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October 29, 2024 38 mins

Giving out King Size candy bars. Defying the orders of the commander and chief. Allie Beth Stuckey and the commies using your values against you. What your pastor should be teaching. Draining the swamp isn’t just a nice campaign slogan, it’s a necessity.

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. Talk
a little bit more about Democrats siloing themselves. An FBI
agent that's a huge Democrat donor, a story from overseas
that applies to us, emails voicemails Ali Beth Stuckey about

(00:35):
thirty minutes from now. She has a book out that
I really want young ladies to read. In fact, everyone should,
but young ladies especially about how they use your empathy
against you. All that and so much more coming up
this hour on the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Before
I get into I'm gonna do some emails and some
FBI stuff, But one more quick story about how they

(00:59):
isolate The Democrats Communists have isolated themselves. They've become the
party of coastal elites. That's really what they are, and
they are so divorced from the real world that now
they can't even venture out. Harris is so divorced from

(01:19):
the real world she refuses to venture out. So Joe Rogan,
I know you know who Joe Rogan is. In case
you don't, he does a podcast that is enormous. You
know this world, this media world, it changes and it
can be confusing who is bigger, what is bigger? And honestly,

(01:41):
for the longest time, before I even got into media,
when someone was referred to as a podcaster, it was
almost a slight this podcaster. That guy's a podcaster, he
has a podcast. Podcasts are enormous, now enormous. Joe Rogan

(02:01):
Show is enormous. The number of people who consume Joe
Rogan in a week far exceeds CNN, far exceed It's huge.
Even if you don't listen. I don't really listen to anybody,
so I don't listen to that one either, but it
is enormous. Donald Trump goes and sits down with Joe Rogan.

(02:22):
By the way, another wonderful podcast, The Jesse Kelly Show,
is available on iHeart and Spotify and iTunes. I've heard
it's really witty, really really good. Anyway, Trump go sits
down with Joe Rogan. Do you know how many people
listen to that all or some of it? Thirty million,

(02:44):
thirty million people. Let's just pause real quick. Remember when
Trump lost air fingers quote lost the twenty twenty election,
grand total of about fifty thousand votes if we're talking
about just the swings about fifty thousand votes cost Donald
Trump that election, we're not going to talk about how

(03:06):
they came up with those votes. He just talked to
Joe Rogan. Oh, Jewish producer Chris just corrected me. It's
thirty eight million. Now, thirty eight million people listen to it.
How big of a difference does that make. I don't know.
You can't quantify that, but it's big. It's enormous. Joe Rogan,

(03:28):
he does his show out of Austin, Texas, and it's
three hours long. I do know that much. It's three
hours long. He invited. He's not a Republican. He is
not on the right. He's not an anti communist, kind
of a non political. He was a Bernie Sanders guy,
just a different cat. I've nothing against him. I don't
like him, I don't hate him. I don't know him,

(03:49):
but definitely not a Republican. And Joe Rogan, since he
had Donald Trump on, publicly said, hey, Kamala Harris, you
come on too. We'll talk for three hours. It's not
going to be a hate fast at all. Again, He's
not some hardcore right winger. He was a Bernie Sanders supporter. Hey, Kamala,

(04:12):
come sit down now. This is this is what you
like to call a golden opportunity. Kamala Harris is taking
a beating with men. Men can't stand her. They are
losing such a high percentage of men. It probably is

(04:33):
going to be the thing that cost them the election
if they lose Joe Rogan's audience. He's a big mma guy,
but it's a lot of dudes. I don't know the
exact demographics. I would bet you off the top of
my head. His audience is seventy five eighty percent dudes.
I mean, Chris says higher. Because it's a lot. Kamala
Harris has the chance to reach millions of men, a

(04:57):
golden opportunity gifted to you. You need this demographic. You go,
you sit down with them. Even if you don't do well,
which I know she can't really do well. She doesn't
have the ability to do well. You at least can
humanize yourself, maybe even make fun of yourself. Look, I
know she can't do that. Have people write your stuff
for you, have people write speeches, write answers for you.

(05:21):
Do it, Harris says, No. The Harris campaign, they're so unconfident,
under confident. I don't even know what that word is.
They're not very confident. They said, Joe Rogan has to
come to us. We're not going to go to Austin
and will only do one hour. Why you can't fake

(05:46):
it for three hours. You've heard every single interview Dome
has done, every single interview. It's talking points that have
been written for her. When she's asked the question, she
is filibustering. She is always trying to run out the clock.

(06:07):
That's why she talks the way she talks, run out
the clock and get the interview over before she has
to say anything of substance. So no matter who she
sits down with, whether it's Brett beher, it doesn't matter.
She can never deliver a great answer. Hey, Kamala, what's

(06:28):
your plan for illegal immigration? People are angry about it.
What do you say? Well, she understands that interview has
been scheduled for a max. Twenty minutes, thirty minutes, maybe
an hour. She understands she cannot answer that question. Honestly,
she believes in opening up the borders of this country
the same way every Democrat believes it. So the answer

(06:51):
to that question always starts up with let me just
say that I was a prosecutor for a lot of
years in California, and I've done a lot of prosecuting
of different cartels. It was years of putting this guy
behind bars and that guy behind bars, and I personally
understand the playoff. Again, just Bill a bustering because she
knows she has to get two minutes. She has to

(07:13):
give a two minute answer. Probably, so if she can
say nothing for a minute thirty and then at the
end say something along the lines of it's a complicated
problem and we know we have to get better, boom
for her, that's an answer. Look it looks bad for
twenty or thirty minutes on a podcast, just like this
radio show, or maybe you're listening to the podcast. It's intimate.

(07:37):
The thing about radio that is different than TV because
you know, I do TV too. I have a TV
show on the first every night, nine pm Eastern. Not
that I'm gonna plug it or anything. I have a
TV show too, and I love TV. But radio podcasting
because I do your life with you, you know me. I

(07:58):
work out with you, I'm riding in the car with you.
Maybe right now, I make dinner with you. I mow
the lawn with you, I sit at work with you.
And because you and me, we talk for three hours
a day. You know me. You know when I'm angry,
you know when I'm goofy, you know when I'm sad.
You you know my life. You know the name of

(08:19):
my dog. You I you know my dad died recently.
I can't tell you how many emails I got from
you saying Jesse. I cried. I didn't even I didn't know.
And it's crazy, I cried, Chris. How many of those
emails do we get? More than I can count? Why?

(08:41):
Because I live your I live my life with you.
I do things with you. You know me, you know
my family. You, in a weird way, knew my father.
It was a loss for you because it was a
loss for me. It is intimate. This form of media
is intimate, whether it's radio or podcasting. You can't lie
your way through it. Kamala Harris and her people understand

(09:06):
she could never sit for three hours like Trump just
did to his credit, and just bear her soul because
her soul is ugly. Donald Trump didn't just go sit
down for three hours and talk about taxes and spending
and immigration tariffs and all these other things. That stuff

(09:27):
was part of it. He sat down and talked about
his love for MMA, his love for UFC. Hey, who's
your fight, favorite fighter, Who's the best? A very humanizing thing.
And she can't do it. Democrats can't do it because
they have isolated themselves. They have siloed themselves in coastal

(09:49):
ivory tower. Oh you have you have one, Chris, Oh,
please play. You can't do this for three hours, You'll
be exposed. Should folks stand for the national anthem?

Speaker 2 (10:01):
I think that one of the beautiful things about our
country is that we were founded on certain principles that
we articulated in seventeen seventy six. We are all and
should be treated as equals. We articulated those principles in
our constitution, and part of what we decided is what
makes a fair and just and noble society and a democracy.

(10:27):
A true democracy is freedom of religion, freedom, right of association,
freedom to organize, First Amendment. So that is part of
who we are as a country, and I will defend
it to the core, which is that we give people
certain choices in this country.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Should people stand for the national anthem? Yes or no?
Or if they don't feel like it, they shouldn't. It's
it's a quick case. I would say yes, of course.
But yeah, as we've talked about many times, Chris, the
truth is short and direct. When you give long answers

(11:05):
like she does, people even the norms and normas, people
instinctively know you're lying, you're covering something up. And man,
you want to talk about a missed opportunity, it's it
really is wild. How bad of a candidate she is.
All right, let's do a couple emails. Then we're going
to talk about the FBI donating to Democrats. Hang on,

(11:30):
miss something. There's a podcast, get it on demand wherever
podcasts are found, The Jesse Kelly Show. It is The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. We are one week
away from election day and arm, I'm so freaking excited. Remember,
you can email this show love, hey, death threats. Jesse

(11:52):
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You can leave us voicemails.
Hopefully they're nice.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Hey, mister nee brace's old famous author like yourself.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
They're not knee braces. Okay, they're not knee braces. They're
not knee pads. They're knee sleeves. Okay, I don't need
knee braces. I don't need this guff from you either.
They're knee sleeves because there's a little stiffness in the
knees after I work out.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Anyway, Hey, mister knee braces, old famous author like yourself,
you should be hanging out kick inside candy bars.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Get with the program, buddy, Chris. Can we do a
price check on what? Chris? I am gonna hand out
full size and it's not too late to buy candy
halloweens on Thursday? What you said in three days? Do

(12:49):
you think I'm taking the pony Express home. I have
to drive buy a million pharmacies and gas stations. What, Yes,
They're gonna be stocked up, and I'm getting king sized
stuff provided you give me a little bit of a
price check on that. Can you check on a you
know what's an underrated candy bar? Chris? I don't even
know if you people can eat this? A nut rageous?

(13:13):
Have you ever had a nut rageus? It's a Rees's
which Reeses are amazing? You have right? You people can
eat it? Right? It's the peanut butter stuff in peanuts
and caramel and chocolate I don't know what's kosher and
what's not. You get look up a box of king
sized nutrageous. I may rule the neighborhood after we're done,

(13:34):
if just give me a quick price check on that.
That's what you're good at. Anyway, Hey, let's do some emails. Hey,
I just wanted to thank you for highlighting the fact
we need to stand against the propaganda machine in the future.
I've been worried that people think if Trump wins, everything's
going to be suddenly fine. In fact, that's when it's
going to begin a battle. We've seen these people stop

(13:55):
at nothing. So here's something for you and I. I
don't want to act like this is my thought, but
you know who Lee Smith is. I've had I know,
I'm not talking about the wonderful closing picture I've leave
Boston Red Sox, but the author Lee Smith, I've had
him on the show before. I don't have a ton

(14:15):
of guests, even though I have two tonight, twenty one
dollars for eighteen of them, Chris eighteen king size for
twenty one dollars. Oh my gosh, thirty seven dollars for
eighteen of them, look regular size. It's enough. You don't
have to hand out king size regular sizes plenty. Look,

(14:37):
this is bad for you. We want to encourage health.
Maybe we'll hand out apples. Back to Lee Smith. Lee
Smith is this amazing author and he's a friend of mine.
He writes a bunch of good columns. He wrote a
book that is frightening. And Lee Smith is not some
wing nut. Lee Smith. He researches things, he knows the

(15:00):
He's been around this a long time. His new book
is called what it's called, Disappearing the President. Anyway, I
was talking to Lee Smith about, hey, looks good for Trump, right,
the election looks good for not just Trump but Republicans
up and down the ballot. And he's like, yes it does,
Yes it does. And so Lee, we were bouncing ideas.
What's going to happen after? Lee thinks, Man, I don't

(15:22):
even want to tell you because I didn't like hearing it.
But maybe he's right. It's not my thought as Lee's thought.
Lee thinks there might be significant violence in the urban
centers after Trump wins, because they have a plan. This
is what Lee says, And I want to make sure
I reinforce Lee. He's not some nutball. Maybe he's wrong

(15:45):
about this, but he is not some nutball. This is
what Lee said. He said, Jesse, here's what they do.
They get all this violence worked up, which you know
we've seen this before. We get they get violence worked
up in the cities, chaos, anarchy in the cities. The
cities have all gutted their police departments, The das are

(16:05):
all Soros guys. They get violence ramped up in the cities.
Right after Trump gets elected, Trump decides this time, like
he didn't do last time, he decides he's going to
make right with the George Floyd stuff, and he's going
to send in the National Guards and in military units
to get these cities under control. Lee says, Then military leaders,

(16:31):
remember Obama filled up the military with communists who hate you.
Military leaders, some of them refuse the orders, and remember
there's precedent for that. We now have generals who've come
out recently and said they refuse Donald Trump's orders. When
they were in office, they just didn't do it. They
ignored his orders. Anyway, we have some military officers who

(16:52):
say no, I won't do it. Trump then finds others
who will do it. You then potentially have a military clash.
The third World Banana Republic. Stuff stuff that we've seen many, many, many,
many many times before, but stuff we could never imagine here.

(17:14):
That's stuff that happens down in Chile, right what, Chris,
don't shake your head. Now, that wasn't me speaking, and
I didn't come up with that. But if you want
to look, go read it if you're interested in what
Lee has to say. It was pretty sobering to hear
that from a guy who's generally pretty sober. He's not

(17:37):
a guy who just throws bombs out there. To hear
him say it, yeah, it hurts. Oh, we got a
voicemail from our hate listeners.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
I believe in mass deportations right away, starting with descendants
of the Mayflower because they came over here illegally without
permission from the first nation. They're all criminals.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
I love this guy. Not his best work though not honestly,
not his best work. Kind of lame, all right, Ali
Bethstucky is gonna join us next. I really really want
young ladies and parents of young ladies to listen to
what she has to say about She wrote a book
called Toxic Empathy about how they weaponize your maternal instincts.

(18:25):
We'll get to that in a moment. Before we get
to that, pain is toxic too. Daily pain drains your life,
and if you're going through it right now, you know
exactly what I'm talking about. Either you start taking things
to masket and those things are almost always terrible for you,

(18:45):
or you do what so many of us do. You
ignore it. I'll be fine, I'll be fine. And instead
you just stop doing some of the things you love
to do. You don't go for that daily walk, you
don't play golf anymore, you don't go meet your buddies
for a handball tournament like you used to on my
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(19:08):
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(19:32):
Bethstucky Neck. You're listening to the oracle. You love this one.
It's a scream baby, the Jesse Kelly Show. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show, and I've been looking forward to
talking to Alibeth Stucky for quite some time, even though
her musical selection is one of the worst I've ever

(19:53):
heard on this show. Ali, some of this modern Christian
music is just beyond wonderful, and some of it that
song you just picked is hot, stinky garbage. What is
wrong with you?

Speaker 5 (20:04):
Oh my goodness, I can't believe you would insult a
fellow hexton like that.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Jesse, all right, you know what, I have to own
that one. Me and my sons were actually arguing about
this the other day. Is it okay to criticize gospel music?
We feel like Jesus is mad at us? But some
of it's not good, Okay, some of it is not
feel like you.

Speaker 5 (20:23):
I feel like you probably can, but I bet your
sons listen to Forrest Frank, so I might reserve your criticism.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Well, right, that is fair enough anyway. Beyond being my
friend and somebody who's been an outspoken activist on many
things I care about deeply, Ali has a book out
and that's that's really why. It's the central reason why
I wanted her to come on tonight. But you wrote it.
I didn't. I'm not an author you are. Tell people
about the book. Before we get.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
Going, I go through five of the name lies that
we see from progressive media and activists. Abortion is healthcare,
trans women are women, and social justice is justice. No
human being is illegal, and love is love. All of
these piffies circular mantras that you see that are religious
tools of manipulation that pull on your heart strings, that

(21:11):
get you to believe that the righteous moral position is
the progressive one.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Ali. This is something I talk about a lot. That's
part of the reason I love your books so much.
It's about how these evil people use your values against you.
Communists have absolutely mastered it. And because communism is of
the devil, he is one of the first to try
to master this, quoting Scripture to Jesus trying to get
him to commit sins. This is how evil works, and

(21:40):
it works on people who are oftentimes good people. They
want to be nice, they want to be good, and
they go right after those people, and they've been very
successful in doing so.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
Got that is such a good point. You're exactly right
when we see Satan, for example, not only in the
Garden of Eden, because that's how it starts. Did God
say twisting God's word, confusing Eve first to believe that
she could be like God. And you're right, that is
actually a scene that I see in the media and
throughout this book. But also when we see his temptation

(22:14):
of Jesus, he actually used scripture to try to tempt Jesus.
And that's exactly the tool or the trick of the trade.
Today they use words like love, like inclusion, like empathy,
like tolerance, like compassion. They even will use Bible versus
like love the foreigner or care for the least of

(22:34):
these take them out of context and use them to
bludgeon you into believing that the righteous position is, for example,
open borders or abortion. But the reality is is that
these are destructive policies. They not only hurt someone on
the other side of the moral equation that the media
doesn't want you to think about, like the baby in
an abortion or the citizen in the conversation about illegal immigration,

(22:57):
but these positions actually hurt the very people progressive say
they're trying to help. Abortion also hurts women. Abortion also
hurts the poor immigrants who are making this track across
the border, incentivized by borderless policy. So progressive progressive ideas.
They start with a good sounding intention and they end

(23:18):
in a disastrous conclusion. And that's what I really wanted
people to see in this book.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Allie. I am famously, very very hard on the American church.
It's not every church, it's not every pastor. Boy, I
really saw my moms who's got a solid one up
there in Montana. But it's not every church. It's not
every pastor. But there are a lot of churches and
large churches in this country where the pastors are weak,

(23:44):
effeminate little babies and they are leading their congregation astray
because they're so concerned about offending people that thirty to
forty percent of Christians don't even vote. Is pathetic to me.
That there is not a voter registration drive at virtually
every church once a month is embarrassing to me. Why

(24:06):
are American Christians so complacent? Again, not all of them,
but a large enough percentage it's killing us.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:15):
And you know, actually, the churches that we do see
having those voting drives as the predominantly black churches, and
most of them vote Democrat. There's really nothing like that
on the more conservative side of the Christian spactrum. Your right,
because most of these pastors, I think, persuaded, in large
part by toxic empathy, into believing that to be loving

(24:37):
to someone is to lie to them or to affirm
their sin. They believe that they are being bold and
being clear by saying, while both sides are bad and
politics don't save us. Yeah, that's easy to say when
you don't think that your freedoms and your rights and
your safety is being affected by politics. I like to say,
politics matter because policy matters, because people matter. It takes

(25:00):
effects policy, policy affects people, and people matter. Therefore, you
have a responsibility as a pastor, as a shepherd of
a flock, to tell your congregants the truth. Clarity is kindness,
Confusion is cruelty. And so if your congregants are leaving
every sermon saying, okay, but I still don't know what

(25:21):
to think about abortion, I still don't know what to
think about gender. And if they're trying to tune in
to Jesse Kelly or Ali Stucky to finally get answers
on these big worldview issues, then you are failing as
a pastor.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah, you definitely don't want to tune in to me
to figure out how to live your life, that's for sure.
That's something you should be getting from someone much more
qualified who's sitting at the pulpit hopefully, you know, preaching
what he should be preaching. Again, we're speaking with Ali
Best Stucky, author of a wonderful book. I really, I
really want you to go pick up that book.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
Ali.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Culturally, I know we have an election coming and I'm
very hopeful that it's going to go well, but it
doesn't solve everything. We probably, as a comfort mechanism, we
pretend like elections, you know, just when this one and
everything will be fixed. But cultural issues, of frankly, spiritual
issues are much bigger and broader than single elections, and

(26:18):
we forget that sometimes, don't we.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
Yeah, we absolutely do. Now I do see some reason
to hope actually in the younger generation and gen Z
and actually you would have a better view of this
as someone with teenage sons than I do. But just
looking at it statistically and even some of the interactions
that I have, I love to see the rise in
religious affiliation and church attendance, specifically among young men. Now

(26:43):
it's kind of a bleak picture when you look at
the direction young women are going. But I also know
as much as the girl bosses want to deny this.
I also know that there are a lot of women
in my own life who would be democrat if not
for the good sense and leadership of their husbands, and
so I am hoping that men actually have the power

(27:03):
to change the culture for the better among gen z.
I also think it's interesting how many of these conservative
Christian young people are actually very clear and pretty black
and white when it comes to issues of ginger and sexuality,
which you wouldn't really expect.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Now.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
The majority of them still lean left, but those who don't,
I think are really clear and strong, and I'm grateful
for that. So I'm hoping for something better in the future.
It's not often that we look to the younger generation
for that kind of leadership, but I'm hoping for the
best there.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
I tend to agree with you. I see what I
mean the emails I get from families who listen from
young men, young women. Honestly, some of these people teenagers,
and it fills me up with hope for the next generations.
So what happened to the previous couple generations? And I'm
most definitely pointing fingers at myself. I've plenty of failures

(27:57):
on my end as well. What did we do? You know,
what do we do wrong? Where did we go wrong?
How in the world did we let our country get
to this place that we now have to hand to
our children.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
Yeah, I don't know if I can speak to gen X.
I think you're gen X right.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Or I'm old. I was born in nineteen eighty one.
I'm balding, and I have pray in my beard. That's
all I know.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
You know what you are, You're my brother's ace. And
so y'all are on the very y'all are the oldest millennials.
Y'all are the elder millennials. So I was born in
ninety two, and so I'm a millennial. But I'm right
smack dab in the middle, and so I guess to
speak to my generation, I think, like a lot of us,
we were probably LOLd to sleep thinking that America is

(28:42):
just getting better and better and freer and freer and
richer and richer, and that there's really nothing that we
have to do about it. I don't think I realized
until college or after college, that there is a real
cultural crisis, moral crisis, political crisis going on. And I
think that we just assumed that every generation, like the

(29:04):
generations before us, would be better off than our parents
because our parents' generation, and certainly our grandparents generation, accomplished
a whole heck of a lot. So it just seemed
logical that we were going to improve as well.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
But we didn't.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
We didn't. Things are worse offt than they were for
our parents, So that's probably part of it.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
No doubt. She is Alibeth Stucky. Her book is Toxic Empathy.
She's a terrible selector of music, but a wonderful author.
I really want you to go pick up that book,
especially you young ladies and parents of young ladies. Toxic
Empathy is the name of the book. Read it so
you can understand what they're doing to you and why.

(29:45):
Ali appreciate you very much.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Thank you, Thanks so much, Jessie.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Using your values against you. Don't let them do it.
They are masters at doing it. Don't let them do it.
All right, we have more emails, other things, things coming.
Before we get to those things, let's get to this.
Let's get to being the hands and feet protecting people,
protecting the vulnerable. We have a lot of blessings here

(30:14):
in America, many, many, many blessings more than I can
list here. But one of the main blessings we have
is we are not under attack from other countries, not
military attack. If you live in Israel being attacked by rockets,
by terror. But it's part of your life. It's not
like a one off thing. October seventh wasn't a one

(30:36):
off thing. It just happened to be the largest of them.
It's your life. So who builds all these bunkers, Who
provides the flat jackets? Who can help? The International Fellowship
of Christians and Jews has been on the ground helping
for over forty years. Help them, help them Call eight

(30:59):
eight eight four eight eight IFCJ, or go to support
IFCJ dot org. We'll be back, Miss Dows.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Catch up.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Jesse Kellyshow dot com. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Tuesday. Remember you can email the show Jesse
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voicemail eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three. Well,
this is very interesting. This is courtesy of the Daily Signal.

(31:36):
An FBI agent. He's a guy who investigated a bunch
of January six cases. His name is CLARKG. Burns, he
was throwing January six ers in jail. You know what
else he did. Contributed more than seven thousand dollars to

(31:58):
Democrat candidates and their causes, including President Joe Biden's twenty
twenty race, draining the swamp, whatever word you want to
put on it, firing bureaucrats. I don't care what term
you use. It's not optional. It cannot be something we do.

(32:21):
You know, if it's popular, we don't want to appear mean.
We have to clean out the government. There are evil
communists and positions of extreme power in the intelligence agencies,
in the FBI, but I repeat myself in the NSA

(32:44):
and the IRS, EPA, the State Department might be the
worst of them. There are things you can we'll be
able to tell early if Donald Trump is elected one
week from now. We will be able to tell very
very early if this is going to be ineffective four
years or not. And there are two major things you

(33:06):
can look for almost immediately. Are people getting fired. And
I don't mean one or two. I don't mean one
headline so and so at the NSA gets let go
our government employees dropping like flies. If they are, it

(33:27):
shows you Trump has the focus and the team around
him to try and save this country. If that happens,
we are in a good we're on a good path.
Put it that way. If it doesn't, we're in very
very deep trouble. And the second thing is the deportation thing,
which I won't go over against. We've talked about that

(33:48):
enough the last two nights. If the deportations begin immediately again,
I want to stress, not five, not ten, not we
removed a gang member today, one of that by the thousand.
If deportations don't begin en mass, very very early, we
are in very very deep trouble. Watch for those two things.

(34:13):
Firings of government employees, deportation of people who should not
be here. Those will be two gigantic tells on whether
or not we're going to be able to put Humpty
Dumpty back together again. Back to the uh voicemails.

Speaker 6 (34:28):
Reluctantly, Callie Burger, I heard you say that internal polling
suggests that Commala's career might be ending. Didn't their career
get started with internal polling?

Speaker 1 (34:44):
I just don't. I don't know what to say anymore.
I try, and I try.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
Don't.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Let's go to the emails, Hey, Jesse, when I was
in the infantry at Fort Bragg. There was a tropical
depression that came over us while we were in the
field training, so I was completely soaked for about forty
eight hours. As a result of that, I got prickly
heat all over my back, and to this day it
was the worst pain I have ever felt. It was
like a thousand ants biting you all at once, every

(35:11):
time you moved. In the meantime, because we're dudes, all
my brothers would laugh at me and say, oh no,
the prickly it's so painful. But in reality, that's how us.
Dudes say nice things to each other. It's so true.
That's so true. That's how dudes relate to each other.
Any dude I'm gonna be friends with, that's how dudes
relate to each other. You give your boys as much

(35:31):
crap as humanly as possible, and you expect your boys
to give that crap right back to you. Also, prickly
heat freaking awful. I didn't get a ton of it.
I got some of it a couple times in Thailand.
I've been in some rain before, I've never seen rain

(35:52):
like that, and I live in Houston. This swamp oh
Chris the droplets. It's like they were a half gallon apiece.
You were just soaked to the bone immediately. Yes, Chris,
it's the jungle. It was so bad, and I had
prickly heat bad and we were having a pool leeches

(36:13):
off of our body. I told you that story at
the end of this final field exercise. No, Chris, it's fine.
This will be a clean story at the end of
that field exercise. Well towards the end. It was the
last day. We're all so run down and sick. Everyone
has dysentery, everyone has prickly heat, everyone's dire of just
the leeches, and it's it's the jungles. Horrible. Respect for

(36:35):
you Vietnam guys. As always that we were crossing this
river that you could walk across it, and I want
to say, it's probably up to my knees, so three
feet two and a half three feet, I have long legs.
Shut up, Chris. I slipped crossing the river. I slipped,
but I managed to fall on my butt, kind of

(36:55):
like half on my hip, half on my butt, and
I'm down in the water. I've got my weapon held
out of the water, and the water's up to my chest.
But the water was kind of cool, and I was
so sick and exhausted. I didn't even pick myself right up.
I just sat there for a couple of minutes, and
my boys are all the Kelly, are you okay, Kelly, okay,

(37:17):
I said, I'm good. Just just leave me be for
a minute. I'll catch you up in a second. I
just I'm gonna sit here and let the water wash
over me. It was glorious, Ashley. It was glorious, probably
as glorious as chalk. No, that's too far. That's too far.
When you have a natural herbal supplement, they can give
you a twenty percent increase in your testosterone in ninety

(37:38):
days without injections and all this other crazy crap guys
are doing in themselves. When you have a herbal supplement
like that, that's as good as it gets. That's better
than a nice cool river in the middle of the
tide jungle that washes the leeches away. I think chalk
would even back me up on that. Chalk better than

(37:58):
leeches and female vitality stacks, male vitality stacks, Choctober discounts
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the guy emailed earlier. If you'd rather call talk to somebody,

(38:20):
ask questions, call them five zero chalk three thousand. The
dimes are waiting by the phone to help you out.
All right, all right, let's talk about this story from
overseas how it applies domestically. We're going to dig into
illegals in illegal voting next
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