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January 23, 2025 36 mins

The FACE Act and what the Biden DOJ did after the Supreme Court overturning Roe v Wade. The American culture is not compatible with the cultures of barbarians. Putting Marines on the border. Jesse's history of hanging Christmas lights. 

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is that Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Thursday. The week is almost over. We are cruising
right along, and before I continue anymore, I should have
done this in the open of the show, but I

(00:31):
had it kind of set aside and I just kind
of forgot about it. To be honest with you, want
to make sure I give Donald Trump all the credit
in the world for pardoning those pro lifers. Today the
Biden administration, well, Democrats now they're evil human beings. And
what happened after Roversus weighed with the Face Act is

(00:53):
one of the more overtly evil things I can remember
happening in this country. Just in case you don't remembers,
way got overturned, because this is actually not about abortion.
This is just about how you do things, how you
conduct yourself. Roversus way got overturned. Okay, so the left
freaking out about it, Ah, it's the end of the world.
Most of the right was pretty happy. Good's that's good.

(01:15):
We can stop murdering the unborn. That sounds good. But
what it really is not about abortion. It doesn't matter
how you feel about abortion. The Supreme Court. They are
the ones who overturned Roe versus Wade. Well, after the
Supreme Court overturned Roe versus Wade, communists inside the walls

(01:36):
of the Justice Department decided they were going to do
something about that. But what can you do about that?
You're the Department of Justice. The Supreme Court has ruled.
It's not like you can go and say no, please reconsider,
or you can just kind of ignore them. The Supreme
Court ruled, what do you do? Well, what they decided

(01:59):
to do was dig up an old, obscure law that
was not in use anymore by anybody, called the Face Act.
And they used an old law. Remember, people forget, this
was in retribution for Roe versus Way being overturned. The

(02:20):
communists went and dug up an old law and began
rounding up pro life activists and sending them to prison.
That alone, it doesn't Honestly, it doesn't matter if your
as pro life as me, or you're one of the
kill them all, let God sort them out, savages, or
anywhere in between. It's not about the issue of abortion.

(02:42):
Do you realize how profoundly evil and out of line
that is? You could easily make the argument that every
person at the DOJ responsible for that should be sent
to one of my prison camps that I'm going to
design and run in Greenland, should be sent to prison
for the rest of your life. If you threw a

(03:05):
hissy fit about Rovers's wade and you went and started
rounding up pro life pastors and grandma's and chucking them
into prison, and the Federal Bureau of Investigation, that despicable
federal law enforcement armed the cheka. They were more than
willing to go along every single step of the way.

(03:26):
Chris grab that Mark hal testimony, Mark hel can you
remember Mark Halk, Mark Halk pastor, completely peaceful man, family, man, wife,
bunch of kids. He's doing activism, completely legal activism. Some
nutball training activist comes up to him and his teenage son.

(03:47):
They getting a little altercation, nothing major. The cops come say, oh,
there's no charges to be brought here, nothing major at all.
Let the whole thing go. Everything has been let go.
These animals at the DOJ, they went and dug up
an incident that had been that everyone had let go,
and they decided they were going to charge Mark with felonies. Well, again,

(04:09):
Mark is a normal, polite human being a normal human being.
And so Mark gets an attorney, as you should, and
he has his attorney reach out to the Federal Bureau
of Investigation and say, hey, I realized that you wanted
me to come in. I'll turn myself in. And they
said no, no, no, no, no no, and then they sent

(04:30):
the swap team to his house. Here's Mark.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I want you to know that the Philadelphia PD and
the DA in Philadelphia, as well as a civil fairs apartment,
did not intend to prosecute. They had no interest in that.
Five days later, this is twenty twenty two, I would
serve as a target letter on the same street corner
with my twelve year old boy, twelve, a target letter
that I was a target of a federal indictment. Fast

(04:52):
forward to September twenty third. My attorneys reached out stating
that we would peacely present ourselves to the district. There'll
be no need to come out to his house and
disrupt his family and cause any trauma to them, that
he's a peaceful man.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
He will come in Pause August use real quick. I
know you already know this because we've talked about it before.
That's a dream for law enforcement, for everybody involved. There's
nothing better for law enforcement for people who are being
charged themselves. Everybody wins when you just come turn yourself

(05:29):
in because you keep law enforcement out of a potentially
dangerous situation, sticking guns in your face, kicking indoors that
could be a hazardous profession. You keep the suspect themselves
out of any danger when it's all just an agreement,
when it's all peaceful, that's what you want as a
law enforcement officer. You know, when someone's turning himself in peacefully,

(05:52):
everybody's going to go to bed safely that night. It's
a dream Mark how it goes to the FBI and
has his lawyer tell them, hey, man, I'll turn myself in.
Just you don't have to come arrest me or anything
like that. I'll come, let you do it whatever.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Go on trauma to them that he's a peaceful man,
he will come in. In August of twenty twenty two,
my attorney reached out to me and says, have you
heard from the assistant US attorney? I said no, she
won't return my phone calls. He says, I said, well,
maybe we'll just let sleeping dogs lie. On September twenty third,
My home was rated by ten unmarked and marked units,

(06:30):
state troopers federal law enforcement personnel. I had five federal
agents on my doorstep at six thirty in the morning
with long guns pointed at me and my seven children.
They banged on the door and they said open up.
They did not even declare who they were that day.
They didn't even ask me, could you please open the
door with the FBI. They just said open up.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
I went to the door. I was up. I said
who is it. They said, it's the FBI. Open up.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
So I opened up the door peacefully. I said, please
stay calm. I have seven babies in here. They appointed
m sixteen guns at me and my wife. My wife
comes down says, do you have a warrant for his arrest?
They said, we're taking him with or without a warrant.
My wife said, you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
That's kidnapping.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
We proceeded to go into a four and a half
month trial that would, as you know and have said previously,
that we were acquitted of But I was facing eleven
years in prison, and I had every prospect in my
heart that I would be in federal prison away from
my seal seven children.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
The Department of Justice in response to a Supreme Court
ruling they didn't know it didn't like sent the cheka
after innocent Americans like animals. The FBI was all too
willing to participate, using the most drastic gestapo tactics they
could come up with. That's how evil democrats are. Not

(07:56):
your dad's democrats were not talking JFK. Modern democrats are evil,
truly truly evil. That is indefensible. I don't even know
that your liberal aunt Peggy could come up with the
defense of that, So she'd probably do what communists do
all the time. She'd probably change the subject or call

(08:17):
you a Nazi. They love the name call when you
do that, or she'd lie. By the way, have you
ever noticed we love to play the hate voicemails we get.
Have you ever noticed something, and all the hate voicemails
we've gotten, we have never not one time had a
single thing that even represented something that was specific. Every
time is you're a liar, hang up, You're you're full

(08:40):
of crap, hang up. There's never anything they can point to.
It's always just screaming and yelling that anyway, back to
what I was talking about, Trump, who's been given guff
in the past by myself included for his soft on
life stand. He's not as hardcore on the issue as

(09:02):
I am. Trump deserves all the credit in the world today.
Just like he did for the January sixth political protesters,
Trump turned those wonderful pro lifers free today, set them
free from federal prison. He is setting a lot of
things right in the first four days. He's doing so well.

(09:23):
I am so encouraged. I hope you are encouraged. And
he's standing in front of the World Economic Forum saying
things like this.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Think we're going to be demanding is we're going to
be demanding respect from other nations. Canada we have a
tremendous deficit with Canada. We're not going to have that anymore.
We can't do it. I don't know if it's good
for them. As you probably know, I say, you can
always become a state and of your estate, we won't
have a deficit, we won't have to tear if you
et cetera, et cetera. But Canada has been very tough

(09:52):
to deal with over the years, and it's not fair
that we should have a two hundred billion or two
hundred and fifty billion dollar deficit We don't need them
to make our cars, and they make a lot of them.
We don't need their lumber because we have our own forests,
et cetera, et cetera. We don't need their oil and
gas our we have more than anybody.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
We'll set the tariff thing aside for a moment. Isn't
it nice to have a president who advocates for us,
not trying to be seen as being a good guy
by the European Union and by the word economic form.
And I hope they think I'm a good guy and
I'll give them another billion and you can walk all
over it, and you can. Isn't it nice to have

(10:31):
somebody speak that way about us on our behalf? Gosh,
I enjoy it. Historically we've had those presidents. And you
probably already know that because you're already taking your online
classes from Hillsdale, right, Oh, Jesse, I can't afford it.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
No, No, Hillsdale's offering more than forty classes online, free, free.
They have all this wonderful knowledge in these online classes,
and they want everyone to know, not just those little
geniuses who are enrolled in Hillsdale. It's for idiots like me,
like you, like Chris Well, he probably can't get to it.

(11:08):
But for you and me, go you want to. You
want to? You want to course on the rise and
fall of the Roman Empire that interest you at all?
Constitution C. S. Lewis the Book of Genesis. Do these
subjects fascinate you? They fascinate everybody? Well, how about learning
more about them for free and then rubbing your wisdom
in the face of all your friends and family. Hillsdale

(11:30):
dot edu slash Jesse is where you go to enroll.
Hillsdale dot edu slash Jesse. We'll be back feeling a
little stocky. Follow like and subscribe on social at Jesse
Kelly DC. It is a Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday,

(11:51):
reminding you to email your ask doctor Jesse questions in
tomorrow for tomorrow email those into Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. This wonderful refugee making America better didn't shoot
the sheriff, but he did stab his casework. That's terrible.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
I mean, obviously the person is trying to do their job,
which is to help that person assimilate, and for whatever reason,
this is the reaction he has.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Sheriff Mike Bouchard says a refugee helped by the caseworker,
somehow tracked down the caseworker's home address on Red Root Road,
showed up and stabbed them repeatedly, putting the victim in
the hospital in critical condition.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
We don't know specifically what his complaint was or his
motive was, because the individual that was attacked is in
surgery as we speak.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Don't know what his motive was. Did you see what
happened in Germany yesterday? Some animal from Afghanistan walked into
a daycare kindergarten. I've heard it called both, I don't know.
It's in Germany and massacred a two year old boy
and a forty one year old man who was trying
to protect him. Just walked right into class, found a

(13:03):
two year old boy, and butchered him right there on
the spot. I'm not sure what the motivation is, so
allow me to explain to all these soft American bleeding
hearts around the planet, there are cultures that look nothing

(13:24):
like our culture, where people are raised as barbarians with
a completely different moral compass than the one you have
luxuriated in here as an American. There are people, look
I told you before to look up. But I think

(13:45):
we did this last night or the other night when
we were talking about how blessed we are to live
in America. But I'll do it with you right now
unless you're driving. Don't do this if you're driving, but
look up a favella, a Brazilian favella, because we're gonna
do a little something. Fa Vella. What a great word.
It's fun to say too, A Brazilian favella. Okay, you
see that, I want you to look. Doesn't even matter
what picture you're looking at. You see those stacks and

(14:06):
stacks of misery, Well, those are very poor neighborhoods in
Latin America. Drug dealers the worst kind of crime you
can imagine. The infrastructure is a disaster. God forbid, there's
an earthquake, everyone just dies. If you were born into
one of those as a child, you will be surrounded

(14:27):
by animals for most of your life, violence, gangs. As
a young child, you don't dream of going to Disney World.
That's outside of the realm of possibility for you. You're
just trying to get to and from your tiny, very
dangerous school without getting murdered. You will see people die.

(14:48):
You will on the way to school, step over dead
bodies at some point in your lifetime. All you know
in are surrounded by is violence and misery. And we
take people who were raised in that environment and we
bring them into a civilized society, and we're stunned when

(15:12):
they don't adhere to our social norms. These are people.
There are people all over the planet who don't share
your moral compass at all. I brought up Somalia before
just because of how wide spread the savagery is there

(15:33):
over ninety percent female genital mutilation. I know there are
families listening, and this will always be a show you
can listen to with your kids, So I'm not elaborating
at all from there. You can use your imagination or
look it up if you have your parents' permission. Kids.

(15:53):
But it's absolutely one of the most despicable, barbaric things
I've ever seen in my life. And it's not like
it happens once or twice. That's the culture of Somalia.
That's just what you do. Oh it's our baby girl. Hey,
let's cover up heah, bob. That's a culture around the planet.

(16:14):
There are cultures around the planet where fathers and brothers
if the daughter violates some cultural norm. They're called honor killings.
They've happened here in America. Fathers, instead of loving and
protecting their own baby girls, they will go grab them,

(16:36):
drag them out of their houses in the middle of
the night or in broad daylight, and beat them the
death in front of everybody else. And that's not a
every now and then. That's the culture period. You step
out of line, daddy will come beat you to death
in front of everybody else. There are barbarians on this
planet and barbaric cultures around this planet that should never

(16:59):
be brought into your country ever, And yet it happens
all the time here because well, these people don't care
about you all. The Democrats who brought them in on purpose,
they don't care about you at all, you, your culture,
your norms. In fact, they despise it so much. They
love it that people come in here and bring whatever

(17:20):
kind of weird, random crap they happen to bring into
this country. Have you ever now I realize Boukley has
got that place cleaned up. Have you ever studied before
their current guy got in there, what it was like
in El Salvador. Murder was just every day, all day

(17:42):
that's how you grew up. That's all you knew. Guys
with tattoos on their faces cutting people's heads off in
broad daylight. There are places around the planet that are
dark man dark, and you don't have even the tiniest
moral obligation to go to that despicable culture and bring

(18:05):
it into your country. Remember that, let's do some emails
before we get to prisons. January sixth, Judiciary Committee and more.
Hang on, he doesn't care if you believe him, but
he's right, Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.

(18:25):
The deportations have begun. Some sanity is back into the
into this country, into the culture, certainly into the government.
Life is good. Trump's over there making fun of bank
executives to their face.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
And by the way, speaking of you, and you've done
a fantastic job. But I hope you start opening your
bank to conservatives because many conservatives complain that the banks
are not allowing them to do business within the bank,
and that it.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
That's Trump's scolding the CEO of Bank of America. It's
been freaking great. Stephen Miller's out there talking about Look,
we're just getting started.

Speaker 6 (18:59):
The initial immigran raids have already arrested and removed some
of the most vicious criminals in this country, including child
pornography cases, homicide cases, sexual assault, tax on children. And
this is just a very beginning in the effort to
liberate this country from the migrant criminal threat. In the
coming days, you're going to see a massive scale up

(19:22):
in enforcement activities all across the country to dismantle this
criminal network.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
They're scaling up, They're starting to bring in other agencies
and putting them to work on this task. It's wonderful
to see it actually happening. Anyway, let's get to some emails.
Dear Jesse. What kind of a man hires out the
installation of shelves in his garage or the installation of
Christmas lights? I'll tell you, a man with small hands

(19:49):
attempting to emulate Doug m Hoff's new masculinity. Check your chalk, man,
it sounds like you may be taking OB's female vitality
stack by mistake.

Speaker 7 (20:00):
Ha ha.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Okay, first, I need to explain a couple of things
about the Christmas lights. I have always hung my own
Christmas lights, always hung my own Christmas lights. They're you know,
how we've started to lose trust in our government. And
we'll make this about the FBI. Why do you not

(20:21):
trust the FBI now? Well, they let you down time
after time after time they kept violating that trust, and
over enough, a long enough period of time, with enough
of these incidents, now you don't trust them at all,
and you shouldn't. That's very similar to what happened to
me with the Christmas lights. I'm not a huge detail guy.

(20:45):
And when the Christmas lights, when we put them away,
you know, we always had one of the plastic tubs
like you have. We would put them in the plastic tub,
roll them up, put them in the tub, wait for
next year. I had put them on two years ago,
I think it was. I'd put them up and Ab was.

(21:06):
I don't want to say she was out of town.
She was not at home when I put them up.
I forget where she was. So it's just me and
the boys. I'm up on the ladder, I'm hanging them up,
got the hooks up. I'm hanging up my Christmas lights
and whatnot. And I stepped back away. It gets dark,
and she's keep in mind, she's super excited that she's
gonna come home to find Christmas lights on. I can't

(21:28):
wait to see the Christmas lights. Christmas lights, Christmas lights. Now,
this was an ordeal to get them up. But I
got them all up, got everything done, got the ladder
put away, and it was time for that wonderful moment
in every man's life where you turn on the Christmas
lights after it gets dark and you get to admire
your handiwork. Everybody likes to admire his handiwork. Turn on

(21:48):
the lights and they look great, except for over the garage.
You see, I thought the lights look the same. There
is most definitely a different difference between clear lights and
kind of yellowish clear lights. And right in the middle

(22:09):
of the garage, I went from clear lights to about
a nine foot span of yellow lights, back to clear lights.
And it could not have been more obvious. But in
a way, it almost looked like a design. Yes it did, Chris,
It almost looked intentional. As I'm sitting there looking, I'm

(22:30):
thinking to myself, you know, we mixed it up over
the top of the garage. No big deal, right, So
I just congratulate myself on a job well done, go inside,
crack a beer, put my feet up, and congratulate me
for being me. Bob calls on the way home says,
other Christmas lights done. I said, yes, they are. Wait

(22:52):
till you see them. They look great. Bob gets home.
I didn't hear from her from outside, which was unusual.
Normally she'd be like, come out here so we can
take a picture from him. But I didn't get any
of that. And she comes in and she says to me, so,

(23:13):
are you done with the Christmas lights? And I said yes, Princess.
I could already tell about the tone of her voice,
there was something wrong. I suspect that it may have
been the garage, but I said, yes, Princess, I'm all done.
I did that for you, love you. But from there
she went on to explain that we cannot keep the
lights up like that. The whole neighborhood can see. I

(23:35):
was already getting texts for my friends in the neighborhood. Hey,
I could see you got the lights up. Good job
on the garage. But that's when I explained to her
the cat was already out of the bag. We can't
fix it now. I'll get it done next year. Well,
next year came around and I was ready, fully ready
to get the Christmas lights. This would be this past Christmas,

(23:58):
and she said, no, oh, I called somebody. We've apparently
she found some veteran Christmas lights service. That's all. It's
all veterans putting up the Christmas lights. No, we're getting
veterans to do it this year because you can't match
the lights anymore. So I always did put up my
Christmas lights. Someone else did it. As far as the
garage shelving goes, I actually have built my own garage

(24:20):
shelving before with my father. I'm talking the measuring, the cutting,
the drilling, the everything I've put What Chris was, how
old was I fourteen fifteen? I would say fourteen fifteen. No,
I was actually doing it, do it. I grew up
in a construction family. I was doing it. These shelves
are beyond my expertise. I don't know how to put

(24:43):
up the shelving. I mean I could figure it out,
but put up that rack that's steel rack shelving above
the garage is not easy, and you got to make
sure that look. It's just not easy. I don't need
my man card. Question comment down, Kelly. I've been saying,
what Chris, if it falls, Yeah, that's exactly right, Chris,
there's a safety thing. I guess I need to explain further.

(25:05):
There's a safety thing involved in the shelving above the
garage and that I'm putting heavy stuff I'm throwing up there,
and it's above people's heads. I don't want to come
home one day and find out that one of the
kids got squashed like a bug. I want to make
sure it's done right. Comment down, Kelly. I've been saying,
put the Marines on the border, even Clinton, put the

(25:28):
Marines on the border is first term. So I want
to say, look, I love that we are taking it seriously.
I love that we're sending troops down there. I love
that we're finally securing the border of this country. But
I'll tell you something that I've said before the Marines.
You don't want the Marines down on the border long

(25:49):
term infantry marines. Infantry marines are very versatile, very good
fighting force, but they are made to break things. They
are created for action and breaking things. And if you
want Marines to get themselves into trouble, go stick them

(26:10):
somewhere and let them get bored. Everybody who's ever been
a marine knows you get let a bunch of young
testosterone filled infantry marines get bored. That's when something dumb
and probably damaging is going to happen. I'm glad we're
setting in them down now. I'm glad that we are

(26:31):
making sure the cartels know we are dead serious about
securing the border. So I'm not complaining. But believe me
what I tell you. You do not want United States Marines
dug in for an extended period of time on the
southern border, or something's getting blown up and somebody's gonna die,
and they'll just believe me, someone's going to die. It

(26:54):
is a guarantee. You cannot put them there. But I
watched it happen myself in Iraq after we had won
the war. But then we were doing these various security
operations and you're trying to track down a thief here
a terrorist area or putting down riots and things like that.
But you give us too much time to sit around

(27:16):
be bored. Oh, I watch things get broken. I watch
things get broken. Trust me, that's a recipe for disaster.
We'll make fun of Rashida talib to some headlines. We
didn't get to this scott descent guy. He's all over
the illegal immigration stuff. Too, man. I gotta give him
some credit for that. We'll do all that next. Before

(27:37):
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he smarter than everyone who knows? Does he think so?

Speaker 8 (28:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:46):
The Jesse Kelly Show, It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show On a Wonderful Thursday,
I have really exciting news. We have any kids sports
this weekend, nothing to do except for whatever we want
to do. I'm going shooting. Gosh, I'm trying to drag

(29:06):
the whole family out shooting, and we're gonna load magazines
into our fingers bleed. It's gonna be so much fun.
I can't wait. Also, Scott Passent, the Treasury Secretary, This dude,
who is the Scotch.

Speaker 8 (29:19):
What is the economic impact potentially of the kind of
deportation he's talking about?

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Where would you find those workers otherwise?

Speaker 7 (29:25):
Well, and you know, I would just say I dispute
those GDP numbers because if it were good, why wouldn't
we just have a road from Tara del Fuego to
the Rio Grand and let everybody who wants to come
in in. We could double GDP, but per capita GDP
per American would drop substantially. It is about American citizens'
standards of living.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Where do we get this common sense from? That sounds wonderful.
Speaking of illegals, Rashida Tleeb is screaming and yelling and
braying on the house floor.

Speaker 8 (29:57):
It will separate families, It would lead again to continue discrimination.
It's shameful. That my colleagues are giving into racists and
fear mongering at the first opportunity to pass legislation to
scapegoat our immigrant neighbors and fuel hate in our communities.
I know what's gonna happen. It won't just be undocumented,
it will be people like my mother who will get
stopped and profiled. She had to carry her US passport around.

(30:21):
Are we asking people loud to have documentation?

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yes? Actually, yes? What is wrong with having documentation? If
you are in this country, if you are here on
a visa, if you're here legally, you should carry with
you documentation proving that you're here legally. When I travel abroad,

(30:46):
you know, I'm a bit of a European traveler. Now,
don't shake your head, Chris. Everywhere I go, I carry
my American passport. Yes, I have a right to be here.
Here's my passport, here's my STEMP, and these are in
civilized countries. Yes, you should actually have to carry documentation around.
It's crazy they keep throwing these things out as if
this is the craziest thing ever, and it's always the

(31:08):
most common sense, basic thing in the world. The bottom
line is, as we've talked about many times. The entire
planet has come around to this way of thinking that
you should just be allowed to come here whenever you want. Well,
if you're poor, sure, if there's a war in your country, sure,
gangbanger doesn't matter. Just everybody come on in. American refugee

(31:28):
doesn't matter. American citizenship means nothing at all because America
sucks anyway. So you can come in, and you can
come in, and you can come in. And what do
you mean, I'm gonna have to show my papers? Yes, yes,
you should have to show your papers. Yes, that's what
we're saying. Oh and back to what I was talking
about in the very beginning of the show. If you
missed it, you can download it on Iheartspotify, iTunes speed.

(31:54):
We need these confirmations from the US Senate to get
down much more rapidly than they are. Yeah, we got
Ratcliffe today. Woo, that's good, I mean happy about Ratcliffe.
Where's Pam Bondy, where's Pete Hegseth? Why is this taking
so long? The communists inside the government are moving.

Speaker 9 (32:11):
One other note on this issue of them asking for
callouts for people within these agencies who may have information
on federal employees who may have been disguising certain DEI initiatives.
We should note CNN reported just last week that there
were federal employees within these agencies working to quietly edit
job descriptions and policy descriptions because they feared this very

(32:35):
day would come wolf.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
They're there as we speak, using every single minute of
every single day. Actually, that's not fair their government employees.
They're using every single minute of their three hour workday
to try to make sure communism is cemented further into
the federal government. We don't have another week. Well, let's

(32:59):
go through the weekend. I gotta do my recess. Well,
we'll let it play out. I mean, we have to
do it the right way of the No, no, no,
no no. We need these people in there now. Reforms
must start right now. Let's move with some speed for
the first time ever. Oh so, before I get the
headlines tomorrow's ask doctor Jesse Friday, get your questions emailed

(33:21):
in now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. And
they better be nice, nicer than this one. Hey, anti
communist warrior, Jesse, are you at an advantage when parallel
parking with your small hands? It's not very nice. Actually,
it's my huge hands that give me such an advantage

(33:41):
because they just have a better grip on the wheel,
just have I have more. I have more of me
attached to the car that allows me to I don't
look you see the road, I feel the road. And
I can't believe the hatred I have been I have
gotten over the last twenty four hours since people found
out that I am a superior parallel parker to virtually everybody.

(34:04):
I'm so good at it, I do it in front
of large crowds and receive compliments for my parking afterwards.
Has anyone ever complimented you on your parking? I thought not.
And now here's a headline, but go you know, you
know the thing headlines We didn't get to Bureau of
Prisons director out as Trump's Justice Department reforms takes shape. Yes,

(34:28):
that would be the prison director who oversaw the abuse
of the wonderful January sixth political prisoners. She couldn't leave,
couldn't leave fast enough. West Point appears to end its
diversity and inclusion studies. Minor probably a good little reminder
that you could go to West Point, one of the
most revered military institutions on the planet, and you could

(34:50):
minor in diversity and inclusion. The rot inside of the
military is so deep it's going to take take Pete
hagg seth All four years to try to clean this
gunk out. Marilynd mom learns the state declared her dead
when she tries to renew a driver's license. Surprised because
I'm still here. Wouldn't that be sweet if you found

(35:12):
out the state thought you were dead, and then you
wouldn't have to pay taxes?

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Right?

Speaker 7 (35:16):
So?

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Hear me? I perked your ears up, didn't it, Chris?
Imagine that No, I'm dead, no taxes for me. Trump
provokes security protection for Pompeo, a former aid I'll be
interested as the weeks go by to find out exactly
how the Pompeo Trump relationship chafed. It was not long

(35:37):
ago Trump was still considering Mike Pompeio for an important
role in his administration. Now Trump is yanking his protection.
I bet you something happened there. Chris wrote that one
down Yemen's houthies say support for Palestinians led to the
US terrorist designation. No, I think the US terrorist designation

(35:58):
we gave you is because you keep a backing are
shipping you losers. We'll be back for Ask Doctor Jesse
Friday tomorrow. That's all
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