March 21, 2025 • 37 mins
Married to communism. Soup as a meal. Trump paying astronauts overtime for being stranded for 9 months. Communists are required to lie. Searching for grievances to grow the revolution. What do these judges get out of stopping every Trump executive order?
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday, and as Doctor Jesse Friday. I'll get to
the soup thing in a moment. I will say Trump
said something today about the astronauts. I'll play it here
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in a second. But it would be cool to be
president of the United States. I think obviously it would
be hard on the stress level, hard on your body.
You've seen all this before and after pictures of George
Bush Barack Obama. That eight years is about thirty eight
years with all the stress. So it would be a
hard job to be cool. It's got to be twice
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as cool to be president when you're rich and just
be able to do cool stuff. Hear what Trump said.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
The two astronauts that you just helped save from space,
they didn't get any overtime pay for all that extra time.
They got five dollars a day per diem for two
hundred and eighty six days. That is fourteen hundred and
thirty dollars in extra pay. Is there anything the administration
can do to get them to make them whole?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well, nobody's ever mentioned this.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
To make if I have to, I'll.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Pay that in my own pocket.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Okay, I'll get it for it.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Isn't that awesome? If I have to, I'll pay it
out of my own pocket. It'd be cool to be
just like that. You know what, I'll just stroke them
a check. Chris said, how much should they get? Well,
we're certainly not going to ask you, Chris, I promise
you that you're not going to be the one making
that decision. No, we're not going to pinch pennies here. No,
it's going to be something generous. Let's see, how much
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should they get? Well, you're stuck up there, and what
was supposed to be a week it ended up being
how many months? Eight? Nine months? Nine months? Okay, so
you're up there for months. You are being fed, that's
provided for, room and boards provided for. I realize it
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may not be your home, and I understand you can't
pet your dog, love your wife. I get that, but
still they're providing room and board. I definitely feel like
there should be. Yeah, you're right, Chris, still getting a salary.
And not only are you still getting a salary, you're
saving every dollar. You're not running down to seven eleven
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for some chips but they were done wrong. Hold on,
hold on, though you're also an astronaut getting stuck in space.
I understand it's not ideal, And I'm not saying they
didn't go through a lot. That's always got to be
baked into the cake as part of the gig. Right,
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that would be. That would be like me complaining about
getting recognized by some in public. Well, if you take
a public job, you're going to get recognized by somebody
in public. So, okay, fifty grand? What Chris, what you said? Ninety? Yeah? Right,
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don't make that up. Now everyone says you probably said
nine grand or something. Ninety Okay, you know what, ninety's
probably better. What don't we just call it one hundred Corey?
One hundred? Course, Corey said one fifty, one hundred and
fifty grand. That's a lot of money, man, that's a
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lot of money. I'm gonna push back on that. Maybe
some stock options or something. I don't know. Okay, let's
dig into J. J. Steele. This is gonna be a
tough one. Like you, I am a pitmaster and everyone
loves my brisket, pork shoulder and my try tip, but
I also make an incredible soup. I call it my
better than all of gardens zupa Tuscany. It's the same soup.
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I just stole their recipe and took credit like you
taught me.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Not.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
My wife and I sometimes have people over, and I
usually go big with barbecue. But the price of brisket
is getting steep. I said something to my wife and
she suggested soup. I argued against it and said, we
let you settle this. My asked doctor Jesse, question, is
is serving soup as a main dish? Okay? His name
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is bo Ps. My guests won't be hungry, but the
bar needs to eat. Bo brother. You can have soup
when you're by yourself. You can have soup if it's
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just you and your wife. But when you invite people
over and offer them dinner, it's not that you have
to go drop one hundred and fifty bucks on a brisket.
I'm not saying that money doesn't grow on trees, but
the people coming to your house for dinner have every
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right to have some sort of a reasonable expectation that
there will at least be some form of solid, delicious
food coming their way. If I walked into your home,
anybody's home, friend, family member, and it was a dinner party,
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and I showed up hungry and soup was the main dish.
I kid you not. I would get in my car
and I would go get something to eat, and I
would come back to your dinner. There is no way,
unless you guys are ninety, there's no way that is
anything close to acceptable. What Chris, what about gumbo? Okay, look,
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let's say let's say we're gonna take this a step
further and we're gonna try to come up with some
kind of a soup. Because I could see that some
sort of a gumbo with all kind of meat and rice,
or some sort of a chili, you know, with a
bunch of chunks and stuff like that. I might, I
can't stress this enough, might give that to you. But
if you're going to do that, even that, even that
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is you're really flirting with the line of unacceptable. You
are dancing on that line. The extras you deliver with
the soup had better be dynamite. If it's soup and
then oh my wife made a salad, I'm never coming
to your house again. If you're going to serve soup,
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let's call it a chili or a gumbo or something
like that's fine. You better prepare every single conceivable addition
to the soup, meaning if you want to go all
in Nebraska, there better be some cinnamon rolls there I
can put the chick. There better be white cheddar cheese
it's there. Someone better have made some corn bread or something.
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And I don't mean one of the two. You need
all of them because you are flirting with the line
of acceptability. Everything else bet every over the top, and
and on top of that, there better be a dessert
and it better not be store bought cookies or something
like that. Your wife has to make a good pie.
A crumble ab makes these unbelievable homemade oatmeal cream pies.
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Everyone loves a cream pie. You know, the little Debbies,
the Little Debbies oatmeal cream pies. Bob makes some homemade
like she makes the cream and all that other stuff.
When she takes them to a neighborhood party or makes them,
they get wiped out immediately, like she's had to start
doubling it up. Your your wife had better make something
like that. If you're serving soup, there better be some
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kind of wow factor, because I'm telling you what you're
flirting with never having another dinner party there. I got
to get that off my chest. Dear hummer lover, you
know there's you know, it's not necessary for you guys
to be like this, dear hummer lover. This guy says.
There was a big energy conference in Houston last week
that the street animal communists protested. I watched the filthy
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demon that was leading the Chance, staring at her phone
to call out Chance to the other demons. I understood
all the chants about climate change criminals since it was
at an energy conference, but was thrown off by the
Chance about free Palestine. My question is do the street
communists have to stick to their hive approved message or
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can they go off script all the best says his
name is Jack. Okay, we haven't actually had this talk
in quite a long time, and I realized not everybody
has read the anti Communist manifesto available at Jesse kellybook
dot com. So let's have this talk again. You know
how we discuss Communists lie everything at all times. It's
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not that they make an exception or an excuse. Hey,
it's not really good I need to lie this time.
I kind of feel bad about it. No, No, they
are required to lie because when you're selling the destruction
of everything. When you're selling misery, you'd better lie about
it or no one's gonna buy. So lying is simply
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baked into the cave.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Are reverence for the truth might become might have become
a bit of a distraction that is preventing us from
finding consensus and getting important things done.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
So, if you're at war with the right and you're
trying to get all your friends and family members to
consider right wingers Nazis, you want everyone to think they're Nazis,
you go out on spray paint swastikas on things. Have
you paid any attention to the news in just the
last couple of weeks. It's not just that they're burning Tesla's,
bashing in the doors of Tesla's, they're spraying swastikas on them.
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And it's always a left it. Every single time they've
been caught, it's been a Democrat spraying that. Why that
sounds so crazy, Well, of course you have to lie.
Everyone needs to know that right wingers are Nazis, and
so I'll just make up a crime because everyone needs
to know. The ultimate goal the revolution is much more
important than the morality of telling a lie. Now that
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was a long roundabout way to talk about the street
animals and how they seem to bounce from one cause
to the other cause with the script what is allowed
what is not allowed? Let's discuss that in a moment.
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(11:04):
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Jesse Kelly Show, It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful Friday. I remember, if you miss any part
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are going to be heavy, as heavy as ten boxes
that you might be moving back to what we were discussing.
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The guy was asking about the street animals. They were
out there protesting energy. Oh my gosh, no more oil,
all that stuff, and of course free Palestine had to
come up. Why did they do this? Don't they have
to stay on script? As I explained one, the Communist
is always, always, always lying, always. I's if his lips
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are moving, he's lying. There's a reason they carefully select
the language that they use about every single issue, because
an honest presentation of what they want is horrible. That's
why abortion becomes women's reproductive rights. That's that's why they
lie about everything at all times. Okay, so the Communist
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also lies about whatever cause he pretends to be interested in.
So let's just call it. We'll talk about in a
climate protests and energy protest, stap the oil, all that stuff.
Let's say you show up and there are one hundred people.
There are these one hundred people who are genuinely concerned
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that carbon is destroying the planet or are no are
some people in that crowd? Do Some people in that
crowd believe that? You bet it might even be the majority.
It might be sixty or seventy of them in that crowd.
They are there because their brains have been twisted and poisoned,
and they believe that Mother Gaya doesn't like your pickup
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truck or whatever kind of weirdo free kippie stuff these
people believe. Sure, that's a portion of it. But remember
communist protests are all organized and funded. There are ring
leaders at these protests. Oftentimes they work for various dark
money groups. Oftentimes they're funded by you anyway. And these
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ringleaders will actually bounce from group to group. So they
will be on one day and one day they're in
Houston protesting big oil, and then the next day they're
in New York City women are oppressed feminism. Then the
next day they're burning down foot locker in Minneapolis. The poor,
saintly black people are oppressed here in the United States
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of America. Why because they don't actually care about any
of the issues they tell you they care about. Every
single quote separate communist group is not a separate group.
It's all one group with one purpose, the destruction of
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every single thing that you love and hold deer. So
people will show up at one of these protests and
they'll look at a sign that says queers for Palestine.
That's an actual sign. You can actually look at it.
I believe the protest was in New York City, and
we will look at it and we'll say, who are
these people? If you walked into Palestine with that sign,
and you'd get stoned to death. But that doesn't matter
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at all. It has nothing to do with queers or
Palestine or any of the other issues they pretend it is.
It's about burning down America. Now they understand, you can't
sell that, So you have to come up with a
different grievance to appeal to different malcontents. Because in the end,
that's the definition of communism. It's the religion of the malcontent.
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That's what it is. If I stand in front of
a theater with a thousand people in it, and I
tell a thousand people that we're going to go protest
because SUVs are making the world warmer. Maybe I'll only
get twenty people who agree. So I grab those twenty people,
and then I go back on stage and I say,
how many people believe that black people are oppressed by
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the police in this country? Maybe I get twenty more.
Then I go back in and I say how many
believe that women are oppressed? And maybe I get twenty more.
You have to keep fishing for grievance. You keep fishing
in two so you get enough foot soldiers to push
your revolution forward. So when you show up at a
climate protest or you watch one on TV, and all
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of a sudden, they're chanting about how much they love
Hamas and how much how gay friendly they all are,
and you're sitting there confused. You're only confused because you
don't realize the cause is never the cause. The issue
is never the issue. The only issue, to quote Daniel Horowitz,
the revolution. The only issue is the revolution. Every single
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thing they do is in service to the revolution. The
people they go recruit with various grievances are just what
are known as useful idiots. You're mad about this, You're
mad about that your boyfriend left you, your dad wasn't
nice to you. You've decided you hate men. You go
down to costcutters, you get yourself a buzz cut, you
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buy a Subaru out back, you throw on your man Jens,
and you go down to the feminist rally because that's
where the other man hating feminists are. And you're miserable,
and you've found a home around other miserable, bitter people,
and then you will find your life in service to
American communism, because communism is the religion of the malcontent.
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That is how it works, and they're always fishing for them, always,
always on the lookout. It's part of the reason they
infected the civil rights movement. The civil rights movement. Obviously
that's a good movement. You don't want black people treated
like second class citizens. The Soviets identified this back in
the sixties and thought, wait a minute, there are a
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bunch of people that are very angry with America, a
bunch of Americans angry with America. They have a grievance.
And by the way, the agreements do not all have
to be illegitimate. They have a grievance with America. We
could get involved in that movement. We could get involved
and really break America up. I've explained communism before. As
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you know, a big boulder you'll come across when in
Montana and it'll have been shattered. I'm talking about a
boulder the side of a size of a semi truck
and the shatter. It's just so clean, and you wonder
how did that happen. It developed a crack in it,
water got in there, it froze, expanded, pop doesn't matter
how big it is, it's gone. Communism is the water
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seeps into the cracks in your society, freezes, shatters you.
That's why let's move on. Let's talk about these judges.
What do they even get out of all this? Next
Jesse Kelly returns. Next it is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Friday and ass doctor Jesse Friday. One more
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word on this whole thing here because it kind of
goes along the lines of what we were talking about,
and then I'll get to the other stuff. Jesse. Recently,
you talked about the importance of elected officials spending time
in their districts doing town halls. Our Democrat cong's been
Paul Tonko of New York just held a town hall
where he had to deal with rowdy, deranged communists who
were shouting free Gaza and even calling for Chuck Schumer
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to be replaced. I'm getting all excited from all the winds,
but struggling to decide if I should be happy about
the division among Democrats. Are concerned that so many committed
street communists are out there. Well, one, we can be
happy that Democrats are flailing. Remember that, be happy about
that that in the short term, the modern Democrat Party,
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this version of the Democrat Party failing and flailing, is
a good thing in the short term because these animals
cannot be allowed back in power again. These people freaking
sent the FBI after their political opponents for four years.
These people were evil, deeply evil. So in the short
term we can celebrate that, and we should. In the
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long term, as I've said a bunch as much as
it hurts to hear, we need the Democrat Party to
improve and change because we can't save this country long
term if half the country hates it. We can't. We
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don't have to have Democrats be the same as Republicans
of course, not of course, that you can have two
different parties. Ideally you'd have several different parties like so
many countries do. But you can have two different parties.
But you can't have two different parties with one of
them trying to burn everything down. It just doesn't work.
The example I keep giving is true. If ob decides
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she wants to burn down my home, well, it's easier
to destroy than it is to build. If I don't
want her to, I may catch her two times, three times.
I may catch her twenty times and stop her before
she can light the curtains on fire. But it's not
realistic to think that I'm going to be able to
stop her every time. If she's trying to burn it down.
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I need her to change. I need her to change
how she feels or long term, the house is gonna go.
And that brings us That actually brings us to the
judges here perfectly. Hey Jesse, I heard your explanation of
why commis and robes do what they do, But what
do they personally get out of it? For someone to
work that hard and go as far as to try
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to turn an airplane around and bring back murders I
mean work it as if a family's life depended on
it money and new house vacations. What okay, So let
me explain that judge. Particularly, let's talk about that judge,
the one who ordered the gang full of or the
plane full of rapists to turn around and come back
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to America. No, we want MS thirteen back here. You
can't even understand how that kind of a mind works
if you find out what his daughter does. His daughter
not only has I believe she has, she her pronouns surprise,
his daughter works for a USA funded nonprofit that works
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right in the middle of all these common causes. In fact,
hold on, let me let me read you something here.
I'll bet you'll love this. Why would he do it?
His daughter works for something called Partners for Justice to
five oh one C three. That's a charity. What is
the Partners for Justice? Well, this is from their website,
our impact supporting those in need, transforming the system. It's
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a communist group. Partners for Justice is transforming public defenders
into a robust network of dynamic, people centered service centers
to reduce incarceration, increase equity, and positively impact the lies
of those harmed by cycles of incarceration. It's a communist group,
it's a pro crime communist group. What does the judge
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get out of that? Often times it just comes down
to money, But it goes beyond that. And I've used that.
I used to use this example all the time. I'll
bring it up again. I guess we're going back to
a lot of things I've said before today. You know,
I call our corrupt institutions. Now that they all work together,
I call it the system. There's a lot of words
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for it. People call it the regime or the cathedral.
I've always called it the system. Every institution has been infected, corrupted,
and now they all work together. Okay, there is such
thing as a system membership card, if you will, where
you can say and do horrible things that make normal
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people just aghast recoil in horror. But if it gets
you in good standing with the system, you will say
and do those things anyway, because of the profit, because
of the inclusion that comes with being a member of
good stand inside the system. There are more examples of
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this than I can be of Jensaki. Where did Jensaki
end up as press secretary? She ran cover for a
dementia adult president for two years lying through her teeth
every single day. When she finally left, did she retire
in disgrace as she hiding out in a cabin in Alaska? Nope,
immediately into a multimillion dollar cable news gig. Stephen Colbert.
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Not funny at all, he runs one of the late
night shows. Not funny at all, painfully not funny. How
in the world is he star? I think he has
a ten million dollars a year gig. I believe it's
something like That's crazy? How this guy did song in
dance numbers? Encouraging people to take the vaccine one of
the most embarrassing things ever. That puts you in good
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standing with the system. If you're an evil judge and
you've been appointed there. Remember Chuck Schumer said, that's why
you put them there. Chuck Schumer bragged about it. We
put them there. We put these judges there to stop Trump.
You put the judges into place. The Democrats put the
judges into place. That judge one, he has a full
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understanding of why he's there. He understands his job is
to stop Trump, stop Republicans at every turn. He also
understands this. No matter how mad you get it him,
no matter how mad I get at him. When he
or someone in his family, when they need or want
something from the system, they will have it. So if
I'm sitting there in a judge's robe, and let's say
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I'm a dirty communist with no morality whatsoever, I can
point to a plane full of filthy illegals and say,
bring it back to America. And if I do it,
even if I get defined, even if I fail, the
system will recognize that I am a member of good standing.
And let's say, let's say OB's a little bored. She's
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already starting to get there. The kids are getting older,
more self sufficient. I want IB wants a gig, she
wants something to do. Hey, you know, but there's this
filthy communist organization five A one C three funded with
taxpayer money. They bring in about a billion dollars a year.
I'd really like her. I'd like her to sit on
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the board of that organization. The board members all make
half a million a year. I'd like OB to get
on that board. Well, I'm a member of good standing
with the system. A couple of phone calls, OB's got
her board membership. This judge's daughter, how do you think
she weaseled away into that job. My cousin, my brother, this,
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this guy needs this, This guy needs that. Everything you
wants a phone call away. It's no different than how
every other communist system has always worked in a communist
run country, whether it's East Germany Soviet Union, doesn't matter.
The members the card carrying members of the Communist Party,
they have access to things that people who aren't members
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don't have access to. It's part of how they get
so many people trying to join, applications through the roof.
Go look up East Germany applications through the roof to join.
Why were there that many people who just love communism? No,
I need a good job. I don't like where I live.
I need a better job, any better pay, any good benefits.
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My kid needs to get into this school. I need
to become a member of the Communist Party. Here in
the United States of America, it works in the exact
same way. That's why. That's why that judge in black
robes brings back a plane full of murderers and goes
to sleep like a baby every night. That's why. All right,
we have one of the heavier questions I've ever had
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to answer on this show. It's about divorce, and then
from that we'll move on. Lighten things up a little bit.
Before we do that, let's talk about saving a baby.
Since we're about to get heavy, let's talk about saving
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They then provide free ultrasounds to women who want to
have an abortion. The ultrasound is the greatest tool in
the fight for life. The greatest tool we have twenty
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eight dollars is what that ultrasound costs. If we can
get that woman in there, if we can get her
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doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right, Jesse Kelly.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and
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ask doctor Jesse Friday, and yes, we are going to
lighten it up here in just a few minutes because
people have questions about dairy queen decorating the studio driving
slow in the fast lane. But I have to. I
do feel kind of obligated to answer this one, and
I don't know if I'm going to help at all
as it is an ass Doctor Jesse Friday. Member, you
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can steal email the show whatever you want, love, hate,
death threats Jesse at jessekellyshow dot com. The subject of
this one is politics and divorce, Jesse. When COVID started,
my wife of fourteen years, and I decided she would
be a stay at home mom and homeschool our daughter.
Since then, somehow she has become an extreme far left
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liberal liberal. I'm probably further right than even you. We
get along other than politics and have always considered each
other our best friend. This week she has decided we
are no longer compatible and that she wants a divorce.
I am totally shocked, hurt, and feel betrayed. Any suggestions
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would be appreciated. Please do not use my name, and
of course I will not. First, please say a prayer
for this gentleman and his wife and their family as
they go through something like this. Second, I don't know
that this is going to help. I don't know that
it'll make you feel better at all. But I'll tell
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you this. One time, I had a friend of mine,
actually I still have him, he's still around. Sorry, have
a friend and his wife. His wife got she had
a surgery. I think it was a back surgery, if
I remember right. And this is back in the day
where they used to hand out those super strong pain
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pills like candy, vic it In and Percocet and stuff
like that. Those are a lot harder to come by now,
but it used to be they would just hand those
things out. I remember when I had my emergency appendectomy,
they handed me a full bottle of Percocet with a
refill you just to go down, and that kind of stuff.
It was all the time, and a lot of people,
a lot of people got hooked. In fact, they blamed
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the rise of heroin and whatnot on the pills. People
would get hooked on that and they would want to
keep it going. They'd run out of prescription. You'd want
to chase that high. You know, it's addiction. Drugs are
a hard world. They're an ugly world. Anyway, this guy's
wife got hooked on paying pills bad and they had
two kids. And he used to pour his soul out
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to me about how much it was killing him. And
it was killing him because she went from being this
unbelievable mother, unbelievable wife. They're the couple, you know what
they are. They were the couple that you get jealous of,
even if you have a great marriage, great relationship. They
were just so happy all the time. They were just
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so happy, so in love, and she was wonderful and
he was wonderful, and she just turned into a disaster.
Kids would go with He'd come home from work. The kids,
they were young, not not school age, would not have
eaten lunch or dinner. They'd been missing two meals. He'd
come home from work and have to make something. He'd
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find his wife just zoned out in the backyard. It
was that it was bad, Chris. It was really really sad.
And he was I mean, he loved her, obviously loved
her a lot. And he would tell me Jesse, what
do I do? I love her, Jesse, what do I do?
And I'll tell him the same thing I'm telling you
about your wife. You are married, and yes she is
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still married, but you are now her second husband. You
were number two. She is married to the pills. Now
doesn't mean she doesn't love you. It doesn't mean she
will always be married to the pills. But for now,
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for the time being, you can consider yourself not married
for the time being because you are number two. Pow
over the kids over you. The drugs have gotten a
hold of her and nothing you can do now. This
particular story of my buddy doesn't have the happiest ending.
They did end up getting a divorce, he got full custody,
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but she ended up cleaning up her life about five
ten years later, she ended up getting cleaned up. So
I guess in that way it was good. Now your wife,
I am one hundred percent positive if she chose to
homeschool your daughter and you guys have always been that
close that she has spent too much time on social media,
probably too much time. I'm with poisonous TV shows in
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the background, and it's poisoned her mind and her soul.
But if she's a far lefty now. The reason she
wants a divorce is she's found someone else. His name
is Communism, And that doesn't mean they're always going to
be in love. Doesn't mean she can't come out of it,
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doesn't mean that, but it also doesn't mean she will.
She may simply prefer him over you, and there's no
way I can make that easier. There's no way I
can take away the pain of what that would feel like.
I can't. I can't say anything that's going to make
you feel better. But right now she's married to someone else,
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and what you need, what you need is her to
stop now. Yeah, Chris, counseling is a great option. I
don't know if you're faith based people, because you've got
to be really careful accounting now because psychiatry has been
taken over by the Communists too. But even if you're
not a faith based couple, I know there are wonderful
churches that offer better accounting that you'll have better accounting
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options there if you can get her into something like that. Obviously,
especially with a daughter, do everything you can to keep
it together. But Communism shattering families is not new, it's
what they do. It is what they do. We've had
this talk a million times on the air. They shatter
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your family on purpose. That's why they try to teach
your son how to be gay. That's why they teat
That's why they teach your daughter to hate your parents.
That's why you sent your daughter off to Harvard and
you got back some purple haired freak who hate your guts.
Communists shatter families on purpose. That is how they are taught.
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And we will pray for you. Please again say a
prayer for this man and his wife and their daughter
as they go through hell here. But I hope that
explained it. I don't know if it helped, but you
really need to go see somebody, do everything you can
to save it before you walk away. I'll put it
to you that way. All right, Let's get off of
that stuff. Huh. Talk about dairy queen, Let's talk about decorating,
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This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday, and as Doctor Jesse Friday. I'll get to
the soup thing in a moment. I will say Trump
said something today about the astronauts. I'll play it here
(00:31):
in a second. But it would be cool to be
president of the United States. I think obviously it would
be hard on the stress level, hard on your body.
You've seen all this before and after pictures of George
Bush Barack Obama. That eight years is about thirty eight
years with all the stress. So it would be a
hard job to be cool. It's got to be twice
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as cool to be president when you're rich and just
be able to do cool stuff. Hear what Trump said.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
The two astronauts that you just helped save from space,
they didn't get any overtime pay for all that extra time.
They got five dollars a day per diem for two
hundred and eighty six days. That is fourteen hundred and
thirty dollars in extra pay. Is there anything the administration
can do to get them to make them whole?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well, nobody's ever mentioned this.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
To make if I have to, I'll.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Pay that in my own pocket.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Okay, I'll get it for it.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Isn't that awesome? If I have to, I'll pay it
out of my own pocket. It'd be cool to be
just like that. You know what, I'll just stroke them
a check. Chris said, how much should they get? Well,
we're certainly not going to ask you, Chris, I promise
you that you're not going to be the one making
that decision. No, we're not going to pinch pennies here. No,
it's going to be something generous. Let's see, how much
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should they get? Well, you're stuck up there, and what
was supposed to be a week it ended up being
how many months? Eight? Nine months? Nine months? Okay, so
you're up there for months. You are being fed, that's
provided for, room and boards provided for. I realize it
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may not be your home, and I understand you can't
pet your dog, love your wife. I get that, but
still they're providing room and board. I definitely feel like
there should be. Yeah, you're right, Chris, still getting a salary.
And not only are you still getting a salary, you're
saving every dollar. You're not running down to seven eleven
(02:32):
for some chips but they were done wrong. Hold on,
hold on, though you're also an astronaut getting stuck in space.
I understand it's not ideal, And I'm not saying they
didn't go through a lot. That's always got to be
baked into the cake as part of the gig. Right,
(02:54):
that would be. That would be like me complaining about
getting recognized by some in public. Well, if you take
a public job, you're going to get recognized by somebody
in public. So, okay, fifty grand? What Chris, what you said? Ninety? Yeah? Right,
(03:19):
don't make that up. Now everyone says you probably said
nine grand or something. Ninety Okay, you know what, ninety's
probably better. What don't we just call it one hundred Corey?
One hundred? Course, Corey said one fifty, one hundred and
fifty grand. That's a lot of money, man, that's a
(03:40):
lot of money. I'm gonna push back on that. Maybe
some stock options or something. I don't know. Okay, let's
dig into J. J. Steele. This is gonna be a
tough one. Like you, I am a pitmaster and everyone
loves my brisket, pork shoulder and my try tip, but
I also make an incredible soup. I call it my
better than all of gardens zupa Tuscany. It's the same soup.
(04:04):
I just stole their recipe and took credit like you
taught me.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Not.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
My wife and I sometimes have people over, and I
usually go big with barbecue. But the price of brisket
is getting steep. I said something to my wife and
she suggested soup. I argued against it and said, we
let you settle this. My asked doctor Jesse, question, is
is serving soup as a main dish? Okay? His name
(04:33):
is bo Ps. My guests won't be hungry, but the
bar needs to eat. Bo brother. You can have soup
when you're by yourself. You can have soup if it's
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just you and your wife. But when you invite people
over and offer them dinner, it's not that you have
to go drop one hundred and fifty bucks on a brisket.
I'm not saying that money doesn't grow on trees, but
the people coming to your house for dinner have every
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right to have some sort of a reasonable expectation that
there will at least be some form of solid, delicious
food coming their way. If I walked into your home,
anybody's home, friend, family member, and it was a dinner party,
(05:38):
and I showed up hungry and soup was the main dish.
I kid you not. I would get in my car
and I would go get something to eat, and I
would come back to your dinner. There is no way,
unless you guys are ninety, there's no way that is
anything close to acceptable. What Chris, what about gumbo? Okay, look,
(06:03):
let's say let's say we're gonna take this a step
further and we're gonna try to come up with some
kind of a soup. Because I could see that some
sort of a gumbo with all kind of meat and rice,
or some sort of a chili, you know, with a
bunch of chunks and stuff like that. I might, I
can't stress this enough, might give that to you. But
if you're going to do that, even that, even that
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is you're really flirting with the line of unacceptable. You
are dancing on that line. The extras you deliver with
the soup had better be dynamite. If it's soup and
then oh my wife made a salad, I'm never coming
to your house again. If you're going to serve soup,
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let's call it a chili or a gumbo or something
like that's fine. You better prepare every single conceivable addition
to the soup, meaning if you want to go all
in Nebraska, there better be some cinnamon rolls there I
can put the chick. There better be white cheddar cheese
it's there. Someone better have made some corn bread or something.
(07:06):
And I don't mean one of the two. You need
all of them because you are flirting with the line
of acceptability. Everything else bet every over the top, and
and on top of that, there better be a dessert
and it better not be store bought cookies or something
like that. Your wife has to make a good pie.
A crumble ab makes these unbelievable homemade oatmeal cream pies.
(07:32):
Everyone loves a cream pie. You know, the little Debbies,
the Little Debbies oatmeal cream pies. Bob makes some homemade
like she makes the cream and all that other stuff.
When she takes them to a neighborhood party or makes them,
they get wiped out immediately, like she's had to start
doubling it up. Your your wife had better make something
like that. If you're serving soup, there better be some
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kind of wow factor, because I'm telling you what you're
flirting with never having another dinner party there. I got
to get that off my chest. Dear hummer lover, you
know there's you know, it's not necessary for you guys
to be like this, dear hummer lover. This guy says.
There was a big energy conference in Houston last week
that the street animal communists protested. I watched the filthy
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demon that was leading the Chance, staring at her phone
to call out Chance to the other demons. I understood
all the chants about climate change criminals since it was
at an energy conference, but was thrown off by the
Chance about free Palestine. My question is do the street
communists have to stick to their hive approved message or
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can they go off script all the best says his
name is Jack. Okay, we haven't actually had this talk
in quite a long time, and I realized not everybody
has read the anti Communist manifesto available at Jesse kellybook
dot com. So let's have this talk again. You know
how we discuss Communists lie everything at all times. It's
(09:02):
not that they make an exception or an excuse. Hey,
it's not really good I need to lie this time.
I kind of feel bad about it. No, No, they
are required to lie because when you're selling the destruction
of everything. When you're selling misery, you'd better lie about
it or no one's gonna buy. So lying is simply
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baked into the cave.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Are reverence for the truth might become might have become
a bit of a distraction that is preventing us from
finding consensus and getting important things done.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
So, if you're at war with the right and you're
trying to get all your friends and family members to
consider right wingers Nazis, you want everyone to think they're Nazis,
you go out on spray paint swastikas on things. Have
you paid any attention to the news in just the
last couple of weeks. It's not just that they're burning Tesla's,
bashing in the doors of Tesla's, they're spraying swastikas on them.
(09:57):
And it's always a left it. Every single time they've
been caught, it's been a Democrat spraying that. Why that
sounds so crazy, Well, of course you have to lie.
Everyone needs to know that right wingers are Nazis, and
so I'll just make up a crime because everyone needs
to know. The ultimate goal the revolution is much more
important than the morality of telling a lie. Now that
(10:18):
was a long roundabout way to talk about the street
animals and how they seem to bounce from one cause
to the other cause with the script what is allowed
what is not allowed? Let's discuss that in a moment.
I want to first discuss April second. It is March
twenty first. April second is almost here, and I certainly
(10:42):
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That is the day the tariffs get locked in. That's
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know how long that fight's going to be, and neither
to you. It might be a day, it might be
ten years. We might come out of this sparkling. We
might head into a great depression. I have no idea,
(11:04):
and I'm not telling you I do. What I do
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than everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah? The
(11:50):
Jesse Kelly Show, It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful Friday. I remember, if you miss any part
of the show, you can download the whole thing on
iHeart Spotify iTunes. Also remember some of these topics tonight
are going to be heavy, as heavy as ten boxes
that you might be moving back to what we were discussing.
(12:12):
The guy was asking about the street animals. They were
out there protesting energy. Oh my gosh, no more oil,
all that stuff, and of course free Palestine had to
come up. Why did they do this? Don't they have
to stay on script? As I explained one, the Communist
is always, always, always lying, always. I's if his lips
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are moving, he's lying. There's a reason they carefully select
the language that they use about every single issue, because
an honest presentation of what they want is horrible. That's
why abortion becomes women's reproductive rights. That's that's why they
lie about everything at all times. Okay, so the Communist
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also lies about whatever cause he pretends to be interested in.
So let's just call it. We'll talk about in a
climate protests and energy protest, stap the oil, all that stuff.
Let's say you show up and there are one hundred people.
There are these one hundred people who are genuinely concerned
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that carbon is destroying the planet or are no are
some people in that crowd? Do Some people in that
crowd believe that? You bet it might even be the majority.
It might be sixty or seventy of them in that crowd.
They are there because their brains have been twisted and poisoned,
and they believe that Mother Gaya doesn't like your pickup
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truck or whatever kind of weirdo free kippie stuff these
people believe. Sure, that's a portion of it. But remember
communist protests are all organized and funded. There are ring
leaders at these protests. Oftentimes they work for various dark
money groups. Oftentimes they're funded by you anyway. And these
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ringleaders will actually bounce from group to group. So they
will be on one day and one day they're in
Houston protesting big oil, and then the next day they're
in New York City women are oppressed feminism. Then the
next day they're burning down foot locker in Minneapolis. The poor,
saintly black people are oppressed here in the United States
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of America. Why because they don't actually care about any
of the issues they tell you they care about. Every
single quote separate communist group is not a separate group.
It's all one group with one purpose, the destruction of
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every single thing that you love and hold deer. So
people will show up at one of these protests and
they'll look at a sign that says queers for Palestine.
That's an actual sign. You can actually look at it.
I believe the protest was in New York City, and
we will look at it and we'll say, who are
these people? If you walked into Palestine with that sign,
and you'd get stoned to death. But that doesn't matter
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at all. It has nothing to do with queers or
Palestine or any of the other issues they pretend it is.
It's about burning down America. Now they understand, you can't
sell that, So you have to come up with a
different grievance to appeal to different malcontents. Because in the end,
that's the definition of communism. It's the religion of the malcontent.
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That's what it is. If I stand in front of
a theater with a thousand people in it, and I
tell a thousand people that we're going to go protest
because SUVs are making the world warmer. Maybe I'll only
get twenty people who agree. So I grab those twenty people,
and then I go back on stage and I say,
how many people believe that black people are oppressed by
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the police in this country? Maybe I get twenty more.
Then I go back in and I say how many
believe that women are oppressed? And maybe I get twenty more.
You have to keep fishing for grievance. You keep fishing
in two so you get enough foot soldiers to push
your revolution forward. So when you show up at a
climate protest or you watch one on TV, and all
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of a sudden, they're chanting about how much they love
Hamas and how much how gay friendly they all are,
and you're sitting there confused. You're only confused because you
don't realize the cause is never the cause. The issue
is never the issue. The only issue, to quote Daniel Horowitz,
the revolution. The only issue is the revolution. Every single
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thing they do is in service to the revolution. The
people they go recruit with various grievances are just what
are known as useful idiots. You're mad about this, You're
mad about that your boyfriend left you, your dad wasn't
nice to you. You've decided you hate men. You go
down to costcutters, you get yourself a buzz cut, you
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buy a Subaru out back, you throw on your man Jens,
and you go down to the feminist rally because that's
where the other man hating feminists are. And you're miserable,
and you've found a home around other miserable, bitter people,
and then you will find your life in service to
American communism, because communism is the religion of the malcontent.
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That is how it works, and they're always fishing for them, always,
always on the lookout. It's part of the reason they
infected the civil rights movement. The civil rights movement. Obviously
that's a good movement. You don't want black people treated
like second class citizens. The Soviets identified this back in
the sixties and thought, wait a minute, there are a
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bunch of people that are very angry with America, a
bunch of Americans angry with America. They have a grievance.
And by the way, the agreements do not all have
to be illegitimate. They have a grievance with America. We
could get involved in that movement. We could get involved
and really break America up. I've explained communism before. As
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you know, a big boulder you'll come across when in
Montana and it'll have been shattered. I'm talking about a
boulder the side of a size of a semi truck
and the shatter. It's just so clean, and you wonder
how did that happen. It developed a crack in it,
water got in there, it froze, expanded, pop doesn't matter
how big it is, it's gone. Communism is the water
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seeps into the cracks in your society, freezes, shatters you.
That's why let's move on. Let's talk about these judges.
What do they even get out of all this? Next
Jesse Kelly returns. Next it is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Friday and ass doctor Jesse Friday. One more
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word on this whole thing here because it kind of
goes along the lines of what we were talking about,
and then I'll get to the other stuff. Jesse. Recently,
you talked about the importance of elected officials spending time
in their districts doing town halls. Our Democrat cong's been
Paul Tonko of New York just held a town hall
where he had to deal with rowdy, deranged communists who
were shouting free Gaza and even calling for Chuck Schumer
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to be replaced. I'm getting all excited from all the winds,
but struggling to decide if I should be happy about
the division among Democrats. Are concerned that so many committed
street communists are out there. Well, one, we can be
happy that Democrats are flailing. Remember that, be happy about
that that in the short term, the modern Democrat Party,
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this version of the Democrat Party failing and flailing, is
a good thing in the short term because these animals
cannot be allowed back in power again. These people freaking
sent the FBI after their political opponents for four years.
These people were evil, deeply evil. So in the short
term we can celebrate that, and we should. In the
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long term, as I've said a bunch as much as
it hurts to hear, we need the Democrat Party to
improve and change because we can't save this country long
term if half the country hates it. We can't. We
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don't have to have Democrats be the same as Republicans
of course, not of course, that you can have two
different parties. Ideally you'd have several different parties like so
many countries do. But you can have two different parties.
But you can't have two different parties with one of
them trying to burn everything down. It just doesn't work.
The example I keep giving is true. If ob decides
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she wants to burn down my home, well, it's easier
to destroy than it is to build. If I don't
want her to, I may catch her two times, three times.
I may catch her twenty times and stop her before
she can light the curtains on fire. But it's not
realistic to think that I'm going to be able to
stop her every time. If she's trying to burn it down.
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I need her to change. I need her to change
how she feels or long term, the house is gonna go.
And that brings us That actually brings us to the
judges here perfectly. Hey Jesse, I heard your explanation of
why commis and robes do what they do, But what
do they personally get out of it? For someone to
work that hard and go as far as to try
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to turn an airplane around and bring back murders I
mean work it as if a family's life depended on
it money and new house vacations. What okay, So let
me explain that judge. Particularly, let's talk about that judge,
the one who ordered the gang full of or the
plane full of rapists to turn around and come back
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to America. No, we want MS thirteen back here. You
can't even understand how that kind of a mind works
if you find out what his daughter does. His daughter
not only has I believe she has, she her pronouns surprise,
his daughter works for a USA funded nonprofit that works
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right in the middle of all these common causes. In fact,
hold on, let me let me read you something here.
I'll bet you'll love this. Why would he do it?
His daughter works for something called Partners for Justice to
five oh one C three. That's a charity. What is
the Partners for Justice? Well, this is from their website,
our impact supporting those in need, transforming the system. It's
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a communist group. Partners for Justice is transforming public defenders
into a robust network of dynamic, people centered service centers
to reduce incarceration, increase equity, and positively impact the lies
of those harmed by cycles of incarceration. It's a communist group,
it's a pro crime communist group. What does the judge
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get out of that? Often times it just comes down
to money, But it goes beyond that. And I've used that.
I used to use this example all the time. I'll
bring it up again. I guess we're going back to
a lot of things I've said before today. You know,
I call our corrupt institutions. Now that they all work together,
I call it the system. There's a lot of words
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for it. People call it the regime or the cathedral.
I've always called it the system. Every institution has been infected, corrupted,
and now they all work together. Okay, there is such
thing as a system membership card, if you will, where
you can say and do horrible things that make normal
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people just aghast recoil in horror. But if it gets
you in good standing with the system, you will say
and do those things anyway, because of the profit, because
of the inclusion that comes with being a member of
good stand inside the system. There are more examples of
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this than I can be of Jensaki. Where did Jensaki
end up as press secretary? She ran cover for a
dementia adult president for two years lying through her teeth
every single day. When she finally left, did she retire
in disgrace as she hiding out in a cabin in Alaska? Nope,
immediately into a multimillion dollar cable news gig. Stephen Colbert.
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Not funny at all, he runs one of the late
night shows. Not funny at all, painfully not funny. How
in the world is he star? I think he has
a ten million dollars a year gig. I believe it's
something like That's crazy? How this guy did song in
dance numbers? Encouraging people to take the vaccine one of
the most embarrassing things ever. That puts you in good
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standing with the system. If you're an evil judge and
you've been appointed there. Remember Chuck Schumer said, that's why
you put them there. Chuck Schumer bragged about it. We
put them there. We put these judges there to stop Trump.
You put the judges into place. The Democrats put the
judges into place. That judge one, he has a full
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understanding of why he's there. He understands his job is
to stop Trump, stop Republicans at every turn. He also
understands this. No matter how mad you get it him,
no matter how mad I get at him. When he
or someone in his family, when they need or want
something from the system, they will have it. So if
I'm sitting there in a judge's robe, and let's say
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I'm a dirty communist with no morality whatsoever, I can
point to a plane full of filthy illegals and say,
bring it back to America. And if I do it,
even if I get defined, even if I fail, the
system will recognize that I am a member of good standing.
And let's say, let's say OB's a little bored. She's
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already starting to get there. The kids are getting older,
more self sufficient. I want IB wants a gig, she
wants something to do. Hey, you know, but there's this
filthy communist organization five A one C three funded with
taxpayer money. They bring in about a billion dollars a year.
I'd really like her. I'd like her to sit on
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the board of that organization. The board members all make
half a million a year. I'd like OB to get
on that board. Well, I'm a member of good standing
with the system. A couple of phone calls, OB's got
her board membership. This judge's daughter, how do you think
she weaseled away into that job. My cousin, my brother, this,
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this guy needs this, This guy needs that. Everything you
wants a phone call away. It's no different than how
every other communist system has always worked in a communist
run country, whether it's East Germany Soviet Union, doesn't matter.
The members the card carrying members of the Communist Party,
they have access to things that people who aren't members
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don't have access to. It's part of how they get
so many people trying to join, applications through the roof.
Go look up East Germany applications through the roof to join.
Why were there that many people who just love communism? No,
I need a good job. I don't like where I live.
I need a better job, any better pay, any good benefits.
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My kid needs to get into this school. I need
to become a member of the Communist Party. Here in
the United States of America, it works in the exact
same way. That's why. That's why that judge in black
robes brings back a plane full of murderers and goes
to sleep like a baby every night. That's why. All right,
we have one of the heavier questions I've ever had
(27:41):
to answer on this show. It's about divorce, and then
from that we'll move on. Lighten things up a little bit.
Before we do that, let's talk about saving a baby.
Since we're about to get heavy, let's talk about saving
a baby. Preborn saves lives every day, two hundred day,
that's how many. How do they do it. They set
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up these pro life clinics around the country. They're in
the highest abortion areas. That's where they set them up.
They then provide free ultrasounds to women who want to
have an abortion. The ultrasound is the greatest tool in
the fight for life. The greatest tool we have twenty
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eight dollars is what that ultrasound costs. If we can
get that woman in there, if we can get her
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dot com slash jesse is where you give preborn dot
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doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right, Jesse Kelly.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and
(29:09):
ask doctor Jesse Friday, and yes, we are going to
lighten it up here in just a few minutes because
people have questions about dairy queen decorating the studio driving
slow in the fast lane. But I have to. I
do feel kind of obligated to answer this one, and
I don't know if I'm going to help at all
as it is an ass Doctor Jesse Friday. Member, you
(29:31):
can steal email the show whatever you want, love, hate,
death threats Jesse at jessekellyshow dot com. The subject of
this one is politics and divorce, Jesse. When COVID started,
my wife of fourteen years, and I decided she would
be a stay at home mom and homeschool our daughter.
Since then, somehow she has become an extreme far left
(29:54):
liberal liberal. I'm probably further right than even you. We
get along other than politics and have always considered each
other our best friend. This week she has decided we
are no longer compatible and that she wants a divorce.
I am totally shocked, hurt, and feel betrayed. Any suggestions
(30:15):
would be appreciated. Please do not use my name, and
of course I will not. First, please say a prayer
for this gentleman and his wife and their family as
they go through something like this. Second, I don't know
that this is going to help. I don't know that
it'll make you feel better at all. But I'll tell
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you this. One time, I had a friend of mine,
actually I still have him, he's still around. Sorry, have
a friend and his wife. His wife got she had
a surgery. I think it was a back surgery, if
I remember right. And this is back in the day
where they used to hand out those super strong pain
(31:00):
pills like candy, vic it In and Percocet and stuff
like that. Those are a lot harder to come by now,
but it used to be they would just hand those
things out. I remember when I had my emergency appendectomy,
they handed me a full bottle of Percocet with a
refill you just to go down, and that kind of stuff.
It was all the time, and a lot of people,
a lot of people got hooked. In fact, they blamed
(31:23):
the rise of heroin and whatnot on the pills. People
would get hooked on that and they would want to
keep it going. They'd run out of prescription. You'd want
to chase that high. You know, it's addiction. Drugs are
a hard world. They're an ugly world. Anyway, this guy's
wife got hooked on paying pills bad and they had
two kids. And he used to pour his soul out
(31:49):
to me about how much it was killing him. And
it was killing him because she went from being this
unbelievable mother, unbelievable wife. They're the couple, you know what
they are. They were the couple that you get jealous of,
even if you have a great marriage, great relationship. They
were just so happy all the time. They were just
(32:11):
so happy, so in love, and she was wonderful and
he was wonderful, and she just turned into a disaster.
Kids would go with He'd come home from work. The kids,
they were young, not not school age, would not have
eaten lunch or dinner. They'd been missing two meals. He'd
come home from work and have to make something. He'd
(32:33):
find his wife just zoned out in the backyard. It
was that it was bad, Chris. It was really really sad.
And he was I mean, he loved her, obviously loved
her a lot. And he would tell me Jesse, what
do I do? I love her, Jesse, what do I do?
And I'll tell him the same thing I'm telling you
about your wife. You are married, and yes she is
(32:58):
still married, but you are now her second husband. You
were number two. She is married to the pills. Now
doesn't mean she doesn't love you. It doesn't mean she
will always be married to the pills. But for now,
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for the time being, you can consider yourself not married
for the time being because you are number two. Pow
over the kids over you. The drugs have gotten a
hold of her and nothing you can do now. This
particular story of my buddy doesn't have the happiest ending.
They did end up getting a divorce, he got full custody,
(33:39):
but she ended up cleaning up her life about five
ten years later, she ended up getting cleaned up. So
I guess in that way it was good. Now your wife,
I am one hundred percent positive if she chose to
homeschool your daughter and you guys have always been that
close that she has spent too much time on social media,
probably too much time. I'm with poisonous TV shows in
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the background, and it's poisoned her mind and her soul.
But if she's a far lefty now. The reason she
wants a divorce is she's found someone else. His name
is Communism, And that doesn't mean they're always going to
be in love. Doesn't mean she can't come out of it,
(34:24):
doesn't mean that, but it also doesn't mean she will.
She may simply prefer him over you, and there's no
way I can make that easier. There's no way I
can take away the pain of what that would feel like.
I can't. I can't say anything that's going to make
you feel better. But right now she's married to someone else,
(34:48):
and what you need, what you need is her to
stop now. Yeah, Chris, counseling is a great option. I
don't know if you're faith based people, because you've got
to be really careful accounting now because psychiatry has been
taken over by the Communists too. But even if you're
not a faith based couple, I know there are wonderful
churches that offer better accounting that you'll have better accounting
(35:10):
options there if you can get her into something like that. Obviously,
especially with a daughter, do everything you can to keep
it together. But Communism shattering families is not new, it's
what they do. It is what they do. We've had
this talk a million times on the air. They shatter
(35:31):
your family on purpose. That's why they try to teach
your son how to be gay. That's why they teat
That's why they teach your daughter to hate your parents.
That's why you sent your daughter off to Harvard and
you got back some purple haired freak who hate your guts.
Communists shatter families on purpose. That is how they are taught.
(35:52):
And we will pray for you. Please again say a
prayer for this man and his wife and their daughter
as they go through hell here. But I hope that
explained it. I don't know if it helped, but you
really need to go see somebody, do everything you can
to save it before you walk away. I'll put it
to you that way. All right, Let's get off of
that stuff. Huh. Talk about dairy queen, Let's talk about decorating,
(36:16):
Let's discuss treason and more. Before we discuss those things,
let's talk about chalk. Let's talk about feeling full of energy.
Aren't you tired of being tired? The afternoon hits and
you reach for the pot of coffee. There you are
in the break room at work with your tenth cup
of coffee a day because you're out of gas. Why
(36:40):
don't you give me ninety days with chalk inside your
body and tell me if you still need that coffee.
You may still go for it, but you won't need
it anymore. The energy level, the focus level is what
I hear from people all the time, email after email
after email, Jesse. I've been on a female vitality stack
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(37:02):
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