't let them do that. Have you? You know
this happens to my wife all the time. Here's an
example of it. My wife is Aubrey. She's probably the
most meticulous person I've ever known, I've ever known details.
I make merciless fun of her when she's packing the
kids up to go, not that I would change it,
(26:57):
but when she's packing the kids up to go to
church camp for a week, you look at She'll she'll
make a foot locker for them, and she'll have every
single day and every item in a separate labeled ziplock bag.
It's the nerdiest thing you've ever seen in her entire life.
If we're going on vacation, she will have an Excel
(27:18):
spreadsheet checklist on my life. I'm not making that up.
She's just a huge nerd when it comes to that.
But you have to have people like that. And she's
the same way when it comes to parties. If you
have a birthday party, one of the boys is having
a birthday party, or a neighbor or a dad or
something like that, she will plan every single bit of it. Oh,
(27:43):
we should get the cake from here, and we're talking
months ahead of time. We should make sure we get
a space at Chuck e Cheese here, and let's make
sure she's just meticulous about that and she's done it
for her friends and family members. She will want to
throw the part so she can organize it and make
sure all the details are perfect. She's just that kind
(28:04):
of digital, diligent person. You know the struggle I have
with her. It's not a struggle I have with her,
but a talk I've had to have with her several times.
Everyone now, even people she doesn't know that well. They
want Aubrey to throw her, to throw their party, everyone,
every single one of them. Hey would you organize this
for me? Hey? Would you mind? And because her nature
(28:27):
is so nice, unlike mind, she'll do it. They use
her values, They use her values against her. Happens all
the time. If you have a kind heart for people
in a third world country, that's fine, that's good. You
want a kind heart, you want to help, that's good,
that's fine. Don't let open borders communist demons use that
(28:51):
heart of yours against you. All right, dangerous world out
there now because of all this, and this is I'm
gonna turn into Dad Jesse here. All right. You really
have to carry something on you at all times, at
all times that will allow you to stop a bad person.
(29:14):
These people are breaking in windows, they're walking into living rooms,
they're at the mall, they're at your child's park. Yes,
they're out there on this jogging path. I was driving
this weekend. There was a jogging path beside me. I
think I saw ten women on this jogging path by themselves,
huge headphones in very clearly nothing on them. Please get
(29:35):
a burn A pistol launcher. Please. It's non lethal, So
even that mom you're buying it for, or brother you're
buying it for. I hate guns. Fine, don't even call
it a gun because it's non lethal. It shoots pepper
balls or tear gas balls. This thing saves people's lives.
It will save your life and stop a bad man
(29:55):
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which comes up ten minutes from now, and then after that.
(30:16):
I can't wait to dive into all the goings on
that I. I've had a couple of little birdies that
have been whispering in my ear. There's something huge coming
in Washington, DC. You need to be aware of it.
We need to be proactive on it and We're gonna
dig into that as soon as we get done with
Medal of Honor money, which comes ten minutes from now
(30:36):
now Tomorrow night's the debate. I let's cover this part first. First,
the rules. ABC hosts it. That's bad. ABC is probably
the most left wing of any of the major networks.
That's bad. The debate moderators are bad. They one of
(30:59):
them are just recently compaired Donald Trump to the KKK,
So that happened just recently. That's bad. But all the
rules are in Trump's favor. There's no interrupting allowed. That's
good because Trump interrupting Dome was all she could bank on.
So there's that. Dome is not allowed to have notes,
(31:19):
Dome is not allowed to confer with campaign staffers. I'm
sure you noticed during the last debate. That was the
plan for the cadaver known as Joe Biden. Whenever they
asked him a question, he would search through his very
very diminished mind to try to find the pre rehearsed
(31:40):
speech they tried to program into him that he could
give for every question. That's why it wasn't really a debate.
It was a series of two minute long speeches. They
tried to program. Poor Joe, he just shorted out too
early and he wasn't able to make it happen. They
will do the exact same thing for Dome, but just
(32:01):
like Joe, she can't really do it now. She doesn't
have dementia, but she can't do it. She can't. This
is this is do.
Speaker 8 (32:12):
So you know how those lids are because this is
I'm just gonna speak, okay, So.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
This is it.
Speaker 8 (32:18):
So you know how those lids on the Starbucks cups?
They're white, right, and so if you were a lipstick,
they get all over the lid. And so then I
find myself in meetings if I'm the only woman, and
that's kind of and so I keep taking the lid
off and having my cup out so that I don't
have that big lipstick mark on the lid. So I said,
can we do something about the color of the lid.
(32:47):
So that was that conversation. Can I get a Winnow?
Speaker 1 (32:51):
I just want you to know that that clapping you
heard at the end, that was Dome clapping for herself
and laughing her own stupid story that wasn't funny at all.
So she doesn't know policy, She doesn't really know anything
about anything, and she can't cover up that lack of
knowledge with personality. It's what makes her such a disastrous candidate.
(33:16):
She just can't. There's no there's nothing there. There have
been a million politicians who are complete morons and totally
ignorant of policy positions. That's nothing new. Politicians in general
are morons, But what lots of them have is some
sort of charisma. She doesn't have that either. So if
(33:36):
she doesn't have Trump interrupting her, which she won't because
the mics are muted, then she has nothing. And I'm way,
way hopeful for how tomorrow night will go. And tomorrow
night matters a lot, a lot. And I know you're
(33:58):
probably thinking everyone has already decided who they're voting for.
That's not true. You have decided who you're voting for.
I have decided who I'm voting for, your liberal, and
Peg has decided who she's voting for. These debates are
so critical in a general election for the presidency because
the norms and normas of our country, this will oftentimes
(34:21):
be their only introduction to the two candidates side by side.
I know that sounds bunkers to the hyper informed like you,
but your norm neighbor He doesn't really know much about Dome.
He's seen a couple headlines here or there, but he
doesn't really get what she's all about. He doesn't and
(34:45):
him watching that debate might be the only political thing
he does between now and election day. That's crazy to me,
but that is so many people. That's what they're like.
So Tomorrow's going to be perhaps domes one and only
(35:07):
open introduction to the undecided voter, the undecided norm who
genuinely doesn't understand politics, policy, doesn't care that much, but
he goes out and votes once every four years. It's
going to be a big deal. And you know what
has to me worried how hopeful I am, because I
(35:31):
am so hopeful. I just can't understand how this could
go poorly for Trump. He's so on message, or at
least he was on message last debate. He was on message.
He would never deviate from that, even when they tried
to get him off kilter. Remember when I asked him
that question about January sixth, because of course they have
to make it about January sixth. Jake Tapper asked him
(35:54):
some lame question about January sixth, And remember what Donald
Trump did? He says, something to the effect. I'm paraphrasing,
but he essentially says January sixth. January sixth was the
last day the border was closed, and his pivot was
on the money. It was immediate. He pivoted from January
sixth to talking immigration. It was all inflation, immigration, inflation, immigration.
(36:18):
So if he does that again, I don't see how
he can lose. Now, I don't see how he can
lose the debate. But the bad part of that is,
of course, this thing that's still in the back of
my mind. Maybe that's not what the American people want anymore.
Maybe maybe we have changed this country so much, our mentality, spiritually, demographically.
(36:46):
Maybe we have transformed this country so much that people
don't want to hear about the price of eggs. Maybe
they want to hear dumb laughter. Maybe they want to
hear how racist America is. Maybe that's the market. I
don't believe that, but maybe it is. Tomorrow Night's debate
is going to be enormous. I'm unreasonably excited for it.
(37:09):
I've decided I'm not watching with anybody. It's just gonna
be me, the wife, and the kids. What Chris, What
happened to the watch? Party. I went to a baseball
game with a bunch of people this weekend and I
decided to watch parties off. That's what happened to the
watch party. Chris all Right Medal of Honor Monday, and
then a little story you need to know.
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