October 31, 2024 • 37 mins
Journalists seeing themselves as warriors for the revolution. Democrats having to spend 48 hours in the final days of the election covering Biden’s brain-dead garbage comments. If Trump wins are we finally going to get a better treasury secretary? You need someone from outside DC to take over the FBI and clean house. You can’t have another 4 years of The Swamp sabotaging the president. Mexican Italian fusion. Some people need to switch to decaf.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Let's have some fun on a Thursday. The week is
almost over. The electionist almost here. It's all gast no
breaks now, baby, pedal to the medal.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Drag your friends to the polls. We have several elections
to win, not an election, several elections to win. So
let's get out there and let's get it done. Remember
when I said that this close to an election, every
minute is like real estate, precious limited real estate, and
(00:59):
that because of Joe Biden's mouth, Democrats had to give
up twenty four hours of real estate cleaning up his
garbage comments. Yeah, let's make that forty eight hours. Two
sevenths of the Democrats' final days have been spent cleaning
up Biden. We'll talk a little bit about that tonight.
AOC's gushing over Doug im Hoff's masculinity. I will compare
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that with the Jaywalking being legal story. We'll do that tonight.
I'm gonna do a big email roundup. Surprise, surprise, a
Greenifi program turns out to be a huge scam and
ballot boxes are on fire. Oh that and so much
more coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show.
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I want to first begin here. You see, I just
can't get the smile off of my face. I am
so pleased with this whole garbage comment thing because just
like we talked about last night, they have had to
spend well, as of yesterday, they had to spend twenty
four hours not campaigning, not hey, vote for me, don't
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vote for him. Twenty four hours had to be dedicated
to cleaning up Joe Biden's diapers. Well, this is where
Trump is really really good. He's really good at this.
He's really good at seizing opportunities as they come. There
are different types of people, of course, and there are
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supposed to be God made us all different. Some people
are really really really good planners ahead of time, very
good planners. That would be my wife, you know, if
we're going to reno late cabin or something like that,
she will have every day mapped out everything everyone's going
to wear. It will be planned meticulously. And I could
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not do that. I could not do that me. I'm
more of a wing it, think on your feet type.
That's more where what I'm good at Trump when it
comes to campaigning is a think on your feet type
when an opportunity arises. I'm sure this is from his
entire career. When an opportunity arises, Trump knows how and
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when to pounce on it. So the garbage comments may
may have died down after twenty four hours, except as
I told you last night, towards the end of the show,
Trump decided to roll out a Trump twenty twenty four
garbage truck, and then he gets picked up at it
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at the airport in the garbage truck. Here he was
wearing a reflector vest, talking out the passenger seat of
the garbage truck last time, do you.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Like my garbage truck?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
This truck is an honor of Kamala and Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
And then and then it goes on stage at the rally.
You know how he's always in a full suit. That's
part of his thing, always a full suit. He dumps
the jacket and wears the reflector best at the rally.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Last Nsson, it would be unbelievable if you could wear
it on stage, I said, And I said, no way.
I got twenty five thousand people standing outside, I got
all these people here. There's no way I'm wearing it
on stage. They said, oh, Okay, sir, I said, get
me my jacket. But if you did, you know it
actually makes you look thinner. I said, h And they
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got me. I said, I want to wear it on stage.
When they said I looked thinner, I said, in that case,
I'll wear it myself. I may never wear a blue
jacket again. I may go, I may go in this.
I said that. That was my That was the word.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
That was the key.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
So you look thinner. Funny, it's endearing, it's humanizing, and
it's driving them insane. He of course kept rolling with
it last night, and it's driving the communists insane.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
His decision to portray everyone who isn't voting for them
as evil or subhuman. You're not subhuman. I'm looking at it.
You are not subhuman. And we know it's what they believe,
because look how they've treated you. They've treated you like garbage. Frankly,
they've treated you like garbage.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
You know what the.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Truth is, They've treated our whole country like garbage, whether
they meant to or not, because they're grossly incompetent people,
and they've destroyed our.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Country pretty good. How's the media handling it? Oh, this
is why pouncing on opportunities is so important. They are
in full blown meltdown mode. Here's Joe Scarborough.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
The hypocrisy Mika over over a miss statement by Joe
Biden which he quickly corrected.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
A misstatement. Everyone heard the statement. A miss statement.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Hypocrasy Meka over a miss statement by Joe Biden which
he quickly corrected. Is so laughable because this guy does
this every day and then you turn on Fox and
get oh.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
How could anybody do this?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
I've never seen this before from despite the fact one
of the people saying that yesterday and Fox News stood
by while Donald Trump watched violence erupt on January the sixth.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
But I didn't want to go too long on all this.
We did all this last night. I actually wanted to
go a different direction, kind of piggybacking off of this.
This is called thinking on your feet, Chris, what don't
ruin your eyes? So remember how we talked about the
media and how they see themselves. I actually was talking
with Sean Spicer yesterday day and he and I were
(07:02):
discussing this. In journalism school, we like to imagine. Now,
I know you hate journalists. I hate journalists, but we
like to imagine at least in school, they're kind of
pretending to learn how to be a journalist. Here's how
you cover a story. You're just covering it. You cover
it fairly. But that's not what they're being taught in
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journalism school at all. In journalism school, after journalism school,
after journalism school, and universities across the United States of America,
they are taught that they are supposed to use their
profession for the greater good. That's what they're taught. They're
taught that they're supposed to serve a higher calling. It's
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not about holding powerful people accountable, no matter what the party,
it's not about that at all. Because the Communists took
over the journalism schools many many decades ago, realized media
could be a huge ally for them if they can
teach the next generation of journalists to see themselves as
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warriors for the revolution, protectors of democrats. That's how the
American media sees themselves. It's really genuinely not hypocrisy. It's
not they're just flat out evil. They're on the other side.
They view it as the moral good to be on
the other side. To them, promoting democrats and stopping Republicans
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is a higher calling again they are fighting a revolution.
If you ever doubted that, I want you to listen
to this. This is an interview on CNN. Listen, listen
to what is said here. It's one of the more
jaw dropping things, just one of the accidental admissions I've
ever heard in my life. You know, I'm of the
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mindset that if you say, you might as well just
embrace it. And I do think that that's a problem
of course, one wolf.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
My analysis is exactly what we talked about before. They
are trying to milk this for every single drop that
they can. They want this to turn into what happened
in twenty sixteen when Hillary Clinton said that Trump supporters
were a basket of deplorables. I cannot stress enough how
we have spent the last three days, which has been
reiterating going over these racist, vile remarks that we heard
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in the pre programming leading up to Donald Trump taking
the stage. We have talked about how Puerto Ricans have
been pulling back from Donald Trump, how they have been
calling for him to issue an apology, how that he
has not condemned those remarks in any way.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Now he has slipped the script.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
He is trying to change the narrative, and he is
trying to latch on to these garbage comments to try
to drive people out two polling places so that they
cast their balance and get everyone who was already somewhat
interested in him more energized than getting to the polls.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
That's not a Harris campaign, lady, that's a CNN reporter.
He's trying to change the narrative. We were just criticizing
him about the Puerto Rico stuff. He's changing the narrative.
He can't do that. This is what he did before.
He can't do that. You see how she sees herself
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as a warrior for the cause. That's wild to see.
All right, we're moving on to do some other things.
In fact, someone asks some questions about the Treasury Department.
That's kind of nerdy and awesome. We'll dig into that
in a moment. Before we dig into that, let's dig
into your dog living longer and your cat. Do you
want your pet to live longer? I am ashamed to
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admit that I really hope Fred lives for like fifty years.
I know that's not realistic, but that fluffy moron has
just become a part of our family. My mom demands
that Fred stay with her when she comes down here.
That's how big of an idiot that dog is, and
we want him around for a long time. I'm being
that fluffy idiot. That's why we give him Roughgreens. We
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sprinkle it on his food because Fred doesn't get nutrition
from dog food. Your dog doesn't either. Dogfood is dead.
That's why it's brown. If you don't sprinkle rough Greens
on your dog's food, your dog eats empty calories all day,
every day. That's why they die so early. That's why
American dogs die so early. Call them for a free
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jumpstart trio bag eight three three three three my dog,
or go to Roughgreens dot com. Slash Jesse. We'll be
back Truth attitude, Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly
Show on a Thursday, and I need to remind you
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that tomorrow tomorrow is and ask doctor Jesse Friday. All
three hours will be dedicated to you and whatever questions
you email in Jesse at Jesse Kelly's show dot com.
You can leave us a voicemail eight seven seven three
seven seven four three seven three and reluctantly, we are
(12:13):
gonna do what we haven't done in months, and in fact,
we really have only ever done, asked doctor Jesse by
phone onceever. But that's coming tomorrow night. Are you ready
for it? That'll be fun. Dear Order, please tell me
Trump will win and we'll get a new Secretary of
the Treasury. I can't stand another briefing from someone who
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sounds like Aunt Clara or Gladys Cravins. Janet Yellen. Listening
to her is more troublesome than what is going on,
because she sounds so confused when she's reading her notes. Okay,
for one, I do believe Trump is going to win.
I do. We are gonna have to work, and it's
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not just Trump. I think we're gonna have a good, good,
good e election day. I do put a smile on
your face, but we have work to do. However, I
brought something up the other night. I want to elaborate
on it a little bit more tonight. I just thought
it would be appropriate to elaborate on it. Not going
to spend a bunch of time, so we need to
focus on other things. But the Senate being a problem,
(13:19):
let's just let's oracle this thing with me. You want
to oracle this thing with me? Here, let's let's walk
through this. Let's say we have a very very very
good Tuesday. I keep hearing fifty four fifty five that
being the number of seats the GOP will hold after
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the election. Okay, so let's let's say let's call it
fifty five. It's not going to matter for our purposes here,
let's call it fifty five seats. Just walk walk through
this with me. Okay, good, fifty five seats? Yeah, do
you know? Do you know what those gains are going
to look like as far as who the people are
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who are going to be winning those seats. I'm not
going to go into it now because I don't want
to pour cold water on anyone's efforts. And we need
the GOP that If you think that's going to be
fifty five Rand Paul's and Mike Lee's and Ron Johnson's
and Ted Cruz's, you've got another thing coming. Okay. So
we're going to take the Senate. We're going to take
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the Senate, and it's gonna be with some flimsy Republicans,
if you will, flimsy, all right, we'll just call it flimsy.
We take the Senate, flimsy Republicans. Let's assume we have
the House. I think we'll have the House narrowly. That's
a guest, but I think about the House narrowly. We
will have fifty five in the Senate. We will have
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the White House. Now, you brought up the Treasury. This
is why I'm bringing this up. But we can expand
this well beyond the Treasury. Let's make this about the
DOJ maybe the most important organization to take backdj FBI.
We'll make an FBI because it'll apply to everything. But
everyone knows the FBI. We talk about it all the time.
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Donald Trump gets into the White House, and what does
he need to do. He has to clean house, he
has to drain the deep state. Let's give Trump the
benefit of the doubt and assume he's going to actually
try to do that this time. Okay, well, I know
that's a lot of benefit of the doubt. Let's give
him the benefit of the doubt. He's gonna get in there,
He's gonna drain the swamp. One of the very first
things you would have to do, obviously, would be you
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would need a new head of the FBI. But who
are you going to get, Because what you have to
get is somebody from outside of Washington, DC. Almost undoubtedly.
If it's another bureaucrat, another career bureaucrat guy, then everything's
just going to continue apace. Remember last time Trump got
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to pick the FBI directory picked Christopher Ray. If it's
another one of those, we're finished. So okay, let's let's again,
let's hope they have someone in mind, an outsider. You
really need. What I've suggested is you need somebody. It
doesn't have to be a sheriff, but someone with a
record of attacking corruption, internal corruption. Maybe there is a
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sheriff out there who took over a corrupt sheriff's department
and cleaned it out, cleaned out the corruption. That's the
kind of guy. You need, someone from outside the swamp
who's going to come in take over the FBI. Because
if you don't get that, if it's another swamp creature
who takes over the FBI, then that criminal organization will
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continue to attack law abiding citizens in this country. It
must be stopped. The FBI must be stopped. It cannot
continue like this, or we won't have a country anymore.
But where does Trump go? He goes to the outsider. Again.
I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. Who is
that outsider. Let's say his name is Sheriff Jesse. No,
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I don't want to be ahead of the FBI. But
let's say his name is Sheriff Jesse. All right, honestly,
let's make it about me real quick. How do I
get from A to B? Meaning Trump wants me, Trump
has picked me? Now, how do I get from my
sheriff position into being head of the FBI? Well, that
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road leads through the Senate. Now, let me ask you something.
Fifty five seats in the GOP Senate, some flimsy people
who are already there, and equally flimsy people who are
going there, real deep state types. Are they going to
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welcome me with open arms? Or are they going to
stop my nomination before it even begins? You know how
that looks. Ten senators knock on the White House door
and say, hey, Trump, we heard you want that right
wing wing nut Sheriff Jesse to be ahead of the FBI.
Just to let you know, we're not going to confirm him,
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so you're not allowed to have him. In fact, we've
come up with a list of names. Here's the list
of names. Choose one of these guys. Who do you
think is going to be on that list, any real
reformers or people who are going to continue things as
they've been. Now, do you understand what I mean when
I say the GOP Senate's going to be a problem.
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Not as much of a problem as a Democrat senate.
We still need it, but remember going to be a problem.
All right, let's talk about being pro life and what
that means really quickly. We'll get back to this stuff.
Does it mean you just say your pro life or
do we do anything to say babies? Because these babies
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are being attacked every day. Preborn is saving them every
day with the abortion pill. This fight has actually gotten
more difficult because over sixty four percent of babies are
now killed with the pill, meaning the abortion clinics are
in people's homes, they're in that teenage girl's bathroom. Who
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will save these babies when you can get on the
phone and order a pill to kill it. Preborn is
out there saving those lives, giving those women free ultrasounds
so they can hear that heartbeat and choose life. And
that ultrasound costs twenty eight dollars, And everything you give
to preborn is tax deductible. Give what you can preborn
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dot com slash Jesse. That's preborn dot com slash Jesse
sponsored by Preborn. We'll be back, what Chris, we can
make jokes. It's fine, you get that right. The Jesse
Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday.
Remember if you mentioned any part of the show, you
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can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. I
can't hold it back anymore. I've gotta, I gotta. We'll
get back to the politics in a minute. I have
to tell you about what I ate last night. I'm sorry.
I just can't stop thinking about it. I I woke
up thinking about it. I went to sleep thinking about it.
So here's what happened. And this is anyone can do this.
This is this is gonna be for you. I'm about
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to give you a gift. You ready for this gift?
Monday this week, Bob, she made tacos. It's just just
like you would imagine grocery store taco shells. We actually
had the taco the soft Dorthea's down here that are
half cooked. You can throw the tortillas on there. Anyway.
She made tacos and we had leftover taco meat bunch
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because we learned that you have to double the meat.
Now we have a bunch of leftover taco meat. Okay,
that was Monday. Set that aside. Tuesday. She makes homemade meatballs.
Nothing special. I did not mean that, but Princess, I
didn't mean that. If you're if you're listening right now,
they were very special, Okay, but there weren't that difficult,
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all right. I didn't mean that that way either. Anyway,
anyone can do this. Okay, half ground beef, half Italian
sauce is you know whatever? She made meatballs. I wasn't
paying attention to anything standard at home meatballs. She makes
the meatballs, drops them in the slow cooker, then pours
a good marinara sauce in there, sometimes just out of
a jar. We're not Italian here, just out of a jar,
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pours some marin are in there, slow cook them all day.
You remember you heard me raving about meatballs. We had
meatball subs that night. Well, now we had a bunch
of leftover taco meat. We had all that glorious marinara sauce.
After the meatball subs or whatever, you still have this
whole what, Chris, what are you confused about what part's confusing. Chris.
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We had the taco meat, we had the Marinia sauce.
Last night she made some linguini pasta, taco meat in
the Marinia sauce, in the Linguini pasta. Chris, you say
those flavors don't go together, and I'll be honest with you. Poo.
When she said that's what she was gonna do, I
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was a little skeptical myself. There was almost a fistfight
at the table for the last of the pasta there.
I had to put my foot down. My sons were
gonna lay waste to every morsel of it before I
could get to it. And they're trying to attack my
plate with the fork. I'm holding them off with one
hand while trying to shovel it into my mouth. You
want to talk glorious, I mean glorious a little Mexican
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Italian mixture, which is only fair. When you look at
the flags, the flags are the same flags. The Mexicans
pulled out some ego eating a snake thing. That's a
cool reference to the Aztecs, I should note. But they
pulled out some ego eating a snake thing, and they
slapped it on their flags. I don't care if it's flipped, Chris,
it doesn't matter. Depends which way the wind's blown. It
really depends what Chris, depends which way the wind's blown. Jesse,
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help me bring home, Help me bring home. I don't
know what that means. In all, I'm all in on
firing Democrats on this election ballot because of their despicable policies.
I'm struggling to pull the lever for Republicans after they
folded on hiring IRS agents, passing cr after CRS stepping
aside from the andous, so on and so forth. Why
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should anyone give their vote to Republicans instead of a
third party? Keep up the great work. His name is Russ. Okay,
So this is back to something we've talked about many
times before, where I don't tell you how to vote.
I don't like doing that because we don't have a problem.
Our problem in this country is not people who just
vote differently than I do. Our problem is people don't care.
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Good people don't care. They've given up or they've never
been involved, and they don't get involved at all, And
so they sit at home and they complain about inflation.
They complain about this and They complain about that, but
they don't show up in primaries, they don't show up
in local elections, they don't get involved at all. That
is the problem that is plaguing this country. The problem
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that is plaguing this country is not people who are
going to vote differently than I do. If you are
so angry and disgusted at Republicans for their ongoing pathetic
weakness that you can't bring yourself to vote for them,
I can't sit here and tell you you're an idiot
or a nutjob, or you're wrong. I'm not voting that way.
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I have always been honest with you about how I'm
voting and why I'm voting that way. I was honest
with you in the primary. I've been honest with you
in the general. I am voting straight ticket Republican. In
the general, I'm voting Donald Trump. I'm here in Texas,
so I'm going to vote Ted Cruz. I am voting, Yeah,
I'm voting pretty much straight ticket Republican here in Texas.
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There are some school board seats where they're claiming to
be Republicans, but I'm not going to go into that.
I'm voting straight ticket Republican. Why Republicans fail at this.
Republicans fail at that. All that's fair. Everything you just
said is fair, and everything you just said is a
reason not to vote for them. You have a good reason.
I am trying to hold together the country long enough
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for us to save it. I don't view I view
the Presidency in the House and the Senate differently than
most people. I believe the country will be saved or
can be saved locally. We start with our communities, our towns,
our school boards, our city councils, our counties, and we
expand from there, good people taking back their communities, and
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we expand from there. That's how I think we can
save the country. I don't believe it can be saved
from DC. So in the way I look at voting now,
the reason I vote straight ticket Republican nationally is I
know they're gonna get there. They're gonna screw everything up,
and they're gonna spend too much money, and I know
all that, but at least they may slow down the damage,
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giving us time for the local strategy to work. We
need time to take back our communities and to have
it spread from there. We need time. How much time,
I don't know. I don't know. I've never saved a
nation before. I've never lost one either, neither of you.
We're all kind of doing this on the fly. But
I know we need time so we take back. Chris
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as at least twenty years. I'll probably at least that. Yeah,
it's probably at least that. Now, you know what, Let's
go with what Chris just said. Let's say we need
twenty years because people are getting involved locally and I
am inspired, and they are digging in. Let's say they're
digging in more and more and more, and we start
taking back community after community after community. Well, if Kamala
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Harris gets elected and this won't happen, but if Democrats
take the House and Senat or something like that, there's
going to be a mass amnesty of fifteen twenty million
people in Your twenty years is gone. It's over because
you can't. Republicans will never win another national election if
they get mass amnesty through, which Republican Senator James Langford
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tried to help them do. If they get mass amnesty through,
we can never win another election. It won't happen. That's
the reason they brought so many people in. They're going
to try to hold Republicans' feet to the fire and
get them to vote for amnesty. Now, so whatever stops amnesty,
that's what I'm going to go for. Now. That's my reasoning.
If you're looking for me to talk you out of
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voting the way you just said, I'm not going to
do that. I didn't tell you who to vote for
in the primary either. Jesse, I'm voting for Vivak. I
really like what he says. Jesse. I'm voting for DeSantis.
I like what he said, Jesse, I'm voting for Trump. Yes, good, fine, Yes,
just vote. The problem is people don't vote in primaries.
They don't get involved. If you're involved, but voting for
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somebody different than I'm voting for, you're not my enemy.
We're gonna get along just fine. I'm angry at the
people who can't get off the couch. I'm not angry
the people who vote differently than me. Oh, I almost forgot.
Remember the crazy guy voicemail from a couple days ago.
I'll play it for you again, right now. Remember this guy.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
Now you better pack and get the f out of town.
That's what you should do, Bud. You're out of time.
Ellie Ah who's already here. He's here for the perfecting
and the equipping of the Saints, the one hundred and
forty four thousand. You should call him because he has information,
because you can see the future, like seventy years into
the future, and his words have much power like Christ's
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words did. So you're out of time. I warned you before.
I know you think you're a big shot with your
little pea shooter, but that ain't gonna get her done, Bud.
You gotta have supernatural power, yeah, like you gotta be
able to remote you and cloak yourself. Yeah, and read
people's mind. How about blind your enemy like the two
angels did when they went and brought Lot out. You
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figure this out yet, big shot, You're out of time, yeah, now,
otherwise you're gonna perish with everybody else.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
I am a big shot. That's one two, he called back,
and Part two might be better than that one. Part
two comes to you next the Jesse Kelly Show. It
is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. I'm so
excited for this election. So I'm gonna get to crazy
(29:27):
voicemail guy in just a second, just to give you
a heads up for election night. First, tomorrow's Ask Doctor
Jesse Friday. Get your questions emailed in right now to
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com or voicemails eight seven
seven three seven seven four three seven three. Little programming
note for election night, we are going to be here
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and live on the air for all three hours. Last
time we had a major election, a bunch of you
emailed in screaming and yelling because you're local station turned
it off for some local dork or something like that.
Who was updated? Why did the Paul numbers? And you
were mad about that. I'll be on the air. Just
go find something different on the iHeart app and listen
(30:12):
to it. I'll be on the air all three hours.
If your local station does something dumb, just go do that.
That's one. Two. I am gonna be doing TV as
soon as I'm off radio because I'm superhuman, So I'll
be on the first TV doing TV as election results
rolled in. I'm just gosh, I'm freaking excited. All right,
enough of that. I played you, I'll hit it. I'll
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hit you with it again in case you missed it
last time. Crazy voicemail guy from the other night, yeh, you.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
Better pack and get the f out of town. That's
what you should do, Bud. You're out of time. Elly
Ah who's already here. He's here for them perfecting and
the equipping of the Saints, the one hundred and forty
four thousand. You should call him because he has information,
because he can see the future, like seventy years into
the future, and his words have much power like Christ's
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words did. So you're out of time. I warned you before.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
I know.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
You think you're a big shot with your little pea shooter,
but that ain't gonna get her done. Bud. You gotta
have supernatural power. Yeah, like you gotta be able to
remote you.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
You've never seen me work in AR fifteen, my friend. Anyway,
he called back and Chris Corey are we saying part
two is better? Chris says part two is better? Corey
hasn't heard it yet. Oh well, without further ado, here's
part two.
Speaker 6 (31:36):
They're using mosaic warfare.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yeah, darpap, Chris, what's mosaic mean? What all the tiles?
Is that you people? Or is it something different? No,
it's not what all the bathroom tiles? Yeah? Wait, that's warfare.
Speaker 6 (31:55):
Anyway, they're using mosaic warfare. Yeah, DARPA. You know your
big shot buddies at DARPA. They think they're gonna match
Mother Nature. Yeah, a thousand foot tidal waves, solar flares,
one hundred and ten pound hailstone, six hundred mile an
hour winds. Yeah, that's all coming to a town near you,
big shot. Now what, I control the weather. I'm the
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one that steered Milton to the south so it didn't
kill millions. Yeah, Milton was a man made hurricane. Yeah
by DARPA. How did it work out?
Speaker 1 (32:28):
From him?
Speaker 6 (32:28):
Because nobody really died from Melton for that battle the
eyewall in the sea searge. Yeah, now what, big shot,
you got supernatural power like that? Are you still playing
with your and your little pea shooter because you're all
about to die? Yeah, you're all about to die. I
came to warn you because you know what. Yeah, what
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does nothing before he warns his people.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
You know, my father in law had to switch to
DCAF for a wal because no listen, it gets him
too revved up. Some people, some people have to do decaf,
And I'm not blaming you. I don't know that I
would keep drinking coffee. I enjoy coffee, but without the
(33:16):
caffeinated part of it, I don't think I would keep going.
But it's an option. It's an option if you if
you find yourself a little wound up, maybe consider it
all right. Security of ballot boxes questioned after three fires
in one night from Portland, Oregon to Vancouver. Apparently they
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are arson attacks. I wanted to bring this up about
the election because we talked a lot about it last night,
a lot of the dirty deeds that are being done
already and dirty deeds that will be done because there's
going to be more. But I also wanted to remind
you of this. Foreign actors are also going to take
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part in our election. And let me explain. You. See,
when you have enemies, foreign enemies, they have always this
is old, old, old, old ways of thinking, old ways
of warfare that it's been around for a very long time.
You want your enemy to divide himself, you want your
enemy to start fighting himself. We've talked before about Chinese
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intelligence Mongolian intelligence under Genghis Khan. But Ganghis Khan didn't
just show up and see a city for the first
time and try to burn it down. He had intelligence
agents in those cities. Dividing people politically against each other,
so the city was practically at each other's throats by
the time Ganghis Khan showed up at the gates. That's
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how it's done. That's how warfare is done. There are
many different kinds of warfare. Remember in twenty sixteen, after
Hillary Clinton lost. This happened a little bit after al Gore,
but after Hillary Clinton lost, this really really really ramped
up where Democrats denied the election. It was Russian, it
was stolen by the Russians, Russian collusion, Russian Trump's a
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Russian agent. Remember how all in on that. They went
to the point they had a special investigator. And then
Joe Biden wins in twenty twenty and what do we do, Well,
we returned fire. You stole it, you stolen it was stolen.
It was stolen. It was stolen. Well, foreign people, foreign nations.
They watched all that, they watched CNN two. They're apparently
(35:30):
the only ones they watched CNN two. And what they
saw was a tremendous opportunity. This goes back to what
I was talking about last night. When you start dividing
your population the way we have your garbage in this
and that the same thing applies to elections foreign countries
like Russia, like China, they have seen what election denial
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has done to our population. Democrats started it, Democrats do
it after every election. We actually watched them steal one,
so then we got in on it, and now every
election will be denied by the other side. China wants that.
Russia wants that because it breaks apart of country. When
half the country doesn't trust the results of the election,
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very very difficult to put the country together again. I'm
not saying what's happening in Portland, which is an Antifa hotbed,
or Vancouver, Washington likewise, I'm not saying what's happening there
is done by foreigners. It's probably not. But there will
be foreign interference in this election for the purpose of
sowing chaos here in the United States of America. Just
(36:34):
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This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Let's have some fun on a Thursday. The week is
almost over. The electionist almost here. It's all gast no
breaks now, baby, pedal to the medal.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Drag your friends to the polls. We have several elections
to win, not an election, several elections to win. So
let's get out there and let's get it done. Remember
when I said that this close to an election, every
minute is like real estate, precious limited real estate, and
(00:59):
that because of Joe Biden's mouth, Democrats had to give
up twenty four hours of real estate cleaning up his
garbage comments. Yeah, let's make that forty eight hours. Two
sevenths of the Democrats' final days have been spent cleaning
up Biden. We'll talk a little bit about that tonight.
AOC's gushing over Doug im Hoff's masculinity. I will compare
(01:23):
that with the Jaywalking being legal story. We'll do that tonight.
I'm gonna do a big email roundup. Surprise, surprise, a
Greenifi program turns out to be a huge scam and
ballot boxes are on fire. Oh that and so much
more coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show.
(01:44):
I want to first begin here. You see, I just
can't get the smile off of my face. I am
so pleased with this whole garbage comment thing because just
like we talked about last night, they have had to
spend well, as of yesterday, they had to spend twenty
four hours not campaigning, not hey, vote for me, don't
(02:07):
vote for him. Twenty four hours had to be dedicated
to cleaning up Joe Biden's diapers. Well, this is where
Trump is really really good. He's really good at this.
He's really good at seizing opportunities as they come. There
are different types of people, of course, and there are
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supposed to be God made us all different. Some people
are really really really good planners ahead of time, very
good planners. That would be my wife, you know, if
we're going to reno late cabin or something like that,
she will have every day mapped out everything everyone's going
to wear. It will be planned meticulously. And I could
(02:51):
not do that. I could not do that me. I'm
more of a wing it, think on your feet type.
That's more where what I'm good at Trump when it
comes to campaigning is a think on your feet type
when an opportunity arises. I'm sure this is from his
entire career. When an opportunity arises, Trump knows how and
(03:15):
when to pounce on it. So the garbage comments may
may have died down after twenty four hours, except as
I told you last night, towards the end of the show,
Trump decided to roll out a Trump twenty twenty four
garbage truck, and then he gets picked up at it
(03:35):
at the airport in the garbage truck. Here he was
wearing a reflector vest, talking out the passenger seat of
the garbage truck last time, do you.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Like my garbage truck?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
This truck is an honor of Kamala and Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
And then and then it goes on stage at the rally.
You know how he's always in a full suit. That's
part of his thing, always a full suit. He dumps
the jacket and wears the reflector best at the rally.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Last Nsson, it would be unbelievable if you could wear
it on stage, I said, And I said, no way.
I got twenty five thousand people standing outside, I got
all these people here. There's no way I'm wearing it
on stage. They said, oh, Okay, sir, I said, get
me my jacket. But if you did, you know it
actually makes you look thinner. I said, h And they
(04:31):
got me. I said, I want to wear it on stage.
When they said I looked thinner, I said, in that case,
I'll wear it myself. I may never wear a blue
jacket again. I may go, I may go in this.
I said that. That was my That was the word.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
That was the key.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
So you look thinner. Funny, it's endearing, it's humanizing, and
it's driving them insane. He of course kept rolling with
it last night, and it's driving the communists insane.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
His decision to portray everyone who isn't voting for them
as evil or subhuman. You're not subhuman. I'm looking at it.
You are not subhuman. And we know it's what they believe,
because look how they've treated you. They've treated you like garbage. Frankly,
they've treated you like garbage.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
You know what the.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Truth is, They've treated our whole country like garbage, whether
they meant to or not, because they're grossly incompetent people,
and they've destroyed our.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Country pretty good. How's the media handling it? Oh, this
is why pouncing on opportunities is so important. They are
in full blown meltdown mode. Here's Joe Scarborough.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
The hypocrisy Mika over over a miss statement by Joe
Biden which he quickly corrected.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
A misstatement. Everyone heard the statement. A miss statement.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Hypocrasy Meka over a miss statement by Joe Biden which
he quickly corrected. Is so laughable because this guy does
this every day and then you turn on Fox and
get oh.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
How could anybody do this?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
I've never seen this before from despite the fact one
of the people saying that yesterday and Fox News stood
by while Donald Trump watched violence erupt on January the sixth.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
But I didn't want to go too long on all this.
We did all this last night. I actually wanted to
go a different direction, kind of piggybacking off of this.
This is called thinking on your feet, Chris, what don't
ruin your eyes? So remember how we talked about the
media and how they see themselves. I actually was talking
with Sean Spicer yesterday day and he and I were
(07:02):
discussing this. In journalism school, we like to imagine. Now,
I know you hate journalists. I hate journalists, but we
like to imagine at least in school, they're kind of
pretending to learn how to be a journalist. Here's how
you cover a story. You're just covering it. You cover
it fairly. But that's not what they're being taught in
(07:24):
journalism school at all. In journalism school, after journalism school,
after journalism school, and universities across the United States of America,
they are taught that they are supposed to use their
profession for the greater good. That's what they're taught. They're
taught that they're supposed to serve a higher calling. It's
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not about holding powerful people accountable, no matter what the party,
it's not about that at all. Because the Communists took
over the journalism schools many many decades ago, realized media
could be a huge ally for them if they can
teach the next generation of journalists to see themselves as
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warriors for the revolution, protectors of democrats. That's how the
American media sees themselves. It's really genuinely not hypocrisy. It's
not they're just flat out evil. They're on the other side.
They view it as the moral good to be on
the other side. To them, promoting democrats and stopping Republicans
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is a higher calling again they are fighting a revolution.
If you ever doubted that, I want you to listen
to this. This is an interview on CNN. Listen, listen
to what is said here. It's one of the more
jaw dropping things, just one of the accidental admissions I've
ever heard in my life. You know, I'm of the
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mindset that if you say, you might as well just
embrace it. And I do think that that's a problem
of course, one wolf.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
My analysis is exactly what we talked about before. They
are trying to milk this for every single drop that
they can. They want this to turn into what happened
in twenty sixteen when Hillary Clinton said that Trump supporters
were a basket of deplorables. I cannot stress enough how
we have spent the last three days, which has been
reiterating going over these racist, vile remarks that we heard
(09:27):
in the pre programming leading up to Donald Trump taking
the stage. We have talked about how Puerto Ricans have
been pulling back from Donald Trump, how they have been
calling for him to issue an apology, how that he
has not condemned those remarks in any way.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Now he has slipped the script.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
He is trying to change the narrative, and he is
trying to latch on to these garbage comments to try
to drive people out two polling places so that they
cast their balance and get everyone who was already somewhat
interested in him more energized than getting to the polls.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
That's not a Harris campaign, lady, that's a CNN reporter.
He's trying to change the narrative. We were just criticizing
him about the Puerto Rico stuff. He's changing the narrative.
He can't do that. This is what he did before.
He can't do that. You see how she sees herself
(10:19):
as a warrior for the cause. That's wild to see.
All right, we're moving on to do some other things.
In fact, someone asks some questions about the Treasury Department.
That's kind of nerdy and awesome. We'll dig into that
in a moment. Before we dig into that, let's dig
into your dog living longer and your cat. Do you
want your pet to live longer? I am ashamed to
(10:42):
admit that I really hope Fred lives for like fifty years.
I know that's not realistic, but that fluffy moron has
just become a part of our family. My mom demands
that Fred stay with her when she comes down here.
That's how big of an idiot that dog is, and
we want him around for a long time. I'm being
that fluffy idiot. That's why we give him Roughgreens. We
(11:05):
sprinkle it on his food because Fred doesn't get nutrition
from dog food. Your dog doesn't either. Dogfood is dead.
That's why it's brown. If you don't sprinkle rough Greens
on your dog's food, your dog eats empty calories all day,
every day. That's why they die so early. That's why
American dogs die so early. Call them for a free
(11:27):
jumpstart trio bag eight three three three three my dog,
or go to Roughgreens dot com. Slash Jesse. We'll be
back Truth attitude, Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly
Show on a Thursday, and I need to remind you
(11:50):
that tomorrow tomorrow is and ask doctor Jesse Friday. All
three hours will be dedicated to you and whatever questions
you email in Jesse at Jesse Kelly's show dot com.
You can leave us a voicemail eight seven seven three
seven seven four three seven three and reluctantly, we are
(12:13):
gonna do what we haven't done in months, and in fact,
we really have only ever done, asked doctor Jesse by
phone onceever. But that's coming tomorrow night. Are you ready
for it? That'll be fun. Dear Order, please tell me
Trump will win and we'll get a new Secretary of
the Treasury. I can't stand another briefing from someone who
(12:36):
sounds like Aunt Clara or Gladys Cravins. Janet Yellen. Listening
to her is more troublesome than what is going on,
because she sounds so confused when she's reading her notes. Okay,
for one, I do believe Trump is going to win.
I do. We are gonna have to work, and it's
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not just Trump. I think we're gonna have a good, good,
good e election day. I do put a smile on
your face, but we have work to do. However, I
brought something up the other night. I want to elaborate
on it a little bit more tonight. I just thought
it would be appropriate to elaborate on it. Not going
to spend a bunch of time, so we need to
focus on other things. But the Senate being a problem,
(13:19):
let's just let's oracle this thing with me. You want
to oracle this thing with me? Here, let's let's walk
through this. Let's say we have a very very very
good Tuesday. I keep hearing fifty four fifty five that
being the number of seats the GOP will hold after
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the election. Okay, so let's let's say let's call it
fifty five. It's not going to matter for our purposes here,
let's call it fifty five seats. Just walk walk through
this with me. Okay, good, fifty five seats? Yeah, do
you know? Do you know what those gains are going
to look like as far as who the people are
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who are going to be winning those seats. I'm not
going to go into it now because I don't want
to pour cold water on anyone's efforts. And we need
the GOP that If you think that's going to be
fifty five Rand Paul's and Mike Lee's and Ron Johnson's
and Ted Cruz's, you've got another thing coming. Okay. So
we're going to take the Senate. We're going to take
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the Senate, and it's gonna be with some flimsy Republicans,
if you will, flimsy, all right, we'll just call it flimsy.
We take the Senate, flimsy Republicans. Let's assume we have
the House. I think we'll have the House narrowly. That's
a guest, but I think about the House narrowly. We
will have fifty five in the Senate. We will have
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the White House. Now, you brought up the Treasury. This
is why I'm bringing this up. But we can expand
this well beyond the Treasury. Let's make this about the
DOJ maybe the most important organization to take backdj FBI.
We'll make an FBI because it'll apply to everything. But
everyone knows the FBI. We talk about it all the time.
(15:05):
Donald Trump gets into the White House, and what does
he need to do. He has to clean house, he
has to drain the deep state. Let's give Trump the
benefit of the doubt and assume he's going to actually
try to do that this time. Okay, well, I know
that's a lot of benefit of the doubt. Let's give
him the benefit of the doubt. He's gonna get in there,
He's gonna drain the swamp. One of the very first
things you would have to do, obviously, would be you
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would need a new head of the FBI. But who
are you going to get, Because what you have to
get is somebody from outside of Washington, DC. Almost undoubtedly.
If it's another bureaucrat, another career bureaucrat guy, then everything's
just going to continue apace. Remember last time Trump got
(15:49):
to pick the FBI directory picked Christopher Ray. If it's
another one of those, we're finished. So okay, let's let's again,
let's hope they have someone in mind, an outsider. You
really need. What I've suggested is you need somebody. It
doesn't have to be a sheriff, but someone with a
record of attacking corruption, internal corruption. Maybe there is a
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sheriff out there who took over a corrupt sheriff's department
and cleaned it out, cleaned out the corruption. That's the
kind of guy. You need, someone from outside the swamp
who's going to come in take over the FBI. Because
if you don't get that, if it's another swamp creature
who takes over the FBI, then that criminal organization will
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continue to attack law abiding citizens in this country. It
must be stopped. The FBI must be stopped. It cannot
continue like this, or we won't have a country anymore.
But where does Trump go? He goes to the outsider. Again.
I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. Who is
that outsider. Let's say his name is Sheriff Jesse. No,
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I don't want to be ahead of the FBI. But
let's say his name is Sheriff Jesse. All right, honestly,
let's make it about me real quick. How do I
get from A to B? Meaning Trump wants me, Trump
has picked me? Now, how do I get from my
sheriff position into being head of the FBI? Well, that
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road leads through the Senate. Now, let me ask you something.
Fifty five seats in the GOP Senate, some flimsy people
who are already there, and equally flimsy people who are
going there, real deep state types. Are they going to
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welcome me with open arms? Or are they going to
stop my nomination before it even begins? You know how
that looks. Ten senators knock on the White House door
and say, hey, Trump, we heard you want that right
wing wing nut Sheriff Jesse to be ahead of the FBI.
Just to let you know, we're not going to confirm him,
(18:03):
so you're not allowed to have him. In fact, we've
come up with a list of names. Here's the list
of names. Choose one of these guys. Who do you
think is going to be on that list, any real
reformers or people who are going to continue things as
they've been. Now, do you understand what I mean when
I say the GOP Senate's going to be a problem.
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Not as much of a problem as a Democrat senate.
We still need it, but remember going to be a problem.
All right, let's talk about being pro life and what
that means really quickly. We'll get back to this stuff.
Does it mean you just say your pro life or
do we do anything to say babies? Because these babies
(18:49):
are being attacked every day. Preborn is saving them every
day with the abortion pill. This fight has actually gotten
more difficult because over sixty four percent of babies are
now killed with the pill, meaning the abortion clinics are
in people's homes, they're in that teenage girl's bathroom. Who
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will save these babies when you can get on the
phone and order a pill to kill it. Preborn is
out there saving those lives, giving those women free ultrasounds
so they can hear that heartbeat and choose life. And
that ultrasound costs twenty eight dollars, And everything you give
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(19:35):
dot com slash Jesse. That's preborn dot com slash Jesse
sponsored by Preborn. We'll be back, what Chris, we can
make jokes. It's fine, you get that right. The Jesse
Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday.
Remember if you mentioned any part of the show, you
(19:56):
can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. I
can't hold it back anymore. I've gotta, I gotta. We'll
get back to the politics in a minute. I have
to tell you about what I ate last night. I'm sorry.
I just can't stop thinking about it. I I woke
up thinking about it. I went to sleep thinking about it.
So here's what happened. And this is anyone can do this.
This is this is gonna be for you. I'm about
(20:18):
to give you a gift. You ready for this gift?
Monday this week, Bob, she made tacos. It's just just
like you would imagine grocery store taco shells. We actually
had the taco the soft Dorthea's down here that are
half cooked. You can throw the tortillas on there. Anyway.
She made tacos and we had leftover taco meat bunch
(20:41):
because we learned that you have to double the meat.
Now we have a bunch of leftover taco meat. Okay,
that was Monday. Set that aside. Tuesday. She makes homemade meatballs.
Nothing special. I did not mean that, but Princess, I
didn't mean that. If you're if you're listening right now,
they were very special, Okay, but there weren't that difficult,
(21:01):
all right. I didn't mean that that way either. Anyway,
anyone can do this. Okay, half ground beef, half Italian
sauce is you know whatever? She made meatballs. I wasn't
paying attention to anything standard at home meatballs. She makes
the meatballs, drops them in the slow cooker, then pours
a good marinara sauce in there, sometimes just out of
a jar. We're not Italian here, just out of a jar,
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pours some marin are in there, slow cook them all day.
You remember you heard me raving about meatballs. We had
meatball subs that night. Well, now we had a bunch
of leftover taco meat. We had all that glorious marinara sauce.
After the meatball subs or whatever, you still have this
whole what, Chris, what are you confused about what part's confusing. Chris.
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We had the taco meat, we had the Marinia sauce.
Last night she made some linguini pasta, taco meat in
the Marinia sauce, in the Linguini pasta. Chris, you say
those flavors don't go together, and I'll be honest with you. Poo.
When she said that's what she was gonna do, I
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was a little skeptical myself. There was almost a fistfight
at the table for the last of the pasta there.
I had to put my foot down. My sons were
gonna lay waste to every morsel of it before I
could get to it. And they're trying to attack my
plate with the fork. I'm holding them off with one
hand while trying to shovel it into my mouth. You
want to talk glorious, I mean glorious a little Mexican
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Italian mixture, which is only fair. When you look at
the flags, the flags are the same flags. The Mexicans
pulled out some ego eating a snake thing. That's a
cool reference to the Aztecs, I should note. But they
pulled out some ego eating a snake thing, and they
slapped it on their flags. I don't care if it's flipped, Chris,
it doesn't matter. Depends which way the wind's blown. It
really depends what Chris, depends which way the wind's blown. Jesse,
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help me bring home, Help me bring home. I don't
know what that means. In all, I'm all in on
firing Democrats on this election ballot because of their despicable policies.
I'm struggling to pull the lever for Republicans after they
folded on hiring IRS agents, passing cr after CRS stepping
aside from the andous, so on and so forth. Why
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should anyone give their vote to Republicans instead of a
third party? Keep up the great work. His name is Russ. Okay,
So this is back to something we've talked about many
times before, where I don't tell you how to vote.
I don't like doing that because we don't have a problem.
Our problem in this country is not people who just
vote differently than I do. Our problem is people don't care.
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Good people don't care. They've given up or they've never
been involved, and they don't get involved at all, And
so they sit at home and they complain about inflation.
They complain about this and They complain about that, but
they don't show up in primaries, they don't show up
in local elections, they don't get involved at all. That
is the problem that is plaguing this country. The problem
(24:03):
that is plaguing this country is not people who are
going to vote differently than I do. If you are
so angry and disgusted at Republicans for their ongoing pathetic
weakness that you can't bring yourself to vote for them,
I can't sit here and tell you you're an idiot
or a nutjob, or you're wrong. I'm not voting that way.
(24:25):
I have always been honest with you about how I'm
voting and why I'm voting that way. I was honest
with you in the primary. I've been honest with you
in the general. I am voting straight ticket Republican. In
the general, I'm voting Donald Trump. I'm here in Texas,
so I'm going to vote Ted Cruz. I am voting, Yeah,
I'm voting pretty much straight ticket Republican here in Texas.
(24:48):
There are some school board seats where they're claiming to
be Republicans, but I'm not going to go into that.
I'm voting straight ticket Republican. Why Republicans fail at this.
Republicans fail at that. All that's fair. Everything you just
said is fair, and everything you just said is a
reason not to vote for them. You have a good reason.
I am trying to hold together the country long enough
(25:13):
for us to save it. I don't view I view
the Presidency in the House and the Senate differently than
most people. I believe the country will be saved or
can be saved locally. We start with our communities, our towns,
our school boards, our city councils, our counties, and we
expand from there, good people taking back their communities, and
(25:34):
we expand from there. That's how I think we can
save the country. I don't believe it can be saved
from DC. So in the way I look at voting now,
the reason I vote straight ticket Republican nationally is I
know they're gonna get there. They're gonna screw everything up,
and they're gonna spend too much money, and I know
all that, but at least they may slow down the damage,
(25:59):
giving us time for the local strategy to work. We
need time to take back our communities and to have
it spread from there. We need time. How much time,
I don't know. I don't know. I've never saved a
nation before. I've never lost one either, neither of you.
We're all kind of doing this on the fly. But
I know we need time so we take back. Chris
(26:22):
as at least twenty years. I'll probably at least that. Yeah,
it's probably at least that. Now, you know what, Let's
go with what Chris just said. Let's say we need
twenty years because people are getting involved locally and I
am inspired, and they are digging in. Let's say they're
digging in more and more and more, and we start
taking back community after community after community. Well, if Kamala
(26:46):
Harris gets elected and this won't happen, but if Democrats
take the House and Senat or something like that, there's
going to be a mass amnesty of fifteen twenty million
people in Your twenty years is gone. It's over because
you can't. Republicans will never win another national election if
they get mass amnesty through, which Republican Senator James Langford
(27:07):
tried to help them do. If they get mass amnesty through,
we can never win another election. It won't happen. That's
the reason they brought so many people in. They're going
to try to hold Republicans' feet to the fire and
get them to vote for amnesty. Now, so whatever stops amnesty,
that's what I'm going to go for. Now. That's my reasoning.
If you're looking for me to talk you out of
(27:30):
voting the way you just said, I'm not going to
do that. I didn't tell you who to vote for
in the primary either. Jesse, I'm voting for Vivak. I
really like what he says. Jesse. I'm voting for DeSantis.
I like what he said, Jesse, I'm voting for Trump. Yes, good, fine, Yes,
just vote. The problem is people don't vote in primaries.
They don't get involved. If you're involved, but voting for
(27:51):
somebody different than I'm voting for, you're not my enemy.
We're gonna get along just fine. I'm angry at the
people who can't get off the couch. I'm not angry
the people who vote differently than me. Oh, I almost forgot.
Remember the crazy guy voicemail from a couple days ago.
I'll play it for you again, right now. Remember this guy.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
Now you better pack and get the f out of town.
That's what you should do, Bud. You're out of time.
Ellie Ah who's already here. He's here for the perfecting
and the equipping of the Saints, the one hundred and
forty four thousand. You should call him because he has information,
because you can see the future, like seventy years into
the future, and his words have much power like Christ's
(28:34):
words did. So you're out of time. I warned you before.
I know you think you're a big shot with your
little pea shooter, but that ain't gonna get her done, Bud.
You gotta have supernatural power, yeah, like you gotta be
able to remote you and cloak yourself. Yeah, and read
people's mind. How about blind your enemy like the two
angels did when they went and brought Lot out. You
(28:55):
figure this out yet, big shot, You're out of time, yeah, now,
otherwise you're gonna perish with everybody else.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
I am a big shot. That's one two, he called back,
and Part two might be better than that one. Part
two comes to you next the Jesse Kelly Show. It
is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. I'm so
excited for this election. So I'm gonna get to crazy
(29:27):
voicemail guy in just a second, just to give you
a heads up for election night. First, tomorrow's Ask Doctor
Jesse Friday. Get your questions emailed in right now to
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com or voicemails eight seven
seven three seven seven four three seven three. Little programming
note for election night, we are going to be here
(29:50):
and live on the air for all three hours. Last
time we had a major election, a bunch of you
emailed in screaming and yelling because you're local station turned
it off for some local dork or something like that.
Who was updated? Why did the Paul numbers? And you
were mad about that. I'll be on the air. Just
go find something different on the iHeart app and listen
(30:12):
to it. I'll be on the air all three hours.
If your local station does something dumb, just go do that.
That's one. Two. I am gonna be doing TV as
soon as I'm off radio because I'm superhuman, So I'll
be on the first TV doing TV as election results
rolled in. I'm just gosh, I'm freaking excited. All right,
enough of that. I played you, I'll hit it. I'll
(30:36):
hit you with it again in case you missed it
last time. Crazy voicemail guy from the other night, yeh, you.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
Better pack and get the f out of town. That's
what you should do, Bud. You're out of time. Elly
Ah who's already here. He's here for them perfecting and
the equipping of the Saints, the one hundred and forty
four thousand. You should call him because he has information,
because he can see the future, like seventy years into
the future, and his words have much power like Christ's
(31:04):
words did. So you're out of time. I warned you before.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
I know.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
You think you're a big shot with your little pea shooter,
but that ain't gonna get her done. Bud. You gotta
have supernatural power. Yeah, like you gotta be able to
remote you.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
You've never seen me work in AR fifteen, my friend. Anyway,
he called back and Chris Corey are we saying part
two is better? Chris says part two is better? Corey
hasn't heard it yet. Oh well, without further ado, here's
part two.
Speaker 6 (31:36):
They're using mosaic warfare.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yeah, darpap, Chris, what's mosaic mean? What all the tiles?
Is that you people? Or is it something different? No,
it's not what all the bathroom tiles? Yeah? Wait, that's warfare.
Speaker 6 (31:55):
Anyway, they're using mosaic warfare. Yeah, DARPA. You know your
big shot buddies at DARPA. They think they're gonna match
Mother Nature. Yeah, a thousand foot tidal waves, solar flares,
one hundred and ten pound hailstone, six hundred mile an
hour winds. Yeah, that's all coming to a town near you,
big shot. Now what, I control the weather. I'm the
(32:19):
one that steered Milton to the south so it didn't
kill millions. Yeah, Milton was a man made hurricane. Yeah
by DARPA. How did it work out?
Speaker 1 (32:28):
From him?
Speaker 6 (32:28):
Because nobody really died from Melton for that battle the
eyewall in the sea searge. Yeah, now what, big shot,
you got supernatural power like that? Are you still playing
with your and your little pea shooter because you're all
about to die? Yeah, you're all about to die. I
came to warn you because you know what. Yeah, what
(32:50):
does nothing before he warns his people.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
You know, my father in law had to switch to
DCAF for a wal because no listen, it gets him
too revved up. Some people, some people have to do decaf,
And I'm not blaming you. I don't know that I
would keep drinking coffee. I enjoy coffee, but without the
(33:16):
caffeinated part of it, I don't think I would keep going.
But it's an option. It's an option if you if
you find yourself a little wound up, maybe consider it
all right. Security of ballot boxes questioned after three fires
in one night from Portland, Oregon to Vancouver. Apparently they
(33:39):
are arson attacks. I wanted to bring this up about
the election because we talked a lot about it last night,
a lot of the dirty deeds that are being done
already and dirty deeds that will be done because there's
going to be more. But I also wanted to remind
you of this. Foreign actors are also going to take
(34:01):
part in our election. And let me explain. You. See,
when you have enemies, foreign enemies, they have always this
is old, old, old, old ways of thinking, old ways
of warfare that it's been around for a very long time.
You want your enemy to divide himself, you want your
enemy to start fighting himself. We've talked before about Chinese
(34:25):
intelligence Mongolian intelligence under Genghis Khan. But Ganghis Khan didn't
just show up and see a city for the first
time and try to burn it down. He had intelligence
agents in those cities. Dividing people politically against each other,
so the city was practically at each other's throats by
the time Ganghis Khan showed up at the gates. That's
(34:46):
how it's done. That's how warfare is done. There are
many different kinds of warfare. Remember in twenty sixteen, after
Hillary Clinton lost. This happened a little bit after al Gore,
but after Hillary Clinton lost, this really really really ramped
up where Democrats denied the election. It was Russian, it
was stolen by the Russians, Russian collusion, Russian Trump's a
(35:09):
Russian agent. Remember how all in on that. They went
to the point they had a special investigator. And then
Joe Biden wins in twenty twenty and what do we do, Well,
we returned fire. You stole it, you stolen it was stolen.
It was stolen. It was stolen. Well, foreign people, foreign nations.
They watched all that, they watched CNN two. They're apparently
(35:30):
the only ones they watched CNN two. And what they
saw was a tremendous opportunity. This goes back to what
I was talking about last night. When you start dividing
your population the way we have your garbage in this
and that the same thing applies to elections foreign countries
like Russia, like China, they have seen what election denial
(35:51):
has done to our population. Democrats started it, Democrats do
it after every election. We actually watched them steal one,
so then we got in on it, and now every
election will be denied by the other side. China wants that.
Russia wants that because it breaks apart of country. When
half the country doesn't trust the results of the election,
(36:13):
very very difficult to put the country together again. I'm
not saying what's happening in Portland, which is an Antifa hotbed,
or Vancouver, Washington likewise, I'm not saying what's happening there
is done by foreigners. It's probably not. But there will
be foreign interference in this election for the purpose of
sowing chaos here in the United States of America. Just
(36:34):
something for you to be aware of. All right, let's
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