November 1, 2024 • 37 mins
Some things can't be negotiated down on. Breaking down the Trump Liz Cheney comments. What was actually said vs what the media said.You are fighting against evil forces in this nation. The problem with chicken hawks. The dumbest lie you ever believed. Getting really excited every 4 years isn’t going to cut it. We need to STAY involved after the election.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
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On a Friday and amazing ask doctor Jesse Friday. Oh
my goodness, I have never been as excited for a
show as I am tonight.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
We have an election coming up. I was at the
Trump Tucker thing last night. I witnessed in person the
Trump Liz Cheney comments. So we're gonna talk about lies,
value systems, neo con warmongers. We're gonna go into all
kinds of ask doctor Jesse questions. Why is it only
Democrats who count the ballots? What should you do with
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your daughter if you don't want her to go to college?
Let's talk about suns having conversations live streaming the show.
We'll make fun of Mark Cuban. I'm pretty sure Kamala
Harris is a drunk. All that and so much more
is coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Okay, first,
before I get going on what Trump actually said last night,
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I'm sure you've heard all about today. It's been the
controversy of the day. Trump talks about Liz Cheney. Everyone
lied about it. Well, well, we will get to that
in a moment. I just wanted to say this. I
had to. It's been a crazy time. It's a crazy
election season. And Tucker Tucker Carlson reached out to me
a couple weeks ago and asked me if I would
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come to Phoenix last night, if I would come to
Phoenix for the Trump Tucker Thing, because I had been
a guest on the tour. No Trucker and I are
friends and whatnot, And I told him I would probably
should not have agreed to do that because we're look,
it's election season, We're all running a million different directions.
But did it anyway? Show don Trump Tucker Thing flew
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back to Houston today. I just got off of plane
like an hour and a half ago, and here I am.
So before I get going on the Liz Cheney comments,
I wanted to say this I have in the past.
If you've listened for any length of time on the show,
you know there are things that I am very very
critical at Trump for I am I have never backed
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off of that. I don't waive anybody's pom poms. When
I am happy, I tell you i'm happy. When I
am not, I tell you i'm not. And here's a
heads up for everyone. That's never going to change on
the show. I do not weigh pomp poms. I'm not
dying for a meeting in the Oval Office. I don't
care to get my picture with the president. These things
mean nothing to me. Celebrity, all that stuff means nothing
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to me. Totally uninterested in it. And I have been
critical in the past of Donald Trump about his disastrous
personnel decisions for his first presidency, for his first four years.
Last night, last night motivated me to vote for Trump,
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much more than I have ever been motivated before. I
voted for him in sixteen. I was reluctant, but I
hated Hillary. I voted for him in sixteen. I voted
for him again in twenty even after the COVID lockdown stuff,
which made me so mad at him. You remember me
yelling about that, And then this time I already told
you I was going to vote for him, but obviously
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had some reservations, still had some concerns, like we all
do you do? I do? Everyone does? But Donald Trump?
Last night in person, I sat and listened to it.
I'm sure you didn't see any of the clips. It
wasn't any of the stuff that went viral everyone's talking
about the Liz Cheney stuff. Donald Trump last night showed
real reflection, you might even say a bit of remorse
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about his personnel decisions for his first four years of
his presidency. It was as raw and open and honest
as I've ever seen him. And I understand he's done
that other times. I just don't follow every single thing
the guy says from what I understand. He did it
on Rogan, he did it other places, But last night,
I'm very much going to it'll paraphrase this, but he
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essentially said, I was a business guy from New York.
I walked into Washington, d C. And honestly, I didn't
know what I was doing. So I outsourced a lot
of my hiring to people I shouldn't have outsourced it to.
And I ended up with a lot of guys like
Christopher Ray and guys like that. And I so respect that.
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That is all. I was looking for a little bit
of ownership. And it shows that he thinks he's going
to do things differently the next time, and he sounded
very committed to doing things differently the next time. Maybe
that's blessed. Maybe that blesses you, Maybe it doesn't. Maybe
you don't care. I will tell you it blessed the
socks off of me. My mom, who is a huge
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Trump fan. I mean, she is as maga as Maga gets,
you know. She obviously my dad died recently. You everyone
knows by now. Obviously that was her husband of forty
seven years. She lost him. And a big reason I
went is I wanted to take her. She was my date.
I met my mom there. I wanted her to have
a fun night. We got to sit right by the
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stage and all that, and she got to be right
up there next to Trump and whatnot, and I wanted
her to have that. And she was so impressed by
that too. I just want to tell you I was impressed.
And good on Trump. Good on Trump. I was already
voting for him anyway. I'm twice as motivated to vote
for him. Now, well done. That kind of humility was
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awesome to see because it tells me things just maybe
will be different next time. So good on him was awesome.
It was fun hanging with people, everyone who stopped and
wanted to talk and picture and whatnot. It was fun
hanging with you. Thank you so much for how gracious
and wonderful you were to my mother, each and every
one of you. Thank you freaking blessed me, blessed her.
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Now let's get on to the show for the night,
because it's Friday night, it's a great night. The week
is over and the media has spent the day lying
lying about what Trump said. So we're about to discuss
the Cheney's neo cons Donald Trump value systems lies. And yes,
I am going to get to phone calls later. Don't
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call yet, I'm busy. We're going to do all kinds
of ask doctor Jesse questions, and we're gonna have fun,
and we're gonna goof off and we'll talk about serious
things and crazy things and dumb things. But let's discuss
what was actually said last night. I was sitting about
twenty feet away from Trump when he got on stage
and said this. It's a little long to stay with it.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
She always wanted to go to war with people.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I don't want to go to war. She wanted to go.
She wanted to stay in Syria. I took him out.
She wanted to stay in Iraq.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
I took him out.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
I mean, if we're up to her, we'd be in
fifty different countries.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
She's a radical, warhawk.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Let's put her with a rifle standing there with nine
barrel shooting at her. Okay, let's see how she feels
about it. You know when the guns are trained on
her face. You know, there are all warhawks when they're
sitting in Washington in a nice building, saying, oh, gee,
will let's send let's send ten thousand troops right into
the mouth of the enemy.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
But she's a stupid person.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
And I used to have I have meetings with a
lot of people, and she always wanted to go to
war with people.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
That's what he said. I was sitting twenty feet away.
That's unedited. That's what he said. Obviously not the most
succinct commentary in the world. But that wasn't the environment.
It wasn't a Trump rally. Tucker in him. I don't
know if you've seen it. They were seated just the
same way I was when I was on stage with Tucker.
Tucker was sitting in a chair. Trump was sitting in
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a chair much more in formal, very conversational. So it
tended to ramble at times in Trump will do that
at times. But that's what he said. That's unedited, Chris
completely unedited, correct, unedited, in any way. That's exactly what
he said. Now, the media today, Democrats today decided to
do what well they did? What communists do they live?
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I don't think you even need to call it. This
is CNN, I should know.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
I don't think you even need to call it fired upon.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
He's saying, quite explicitly and unambiguously that Liz Kenney should
be shot, should be executed by firing squad.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Four days out from election day, and former President Donald
Trump is escalating his violent rhetoric, suggesting one of his
most prominent critics, the former congresswoman Liz Cheney, should be
fired upon.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
A reaction to what Donald Trump said about Liz change.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah, okay, you got it all. MSNBC is reporting that
the Arizona Attorney General is talking about investigating him.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
For that's right.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I just spoke to Attorney General Chris Mays about two
hours ago go for the taping of My Sunday show.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
She told me she had just got.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Gotten off the phone with her Criminal Division chief and
she was investigating whether what Donald Trump dome even got
in on the action.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
And then even worse, he has increased his violent rhetoric.
Donald Trump has about political opponents and in great detail,
in great details, suggested rifles should be trained on former
Representative Liz Cheney.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Let's discuss value systems, shall we. Let's get past all
that they're lying and let's discuss value systems and neocons.
Before we get to that, let's discuss how we get
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Kelly Show is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday and I give you my word,
cross my heart and hope to die. We are going
to get to those ask doctor Jesse questions by email
and by phone. Don't call yet, not quite yet. I'm
still ranting. We're gonna get to those questions by email
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and by phone soon. I just we have to talk
a little bit more about this Liz Cheney warmonger Trump
lie stuff. And I take that back. You're welcome to call.
You're just gonna wait on hold for a little while
if you want to reserve your spot. Eight seven seven
three seven seven four three seven three is the number.
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so allow me to remind you and also give all
the new listeners a heads up. There are only a
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I don't care if you hate me. You can even yet,
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I don't care. You can be mad at me. Just
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I was in the gas station line at four point
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but then I thought I left my Oh my gosh.
Get right to the point. Right to the point, all right,
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back to what we were talking about. Remember that thing,
because so the media has been lying about what Trump
said all day long, all day long. Dome light about it, MSNBC, NBC, CNN,
Lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie.
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Politico you name it. They've all been lying, brazenly lying. Again.
What Trump said is on camera, on video, and they've
been lying all day and all day I've been seeing
some version of how can they do this? Why would
they do this? It's on camera? Why would they do this?
Remember remember that little SoundBite. We have it permanently on
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the soundboard as a reminder to you and me. Remember
that little SoundBite of the head of NPR. Remember what
she said.
Speaker 8 (13:34):
I think our reverence for the truth might become might
have become a bit of a distraction that is preventing
us from finding consensus and getting important things done.
Speaker 9 (13:45):
Hm.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
That's interesting, isn't it an interesting way to think? In fact?
James Carvell famed Democrat strategist James Carvill, he's upset with
the media for what. Well, listen to what he has
to say.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
People that I am most lowsome, am the warmiest, slimiest
people in this It is what I call the truth
tell acaucush the teopo out there that it's just such
burdened with the obligation to tell the truth.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
What all these disgusting people in politics, and the ones
he finds most disgusting are the media people who ah
tell the truth. Now set aside your anger for a moment.
At that. My only point I'm going to make on this,
because I want to move on to other things. I
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know you've talked about this all day long, is remember
that you are fighting against forces of evil. Evil. I'm
not actually specifically naming James Carvell here, but there are
evil forces at work on this planet. There always have
been and there always will be. And it's hard to
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accept about many of your fellow countrymen. But you are
dealing with people who do not share your value system.
It is human nature to project your value system onto
other human beings. After all, Chris looks like me, he
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walks like me, he talks like me. He's a human being.
Surely he doesn't believe in stealing, right, how what I know? Well, no,
actually Chris doesn't believe in stealing, but he might he might.
Now he does believe in bargain prices and things like
that and things. When you understand what I'm saying. They
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look like me. Surely they know right from wrong. Right
and wrong to them might look nothing like your right
and wrong. You're dealing with communist revolutionaries they are. Doesn't
matter what you think you are. They are at war.
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For them, they are at war and it is a
war to end all wars. I know that's so crazy
and over the top of ridiculous, and I agree, but
that is how they look at this. It is the
war to end all wars. They must win at any cost.
If they don't win, everything is lost. Hitler takes over,
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the Nazis are in control that I know. These are
crazy ways of thinking. I get it. Stop with that.
Set that aside. That is how your liberal aunt Peggy
approaches things. How can they justify telling these lies. You
can justify just about anything if you're fighting to save
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the entire planet, now, can't you What isn't permissible when
you're trying to save the whole world, When that huge
asteroid is coming to Earth and you're told that you
have to take your dog out and shoot him in
the middle of the street in order to save the planet. Well,
you grab Muffy and you take him out, You shoot
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him in the middle of the street to save the planet.
That's how these people think. They don't share your value system,
and you don't have time to wake them up from
their demonic cult like state. You must simply defeat them
at the ballot box. They must be destroyed politically. You
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have to take their power away from them, not just
the White House either, and that's not even close to
being enough. Everywhere these people have power, you must find
it and take it away. They're in your local library,
go run them out. They're on your school board, they're
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in your state house, they're on your city council. Find
where they are and run them out. All right now,
I am going to move on. I'm going to talk
briefly about the Cheneyese and neocons and things like that,
and then we're done with all this. I'm moving on
to ask doctor Jesse emails, ask Doctor Jesse phone calls.
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We are going to have a blast tonight. But first,
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rockets and things like that. How in the world, how
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in the world could you kill a baby like Hammas did? Well,
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Week days with the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the
Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday.
I'm a little mad at Chris. Chris, next time you
play that song that who can it be?
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Now?
Speaker 1 (19:37):
You have to play it so it gets to the
point where he says, who can it be?
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Now?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
And then I was gonna shut it off and I
was gonna say it's me Jesse Kelly. But it was
so far from that spot. I had this whole thing,
what Chris, what? I don't have an audio delay? You
have a delay? I don't, you say? And I have
a disability? Oh you mean the that's not a separate issue, Chris,
you know what? Whatever in your stupid face. All right,
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let's talk about Liz Cheney real quick before or warmongers
more than Liz Cheney. Let's talk about things before we
get to the questions, of which there are many, about democrats,
counting ballots and where do you send your daughter for college.
We're gonna do calls, emails, all kinds of stuff. Just
one final thing on this, h I have no issue
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with people who differ from me on foreign policy. This
is much different than many domestic policies.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
For me.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Domestic policies, many of them, in my mind, are not
really negotiable, like, uh, you know, border securities maybe the
biggest one. If you disagree with securing the border, with
controlling your border, controlling who comes into the country, we
don't really need to argue you're wrong, period, end of story.
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Oh but no, no, no, no, not but anything, you're wrong.
Nations have borders, Nations control who comes in. That is
how countries are preserved. If you disagree with me on
that issue, you're wrong. But foreign policy, I am much
more merciful because foreign policy is so complicated. There are
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different periods of time and different motivations and maybe this
is good, but this leader is bad. But it is
so complicated foreign policy. I don't know that there ever
is a right answer or a wrong answer. But there
is one exception to that. If you believe in going
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to war. Now, remember, war is a terrible, terrible thing.
The people who celebrate it have never seen it. They've
never smelled it, they've never heard it. It's one of
the things that stays with you. I'll tell you it's
a smell to this day. I won't even be thinking
about it. A smell something I'll think about it. The
people who love it have never been there. If you
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are somebody who loves war but you don't ever risk yourself,
that is the most unacceptable thing in the world. Because
what you're saying is this, I believe in this cause
a lot. I believe in this cause so much that
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I think you should die for it. But I don't
believe in it enough where I should die for it
because I'm more important and better than you. So you, peasant,
you go die. I will stay at home. That is
the one and only foreign policy position I find completely
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unacceptable the mitt romneys of the world. I I'm gonna
get myself mad, and I'm not gonna do that. Since
a Friday night, I want to invade here, boots on
the ground here, Oh yeah, chickenhawks Chris boots on the
ground there. We need to send people in. Really, when
did you serve? Oh no, I'm sorry, I couldn't do that. Okay,
you had eighty five kids. When did they join up?
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Oh well no, I mean they helped me run for president. Okay,
so my sons have to die, just not yours? Are
yours better than mine? Or is that war you're pushing
for not that important? War is necessary sometimes, But if you,
as a person in power, say war is necessary, then
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you or someone very close to you son, someone close
to you needs to be at risk. And no, I'm
not talking about the jag core. I'm not talking about
going over there and polishing boots in the rear with
the gear. You will leave the line, You and yours
will leave the line. You will know what it is
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like to have bullets crackling by your ear. You will
know what it smells like, dead bodies everywhere. And if
you don't want to do that, then I guess war
isn't that important. That's the thing that I find unacceptable
what Donald Trump said. I'll play it one more time
and it's entirety, and then we're moving off this again.
I know it rambles a little. He was tired. I'll
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tell you again. I was twenty feet from him when
he said it. It was the end of a long day.
At seventy years old, is impressive anybody. He was gashed.
You could see it on his face, so it rambles
a little. It's not the most succinct thing in the world.
He's dead right here.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
She always wanted to go to war with people. I
don't want to go to war. She wanted to go.
She wanted to stay in Syria. I took him out.
She wanted to stay in Iraq.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I took him out. I mean, if we're up.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
To her, we'd be in fifty different countries.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
She's a radical war hawk.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Let's put her with a rifle, standing there with nine
barrel shooting at her. Okay, let's see how she feels
about it. You know, when the guns are trained in
her face. You know they're all warhawks when they're sitting
in Washington in a nice building saying, oh, gee, will,
let's let's send ten thousand troops right into.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
The mouth of the enemy. But she's a stupid person.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
And I used to have I have meetings with a
lot of people, and she always wanted to go to
war with people.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
This comes back to the remember the three characteristics they
all have in common, and the last one is they
see themselves as kings and queens. That's why they're like that. Hey,
how many Cheneys died in Iraq or Afghanistan? Oh what's that, nun? Well,
they're the kings, they're the queens. The peasants have to
go off the war. The king will sit back and
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he'll feast on things while the peasants go die. Unacceptable. Unacceptable.
Now we're moving off that. I don't want to do
it anymore. Those are my thoughts on it. Let's get
to some questions. We have many fun dark goofy, all
kinds of effect. Let's give a call a shot. You know,
everyone knows I can get short tempered. I can't say
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this is gonna last all night. Cory and Jewish producer
Chris have a bet. Corey said the over under on
the bed is I'll take two and a half calls,
which I don't think is right. I think I'm going
to go a lot more than that. But we're going
to try this. Eight seven seven three seven seven four
three seven three. Do not cuss or be vulgar and
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get right to the point. Those are the only things
that matter. Other than that, I don't care. You can
yell at me for all I care. Freddie Atlantic go Hey, Hafa,
you said the other day that the government can't control
the weather, and so I want to know, what's the
dumbest lie you ever believed?
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Hit it.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Man, Okay, one of these. One of these. I'll give
you two. The dumbest lie I ever believed, one of
these is not my fault. It's my mom's fault, and
she she to this day denies this. But as a kid,
my folks never wanted to be wasteful. Obviously, you know,
we weren't made of money. And when I would get
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when she would make me a sandwich, a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich, or an egg sandwich or something like that,
I never wanted to eat the crust because the crust
is disgusting. My mom, I know now why wanted me
to eat the crust, because it's wasteful to just eat
off the crust and leave the crust sitting there. There's
a lot of nutrition, there's a lot of calories sitting there.
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So my mother, when she when I was a kid,
when I was a child told me that all the
nutrition in the bread is in the crust. That's completely
not true. And I believe that into well into my
adult years, until the day I told my wife that
and she laughed in my face. We'd been married a
couple of years. She said, what, who told you that?
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And I said, no, it's true. My mom told me.
And we're talking twenty years of my life. I believe
in this lie. So that's the dumbest one. I'll tell
you what I'd tell you what a big one was.
And this is something I have to take ownership of.
This is on me, totally, on me post nine to eleven.
You know, I was a young marine when nine to
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eleven happened. I'm not one of these superstuds who joined
after nine eleven. I was already in for a year.
I was in the Marine Corps. Nine to eleven happened,
and I was young marine, and I was angry and
wanted to kill a bunch of people for what they
did to my country. And all that Patriot Act stuff
came up under Bush. Hey, we need a Department of
Homeland Security, and we need a Patriot Act so we
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can find these guys. We have to do more. We
have to spy on American citizens. You've got to gather
up this information. If you had told me you were
against the Patriot Act back then, I would have told
you you were soft, stupid, weak on tear. Who is
this loser? You're putting my country at risk? And I
don't know that I've ever been wrong about it, that
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wrong about another policy position in my lifetime. Because everything
they did, look Ron Paul turned out to be right
about all of it. Every single thing they did under
the Patriarch aimed at radical Islamic terror has now been
aimed at Republicans, has now been aimed at everybody on
the right. And now we're in deep deep doodo because
of that Patriot Act. That is a big lie, I believe,
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and I have to own that to this day. I
was a big supporter. All right, we'll be back with
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clear some of those out. I want to get to
some of these emails though, because it's a great Friday
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and I can't get the smile off my faith. Jesse.
Why are the Democrats always in control of counting the ballots?
Two different reasons. One, Democrats care more to get involved
in things, to get involved in local unsexy things. Here's
what I mean. Last night I told you I went
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to the Trump Tucker thing. I had to fly to Phoenix,
went to the truck Trump Tucker thing last night, flew
back home. It was nuts, right, And I've been to
a couple of Trump rallies like this before and it
was awesome and everyone was awesome, and it was a
sea of maga hats and this and that. You probably
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are excited about this election, aren't you, or at least
you know people who are. Maybe you're not voting for
Trump or something like that, but I bet you're excited
about the prospect of bouncing Kamala Harris out. You're excited
about this election. You're fired up, aren't you? Well? And
this is not going to be an insult to you
or me. I'm talking as much to me as I
am to you, as fired up as you are about
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this election on Tuesday, the election that will decide the House,
the Senate, the presidency, all these other things. Democrats get
that excited about local propositions. Democrats get that excited and
involved for school board races. I know that sounds crazy,
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but they do. We we were getting much better at this,
so I'm not gonna beat us up here, I'm really not.
But historically we get really really really really really excited
and into it every four years. They because it's their
religion and because, to be honest, they understand how to
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grab power more than we do. They get really really
really really really excited every time there's an opportunity in opportunities,
you know, think about it this way. If you're looking
at a timeline, let's just do this horizontal timeline. Okay,
so you've got a presidential election, and then you know
how you move right on the timeline. This presidential election.
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Let's say it's this big, big, big black ball on
the timeline. That's the big that's the super Bowl, and
then there's this long timeline for most people where the
line is just kind of flat. And then four years later, boom,
another big black ball, and that's the that's the next
presidential election. That's very traditionally how Republicans look at politics.
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President this year, president, Oh sweet, we have an election
twenty twenty four. I can't wait for twenty eight. Democrats
don't look at elections like that at all. You see,
they've got a million little black balls, which are other
critically important elections between now and the next one four
years from now. That is why you look at all
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these local positions of power. There are just Democrats all
over the place. Why is it democrats counting the ballots?
Why is the Democrats here? Why is the Democrats there?
Because they care enough to get involved locally when it's
not Tucker Carlson and Donald Trump, When it's not in
the desert Diamond arena under the bright lights, when it's
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not a big Trump rally. That's a party and a
rock concert and it's fun with your friends, and it's
they care. When it's not sexy, and we are getting
better at this. Again, this is I'm not trying to
beat anyone up. I would if we weren't getting better.
We're getting much better, much more involved. You know, it's
not sexy at all. Showing up at a campaign, pick
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your campaign. Well, you know what a school board, We'll
make it school board. Showing up for a school board
candidate and helping them. My mom does this, So this
is this is why it popped into my mind. My
mom and her church friends do this for a school
board candidate, showing up and handwriting addresses and putting stamps
on mailers you're going to send out to people for
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the election. That is the most boring, least sexy thing
I've ever heard of in politics. No one will be
there cheering you. No one's gonna say whoo, look at
you stamp those letters. Doesn't sound fun at all, does it.
That's how you take power. That's how they've taken power.
We get excited once every four years. They get excited
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every time there's a chance to grab more power. See,
we have to and this will take time. We have
to adjust how we think about power. In fact, I've
talked about this before. I'm going to try to discipline
myself to stop saying politics because we're not discussing politics.
We're discussing power. That's what we're discussing here. Power. All right,
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all right, let's do some more of these, don Florida go.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Yeah, Jesse. Growing up in the seventies, when I heard
the term racist, it was like a knife. It hurt,
especially to those who weren't racist. It was like a
dagger two your soul. Now the days the liberals are
thrown around the term racist so much that when I
hear somebody called a racist, I it's not It doesn't
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even cut. You know, are they gonna what are they
gonna do next? I mean, when the term racist runs out,
you know, when the next Republican candidate comes up is
to be satan because they want racist Hitler. I mean,
where are the Democrats going with this racist?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I see what you're saying, and it's one hundred percent right.
Let me answer it this way. You know, there was
a point in time where I got a black card
because I was on the radio, a black card for
Chick fil A. And you know what this black card is.
Core is not in his head. He had it. Chris
had it. It was you would once a day you
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were allowed to take this card to Chick fil A
and get a free meal. How amazing is that it
was for It was so you would talk lovingly about
Chick fil A on the air. It's a very smart promotion.
It was once a day, once a day, once a day.
I haven't had one in forever. In fact, I think
they stopped doing it. But I know somebody got in trouble.
Why did he get in trouble because even though the
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individual Chick fil A you go to keeps a record,
he started bouncing around to Chick fil a's three or
four a day, getting three or four meals a day
for his black card. Now, what does a Chick fil
a black card have to do with the overuse of
the term racist. I'll tell you in a second
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
On a Friday and amazing ask doctor Jesse Friday. Oh
my goodness, I have never been as excited for a
show as I am tonight.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
We have an election coming up. I was at the
Trump Tucker thing last night. I witnessed in person the
Trump Liz Cheney comments. So we're gonna talk about lies,
value systems, neo con warmongers. We're gonna go into all
kinds of ask doctor Jesse questions. Why is it only
Democrats who count the ballots? What should you do with
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your daughter if you don't want her to go to college?
Let's talk about suns having conversations live streaming the show.
We'll make fun of Mark Cuban. I'm pretty sure Kamala
Harris is a drunk. All that and so much more
is coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Okay, first,
before I get going on what Trump actually said last night,
(01:21):
I'm sure you've heard all about today. It's been the
controversy of the day. Trump talks about Liz Cheney. Everyone
lied about it. Well, well, we will get to that
in a moment. I just wanted to say this. I
had to. It's been a crazy time. It's a crazy
election season. And Tucker Tucker Carlson reached out to me
a couple weeks ago and asked me if I would
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come to Phoenix last night, if I would come to
Phoenix for the Trump Tucker Thing, because I had been
a guest on the tour. No Trucker and I are
friends and whatnot, And I told him I would probably
should not have agreed to do that because we're look,
it's election season, We're all running a million different directions.
But did it anyway? Show don Trump Tucker Thing flew
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back to Houston today. I just got off of plane
like an hour and a half ago, and here I am.
So before I get going on the Liz Cheney comments,
I wanted to say this I have in the past.
If you've listened for any length of time on the show,
you know there are things that I am very very
critical at Trump for I am I have never backed
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off of that. I don't waive anybody's pom poms. When
I am happy, I tell you i'm happy. When I
am not, I tell you i'm not. And here's a
heads up for everyone. That's never going to change on
the show. I do not weigh pomp poms. I'm not
dying for a meeting in the Oval Office. I don't
care to get my picture with the president. These things
mean nothing to me. Celebrity, all that stuff means nothing
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to me. Totally uninterested in it. And I have been
critical in the past of Donald Trump about his disastrous
personnel decisions for his first presidency, for his first four years.
Last night, last night motivated me to vote for Trump,
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much more than I have ever been motivated before. I
voted for him in sixteen. I was reluctant, but I
hated Hillary. I voted for him in sixteen. I voted
for him again in twenty even after the COVID lockdown stuff,
which made me so mad at him. You remember me
yelling about that, And then this time I already told
you I was going to vote for him, but obviously
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had some reservations, still had some concerns, like we all
do you do? I do? Everyone does? But Donald Trump?
Last night in person, I sat and listened to it.
I'm sure you didn't see any of the clips. It
wasn't any of the stuff that went viral everyone's talking
about the Liz Cheney stuff. Donald Trump last night showed
real reflection, you might even say a bit of remorse
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about his personnel decisions for his first four years of
his presidency. It was as raw and open and honest
as I've ever seen him. And I understand he's done
that other times. I just don't follow every single thing
the guy says from what I understand. He did it
on Rogan, he did it other places, But last night,
I'm very much going to it'll paraphrase this, but he
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essentially said, I was a business guy from New York.
I walked into Washington, d C. And honestly, I didn't
know what I was doing. So I outsourced a lot
of my hiring to people I shouldn't have outsourced it to.
And I ended up with a lot of guys like
Christopher Ray and guys like that. And I so respect that.
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That is all. I was looking for a little bit
of ownership. And it shows that he thinks he's going
to do things differently the next time, and he sounded
very committed to doing things differently the next time. Maybe
that's blessed. Maybe that blesses you, Maybe it doesn't. Maybe
you don't care. I will tell you it blessed the
socks off of me. My mom, who is a huge
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Trump fan. I mean, she is as maga as Maga gets,
you know. She obviously my dad died recently. You everyone
knows by now. Obviously that was her husband of forty
seven years. She lost him. And a big reason I
went is I wanted to take her. She was my date.
I met my mom there. I wanted her to have
a fun night. We got to sit right by the
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stage and all that, and she got to be right
up there next to Trump and whatnot, and I wanted
her to have that. And she was so impressed by
that too. I just want to tell you I was impressed.
And good on Trump. Good on Trump. I was already
voting for him anyway. I'm twice as motivated to vote
for him. Now, well done. That kind of humility was
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awesome to see because it tells me things just maybe
will be different next time. So good on him was awesome.
It was fun hanging with people, everyone who stopped and
wanted to talk and picture and whatnot. It was fun
hanging with you. Thank you so much for how gracious
and wonderful you were to my mother, each and every
one of you. Thank you freaking blessed me, blessed her.
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Now let's get on to the show for the night,
because it's Friday night, it's a great night. The week
is over and the media has spent the day lying
lying about what Trump said. So we're about to discuss
the Cheney's neo cons Donald Trump value systems lies. And yes,
I am going to get to phone calls later. Don't
(06:30):
call yet, I'm busy. We're going to do all kinds
of ask doctor Jesse questions, and we're gonna have fun,
and we're gonna goof off and we'll talk about serious
things and crazy things and dumb things. But let's discuss
what was actually said last night. I was sitting about
twenty feet away from Trump when he got on stage
and said this. It's a little long to stay with it.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
She always wanted to go to war with people.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I don't want to go to war. She wanted to go.
She wanted to stay in Syria. I took him out.
She wanted to stay in Iraq.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
I took him out.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
I mean, if we're up to her, we'd be in
fifty different countries.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
She's a radical, warhawk.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Let's put her with a rifle standing there with nine
barrel shooting at her. Okay, let's see how she feels
about it. You know when the guns are trained on
her face. You know, there are all warhawks when they're
sitting in Washington in a nice building, saying, oh, gee,
will let's send let's send ten thousand troops right into
the mouth of the enemy.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
But she's a stupid person.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
And I used to have I have meetings with a
lot of people, and she always wanted to go to
war with people.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
That's what he said. I was sitting twenty feet away.
That's unedited. That's what he said. Obviously not the most
succinct commentary in the world. But that wasn't the environment.
It wasn't a Trump rally. Tucker in him. I don't
know if you've seen it. They were seated just the
same way I was when I was on stage with Tucker.
Tucker was sitting in a chair. Trump was sitting in
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a chair much more in formal, very conversational. So it
tended to ramble at times in Trump will do that
at times. But that's what he said. That's unedited, Chris
completely unedited, correct, unedited, in any way. That's exactly what
he said. Now, the media today, Democrats today decided to
do what well they did? What communists do they live?
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I don't think you even need to call it. This
is CNN, I should know.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
I don't think you even need to call it fired upon.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
He's saying, quite explicitly and unambiguously that Liz Kenney should
be shot, should be executed by firing squad.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Four days out from election day, and former President Donald
Trump is escalating his violent rhetoric, suggesting one of his
most prominent critics, the former congresswoman Liz Cheney, should be
fired upon.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
A reaction to what Donald Trump said about Liz change.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah, okay, you got it all. MSNBC is reporting that
the Arizona Attorney General is talking about investigating him.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
For that's right.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I just spoke to Attorney General Chris Mays about two
hours ago go for the taping of My Sunday show.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
She told me she had just got.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Gotten off the phone with her Criminal Division chief and
she was investigating whether what Donald Trump dome even got
in on the action.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
And then even worse, he has increased his violent rhetoric.
Donald Trump has about political opponents and in great detail,
in great details, suggested rifles should be trained on former
Representative Liz Cheney.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Let's discuss value systems, shall we. Let's get past all
that they're lying and let's discuss value systems and neocons.
Before we get to that, let's discuss how we get
rid of that dag gone pain that holds you back
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Kelly Show is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday and I give you my word,
cross my heart and hope to die. We are going
to get to those ask doctor Jesse questions by email
and by phone. Don't call yet, not quite yet. I'm
still ranting. We're gonna get to those questions by email
(11:19):
and by phone soon. I just we have to talk
a little bit more about this Liz Cheney warmonger Trump
lie stuff. And I take that back. You're welcome to call.
You're just gonna wait on hold for a little while
if you want to reserve your spot. Eight seven seven
three seven seven four three seven three is the number.
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I know. We haven't done calls in like four months,
so allow me to remind you and also give all
the new listeners a heads up. There are only a
couple rules. There are just a couple rules for phone
calls on this show. You must get right to the point.
I don't care if you hate me. You can even yet,
(12:01):
I don't care. You can be mad at me. Just
don't ramble. Don't thank me for the call. Now that well,
I was in the gas station line at four point
forty two in the afternoon and I reached in my wallet,
but then I thought I left my Oh my gosh.
Get right to the point. Right to the point, all right,
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As rough around the edges as I may be. Children
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Parents feel comfortable leaving this show on when they leave
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the room or in the car, and that will never
ever change. Watch your mouth, all right, all right, now
back to what we were talking about. Remember that thing,
because so the media has been lying about what Trump
said all day long, all day long. Dome light about it, MSNBC, NBC, CNN,
Lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie.
(13:05):
Politico you name it. They've all been lying, brazenly lying. Again.
What Trump said is on camera, on video, and they've
been lying all day and all day I've been seeing
some version of how can they do this? Why would
they do this? It's on camera? Why would they do this?
Remember remember that little SoundBite. We have it permanently on
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the soundboard as a reminder to you and me. Remember
that little SoundBite of the head of NPR. Remember what
she said.
Speaker 8 (13:34):
I think our reverence for the truth might become might
have become a bit of a distraction that is preventing
us from finding consensus and getting important things done.
Speaker 9 (13:45):
Hm.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
That's interesting, isn't it an interesting way to think? In fact?
James Carvell famed Democrat strategist James Carvill, he's upset with
the media for what. Well, listen to what he has
to say.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
People that I am most lowsome, am the warmiest, slimiest
people in this It is what I call the truth
tell acaucush the teopo out there that it's just such
burdened with the obligation to tell the truth.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
What all these disgusting people in politics, and the ones
he finds most disgusting are the media people who ah
tell the truth. Now set aside your anger for a moment.
At that. My only point I'm going to make on this,
because I want to move on to other things. I
(14:43):
know you've talked about this all day long, is remember
that you are fighting against forces of evil. Evil. I'm
not actually specifically naming James Carvell here, but there are
evil forces at work on this planet. There always have
been and there always will be. And it's hard to
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accept about many of your fellow countrymen. But you are
dealing with people who do not share your value system.
It is human nature to project your value system onto
other human beings. After all, Chris looks like me, he
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walks like me, he talks like me. He's a human being.
Surely he doesn't believe in stealing, right, how what I know? Well, no,
actually Chris doesn't believe in stealing, but he might he might.
Now he does believe in bargain prices and things like
that and things. When you understand what I'm saying. They
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look like me. Surely they know right from wrong. Right
and wrong to them might look nothing like your right
and wrong. You're dealing with communist revolutionaries they are. Doesn't
matter what you think you are. They are at war.
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For them, they are at war and it is a
war to end all wars. I know that's so crazy
and over the top of ridiculous, and I agree, but
that is how they look at this. It is the
war to end all wars. They must win at any cost.
If they don't win, everything is lost. Hitler takes over,
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the Nazis are in control that I know. These are
crazy ways of thinking. I get it. Stop with that.
Set that aside. That is how your liberal aunt Peggy
approaches things. How can they justify telling these lies. You
can justify just about anything if you're fighting to save
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the entire planet, now, can't you What isn't permissible when
you're trying to save the whole world, When that huge
asteroid is coming to Earth and you're told that you
have to take your dog out and shoot him in
the middle of the street in order to save the planet. Well,
you grab Muffy and you take him out, You shoot
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him in the middle of the street to save the planet.
That's how these people think. They don't share your value system,
and you don't have time to wake them up from
their demonic cult like state. You must simply defeat them
at the ballot box. They must be destroyed politically. You
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have to take their power away from them, not just
the White House either, and that's not even close to
being enough. Everywhere these people have power, you must find
it and take it away. They're in your local library,
go run them out. They're on your school board, they're
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in your state house, they're on your city council. Find
where they are and run them out. All right now,
I am going to move on. I'm going to talk
briefly about the Cheneyese and neocons and things like that,
and then we're done with all this. I'm moving on
to ask doctor Jesse emails, ask Doctor Jesse phone calls.
(18:19):
We are going to have a blast tonight. But first,
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about up against people who think they're bringing about the
end of the world, these nutballogy hotties, suicide bombs and
rockets and things like that. How in the world, how
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in the world could you kill a baby like Hammas did? Well,
they're demonic savages and they believe it's in some twisted
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Week days with the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the
Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday.
I'm a little mad at Chris. Chris, next time you
play that song that who can it be?
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Now?
Speaker 1 (19:37):
You have to play it so it gets to the
point where he says, who can it be?
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Now?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
And then I was gonna shut it off and I
was gonna say it's me Jesse Kelly. But it was
so far from that spot. I had this whole thing,
what Chris, what? I don't have an audio delay? You
have a delay? I don't, you say? And I have
a disability? Oh you mean the that's not a separate issue, Chris,
you know what? Whatever in your stupid face. All right,
(20:02):
let's talk about Liz Cheney real quick before or warmongers
more than Liz Cheney. Let's talk about things before we
get to the questions, of which there are many, about democrats,
counting ballots and where do you send your daughter for college.
We're gonna do calls, emails, all kinds of stuff. Just
one final thing on this, h I have no issue
(20:23):
with people who differ from me on foreign policy. This
is much different than many domestic policies.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
For me.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Domestic policies, many of them, in my mind, are not
really negotiable, like, uh, you know, border securities maybe the
biggest one. If you disagree with securing the border, with
controlling your border, controlling who comes into the country, we
don't really need to argue you're wrong, period, end of story.
(20:54):
Oh but no, no, no, no, not but anything, you're wrong.
Nations have borders, Nations control who comes in. That is
how countries are preserved. If you disagree with me on
that issue, you're wrong. But foreign policy, I am much
more merciful because foreign policy is so complicated. There are
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different periods of time and different motivations and maybe this
is good, but this leader is bad. But it is
so complicated foreign policy. I don't know that there ever
is a right answer or a wrong answer. But there
is one exception to that. If you believe in going
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to war. Now, remember, war is a terrible, terrible thing.
The people who celebrate it have never seen it. They've
never smelled it, they've never heard it. It's one of
the things that stays with you. I'll tell you it's
a smell to this day. I won't even be thinking
about it. A smell something I'll think about it. The
people who love it have never been there. If you
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are somebody who loves war but you don't ever risk yourself,
that is the most unacceptable thing in the world. Because
what you're saying is this, I believe in this cause
a lot. I believe in this cause so much that
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I think you should die for it. But I don't
believe in it enough where I should die for it
because I'm more important and better than you. So you, peasant,
you go die. I will stay at home. That is
the one and only foreign policy position I find completely
(22:44):
unacceptable the mitt romneys of the world. I I'm gonna
get myself mad, and I'm not gonna do that. Since
a Friday night, I want to invade here, boots on
the ground here, Oh yeah, chickenhawks Chris boots on the
ground there. We need to send people in. Really, when
did you serve? Oh no, I'm sorry, I couldn't do that. Okay,
you had eighty five kids. When did they join up?
(23:05):
Oh well no, I mean they helped me run for president. Okay,
so my sons have to die, just not yours? Are
yours better than mine? Or is that war you're pushing
for not that important? War is necessary sometimes, But if you,
as a person in power, say war is necessary, then
(23:25):
you or someone very close to you son, someone close
to you needs to be at risk. And no, I'm
not talking about the jag core. I'm not talking about
going over there and polishing boots in the rear with
the gear. You will leave the line, You and yours
will leave the line. You will know what it is
(23:45):
like to have bullets crackling by your ear. You will
know what it smells like, dead bodies everywhere. And if
you don't want to do that, then I guess war
isn't that important. That's the thing that I find unacceptable
what Donald Trump said. I'll play it one more time
and it's entirety, and then we're moving off this again.
I know it rambles a little. He was tired. I'll
(24:06):
tell you again. I was twenty feet from him when
he said it. It was the end of a long day.
At seventy years old, is impressive anybody. He was gashed.
You could see it on his face, so it rambles
a little. It's not the most succinct thing in the world.
He's dead right here.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
She always wanted to go to war with people. I
don't want to go to war. She wanted to go.
She wanted to stay in Syria. I took him out.
She wanted to stay in Iraq.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I took him out. I mean, if we're up.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
To her, we'd be in fifty different countries.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
She's a radical war hawk.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Let's put her with a rifle, standing there with nine
barrel shooting at her. Okay, let's see how she feels
about it. You know, when the guns are trained in
her face. You know they're all warhawks when they're sitting
in Washington in a nice building saying, oh, gee, will,
let's let's send ten thousand troops right into.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
The mouth of the enemy. But she's a stupid person.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
And I used to have I have meetings with a
lot of people, and she always wanted to go to
war with people.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
This comes back to the remember the three characteristics they
all have in common, and the last one is they
see themselves as kings and queens. That's why they're like that. Hey,
how many Cheneys died in Iraq or Afghanistan? Oh what's that, nun? Well,
they're the kings, they're the queens. The peasants have to
go off the war. The king will sit back and
(25:27):
he'll feast on things while the peasants go die. Unacceptable. Unacceptable.
Now we're moving off that. I don't want to do
it anymore. Those are my thoughts on it. Let's get
to some questions. We have many fun dark goofy, all
kinds of effect. Let's give a call a shot. You know,
everyone knows I can get short tempered. I can't say
(25:51):
this is gonna last all night. Cory and Jewish producer
Chris have a bet. Corey said the over under on
the bed is I'll take two and a half calls,
which I don't think is right. I think I'm going
to go a lot more than that. But we're going
to try this. Eight seven seven three seven seven four
three seven three. Do not cuss or be vulgar and
(26:12):
get right to the point. Those are the only things
that matter. Other than that, I don't care. You can
yell at me for all I care. Freddie Atlantic go Hey, Hafa,
you said the other day that the government can't control
the weather, and so I want to know, what's the
dumbest lie you ever believed?
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Hit it.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Man, Okay, one of these. One of these. I'll give
you two. The dumbest lie I ever believed, one of
these is not my fault. It's my mom's fault, and
she she to this day denies this. But as a kid,
my folks never wanted to be wasteful. Obviously, you know,
we weren't made of money. And when I would get
(26:53):
when she would make me a sandwich, a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich, or an egg sandwich or something like that,
I never wanted to eat the crust because the crust
is disgusting. My mom, I know now why wanted me
to eat the crust, because it's wasteful to just eat
off the crust and leave the crust sitting there. There's
a lot of nutrition, there's a lot of calories sitting there.
(27:13):
So my mother, when she when I was a kid,
when I was a child told me that all the
nutrition in the bread is in the crust. That's completely
not true. And I believe that into well into my
adult years, until the day I told my wife that
and she laughed in my face. We'd been married a
couple of years. She said, what, who told you that?
(27:36):
And I said, no, it's true. My mom told me.
And we're talking twenty years of my life. I believe
in this lie. So that's the dumbest one. I'll tell
you what I'd tell you what a big one was.
And this is something I have to take ownership of.
This is on me, totally, on me post nine to eleven.
You know, I was a young marine when nine to
(27:56):
eleven happened. I'm not one of these superstuds who joined
after nine eleven. I was already in for a year.
I was in the Marine Corps. Nine to eleven happened,
and I was young marine, and I was angry and
wanted to kill a bunch of people for what they
did to my country. And all that Patriot Act stuff
came up under Bush. Hey, we need a Department of
Homeland Security, and we need a Patriot Act so we
(28:17):
can find these guys. We have to do more. We
have to spy on American citizens. You've got to gather
up this information. If you had told me you were
against the Patriot Act back then, I would have told
you you were soft, stupid, weak on tear. Who is
this loser? You're putting my country at risk? And I
don't know that I've ever been wrong about it, that
(28:38):
wrong about another policy position in my lifetime. Because everything
they did, look Ron Paul turned out to be right
about all of it. Every single thing they did under
the Patriarch aimed at radical Islamic terror has now been
aimed at Republicans, has now been aimed at everybody on
the right. And now we're in deep deep doodo because
of that Patriot Act. That is a big lie, I believe,
(29:00):
and I have to own that to this day. I
was a big supporter. All right, we'll be back with
more of these eight seven seven three seven seven four
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(30:05):
is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, And ask
doctor Jesse Friday. Remember you can email the show Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I would give out the number,
but all the lines are all full. Now I'll give
out the number again in a little bit, whenever we
clear some of those out. I want to get to
some of these emails though, because it's a great Friday
(30:27):
and I can't get the smile off my faith. Jesse.
Why are the Democrats always in control of counting the ballots?
Two different reasons. One, Democrats care more to get involved
in things, to get involved in local unsexy things. Here's
what I mean. Last night I told you I went
(30:48):
to the Trump Tucker thing. I had to fly to Phoenix,
went to the truck Trump Tucker thing last night, flew
back home. It was nuts, right, And I've been to
a couple of Trump rallies like this before and it
was awesome and everyone was awesome, and it was a
sea of maga hats and this and that. You probably
(31:09):
are excited about this election, aren't you, or at least
you know people who are. Maybe you're not voting for
Trump or something like that, but I bet you're excited
about the prospect of bouncing Kamala Harris out. You're excited
about this election. You're fired up, aren't you? Well? And
this is not going to be an insult to you
or me. I'm talking as much to me as I
am to you, as fired up as you are about
(31:33):
this election on Tuesday, the election that will decide the House,
the Senate, the presidency, all these other things. Democrats get
that excited about local propositions. Democrats get that excited and
involved for school board races. I know that sounds crazy,
(31:59):
but they do. We we were getting much better at this,
so I'm not gonna beat us up here, I'm really not.
But historically we get really really really really really excited
and into it every four years. They because it's their
religion and because, to be honest, they understand how to
(32:21):
grab power more than we do. They get really really
really really really excited every time there's an opportunity in opportunities,
you know, think about it this way. If you're looking
at a timeline, let's just do this horizontal timeline. Okay,
so you've got a presidential election, and then you know
how you move right on the timeline. This presidential election.
(32:42):
Let's say it's this big, big, big black ball on
the timeline. That's the big that's the super Bowl, and
then there's this long timeline for most people where the
line is just kind of flat. And then four years later, boom,
another big black ball, and that's the that's the next
presidential election. That's very traditionally how Republicans look at politics.
(33:03):
President this year, president, Oh sweet, we have an election
twenty twenty four. I can't wait for twenty eight. Democrats
don't look at elections like that at all. You see,
they've got a million little black balls, which are other
critically important elections between now and the next one four
years from now. That is why you look at all
(33:25):
these local positions of power. There are just Democrats all
over the place. Why is it democrats counting the ballots?
Why is the Democrats here? Why is the Democrats there?
Because they care enough to get involved locally when it's
not Tucker Carlson and Donald Trump, When it's not in
the desert Diamond arena under the bright lights, when it's
(33:48):
not a big Trump rally. That's a party and a
rock concert and it's fun with your friends, and it's
they care. When it's not sexy, and we are getting
better at this. Again, this is I'm not trying to
beat anyone up. I would if we weren't getting better.
We're getting much better, much more involved. You know, it's
not sexy at all. Showing up at a campaign, pick
(34:11):
your campaign. Well, you know what a school board, We'll
make it school board. Showing up for a school board
candidate and helping them. My mom does this, So this
is this is why it popped into my mind. My
mom and her church friends do this for a school
board candidate, showing up and handwriting addresses and putting stamps
on mailers you're going to send out to people for
(34:34):
the election. That is the most boring, least sexy thing
I've ever heard of in politics. No one will be
there cheering you. No one's gonna say whoo, look at
you stamp those letters. Doesn't sound fun at all, does it.
That's how you take power. That's how they've taken power.
We get excited once every four years. They get excited
(34:58):
every time there's a chance to grab more power. See,
we have to and this will take time. We have
to adjust how we think about power. In fact, I've
talked about this before. I'm going to try to discipline
myself to stop saying politics because we're not discussing politics.
We're discussing power. That's what we're discussing here. Power. All right,
(35:21):
all right, let's do some more of these, don Florida go.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Yeah, Jesse. Growing up in the seventies, when I heard
the term racist, it was like a knife. It hurt,
especially to those who weren't racist. It was like a
dagger two your soul. Now the days the liberals are
thrown around the term racist so much that when I
hear somebody called a racist, I it's not It doesn't
(35:51):
even cut. You know, are they gonna what are they
gonna do next? I mean, when the term racist runs out,
you know, when the next Republican candidate comes up is
to be satan because they want racist Hitler. I mean,
where are the Democrats going with this racist?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I see what you're saying, and it's one hundred percent right.
Let me answer it this way. You know, there was
a point in time where I got a black card
because I was on the radio, a black card for
Chick fil A. And you know what this black card is.
Core is not in his head. He had it. Chris
had it. It was you would once a day you
(36:29):
were allowed to take this card to Chick fil A
and get a free meal. How amazing is that it
was for It was so you would talk lovingly about
Chick fil A on the air. It's a very smart promotion.
It was once a day, once a day, once a day.
I haven't had one in forever. In fact, I think
they stopped doing it. But I know somebody got in trouble.
Why did he get in trouble because even though the
(36:50):
individual Chick fil A you go to keeps a record,
he started bouncing around to Chick fil a's three or
four a day, getting three or four meals a day
for his black card. Now, what does a Chick fil
a black card have to do with the overuse of
the term racist. I'll tell you in a second
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