November 13, 2025 • 34 mins
We come as liberators. Government run stores have always worked so well. Commies getting exactly what they voted for. The TSA bonus. AOC holding Chuck Schumer’s feet to the fire.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful, magnificent Thursday. As we near the end of
the week, we'll talk about these people like Donald Trump
and it's Japanese PM who don't sleep, who do some emails,
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mental health struggles, sports and scarbage. Now, all that and
so much more coming up in the final hour of
The Jesse Kelly Show. And reminding you again that get
your ask doctor Jesse Questions in for tomorrow Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. So I am not I'm not
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generally an envious person. If you ask oub, she will
say that's because you're still cocky and think the best
that That's not true. I'm just not generally somebody who
looks at anyone and says, I wish I had their life.
I wish I had their their skills, I wish I
had their car, their house, their money, their wife. I
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just don't. I just don't. Really, I've never looked at
the world that way. I know it's probably a sickness,
but I remember being asked who my hero was when
I was a kid there and I didn't have an answer.
I don't really have one. I like me. I'm a
big fan of me, all right, whatever, However, I have
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to admit there is something I really really admire about, well,
I should admire. May may not be the word for it.
Something I do wish I had that not very many
people have, and you probably don't. There are people on
this earth. They are rare who just don't need very
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much sleep. There's an article out today about the new
Japanese PM. She's apparently hardcore, says she sleeps two to
four hours a night. I you know, I did that
Megan Kelly event recently with me and Megan and Donald
Trump Junior, and I told you we hung out afterwards
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just we had did our own little private thing. We
just hung out and talked about life and everything else.
And I asked Don about his dad, the President, Donald Trump,
and I said, he seems like he doesn't sleep. He's
putting up social media posts all hours of the day
when he's on Air Force one, he's giving interviews the
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whole time he's fly. It seems like he doesn't sleep.
Does he sleep? And he gave me this exasperated look
and he said no, like two hours a night, and
he said, and so we talked about the exasperated look,
and Don said, you know, I worked for him for
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a long time. It was awful because I would go
out at night and have fun and he would call
me at four or five am and say, don are
you at work? It Donna'd be like, no, I'm sleeping.
And Donald Trump, the President, who was then a businessman, said,
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I know you're not at work because I'm at work
and you're not here. And you could tell, like he
would had a great admiration for it, but you could
also tell the pain, the painful memories because he said,
I'd have to get up and get a shower and
go into work. Donald Trump is somebody who doesn't need
much sleep. I bring this up, like I said, I'd
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try not to be an envious Person's just not in
my personality. I have to have seven or eight hours, Chris,
where are you at in this? I have to have
you know, I take that back. If I got six
solid hours, I'm okay. I'm okay. I may not be
my best, but I'm not okay. With seven solid hours,
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I'm pretty good. If I knock out eight, I'm my
best version of me. But if that's five, if that's four,
I'm not even the same human being. My mind doesn't
work right. I have no energy, I can't think, I
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can't talk. I'm in a horrible mood all the time.
I swear. It's almost a superpower. And there aren't many
people who are this way. Ab is a little more
that way. If she gets five, five or six, that's
a great night sleep for ob dude. If I only
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get six, if I were to string those days together,
only six, that's bad. I think. Jewish producer Chris sleeps
twelve hours a night, so he doesn't care. How many
do you need in all seriousns, Chris, how many six?
Try pressing the button from now and that way, I
don't have to read your lips, Chris six? Most days
he's lying, of course, it's much more than that. That's
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all he does is sleep. I take that back. He
has a toddler, todther now, Chris Tarther. He has a
todther now. So there is no more sleep, There is
no nothing. You don't sleep ever again. That's what it
feels like. What, Yeah, you're never sleeping again, Chris? Sorry, buddy,
this is and this actually brings me perfectly to most
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Americans say, people they confide in about their own mental
health struggles can't help them cope. This is why you
don't tell anybody about your mental health struggles. You just
internalize everything because nobody cares. Bronco. This is in reference
to me not bringing a brisket over to the neighbors
for Thanksgiving because he's making a turkey. Obviously, you can't
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upstage your host for Thanksgiving. Therefore you cannot bring a brisket.
Have you thought about ramping up your appetizer game? Have
you heard of brisket bites? One? He gives then the recipe,
I'm considering it. Two, I need a money appetizer. That's
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a dude's appetizer. Appetizers are generally a woman's thing, in
my opinion, so there's better at them. Ob is much
better at coming up with some kind of thing for
an appetizer. I don't do appetizers, so hear me out. Mozzarellisticks.
Everybody loves a mozzarellistick. How hard can it be to make?
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You can get a Mozzarelli stick at freaking jack in
the box. Everybody can apparently make a Mozzarelli stick. How
hard can it be? What Chris Chris said, all those
are frozen. Well, yeah, that's that's what I will serve
two frozen ones. I don't. I don't hold on. Maybe
I needed to clarify. I don't want to put in
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any effort. I don't. I don't want to put in
any effort at all. I want to do the minimal
amount of effort for the maximum amount of return. That's
the kind of person I am. This is why I
bring Little Caesar's Pizzas whenever the neighborhood has a big
pot luck cookout type thing and everybody laughs at white
trash Jesse, Ah haha, your Little Caesar's Pizzas. Guess which
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one people descend on first, like a bunch of ravenous animals.
Speaking of ravenous animals, let's talk about California. What did
they just say?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
California is revoking seventeen thousand commercial driver's licenses issued to immigrants.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
The decision is directly related to the legal status of
the immigrant driver. Yeah, John rachel Telly, that's right. The
state says the licenses are being revoked because they're set
to expire after the day the drivers are allowed to
be in the.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
US seventeen thousand and commercial driver's licenses. Those are people
in big rigs, and they're not just delivering goods to California.
All across the United States of America, California issued driver's
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licenses to seventeen thousand illegals. I am not a nervous driver,
but I wish I didn't know as much as I've
been finding out about the CDL industry, the big rig
trucker industry. And there are so many truckers listening now,
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and they email in their horror stories about what they
see or even what they work with. You just maybe
it's a cope. But when I see a big rig,
maybe because I've had so many wonderful experiences with truckers
just personally I enjoy them. I automatically think, that's a
good old boy in that big rig. He's been driving
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it for twenty years. He can back it into into
he can parallel park that thing by the inch. He
did this perfectly. He knows what he's doing. He's on point. Sure,
he's gonna stop at the Fly and Jay, and he's
gonna eat something unhealthy before he goes in and uses
the bathroom. But then when he goes back into the
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big rig, he is on point and knows what he's doing.
He has to write, he's got this big, dangerous vehicle
driving all over the country. He knows what he's doing.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Right, Well, maybe California is provoking seventeen thousand commercial driver's
licenses issued to immigrants.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Yeah, the decision is directly related to the legal status
of the immigrant driver. Yeah, John rachel Telly, that's right.
The state says the licenses are being revoked because they're
set to expire after the date the drivers are allowed
to be in the.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
US seventeen thousand and and that's just what they revoked.
How many of those trucks out there, right by you,
right behind you, How many of them are manned by
some dude who just got here from Nicaragua. He don't
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obla and he doesn't have any idea how to drive
on there. He couldn't drive a Prius efficiently and he's
driving a big rig. Gives me the willies. And this
brings me to pure talk. The company that hires Americans.
Isn't that just a wonderful What a wild concept? An
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American company. They didn't go over to China. They didn't
go to India. They hire Americans based right here in
the country. Why do I get emails all the time
from people talking about how wonderfully pleasant their experience with
Pure Talk is. It's because Pure Talk hires pleasant Americans.
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When you get ahold of them to switch your cell
phone service, maybe you think this is a brutal process
or something. Ten minutes, ten minutes on the phone, and
it's not. No can it. Why can't you understand me?
Is there a manager there? There's none of that. There's
none of that, Just a pleasant American who will help
you get all switched over. You keep your phone, you
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keep your number. They have a massive special going on
right now. Dial pound two five zero and say Jesse
Kelly Pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly. We'll be back.
Jesse Kelly returns next. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
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on a wonderful Thursday. So we're gonna get to some
emails here in a moment. But I have to play this,
Katie Wilson, he's the new mayor of Seattle. Just listen
to these people. This is what has happened. And the purity,
the communist purity death spiral that is destroying all of
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our major American cities, and there just doesn't seem to
be a way out of the death spiral. I know
that eventually there we may see one. But what happens
is in these big cities, good people leave, so you
lose those votes. The city itself continues to get filled
up with more and more filth and corruption and crime.
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More good people leave. Eventually it's ninety ten evil scumbags.
The good people have no chance for representation, and now
the evil morons have to compete with each other to
see who can be a bigger evil moron in order
to get elected. Look at mam Donnie just got elected
in New York City. This is where we are. This person,
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I need to stress this. This is not a college
freshman that just took her first economics class. This person
is taking the reins to be the mayor of what was,
at one point in time one of the coolest cities
in the United States of America. I have such fond
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memories of Seattle. What a freaking cool place. This is
where it is now.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Access to affordable, healthy food is a basic rite. We
cannot allow giant grocery chains to stomp all over our
communities closed stores that will and leave behind food deserts. Together,
we can build a Seattle where fresh food is for everyone,
not just for those who can afford it. Food Doeserts
are not natural. Corporations create them when they have banned
in our communities. As mayor, I'm excited to step up
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and with UCW explore public option grocery stores to fill
those gaps.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
We cannot allow these corporations to leave public grocery stores,
which of course means government run grocery stores, which will
fail horrifically as they always fail. We have to sit
in WAK unless you're in Seattle right now, in which
in that case I'm sorry. But the rest of us
have to sit and watch this flaming car crash that
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we know is coming. We have to just sit and
watch it in horror. And the best we can do,
I guess, is laugh. But it's not funny. It's not
funny to me that New York is being destroyed, that
la is being destroyed, that Seattle's destroyed, and Chicago's destroyed.
It's not funny to me. But there's nothing else we
can do but watch in horror. How do you get
elected in a place like Seattle, where the good people
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have fled to the suburbs or even further dirt balls,
homeless people, druggies, and illegals have filled up the city.
These are the people who vote now to in collaboration,
of course, with the America hating communists that are everywhere
and now in order to run in order to achieve
higher office in these areas, instead of having to prove
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your aptitude or have good ideas, you have to present
the dumbest, worst ideas humanly possible that will destroy the
most stuff. And that's how you get elected. If you
were in a Democrat primary running in the city of
Seattle and you were to say something like, hey, government
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run grocery stores don't work. And I'm not talking about
I have to talk like you or me. If you
were to just say they don't work, We've tried these
a bunch of times, and the grocery shelves are just
going to be empty. There's not going to be anything
in them. The government can't run these properties properly. In
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the food desert that everybody's talking about, it's actually going
to get much worse when the government starts running them.
If you were to just say that you would get
massacred in these places now, because anything reasonable, anything remotely
mature at all, is immediately rejected by the communists who
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vote in the elections. Is a wild place to be
Marine Kelly. If we can spin up Operation Warp Speed
to combat a virus from China, then why can't we
spin up another one to quickly train able bodied and
able minded American citizens to replace visa alien workers. I'm
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not a smart man, but I know belone when I
hear it. Give me a break. He asked me to
withhold his name, and I will. Yeah. I reject this
notion that Americans aren't talented enough, that Americans were not
able to be trained. We could be trained the American
we have now, because we've exported so much of this
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stuff to other countries. In this exact moment. We may
not have all the knowledge we need to run all
the things we need to run, but we can learn
other countries learned. Why in the world can't we learn?
Of course we can learn. This is not true at all.
We have not had the chance to learn because American
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corporations have been hiring foreigners for decades and decades and
decades and rejecting American workers because they don't want to
pay American wages, they don't want to deal with any
of it. They want foreign slave labor, so they train foreigners,
hire foreigners. And then when we start to speak up
and say, could you hire americans? These jobs should be
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for Americans, we get all these politicians and business leaders saying, huh,
these Americans aren't even trained for it. Yeah, you haven't
trained us. I've watched eighteen year old young men who
never shot a weapon become proficient in firearms in three
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or four months. The Marine Corps does it all the time.
Don't tell me Americans can't be trained. We're too dumb,
we're too young, we're too lazy. God, No, that's completely
that's false. I have a wonderful story that will make
you feel good. Next, this is the Jesse Kelly Show.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Thursday.
As we near the end of the week and it's
time to put a smile on your face and on
my face. Do you know who Jamal Osman is? You
probably don't, but Jamal Osmon he's a member of the
Minneapolis City Council. He just won re election. His platform
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was restorative justice programs for low level offenses, violence prevention programs,
and alternative responses to nine one one calls, you know
exactly what kind of guy this is. He ran for
office and got elected on a pro crime, pro rate,
pro theft, pro murder stance, all criminals out due just
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misunderstood because he's a communist.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
He was just carjacked. He was just carjacked by a
couple teen hoodlums. And I kid you not called the cops,
of course, called the cops. And this is what he
says afterwards. Quote, I'm not a legal expert, but there
has to be some kind of consequences with this action.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
If individuals know they can get away with this kind
of heinous behavior or crimes, they're going to continue to
do it again. Oh that is so sad. Were you,
by chance afraid? Did you feel fear when a couple
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young thugs came up to you and pointed it was mace,
pointed mace in your face and then stole your car?
Were you when you perhaps saddened when you watch them
crash it, by the way they crashed it and had
to escape on foot. Will you sadden to watch your
vehicle be banged up. That's a real pain, isn't it. Man.
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Now you're gonna have to take that into the shop.
That takes forever. It's gonna be expensive. Even if you
have insurance, your deductible is gonna be a man. That
is a real shame. These violent criminals. They hurt people,
don't they. That's too bad that happened to you. I
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feel terrible, absolutely terrible for you. I'm lying. I actually
think it's hilarious.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Man.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
I'm thrilled that happened to you. And you know why
I'm thrilled it happened to you, because you want it
to happen to other people. I, in fact wish that
this kind of thing. I wish every person who pushes
restorative justice and this ridiculous COMMI gobletgook, I wish every
one of them would have their car stolen. I find
it to be the funniest thing in the world. I
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will gleefully report on this ever every single time, purely
out of spite. But if I have to be honest
and try to make myself sound like a little bit
of a better person, I want you to learn. I
want you to care what innocent people go through because
of your scumbag, dirty commie policies, Jesse. I think Trump
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needs to take a page out of the military's playbook. Oh,
this is just what I was saying when I joined
after nine to eleven. It only took six months for
me to go from a schlub that barely graduated high
school to a subject matter expert on chemical, biological and
nuclear warfare. If they can do that to me, they
can absolutely grab people off the street and teach them
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to make things in a factory simprifice as his name is, Matt. Yeah,
Americans can learn things, just like people in India can
learn things, just like people in China can learn things.
In Mexico can learn things. Americans are more than capable
of learning the things they need to learn in order
to fill the jobs that need to be filled in
this country. I don't want to hear any more excuses
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about how we absolutely positively have to massively import foreigners
buy the million otherwise the country will collapse. That does
not fly with me at all, none, whatsoever. You want
to feel better, let's listen to Marco Ruby.
Speaker 7 (22:15):
I don't think that the European unis.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
By the way, this has nothing to do with what
we were just talking about I just made a transition,
SoSE I felt like it.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
I don't think that the European Union gets the determine
what international laws. They certainly don't get to determine is
how the United States defense its national security. The United
States is under attack from organized criminal narco terrorists in
our hemisphere, and the president is responding in the defense
of our country.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
It is nice to have an administration that doesn't cower
in fear every time the Europeans throw a hissy fit
about something, and it is nice to have an administration
that doesn't constantly brag about the approval of foreigners. It's
one of the things that grades on me. When Democrats
get elected, they go over Sees theologize for how horrible
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and evil and me in America is, and then they
come back home and they brag about how much Europeans
love us now. They hated us when Trump was there,
but now all these Frenchmen they love us. Now We're
respected again in the world. As if that's something I
would prioritize at all, Jesse, I'm a simple construction worker
here in Wyoming. I'm sure this is crazy, but wouldn't
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it make it easier to create peace in the region
if we made Israel a US state. Listen, part of
the reason the colonial powers we're not able to hang
on to all of their global colonies is because it's
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difficult to defend a state or colony, whatever you want
to say, that's not on your border. A continuous land
mass is really really important. We're only able to get
away with things like Alaska because it's Canada between us
and them. Otherwise that would be a problem. Hawaii, you know,
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you can say, well, we have Hawaii. Yeah, where was
the country attacked the last time a major power attacked us?
Where was it attacked? Hawaii is far away. It's really
really far away. And remember Japan, they were coming for Hawaii.
Had we not stopped them in their tracks at midway,
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they were planning on heading that direction. Hawaii is dangling
out there. Sorry, if you're listening right now in Honolulu,
Hawaii is dangling out there like a like a ripe
apple getting ready to be plucked off the tree. It's really,
really difficult to protect your colonies that are far away
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physically from where you are. Remember, after the Spanish American War,
we took possession of the Philippines, and that was hard,
and we had eventually decided this isn't friggin' worth it.
After a really nasty guerrilla war, which we've covered before
on the show, we decided, Man, the juice is not
worth the squeeze. Let's just give it back to the
freaking Filipinos. Let's get along with them, let's train with them.
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We'll we'll, we'll become I was about to say collaborators,
but that has kind of an ugly, ugly meaning to it,
where we'll start to be friends allies, and we were
Why did we do that? It's not like we didn't
want the Philippines Philippines, or it's rubber rich, resource rich.
Philippines have great resources. Why don't we give it back? Man,
it's too freaking difficult to start to try to maintain
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and protect a colony that's really, really, really far away.
This is why I have been a big fan of
conquering Central America and Meto. What Chris and Mexico in
only a little bit of South America. They're right there,
they're on the border. Let's liberate these peoples from the liberation. Chris,
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you always have to be you have to come as
a liberator. Let's liberate these peoples from the oppressive regimes
that are smashing them. Let's set them free. You can't
do that for Israel. It's too freaking far away. What
do you do when Israel gets in trouble again, what
do you do? Then? You have to constantly project force
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over there? Ask the Brits what it was like. You know,
the Brits were able to colonize so many parts of
the planet because of their incredible navy. And we have
an incredible navy too, So we could conquer something. We'll
make it the Philippines again, we could go take it.
Be a pain, we'd go take it. There's a difference
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between taking something and actually holding something and presiding over
something for an extended period of time. The second you
get in trouble, financial trouble, maybe maybe war, God forbid
with China or something like that, whatever is far away
from you is going to be taken away away from you.
You really want a continuous land mass, that's kind of important.
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All right, We're going to get to some emails, some headlines.
We will once again make fun of Nancy Pelosi and
so much more. Hang on, Jesse Kelly, it is The
Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show
before tomorrow for an ask doctor Jesse Friday, of course,
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get your questions emailed into Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot
com dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. That
doesn't make any sense. Gotta respect TSA agents who toughed
it out and get ten thousand dollars bonus.
Speaker 8 (27:43):
So today we are announcing that we are going to
be handing out bonus checks of ten thousand dollars to tsos,
to agents who work for TSA who served with exemplary service.
And what that means is that we are going to
not only continue their paychecks like they should have received
all long, but also they're going to get a bonus
check for stepping up, taking on extra shifts, for showing
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up each and every day, for serving the American people.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I just wanted to say this. The reason I played this,
I've always said this to you. You don't have to
ever be treated like a punching bag by your employer.
You're a human being. You have every right to have
hopes and dreams and desires. Take a vacation now and
then all that stuff is totally true. All that stuff
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is true. But be a hard worker, be the one
who shows up when others don't. Who told you this
during COVID. During COVID, when everybody decided that they were
done with working in person and everything had to be
done online and everything was a zoom meeting, Who's the
(28:53):
one who sat right e here and told you, if
it was an option, if your boss made it optional,
go to work, go into the office. What did I
tell you? And now they're making people go back to
the office, And people who went to the office got promoted.
Those who stayed home in their jammies did not. Good
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things happen when look, when the boss asks you to
make a pot of coffee, if you have time, you
absolutely can say hold on. My job description doesn't say
anything about making coffee. I'm here as a data analyst.
I will only make data. Are you going to get fired?
Of course not when it comes time to hand out
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bonus checks, maybe promotions. Who's going to be the next manager? Man?
That pot of coffee would have been an easy, easy
thing to get.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
No.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Rubio said this, These.
Speaker 7 (29:48):
Cartels are very powerful, and when one of the things
that are that no one is discussing enough is the
rise of these transnational terrorist organizations, and just because they're
not ideologically driven does not mean they're not. You don't
have to be ideological to be a terrorist. And they're
terrorists because they possess in many cases, more weapons, better training,
better intelligence, and more capabilities than nation states do.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
I was told this years ago. I told you this
before by my buddy who worked with Border Patrol, that
the cartel comms communications equipment was superior to the equipment
that he had at Border Patrol, superior to it they have.
This is something just this is just a historical fact.
They've brought in mercenaries from various special forces groups around
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the world for weapons training. They have military weapons because
they buy them from the military. I've seen on video
these cartel shootouts. It's not a couple gang bangers in
East LA with some pistols with the serial numbers shaved
off of them. They're shooting freaking fifty cows and things
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like that. Helicopters these guys, man, that is something here
was AOC on CNN.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
I think it's important that we understand that was a.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Lot of letters. Did you hear how I rolled that off?
The tongue. Here was AOC on CNN, Chris, Not anybody
can do that. I possess a very particular set of skills. Chris,
What Chris.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
I think it's important that we understand that this is
not just about son of for Schumer, but that this
is about the Democratic Party.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Senator Schumer.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
There's no one vote that ended this shutdown. We are
talking about a coordinated effort of eight senators with the
knowledge of Leader Schumer, voting to break with the entire
Democratic Party in exchange for nothing.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Do you ever get the feeling because I had this feeling.
You know, everyone's been talking about AOC potentially challenging Chuck
Schumer in a primary, and Republicans are having a good
time with all this. Schumer's afraid of AOC. AOC is
the leader of the party, so it's being spoken about.
They've both it. AOC has heard it, Chuck Schumer has
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heard it. Whether or not AOC actually does it, do
you get the feeling that she is enjoying him being afraid,
because I do. I feel like she's standing over him,
She's standing over him with the power to smash him,
and whether or not she chooses to take advantage of it.
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She's a little bit drunk on that kind of power.
Think about how bold this is. Chuck Schumer is not
some chump. Chuck Schumer is the most powerful Democrat in DC.
You would probably say, yeah, political power wise, he's the
most powerful Democrat in Washington, d C. Now that Grandma
Vodka is kind of old and washed up and hammered
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most of the time. And Chuck Schumer gets routinely veiled
threats from a relatively junior congresswoman from the Bronx Miam
that's something.
Speaker 6 (33:00):
And now here's a headline, but you know the thing
headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Jerry Jones' daughter says we're a society based on immigrants
while defending the NFL's Bad Bunny halftime show. I cannot wait.
You will know the country has fully healed when we
stop having to hear things like nation of immigrants, a
nation of citizens. Yes, people can immigrate here. We are
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a country. We have our own culture and that is good,
like every other country on the planet. Germany's ruling party
strikes a new military service deal. Oh, Chris Trump administration
targets Antifa groups as foreign terror organizations? Does this mean
they're not going to be allowed to ravage TPUSA when
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they do events from now on. Toyota opens a massive
North Carolina battery plant, confirms ten billion dollars in US investment.
Let's get the manufacturing back here. I support it. Columbia
does an about face on ending an Intel exchange with
the US. We actually have audio of that. Disney shares
(34:15):
tumble as the film flops hit revenue. I've totally given
up at this point in time that Disney will ever
lose enough money on these sorry crappy com movies to
actually choose to stop making them. It just seems to
be a religious commitment at this point in time. They
will never stop. They will never slow down, They will
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never surrender you. Are you ready for tomorrow? Because we're
gonna have fun. Let's ask doctor Jesse Friday. I'm in
a great mood and the boys are out of town,
so I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna make a Totino's
party pizza. I'm gonna watch a World War two documentary,
and nothing's going to stop me. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful, magnificent Thursday. As we near the end of
the week, we'll talk about these people like Donald Trump
and it's Japanese PM who don't sleep, who do some emails,
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mental health struggles, sports and scarbage. Now, all that and
so much more coming up in the final hour of
The Jesse Kelly Show. And reminding you again that get
your ask doctor Jesse Questions in for tomorrow Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. So I am not I'm not
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generally an envious person. If you ask oub, she will
say that's because you're still cocky and think the best
that That's not true. I'm just not generally somebody who
looks at anyone and says, I wish I had their life.
I wish I had their their skills, I wish I
had their car, their house, their money, their wife. I
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just don't. I just don't. Really, I've never looked at
the world that way. I know it's probably a sickness,
but I remember being asked who my hero was when
I was a kid there and I didn't have an answer.
I don't really have one. I like me. I'm a
big fan of me, all right, whatever, However, I have
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to admit there is something I really really admire about, well,
I should admire. May may not be the word for it.
Something I do wish I had that not very many
people have, and you probably don't. There are people on
this earth. They are rare who just don't need very
(01:58):
much sleep. There's an article out today about the new
Japanese PM. She's apparently hardcore, says she sleeps two to
four hours a night. I you know, I did that
Megan Kelly event recently with me and Megan and Donald
Trump Junior, and I told you we hung out afterwards
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just we had did our own little private thing. We
just hung out and talked about life and everything else.
And I asked Don about his dad, the President, Donald Trump,
and I said, he seems like he doesn't sleep. He's
putting up social media posts all hours of the day
when he's on Air Force one, he's giving interviews the
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whole time he's fly. It seems like he doesn't sleep.
Does he sleep? And he gave me this exasperated look
and he said no, like two hours a night, and
he said, and so we talked about the exasperated look,
and Don said, you know, I worked for him for
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a long time. It was awful because I would go
out at night and have fun and he would call
me at four or five am and say, don are
you at work? It Donna'd be like, no, I'm sleeping.
And Donald Trump, the President, who was then a businessman, said,
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I know you're not at work because I'm at work
and you're not here. And you could tell, like he
would had a great admiration for it, but you could
also tell the pain, the painful memories because he said,
I'd have to get up and get a shower and
go into work. Donald Trump is somebody who doesn't need
much sleep. I bring this up, like I said, I'd
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try not to be an envious Person's just not in
my personality. I have to have seven or eight hours, Chris,
where are you at in this? I have to have
you know, I take that back. If I got six
solid hours, I'm okay. I'm okay. I may not be
my best, but I'm not okay. With seven solid hours,
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I'm pretty good. If I knock out eight, I'm my
best version of me. But if that's five, if that's four,
I'm not even the same human being. My mind doesn't
work right. I have no energy, I can't think, I
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can't talk. I'm in a horrible mood all the time.
I swear. It's almost a superpower. And there aren't many
people who are this way. Ab is a little more
that way. If she gets five, five or six, that's
a great night sleep for ob dude. If I only
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get six, if I were to string those days together,
only six, that's bad. I think. Jewish producer Chris sleeps
twelve hours a night, so he doesn't care. How many
do you need in all seriousns, Chris, how many six?
Try pressing the button from now and that way, I
don't have to read your lips, Chris six? Most days
he's lying, of course, it's much more than that. That's
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all he does is sleep. I take that back. He
has a toddler, todther now, Chris Tarther. He has a
todther now. So there is no more sleep, There is
no nothing. You don't sleep ever again. That's what it
feels like. What, Yeah, you're never sleeping again, Chris? Sorry, buddy,
this is and this actually brings me perfectly to most
(05:38):
Americans say, people they confide in about their own mental
health struggles can't help them cope. This is why you
don't tell anybody about your mental health struggles. You just
internalize everything because nobody cares. Bronco. This is in reference
to me not bringing a brisket over to the neighbors
for Thanksgiving because he's making a turkey. Obviously, you can't
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upstage your host for Thanksgiving. Therefore you cannot bring a brisket.
Have you thought about ramping up your appetizer game? Have
you heard of brisket bites? One? He gives then the recipe,
I'm considering it. Two, I need a money appetizer. That's
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a dude's appetizer. Appetizers are generally a woman's thing, in
my opinion, so there's better at them. Ob is much
better at coming up with some kind of thing for
an appetizer. I don't do appetizers, so hear me out. Mozzarellisticks.
Everybody loves a mozzarellistick. How hard can it be to make?
(06:45):
You can get a Mozzarelli stick at freaking jack in
the box. Everybody can apparently make a Mozzarelli stick. How
hard can it be? What Chris Chris said, all those
are frozen. Well, yeah, that's that's what I will serve
two frozen ones. I don't. I don't hold on. Maybe
I needed to clarify. I don't want to put in
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any effort. I don't. I don't want to put in
any effort at all. I want to do the minimal
amount of effort for the maximum amount of return. That's
the kind of person I am. This is why I
bring Little Caesar's Pizzas whenever the neighborhood has a big
pot luck cookout type thing and everybody laughs at white
trash Jesse, Ah haha, your Little Caesar's Pizzas. Guess which
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one people descend on first, like a bunch of ravenous animals.
Speaking of ravenous animals, let's talk about California. What did
they just say?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
California is revoking seventeen thousand commercial driver's licenses issued to immigrants.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
The decision is directly related to the legal status of
the immigrant driver. Yeah, John rachel Telly, that's right. The
state says the licenses are being revoked because they're set
to expire after the day the drivers are allowed to
be in the.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
US seventeen thousand and commercial driver's licenses. Those are people
in big rigs, and they're not just delivering goods to California.
All across the United States of America, California issued driver's
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licenses to seventeen thousand illegals. I am not a nervous driver,
but I wish I didn't know as much as I've
been finding out about the CDL industry, the big rig
trucker industry. And there are so many truckers listening now,
(08:43):
and they email in their horror stories about what they
see or even what they work with. You just maybe
it's a cope. But when I see a big rig,
maybe because I've had so many wonderful experiences with truckers
just personally I enjoy them. I automatically think, that's a
good old boy in that big rig. He's been driving
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it for twenty years. He can back it into into
he can parallel park that thing by the inch. He
did this perfectly. He knows what he's doing. He's on point. Sure,
he's gonna stop at the Fly and Jay, and he's
gonna eat something unhealthy before he goes in and uses
the bathroom. But then when he goes back into the
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big rig, he is on point and knows what he's doing.
He has to write, he's got this big, dangerous vehicle
driving all over the country. He knows what he's doing.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Right, Well, maybe California is provoking seventeen thousand commercial driver's
licenses issued to immigrants.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Yeah, the decision is directly related to the legal status
of the immigrant driver. Yeah, John rachel Telly, that's right.
The state says the licenses are being revoked because they're
set to expire after the date the drivers are allowed
to be in the.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
US seventeen thousand and and that's just what they revoked.
How many of those trucks out there, right by you,
right behind you, How many of them are manned by
some dude who just got here from Nicaragua. He don't
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obla and he doesn't have any idea how to drive
on there. He couldn't drive a Prius efficiently and he's
driving a big rig. Gives me the willies. And this
brings me to pure talk. The company that hires Americans.
Isn't that just a wonderful What a wild concept? An
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American company. They didn't go over to China. They didn't
go to India. They hire Americans based right here in
the country. Why do I get emails all the time
from people talking about how wonderfully pleasant their experience with
Pure Talk is. It's because Pure Talk hires pleasant Americans.
(10:57):
When you get ahold of them to switch your cell
phone service, maybe you think this is a brutal process
or something. Ten minutes, ten minutes on the phone, and
it's not. No can it. Why can't you understand me?
Is there a manager there? There's none of that. There's
none of that, Just a pleasant American who will help
you get all switched over. You keep your phone, you
(11:19):
keep your number. They have a massive special going on
right now. Dial pound two five zero and say Jesse
Kelly Pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly. We'll be back.
Jesse Kelly returns next. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
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on a wonderful Thursday. So we're gonna get to some
emails here in a moment. But I have to play this,
Katie Wilson, he's the new mayor of Seattle. Just listen
to these people. This is what has happened. And the purity,
the communist purity death spiral that is destroying all of
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our major American cities, and there just doesn't seem to
be a way out of the death spiral. I know
that eventually there we may see one. But what happens
is in these big cities, good people leave, so you
lose those votes. The city itself continues to get filled
up with more and more filth and corruption and crime.
(12:27):
More good people leave. Eventually it's ninety ten evil scumbags.
The good people have no chance for representation, and now
the evil morons have to compete with each other to
see who can be a bigger evil moron in order
to get elected. Look at mam Donnie just got elected
in New York City. This is where we are. This person,
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I need to stress this. This is not a college
freshman that just took her first economics class. This person
is taking the reins to be the mayor of what was,
at one point in time one of the coolest cities
in the United States of America. I have such fond
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memories of Seattle. What a freaking cool place. This is
where it is now.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Access to affordable, healthy food is a basic rite. We
cannot allow giant grocery chains to stomp all over our
communities closed stores that will and leave behind food deserts. Together,
we can build a Seattle where fresh food is for everyone,
not just for those who can afford it. Food Doeserts
are not natural. Corporations create them when they have banned
in our communities. As mayor, I'm excited to step up
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and with UCW explore public option grocery stores to fill
those gaps.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
We cannot allow these corporations to leave public grocery stores,
which of course means government run grocery stores, which will
fail horrifically as they always fail. We have to sit
in WAK unless you're in Seattle right now, in which
in that case I'm sorry. But the rest of us
have to sit and watch this flaming car crash that
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we know is coming. We have to just sit and
watch it in horror. And the best we can do,
I guess, is laugh. But it's not funny. It's not
funny to me that New York is being destroyed, that
la is being destroyed, that Seattle's destroyed, and Chicago's destroyed.
It's not funny to me. But there's nothing else we
can do but watch in horror. How do you get
elected in a place like Seattle, where the good people
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have fled to the suburbs or even further dirt balls,
homeless people, druggies, and illegals have filled up the city.
These are the people who vote now to in collaboration,
of course, with the America hating communists that are everywhere
and now in order to run in order to achieve
higher office in these areas, instead of having to prove
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your aptitude or have good ideas, you have to present
the dumbest, worst ideas humanly possible that will destroy the
most stuff. And that's how you get elected. If you
were in a Democrat primary running in the city of
Seattle and you were to say something like, hey, government
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run grocery stores don't work. And I'm not talking about
I have to talk like you or me. If you
were to just say they don't work, We've tried these
a bunch of times, and the grocery shelves are just
going to be empty. There's not going to be anything
in them. The government can't run these properties properly. In
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the food desert that everybody's talking about, it's actually going
to get much worse when the government starts running them.
If you were to just say that you would get
massacred in these places now, because anything reasonable, anything remotely
mature at all, is immediately rejected by the communists who
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vote in the elections. Is a wild place to be
Marine Kelly. If we can spin up Operation Warp Speed
to combat a virus from China, then why can't we
spin up another one to quickly train able bodied and
able minded American citizens to replace visa alien workers. I'm
(16:24):
not a smart man, but I know belone when I
hear it. Give me a break. He asked me to
withhold his name, and I will. Yeah. I reject this
notion that Americans aren't talented enough, that Americans were not
able to be trained. We could be trained the American
we have now, because we've exported so much of this
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stuff to other countries. In this exact moment. We may
not have all the knowledge we need to run all
the things we need to run, but we can learn
other countries learned. Why in the world can't we learn?
Of course we can learn. This is not true at all.
We have not had the chance to learn because American
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corporations have been hiring foreigners for decades and decades and
decades and rejecting American workers because they don't want to
pay American wages, they don't want to deal with any
of it. They want foreign slave labor, so they train foreigners,
hire foreigners. And then when we start to speak up
and say, could you hire americans? These jobs should be
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for Americans, we get all these politicians and business leaders saying, huh,
these Americans aren't even trained for it. Yeah, you haven't
trained us. I've watched eighteen year old young men who
never shot a weapon become proficient in firearms in three
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or four months. The Marine Corps does it all the time.
Don't tell me Americans can't be trained. We're too dumb,
we're too young, we're too lazy. God, No, that's completely
that's false. I have a wonderful story that will make
you feel good. Next, this is the Jesse Kelly Show.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Thursday.
As we near the end of the week and it's
time to put a smile on your face and on
my face. Do you know who Jamal Osman is? You
probably don't, but Jamal Osmon he's a member of the
Minneapolis City Council. He just won re election. His platform
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was restorative justice programs for low level offenses, violence prevention programs,
and alternative responses to nine one one calls, you know
exactly what kind of guy this is. He ran for
office and got elected on a pro crime, pro rate,
pro theft, pro murder stance, all criminals out due just
(19:01):
misunderstood because he's a communist.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
He was just carjacked. He was just carjacked by a
couple teen hoodlums. And I kid you not called the cops,
of course, called the cops. And this is what he
says afterwards. Quote, I'm not a legal expert, but there
has to be some kind of consequences with this action.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
If individuals know they can get away with this kind
of heinous behavior or crimes, they're going to continue to
do it again. Oh that is so sad. Were you,
by chance afraid? Did you feel fear when a couple
(19:49):
young thugs came up to you and pointed it was mace,
pointed mace in your face and then stole your car?
Were you when you perhaps saddened when you watch them
crash it, by the way they crashed it and had
to escape on foot. Will you sadden to watch your
vehicle be banged up. That's a real pain, isn't it. Man.
(20:11):
Now you're gonna have to take that into the shop.
That takes forever. It's gonna be expensive. Even if you
have insurance, your deductible is gonna be a man. That
is a real shame. These violent criminals. They hurt people,
don't they. That's too bad that happened to you. I
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feel terrible, absolutely terrible for you. I'm lying. I actually
think it's hilarious.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Man.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
I'm thrilled that happened to you. And you know why
I'm thrilled it happened to you, because you want it
to happen to other people. I, in fact wish that
this kind of thing. I wish every person who pushes
restorative justice and this ridiculous COMMI gobletgook, I wish every
one of them would have their car stolen. I find
it to be the funniest thing in the world. I
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will gleefully report on this ever every single time, purely
out of spite. But if I have to be honest
and try to make myself sound like a little bit
of a better person, I want you to learn. I
want you to care what innocent people go through because
of your scumbag, dirty commie policies, Jesse. I think Trump
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needs to take a page out of the military's playbook. Oh,
this is just what I was saying when I joined
after nine to eleven. It only took six months for
me to go from a schlub that barely graduated high
school to a subject matter expert on chemical, biological and
nuclear warfare. If they can do that to me, they
can absolutely grab people off the street and teach them
(21:39):
to make things in a factory simprifice as his name is, Matt. Yeah,
Americans can learn things, just like people in India can
learn things, just like people in China can learn things.
In Mexico can learn things. Americans are more than capable
of learning the things they need to learn in order
to fill the jobs that need to be filled in
this country. I don't want to hear any more excuses
(22:02):
about how we absolutely positively have to massively import foreigners
buy the million otherwise the country will collapse. That does
not fly with me at all, none, whatsoever. You want
to feel better, let's listen to Marco Ruby.
Speaker 7 (22:15):
I don't think that the European unis.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
By the way, this has nothing to do with what
we were just talking about I just made a transition,
SoSE I felt like it.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
I don't think that the European Union gets the determine
what international laws. They certainly don't get to determine is
how the United States defense its national security. The United
States is under attack from organized criminal narco terrorists in
our hemisphere, and the president is responding in the defense
of our country.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
It is nice to have an administration that doesn't cower
in fear every time the Europeans throw a hissy fit
about something, and it is nice to have an administration
that doesn't constantly brag about the approval of foreigners. It's
one of the things that grades on me. When Democrats
get elected, they go over Sees theologize for how horrible
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and evil and me in America is, and then they
come back home and they brag about how much Europeans
love us now. They hated us when Trump was there,
but now all these Frenchmen they love us. Now We're
respected again in the world. As if that's something I
would prioritize at all, Jesse, I'm a simple construction worker
here in Wyoming. I'm sure this is crazy, but wouldn't
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it make it easier to create peace in the region
if we made Israel a US state. Listen, part of
the reason the colonial powers we're not able to hang
on to all of their global colonies is because it's
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difficult to defend a state or colony, whatever you want
to say, that's not on your border. A continuous land
mass is really really important. We're only able to get
away with things like Alaska because it's Canada between us
and them. Otherwise that would be a problem. Hawaii, you know,
(24:08):
you can say, well, we have Hawaii. Yeah, where was
the country attacked the last time a major power attacked us?
Where was it attacked? Hawaii is far away. It's really
really far away. And remember Japan, they were coming for Hawaii.
Had we not stopped them in their tracks at midway,
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they were planning on heading that direction. Hawaii is dangling
out there. Sorry, if you're listening right now in Honolulu,
Hawaii is dangling out there like a like a ripe
apple getting ready to be plucked off the tree. It's really,
really difficult to protect your colonies that are far away
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physically from where you are. Remember, after the Spanish American War,
we took possession of the Philippines, and that was hard,
and we had eventually decided this isn't friggin' worth it.
After a really nasty guerrilla war, which we've covered before
on the show, we decided, Man, the juice is not
worth the squeeze. Let's just give it back to the
freaking Filipinos. Let's get along with them, let's train with them.
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We'll we'll, we'll become I was about to say collaborators,
but that has kind of an ugly, ugly meaning to it,
where we'll start to be friends allies, and we were
Why did we do that? It's not like we didn't
want the Philippines Philippines, or it's rubber rich, resource rich.
Philippines have great resources. Why don't we give it back? Man,
it's too freaking difficult to start to try to maintain
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and protect a colony that's really, really, really far away.
This is why I have been a big fan of
conquering Central America and Meto. What Chris and Mexico in
only a little bit of South America. They're right there,
they're on the border. Let's liberate these peoples from the liberation. Chris,
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you always have to be you have to come as
a liberator. Let's liberate these peoples from the oppressive regimes
that are smashing them. Let's set them free. You can't
do that for Israel. It's too freaking far away. What
do you do when Israel gets in trouble again, what
do you do? Then? You have to constantly project force
(26:20):
over there? Ask the Brits what it was like. You know,
the Brits were able to colonize so many parts of
the planet because of their incredible navy. And we have
an incredible navy too, So we could conquer something. We'll
make it the Philippines again, we could go take it.
Be a pain, we'd go take it. There's a difference
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between taking something and actually holding something and presiding over
something for an extended period of time. The second you
get in trouble, financial trouble, maybe maybe war, God forbid
with China or something like that, whatever is far away
from you is going to be taken away away from you.
You really want a continuous land mass, that's kind of important.
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All right, We're going to get to some emails, some headlines.
We will once again make fun of Nancy Pelosi and
so much more. Hang on, Jesse Kelly, it is The
Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show
before tomorrow for an ask doctor Jesse Friday, of course,
(27:27):
get your questions emailed into Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot
com dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. That
doesn't make any sense. Gotta respect TSA agents who toughed
it out and get ten thousand dollars bonus.
Speaker 8 (27:43):
So today we are announcing that we are going to
be handing out bonus checks of ten thousand dollars to tsos,
to agents who work for TSA who served with exemplary service.
And what that means is that we are going to
not only continue their paychecks like they should have received
all long, but also they're going to get a bonus
check for stepping up, taking on extra shifts, for showing
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up each and every day, for serving the American people.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I just wanted to say this. The reason I played this,
I've always said this to you. You don't have to
ever be treated like a punching bag by your employer.
You're a human being. You have every right to have
hopes and dreams and desires. Take a vacation now and
then all that stuff is totally true. All that stuff
(28:30):
is true. But be a hard worker, be the one
who shows up when others don't. Who told you this
during COVID. During COVID, when everybody decided that they were
done with working in person and everything had to be
done online and everything was a zoom meeting, Who's the
(28:53):
one who sat right e here and told you, if
it was an option, if your boss made it optional,
go to work, go into the office. What did I
tell you? And now they're making people go back to
the office, And people who went to the office got promoted.
Those who stayed home in their jammies did not. Good
(29:16):
things happen when look, when the boss asks you to
make a pot of coffee, if you have time, you
absolutely can say hold on. My job description doesn't say
anything about making coffee. I'm here as a data analyst.
I will only make data. Are you going to get fired?
Of course not when it comes time to hand out
(29:37):
bonus checks, maybe promotions. Who's going to be the next manager? Man?
That pot of coffee would have been an easy, easy
thing to get.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
No.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Rubio said this, These.
Speaker 7 (29:48):
Cartels are very powerful, and when one of the things
that are that no one is discussing enough is the
rise of these transnational terrorist organizations, and just because they're
not ideologically driven does not mean they're not. You don't
have to be ideological to be a terrorist. And they're
terrorists because they possess in many cases, more weapons, better training,
better intelligence, and more capabilities than nation states do.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
I was told this years ago. I told you this
before by my buddy who worked with Border Patrol, that
the cartel comms communications equipment was superior to the equipment
that he had at Border Patrol, superior to it they have.
This is something just this is just a historical fact.
They've brought in mercenaries from various special forces groups around
(30:34):
the world for weapons training. They have military weapons because
they buy them from the military. I've seen on video
these cartel shootouts. It's not a couple gang bangers in
East LA with some pistols with the serial numbers shaved
off of them. They're shooting freaking fifty cows and things
(30:56):
like that. Helicopters these guys, man, that is something here
was AOC on CNN.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
I think it's important that we understand that was a.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Lot of letters. Did you hear how I rolled that off?
The tongue. Here was AOC on CNN, Chris, Not anybody
can do that. I possess a very particular set of skills. Chris,
What Chris.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
I think it's important that we understand that this is
not just about son of for Schumer, but that this
is about the Democratic Party.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Senator Schumer.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
There's no one vote that ended this shutdown. We are
talking about a coordinated effort of eight senators with the
knowledge of Leader Schumer, voting to break with the entire
Democratic Party in exchange for nothing.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Do you ever get the feeling because I had this feeling.
You know, everyone's been talking about AOC potentially challenging Chuck
Schumer in a primary, and Republicans are having a good
time with all this. Schumer's afraid of AOC. AOC is
the leader of the party, so it's being spoken about.
They've both it. AOC has heard it, Chuck Schumer has
(32:02):
heard it. Whether or not AOC actually does it, do
you get the feeling that she is enjoying him being afraid,
because I do. I feel like she's standing over him,
She's standing over him with the power to smash him,
and whether or not she chooses to take advantage of it.
(32:25):
She's a little bit drunk on that kind of power.
Think about how bold this is. Chuck Schumer is not
some chump. Chuck Schumer is the most powerful Democrat in DC.
You would probably say, yeah, political power wise, he's the
most powerful Democrat in Washington, d C. Now that Grandma
Vodka is kind of old and washed up and hammered
(32:48):
most of the time. And Chuck Schumer gets routinely veiled
threats from a relatively junior congresswoman from the Bronx Miam
that's something.
Speaker 6 (33:00):
And now here's a headline, but you know the thing
headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Jerry Jones' daughter says we're a society based on immigrants
while defending the NFL's Bad Bunny halftime show. I cannot wait.
You will know the country has fully healed when we
stop having to hear things like nation of immigrants, a
nation of citizens. Yes, people can immigrate here. We are
(33:32):
a country. We have our own culture and that is good,
like every other country on the planet. Germany's ruling party
strikes a new military service deal. Oh, Chris Trump administration
targets Antifa groups as foreign terror organizations? Does this mean
they're not going to be allowed to ravage TPUSA when
(33:52):
they do events from now on. Toyota opens a massive
North Carolina battery plant, confirms ten billion dollars in US investment.
Let's get the manufacturing back here. I support it. Columbia
does an about face on ending an Intel exchange with
the US. We actually have audio of that. Disney shares
(34:15):
tumble as the film flops hit revenue. I've totally given
up at this point in time that Disney will ever
lose enough money on these sorry crappy com movies to
actually choose to stop making them. It just seems to
be a religious commitment at this point in time. They
will never stop. They will never slow down, They will
(34:37):
never surrender you. Are you ready for tomorrow? Because we're
gonna have fun. Let's ask doctor Jesse Friday. I'm in
a great mood and the boys are out of town,
so I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna make a Totino's
party pizza. I'm gonna watch a World War two documentary,
and nothing's going to stop me. That's all
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