October 28, 2024 • 38 mins
Customer service at its worst. It's DEI all the way to the top. It’s not enough to silently disagree with communism. Courage and cowardice is contagious. Is it a good thing that commies advertise on the show? The Washington Post wants more conservative voices but not because they care about you.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Monday. So I just gotta get it off my
chest because I feel like it'll make me feel better.
We're gonna talk about a couple things this hour, what
Kamala Harris was doing with her intelligence reports. We're gonna
(00:31):
talk about the Washington Post owner actually finally looking like
maybe he's starting to get what's happening with the Democrat Party.
We have all that, so much more coming up on
the world famous Jesse Kelly Show this hour. I have
to unload something on you here. But this is exactly why,
maybe it's the show to do it, because I was
(00:52):
going off about illegal immigration. So you want to know
what just happened to me during the break. So here's
what happened to me during the break. I you know,
my mom's obviously been going through it, you know, about
the passing of my dad and whatnot, and we're all
we all are, but her especially of course, nothing compares
(01:13):
to that. And so I have this out of town
thing I'm going to take her too. It's an out
of town thing. I needed a hotel, I obviously needed
two rooms. I look online kind of says nothing's available.
I hang up, or I just put my phone down
and I call. I call instead of doing the online
(01:37):
app thing. I call this hotel, and of course the
lady have to hello.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
What Africans click click, got the point of startists.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I get know English, just know English at all. And
I managed to get through to her. I need two rooms.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I got the doortel. It's booking up.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I got it, I got I got it. I need
two rooms, whatever rooms you have, I need two rooms.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Okay, y'all, just gotta see.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Let me check, and I have to go through this
entire thing five ten minutes. Finally she comes back and.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Says, oh, guy, see that we do have the two rooms.
A fair bullet you what you want to go for?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I said, yes, book me the two rooms. Please just
book the two rooms. Yep, rate sounds good. Book the
two rooms.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Okay, y'all, just gonna get a little more information from
your care that.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
She takes down my name, takes down my address, credit
card number to book the room.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
And she said, okay, Jesse, now I need to know
I need a verbal yes. Do I have your permission
to book the room.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
And this is where I stop her, because I see
this coming a mile away, and I say, ma'am, if
you have both rooms, if I have both rooms, then
you can book it. I don't need one room. I
have no need for one room. I have to go
to a separate hotel if you have one room. So
if it's two rooms, book it. If it's two rooms,
(03:01):
book the hotel. So you want both rooms? Is that
what just I just said? I wanted both booked the rooms.
And so okay, i'd let me just get this for you,
a gouple things in a okay, good notes, jets, I
got you booked. Okay, I got it, good notes. Yes, yes, yes,
it's the second room book. Oh oh okay, hey gone
(03:22):
that second I'm looking right down. Hey he up. Oh chatsy.
It looks like this second room is gone. We don't
we don't have any more rooms. And now, as you
can imagine, you can probably hear it in my voice
that's just happened. That happened during the break. Is you
can imagine my head's about to pop off at this
point in time. So I say to the lady, okay, okay,
(03:44):
I got it, I got it. Then give me a
full refund because they charged me full price on the
full room. Then I need a full refund on the
first room because I told you I didn't want the room.
Oh Jesse, I'm sorry the cancelation policy, I said. I
just lost it, Chris, Chris and Corey. Sorry you had
to see me like that. I freaking lost it. I
was not at all nice. But this is this is
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part of the reason I love peer talk so much.
I can't deal. I can't deal with the non English thing,
and I don't care. I don't care how offended you are.
I'm sorry. I can't deal with it anymore. Speak and
understand English or go find a different freaking job. Gosh,
I cannot take it all right now, now that I
(04:28):
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dot com promo code Jesse. Let's talk about Kamala Harris
because the report came out from a Sharon Lafrenier and
Julian E. Barnes. This is a direct quote. Paging through
(05:34):
intelligence reports. Just weeks after she was sworn in as
Vice president, Kamala Harris was struck by the way two
female foreign leaders were described. The reports used adjectives that,
in her view, were rarely used to describe male leaders.
Miss Harris, the first woman to hold up her office,
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ordered up a review that scrutinized multiple years of briefing
reports from various intelligence agencies looking for possible gender bias.
It's I'll skip down a couple intelligence officials added a
new training class for analysts on how to judge and
(06:15):
assess female foreign leaders. According to another official, we've had
this talk once before, but let's talk about this again
because we're gonna do a little play little Michelle Obama stuff.
I tell myself. We all tell ourselves little white lies,
right that make that help us cope, That help us
get by. And when we look, when you and I
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look at the state of our country and all this
DEI crap ah, the endless di crap. Is it is
it that's too offensive? Is it women enough? Is it
black enough? Is it gay enough? Is this too? You
and I are mortified by it, especially when it comes
to things like the military. We're just by the whole thing.
(07:02):
But at least me, I don't want to put words
in your mouth. I tell myself this lie. I comfort
myself with this lie that hey, at least, if it
gets high enough up there, once it gets really important,
at least they put a stop to all this stuff
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and they just focus on what matters. At some point,
somebody's gonna say, Okay, enough of this nonsense, and they're
gonna focus on what really matters. At some point, if
the bee pit's the fan, World War three breaks out, something,
All this stuff is gonna be set aside, and we're
gonna focus on what really counts. This is a lie.
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I have comforted myself with many, many, many, many many
times in my lifetime, and I'm here to tell you
it's a lie. This stuff has risen to such high
levels of power in this country. There is nobody currently
in power in this nation who can or will stop
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it for any reason. Because for these people, for the
practitioners of the evil religion of communism, this is what
really matters. Every time I've told myself that I was
lying to myself about how committed, how religious the American
(08:30):
Communist is, the American Communist is so devout to his sick,
demonic religion. They can sit down, open up intelligence reports
containing critical national security information for this country and our
foreign policy, and the only thing they see are things
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that might offend women. You'd never talk about a man
like that. We don't need no man. We think. Then
if it climbs high enough, if it gets bad enough,
if things get serious enough, surely they'll stop it.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
In the end.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It's a lie. It's one of those little white lies
that help us sleep better at night. It's a lie.
These people are communists who destroy everything, and unless they
are stopped, they will destroy everything. We have intelligence analysts
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in the United States of America sitting while they should
be trying to prevent World War three, make sure America
is standing a strong spy on our enemies. Our intelligence
analysts have had to be put through classes to make
sure they're addressing women in the most respectful way before
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they put down their intelligence reports. For the Vice President
of the United States of America, these people, they have
some kind of a sixths.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
So what I'm talking about doing right now is based
on longstanding work. It's not new. But as President of
the United States, part of why it is important is
it is a new approach to that job. It is
about a new way that is based on a new
generation of leadership, that is based on new ideas and frankly,
(10:33):
a different experience that brings my commitment to the work
I am talking about and.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
To be.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
We can just dismiss this as she's an airhead. She
doesn't know anything. She may be an airhead. She may
not know anything. She may have no personality, she may
have no knowledge of anything. Really about world affairs or whatnot.
She is a destroyer in all the people who practice
this sick religion. They will destroy everything if we don't
(11:05):
stop them. So there's some motivation for you to get
out to the polls. Let's move on, shall we. In fact,
you know what, Actually I want to say one more
thing on this, because there's a silent poll that was done.
But you shouldn't take it at face value. I'll explain
in a moment. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
(11:25):
a Monday. Of course, it's been a medal of honor
mind at Monday. You can email the show and you
should Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You can leave
us a voicemail eight seven seven three seven seven four
three seven three. Before we get to Michelle Obama, I
wanted to just reference something here because it goes along
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the lines of this DEI stuff. This is from campus Reform.
They pulled the Duke University faculty. Duke University pretty very
elite school. I should note, also just as filthy in
common as it comes, like many universities have become. They
pulled the faculty, and the faculty thinks almost fifty percent
(12:08):
of them, I should say that too much emphasis has
been put on DEI stuff. Okay, sounds good, but here's
the problem. It's not enough to silently disapprove of communism.
So many people in so many different countries have been
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swept up by communism and frankly, have participated in communism
when they didn't even agree with it and didn't like it,
they just kept going along with it because that's what
the crowd was doing. They were too afraid to speak up.
There are legions and legions of people, even democrats, who
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understand when you stop focusing on merit and you start
focusing on skin color and gender in these things, that
it will destroy things, That it is evil, that it
is wrong. That there are legions of people who know this,
but they don't have the courage to say it. We
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have to say it, all of us. It's not enough
to just uh right, disagree underneath your breath. It's not
enough to roll your eyes and shrug your shoulders wherever
we can. We have to fight back against this stuff loudly.
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I promise you, cross my heart and hope to die.
The demons who've been pushing this on you, they will
not be silent, They will not back off they are
not tired. They are aggressively into it. We cannot silent
our way out of it. Are silent approval or silent
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disapproval I should say, means absolutely nothing. Speak up, get loud.
And part of the reason we have to get loud
is it's a cultural change. You see. What we need
is this stuff to be despised by the people and
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what we need to do. What you have to do.
You have to be the courage for the person who
doesn't have it. You have it. They they're not sure.
I don't want I don't want people to think I'm
mean or a misogynist. What if people what if people
think I'm a racist? Can you imagine how heavy that
would be?
Speaker 4 (14:44):
As heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
You have to be their courage. Courage and cowardice are contagious.
If we continue to remain silent with all this evil,
then evil will overcome us. If we continue to speak up,
then we will win. We can defeat this stuff. There
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are so many people around you who agree with you
that it's evil, that it's wrong, that it's destructive, that
it's bad. They just they don't have what you have
inside of them. They can't. They can't fight back against it.
You can give them the courage. Speak up about it. Okay,
speak up about it now. Before we get to Michelle
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Obama and Jeff Bezos's do a couple emails. Hey, Jesse,
I know an op when I see one. Divert, deflect
and deny trying to get us to make fun of
your new knee pads. So we'll stop making fun of
your tiny hands. You have failed, my friend. Okay, I
don't have knee pads. Okay, I didn't order knee pads.
(15:54):
I don't need knee pads. I ordered knee sleeves. There
compression sleeves. They're not They're not pads so I can
get on my knees or something like that. There are sleeves.
So when I go on rocks, or when I do
squats or or the Devil's exercise lunges, my knee will
(16:17):
stop swelling up when I fly. Now, if it's if
it's a two to three hour flight, if my leg
is just kind of there for too long, it's not bad.
It's not like I'm in terrible pain. I'm not ninety yet.
But it swells up and it gets super stiff and
that's uncomfortable. I'm not ashamed of my knee sleeves. Okay,
I'm proud of them. I might, you know what, I
might start wearing a mountain public with shorts. Just what, Chris,
(16:40):
I can't, I can't do't look no what they'll look
Trust me, Chris, They'll look great. In the past, listeners
have complained about the communist advertising on the podcast, but
hear me out on this. I think it's actually a
good thing during the election that they're just wasting their
money on an audience that's virtually one hundred decided on
who to vote for. Okay, well listen, Okay, first, remember
(17:03):
if you hear my voice during the breaks, that's our advertisers.
We vetted them. They're ares, they belong to the show.
These airwaves do not belong to me at all. They
do not. I am allowed to use them for three
hours a night. If it's not my voice, it's not
my ad. If you hear ads you dislike, you should
(17:25):
understand there's a law out there, a horrible law, but
a law out there that everyone has to be given
equal time. So if you pay for it, So if
Donald Trump runs an ad in my show, hey, I'm
Donald Trump. Vote for me. I'll deport all the illegals.
And then Kamala Harris's people get a hold and say, hey,
(17:47):
we want to run an ad by law. We cannot
refuse it. It has to be accepted. I know it's
a garbage, ridiculous, oh equality law, but it's the law.
It's stupid, it's insane, but it's how it goes. You know,
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We'll be back.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Jesse Kelly returns next.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday, A
medal of honor Monday. So let's go to Michelle Obama.
Everyone who listens to this show knows my deep lasting
hatred for Barack Obama. Barack Obama is the first, and
I believe only president we've ever had who tried to
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break the country. We've had plenty of bad presidents, plenty
of Democrats, plenty of Republicans, We've had plenty of presidents
who didn't care about the country. I get that we've
only had one that hated it to his core and
used his eight years to try to burn it down.
Filled up the government, filled up the military with people
(20:03):
who hated it like he hated it, and they are
doing their evil work to this day. The damage Barack
Obama did to this country with his eight years. I
will not see the end of it in my lifetime.
If we started unpacking it and untying it now, I
know for a fact I'll be dead by the time
it got untied. That's how much damage one street communist
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did with the power of the White House. But Barack
Obama did not do it alone. He did it with
the aid of his wife, who might she might hate
America more than he does. Remember that famous video that's
out there. There's all kinds of Michelle Obama talk out
there because she can't ever stop running her fat mouth.
(20:46):
But remember that one video where they're at a patriotic ceremony.
I forget what it was, Flag Day, maybe July fourth,
something like that, and they're standing there on stage, hands
over their hearts, and turns to him and says, all
this for a dang flag. Only she didn't say dang,
(21:07):
but there are kids listening, So that's what I'm gonna say.
And he turns to her and he knows, Yeah, country sucks.
The Obamas are a cancer on this country, possibly terminal
a cancer. And so they go grab Michelle because Dome's
campaign is going down faster than well, we're not going
to go there right now. But Domes campaign is in
(21:30):
free fall, and they brought out Michelle Obama to do
what to do Obama things?
Speaker 4 (21:37):
I got asked myself, well, why on earth is this
race even close? I lay awake at night wondering what
in the world is going on? And it's clear to
me that the question isn't whether Kamala is ready for
this moment, because by every measure she has demonstrated that
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she's ready. The real country, the real question is as
a country, are we ready for this moment?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Always talking down to us. You're always too racist, you're
always too sexist. Just let us burn down the country,
or you're a racist, you're a sexist. The Obamas are
the creators of DEI the originators of it. You're with
me or you're racist. You're with me or your sexist?
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This country sucks. Everyone against me is evil. And maybe
you thought that was bad. This is worse.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Are you, as men prepared to look into the eyes
of the women and children you love and tell them
that you supported this assault on our safety?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Man, assault on our safety. They have so twisted themselves
and twisted the minds of young women up women genuinely
think their lives are in danger if they're not allowed
to massacre their babies. Doesn't matter how many young women
are raped and murdered by illegals across the country, illegals
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Democrats have let in. The American communist is so twisted
up she believes that her life is in danger if
she's not allowed to abort her baby. And of course
there's Michelle satan Obama there reinforcing that, believer.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Are you, as men, prepared to look into the eyes
of the women and children you love and tell them
that you supported this assault on our safety?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
And to the women listening.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
We have every right to demand that the men in
our lives do better by us. We have to use
our voices to make these choices clear to the men
that we love, our lives are worth more than their
anger and disappointment, and.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
We are.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Our lives are worth more than their anger or disappointment.
Is that the most communist woman thing in the history
of communist women things. They have created a reality in
their minds that their lives are a danger, and they're
dismissing the widespread anger in angst men are feeling as
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they watch their careers their dollar and their country go
down the toilet, dismiss all these tangible things you feel, men,
because I've managed to convince myself my life's in danger
if you won't let me chop your baby's head off
while it's growing in my stomach. Is that not some
of the most sick, demonic crep you've ever heard in
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your life. But of course it is. Why because her
name's Michelle Friacking Obama, and if it's humanly possible, she
might be more evil than that beard she married. Goh Lee. Sorry,
I'm all fired up from that phone call earlier. Chris,
It's fine. I got fired up from the phone call early,
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and I'm fine. It's all fine now, it's no, it's
everyone knows everyone. Look, everyone everyone gets it. Washington Post
owner Jeff Bezos maybe gets it too. So he's a
dirty COMI right, one of the richest guys in the world. Well,
at least he was to his lib wife divorced him
and took half his money. Now she's the richest woman
in the world. But he's one of the richest guys
(25:28):
in the world. He also owns The Washington Post, he
owns Amazon. You see, some people get it. And some
people do not. The Washington Post didn't endorse Dome the
New York Times. This just broke an hour and a half,
two hours ago. We didn't bother talking about it's not
that big of a deal. But the New York Times
didn't endorse Dome. And then well, here's the headline from
(25:51):
the New York Post today. Oh yeah, USA today too, Chris,
Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos wants more concernitive opinion writers
at the paper. Now, hold on, what's he doing here?
Does he actually want to promote your cause or my cause? No?
Does he want to save the country? Of course not. No, no, no, no, no.
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Dismiss all those things. Jeff Bezos is a very intelligent
human being. Hate him as you might, that's fine. He's
a very very intelligent human being. And Jeff Bezos understands
really what we referenced. I think it was in the
first hour when we were making fun of Tim Walls
not knowing football lingo. Jeff Bezos understands that they're going
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to lose this selection, in large part because they have
so isolated themselves in the ivory towers of liberalism in
this country. They don't speak the language of the people anymore.
They don't even know how to The Democrat Party has
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completely destroyed its coalition to the point they don't know
how to relate to football games. They don't know how
to act like they even hunt. They dragged poor Tim
Walls out there acting like a pheasant hunter. That shotgun
was kicking his rear end, like I'm back to being
eleven years old and my dad handed me it's twelve gage.
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I don't know, how do you work this thing? They
have so isolated themselves in the world of academia, in
the media world, and the halls of power, the major
finance world, the major tech world. All these high up,
elite institutions are all run by the communists because the
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Communists infiltrated and took the institutions over. And yeah, that's good,
and it's certainly helped them gain power and it's helped
them gain money. But now they're looking out at the
complete rejection of the American people. They're feeling it. It's tangible,
they're feeling it, and they're looking around wondering, Uh, what
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do I do. Let's have Tim Wallas play Madden. They
don't have any idea how you think or feel and
some people, the smart people like Bezos, are starting to
realize it. And the hilarious thing is when they announced
the Washington Post wasn't endorsing Dome, there was a revolt
from the commis inside of the Washington Post. It's hilarious anyway,
(28:25):
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to relief factor dot com. We'll be back. It is
that Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly
Show on a Monday. If you missed any part of
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remember you can email us. We'd love your emails Jesse
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at Jesse Kellyshow dot com or a voicemail eight seven
seven three seven seven four three seven three. I ever
tell you about the time I got hurt bad by
a cactus more specifically, if we're being honest, it was
a prickly pair. But here's how it went. My dad.
This was one of actually I believe it was my
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very first major hunting trip with my dad. I was twelve,
I think eleven or twelve years old, so I was young.
Skinny rifle was kicking my rear end and we were
in Montana and we'd driven across the state. Remember, my
dad didn't like fun really or music of any kind.
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So he also didn't like to talk. So we wrote
about five hours to eastern Montana in pretty much complete silence.
If you've ever ever wondered what's wrong with me mentally,
that's how I grew up. Anyway, So we're driving it. Oh,
by the way, if you want to know why, I
can entertain just sitting here by myself, because I've had
to talk to my for virtually my entire life. Anyway,
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So we drive clear to eastern Montana and we're going
aneloe punton and I don't know if you've ever been
antelote punting, but it's it's intense one. They're very, very fast,
they have excellent senses, and you have to hunt. It's
none of this Texas deer hunting thing where you go
sit up in a stand and drop some corn in
the middle of the field and shoot whatever comes out. No,
(31:25):
you have to stay, you have to stay up wind,
you're to it's it's hard, Okay, you have to stalk them,
and so you spend your time walking all over these
rolling grassy hills trying to find a way to creep
up on these things. It's a lot of walking, a
lot of crawling, a lot of this, a lot of that. Finally,
my dad thinks he's got me in position to take
(31:48):
a shot at these things. I have to lay down,
and I start low crawling up this hill. Well, he
had previously given me a pouch to keep on my
belt full of the ammunition for my rifle. Now I'd
done some crawling earlier in the day, and the pouch
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was kind of digging into my side where I was
laying there because I had to lay there for a while.
So I took the pouch off and I set the
pouch down. Now, fast forward to the newest place, and
I'm low crawling up to where I'm supposed to be.
I finally see the antelope, and he's letting me know, okay,
(32:31):
let's go take the shot. So I reach for the
AMMO pouch that was previously on my belt. But you see,
the AMMO pouch got forgotten where I was before, miles
and miles away. We would never be able to find
it again. And now I have this moment of panic,
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and I know my dad is staring daggers into my
back right now. He probably already knows that I lost
the AMMO. He's probably trying to resent to keep from
murdering me in this very moment, I instinctively, you know
how you kind of when you know you forgot your wallet,
you still pat your pockets as if it might still
(33:12):
be in there. You know that, Yeah, that's exactly right, Chris,
crossing your fingers, it might still be there. I have
this panic wash over me. I know that I've left
the Yamo pouch. I know it's gone. As soon as
I reach my belt and it's not there. I know
it's gone. I know my dad's getting ready to murder me.
So I instinctively reach out beside me, not on my person,
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but I start patting the ground beside me, looking for it.
And a huge prickly pair that I was apparently laying
right beside jabs into my hand. Or they're just cactus, Chris,
that are just short one? Yeah they have them up there, Yes,
in eastern Montana, Yes, Chris, Yes they do. Anyway, jab it,
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I pull it out. I have three or four needles
stuck in my hand. I know my dad is probably
so mad at this point in time that just it
gave me strength in the moment. My stupidity and weakness
gave me strength in the moment. I didn't want to
let him see, so with my hand bleeding, I kind
of put it in front of me and just yanked
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them all out with the other hand. And then he
got mad at me for getting blood all over the gun. Anyway,
that's a little antelope story. Do you have a dog,
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Go you know, you know the thing.
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Headlines We didn't get to.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Germantown bans cactus plants from all government facilities after an injury.
I understand you, and I see you Germany. I have
certainly been there. Wittmer's Michigan popular is shrinking, losing most
residents to Florida, Ohio, and Texas. This is, according to
the Midwesterner. This is me reminding you that your blue
(36:10):
state that you won't leave, it's going to turn into
a state only for the uber rich and uber poor.
The uber poor can't leave, they're stuck there. The uber
rich will isolate themselves, engated communities with private security. Everyone else,
all those wonderful middle class people, they've already gotten a
(36:32):
hold of U haul. They've packed it up and they've
packed it in and they are moving on. Pronouns one
oh one Trans and non Binary Passport Clinic. University of
Michigan Spectrum Center is celebrating Transgender Awareness Month. I will
maintain that as one of the dumbest political moves I've
(36:53):
ever seen by a major party, Democrats embracing the tranny stuff.
It's weird, it's grown, everyone knows it. It was never
going to catch on with major popularity, and now it
makes them look like a bunch of freaks, which, of
course they all you that Biden wants. The campaign for
Kamala Harris. Harris says, get lost. The complete hatred, fairly
(37:19):
open hatred now between the Biden camp and the Harris
camp makes me laugh. And think about this. Think about this.
There's a chance a week from now, a week and
a day from now, we'll be sitting here, we'll be
doing the show and the results are coming in and
Lord Willing, we think we're gonna win, and win that
night and all that. Think about this, there's a chance
(37:39):
Kamala Harris ended hers and Joe Biden's political career. Think
about that. How wonderful is that we owe that woman
a debt of gratitude She might have ended both their careers.
You can email me Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
You can call me eight seven seven three seven seven
(38:02):
four three seven three. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Monday. So I just gotta get it off my
chest because I feel like it'll make me feel better.
We're gonna talk about a couple things this hour, what
Kamala Harris was doing with her intelligence reports. We're gonna
(00:31):
talk about the Washington Post owner actually finally looking like
maybe he's starting to get what's happening with the Democrat Party.
We have all that, so much more coming up on
the world famous Jesse Kelly Show this hour. I have
to unload something on you here. But this is exactly why,
maybe it's the show to do it, because I was
(00:52):
going off about illegal immigration. So you want to know
what just happened to me during the break. So here's
what happened to me during the break. I you know,
my mom's obviously been going through it, you know, about
the passing of my dad and whatnot, and we're all
we all are, but her especially of course, nothing compares
(01:13):
to that. And so I have this out of town
thing I'm going to take her too. It's an out
of town thing. I needed a hotel, I obviously needed
two rooms. I look online kind of says nothing's available.
I hang up, or I just put my phone down
and I call. I call instead of doing the online
(01:37):
app thing. I call this hotel, and of course the
lady have to hello.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
What Africans click click, got the point of startists.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I get know English, just know English at all. And
I managed to get through to her. I need two rooms.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I got the doortel. It's booking up.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I got it, I got I got it. I need
two rooms, whatever rooms you have, I need two rooms.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Okay, y'all, just gotta see.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Let me check, and I have to go through this
entire thing five ten minutes. Finally she comes back and.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Says, oh, guy, see that we do have the two rooms.
A fair bullet you what you want to go for?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I said, yes, book me the two rooms. Please just
book the two rooms. Yep, rate sounds good. Book the
two rooms.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Okay, y'all, just gonna get a little more information from
your care that.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
She takes down my name, takes down my address, credit
card number to book the room.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
And she said, okay, Jesse, now I need to know
I need a verbal yes. Do I have your permission
to book the room.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
And this is where I stop her, because I see
this coming a mile away, and I say, ma'am, if
you have both rooms, if I have both rooms, then
you can book it. I don't need one room. I
have no need for one room. I have to go
to a separate hotel if you have one room. So
if it's two rooms, book it. If it's two rooms,
(03:01):
book the hotel. So you want both rooms? Is that
what just I just said? I wanted both booked the rooms.
And so okay, i'd let me just get this for you,
a gouple things in a okay, good notes, jets, I
got you booked. Okay, I got it, good notes. Yes, yes, yes,
it's the second room book. Oh oh okay, hey gone
(03:22):
that second I'm looking right down. Hey he up. Oh chatsy.
It looks like this second room is gone. We don't
we don't have any more rooms. And now, as you
can imagine, you can probably hear it in my voice
that's just happened. That happened during the break. Is you
can imagine my head's about to pop off at this
point in time. So I say to the lady, okay, okay,
(03:44):
I got it, I got it. Then give me a
full refund because they charged me full price on the
full room. Then I need a full refund on the
first room because I told you I didn't want the room.
Oh Jesse, I'm sorry the cancelation policy, I said. I
just lost it, Chris, Chris and Corey. Sorry you had
to see me like that. I freaking lost it. I
was not at all nice. But this is this is
(04:06):
part of the reason I love peer talk so much.
I can't deal. I can't deal with the non English thing,
and I don't care. I don't care how offended you are.
I'm sorry. I can't deal with it anymore. Speak and
understand English or go find a different freaking job. Gosh,
I cannot take it all right now, now that I
(04:28):
got that off my chest, you know what. I'm good, Chris,
I'm good. You know what this is too. This is
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it's at a dangerously low level. And now I can't
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dot com promo code Jesse. Let's talk about Kamala Harris
because the report came out from a Sharon Lafrenier and
Julian E. Barnes. This is a direct quote. Paging through
(05:34):
intelligence reports. Just weeks after she was sworn in as
Vice president, Kamala Harris was struck by the way two
female foreign leaders were described. The reports used adjectives that,
in her view, were rarely used to describe male leaders.
Miss Harris, the first woman to hold up her office,
(05:55):
ordered up a review that scrutinized multiple years of briefing
reports from various intelligence agencies looking for possible gender bias.
It's I'll skip down a couple intelligence officials added a
new training class for analysts on how to judge and
(06:15):
assess female foreign leaders. According to another official, we've had
this talk once before, but let's talk about this again
because we're gonna do a little play little Michelle Obama stuff.
I tell myself. We all tell ourselves little white lies,
right that make that help us cope, That help us
get by. And when we look, when you and I
(06:38):
look at the state of our country and all this
DEI crap ah, the endless di crap. Is it is
it that's too offensive? Is it women enough? Is it
black enough? Is it gay enough? Is this too? You
and I are mortified by it, especially when it comes
to things like the military. We're just by the whole thing.
(07:02):
But at least me, I don't want to put words
in your mouth. I tell myself this lie. I comfort
myself with this lie that hey, at least, if it
gets high enough up there, once it gets really important,
at least they put a stop to all this stuff
(07:22):
and they just focus on what matters. At some point,
somebody's gonna say, Okay, enough of this nonsense, and they're
gonna focus on what really matters. At some point, if
the bee pit's the fan, World War three breaks out, something,
All this stuff is gonna be set aside, and we're
gonna focus on what really counts. This is a lie.
(07:45):
I have comforted myself with many, many, many, many many
times in my lifetime, and I'm here to tell you
it's a lie. This stuff has risen to such high
levels of power in this country. There is nobody currently
in power in this nation who can or will stop
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it for any reason. Because for these people, for the
practitioners of the evil religion of communism, this is what
really matters. Every time I've told myself that I was
lying to myself about how committed, how religious the American
(08:30):
Communist is, the American Communist is so devout to his sick,
demonic religion. They can sit down, open up intelligence reports
containing critical national security information for this country and our
foreign policy, and the only thing they see are things
(08:52):
that might offend women. You'd never talk about a man
like that. We don't need no man. We think. Then
if it climbs high enough, if it gets bad enough,
if things get serious enough, surely they'll stop it.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
In the end.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It's a lie. It's one of those little white lies
that help us sleep better at night. It's a lie.
These people are communists who destroy everything, and unless they
are stopped, they will destroy everything. We have intelligence analysts
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in the United States of America sitting while they should
be trying to prevent World War three, make sure America
is standing a strong spy on our enemies. Our intelligence
analysts have had to be put through classes to make
sure they're addressing women in the most respectful way before
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they put down their intelligence reports. For the Vice President
of the United States of America, these people, they have
some kind of a sixths.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
So what I'm talking about doing right now is based
on longstanding work. It's not new. But as President of
the United States, part of why it is important is
it is a new approach to that job. It is
about a new way that is based on a new
generation of leadership, that is based on new ideas and frankly,
(10:33):
a different experience that brings my commitment to the work
I am talking about and.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
To be.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
We can just dismiss this as she's an airhead. She
doesn't know anything. She may be an airhead. She may
not know anything. She may have no personality, she may
have no knowledge of anything. Really about world affairs or whatnot.
She is a destroyer in all the people who practice
this sick religion. They will destroy everything if we don't
(11:05):
stop them. So there's some motivation for you to get
out to the polls. Let's move on, shall we. In fact,
you know what, Actually I want to say one more
thing on this, because there's a silent poll that was done.
But you shouldn't take it at face value. I'll explain
in a moment. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
(11:25):
a Monday. Of course, it's been a medal of honor
mind at Monday. You can email the show and you
should Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You can leave
us a voicemail eight seven seven three seven seven four
three seven three. Before we get to Michelle Obama, I
wanted to just reference something here because it goes along
(11:46):
the lines of this DEI stuff. This is from campus Reform.
They pulled the Duke University faculty. Duke University pretty very
elite school. I should note, also just as filthy in
common as it comes, like many universities have become. They
pulled the faculty, and the faculty thinks almost fifty percent
(12:08):
of them, I should say that too much emphasis has
been put on DEI stuff. Okay, sounds good, but here's
the problem. It's not enough to silently disapprove of communism.
So many people in so many different countries have been
(12:32):
swept up by communism and frankly, have participated in communism
when they didn't even agree with it and didn't like it,
they just kept going along with it because that's what
the crowd was doing. They were too afraid to speak up.
There are legions and legions of people, even democrats, who
(12:55):
understand when you stop focusing on merit and you start
focusing on skin color and gender in these things, that
it will destroy things, That it is evil, that it
is wrong. That there are legions of people who know this,
but they don't have the courage to say it. We
(13:18):
have to say it, all of us. It's not enough
to just uh right, disagree underneath your breath. It's not
enough to roll your eyes and shrug your shoulders wherever
we can. We have to fight back against this stuff loudly.
(13:41):
I promise you, cross my heart and hope to die.
The demons who've been pushing this on you, they will
not be silent, They will not back off they are
not tired. They are aggressively into it. We cannot silent
our way out of it. Are silent approval or silent
(14:02):
disapproval I should say, means absolutely nothing. Speak up, get loud.
And part of the reason we have to get loud
is it's a cultural change. You see. What we need
is this stuff to be despised by the people and
(14:24):
what we need to do. What you have to do.
You have to be the courage for the person who
doesn't have it. You have it. They they're not sure.
I don't want I don't want people to think I'm
mean or a misogynist. What if people what if people
think I'm a racist? Can you imagine how heavy that
would be?
Speaker 4 (14:44):
As heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
You have to be their courage. Courage and cowardice are contagious.
If we continue to remain silent with all this evil,
then evil will overcome us. If we continue to speak up,
then we will win. We can defeat this stuff. There
(15:09):
are so many people around you who agree with you
that it's evil, that it's wrong, that it's destructive, that
it's bad. They just they don't have what you have
inside of them. They can't. They can't fight back against it.
You can give them the courage. Speak up about it. Okay,
speak up about it now. Before we get to Michelle
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Obama and Jeff Bezos's do a couple emails. Hey, Jesse,
I know an op when I see one. Divert, deflect
and deny trying to get us to make fun of
your new knee pads. So we'll stop making fun of
your tiny hands. You have failed, my friend. Okay, I
don't have knee pads. Okay, I didn't order knee pads.
(15:54):
I don't need knee pads. I ordered knee sleeves. There
compression sleeves. They're not They're not pads so I can
get on my knees or something like that. There are sleeves.
So when I go on rocks, or when I do
squats or or the Devil's exercise lunges, my knee will
(16:17):
stop swelling up when I fly. Now, if it's if
it's a two to three hour flight, if my leg
is just kind of there for too long, it's not bad.
It's not like I'm in terrible pain. I'm not ninety yet.
But it swells up and it gets super stiff and
that's uncomfortable. I'm not ashamed of my knee sleeves. Okay,
I'm proud of them. I might, you know what, I
might start wearing a mountain public with shorts. Just what, Chris,
(16:40):
I can't, I can't do't look no what they'll look
Trust me, Chris, They'll look great. In the past, listeners
have complained about the communist advertising on the podcast, but
hear me out on this. I think it's actually a
good thing during the election that they're just wasting their
money on an audience that's virtually one hundred decided on
who to vote for. Okay, well listen, Okay, first, remember
(17:03):
if you hear my voice during the breaks, that's our advertisers.
We vetted them. They're ares, they belong to the show.
These airwaves do not belong to me at all. They
do not. I am allowed to use them for three
hours a night. If it's not my voice, it's not
my ad. If you hear ads you dislike, you should
(17:25):
understand there's a law out there, a horrible law, but
a law out there that everyone has to be given
equal time. So if you pay for it, So if
Donald Trump runs an ad in my show, hey, I'm
Donald Trump. Vote for me. I'll deport all the illegals.
And then Kamala Harris's people get a hold and say, hey,
(17:47):
we want to run an ad by law. We cannot
refuse it. It has to be accepted. I know it's
a garbage, ridiculous, oh equality law, but it's the law.
It's stupid, it's insane, but it's how it goes. You know,
it's not stupid or insane. Tunnel to Towers. Tunnel to
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what they're doing. Tunnel to Towers, Well, they build smart
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you give up an and I are both eyes and legs.
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Your physical quality of life is different for the rest
of it. It's different for the rest of your life.
And they build these guys smart homes so they can
overcome their injuries more easily and they can feel like
you're not a burden, but you feel like a burden.
All these guys tell me this. I feel like a
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my kids. It lessens that. It's honestly, it's the most
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We'll be back.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Jesse Kelly returns next.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday, A
medal of honor Monday. So let's go to Michelle Obama.
Everyone who listens to this show knows my deep lasting
hatred for Barack Obama. Barack Obama is the first, and
I believe only president we've ever had who tried to
(19:40):
break the country. We've had plenty of bad presidents, plenty
of Democrats, plenty of Republicans, We've had plenty of presidents
who didn't care about the country. I get that we've
only had one that hated it to his core and
used his eight years to try to burn it down.
Filled up the government, filled up the military with people
(20:03):
who hated it like he hated it, and they are
doing their evil work to this day. The damage Barack
Obama did to this country with his eight years. I
will not see the end of it in my lifetime.
If we started unpacking it and untying it now, I
know for a fact I'll be dead by the time
it got untied. That's how much damage one street communist
(20:25):
did with the power of the White House. But Barack
Obama did not do it alone. He did it with
the aid of his wife, who might she might hate
America more than he does. Remember that famous video that's
out there. There's all kinds of Michelle Obama talk out
there because she can't ever stop running her fat mouth.
(20:46):
But remember that one video where they're at a patriotic ceremony.
I forget what it was, Flag Day, maybe July fourth,
something like that, and they're standing there on stage, hands
over their hearts, and turns to him and says, all
this for a dang flag. Only she didn't say dang,
(21:07):
but there are kids listening, So that's what I'm gonna say.
And he turns to her and he knows, Yeah, country sucks.
The Obamas are a cancer on this country, possibly terminal
a cancer. And so they go grab Michelle because Dome's
campaign is going down faster than well, we're not going
to go there right now. But Domes campaign is in
(21:30):
free fall, and they brought out Michelle Obama to do
what to do Obama things?
Speaker 4 (21:37):
I got asked myself, well, why on earth is this
race even close? I lay awake at night wondering what
in the world is going on? And it's clear to
me that the question isn't whether Kamala is ready for
this moment, because by every measure she has demonstrated that
(21:57):
she's ready. The real country, the real question is as
a country, are we ready for this moment?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Always talking down to us. You're always too racist, you're
always too sexist. Just let us burn down the country,
or you're a racist, you're a sexist. The Obamas are
the creators of DEI the originators of it. You're with
me or you're racist. You're with me or your sexist?
(22:29):
This country sucks. Everyone against me is evil. And maybe
you thought that was bad. This is worse.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Are you, as men prepared to look into the eyes
of the women and children you love and tell them
that you supported this assault on our safety?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Man, assault on our safety. They have so twisted themselves
and twisted the minds of young women up women genuinely
think their lives are in danger if they're not allowed
to massacre their babies. Doesn't matter how many young women
are raped and murdered by illegals across the country, illegals
(23:07):
Democrats have let in. The American communist is so twisted
up she believes that her life is in danger if
she's not allowed to abort her baby. And of course
there's Michelle satan Obama there reinforcing that, believer.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Are you, as men, prepared to look into the eyes
of the women and children you love and tell them
that you supported this assault on our safety?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
And to the women listening.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
We have every right to demand that the men in
our lives do better by us. We have to use
our voices to make these choices clear to the men
that we love, our lives are worth more than their
anger and disappointment, and.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
We are.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Our lives are worth more than their anger or disappointment.
Is that the most communist woman thing in the history
of communist women things. They have created a reality in
their minds that their lives are a danger, and they're
dismissing the widespread anger in angst men are feeling as
(24:25):
they watch their careers their dollar and their country go
down the toilet, dismiss all these tangible things you feel, men,
because I've managed to convince myself my life's in danger
if you won't let me chop your baby's head off
while it's growing in my stomach. Is that not some
of the most sick, demonic crep you've ever heard in
(24:48):
your life. But of course it is. Why because her
name's Michelle Friacking Obama, and if it's humanly possible, she
might be more evil than that beard she married. Goh Lee. Sorry,
I'm all fired up from that phone call earlier. Chris,
It's fine. I got fired up from the phone call early,
(25:08):
and I'm fine. It's all fine now, it's no, it's
everyone knows everyone. Look, everyone everyone gets it. Washington Post
owner Jeff Bezos maybe gets it too. So he's a
dirty COMI right, one of the richest guys in the world. Well,
at least he was to his lib wife divorced him
and took half his money. Now she's the richest woman
in the world. But he's one of the richest guys
(25:28):
in the world. He also owns The Washington Post, he
owns Amazon. You see, some people get it. And some
people do not. The Washington Post didn't endorse Dome the
New York Times. This just broke an hour and a half,
two hours ago. We didn't bother talking about it's not
that big of a deal. But the New York Times
didn't endorse Dome. And then well, here's the headline from
(25:51):
the New York Post today. Oh yeah, USA today too, Chris,
Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos wants more concernitive opinion writers
at the paper. Now, hold on, what's he doing here?
Does he actually want to promote your cause or my cause? No?
Does he want to save the country? Of course not. No, no, no, no, no.
(26:12):
Dismiss all those things. Jeff Bezos is a very intelligent
human being. Hate him as you might, that's fine. He's
a very very intelligent human being. And Jeff Bezos understands
really what we referenced. I think it was in the
first hour when we were making fun of Tim Walls
not knowing football lingo. Jeff Bezos understands that they're going
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to lose this selection, in large part because they have
so isolated themselves in the ivory towers of liberalism in
this country. They don't speak the language of the people anymore.
They don't even know how to The Democrat Party has
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completely destroyed its coalition to the point they don't know
how to relate to football games. They don't know how
to act like they even hunt. They dragged poor Tim
Walls out there acting like a pheasant hunter. That shotgun
was kicking his rear end, like I'm back to being
eleven years old and my dad handed me it's twelve gage.
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I don't know, how do you work this thing? They
have so isolated themselves in the world of academia, in
the media world, and the halls of power, the major
finance world, the major tech world. All these high up,
elite institutions are all run by the communists because the
(27:43):
Communists infiltrated and took the institutions over. And yeah, that's good,
and it's certainly helped them gain power and it's helped
them gain money. But now they're looking out at the
complete rejection of the American people. They're feeling it. It's tangible,
they're feeling it, and they're looking around wondering, Uh, what
(28:03):
do I do. Let's have Tim Wallas play Madden. They
don't have any idea how you think or feel and
some people, the smart people like Bezos, are starting to
realize it. And the hilarious thing is when they announced
the Washington Post wasn't endorsing Dome, there was a revolt
from the commis inside of the Washington Post. It's hilarious anyway,
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Pain isn't hilarious. Do you have any cactus injuries? I do.
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at Jesse Kellyshow dot com or a voicemail eight seven
seven three seven seven four three seven three. I ever
tell you about the time I got hurt bad by
a cactus more specifically, if we're being honest, it was
a prickly pair. But here's how it went. My dad.
This was one of actually I believe it was my
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very first major hunting trip with my dad. I was twelve,
I think eleven or twelve years old, so I was young.
Skinny rifle was kicking my rear end and we were
in Montana and we'd driven across the state. Remember, my
dad didn't like fun really or music of any kind.
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So he also didn't like to talk. So we wrote
about five hours to eastern Montana in pretty much complete silence.
If you've ever ever wondered what's wrong with me mentally,
that's how I grew up. Anyway, So we're driving it. Oh,
by the way, if you want to know why, I
can entertain just sitting here by myself, because I've had
to talk to my for virtually my entire life. Anyway,
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So we drive clear to eastern Montana and we're going
aneloe punton and I don't know if you've ever been
antelote punting, but it's it's intense one. They're very, very fast,
they have excellent senses, and you have to hunt. It's
none of this Texas deer hunting thing where you go
sit up in a stand and drop some corn in
the middle of the field and shoot whatever comes out. No,
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you have to stay, you have to stay up wind,
you're to it's it's hard, Okay, you have to stalk them,
and so you spend your time walking all over these
rolling grassy hills trying to find a way to creep
up on these things. It's a lot of walking, a
lot of crawling, a lot of this, a lot of that. Finally,
my dad thinks he's got me in position to take
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a shot at these things. I have to lay down,
and I start low crawling up this hill. Well, he
had previously given me a pouch to keep on my
belt full of the ammunition for my rifle. Now I'd
done some crawling earlier in the day, and the pouch
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was kind of digging into my side where I was
laying there because I had to lay there for a while.
So I took the pouch off and I set the
pouch down. Now, fast forward to the newest place, and
I'm low crawling up to where I'm supposed to be.
I finally see the antelope, and he's letting me know, okay,
(32:31):
let's go take the shot. So I reach for the
AMMO pouch that was previously on my belt. But you see,
the AMMO pouch got forgotten where I was before, miles
and miles away. We would never be able to find
it again. And now I have this moment of panic,
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and I know my dad is staring daggers into my
back right now. He probably already knows that I lost
the AMMO. He's probably trying to resent to keep from
murdering me in this very moment, I instinctively, you know
how you kind of when you know you forgot your wallet,
you still pat your pockets as if it might still
(33:12):
be in there. You know that, Yeah, that's exactly right, Chris,
crossing your fingers, it might still be there. I have
this panic wash over me. I know that I've left
the Yamo pouch. I know it's gone. As soon as
I reach my belt and it's not there. I know
it's gone. I know my dad's getting ready to murder me.
So I instinctively reach out beside me, not on my person,
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but I start patting the ground beside me, looking for it.
And a huge prickly pair that I was apparently laying
right beside jabs into my hand. Or they're just cactus, Chris,
that are just short one? Yeah they have them up there, Yes,
in eastern Montana, Yes, Chris, Yes they do. Anyway, jab it,
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I pull it out. I have three or four needles
stuck in my hand. I know my dad is probably
so mad at this point in time that just it
gave me strength in the moment. My stupidity and weakness
gave me strength in the moment. I didn't want to
let him see, so with my hand bleeding, I kind
of put it in front of me and just yanked
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them all out with the other hand. And then he
got mad at me for getting blood all over the gun. Anyway,
that's a little antelope story. Do you have a dog,
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Speaker 3 (35:38):
And now here's a headline.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Go you know, you know the thing.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Headlines We didn't get to.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Germantown bans cactus plants from all government facilities after an injury.
I understand you, and I see you Germany. I have
certainly been there. Wittmer's Michigan popular is shrinking, losing most
residents to Florida, Ohio, and Texas. This is, according to
the Midwesterner. This is me reminding you that your blue
(36:10):
state that you won't leave, it's going to turn into
a state only for the uber rich and uber poor.
The uber poor can't leave, they're stuck there. The uber
rich will isolate themselves, engated communities with private security. Everyone else,
all those wonderful middle class people, they've already gotten a
(36:32):
hold of U haul. They've packed it up and they've
packed it in and they are moving on. Pronouns one
oh one Trans and non Binary Passport Clinic. University of
Michigan Spectrum Center is celebrating Transgender Awareness Month. I will
maintain that as one of the dumbest political moves I've
(36:53):
ever seen by a major party, Democrats embracing the tranny stuff.
It's weird, it's grown, everyone knows it. It was never
going to catch on with major popularity, and now it
makes them look like a bunch of freaks, which, of
course they all you that Biden wants. The campaign for
Kamala Harris. Harris says, get lost. The complete hatred, fairly
(37:19):
open hatred now between the Biden camp and the Harris
camp makes me laugh. And think about this. Think about this.
There's a chance a week from now, a week and
a day from now, we'll be sitting here, we'll be
doing the show and the results are coming in and
Lord Willing, we think we're gonna win, and win that
night and all that. Think about this, there's a chance
(37:39):
Kamala Harris ended hers and Joe Biden's political career. Think
about that. How wonderful is that we owe that woman
a debt of gratitude She might have ended both their careers.
You can email me Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
You can call me eight seven seven three seven seven
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