April 16, 2025 • 35 mins
The Communists are great at picking an idol or a symbol to rally around. Unfortunately for them, when you get it wrong, it can kill you. The left's new idol is an example, the 'Maryland man' in El Salvador. We share the country with deeply evil people. The importance of the size of a caucus. We can't afford to be slowed down when it comes to deportations.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Wednesday. Chris just tried to fool me again and
tell me it was Thursday, but he can't get one
by me. We have an incredible hour coming up. We'll
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get to some emails and we'll talk about the state
attorneys General. I'm upset about that term in a little bit,
but I want to discuss something. There are some things
in life that are that are beneficial and harmful. I'll
tell you one thing about me. I have an obsessive
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personality that can be a superpower sometimes and sometimes times
it can be awful, absolutely awful. When I get on
something whatever, that something happens to be, I can't get
away from it. Now. If that's something, well, look the
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history stuff for the show. How do I Why would
I even come up with these subjects? How do I
dig into it? Well, I'll just find a topic in
some way. Maybe I'll read a reference to it somewhere
or an article about it, and it'll fascinate me and
I will go deep in and I will obsess over it.
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I will read everything I can get my hands on
or watch everything I can do. I want to know
everything I possibly can know about it. I'm supremely obsessed
about it. Now that's good for the show, right? You
like that? You like that I talk about it, that
I learn about stuff. As far as the show goes,
it could be good. You know what I did on Sunday,
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Not this last Sunday, the Sunday before, Remember I did
last week. I did a bunch of World War One stuff,
the Italian Campaign of World War One. You remember all
that stuff. On Sunday, we went to church, came home.
I think we went out to lunch, but I remember, right.
We came home and then ab she wanted to do
some family stuff. She said, hey, why don't we play
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a board game or something like that? And I'm usually
okay with that. Oh well, I love family stuff. It's
just board games or hit or Miss. But I said, no,
I don't want to do that, said why not? I
need to do more World War One stuff. I have
these things. I have a bunch of different things I
want to read. I have like one hundred pages left
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in my book, and I just flat out a band
in the family in the house for like three hours.
As I'll see you guys a little while, and I
just closed myself in and just obsessed with it. Okay,
so our best things can be our worst things. Right.
We've talked many times before about communists and how good
they are at creating idols symbols for people. They're really
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really good at it. They will hold somebody or something
up and they'll say, look at this person. This person
is the source of all of your problems. This is
the devil. This is the one you can blame. Donald
Trump's the perfect, perfect, perfect example. They have spent so
many years Trump Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump's the devil,
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Trump Trump, so many years, all over media, all over everything,
that now every single Democrat in the United States of
America believes Donald Trump is a Nazi. They just believe
the most insane things in the world that aren't even
close to based in reality. And you could pull up
a video right now and show your liberal and paggy
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that Donald Trump did not say Nazis were very fine people,
and she would still refuse to believe it because it
has been etched in stone in her mind that he
is the devil, he is the source of all her problems.
And whatever negative you can say about him is obviously true.
That's look, it's sick and it's wrong, but it's extremely
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effective if you're a political movement. Extremely effective because what
it does is it motivates people and it gives them
something to rally against it. There is a benefit in
getting people's eyes focused on something if it makes them
angry and motivates it. I use this example before, and
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it's true. You've probably heard of this before. A football
coach Ohio State, my Ohio State Buckeyes, if they lose
to Michigan, which sadly they tend to do a lot. Now,
if they lose to Michigan, what does the weight room coach,
the strength and conditioning coach, he's known as what does
he play in the weight room? The entire offseason? A
continuous loop of the team losing to Michigan. Oh, you're
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thinking about woosing out on that last rep at the
squad rack, Look at the TV, Look at the TV.
Look how weak you were? You lost? You lost? You lost?
Michigan sucks. Why are you gonna let that happen? It?
It gives people something to focus on and be motivated by.
That's a fact. There's a benefit in that it's why
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they do what they do, And they do the same thing,
holding up these idols, these symbols for people to worship.
You've seen it so many times. They did it to
great effect with George Floyd. George Floyd. It's so absurd
that I can't help but laugh about it. But I
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really have to applaud the communists. They really did a
fantastic job. We all woke up one day when we
saw this video. This cop. He's on his back, he's
got his knee on there, and the dude is sweaty
and looks helpless and miserable, and it looks like he's dying.
And it created negative emotions in people. Initially, even if
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you didn't run to social media and say something dumb,
it didn't look great. But it didn't exactly take a
lot of digging to figure out, this is a really
bad guy. This is a criminal, hurts women. This is
a bad guy and a lifelong bad guy, a bad
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guy everywhere he went, a bad human being, and died
of a drug overdose. The cop did not kill him.
He died of a drug overdose. There are still, to
this day multiple statues of George Floyd in different cities
across the United States of America. He had how many funerals,
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Chris were there? Four of them? He had four different funerals.
I live in Houston, Yeah, I believe he was originally
from here, something like that. He had a funeral procession
in Houston. It's all across the country. They gave something
for other communists to rally around. Look at this, Look
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at this symbol. This is a symbol of the right
of all that's evil, that cops are bad, of America's racism.
Look at George, Look at George. It's ridiculous. These symbols
are ridiculous, and in fact, we'll get to one in
a little while. These symbols are ridiculous, they're crazy. They
don't make any sense to anybody who's logical in things
through things, but they are extremely effective. But your greatest
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strength can become your greatest weakness. Trump deported an MS
thirteen gang member, not an American citizen, a man who
had a sitting deportation order. American democrats and members of
the media have decided that this human being, he is
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their new symbol. They will get people to rally around.
And the problem with that is if you choose the
wrong symbol. It can have the opposite effect of what
you're looking for. I'm going to play you a couple
different things. The first thing I'm gonna play you this
is Senator Chris van Holland, Democrat. He flew down to
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El Salvador today. He announced yesterday he was going to
do it. Today. He flew down to El Salvador to
try to get a meeting with L Salvador's president so
he could pick this MS thirteen gang member up and
bring him back into the United States of America.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I just landed at the airport in San Salvador a
little while ago. I'm now en route into the city,
looking forward to meeting with the team from the American embassy.
After that, I hope to meet with some high level
government officials from Al Salvador. As I've said before, the
goal of my visit is to talk to people here
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about the release of Kilmar of Grego Garcia. I told
his wife and his family I would do everything possible
to bring him home.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
How effective has this campaign been? Because this has been
what has it been two weeks now? The American media
can't stop asking about it. Judges keep trying to bring
him back everybody keeps trying to bring back the MS
thirteen gang member into the country. Well, here's how it's working.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
To NBC News, there's a growing number of voters who
are identifying with the MAGA movement. From January twenty twenty four,
it was twenty percent, March twenty twenty five, it is
thirty six percent. So we're actually seeing the country kind
of moving in these opposite directions. Lots of fire and
energy on the left, but on the right. More and
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more Americans are comfortable saying I'm mega.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Donald Trump is one hundred days into his presidency. This
should be the end of the honeymoon phase. And he's
more popular now than he was the day he was
sworn in, and Democrats have dedicated two straight weeks to
defending an MS thirteen gang member. Sometimes the ability to
create a symbol for people to rally around, well it
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can kill you if you pick the wrong one. Oopsie.
A couple more things on that than emails. Next, I've
got on Atima inside on't mean says yes, he Kelly,
you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the
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You can email the show at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
So after I'm done doing what I'm about to do,
we're gonna move on and we're gonna do some emails
and move off of this. But what I'm about to
do is heavy. Okay, it's heavy. It is because of
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what happened at the White House during the press conference today.
So I played for you right before we went into
the break. United States Senator from Maryland, Chris van Holland,
he's been ranting and raving for two three days about
the MS thirteen gang member that got deported and how
he wants him back home. This is the communist's new symbol.
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This is what they're rallying everybody around the gang member. Okay,
all that's bad enough, All that's gross enough. You probably
maybe you remember the story of Rachel Morin. Rachel Morin
was a mother. She went out for a jog in
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Maryland one day, had a boyfriend who finally reported she
never came back. And look, if you're a woman just
going off the women I talked to, this is on
the short list for what's your nightmare? Right, what's your nightmare?
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This is one of those things that's in the back
of the mind of every woman who's ever lived. Right,
what if you are alone in a violent evil man
gets his hands on you? And Rachel Moran lived it,
A monster and illegal who shouldn't have been in the
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country got a hold of her, dragged her alive after
he attacked her, dragged her deeper into the woods. You
can use your imagination. She did not die quickly. It
was not pleasant. Well, it doesn't matter the age of
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your daughter, your child. No parent ever wants to bury
their child. And I can only imagine, and I hope
I will only ever be able to imagine. But I
can only imagine burying your child is bad enough. But
how many times would you replay in your head if
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your child died like this, what they went through before
they died, right, how many times would you have that look? Recently,
I lost my father, As you know, I've talked about
it before. I'll tell you, just being very honest, I've
had moments where one I'm glad he went in his sleep,
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but two I hope he didn't wake up right beforehand
or something, right. I just hope that, and I know
that's dumb. Maybe it's dumb to think like that, But
I hope, I hope it was just went sleep and
that was it, right. I hope he didn't wake up
and was in pain or scared or something. That's my dad.
What if it was your daughter? So Caroline Levitt brought
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Patty Morian Rachel's mother, the young lady who was killed,
assaulted and killed. Brought her mother into the press conference
today and she spoke for a little while. But man,
here she.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Was to have a senator from Maryland who didn't even
acknowledge or barely acknowledged my daughter and the brutal death
that she endured, leaving her five children without a mother
and now a grand baby without a grandmother, so that
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he can use my taxpayer money to fly to El
Salvador to bring back someone that's not even an American citizen.
Why does that person have more right than I do,
or my daughter or my grandchildren? Don't. I don't understand this.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
It should be noted in case you're wondering how committed
the Communists are to their new symbol. Remember they've they've
decided this man's the symbol. Everyone worship him everyone rally
around him. It's being reported by the White House's very
own Stephen Chung that CNN and MSNBC cut away from
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the press conference when this mother was speaking so highly
invested and protecting illegals that they cut away from the
press conference while this mom was that's look, we are
dealing with evil, Okay, now good and bad. We are
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dealing with evil here. There are demonic forces at work
on this planet, and then most definitely are at work
inside of this country. But this is what we're up against.
And my heart breaks for that woman for a variety
of reasons, not just the obvious ones, but the last
part of it. When you can tell, I mean, she's
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probably not a highly political person. You can tell she's like,
I don't understand this. I don't understand. It can be
so hard for normies. It can be so hard for
them to grasp how deeply evil the modern Democrat Party is.
It's hard even for people like you, like me, it
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can be hard to accept that we share a country
with some really evil human beings, genuinely deeply evil people.
It's a lot to think about. I'm going to move
off it. I'm going to do some emails let's laugh
a little bit or talk about whatever's on your mind.
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I want to move off it. We'll get back to
Letitia James getting potentially busted. Before we do that, I
got to see e mail. Hey Jesse, I think all
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Turn it off, Chris, Just turn off that sorry music.
I don't want to hear it anymore on the show.
Remember we read your emails here on the show. Chris
reads them all. I read the ones that don't suck.
Let's move on to these. Jesse. I really enjoyed your
discussion the other night about how we have fagins all
over the place worming their way into seats of power.
It was highly intellectual and maybe the most radio I've
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ever heard along the same lines. Could you please explain
one more time the significance of caucuses in Congress. I
have five sons, three of whom are teenagers. I think
would benefit from that important Civics lesson. Thanks, he says,
his name is Jonathan. Well again, that's just rewind really quickly.
You remember Lynda Fagen. She was the commandant of the
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Coast Guard. I bring up her name because remember, the
commandant is the top dog, the top dog, the top
dog of the Coast Guard, by the Grace Good. She
was just let go two or three days ago. This
is what she cared about.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
We currently have nearly forty percent women enrolled at the
Coastguard Academy. I'm really excited about the talent and the
diversity that I see coming through the academy my daughter.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
And there are fagins everywhere in this country now, top
to bottom, throughout the government, every single portion of the
chain at command has fagins in it. The FBI, did
you know this. You want to hear a frightening stat
You know, Christopher Wray bragged that forty percent of the FBI,
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they're new employees that came under his watch. Those are
all fagins, you know, they are Ritually every one of
them is a fagon. We have a lot of work
to do now. That brings me to your point about
the caucuses. Here's how Congress works. Because we hear about
this caucus or that caucus, the Black Caucus or the
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Freedom Caucus, or here's how it works in Congress. It's
not enough to go there and be one really loud voice.
What matters is how big your caucus is. That's what matters.
If you if it's just you, you don't have any
real power because you're not a voting block. Remember a caucus,
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that's the portion of people who generally vote with you
where they can count on you. If there's one good
person there, that's not a big enough caucus, that's a
tiny caucus. He's not going to be able to do
anything with that. When you find when we you and me,
when we send groups of good people back to Congress,
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what happens is our caucus grows. And once our caucus grows,
then we can inflict pain on the losers on the
other side. The bigger our caucus, the more pain they
have to go through. Congress is a caucus measuring contest,
and for the longest time, if you want to feel
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good about something, for the longest time, we didn't get
this at all, and so we'd send this guy but
no help, and this guy but no help, and this
girl but no help. We finally came up with the
Freedom Caucus, which started small, and then over time it
started to grow and grow and grow and grow. Now
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the Freedom Caucus stands tall. It needs to be even
bigger than it is now. Congress is about the size
of your caucus. We we have been outvoted because the
Rhino loser establishment types in Washington, d c. They have
had the largest caucus for a long time. Their caucus
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is shrinking. Their caucus is shrivelling up while ours is growing.
Feel good about that. Yes, we still have all kinds
of traders in the House of Representative Representatives. It's shrinking
in the in the Senate, the evil, the evil caucus,
it's getting smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller. If
we can manage to run John Cornan out of the
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United States Senate next year, and we have an opportunity
to do so, that will really really shrivel up the
evil GOP caucus in the Senate. Congress is a caucus
measuring contest, period, Jesse, I see a lot of people
on the right saying we should have no problem giving
trials and due process for all the illegals like the
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Maryland man, since it should be easy to prove in
court they're illegal and deport them afterwards. How do you
recommend discussing due process for illegals with normis slash Rhinos
his name is Daniel. Well, okay, first, let's remember if
I if I I take over guarding your home and I
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spend my first night bringing in thirty of the most
vicious gang members I can find, I bring them on
purpose into your home. What do you need the next day?
The next day, you need all thirty of them out immediately.
What you don't need, and in fact, what you cannot afford,
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is what we Look, we're gonna work on it. We
can't do it all at once. Look, there's a right way.
We want to make sure we're doing this the right way.
We don't want to do it the wrong way. That's
not who we are. Let's slow down, do it the
right way. We cannot defeat American communism. If we are
going to use our own rules against ourselves, our own
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values against ourselves, If we're going to allow them to
use our values against us, we will not win. We
will fail. If the bar If the Demons and the
Democrat Party are going to bring in twenty million barbarians
in four years, and then the right is going to
sit and twist itself up into knots about the due
process of this illegal or that illegal, we will lose. Period.
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And look, whatever argument you email in, I will disregard
it because it's wrong. It's a fact. Because you will
email in something like, well what about this part of
the constitution. No, you don't understand. Whatever your argument is
against what I just said, it doesn't change this fact.
If we are going to be slowed down deporting the
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barbarians that they bring in, we will lose. We will
there's no saving the United States of America. If we're
going to do it that way, you cannot do it.
They bring in twenty million people, they fly them in,
they bust them in, they pay for them to stay here,
and then we get elected. And wow, I mean, did
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this guy get enough due process? I know he wasn't
a citizen, but I'm really not comfortable where we sent
him by. We did it too fast, we would we
can't win. And maybe maybe you would argue that it's
not right. Look, I'm not actually arguing that. Okay, maybe
maybe it is, maybe it isn't. I'm not telling you
you're crazy for that. Maybe you argue that it's not constitutional,
maybe you're right, maybe you're wrong. I would argue with that,
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but maybe you're right, maybe you're wrong. That's not what
I'm saying. What I am saying is whatever reason you
use to justify slowing down deporting illegals, we've lost. If
that's what we're going to do, we've lost. And this
is why the communists have been so successful tearing through
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this country because they don't touch the breaks. They got
elected because they had a doddering old fool in the
White House and there were no breaks. They've found themselves
using your money to create a downloadable app so illegals
could schedule their illegal entry into the United States of America.
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Democrats are so evil they use your money for an
app like that. If we are going to try to
combat that level of evil the right way, we will lose.
Winning against that level of evil is all that matters.
The people who are here must be gone. What's the process? Hey,
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are you a citizen? You're not? Goodbye? Well? What if
you said them of the wrong country? Tough? Well what
if he has to go to prison first? Then El
Salvador tough. I don't care. I don't care about the
sob story of the person who violated my country's immigration laws.
I don't care if there's a screw up along the way.
You realize that I don't care. Oh, you accidentally sent
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him to Mozambique when he's actually from Bangladesh. Whelp hop
on a boat, my friend and have a nice sale.
That sounds like a whole lot of not my problem, goodbye.
Let that be a less In fact, I want to
be on the record here, I'm, in fact the supporter
of deporting them to the wrong country. So then you
have to figure out how to get back to the
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correct country. You've already proven you're more than willing to
cross borders illegally. Maybe that's too far, or maybe I'm
the one who understands how to win more emails. Next
the Jesse Kelly Show. It's still real to me. Damn it,
the Turnstacks. It is the Jesse kel on a Wednesday.
(28:04):
I'm officially screwed up. I don't even know what day
it is, you know what, I'm not even gonna give
out the day anymore. I've now referenced it as Tuesday
to open the show, which is incorrect. I then switched
to Wednesday. Jewish producer Chris messed me up and said
it was Thursday on purpose. Now I'm lost. I don't
know we're during the week. I know that because we're
doing a show. So it's at some point during the
week what day it is, who actually knows. We will
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get to Latitia James and her legal troubles here and
a few I want to do some emails and some
other things. I did see this story out of the
New York Post. The US yacht industry has been thrown
into turmoil by tariffs in crew crackdowns. Quote, my client
is canceling his order. You know what. I'm canceling my
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yacht order too, What, Chris, I decided I'm not getting
my yacht anymore. I had this big one plan too. What.
I had all these plans for it, Chris. I was
gonna get one of those ones with a swimming pool.
Have you seen those? I saw one the other. How
big is it? I'm still designing it. I mean, I
don't know. I haven't put any I haven't put a
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pen to paper yet on it. Really it's in the
design phase. It's more in more of the design phase.
And I've got a lot of stuff on there. I've
got a cost of fortune to store it. I'll find somebody.
How hard can it be? Look, here's what you can do.
Haven't you ever seen the movies. Ever seen that James
Bond movie Skyfall, Well, it's a sweet movie. One two
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they go to this abandoned island where there's all these
old apartment buildings. I read something on it once. This
is a long time ago, and I didn't do any
research for the show, as per usual, so I can't
come up with it. But that island is real, Like
that wasn't just part of the movie. There's abandoned islands
like that everywhere. You don't have to pay for storage,
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find an abandoned island and just anchor it off of there. What, Chris,
how am I going to get back to the mainland.
I'm glad you asked. This is another idea I have
for my yacht. I have you obviously know what jet
skis are. Okay, So here's what I've got on my yacht.
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They're these tubes almost like torpedo tubes in the front
of the boat, but they're large torpedo tubes. Okay. Have
you ever seen the little things the navy CEOs use
when they go underwater. It's like these little underground submarines
and things like that. You've never seen them movies? Oh yeah,
you have? Okay, Okay, they're these little I mean, you
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can fit a couple of dudes in this thing. I'm
gonna have these on my yacht and They're going to
launch out of the front and I'm gonna take a
submarine wherever I go. What what? How am I gonna
get back? I'm not gonna just leave the submarine, man,
I'm gonna park the submarines. When I get back, I'm
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gonna go and get back in my No, I'm not
gonna pay docking for the submarine. It's under the water.
I'm going to pull up to one of those. I've
always I've always dreamt of this. I've always wanted to
be on a boat and pull the boat up to
a restaurant that's on the water. There's this place here
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in the Houston area that No, it's not top water.
What's this place called Pier six? Pier six, It's called
Pier six in the Houston area. It's delicious, right, it's
delicious anyway, what Corey, you've.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Heard of it?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
What? What's Corey saying over there? I know it's expensive.
I was talking to I thought I was talking to Cory,
not Chris. I realized it's expensive. Whatever anyway. The place
is on a pier and we've never actually taken a
boat there. We just drive, but people take boats up
to it. Anyway, I'm going to take my submarine. I'm
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going to park it underneath the water outside of a restaurant.
No docking fees can people can go above or below.
That's fine. When I'm done, I scuba dive back down
to my submarine. Take it out to my yacht. Anyway.
Something to think about. Loud bang and a giant fireball.
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A United flight returns to Denver after a rabbit strike
ignites the engine during takeoff. So you know what I've
said to you many many times before that I want
you and me. I want us always to have our
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own minds. Don't take whatever anybody says. Anybody doesn't matter
who it is, trump me, anybody. Don't ever take it
as gospel. You use your mind, think it through, figure
it out if it makes sense to you. So I'm
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pretty familiar with rabbits. I used to go rabbit hunting
with my dad. I've had rabbits tearing up my yard
once and I went and got a pellet gun and
took care of the problem. Let's just put it that way.
So I'm very, very familiar with rabbits, Chris said, do
they taste good? No, I've never thought rabbit meat was
(33:14):
very good, and we always had to eat it. Whenever
my dad killed rabbits, he'd come home and we'd had
to have rabbit stew. I never liked it. Either way,
they don't taste good, but whatever, you can survive on them.
I'm pretty familiar with rabbits. I would like to know
how exactly a rabbit jumped up into a jet engine
(33:40):
that doesn't wash, that doesn't Chris said, during takeoff? Okay,
so is the rabbit? Does he have extra leaping ability
during takeoff? Chris? I mean, look at I could put
a hundred rabbits around a commercial airliner and they're never
going to reach the nets height to get into the engine.
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That doesn't say it was rabbit lebron. Yeah, that doesn't
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This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Wednesday. Chris just tried to fool me again and
tell me it was Thursday, but he can't get one
by me. We have an incredible hour coming up. We'll
(00:31):
get to some emails and we'll talk about the state
attorneys General. I'm upset about that term in a little bit,
but I want to discuss something. There are some things
in life that are that are beneficial and harmful. I'll
tell you one thing about me. I have an obsessive
(00:52):
personality that can be a superpower sometimes and sometimes times
it can be awful, absolutely awful. When I get on
something whatever, that something happens to be, I can't get
away from it. Now. If that's something, well, look the
(01:15):
history stuff for the show. How do I Why would
I even come up with these subjects? How do I
dig into it? Well, I'll just find a topic in
some way. Maybe I'll read a reference to it somewhere
or an article about it, and it'll fascinate me and
I will go deep in and I will obsess over it.
(01:37):
I will read everything I can get my hands on
or watch everything I can do. I want to know
everything I possibly can know about it. I'm supremely obsessed
about it. Now that's good for the show, right? You
like that? You like that I talk about it, that
I learn about stuff. As far as the show goes,
it could be good. You know what I did on Sunday,
(02:01):
Not this last Sunday, the Sunday before, Remember I did
last week. I did a bunch of World War One stuff,
the Italian Campaign of World War One. You remember all
that stuff. On Sunday, we went to church, came home.
I think we went out to lunch, but I remember, right.
We came home and then ab she wanted to do
some family stuff. She said, hey, why don't we play
(02:23):
a board game or something like that? And I'm usually
okay with that. Oh well, I love family stuff. It's
just board games or hit or Miss. But I said, no,
I don't want to do that, said why not? I
need to do more World War One stuff. I have
these things. I have a bunch of different things I
want to read. I have like one hundred pages left
(02:45):
in my book, and I just flat out a band
in the family in the house for like three hours.
As I'll see you guys a little while, and I
just closed myself in and just obsessed with it. Okay,
so our best things can be our worst things. Right.
We've talked many times before about communists and how good
they are at creating idols symbols for people. They're really
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really good at it. They will hold somebody or something
up and they'll say, look at this person. This person
is the source of all of your problems. This is
the devil. This is the one you can blame. Donald
Trump's the perfect, perfect, perfect example. They have spent so
many years Trump Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump's the devil,
(03:33):
Trump Trump, so many years, all over media, all over everything,
that now every single Democrat in the United States of
America believes Donald Trump is a Nazi. They just believe
the most insane things in the world that aren't even
close to based in reality. And you could pull up
a video right now and show your liberal and paggy
(03:54):
that Donald Trump did not say Nazis were very fine people,
and she would still refuse to believe it because it
has been etched in stone in her mind that he
is the devil, he is the source of all her problems.
And whatever negative you can say about him is obviously true.
That's look, it's sick and it's wrong, but it's extremely
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effective if you're a political movement. Extremely effective because what
it does is it motivates people and it gives them
something to rally against it. There is a benefit in
getting people's eyes focused on something if it makes them
angry and motivates it. I use this example before, and
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it's true. You've probably heard of this before. A football
coach Ohio State, my Ohio State Buckeyes, if they lose
to Michigan, which sadly they tend to do a lot. Now,
if they lose to Michigan, what does the weight room coach,
the strength and conditioning coach, he's known as what does
he play in the weight room? The entire offseason? A
continuous loop of the team losing to Michigan. Oh, you're
(05:05):
thinking about woosing out on that last rep at the
squad rack, Look at the TV, Look at the TV.
Look how weak you were? You lost? You lost? You lost?
Michigan sucks. Why are you gonna let that happen? It?
It gives people something to focus on and be motivated by.
That's a fact. There's a benefit in that it's why
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they do what they do, And they do the same thing,
holding up these idols, these symbols for people to worship.
You've seen it so many times. They did it to
great effect with George Floyd. George Floyd. It's so absurd
that I can't help but laugh about it. But I
(05:47):
really have to applaud the communists. They really did a
fantastic job. We all woke up one day when we
saw this video. This cop. He's on his back, he's
got his knee on there, and the dude is sweaty
and looks helpless and miserable, and it looks like he's dying.
And it created negative emotions in people. Initially, even if
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you didn't run to social media and say something dumb,
it didn't look great. But it didn't exactly take a
lot of digging to figure out, this is a really
bad guy. This is a criminal, hurts women. This is
a bad guy and a lifelong bad guy, a bad
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guy everywhere he went, a bad human being, and died
of a drug overdose. The cop did not kill him.
He died of a drug overdose. There are still, to
this day multiple statues of George Floyd in different cities
across the United States of America. He had how many funerals,
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Chris were there? Four of them? He had four different funerals.
I live in Houston, Yeah, I believe he was originally
from here, something like that. He had a funeral procession
in Houston. It's all across the country. They gave something
for other communists to rally around. Look at this, Look
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at this symbol. This is a symbol of the right
of all that's evil, that cops are bad, of America's racism.
Look at George, Look at George. It's ridiculous. These symbols
are ridiculous, and in fact, we'll get to one in
a little while. These symbols are ridiculous, they're crazy. They
don't make any sense to anybody who's logical in things
through things, but they are extremely effective. But your greatest
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strength can become your greatest weakness. Trump deported an MS
thirteen gang member, not an American citizen, a man who
had a sitting deportation order. American democrats and members of
the media have decided that this human being, he is
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their new symbol. They will get people to rally around.
And the problem with that is if you choose the
wrong symbol. It can have the opposite effect of what
you're looking for. I'm going to play you a couple
different things. The first thing I'm gonna play you this
is Senator Chris van Holland, Democrat. He flew down to
(08:34):
El Salvador today. He announced yesterday he was going to
do it. Today. He flew down to El Salvador to
try to get a meeting with L Salvador's president so
he could pick this MS thirteen gang member up and
bring him back into the United States of America.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I just landed at the airport in San Salvador a
little while ago. I'm now en route into the city,
looking forward to meeting with the team from the American embassy.
After that, I hope to meet with some high level
government officials from Al Salvador. As I've said before, the
goal of my visit is to talk to people here
(09:16):
about the release of Kilmar of Grego Garcia. I told
his wife and his family I would do everything possible
to bring him home.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
How effective has this campaign been? Because this has been
what has it been two weeks now? The American media
can't stop asking about it. Judges keep trying to bring
him back everybody keeps trying to bring back the MS
thirteen gang member into the country. Well, here's how it's working.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
To NBC News, there's a growing number of voters who
are identifying with the MAGA movement. From January twenty twenty four,
it was twenty percent, March twenty twenty five, it is
thirty six percent. So we're actually seeing the country kind
of moving in these opposite directions. Lots of fire and
energy on the left, but on the right. More and
(10:05):
more Americans are comfortable saying I'm mega.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Donald Trump is one hundred days into his presidency. This
should be the end of the honeymoon phase. And he's
more popular now than he was the day he was
sworn in, and Democrats have dedicated two straight weeks to
defending an MS thirteen gang member. Sometimes the ability to
create a symbol for people to rally around, well it
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can kill you if you pick the wrong one. Oopsie.
A couple more things on that than emails. Next, I've
got on Atima inside on't mean says yes, he Kelly,
you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the
Jesse Kelly Show. On a Fantastic Wednesday, A hook day,
(10:55):
reminding you. You can download the whole show on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes.
You can email the show at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
So after I'm done doing what I'm about to do,
we're gonna move on and we're gonna do some emails
and move off of this. But what I'm about to
do is heavy. Okay, it's heavy. It is because of
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what happened at the White House during the press conference today.
So I played for you right before we went into
the break. United States Senator from Maryland, Chris van Holland,
he's been ranting and raving for two three days about
the MS thirteen gang member that got deported and how
he wants him back home. This is the communist's new symbol.
(11:37):
This is what they're rallying everybody around the gang member. Okay,
all that's bad enough, All that's gross enough. You probably
maybe you remember the story of Rachel Morin. Rachel Morin
was a mother. She went out for a jog in
(11:58):
Maryland one day, had a boyfriend who finally reported she
never came back. And look, if you're a woman just
going off the women I talked to, this is on
the short list for what's your nightmare? Right, what's your nightmare?
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This is one of those things that's in the back
of the mind of every woman who's ever lived. Right,
what if you are alone in a violent evil man
gets his hands on you? And Rachel Moran lived it,
A monster and illegal who shouldn't have been in the
(12:42):
country got a hold of her, dragged her alive after
he attacked her, dragged her deeper into the woods. You
can use your imagination. She did not die quickly. It
was not pleasant. Well, it doesn't matter the age of
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your daughter, your child. No parent ever wants to bury
their child. And I can only imagine, and I hope
I will only ever be able to imagine. But I
can only imagine burying your child is bad enough. But
how many times would you replay in your head if
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your child died like this, what they went through before
they died, right, how many times would you have that look? Recently,
I lost my father, As you know, I've talked about
it before. I'll tell you, just being very honest, I've
had moments where one I'm glad he went in his sleep,
(13:50):
but two I hope he didn't wake up right beforehand
or something, right. I just hope that, and I know
that's dumb. Maybe it's dumb to think like that, But
I hope, I hope it was just went sleep and
that was it, right. I hope he didn't wake up
and was in pain or scared or something. That's my dad.
What if it was your daughter? So Caroline Levitt brought
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Patty Morian Rachel's mother, the young lady who was killed,
assaulted and killed. Brought her mother into the press conference
today and she spoke for a little while. But man,
here she.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Was to have a senator from Maryland who didn't even
acknowledge or barely acknowledged my daughter and the brutal death
that she endured, leaving her five children without a mother
and now a grand baby without a grandmother, so that
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he can use my taxpayer money to fly to El
Salvador to bring back someone that's not even an American citizen.
Why does that person have more right than I do,
or my daughter or my grandchildren? Don't. I don't understand this.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
It should be noted in case you're wondering how committed
the Communists are to their new symbol. Remember they've they've
decided this man's the symbol. Everyone worship him everyone rally
around him. It's being reported by the White House's very
own Stephen Chung that CNN and MSNBC cut away from
(15:38):
the press conference when this mother was speaking so highly
invested and protecting illegals that they cut away from the
press conference while this mom was that's look, we are
dealing with evil, Okay, now good and bad. We are
(15:58):
dealing with evil here. There are demonic forces at work
on this planet, and then most definitely are at work
inside of this country. But this is what we're up against.
And my heart breaks for that woman for a variety
of reasons, not just the obvious ones, but the last
part of it. When you can tell, I mean, she's
(16:20):
probably not a highly political person. You can tell she's like,
I don't understand this. I don't understand. It can be
so hard for normies. It can be so hard for
them to grasp how deeply evil the modern Democrat Party is.
It's hard even for people like you, like me, it
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can be hard to accept that we share a country
with some really evil human beings, genuinely deeply evil people.
It's a lot to think about. I'm going to move
off it. I'm going to do some emails let's laugh
a little bit or talk about whatever's on your mind.
(17:05):
I want to move off it. We'll get back to
Letitia James getting potentially busted. Before we do that, I
got to see e mail. Hey Jesse, I think all
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Turn it off, Chris, Just turn off that sorry music.
I don't want to hear it anymore on the show.
Remember we read your emails here on the show. Chris
reads them all. I read the ones that don't suck.
Let's move on to these. Jesse. I really enjoyed your
discussion the other night about how we have fagins all
over the place worming their way into seats of power.
It was highly intellectual and maybe the most radio I've
(19:00):
ever heard along the same lines. Could you please explain
one more time the significance of caucuses in Congress. I
have five sons, three of whom are teenagers. I think
would benefit from that important Civics lesson. Thanks, he says,
his name is Jonathan. Well again, that's just rewind really quickly.
You remember Lynda Fagen. She was the commandant of the
(19:24):
Coast Guard. I bring up her name because remember, the
commandant is the top dog, the top dog, the top
dog of the Coast Guard, by the Grace Good. She
was just let go two or three days ago. This
is what she cared about.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
We currently have nearly forty percent women enrolled at the
Coastguard Academy. I'm really excited about the talent and the
diversity that I see coming through the academy my daughter.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
And there are fagins everywhere in this country now, top
to bottom, throughout the government, every single portion of the
chain at command has fagins in it. The FBI, did
you know this. You want to hear a frightening stat
You know, Christopher Wray bragged that forty percent of the FBI,
(20:19):
they're new employees that came under his watch. Those are
all fagins, you know, they are Ritually every one of
them is a fagon. We have a lot of work
to do now. That brings me to your point about
the caucuses. Here's how Congress works. Because we hear about
this caucus or that caucus, the Black Caucus or the
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Freedom Caucus, or here's how it works in Congress. It's
not enough to go there and be one really loud voice.
What matters is how big your caucus is. That's what matters.
If you if it's just you, you don't have any
real power because you're not a voting block. Remember a caucus,
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that's the portion of people who generally vote with you
where they can count on you. If there's one good
person there, that's not a big enough caucus, that's a
tiny caucus. He's not going to be able to do
anything with that. When you find when we you and me,
when we send groups of good people back to Congress,
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what happens is our caucus grows. And once our caucus grows,
then we can inflict pain on the losers on the
other side. The bigger our caucus, the more pain they
have to go through. Congress is a caucus measuring contest,
and for the longest time, if you want to feel
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good about something, for the longest time, we didn't get
this at all, and so we'd send this guy but
no help, and this guy but no help, and this
girl but no help. We finally came up with the
Freedom Caucus, which started small, and then over time it
started to grow and grow and grow and grow. Now
(22:06):
the Freedom Caucus stands tall. It needs to be even
bigger than it is now. Congress is about the size
of your caucus. We we have been outvoted because the
Rhino loser establishment types in Washington, d c. They have
had the largest caucus for a long time. Their caucus
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is shrinking. Their caucus is shrivelling up while ours is growing.
Feel good about that. Yes, we still have all kinds
of traders in the House of Representative Representatives. It's shrinking
in the in the Senate, the evil, the evil caucus,
it's getting smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller. If
we can manage to run John Cornan out of the
(22:48):
United States Senate next year, and we have an opportunity
to do so, that will really really shrivel up the
evil GOP caucus in the Senate. Congress is a caucus
measuring contest, period, Jesse, I see a lot of people
on the right saying we should have no problem giving
trials and due process for all the illegals like the
(23:09):
Maryland man, since it should be easy to prove in
court they're illegal and deport them afterwards. How do you
recommend discussing due process for illegals with normis slash Rhinos
his name is Daniel. Well, okay, first, let's remember if
I if I I take over guarding your home and I
(23:36):
spend my first night bringing in thirty of the most
vicious gang members I can find, I bring them on
purpose into your home. What do you need the next day?
The next day, you need all thirty of them out immediately.
What you don't need, and in fact, what you cannot afford,
(23:59):
is what we Look, we're gonna work on it. We
can't do it all at once. Look, there's a right way.
We want to make sure we're doing this the right way.
We don't want to do it the wrong way. That's
not who we are. Let's slow down, do it the
right way. We cannot defeat American communism. If we are
going to use our own rules against ourselves, our own
(24:23):
values against ourselves, If we're going to allow them to
use our values against us, we will not win. We
will fail. If the bar If the Demons and the
Democrat Party are going to bring in twenty million barbarians
in four years, and then the right is going to
sit and twist itself up into knots about the due
process of this illegal or that illegal, we will lose. Period.
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And look, whatever argument you email in, I will disregard
it because it's wrong. It's a fact. Because you will
email in something like, well what about this part of
the constitution. No, you don't understand. Whatever your argument is
against what I just said, it doesn't change this fact.
If we are going to be slowed down deporting the
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barbarians that they bring in, we will lose. We will
there's no saving the United States of America. If we're
going to do it that way, you cannot do it.
They bring in twenty million people, they fly them in,
they bust them in, they pay for them to stay here,
and then we get elected. And wow, I mean, did
(25:28):
this guy get enough due process? I know he wasn't
a citizen, but I'm really not comfortable where we sent
him by. We did it too fast, we would we
can't win. And maybe maybe you would argue that it's
not right. Look, I'm not actually arguing that. Okay, maybe
maybe it is, maybe it isn't. I'm not telling you
you're crazy for that. Maybe you argue that it's not constitutional,
maybe you're right, maybe you're wrong. I would argue with that,
(25:49):
but maybe you're right, maybe you're wrong. That's not what
I'm saying. What I am saying is whatever reason you
use to justify slowing down deporting illegals, we've lost. If
that's what we're going to do, we've lost. And this
is why the communists have been so successful tearing through
(26:11):
this country because they don't touch the breaks. They got
elected because they had a doddering old fool in the
White House and there were no breaks. They've found themselves
using your money to create a downloadable app so illegals
could schedule their illegal entry into the United States of America.
(26:34):
Democrats are so evil they use your money for an
app like that. If we are going to try to
combat that level of evil the right way, we will lose.
Winning against that level of evil is all that matters.
The people who are here must be gone. What's the process? Hey,
(26:55):
are you a citizen? You're not? Goodbye? Well? What if
you said them of the wrong country? Tough? Well what
if he has to go to prison first? Then El
Salvador tough. I don't care. I don't care about the
sob story of the person who violated my country's immigration laws.
I don't care if there's a screw up along the way.
You realize that I don't care. Oh, you accidentally sent
(27:18):
him to Mozambique when he's actually from Bangladesh. Whelp hop
on a boat, my friend and have a nice sale.
That sounds like a whole lot of not my problem, goodbye.
Let that be a less In fact, I want to
be on the record here, I'm, in fact the supporter
of deporting them to the wrong country. So then you
have to figure out how to get back to the
(27:39):
correct country. You've already proven you're more than willing to
cross borders illegally. Maybe that's too far, or maybe I'm
the one who understands how to win more emails. Next
the Jesse Kelly Show. It's still real to me. Damn it,
the Turnstacks. It is the Jesse kel on a Wednesday.
(28:04):
I'm officially screwed up. I don't even know what day
it is, you know what, I'm not even gonna give
out the day anymore. I've now referenced it as Tuesday
to open the show, which is incorrect. I then switched
to Wednesday. Jewish producer Chris messed me up and said
it was Thursday on purpose. Now I'm lost. I don't
know we're during the week. I know that because we're
doing a show. So it's at some point during the
week what day it is, who actually knows. We will
(28:25):
get to Latitia James and her legal troubles here and
a few I want to do some emails and some
other things. I did see this story out of the
New York Post. The US yacht industry has been thrown
into turmoil by tariffs in crew crackdowns. Quote, my client
is canceling his order. You know what. I'm canceling my
(28:45):
yacht order too, What, Chris, I decided I'm not getting
my yacht anymore. I had this big one plan too. What.
I had all these plans for it, Chris. I was
gonna get one of those ones with a swimming pool.
Have you seen those? I saw one the other. How
big is it? I'm still designing it. I mean, I
don't know. I haven't put any I haven't put a
(29:06):
pen to paper yet on it. Really it's in the
design phase. It's more in more of the design phase.
And I've got a lot of stuff on there. I've
got a cost of fortune to store it. I'll find somebody.
How hard can it be? Look, here's what you can do.
Haven't you ever seen the movies. Ever seen that James
Bond movie Skyfall, Well, it's a sweet movie. One two
(29:29):
they go to this abandoned island where there's all these
old apartment buildings. I read something on it once. This
is a long time ago, and I didn't do any
research for the show, as per usual, so I can't
come up with it. But that island is real, Like
that wasn't just part of the movie. There's abandoned islands
like that everywhere. You don't have to pay for storage,
(29:50):
find an abandoned island and just anchor it off of there. What, Chris,
how am I going to get back to the mainland.
I'm glad you asked. This is another idea I have
for my yacht. I have you obviously know what jet
skis are. Okay, So here's what I've got on my yacht.
(30:11):
They're these tubes almost like torpedo tubes in the front
of the boat, but they're large torpedo tubes. Okay. Have
you ever seen the little things the navy CEOs use
when they go underwater. It's like these little underground submarines
and things like that. You've never seen them movies? Oh yeah,
you have? Okay, Okay, they're these little I mean, you
(30:34):
can fit a couple of dudes in this thing. I'm
gonna have these on my yacht and They're going to
launch out of the front and I'm gonna take a
submarine wherever I go. What what? How am I gonna
get back? I'm not gonna just leave the submarine, man,
I'm gonna park the submarines. When I get back, I'm
(30:56):
gonna go and get back in my No, I'm not
gonna pay docking for the submarine. It's under the water.
I'm going to pull up to one of those. I've
always I've always dreamt of this. I've always wanted to
be on a boat and pull the boat up to
a restaurant that's on the water. There's this place here
(31:18):
in the Houston area that No, it's not top water.
What's this place called Pier six? Pier six, It's called
Pier six in the Houston area. It's delicious, right, it's
delicious anyway, what Corey, you've.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Heard of it?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
What? What's Corey saying over there? I know it's expensive.
I was talking to I thought I was talking to Cory,
not Chris. I realized it's expensive. Whatever anyway. The place
is on a pier and we've never actually taken a
boat there. We just drive, but people take boats up
to it. Anyway, I'm going to take my submarine. I'm
(31:51):
going to park it underneath the water outside of a restaurant.
No docking fees can people can go above or below.
That's fine. When I'm done, I scuba dive back down
to my submarine. Take it out to my yacht. Anyway.
Something to think about. Loud bang and a giant fireball.
(32:12):
A United flight returns to Denver after a rabbit strike
ignites the engine during takeoff. So you know what I've
said to you many many times before that I want
you and me. I want us always to have our
(32:33):
own minds. Don't take whatever anybody says. Anybody doesn't matter
who it is, trump me, anybody. Don't ever take it
as gospel. You use your mind, think it through, figure
it out if it makes sense to you. So I'm
(32:54):
pretty familiar with rabbits. I used to go rabbit hunting
with my dad. I've had rabbits tearing up my yard
once and I went and got a pellet gun and
took care of the problem. Let's just put it that way.
So I'm very, very familiar with rabbits, Chris said, do
they taste good? No, I've never thought rabbit meat was
(33:14):
very good, and we always had to eat it. Whenever
my dad killed rabbits, he'd come home and we'd had
to have rabbit stew. I never liked it. Either way,
they don't taste good, but whatever, you can survive on them.
I'm pretty familiar with rabbits. I would like to know
how exactly a rabbit jumped up into a jet engine
(33:40):
that doesn't wash, that doesn't Chris said, during takeoff? Okay,
so is the rabbit? Does he have extra leaping ability
during takeoff? Chris? I mean, look at I could put
a hundred rabbits around a commercial airliner and they're never
going to reach the nets height to get into the engine.
(34:04):
That doesn't say it was rabbit lebron. Yeah, that doesn't
make any sense, Chris, It doesn't make any sense. Uh.
You know what this? Do you smell that? That smells
like something that's not true? Whatever that is that's not true,
someone's a dirty liar. And I know that because my
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(35:07):
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