December 3, 2024 • 37 mins
What’s happening in Korea with this Martail Law declaration. Airports underestimate how good a rocking chair is. The beauty of the airport lounge. Why is the United States sending a billion. A message to all our elected officials who love sending billions of our tax dollars overseas.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Tuesday. And I don't know why I'm in such
a great mood today. I just am. Maybe it's because
it's Christmas season. I hate to sound like a woman.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
But I'm officially in the Christmas mood. I've caught up
with ab, I've caught up with the wife. I'm in
the Christmas mood. Chris, we all understand why you wouldn't
get it, because it's about the birth of Jesus. But
we are celebrating Christmas on this show, and this hour
we're going to talk about Korea.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
We are going to talk a bit about this FBI
deep state stuff. We'll get to some voicemails, some emails first.
I'm not going to go into a long, in depth
thing about Korea. You don't care about it that much,
and I don't care about it that much. But it
was a little eye popping that we all woke up
this morning and we saw headline Korea had declared martial law.
(01:12):
Speaking of Bob. We were both sitting around having a
cup of coffee, just talking about things, and I was
looking at the news and I said, hold on, wait
what And I said, Korea just declared martial law. And she,
obviously it's a pretty smart question, said North Korea. Right,
I said, no, actually, that's what I would have thought too. No,
(01:37):
South Korea. So here's what I'm gonna say. First, you
should understand they have different political parties like we do.
We don't have to go into the details. We're not
going to nerd out on Korean politics. But remember, like
the UK, whenever you hear about the Labor Party in
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the UK, the Labor Party, that's their Democrat party, that's
their Communist party. They're the Communists of the UK. They're
the ones who opened up the country and flooded it
with Islam from all over parts of the world. And
now that you know, now it's just it's a complete
disaster there. So in South Korea they have Democrats and
(02:21):
Republicans too, they're not called Democrats and Republicans, but just
know they have different political parties and what they did.
President gets elected, declares martial law and for all intents
and purposes, he ceases political activity. There's military coming in
and look, we'll get to the military portion of it
(02:41):
in just a moment. That's actually where I'm going to
focus here, But I want everyone to understand something that's taken.
It's still hard for me, but it's it's true. A
free society, A free society. You know that old Ronald
Reagan's saying that everyone knows. You've heard it. Freedom is
ever more than one generation away from extinction. We love
(03:03):
pulling out that quote from our back pocket whenever we're
trying to get our normy neighbor norm to show up
and actually vote in a primary election. Hey, don't don't
you remember Ronald Reagan said? We love to pull it out.
But there's more to it than that. It bears discussion briefly.
Here we live. We live in times that change, and
(03:27):
we like to imagine that when we live in a
free country, relatively free, that that's going to be a
permanent or at least kind of semi permanent state of affairs.
Here we are in the United States of America, and
we have a constitution and there are limits on the government,
and we have this, and they can't do this, and
they can't do that. And then you woke up one
(03:50):
day and the government decided that you had to close
down your business and Aiden, Jaden and Braiden weren't allowed
to go play basketball in the public park, and you
looked around and thought, wait a minute, I thought this
was America. Well times change when you think about South Korea,
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given that most people have very basic knowledge of it,
And I don't want to act like I'm a South
Korean expert. I know a little bit about a little bit.
But you like to think of it as the freer
baby brother or big brother, depending on how you look
at it. Of North Korea. You know, you got the
communist scumbags of North Korea, but then there's South Korea,
this bastion of freedom. But the bastions of freedom around
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the world oftentimes they're not as free as we like
to imagine, and they're definitely not as permanently free as
we like to imagine. What all is going to happen
with all this and how this is going, I don't know.
It's a pretty big deal. Even the American State Department
(04:58):
came out today on c SPAN and said, but we
didn't really know about this, So.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Look, this is an incredibly fluid situation. I'm not going
to jump to any immediate conclusions at this point. What
I can say is that we are watching these developments
with grave concern. We're staying in close appropriate touch with
our ROK counterparts, and I'm sure we'll have more to
say as the situation continues to unfold. I just don't
(05:25):
want to get ahead of that.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Well, I mean, so the rule of law, I mean,
the Nash Assembly has voted now certainly to undo this
right to send martial law. So from the pros of
the United States, so that stands should the martial law
be rescinded?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
So look, I thought you should know, in case you
couldn't hear his question, their congress just going to call
it their congress. Their Congress responded to this today forcefully
and said, no, it's not as if the president had
some kind of a reason that everyone agreed with. Their
Congress voted one hundred and ninety to zero. No, we're
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not doing martial law. And that's what that reporter was
asking them about.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Every country, of course, has its own rules and laws
and procedures. I'm certainly no expert in South Korean law
and certainly how the South Korean legislature works and what
the ins and outs are of that, but certainly.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It should be noted that this bumbling boob but the microphone,
who claims to know nothing about how the South Korean
legislature works, works for the State Department.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
It is our hope and expectation that the laws and
regulations of a particular country are abided by that particular country.
Boot that would be the case as well. But again
I'm just not gonna get ahead of the process here.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Quote the US was not notified in advance of this announcement,
all right, So that's what's happening over there. But there's
an aspect of this I wanted to focus on. It
wasn't because it was Korea. And you should know. The
president's name over there is yun suck yol. You that's
what his name is, Chris, Why don't you grow up?
(07:08):
That's what his freaking name is, yun y o. And
do you have a different pronouncement of that une suck
s that's s u k yole s e or y
e o l y e o yowl yol yol tied.
Maybe he's a Christmas guy. Anyway, mister suck. He decides
(07:29):
that he's going to be the dictator, He declares martial law.
All of this stuff, no political activity allowed. But if this,
if the National Assembly Congress, I'm just gonna refer to
them as Congress. But if the National Assembly, they're Congress
say no, and they said no universally, no, no, no
martial law. And the president says yes, Well, what do
(07:53):
you do? Well, it all depends on who has the guns.
You see. As much as I despise Maosee Dung, he
was a pretty savvy operator about many things. And one
of the most accurate quotes Maose Dung ever uttered was this,
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all political power comes from the barrel of a gun.
You see, the president, mister suck, he has the military
on his side, and the military has decided no, no, no,
no martial law. Sounds good to us. Now this comes
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back to us here. Like I said, we're moving away
from Korea, We're coming back home. Remember all those times
I warned you when they were kicking the unvaccinated out
of the military, when they were having a new Pride
ad recruiting at every single turbo freak rally to get
people to join. Remember how many times I told you
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that they were not destroying the military, not in their minds.
They were building a military, a new military for a
new enemy, a domestic enemy. You see when when they
put in a bunch of trainees and fire all the
hard chargers, all the pipe hitters, people will obviously say
(09:18):
this is crazy. China isn't scared of these tranning freaks.
But they're not sending the tranny freaks after China. They're
sending them after your church. They're sending them after you.
And people can scream that's crazy, that's paranoid. Open up
a history book. It's what every government in history has
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done once it turned evil and corrupt. They take all
those guns, bombs, bullets, and people in the military and
they turn those guns against their own citizens in order
to retain power. And this comes back to what we
were talking about last hour, and what we talked about extensively.
I cannot put into words how important it is that
(10:00):
Pete Hegseth gets the nomination for sect death because on
a long enough timeline, reforming the military back to what
it should be might be the only thing that matters.
This stuff happens all the time and always has it.
If you think it can't happen here, oh gosh, you
(10:20):
want to talk about naive. That's where you are right now,
and that's exactly why the American Communist has spent years
building a different military of very obedient flag officers who
will fire upon, well, anyone they're told to fire upon. Now,
(10:41):
you make some preparations for disaster, because disaster is you
never it's never far away. We woke up today to
another headline about China. They're banning US exports to us
of these critical materials we need, critical materials we need
for our defense industry and other industries. We're always just
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Speaker 5 (12:13):
I cannot believe the ignorance I heard come out of
your mouth. You said that Charlotte is the greatest airport
in the United States. You are out of your dang mind.
There are multiple that are better, Seattle, Salt Lake, Atlanta, Minneapolis,
but Charlotte bomb worst one ever. Play the bar.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Okay, First of all, I'll give you the bar. Second
of all, don't ever praise Atlanta's airport to me again.
Don't ever praise Atlanta's airport to me again. Whenever you
land in Atlanta's airport, you have to contend with two things. Denver,
at least Dever has a horrible airport, But you only
have to contend with one of these two things. But
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in Atlanta, no matter where you land, you've got twenty
minutes to get to your next gate. You normally have
to take the subway. But Atlanta combines that with the
standard American attitude in the airport, where no matter where
you go, you're treated like dog crap by every single
person who works there. You walk up the Popeyes, you
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try to get yourself some chicken, you get treated like
some kind of freaking pariah. Half the time they don't
even ask do you want anything? This kind of sterio? Yeah,
that's Atlanta for you. Atlanta sucks. That's one. Denver at
least the people are friendly in Denver, but if you
land in Denver, you better have your walk and choose on.
I don't even think the cast of the View could
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have a layover in Denver and get there in time,
because you have to walk ten miles to get to
wherever you're going in Denver's airport. Charlotte's airport is wonderful
because one it's mid sized. Mid size is perfect. There
are certain things about an airport that make an airport great.
Friendly staff. A friendly face goes a long long way.
(14:02):
A smile goes a long way, especially when you're traveling. Okay,
so Charlotte has that in spades. Friendly staff, check food
and beverage options. I know every single airport has a
Chick fil A here and hey, come get your chilies
to go there? I got that. Does food? Do your
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food and beverage options have any character whatsoever? When I'm
in Charlotte, I have wonderful food and beverage options. Three.
How far is the normal commute from the gate where
you land to the gate where you have to get
to in Charlotte. It's not that bad. It's not that bad.
(14:45):
One of the worst airports I've ever been to in
the world is Lax because no matter where you land
in Lax, just like Denver, it's ten miles to get
to your next gate. Charlotte awesome. And Charlotte has something else.
No other airport in the country has rocking chairs. Why
are you shaking your head, Chris? What's wrong with rocking chaers?
(15:08):
What do you mean? What does that matter? How many
airports have you been in with a rocking chair? Chris?
You know why you haven't been in any other because
they don't take the time and care that Charlotte does.
Everyone loves a rocking chair. You sit down in a
rocking chair and you rock, and I mean you instinctively
(15:28):
know this is going to be pleasant. I think, oh,
rock back and forth, and Charlotte just has these lovely
white rocking chairs lining the place. I love Charlotte's Airport. Ash,
you guys are freaking spoiled, Jesse. I live here in
Colorado Springs, my state leans left mostly because of Denver border.
In the last election, not one of the one hundred
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and seventeen judges up for renewal was voted out, including
the Colorado State Supreme Court justice who voted to kick
Trump off the ballot. All the media focus on the
country seems to go to the politicians. We have to
expose the judges. Well, this is our this is our fight,
our everlasting fight. This is your fight, and it's my fight,
(16:12):
and it is up to us. You have a responsibility.
We the informed. We have to convince the normies. We
have to wake the normies up that there is more
to politics than putting a Donald Trumps sign in the
yard once every four years. There is so much more.
(16:33):
If you want to look at politics like a body,
like a human body. And we'll go ahead and make
the president the head, right, we'll make the president the
brain and maybe not be totally appropriate, but we'll make
the president the brain. The American communist. The American communist
sees the whole body and understands the entire body matters.
(16:56):
The fingers matter, the toes matter, your butt, the chest matters,
the shoulders, everything matters. The American communist understands that. Therefore
he is at every school board event. He is getting
involved in the election for the judges, the county board
of supervisors, the state legislator, state house, state senate. The
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American communist understands it's critical, and so he's out there
ensuring every part of the body reflects him. The American conservative,
the person on the right, has never been on that program.
We are waking up to give us credit. It's not
all bad news. I used to be all bad news
on this, but as we wake up, I'm gonna give
credit where it's due. We are getting better at this.
(17:39):
But we have always only cared about the head. And
we'll go out and we'll get the head we want
and we'll be like, yeah, nice, All our problems are fixed.
The feet are rotting off, the shoulders are bad. He's
got an ugly butt.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
He did.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Everything else is crappy, but we picked the head. And
then we turn around and wonder, hey, why is the
body not working the way it's should. There is so
much more to political power than who sits in the
White House. We have been negligent on that, and your
normy neighbor is still negligent on that. I know you
(18:13):
are aware by now. You must inform him what does
that look like? Next time there's a local or primary election.
They're gonna have to drag him down to the polls
because they're not gonna want to go. Why we already
got trip inform them. It's a lot more than Trump. Also,
you need to go over to your neighbor, maybe maybe tonight,
(18:33):
and you need to tell them about rough greens. You
need to tell them that their dog's food and their
cat's food is dead. There's nothing in it, there's no
nutrition in it. How long would you live? How healthy
would you be if you had a fast food double
cheeseburger every single meal. Yeah, your body would break down
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and you would die early. You would because you eat
empty calories. You know, that's what we feed dogs and cats.
All that food is brown because they kill all the
nutrition in it. So start pouring roughgreens, sprinkling roughgreens. It's
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Speaker 3 (19:41):
I've got on Anymoisi don't mean yes, yes Kelly.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the
Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Remember if you miss
any part of the show, you can download the whole
thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. So Jewish producer Chris was
saying during the break that he doesn't ever have a
long layover. Well, see, Chris, this is why, this is
(20:11):
why I'm here to be your mentor. In airport and
the options in airport gives you as far as food
and beverages or shopping, and we all know you're not
going to do any shopping, but it's food and things
like that. The options in airport gives you, it's not.
They're not there for when everything goes right. They're there
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for when everything goes wrong. I travel in the exact
same way I travel. Look, a lot of people may
think that I'm old and not as wild like I
used to be. I live life on the edge. And
when I say life on the edge, I book for myself.
The shortest layover is humanly possible. And and get this you,
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maybe maybe that's not risky enough for you. I don't
show up to the airport too hours before my flight.
Oftentimes I don't even show up one hour before my flight.
I show up. Look, I don't check a bag. I
just have this rule against checking bags. Unless I'm going
for an extended period, I won't do it. I show up,
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and I'm going to bank on me finding a way
to get through security and through the gate. And when
it comes to my layover, I'm going to bank on
things being on time and going right. But I understand
full well that a lot of this may be out
of my control. So maybe I will be delayed, maybe
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there will be a screw up, maybe the other flight
will be gone. That's when the food and beverage options
in the airport means so much. It's like a first
aid kit. You don't buy a good first aid kit
because you need it every single day. Hopefully you never
need it. You need it for when things go wrong.
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You need food options in the airport, not because you're
just traveling through. If you're passing through, you do what
all of us do. You pop in, you grab a
water and some combos, You get on the plane, and
you get to where you're going, because you don't want
to spend money on airport food anyway. Chris, are you
ready to have the big one? Ahna, We're all gonna
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hear Chris have a heart attack live on air. So
you know how I just told you I plan on
not having to eat there. I just flew through Denver
and there was a delay that things did go wrong,
and I stopped and I ate at this place and
they were advertising. I forget what the place is called.
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I don't want to dime them out anyway, although it
was really good. Yeah, the kitchen, I think it was
called the kitchen. I think it was called the kitchen.
I stop in the kitchen. I'm starving, and now my
flight's delayed. So now I've got a freaking weight and
I've got to eat in the airport. I look at
the menu. Pretty good menu, limited, which is a good sign.
Limited menu means they and a few things really well.
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Too big a menu, huge red flag. I stop in
the kitchen and I get a brisket grilled cheese sandwich
with an order of French fries and a water. I
got a bottle of water with it. Brisket, grilled cheese, sandwich,
French fries, bottle of water. Nineteen dollars. Nineteen dollars for
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a sandwich and fries in a bottle of water. And
the only reason I'm calling out the restaurant is not
because the prices I get. Prices are what they are.
It was delicious. It was freaking amazing. If I ever
go through there again and IM not gonna afford it,
maybe I've gotten a raise, I'm gonna go back and
get another one. And I mean, it was delicious, but
airport food is expensive. That's what it is. So it's
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there for emergency purposes only what Chris, isn't that what
the lounges for it? Chris, I decided that I made
a mistake earlier on the show, and I'm not gonna
make the same mistake twice. I liked, I have no
idea why we're talking about this. We'll get back to
politics in a little while. I don't know, maybe never.
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So a long time ago, I decided to divulge a
piece of information that I should have kept quiet. I
divulge information. I say things to you because as big
of a jerk and idiot as I am, I really
genuinely do care about you, and I hope this show
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if even the tiniest way makes your life a little
bit better, If it made one drive to work better
for you, that's enough for us. We're not changing the world,
so I do like to try to help when I can.
But a while ago I made a mistake, and I
told everybody in the country, right here behind the microphone
about the beauty of the airport lounge, whatever lounge that is,
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the Delta Lounge, the United Lounge, the special lounges. You
watch people duck into you as you are just walking
through the airport, And I explained that you the beauty
of the airport lounge is unmatched. The bathrooms are cleaner,
there's free food. It's not always the best, but a
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free cup of coffee you can't beat, a free cup
of coffee, bag of chips, a couple of grapes, whatever,
even they'll have some powdered eggs. Usually you know something
like that's look, it's not you're not eating. It's not
waffle house. It's not gonna be great, but you're eating
in there. You're eating something. But the problem is when
you give out information like that to the public, people join,
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and then the airport lounges I've noticed, maybe it's in
my head, they've been more crowded for me. From now on,
I'm not going to give out any information that may
impede my travel from now on. I should not have
told you about the beauty of the airport lounge. And
the thing is people think, well, you have to be
rich or something like that, or one of these business travelers.
(25:57):
It doesn't cost a dime. You just switch which whatever
credit card you have. Everyone has a freaking credit card.
You just switch whatever credit card you have, which you
do for free, you switch it over to the Delta
lounge you have. I don't know, I don't have one,
but you don't have a You get a Delta Visa
or Delta American expressor whatever it is. And then that
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gives you access to the lounge. So while everyone else
is heading down to steerage, you duck into the Delta
lounge and you sip on a cup of Joe and
you have a clean bathroom where you can put your butt.
The airport lounge is the best kept secret. That's not
a secret. People think it's some kind of exclusive club
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for millionaires. It's just for meatheads like me or you
who got a credit card and then you walk in
there for free. Frankly, given the cost of airport food,
you probably save money going into the lounge. Highly recommend Corey.
Are you a lounge guy in the airport? Corey is
too see even Corey Cam anyone can do. Obviously, get
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into an airport lounge. It'll make your life better. Joe
Biden's given away a billion dollars to Africa.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
Well, that's the right thing for the wealthiest nation in
the world to do. And today I'm announcing over one
billion dollars in new humanitarian support for Africans displaced from
homes by historic droughts and food and security.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
We've had a little mini talk on this before, but
we have to have it again because this goes so
far beyond just Joe Biden or even Democrats. Democrats and
Republicans are both guilty of this because they're both got
into the Washington bubble, and they've been in the Washington
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bubble for so long that they don't understand what has
happened out there. Trump, to his credit, and maybe this
is because he's not a Washington DC guy, Trump seems
to understand this better than most of them do. And
you can find certain individual members of Congress who really
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start to understand this. They're starting to understand this, but
the big shots in both parties don't realize there has
been a huge, huge, monumental seed change in the United
States of America, because this is how the United States
of America has always operated from my entire adult life.
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For my entire adult life, Washington DC has invaded everywhere
and they've handed out gobs of money everywhere no matter what.
So whenever there is an earthquake in Singapore, Republicans and
Democrats will run to the podium to brag about all
(28:49):
the money they're going to send. I'm going to explain
what changed and why that changed in just a moment,
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four three seven three. So let's talk real quick about
what has changed. Joe Biden gets up today. Everyone's screaming
mad about it. But he got up today totally bragging.
You can tell by the smile on his face. Thought
this was a big win. A billion dollars to your money,
to affron.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
Oh, that's the right thing for the wealthiest nation in
the world to do. And today I'm announcing over one
billion dollars in new humanitarian support for Africans displaced from
homes by historic droughts and food insecurity.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Have you ever have you ever read any stories, maybe
watched it in the movies or read a book, or
heard me talk about stories of mobsters trying to balance
their home life with their work life. This will come
back to politics, Republicans and Democrats. I hope you're paying attention.
(31:29):
Just stay with me. So it's a very consistent story.
But you'll have these mobsters, and they start out in
this life of crime. Usually they start as childhood gang members,
the street gang. They get recruited by some mafia family
where they work and eventually they become made men and
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eventually become mobsters. But they oftentimes, very oftentimes, in fact,
it seems to be the norm, they're also family people.
They'll find a woman and they will marry her and
then have kids with her, and oftentimes they actually love them.
They do not always, of course, but they appear to
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love their wives and kids to be family people. But
one thing that hits you every time, because I love
these stories. I'm always reading these books and watching these
movies and things like that. One of these things that
hit you is how often they can't keep the two marriages,
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the two different lives. They can't keep them separate, no
matter how hard they try. You See, they have this
mafia code that says, the mafia comes first, even before
your wife, your parents, your kids, no matter what, the
mafia must come first. And so they're always married to
the mafia first. And that means they're gone in the
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middle of the night from the shooting people and doing
the various things that mafia people do. I means they're
missing te ball games. Means try as they may, they
can never keep those worlds separate, try as they may,
where their true loyalty lies eventually comes out, and oftentimes
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it ruins the family. American politicians, Republican and Democrat, have
for as long as I've been alive, they have had
the ability, because Americans have had it so good to
get up give a press conference bragging that they're going
to send ten billion dollars of your money to Madagascar
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to save the lemurs. And while there may be some
grumbling about it, it's never created white hot anger in
Americans because we had things good and politicians waste money.
And so what's happened is this has created a condition
with Washington, Washington politicians Democrat and Republican, where now this
is simply how they do business. They're used to handing
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away large quantities of your money. But two things have
happened over time. One, the American citizen has watched his
standard of living either stagnate or go down because of inflation.
You're not as rich as you used to be because
of inflation. That's one. Two the second thing is the
politicians they stopped caring about us at all, and they
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started only caring about everyone else because everywhere else is
where they get their bread butter. That's where they get
them money, that's where they get their power, that's where
they get their praise. You don't get a lot of money,
power and praise for helping the people of North Carolina
or Tennessee. You get praise, you get awards, you get
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a plaque, they'll make a home put but put something
up in the Hall of Fame for you when you
hand a billion dollars to Africa. And over time, they've
grown to love handing out money abroad, way, way, way
more than they care about their own citizens. And over
time it's become obvious to all of us as we've
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watched our standard of living go down, and as we've
watched their loyalty very clearly be split away from us,
it's obvious we're not top priority anymore. American politicians had
better wake up and realize. And you Republicans in Congress
and Senate listening to the show. I hope you're listening.
(35:29):
I hope you're paying attention. I know all your Washington
buddies pat you on the back when you give the
press conference and you announce another twenty billion dollars to
Malaysia to study the fart bug I really I get that.
It feels really, really good. Your people are growing extremely
resentful of you. The people who vote you into office
(35:52):
are sick of this crap. We have people right now
freezing in the Appalachian Mountains, and the President of the
United States of America flies to Angola and announces this.
Speaker 6 (36:05):
No, that's the right thing for the wealthiest nation in
the world to do. And today I'm announcing over one
billion dollars in new humanitarian support for African displaced from
homes by historic droughts and in security.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
You hear how he says it too, And I realized
it's Joe Biden. He's not functional. But do you hear
you hear how he's almost anticipating applause and accolades for it.
So today like he's about to make this important pronouncement,
one that will be all over the newspapers. It's gonna
get him praised forever. Today I'm announcing a billion dollars
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for Africa. For our politicians, it's been a source of surprise.
Speaker 6 (36:45):
That's the right thing for the wealthiest nation in the world.
To do, And today I'm announcing over one billion dollars
in new humanitarian support for African displaced from homes by
historic droughts and food in security.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Crats, You Republicans, then again, it's not just Democrats. We've
played it for you one hundred times. Minch McConnell getting
up behind the podium as Americans are drowning under the
weight of inflation and announcing there's nothing more important than Ukraine.
You politicians in this country had better realized times have changed.
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The American people are watching their standard of living go down,
and the American people are starting to really feel like
your loyalty resides elsewhere. And every time you brag about
handing out more taxpayer money to someone else, it doesn't
land like it used to. Jack, just the heads up.
(37:45):
Speaking of not landing like it's used to, let's talk
about the FBI in first aid training next
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Tuesday. And I don't know why I'm in such
a great mood today. I just am. Maybe it's because
it's Christmas season. I hate to sound like a woman.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
But I'm officially in the Christmas mood. I've caught up
with ab, I've caught up with the wife. I'm in
the Christmas mood. Chris, we all understand why you wouldn't
get it, because it's about the birth of Jesus. But
we are celebrating Christmas on this show, and this hour
we're going to talk about Korea.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
We are going to talk a bit about this FBI
deep state stuff. We'll get to some voicemails, some emails first.
I'm not going to go into a long, in depth
thing about Korea. You don't care about it that much,
and I don't care about it that much. But it
was a little eye popping that we all woke up
this morning and we saw headline Korea had declared martial law.
(01:12):
Speaking of Bob. We were both sitting around having a
cup of coffee, just talking about things, and I was
looking at the news and I said, hold on, wait
what And I said, Korea just declared martial law. And she,
obviously it's a pretty smart question, said North Korea. Right,
I said, no, actually, that's what I would have thought too. No,
(01:37):
South Korea. So here's what I'm gonna say. First, you
should understand they have different political parties like we do.
We don't have to go into the details. We're not
going to nerd out on Korean politics. But remember, like
the UK, whenever you hear about the Labor Party in
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the UK, the Labor Party, that's their Democrat party, that's
their Communist party. They're the Communists of the UK. They're
the ones who opened up the country and flooded it
with Islam from all over parts of the world. And
now that you know, now it's just it's a complete
disaster there. So in South Korea they have Democrats and
(02:21):
Republicans too, they're not called Democrats and Republicans, but just
know they have different political parties and what they did.
President gets elected, declares martial law and for all intents
and purposes, he ceases political activity. There's military coming in
and look, we'll get to the military portion of it
(02:41):
in just a moment. That's actually where I'm going to
focus here, But I want everyone to understand something that's taken.
It's still hard for me, but it's it's true. A
free society, A free society. You know that old Ronald
Reagan's saying that everyone knows. You've heard it. Freedom is
ever more than one generation away from extinction. We love
(03:03):
pulling out that quote from our back pocket whenever we're
trying to get our normy neighbor norm to show up
and actually vote in a primary election. Hey, don't don't
you remember Ronald Reagan said? We love to pull it out.
But there's more to it than that. It bears discussion briefly.
Here we live. We live in times that change, and
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we like to imagine that when we live in a
free country, relatively free, that that's going to be a
permanent or at least kind of semi permanent state of affairs.
Here we are in the United States of America, and
we have a constitution and there are limits on the government,
and we have this, and they can't do this, and
they can't do that. And then you woke up one
(03:50):
day and the government decided that you had to close
down your business and Aiden, Jaden and Braiden weren't allowed
to go play basketball in the public park, and you
looked around and thought, wait a minute, I thought this
was America. Well times change when you think about South Korea,
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given that most people have very basic knowledge of it,
And I don't want to act like I'm a South
Korean expert. I know a little bit about a little bit.
But you like to think of it as the freer
baby brother or big brother, depending on how you look
at it. Of North Korea. You know, you got the
communist scumbags of North Korea, but then there's South Korea,
this bastion of freedom. But the bastions of freedom around
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the world oftentimes they're not as free as we like
to imagine, and they're definitely not as permanently free as
we like to imagine. What all is going to happen
with all this and how this is going, I don't know.
It's a pretty big deal. Even the American State Department
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came out today on c SPAN and said, but we
didn't really know about this, So.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Look, this is an incredibly fluid situation. I'm not going
to jump to any immediate conclusions at this point. What
I can say is that we are watching these developments
with grave concern. We're staying in close appropriate touch with
our ROK counterparts, and I'm sure we'll have more to
say as the situation continues to unfold. I just don't
(05:25):
want to get ahead of that.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Well, I mean, so the rule of law, I mean,
the Nash Assembly has voted now certainly to undo this
right to send martial law. So from the pros of
the United States, so that stands should the martial law
be rescinded?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
So look, I thought you should know, in case you
couldn't hear his question, their congress just going to call
it their congress. Their Congress responded to this today forcefully
and said, no, it's not as if the president had
some kind of a reason that everyone agreed with. Their
Congress voted one hundred and ninety to zero. No, we're
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not doing martial law. And that's what that reporter was
asking them about.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Every country, of course, has its own rules and laws
and procedures. I'm certainly no expert in South Korean law
and certainly how the South Korean legislature works and what
the ins and outs are of that, but certainly.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It should be noted that this bumbling boob but the microphone,
who claims to know nothing about how the South Korean
legislature works, works for the State Department.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
It is our hope and expectation that the laws and
regulations of a particular country are abided by that particular country.
Boot that would be the case as well. But again
I'm just not gonna get ahead of the process here.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Quote the US was not notified in advance of this announcement,
all right, So that's what's happening over there. But there's
an aspect of this I wanted to focus on. It
wasn't because it was Korea. And you should know. The
president's name over there is yun suck yol. You that's
what his name is, Chris, Why don't you grow up?
(07:08):
That's what his freaking name is, yun y o. And
do you have a different pronouncement of that une suck
s that's s u k yole s e or y
e o l y e o yowl yol yol tied.
Maybe he's a Christmas guy. Anyway, mister suck. He decides
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that he's going to be the dictator, He declares martial law.
All of this stuff, no political activity allowed. But if this,
if the National Assembly Congress, I'm just gonna refer to
them as Congress. But if the National Assembly, they're Congress
say no, and they said no universally, no, no, no
martial law. And the president says yes, Well, what do
(07:53):
you do? Well, it all depends on who has the guns.
You see. As much as I despise Maosee Dung, he
was a pretty savvy operator about many things. And one
of the most accurate quotes Maose Dung ever uttered was this,
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all political power comes from the barrel of a gun.
You see, the president, mister suck, he has the military
on his side, and the military has decided no, no, no,
no martial law. Sounds good to us. Now this comes
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back to us here. Like I said, we're moving away
from Korea, We're coming back home. Remember all those times
I warned you when they were kicking the unvaccinated out
of the military, when they were having a new Pride
ad recruiting at every single turbo freak rally to get
people to join. Remember how many times I told you
(08:57):
that they were not destroying the military, not in their minds.
They were building a military, a new military for a
new enemy, a domestic enemy. You see when when they
put in a bunch of trainees and fire all the
hard chargers, all the pipe hitters, people will obviously say
(09:18):
this is crazy. China isn't scared of these tranning freaks.
But they're not sending the tranny freaks after China. They're
sending them after your church. They're sending them after you.
And people can scream that's crazy, that's paranoid. Open up
a history book. It's what every government in history has
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done once it turned evil and corrupt. They take all
those guns, bombs, bullets, and people in the military and
they turn those guns against their own citizens in order
to retain power. And this comes back to what we
were talking about last hour, and what we talked about extensively.
I cannot put into words how important it is that
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Pete Hegseth gets the nomination for sect death because on
a long enough timeline, reforming the military back to what
it should be might be the only thing that matters.
This stuff happens all the time and always has it.
If you think it can't happen here, oh gosh, you
(10:20):
want to talk about naive. That's where you are right now,
and that's exactly why the American Communist has spent years
building a different military of very obedient flag officers who
will fire upon, well, anyone they're told to fire upon. Now,
(10:41):
you make some preparations for disaster, because disaster is you
never it's never far away. We woke up today to
another headline about China. They're banning US exports to us
of these critical materials we need, critical materials we need
for our defense industry and other industries. We're always just
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Speaker 5 (12:13):
I cannot believe the ignorance I heard come out of
your mouth. You said that Charlotte is the greatest airport
in the United States. You are out of your dang mind.
There are multiple that are better, Seattle, Salt Lake, Atlanta, Minneapolis,
but Charlotte bomb worst one ever. Play the bar.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Okay, First of all, I'll give you the bar. Second
of all, don't ever praise Atlanta's airport to me again.
Don't ever praise Atlanta's airport to me again. Whenever you
land in Atlanta's airport, you have to contend with two things. Denver,
at least Dever has a horrible airport, But you only
have to contend with one of these two things. But
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in Atlanta, no matter where you land, you've got twenty
minutes to get to your next gate. You normally have
to take the subway. But Atlanta combines that with the
standard American attitude in the airport, where no matter where
you go, you're treated like dog crap by every single
person who works there. You walk up the Popeyes, you
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try to get yourself some chicken, you get treated like
some kind of freaking pariah. Half the time they don't
even ask do you want anything? This kind of sterio? Yeah,
that's Atlanta for you. Atlanta sucks. That's one. Denver at
least the people are friendly in Denver, but if you
land in Denver, you better have your walk and choose on.
I don't even think the cast of the View could
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have a layover in Denver and get there in time,
because you have to walk ten miles to get to
wherever you're going in Denver's airport. Charlotte's airport is wonderful
because one it's mid sized. Mid size is perfect. There
are certain things about an airport that make an airport great.
Friendly staff. A friendly face goes a long long way.
(14:02):
A smile goes a long way, especially when you're traveling. Okay,
so Charlotte has that in spades. Friendly staff, check food
and beverage options. I know every single airport has a
Chick fil A here and hey, come get your chilies
to go there? I got that. Does food? Do your
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food and beverage options have any character whatsoever? When I'm
in Charlotte, I have wonderful food and beverage options. Three.
How far is the normal commute from the gate where
you land to the gate where you have to get
to in Charlotte. It's not that bad. It's not that bad.
(14:45):
One of the worst airports I've ever been to in
the world is Lax because no matter where you land
in Lax, just like Denver, it's ten miles to get
to your next gate. Charlotte awesome. And Charlotte has something else.
No other airport in the country has rocking chairs. Why
are you shaking your head, Chris? What's wrong with rocking chaers?
(15:08):
What do you mean? What does that matter? How many
airports have you been in with a rocking chair? Chris?
You know why you haven't been in any other because
they don't take the time and care that Charlotte does.
Everyone loves a rocking chair. You sit down in a
rocking chair and you rock, and I mean you instinctively
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know this is going to be pleasant. I think, oh,
rock back and forth, and Charlotte just has these lovely
white rocking chairs lining the place. I love Charlotte's Airport. Ash,
you guys are freaking spoiled, Jesse. I live here in
Colorado Springs, my state leans left mostly because of Denver border.
In the last election, not one of the one hundred
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and seventeen judges up for renewal was voted out, including
the Colorado State Supreme Court justice who voted to kick
Trump off the ballot. All the media focus on the
country seems to go to the politicians. We have to
expose the judges. Well, this is our this is our fight,
our everlasting fight. This is your fight, and it's my fight,
(16:12):
and it is up to us. You have a responsibility.
We the informed. We have to convince the normies. We
have to wake the normies up that there is more
to politics than putting a Donald Trumps sign in the
yard once every four years. There is so much more.
(16:33):
If you want to look at politics like a body,
like a human body. And we'll go ahead and make
the president the head, right, we'll make the president the
brain and maybe not be totally appropriate, but we'll make
the president the brain. The American communist. The American communist
sees the whole body and understands the entire body matters.
(16:56):
The fingers matter, the toes matter, your butt, the chest matters,
the shoulders, everything matters. The American communist understands that. Therefore
he is at every school board event. He is getting
involved in the election for the judges, the county board
of supervisors, the state legislator, state house, state senate. The
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American communist understands it's critical, and so he's out there
ensuring every part of the body reflects him. The American conservative,
the person on the right, has never been on that program.
We are waking up to give us credit. It's not
all bad news. I used to be all bad news
on this, but as we wake up, I'm gonna give
credit where it's due. We are getting better at this.
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But we have always only cared about the head. And
we'll go out and we'll get the head we want
and we'll be like, yeah, nice, All our problems are fixed.
The feet are rotting off, the shoulders are bad. He's
got an ugly butt.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
He did.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Everything else is crappy, but we picked the head. And
then we turn around and wonder, hey, why is the
body not working the way it's should. There is so
much more to political power than who sits in the
White House. We have been negligent on that, and your
normy neighbor is still negligent on that. I know you
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are aware by now. You must inform him what does
that look like? Next time there's a local or primary election.
They're gonna have to drag him down to the polls
because they're not gonna want to go. Why we already
got trip inform them. It's a lot more than Trump. Also,
you need to go over to your neighbor, maybe maybe tonight,
(18:33):
and you need to tell them about rough greens. You
need to tell them that their dog's food and their
cat's food is dead. There's nothing in it, there's no
nutrition in it. How long would you live? How healthy
would you be if you had a fast food double
cheeseburger every single meal. Yeah, your body would break down
(18:55):
and you would die early. You would because you eat
empty calories. You know, that's what we feed dogs and cats.
All that food is brown because they kill all the
nutrition in it. So start pouring roughgreens, sprinkling roughgreens. It's
a powder, it's a green powder on your dog's food,
all the vitamins and minerals and omega oils, antioxidants your dog.
(19:16):
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his energy level. You won't go to the vet as much.
Your dog will live longer, just like you will when
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com slash Jesse We'll be back.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
I've got on Anymoisi don't mean yes, yes Kelly.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the
Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Remember if you miss
any part of the show, you can download the whole
thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. So Jewish producer Chris was
saying during the break that he doesn't ever have a
long layover. Well, see, Chris, this is why, this is
(20:11):
why I'm here to be your mentor. In airport and
the options in airport gives you as far as food
and beverages or shopping, and we all know you're not
going to do any shopping, but it's food and things
like that. The options in airport gives you, it's not.
They're not there for when everything goes right. They're there
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for when everything goes wrong. I travel in the exact
same way I travel. Look, a lot of people may
think that I'm old and not as wild like I
used to be. I live life on the edge. And
when I say life on the edge, I book for myself.
The shortest layover is humanly possible. And and get this you,
(20:54):
maybe maybe that's not risky enough for you. I don't
show up to the airport too hours before my flight.
Oftentimes I don't even show up one hour before my flight.
I show up. Look, I don't check a bag. I
just have this rule against checking bags. Unless I'm going
for an extended period, I won't do it. I show up,
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and I'm going to bank on me finding a way
to get through security and through the gate. And when
it comes to my layover, I'm going to bank on
things being on time and going right. But I understand
full well that a lot of this may be out
of my control. So maybe I will be delayed, maybe
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there will be a screw up, maybe the other flight
will be gone. That's when the food and beverage options
in the airport means so much. It's like a first
aid kit. You don't buy a good first aid kit
because you need it every single day. Hopefully you never
need it. You need it for when things go wrong.
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You need food options in the airport, not because you're
just traveling through. If you're passing through, you do what
all of us do. You pop in, you grab a
water and some combos, You get on the plane, and
you get to where you're going, because you don't want
to spend money on airport food anyway. Chris, are you
ready to have the big one? Ahna, We're all gonna
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hear Chris have a heart attack live on air. So
you know how I just told you I plan on
not having to eat there. I just flew through Denver
and there was a delay that things did go wrong,
and I stopped and I ate at this place and
they were advertising. I forget what the place is called.
(22:40):
I don't want to dime them out anyway, although it
was really good. Yeah, the kitchen, I think it was
called the kitchen. I think it was called the kitchen.
I stop in the kitchen. I'm starving, and now my
flight's delayed. So now I've got a freaking weight and
I've got to eat in the airport. I look at
the menu. Pretty good menu, limited, which is a good sign.
Limited menu means they and a few things really well.
(23:01):
Too big a menu, huge red flag. I stop in
the kitchen and I get a brisket grilled cheese sandwich
with an order of French fries and a water. I
got a bottle of water with it. Brisket, grilled cheese, sandwich,
French fries, bottle of water. Nineteen dollars. Nineteen dollars for
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a sandwich and fries in a bottle of water. And
the only reason I'm calling out the restaurant is not
because the prices I get. Prices are what they are.
It was delicious. It was freaking amazing. If I ever
go through there again and IM not gonna afford it,
maybe I've gotten a raise, I'm gonna go back and
get another one. And I mean, it was delicious, but
airport food is expensive. That's what it is. So it's
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there for emergency purposes only what Chris, isn't that what
the lounges for it? Chris, I decided that I made
a mistake earlier on the show, and I'm not gonna
make the same mistake twice. I liked, I have no
idea why we're talking about this. We'll get back to
politics in a little while. I don't know, maybe never.
(24:08):
So a long time ago, I decided to divulge a
piece of information that I should have kept quiet. I
divulge information. I say things to you because as big
of a jerk and idiot as I am, I really
genuinely do care about you, and I hope this show
(24:32):
if even the tiniest way makes your life a little
bit better, If it made one drive to work better
for you, that's enough for us. We're not changing the world,
so I do like to try to help when I can.
But a while ago I made a mistake, and I
told everybody in the country, right here behind the microphone
about the beauty of the airport lounge, whatever lounge that is,
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the Delta Lounge, the United Lounge, the special lounges. You
watch people duck into you as you are just walking
through the airport, And I explained that you the beauty
of the airport lounge is unmatched. The bathrooms are cleaner,
there's free food. It's not always the best, but a
(25:15):
free cup of coffee you can't beat, a free cup
of coffee, bag of chips, a couple of grapes, whatever,
even they'll have some powdered eggs. Usually you know something
like that's look, it's not you're not eating. It's not
waffle house. It's not gonna be great, but you're eating
in there. You're eating something. But the problem is when
you give out information like that to the public, people join,
(25:35):
and then the airport lounges I've noticed, maybe it's in
my head, they've been more crowded for me. From now on,
I'm not going to give out any information that may
impede my travel from now on. I should not have
told you about the beauty of the airport lounge. And
the thing is people think, well, you have to be
rich or something like that, or one of these business travelers.
(25:57):
It doesn't cost a dime. You just switch which whatever
credit card you have. Everyone has a freaking credit card.
You just switch whatever credit card you have, which you
do for free, you switch it over to the Delta
lounge you have. I don't know, I don't have one,
but you don't have a You get a Delta Visa
or Delta American expressor whatever it is. And then that
(26:18):
gives you access to the lounge. So while everyone else
is heading down to steerage, you duck into the Delta
lounge and you sip on a cup of Joe and
you have a clean bathroom where you can put your butt.
The airport lounge is the best kept secret. That's not
a secret. People think it's some kind of exclusive club
(26:40):
for millionaires. It's just for meatheads like me or you
who got a credit card and then you walk in
there for free. Frankly, given the cost of airport food,
you probably save money going into the lounge. Highly recommend Corey.
Are you a lounge guy in the airport? Corey is
too see even Corey Cam anyone can do. Obviously, get
(27:01):
into an airport lounge. It'll make your life better. Joe
Biden's given away a billion dollars to Africa.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
Well, that's the right thing for the wealthiest nation in
the world to do. And today I'm announcing over one
billion dollars in new humanitarian support for Africans displaced from
homes by historic droughts and food and security.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
We've had a little mini talk on this before, but
we have to have it again because this goes so
far beyond just Joe Biden or even Democrats. Democrats and
Republicans are both guilty of this because they're both got
into the Washington bubble, and they've been in the Washington
(27:44):
bubble for so long that they don't understand what has
happened out there. Trump, to his credit, and maybe this
is because he's not a Washington DC guy, Trump seems
to understand this better than most of them do. And
you can find certain individual members of Congress who really
(28:05):
start to understand this. They're starting to understand this, but
the big shots in both parties don't realize there has
been a huge, huge, monumental seed change in the United
States of America, because this is how the United States
of America has always operated from my entire adult life.
(28:28):
For my entire adult life, Washington DC has invaded everywhere
and they've handed out gobs of money everywhere no matter what.
So whenever there is an earthquake in Singapore, Republicans and
Democrats will run to the podium to brag about all
(28:49):
the money they're going to send. I'm going to explain
what changed and why that changed in just a moment,
and for you politicians who listen, you might want to
pay attention to what I'm about to say, because I
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com promo code Jesse we'll be back. He doesn't care
if you believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly, it
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Leave us a voicemail eight seven seven three seven seven
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four three seven three. So let's talk real quick about
what has changed. Joe Biden gets up today. Everyone's screaming
mad about it. But he got up today totally bragging.
You can tell by the smile on his face. Thought
this was a big win. A billion dollars to your money,
to affron.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
Oh, that's the right thing for the wealthiest nation in
the world to do. And today I'm announcing over one
billion dollars in new humanitarian support for Africans displaced from
homes by historic droughts and food insecurity.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Have you ever have you ever read any stories, maybe
watched it in the movies or read a book, or
heard me talk about stories of mobsters trying to balance
their home life with their work life. This will come
back to politics, Republicans and Democrats. I hope you're paying attention.
(31:29):
Just stay with me. So it's a very consistent story.
But you'll have these mobsters, and they start out in
this life of crime. Usually they start as childhood gang members,
the street gang. They get recruited by some mafia family
where they work and eventually they become made men and
(31:51):
eventually become mobsters. But they oftentimes, very oftentimes, in fact,
it seems to be the norm, they're also family people.
They'll find a woman and they will marry her and
then have kids with her, and oftentimes they actually love them.
They do not always, of course, but they appear to
(32:11):
love their wives and kids to be family people. But
one thing that hits you every time, because I love
these stories. I'm always reading these books and watching these
movies and things like that. One of these things that
hit you is how often they can't keep the two marriages,
(32:32):
the two different lives. They can't keep them separate, no
matter how hard they try. You See, they have this
mafia code that says, the mafia comes first, even before
your wife, your parents, your kids, no matter what, the
mafia must come first. And so they're always married to
the mafia first. And that means they're gone in the
(32:54):
middle of the night from the shooting people and doing
the various things that mafia people do. I means they're
missing te ball games. Means try as they may, they
can never keep those worlds separate, try as they may,
where their true loyalty lies eventually comes out, and oftentimes
(33:14):
it ruins the family. American politicians, Republican and Democrat, have
for as long as I've been alive, they have had
the ability, because Americans have had it so good to
get up give a press conference bragging that they're going
to send ten billion dollars of your money to Madagascar
(33:35):
to save the lemurs. And while there may be some
grumbling about it, it's never created white hot anger in
Americans because we had things good and politicians waste money.
And so what's happened is this has created a condition
with Washington, Washington politicians Democrat and Republican, where now this
is simply how they do business. They're used to handing
(33:58):
away large quantities of your money. But two things have
happened over time. One, the American citizen has watched his
standard of living either stagnate or go down because of inflation.
You're not as rich as you used to be because
of inflation. That's one. Two the second thing is the
politicians they stopped caring about us at all, and they
(34:24):
started only caring about everyone else because everywhere else is
where they get their bread butter. That's where they get
them money, that's where they get their power, that's where
they get their praise. You don't get a lot of money,
power and praise for helping the people of North Carolina
or Tennessee. You get praise, you get awards, you get
(34:44):
a plaque, they'll make a home put but put something
up in the Hall of Fame for you when you
hand a billion dollars to Africa. And over time, they've
grown to love handing out money abroad, way, way, way
more than they care about their own citizens. And over
time it's become obvious to all of us as we've
(35:09):
watched our standard of living go down, and as we've
watched their loyalty very clearly be split away from us,
it's obvious we're not top priority anymore. American politicians had
better wake up and realize. And you Republicans in Congress
and Senate listening to the show. I hope you're listening.
(35:29):
I hope you're paying attention. I know all your Washington
buddies pat you on the back when you give the
press conference and you announce another twenty billion dollars to
Malaysia to study the fart bug I really I get that.
It feels really, really good. Your people are growing extremely
resentful of you. The people who vote you into office
(35:52):
are sick of this crap. We have people right now
freezing in the Appalachian Mountains, and the President of the
United States of America flies to Angola and announces this.
Speaker 6 (36:05):
No, that's the right thing for the wealthiest nation in
the world to do. And today I'm announcing over one
billion dollars in new humanitarian support for African displaced from
homes by historic droughts and in security.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
You hear how he says it too, And I realized
it's Joe Biden. He's not functional. But do you hear
you hear how he's almost anticipating applause and accolades for it.
So today like he's about to make this important pronouncement,
one that will be all over the newspapers. It's gonna
get him praised forever. Today I'm announcing a billion dollars
(36:39):
for Africa. For our politicians, it's been a source of surprise.
Speaker 6 (36:45):
That's the right thing for the wealthiest nation in the world.
To do, And today I'm announcing over one billion dollars
in new humanitarian support for African displaced from homes by
historic droughts and food in security.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Crats, You Republicans, then again, it's not just Democrats. We've
played it for you one hundred times. Minch McConnell getting
up behind the podium as Americans are drowning under the
weight of inflation and announcing there's nothing more important than Ukraine.
You politicians in this country had better realized times have changed.
(37:22):
The American people are watching their standard of living go down,
and the American people are starting to really feel like
your loyalty resides elsewhere. And every time you brag about
handing out more taxpayer money to someone else, it doesn't
land like it used to. Jack, just the heads up.
(37:45):
Speaking of not landing like it's used to, let's talk
about the FBI in first aid training next
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