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June 30, 2023 38 mins

A listener asks Jesse what to do about waking up a Normie Norm that just so happens to be his significant other... Does Gavin Newsom's California background hurt his Presidential chances? How to go out. The way to save the country is to have stronger and bigger families; America has too many broken homes. 

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final Power of the Jesse Kelly Show. I
hope you wrap yourself up in a flag this weekend
and celberate Independence Day. Always make sure you're being careful
out there with the old fireworks with but hat have
you show back up next week missing some fingies? Those

(00:33):
are fairly important things. Remember. You can email the show
Jesse at jessekellyshow dot com. Jesse, I work in age
in California. I'd like to know what your favorite fruit is,
particularly your favorite stone fruit. I would bet money the
best fruit you've ever had is right you've ever had,
it's right here in California. I encourage you to look

(00:54):
up different stonefruit hybrids. It will blow your mind. One,
I don't get stone that's one. Two. I've always thought
strawberries were the best, So that's my favorite fruit. I'm
sure they're good stone too. What, Chris, Chris, what's a
stone fruit? It's when you get high and eat fruit.

(01:15):
What do you mean what's a stone fruit? Gosh, so stupid. Jesse.
I have a problem and he's asking about his normy
norm dyme, his wife. He says, if it's not happening
to her close to her. She couldn't care less. She
hates the anti communist manifesto. She doesn't understand or comprehend
the perilous state of our society. Allow me to say this,

(01:36):
it's easy to cut Normy norm off. To cut Normy
Norm off when he's an acquaintance, when he's a kind
of a friend just from work. Maybe he's a cousin
you don't see very often and you're frustrated he won't
wake up. Maybe he's even liberal and peggy, and you
just say, you know what, I'm done. Stop calling me,

(01:57):
don't text me. We're not hanging out, We're done. That's
an entirely different conversation. When it's somebody who's inside of
your home, maybe you're experiencing this right now, like I said,
Maybe it's your wife, Maybe it's your husband. Maybe it's
your son, your daughter, Maybe it's your parents. There are
a lot of hardcore anti communist kids out there right now,
and mom and dad are still living in the past
that they're trying to shake them away. How do you

(02:18):
deal with that? Well, we always have to. Yes, we
have to be aggressive with communists, and we have to
wake Norman Norm up, and we have to play offense.
We have to do all the things that you and
I talk about every single day on the show, but
we also have to understand this. Different people move at

(02:40):
different paces, and as the anti communist tip of the spear,
you are always going to be far ahead of everyone
in your life, including the people closest to you. Frustration
with that is this. You're going to watch the people

(03:03):
around you, and maybe it's your husband, wife, whatever, You're
going to watch them arrive at the conclusions you came
to forever ago, and you're gonna just look at them
with your jaw hanging open and your hands out saying
what I told you this, I told you that five
years ago. What what? And it's going to be a

(03:27):
lifetime of frustration for you and me if we don't
get better about being patient with them. I'm the same
way because I understand the struggle the way you understand
the struggle. The numbers are there. We need Norm. Awake,
Wake up Norm. You're killing us. Wake up.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
I'm with you.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
That's our challenge. Wake up Norm, wake him up, and
wake him up in time. And so when it's someone
close to us who doesn't get it. That can be frustrating.
I will I will just say, if they're not actively
impeding what you're doing, let it go. Let it go. Now.

(04:09):
If your wife, if your husband, if you're trying to
teach valuable truths to your kids and they're stepping in
and reversing that and undermining that, now you're gonna have
to go in the bedroom and close the door, and
you're gonna have to have a fight. That's bottom line.
And those are no fun. I know they're no fund,
but they're also very healthy. That's gonna have to get

(04:29):
resolved because you can't have your values being pushed onto
your kids the way they should be being taught to
your kids, and at the same time have that be
undermined by the other parent. That ain't gonna work at all.
Ain't gonna work at all. It you're gonna have to
work that out, all right, because we got a lot
of work to do after all. Keep in mind, this
is the lieutenant general in the military.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Since January of this year, more than four hundred anti
LGBTQ plus laws have been introduced at the state level.
That number is rising and demonstrates a trend that could
be dangerous for service members, their families, and the readiness
of the force as a whole. When I look at
potential candidates, say for squadron command, I strive to match

(05:11):
the right person to the right job. I consider their
job performance and relevant experience first. However, I also look
at their personal circumstances, and their family is also an
important factor. It's a good match for a job does
not feel safe being themselves and performing at their highest
potential at a given location, or if their family could

(05:33):
be denied critical health care due to the laws in
that state, I am compelled to consider a different candidate
and perhaps less qualified. Those barriers are a threat to
our readiness, and they have a direct correlation to the
resiliency and well being of our most important operational advantage.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, we're in some trouble, So we're in some job,
all right. Get back to the asked doctor Jesse questions
before we get to this store out of Seattle. Oh gosh, Seattle.
What are your thoughts on the old school Nicholas Cage
movies like The Rock and Face Off and con Air
and Gone in sixty seconds. I know my man had
to start doing any weird wizard movie that came his

(06:12):
way to get current on his Texas. But he put
out some bangers back in his day, The Rock with
Sean Conry, all these other things. Nicholas Cage is awesome.
This is This email was from Max. I should say
Nicholas Cage was awesome back in the day, even con
Air with that horrible southern accent he tried to pull off.

(06:36):
Do you remember his accent? Oh, in the mullet. Yeah,
they gave him the mullet and the worst accent in
the I told my lovely babe, but it was terrible.
It was the worst thing I've ever heard. But his
movies were fantastic as long as you don't take them
or him too seriously. And yes, okay, Nicholas Cage is
an insane person, isn't it. His dad is Francis Ford Coppola.

(07:00):
It's his dad or his uncle. Did you just say who,
Chris Michael, Please tell me you know who Francis Ford
Coppola is. Okay, Well look it up. Anyway, he had
he changed his name so he wouldn't get jobs based
on his dad or uncle. I forget exactly who it was,
but of course he's an insane person for some reason.
Actors are all this way. I don't know why either're

(07:20):
this way. I don't know what it is about your brain,
but they're nut jobs. Jesse. And in a hypothetical scenario
where you're no longer a world famous radio and TV host,
would you consider starting your own podcast about politics or
history or would you go back into the regular working world? Best?

(07:42):
Why do I go back into the red well? I
would enjoy going back into the working world. Maybe at
some point. I'll tell you this though, and this is
gonna sound really cheesy. It's gonna say it's gonna sound
mega cheesy. I believe in what we do. As you know.
I enjoy the job, that the fun is great, and
the jokes are great and all this stuff. But I

(08:05):
believe in it, and I believe in it all the
way I believe in the cause in the country. I
believe in in having a mission. I'm a real mission
purpose person. I need to have something I'm striving for
beyond money, and I don't know what that is. And
that sounds that makes me sound way better than I

(08:26):
really am. Believe me, but I'm just not a huge
money guy. If you paid, like if you came to
me right now, and said, Jesse, I'll give you a
million dollars a year to retire and never talk about
this stuff again. Drop all this anti communist stuff, no
more TV, no more radio. A million dollars a year
to just go away. I would say no without a
moment of hesitation. I'd turn it down in a heartbeat.

(08:49):
I would be miserable. I need a purpose, I need
to strive for something, and so you know, I probably
would go just do a podcast or something like that.
I don't know, I probably would, Jesse. I agree with
your take on Newsom, and I'm equally as fearful while
he is just as slick as Willy. Clinton had one

(09:10):
I believe major difference in advantage over Newsom's used auto sales.
There are many smooth talking similarities to Clinton, but he
came from flyover country. Even normy norms know how much
Dems ruined California. Do you think Newsom being from California
is enough of a red flag for norm His name
is Eric. That was always one of Bill Clinton's great

(09:34):
benefits because Arkansas's red state. Right, it's kind of more
purple back then, but it's a red state. But he
just kind of had that good old bo a thing
going on. It's just just me, Bill Clinton. I'll come
have a glass of moonshine with you on the back.
I'm one of you, right, one of those guys. While
he's assaulting every woman that's within a five foot radius
of him. They didn't call him slip. Yeah, they didn't

(09:55):
call him slick willy for nothing. He was a smooth operator.
And that would hurt It would hurt him because California,
even though it's freaking paradise, the Libs, they've destroyed that
place for so long that now it's kind of written
into so much of the culture. When you hear California,

(10:15):
if you're on the right at all, you kind of sneer. Now, gosh, California.
Oh figures California. So I think that that would hurt him.
Just don't underestimate him, and don't underestimate his ability to
raise gobs of money too. He's a prolific fundraiser and
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(10:39):
the quality of your life. Look, if you dropped all
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(11:48):
on me, says Jesse Kelly. You're listening to the Jesse
Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Obviously that
song was written about me. Thank you for that, Chris
very much appreciate that, and don't think for a second.
We are going to finish out the work week here
as we head into Independence Day without me once again

(12:11):
patting myself on the back for calling this one. Remember
when I said this back on June sixth. It's a
little long, but it's my voice, so you love it.
Apartment of Homeland Security formed in the wake of nine
to eleven. It brought all the national security apparatus of
the nation under one umbrella. Why because they wanted to
shift the national security apparatus of America to it an

(12:36):
Islamic jihadist focus. And so all of them, CIA, FBI,
all of them rearranged themselves to focus on Islamic jihad.
Let's make sure this never happens again. And you remember
all the forces that were brought to bear against Islamic jihad,
do you remember that. Well, that's because they took the

(12:56):
entire national security apparatus every barrel and dude, that's a
sound barrels make when they're turning it. Boo. They're aiming
it now at Islamic jihadis Well, what you have to understand,
what is critical for everyone to understand is boo, it
shifted the other way and now it's all aimed at you,

(13:18):
all of it, NSA, CIA, FBI, DOJ, the President, IRS,
all of the forces that were brought to bear against
Islamic jihad. They're all coming for you. That's ridiculous, right,
it's paranoid. Who is this guy in the radio ranting crazy,

(13:41):
isn't it? Here's Peter Hotel.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
Health sector has gone about as far as it can,
I think in terms of amplifying the message.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
Now we need to bring in some heavyweights.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
We need to bring in people from Homeland Security, from
the Justice Department, the Commerce Department, State Department, and really
asked them, Okay, what did you do to diffuse global
terrorism and cyber attacks and nuclear proliferation and stop it
at the source?

Speaker 5 (14:11):
Because anti science is.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
As big a h as big a threat to the.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
Health and security of the US population.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
And oh yeah, just me being right again. Oh. Seattle
police hunt for perpetrator of skid marks on Pride crosswalk
the perpetrator. Listen to how they describe the perpetrator. Who
is this guy who vandalized by driving on it the crosswalks? Well,

(14:41):
you cannot offend the religion of our country. Here in
the US of gay that kind of thing is not allowed,
not allowed here. Jesse. Listening to last week's podcast about
the imploded submarine, you had mentioned it was a relief
as they died quickly. I believe in the afterlife we
will come together and discuss the ways we spent our
last moments on earth, and I, for one, do not

(15:02):
want to be the guy with the dying in my
sleep story. I want to see it coming. I want
it to be an extravagant story to tell my fellow
anti communists in heaven. I think being in an imploding
submarine next to the Titanic would be a good story
and one to possibly rival the original victims of the Titanic.
Most of our Medal of Honor servicemen also have great

(15:23):
stories to tell. What about you? How would you want
to go in the end? How would I want to go? Tashui?
A really good question? How do you want to go?
You know? My grandpa Hank just died fairly recently, a
couple of years ago. I think it was. He's a

(15:45):
great man. Grandpa Hank on my mom's side, really really
great man, had all these kids, had lost his wife,
my grandma obviously years before that, but he lived on
and he always lived to not just his kids kids.
Most of his kids were close. My folks didn't my
mom moved away. Most of his kids were real close,

(16:06):
but she went back and visited all the time. And
all his grandkids that so many of them were all
around and they were always getting together. Anyway, long story short,
he lives into his nineties, wonderful, healthy life and then
at the end, body does what it does. Things start
to break. It is what it is. And he died,

(16:26):
and I believe it was in his home. They brought
him home for hospice, so he was getting care in
his home and he died with his daughters and his son.
If I remember right, I wasn't there. I couldn't make it.
He died with his children surrounding him, praying for him,
kissing him, saying goodbye. I'll be honest, I, like any dude,

(16:52):
think about some glorious end, right, we all think about.
I want to be one of the Spartan three hundred.
I want to go out. I remember the Alibum. Oh right,
that's where I want to be. I'm a dude like
anyone else. I'm the same way. I admit I think
about going out in glory, going out in some glorious fashion.
I saved some kid who was in the middle of
the highway and I threw him out of the way

(17:13):
in time before the semi truck splattered me all over
the grill. I would like that too, But I think
I want to go how Grandpa Hank went. I want
to die surrounded by friends, family, really family. To be
honest with you, probably not so much friends. A couple

(17:33):
tears in the eye, yeah, but a smile saying, Jesse,
we'll see in the afterlife. Now, that's not probably going
to happen. Just statistically, that's not the way it works,
is it. Statistically? There's a million different ways we go.
But that's how I want to go. Isn't that lame?

(17:54):
Is that lame? Is that lame?

Speaker 6 (17:56):
Chris?

Speaker 1 (17:58):
It's nice? Okay, well good, I know, like everyone wants
to die in glory. I just want to die with
my family around me. That's it, all right. Someone wants
to talk a little bit about civil war, about the
Western movement in the Indian Wars. Someone wants to talk
about in vitro fertilization that one might get comfortable, and

(18:20):
I'm not even sure how to tackle that. All that
and more coming on The Jesse Kelly Show. But let's
take care of our feet first, because there are three things.
What are the three things that you don't ever short
change yourself on? Everyone knows by now, But what are they?
You're betting you spend a thirty your life in bed,
your tires, your life, the life of the people around you,

(18:42):
the life of your family rests on those tires, on
the connection to the road, and your feet. Anything that
goes on your feet, socks and shoes. That's easy to
convince yourself to buy good shoes when you're going to
work or working out. I want good tennis shoes. We
don't do it. When it comes to our slippers. We
just get anything that's comfortable and it's cushioning. We get

(19:05):
anything on there that fits on our feet, anything at all.
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(19:27):
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Speaker 2 (19:38):
Day the Jesse Kelly Show.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, and I am ready
to go. Gosh, I'm so excited to go roughing it
this weekend. I'm I'm gonna feel like Grizzly Adams really,
or one of those one of those mountain men who
used to go into the rocky mountains with nothing but
a rifle and you know, a knife, and they would
live for months on end trapping beaver pelts. That's pretty

(20:07):
much gonna be me this weekend. Chris. You asked if
they're gonna have cots. Chris, they're mattresses. Okay, they're not
actual cots in the air conditioned tent. They are two
queen size beds. So that's not gonna be easy sleeping
on a queen size bed. I'm used to a king size.
The wife's gonna be still be all up in my business,

(20:30):
and it'll be that's gonna be hard. Let's not discount
queen size bed for the weekend. Are we gonna run
out of charcoal? I don't know, I don't know. It
was actually really funny, you know when the boys and
I went to Montana or Montana, we went to Alaska
to go fishing, salmon fishing and halibut fishing. You remember,
it was that last summer, me and the boys and
my dad and I went and bought these survival bracelets

(20:53):
for the boys, and I although the greatest things ever, Chris.
It's got all this cord you would love, you would
nerd out on these things. And as all this cord
on there with two hundred and fifty pounds a test
on it woven into it. But it also has a compass,
It has a flint to start a fire. It has
little screws that are really really cool, these little survival bracelets.
And she rolled her eyes endlessly about me buying these,

(21:15):
buying these things. And now I've told her me and
the boys are wearing them this weekend. She's so upset.
I've tried to explain to her, I don't know whether
we're gonna make it or not, but when you need
it and don't have it, you sing a different tune.
All right, Quit focus, Jesse. Do you think by electing

(21:36):
Trump we can avoid a civil war?

Speaker 5 (21:42):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Well, I was about to say something really dark. I
don't want to say that it's a Friday. I don't
want to say anything dark on a Friday. I don't
know that there is anything that can be done to
avoid some sort of conflict. Let's pray to God it's
not a civil war. Let's let's let's pray on that. Okay,

(22:05):
So let's hope there's no civil war, because that is
the worst outcome ever. I think actually showing up to
vote in local elections would be nice. Actually showing up
in primaries to vote against the incumbent. That'd be swell.
That'd be a good place to start. So let's be honest.
We have all kinds of legal things we need to
do and should do before we ever talk about that.

(22:28):
But conflict. Here is the truth. And we've touched on
this before on the show, but it's something we need
to talk about a lot. We we focus a lot
now on elections and laws in this issue and that issue,
and and but the truth is, we are not a
people as a whole. We are not a people who

(22:53):
are worthy of living in a free country. Now, I
want to encourage you to do something, and actually I'm
print it out over the weekend and highlight a couple
of things if you don't feel like it, so we
may do something on this on Monday or Tuesday. In fact,
Chris Michael, one of you idiots print out George Washington's
farewell address for me. I want to take that home

(23:13):
this weekend. Oh, I know it's long, Chris, I said
over the weekend. I'm sorry. I know you're not paying
for the paper. Just print it out, please. Sorry I
had to yell it, Chris. Anyway, he talks about a
bunch of things in that farewell address, and it's something
I really think you should read. It was him trying
to set the country on a path. But one of
the things he talks about in there, he talks about

(23:37):
morality and religion and things like that, and those get
to be uncomfortable because I'm certainly not qualified to talk
to you about any of that stuff, but they do
matter for a nation, we as a people overall, not
talking about you personally. As a people. We can ban
this and ban that, and shouldn't do this, and those

(23:58):
things are fine, but you shouldn't have to ban doctors
cutting off the penises of teenage boys. That shouldn't be
something that comes up in your society. And yet that's
the kind of thing we have to do. Now we're
not worthy of freedom right now. What I'm trying this

(24:21):
is a long way of me saying this when it
comes to civil war, we are so divided as a
nation into at least two different cultures. And the truth
is the Communist side of this whole thing and the
things they believe, they are so hopelessly broken. They're so

(24:44):
broken mentally inside of their hearts. They are so broken
that they need an internal change inside of themselves. They
need a spiritual awakening, really is what we need. Or
conflict is inevitable because oil cannot exist mixed with water.

(25:05):
Light and darkness cannot mix and should not mix. They can't.

Speaker 6 (25:10):
You you should not have to live, work, worship be
around anybody who believes in mutilating a teenage girl.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
That's not someone you should have to share a nation with.
And let me be clear, it's not something it's not
something you can share a nation with. Eventually, the light
and the darkness are going to have to douke it
out period. Hopefully instead of that, the darkness will wake up. Now,

(25:43):
the history of the world says that's not exactly blankly
and it's not not exactly likely, but it's still true
as a people. As a people, not what we should be,
We're just not. Look, let's go beyond the trans stuff.

(26:06):
Look at how many broken homes now there are in
the country. And maybe your home is broken, and I'm
not passing judgment on you, I'd be the last one
in the world worthy of doing that. But look at
how many broken homes now. The percentage of broken homes
is staggeringly high and goes up from here. Without a

(26:28):
nation of strong nuclear families, that's father mother kids, father
mother kids. Without a nation of strong nuclear families, there
is no election, no legislation, no ban, no Supreme Court ruling, nothing,

(26:48):
nothing can save it. We must get back to that.
And in order to get back to that, we must
be anti communists. We must defeat the people who oppose
just ascorsage.

Speaker 7 (26:59):
She writes Taller rits, not coercion is our nation's answer.
The First Amendment envisions the United States as a rich
and complex place where all persons are free to think
and speak as they wish, not as the government demands.

Speaker 8 (27:13):
I think tolerance is what you do for a toothache,
not for human beings, and as we continue to be
politicized in this country as people, and we're just human
beings that want to live our lives in a free
and equal manner. And so I think when you start
to dissect us into tolerate, if I need to be
tolerated as a person, I think that is already creating

(27:36):
a second class citizen.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
That's oil and water. Are you going to be able
to live next door to each other? No, no, you're not.
Oh great, oh great, history, God, don't ever call me
a god. Talk to us about the movement West in
the Indian Wars. It's interesting stuff. Why do we hold
men from the past to modern standards? One the people

(28:02):
you see today who hold men from the past to
our standards today, What you're actually seeing is something that
is it's in the hearts of men, and it's a
terrible thing. What you're seeing is envy. When you see that,
you see a human being today, Christopher Columbus, What a

(28:23):
genocidal monster. That's always some tubby academic who's never done
anything dangerous in his life. He'll never do anything great
in his life. Looking back at great men who accomplish
great things. And the only way you can make yourself
above them is to judge their moral choices. Oh, I

(28:45):
would never back in the day. And we will expand
on that and touch a little bit on those wars
before we get to the rest of these questions. But
I will say this, moving west, it was important to
be a good shot. That's why the old West cowboys
they all used mantis x. Actually that's a total lie.

(29:08):
Manti sex wasn't even invented yet. But we would have
won the West sooner if they'd all used mantis x.
If those cowboys, if the if the army during the
Indian Wars shoot, if the Indians had been able to
practice in the comfort of their teepees and get live
feedback and be put through drills, Indian drills over and
over and over again, learning how to shoot better, they

(29:29):
might have won. Mantis sex is what the Green Berets shoes.
That's what the Marines shoes. I bet it's what the
Indians wish they'd used. Then they could have won. Manti
sex is how we get good with our weapon. Seriously, practice, practice, practice,
and now look it's hot. The range is expensive. Practice
in the comfort of your home. But practice all right,

(29:49):
all right, MANTISX dot COM's where you get that done,
mantisx dot com. Let's talk about the West and the emails.
I didn't get to hang on Kelly Show. It's still
real to me, damn it.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
The Ternstacks.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show. Heading into an Independence Day weekend, don't
forget to go out there and celebrate your country this weekend.
Let's turn through as many of these emails as I
can get. Bab we get to maybe I'll get to
headlines I didn't get to hash I talk like Joe
Biden there with all my words kind of running together.

Speaker 6 (30:25):
I d there's no right of privacy in the Constitution
giving states power that we fought a war over in
nineteen sixty.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Well, all right, talk to us about the movement west
in the Indian Wars. Well, this is something the right
has gotten so wrong for so long. And we do
this a lot because we haven't understood the nature of
the left. We haven't understood the destructive communist nature of
the left. It's taught in schools now as just the thing.

(30:56):
And this is taught in Christian schools, this is taught
in Orthodox Jewish schools. This is taught in Catholic schools.
This is this is one of these things that spans
the education system. America's conquest is taught as being an
evil thing. When we talk about our government and the

(31:16):
establishment of this country and the conflicts we've had with
the various Indian tribes in the country. It's always taught
as America, Oh, shouldn't have done that, Oh that was
evil up, trail of tears. Always gotta talk trail of tears.
It's definitely trail of tears. Guys. It's always taught in
that way, which is the worst way you can possibly

(31:39):
teach it. And it's dead wrong too. Did America come
here and kill Indians? Or did Europeans come here and
settle this country and kill Indians? Yep? Did they take
their land for themselves? Yes, they most definitely did. Yes, Yes,

(32:04):
that's how the world works. We we live, especially now,
we live in such a comfortable society, and we have
for so long that we forget things that all mankind
has always understood. We forget things about conquest. We forget
how the world works. All lands, all of them, they've

(32:27):
all been conquered, all of them. Strong people moved in
and conquered people who were not strong enough to fight
them off. And remember, I'm the Indian fan. I love them.
I love learning about the tribes. I'm really a tribal
tribal people fan. I've always been fascinated by them, whether
it's the I'm a huge Commanche fan, and I know

(32:48):
they were brutal, but the Comanche and the Blackfeet were awesome,
and the Crow and the Iroquois and other nations too,
the Celts, these these order places. I love tribes, but tribes,
tribal peoples, they get conquered. They're never technologically advanced enough. Logistically,

(33:09):
they're never advanced enough. They just can't seem to get
the war machine going. I mean really, that's one of
the main things that doomed the Galls when Caesar was
taking them over. Yeah, the Galls could raise an army
of two hundred thousand Celts and they're super mad. At ah,
I'm coming to kill you. Oh my gosh, I'm hungry.
So what are we eating today? Is there a plan

(33:31):
to feed two hundred thousand of us? Could you imagine
feeding two hundred thousand people even one meal? Can you
imagine the logistics involved in that let alone three squares
a day tribal peoples get conquered. The history of the
world is less technologically advanced peoples being conquered by more

(33:53):
technologically advanced peoples. We when Jefferson made the Louisiana Purchase,
and this is after the conquest of the Eastern Indian tribes,
when he made the Louisiana Purchase, and we conquered the West,
we went out there to see what was out there.
And we saw a lot of beauty and a lot
of ugly and some scary things and wonderful things. But

(34:14):
what we were doing with that Lewis and Clark expedition
and otherwise, we were seeing exactly what we'd bought and
what needed to be conquered. And it wasn't only the Indians.
Keep in mind, it was the Spanish, it was the British,
it was the French. They all had things here because
they'd all kind of owned it at one point or another,

(34:36):
or I say owned it. They'd all used it or
been here, British forts, all kinds of things. We had
to go out there and run the rest of them
off too. Hey, this is our place. Now, that's how
conquest works. You don't have to sugarcoat it, and you
don't have to do this thing the right has always
done when we talk about the Indian Wars, the right
love's doing this. No, we were nice. We were nicer

(35:00):
about it. Well, I guess that's somewhat true. We were
nicer about it than other places. We weren't to you know,
Julius Caesar killing a couple million galls to take over France,
that that was not great. When Genghis Khan took over
the Shah, when he took on the Muslim world essentially
has reading about it this morning. Do you know that

(35:22):
I'm not laughing. It's horrible, but I was laughing. I
don't know why I did that. But do you know
he killed four fifths of the people in this major empire.
Eighty percent gone. That's a genocide unbelievable scale. That's a
genocide that honestly percentage wise, that puts MAO to shame, Titler, Stalin,

(35:46):
you name it. That's unreal. Eighty percent of a nation gone,
see bye. But that's the history of the world. Not
defending it. I don't think maybe that was defending it.
But you don't have to pussy foot around it tribes
were not strong enough to stop the European settlers from

(36:08):
conquering America. And that's not an insult on the tribes.
That's not an insult on the settlers. It's just kind
of the way it is. Look, what the tribes needed,
what they needed was the five G network that puretalk
can provide. What Chris, this is how they could have
coordinated against the settlers because the tribes would never have

(36:28):
funded filth like Verizon or AT and T or T Mobile.
They were more traditional when it came to families, so
they would have been more on the side of puretalk
and pure talk had they been around back then. You
know they had this, They have this great five G network. Now,
the tribes could have pulled out their phones. It only
would have taken them ten minutes to switch to pure talk.
They could have pulled out their phones and coordinated with

(36:49):
each other better to fight off the settlers. Sorry, Indians,
puretalk wasn't there then, but it is there now. We
can all switch to pure talk save a fortune too.
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(37:09):
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Speaker 2 (37:20):
Ay yay yai yai. I am the Fritto Bandito.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
I like Britos stornchips.

Speaker 7 (37:28):
I love them.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
I do.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
I want Britto scornchiits. I'll get them from you. I
yi yai yi oh imb Fritto Buandito. Give me Brito
scornchips and I'll be your friend, the Fritto Bundito. You
must not upend munch munch, munch, a bunch of fritos.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Chris asked what I was eating, because you should know
that I'm absolutely eating right now during the show. It's
not my fault, Michael bop. These watermelon sour Patch kids
and watermelon sour Patch kids, they're so underrated that every
now and then I get a little cup of them
and I bring them in here and I eat them

(38:11):
while I'm doing the show. I know it's not professional,
but it is delicious. You enjoy your Independence Day weekend,
celebrate America with your family, all right, That's all
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