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September 16, 2021 110 mins

We can't keep going around with the old mindset of politics. They changed the rules, make sure you use them against them the same way they use them against you. Everyone's favorite anarchist Michael Malice returns. Why space sucks and why we should take over Mexico

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun.
Let's have a mentality change, starting now on the right.
What am I talking about? I will tell you in
a second. Let me just say I was doing some
thinking about Biden in the administration and all the stuff,

(00:30):
and I cannot tell you how much I admire it,
how much I am impressed with Joe Biden in his administration,
and how much we must do the same. You're saying,
what are you talking about? I will tell you in
about thirty seconds. Give me just a brief moment. We
have Michael Malice coming up an hour and a half
from now, back by popular demand. I didn't banish him

(00:53):
from the show. Everyone loves him. He was moving. He's
moving from New York to Texas. The girlfriend is long story,
I think, even to stint in the hospital. But our
favorite anarchist that kuk, Michael Malice is coming back in.
I have a ton to say tonight about Mark Millie.
We have vaccine mandate stuff, do we actually care about

(01:15):
women in this society? And much much, much, much more.
But let's address the elephant in the room. No, I'm
not talking about a feminist rally. Let's address the elephant
in the room. Before I get going, do you did
you hear what Joe Biden had to say today about
Mark Millie? But before you play it, just let's just remember,
let's set this up. Mark Millie is the Chairman of

(01:38):
the Joint Chiefs day. That's that's like really important. That's
that's fairly that's fairly important. And as Chairman of the
Joint Chiefs under Donald Trump, Mark Millie reached out to
our mortal enemy China and told them that he would

(02:00):
tell them before we attacked. He would give away our
battle plan to our enemy before we attacked. That's what
he told our Chinese counterpook. That's high treason easily, that's
that's life in prison, if not the death penalty, if
it's permitted by law. It's that big a deal. That's
a big of how big of a deal high treason is.
Joe Biden, the Commander in Chief, was asked about this

(02:22):
today and his response was so perfect. Here's what Joe
Biden said, confidence in general, Milly Jesse, what are you
talking about? Perfect? What do you mean? Perfect? Jesse? He's

(02:43):
not gonna take responsibility for it, He's not. He's gonna
let him get away with it. Oh wait, wait, wait,
hold on, hold on, it's much worse than he's going
to get away with it. You know, Mark Milly's going
to end up making a fortune off this, right, Mark
Billy is a is a servant of the system. If
he doesn't already, he will very shortly. I guarantee you

(03:04):
have a book deal signed, probably make five six million dollars.
It'll have some title on there that will make you
want to put your head through the desk, something like
Courage to Act or something like that. Chris, do be
a favorite Mark that spot on the showdown, because if
the guy does come out with a book and it's
called Courage to Act, I'm going to be obnoxious about it.

(03:27):
But what am I talking about, Jesse? Why is this good?
I'm ready to murder somebody's It's not good because we're
supportive of what Biden is doing, We're supportive of Millie,
We're supportive of the communists. It's not good for any
of those reasons. It's good because you and I must

(03:49):
completely change our mentality. We must completely change the way
we do politics, or we are finished. We have spent
one hundred years losing to the last losing ground and
losing ground and losing ground. Do you want to know why?
Do you want to know why? You've never once taken
one inch back federally in a century? A century half

(04:09):
the country thinks like you think, they want what you want.
And in a century you've never taken an inch back,
You've only lost ground. Do you know why you play defense?
They play offense. Let's just go over just a couple things,
just just the past couple weeks of the Biden administration,
how brilliant it is, and how we must do likewise,

(04:33):
Joe Biden's administration, and just the past couple of weeks. Well,
he yanked all our people out of Afghanistan immediately, Okay,
country collapses to the Taliban. Did Joe Biden apologize for that? Nope?
He sent some troops back in try to secure an airport,
and thirteen of our American warriors gotten cinerated by a

(04:54):
niceist suicide bomber. Did Joe Biden apologize? Did he slow down?
Did he back off? Nope? He still said I'm pulling out,
and during this entire time, we're freaking out right, you
can't pull out this as a disaster. Biden said, I'm
freaking out, what are you talking about? He pulls our
people out, and then in response to thirteen American warriors

(05:14):
getting killed, what was Joe Biden's response. He incinerated a
family of ten, including an AID worker in small children,
who worked for the United States of America, and we're
probably going to come here on a visa. He incinerated
them with the drone strike. That's a war crime. By
the way, did he apologize that he resigned, did he
back off? Nope? Joe Biden went right into the next thing.

(05:35):
What was the next thing? A vaccine mandate for America,
completely illegal, the most tyrannical thing any president has done
since FDR through the Japanese people in internment camps. We
can probably say that. Did Joe Biden stop, slow down,
rain it in, apologize, Nope, didn't miss a beat. Right
on to the next thing, Right on to the next thing.

(05:58):
He's now working on a three point five trillion dollars
bill that has everything the Left has ever wanted in it.
And the only thing standing between you and me and
that bill's passage is the only thing standing between you
and me and that bill's passage is two Democrat senators
Mansion and cinema. This is all very frustrating, isn't it.

(06:22):
You feel overwhelmed. And then today Millie, Millie gets discovered
as being a high treat and he's a trader. He's
a trader. He should be worrying about the firing squad. Instead,
he gets a vote of confidence from the President of
the United States. Millie has already said he's not going
to resign. He did not even deny. He put out
a public statement, didn't even deny what they said. So
he did it, didn't deny it. And he's moving right along.

(06:46):
You're sitting there right now, just like I am. And
how do we feel? How do we feel at this moment?
We feel completely overwhelmed. They're just it just keeps coming,
and there's bad news, and there's there's more bad news,
and oh my goodness, there's more bad news, and there's
something else, and hold on, hold on, you can't bring
something else. We're still trying to address the last thing.

(07:08):
Why aren't we talking about We've just moved on. That's intentional.
That's why they win. That's why we lose. We on
the right, because we've been so conditioned, I don't know,

(07:31):
infected with some soft, non biblical version of Christianity. I
don't know what the reason is, whether it's religious, I
don't know, but the Right feels like it should. Well,
I want to do this. Oh okay, maybe not too much,
just a little bit. I'll do a little bit of it.
Can I tiptoe up to a lot of you guys
gonna be too mad? Okay, I'm tiptoeing. Okay, I did it.
I did it. Oh, how mad are you? Okay? I better?

(07:54):
I better stop. I'll do some press conferences. No, we can't, gosh,
Oh my gosh, guys, we can't do anymore. We have
midterms coming up. People are really mad. I have to
answer some hard questions. I can't. I can't do anymore.
That's how the Right operates. How do the communists operate?
Offense all day long? I don't care that you're mad. Good,

(08:16):
here's something else to make you matter. Oh you're mad
about that too, good. Here's something else to make you matter.
Oh you're really mad about that. Good. Here's ten more
things to make you matter. Here's everything you hate. Choke
on it at once. Us. We're trying to be nice.
That's why they win and we lose. Texas just recently

(08:37):
passed a pro life bill, wonderful bill, by the way,
to totally support it and support everything they've done. Okay,
why weren't there ten more bills the next ten days,
making them just as mad as the pro life bill? Okay, good,
Here's a gun bill, here's a tax cut, here's a
board of security bill, here's a dis here that that
if for no other reason than to overwhelm them and

(08:59):
make them, put them on their heels, make them feel overwhelmed,
make them feel surrounded enough, tiptoeing enough. Are you sure
someone might get bad about this? Those days must stop
now now. Hate Joe Biden all you want. I do.
Hate these communists all you want, and I most definitely

(09:21):
do learn from them. Learn from them. They're winning, we're losing.
We must change our mentality. It's gonna be a great
show tonight eight seven seven three seven seven four three
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(10:51):
And lest I forget, I can't believe I almost forgot
this before we get back to fighting Back and Millie
and offense and all the other fun stuff. Tomorrow, tomorrow
we're doing something different. Remember Fridays are normally asked doctor
Jesse Friday's here on the world famous and very important
Jesse Kelly Show, Chris. But this week, this week, my

(11:16):
sons and I we have to arm ourselves this Friday
and go defend America. You see that we are being
overwhelmed with doves, and if we don't put a stop
to them, none of us will survive. So my sons
and I we are going to go and we're going
to murder as many of those doves as humanly possible

(11:37):
on behalf of your freedom. So I won't be here
this Friday. Don't worry able right back on Monday. That
means I can't do ask Doctor Jesse Friday. Well, I
understand that that is basically like it's like food, water,
and shelter for you. You need it to survive. What, Chris,
So we're doing an ask Doctor Jesse Thursday, that is tomorrow.

(12:00):
Get your questions in now, Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show
dot com, Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com or
you know what, No, just get your questions and make
sure you put asked doctor Jesse in the subject line.
I'm considering. I think I probably am going to do
a trial run tomorrow of Asked Doctor Jesse phone calls.

(12:24):
I have no faith this is going to work, and
I mean zero faith. I'll just be hanging up on
people all day long, but we might do a trial run.
So get your questions in back to what we were
talking about. I mean, we can't, we can't undersell the
gravity of this situation. I mean, look, let's let's go back,
let's you know, let's rewind us a little bit more.

(12:46):
I want you to play. This is a little bit long.
This is Joe Biden, blinkin Saki, this is this is
all the lies they told you about Afghanistan from January
to lie I remember this, remember all this. Will not
conduct a hasty rush to the exit. We'll do it.
We'll do it responsibly, deliberately and safe. Our embassy, of course,

(13:11):
is remaining there and a presence there as well. We're
not withdrawing, we're staying, the embassy staying. I met with
the Afghan government here in the White House in the oval.
I think they have the capacity to be able to
sustain the government because the Talibond takeover of Afghanistan now inevitable, no,
no particular outcome in our view, is inevitable. But there's

(13:34):
no intention right now to close the embassy or to
close all the diplomatic presence. The situation in Kabu is
calm right now. The Afghan government will likely collapse. That's
not true. They clearly have the capacity to sustain the government.
We are not going to walk away and not sustain
their ability to maintain that force. All of it a lie,

(13:58):
every bit of it a lie. Now, you can be
mad about those lies, and I am too. I am too.
You can be mad about those lies. But when all
that turned out to be untrue and the disaster happened,
did a single person in the Biden administration, Saki Biden, Blincoln,

(14:19):
Davis or Davis, Austin Millie, did a single person even
indicate the slightest bit of remorse? Not one. They kept
moving forward and moving forward and moving forward. Do you
remember Blincoln? Remember Blincoln? A secretary of State stands up

(14:40):
and says, eighty billion in equipment it's gone. Approximately What
is the dollar value of the equipment that's been left
behind that now the Taliban controls. What's the dollar value
that center? I believe the equipment provided over the last
twenty well little lesson twenty fifteen year years was about

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eighty billion dollars of that equipment that remains, as you know,
what was given the Afghan security forces, and of course
some of that is now in the hands of the
town eighty billion dollars. Oh my goodness that I mean, look,
we moved right past that. To be honest, I did too.
Who can keep up with all this stuff? A billion

(15:23):
dollars in weapons, in vehicles, in American equipment. We spent
twenty years fighting these people and then just gave them
an eighty billion dollars military budget on the way out
the door. That alone, that alone, that's impeachable. You could

(15:43):
impeach the President of the United States on that. What
about what about the Americans though? I mean, we don't
even talk about that. We pulled up on purpose, packed
up and left hostages there for the town laband many
of whom are still in Taliban hands. How many of

(16:04):
them approximately? You said, we don't know the exact number,
but but how many legal permanent residents are we convinced
are still in Afghanistan? We don't. We don't have an
exact number, but it's but around number of thousands. Pardon,
in the thousands, in the thousands, in the thousands. A
shocking scandal, a scandal that would bring down a Republican

(16:26):
president like this? Why not because of the media. I
get that all the time. Oh, they have the media.
We don't have the media. And I'm not I'm not
discounting the media. I'm really really not discounting the media.
I know it's powerful. I know it's a big deal
to have the media. I understand that. I'm not discounting that.
But you don't want to know why it would bring
us down. Why Trump got impeached twice. Why you don't

(16:49):
want to know why? Because we slow down when the
heat gets turned up. Oftentimes we stop, sometimes we flat
out backtrack. Oh, you're right. If this had been a
Republican administration that pulled any of this off, you would

(17:09):
still you wouldn't have done anything else. By the way,
there would have been nothing else done. Everything would have
ground to a halt, and you would still have Republican
presidents and spokesman on TV every day doing some form
of public apology. And we're gonna try to do better
and we'll get it fixed. And I'm sorry, guys, it
all are bad. Them didn't miss a beat, didn't miss

(17:36):
a beat. In fact, the worst their mistakes get, the
faster they move. The worst somebody screws up, the more
they'll promote them, never apologizing, always doubling down. And when
I say we have to change and become like them,
I get this a lot, Jesse. I never want to

(17:57):
be like them. Okay, so you want to live in
a communist hellhole? Do you want to be allowed to
go to church? Because I'll get this a lot. I'll
get this a lot, Jesse. That doesn't sound very Christian.
Maybe maybe your Bible is a little bit thinner than

(18:20):
mine is, because mine, gosh, it's really really thick, and
there's actually more than just you wouldn't believe it. There's
more verses in the Bible than just turn the other cheek.
I know this is shocking. I know for American Christians
this is stunning. I'm reading about this guy. What is
his name starts with a d David David. Let me

(18:40):
see what. Let me see what he called him, a
man after God's own heart. And let's see what was
David doing. Oh oh, he took his sword and went
and cut off two hundred four skins. Stop with this
pathetic weakness, Stop with your cowardice and using the Bible
as a justification for it. Hurt these people, push them back, politically,

(19:05):
pass laws they hate, make them flee your state, in terror,
put them on their heels eight seven seven three seven
seven four three seven three. Hang on, that's much alike.

(19:30):
Confidence in general, Moe hate him all you want. That's
how it's done. That's how we must conduct ourselves going forward.
And I see we have a laundry list of California
callers on the line, understandably, So so let me let

(19:51):
me address something about California before we go, and I
will take some calls. I understand people are hurting today
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eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three.
For those who don't know, allow me to do a
quick little breakdown on what happened yesterday in California. Gavin
Newsom is their governor. That's slicked back here, worthless piece

(20:14):
of filth. Look, you can't ever trust the dude with
here like that. Just a heads up. He has been
probably the worst lockdown tyrant in the United States of America.
He's look, I realized there's a lot of competition there.
He's been horrible. In California itself is such it's such

(20:34):
an interesting place because for people who've never been, it's
easy to rip on California. It is they're politicians are
their political process is awful. The state is completely run
by communists. All the worst politicians seem to come out
of California. So people who aren't from California or haven't
ever been there, it's just a disaster to them. But

(20:56):
I want you to understand something. Haven't spent a significant
amount of time in California. California is truly, truly paradise.
It is paradise and everything from the Redwoods of northern California.
I mean, we did mountain warfare training up in northern California.
Don't think about that when you think of Cali. Do
you down to the beaches and the pretty girls and

(21:17):
the good food, and it's just it's paradise. The weather
is perfect. It's paradise. So it sucks to watch the
place be gone. And Gavin Newsom and the rest of
the Democratic Party has just carved up that state like
a Thanksgiving turkey. Now, there are a ton of Republicans
in California, actually the most Republicans of any state in

(21:38):
the Union. I believe you don't think about that, do you,
But it's true. Numbers of wise, it's true. Newsom pushes
the COVID stuff a little too far with the wrong people,
and they kick off a recall campaign on Gavin Newsom,
and it really started to get some wheels, and people
were especially all those people on the right who were

(22:00):
desperate out there, desperate for some change in leadership, some
kind of sanity. It's the most expensive state in the Union.
It's it's just very, very difficult to live there. They were,
they were crying out for some relief, and people started
to get hopeful. There were a bunch of people running.
Larry elder Be emerged as you know, kind of the
leader of the opponents, but it just there were a
bunch of people running for it. Yesterday, Newsome wins. Newsome wins.

(22:27):
Newsome wins pretty easily. My friends in California are devastated today,
absolutely crushed, crushed and having personally lost in election. You
know what, I'll tell you about that election night here
in just a minute, because I can relate having personally
lost in election. I know what it's like, I know

(22:50):
what you're going through. I know what you're going through.
I know believe me. I'm going to say this, and
I'm totally fine if you disagree with me. I'm not
in charge of you. I'm just gonna say this, if
you're in California and you're on the right, if you're
an anti communist, we need you in Texas, we need

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you in Florida and South Carolina, in Oklahoma, and pick
your red state. Not that we want you, I mean
you probably do want you. We need you here. Need
you are useless to us. You are useless to the
right in California. And that is not in any way

(23:34):
an insult to the people out there. Today. Many of
my friends are saying this, No, I'm never leaving. I'm
staying and fighting. I can never rip on somebody for
having the guts to stay in fight. I'm not ripping
on you for that. I I'm looking at the big picture,
and in the big picture, you know what you are.
You know what you are. You're a little speed bump

(23:57):
who gets steamrolled and never ever ever make a difference
for us. The federal government in this country is almost,
undoubtedly irreparably broken and cannot be saved. California is probably
irreparably broken and cannot be saved. But there are many
states in this country that can be saved and have

(24:20):
been saved, where you can live, work, and worship in
a way you want around people who think like you.
But I can't stress this enough, but we are not
going to keep these states read unless we get reinforcements
from you. We need you, We must have you here.

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We need you here to fortify this place, to make
sure this place remains better and different and the way
we want to live. You know what I was doing
in July. You know what I was doing. What you
were stuck locked inside of your home and nineteen masks
and little Billy was wearing a mask in school. And
what I was doing in July, having gigantic neighborhood cookouts

(25:05):
where the kids were playing in pools and squirt guns
and water balloons, and the adults are sipping on beer
and playing corn hole and we're having a gigantic having
a gigantic barbecue that day, and there's board games and
it's a blast. Oh did I mention that was July
of last year, in the height of the pandemic here

(25:29):
in the Texas burbs. We were living our lives. No,
I'm not stupid. I've lived all over I'm not gonna
sit here and tell you well, our weather's good. Your
weather's a lot better in California. Our weather sucks. I
get it. I get the appeal of living in California.
And I'll never rip on you for staying. I will not.

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It's a better life if you move and we need you.
Florida need you. Pick your red area, they need you.
We must have you here. Tactical retreat is not surrender.
Repeat after me until everyone understands this. Because I get this,

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I'm never giving up. Tactical retreat is not giving up.
Tactical retreat is the reason you live in the United
States of America. What am I talking about? There was
this sky Maybe you've heard of him. His last name
is Washington, first name George, fairly important to the founding
of the nation. Do you want to know what his
specialty was? He was so good at it to this

(26:35):
day they study it in war colleges around the world.
You want to know what his specialty was? The tactical retreat. Okay,
I have a limited number of troops. I could stand
my ground and fight the British here and lose all
of them with no reinforcements and now we don't have
in America. Or I could move away. I could wait

(26:58):
and fight the battle I want to fight in the
location I can win in, and then I can actually
win the war, and he did. Tactical retreat is not surrender.
I am sorry about California. I love the place. I'm
not I mean, I would venture to guess most people

(27:19):
who don't like California have never been there. I mean
San Diego. And I've had so much fun in LA
and like I said, northern California, and just I mean,
I have had fun in Riverside. I love California. Well,
I did a bunch of construction work out there. It's
just it's a beautiful place, and I know it is paradise.
I'm never going to be anti California, but I am

(27:40):
pro this. I am pro you, and I am pro
making sure your kids and my kids get to enjoy
some semblance of the same kind of life you and
I have enjoyed. Can we do that at a federal
level in this country? No? Probably, my goodness, even the
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs is a worthless piece of crap.

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Can we do that in California? New York? No, my gosh, no, No,
you do me no good there, You do us no
good there. But there is a place there are many
places where you can do a lot of good, a
lot of good. You can't save California. You can preserve

(28:24):
some semblance of a good area for yourself and your
kids and their kids after them, but you can't do
it from California. I'll take your calls on this eight
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anything else you want to vence about in just a second.
But first, husband and wife driving home from dinner. They

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get stopped at a red light. It could happen to anybody,
probably sitting there gabbing with each other. Boom, car gets
surrounded by an angry mob. Just that alone would be terrifying.
The slapping on the glass and the cussing, and which
it would be terrifying. They get the door open, start
dragging the husband from the car. He reaches and, by

(29:08):
by the grace of God, gets his hands on his
He wrote twenty twenty non lethal weapon pop Pop shoots
his attacker twice in the chest. Unleash is a brutally
powerful chemical irritant. His attackers are forced to back away.
This guy and his wife, alive and well and married
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(29:53):
Kelly show Man, California. Listeners are hurting, and I understand it.
I understand. Look, hey, I'm gonna give you a chance
to vent the rules remain. I don't know how many
new listeners we have. Clearly it's quite a few. No, Hi,
Jesse's no, I love the show. No, how are you?

(30:13):
Nobody wants to hear us talk on the phone. When
I say your name, get right to your point, get
to it quickly. If you drone on and on, I'm
just gonna hang up on you. It's fine, it's fine.
But just know when the line goes dead, you're sell.
Didn't drop. I actually personally did that. Will in Carlsbad, California,
will go. Yeah, apparently wheel's not going all right. But

(30:49):
Rand Paul General Millie should should be removed and court martialed.
If secret calls to China are confirmed, removed in court marshalled. Okay,
why hasn't it been done? Why hasn't it been done anybody?

(31:11):
Because we don't hold the levers of power anymore. Why
don't we hold the levers of power anymore? Because we
didn't play offense, and they did. They did, They played offense.
They did all the things that would make you uncomfortable,
that would make me uncomfortable. And I'm not saying that
makes you a bad person. Doesn't make us bad people.
I mean I'm a bad person. That doesn't make us

(31:32):
bad people. They did the necessary thing to win. And
this sounds in this country for some reason, this sounds gross,
but it doesn't change the truth of it. The winner
makes the rules. They're making the rules. Now, let's try
this again. Will in California, you go, But I'm a

(31:53):
Californian home brand from San Francisco, La San Diego. I
live in Carl's Bad Paradise. Indeed, I am going to
fight from within because I'm not forty like you. I've
got two grown children that are as old as you,
and grandchildren. They're embedded here. We're gonna be fighting from within.

(32:16):
Both of them went to college and guess what they're
listening to you because they accepted our conservative values. I'm
gonna pick these little cherries off one at a time
and try to convince even my closest to friends who
are libs. I am talking to them about common sense.
Newsom we call him Mussolini. Mussolini. We had to get

(32:41):
rid of him. We lost because he had a fifty
million dollars war chest. All of our people, including elder,
couldn't come up with a third of that combined. No,
I'm I appreciate the call. Will I hear you? No?
I are you look look like I said? I respected.
I told my point of view. It ain't my job

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to tell anybody where to live. I'm telling you from
an overall point of view. We need you, we need
you here. But I get it. Look especially a guy
like that's seventy one years old, lived all over the
state and trenched in there. I'm not going anywhere. Heck,
I don't blame him. I don't blame him. But I
also come at this from probably a different point of

(33:22):
view than many people, and I do sympathize that my
life is not your life. I've lived everywhere. I've lived
everywhere at one point in my childhood. I've told you
this before. I'm not making this up. We lived in
ten houses in ten years. I just know what it's
like to move. And oh gosh, I've lived in five

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or six of the US states. I know what it's
like to move. And I understand that's not everyone's life experience.
When people are born in one place and they stay
in one place their whole lives, especially when you're like Will,
you're seventy two, it's easy to sit here and say
pack up and move. But here's the honest truth. And

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I'm just giving this to you right between the eyes.
You know, I love California. As I just said, I'm
not interested in saving California. I'm not even sure we
can save the United States of America the federal system.
I am interested in making sure my sons and their

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sons and their sons are able to live and something
that even closely resembles the country I've had to live.
And I also recognize numbers are limited, numbers are limited,
people are finite. There are only so many of us
out there. And if we have people buried in the

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state of California getting steamrolled in every election, in the meantime,
Texas is getting a little bit bluer and a little
bit bluer and a little bit bluer and I never
get reinforcements. Well it may be brave, but it ain't smart.
Scott in San Diego Go two quick points in a question.

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First point being that this wasn't a total disaster with
the recall. We haven't had blackouts Jesse all summer. And
if you think that's just a coincidence, I think not.
It's been one hundred and four in San Diego County.
I got a generator because I was expecting blackouts both
this whole recall thing. This guy hasn't blacked out anything.

(35:32):
So that is when the bad news is is now
the people who mostly vote against him, that are in
the rural areas are going to get blackouts. Now I
have a failing Coincidentally, but my question being, and all
hang up is who needs Democrats with Republicans like Mitch McConnell.
Are they saying that they wouldn't impeach Biden even if

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he has the lever? All hang up and listen to answer.
You know what I call the system. It's a great call.
What I call the system. The system is the exact
same ideology controls the entire Democratic Party, at least half
the elected Republicans federally, if not more probably sevent The

(36:18):
exact same ideology now controls our corporate world. The exact
same ideology controls the education system kindergarten all the way
up to PhD in this country. The same ideology controls
the entertainment system. And do not discount how important that
YouTube video your son watches is. Don't discount how important

(36:39):
the movies your kids watch are. And the movies you
watch you are learning values. There is one value system
that governs the media to all of it. One value system.
And what have I told you about that value system?
What have I told you about it? I'll tell you
in a second. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Remember

(37:11):
tomorrow is a rare ask Doctor Jesse Thursday because I'm
out defending America taking on dubs on Friday. So get
in your ask doctor Jesse Questions now Jesse at Jesse
Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Look,

(37:33):
the question was about McConnell. The question was what about McConnell.
We can't win with McConnell. And I brought up the
system before we went to break. Look, the system takes
care of its own. If you're somebody like that, somebody
high high up in Republican leadership, you don't have any

(37:53):
incentive to really go against the system. You'll be the
controlled opposition. You'll give some great speeches, but anything that
actually hurts the communist cause you're not gonna do that.
You've got a nice life, man, you got a D. C. Brownstone,
you got private cheer, you've got private planes and steak dinners,

(38:15):
and the wife is doing well. You've got a big
diamond on her finger, and you're not messing up the
status quo. And back to the reality of what we face,
because I'm gonna tell you my quick little election story
here in just a second. Back to the reality of
what we face. Mark Milly. This is Mark Milly back
in two fifteen. Maybe we shouldn't be surprised Mark Billy

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was working with China under Trump. China is not an enemy,
and I think that's important for people to clearly understand.
China is a rising power. China has been a rising
power since Deng Xiaoping in seventy nine. What normally happens historically,
where you have economic growth of that magnitude typically follows

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military power, and they are going to develop themselves and
are developing themselves into a great power. That is not
to say, however, that they are an enemy. Here's what's
so wild about the American mentality. Now, I know this
doesn't apply to you, I get it. But this is
so wild. What applies to the American mentality? Americans are

(39:28):
so soft and weak now that we won't even call
an enemy. Are the chairman of our Joint Chiefs won't
even call an enemy? When China is perfectly comfortable calling
us an enemy. China has written public papers about about
their intention of taking down the United States of America

(39:51):
as taking over as number one in the world. It's
not like they're sneaking around over there, speaking in some
secret language we don't understand and passing notes under the
table in chemistry class. China's publishing books on it, publishing
books on it. They're the enemy. There's America. They're the enemy.
We're gonna take over. For that, We're gonna knock them

(40:13):
down a peg. They're the enemy. When do we get
out of our generals? I mean, they're not railing an enemy,
They're just a rising military power. I mean, I don't
I'm not worried about it. There not an enemy. This
was jen Saki and people were shocked by this. People,
there was all kinds of outrage about this. Earlier in

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the day. Listen to Jensaki when she was asked about
General Milliy and why are you shocked by this? How
much agency does this president give to those beneath them
in the lineups? A chain of commandment well beyond this
president or any president. It's the obligation of every chairman
of the Joint Chiefs to follow constitutional orders to prevent
unlawful military action. This president has no intention of fomenting

(40:55):
unrest or an insurrection. He has no intention of of
obviously moving forward or recommending unlawful military action. Trump Trump
never even mentioned military action. And General Milly worked for
Donald Trump, not vice versa. And people were shocked. People
they asked Kirby about it. They asked Kirby about it.

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Pentagon spokesman Kirby was asked about Millie earlier today, and
they're all they're all holding the line. They're all saying
the same thing. Is there anything unusual that you've seen
or that is the Defense secretary concerned about the reports
that General Milly inserted himself into They tried to stop
the president at the time from having the ability to

(41:40):
launch nuclear weapons. I can't speak to the validity, but
I see nothing in what I've read that would that
would cause any concern. I see nothing in what I've
read that would cause any concern. Do you want let's
have a talk here before I do, before I do
my my congressional losing story. Here's what happened here. Here's

(42:06):
a lot of what you're seeing. Here's what happened under
Donald Trump. The system it got a disruptor. And we've
talked about system disruptors before. That's very much what Donald
Trump was. You can read it. There's a million examples
of these and other nations throughout history where where they'll
be kind of a corrupt, rotted system where everyone who
runs the system kind of has a good thing going here.

(42:26):
They all have a real nice side hustle. They're all
getting a little rich. I mean, the people are all
completely screwed, but the people running the system are all
doing pretty well. So just hey, did nobody upset the
status quo? All right? Everyone? No one, No one gets
two out of whack here and along comes this bombastic dude.
He wants to change foreign policy. He wants to change

(42:46):
trade deals, he wants to heal all these things. And
the system got Donald Trump into office. It didn't see
Donald Trump coming. Member Hillary was supposed to win. Trump
sails into office. What happened there was something that changed
the future of America. And most people don't see this.
You're about to see it. You probably already see it.

(43:08):
I'm about to explain what it was. It changed America,
changed America for the worst. Donald Trump's election changed America
for the worst. Not that Donald Trump did, it wasn't
his fault. But this is what happened the system. Once
Donald Trump was elected, the system decided he is so bad,
he is such a disruption to what we have going

(43:30):
that there simply are no rules anymore. Get him out
at all costs. There's no laws, there's no rules, there's
no norms. And when I say the system, I mean
all of them. Journalists would just make up stories routinely.
You're seeing it at the highest levels. FBI directors just

(43:51):
a spy on his campaign. Yet, go get a warrant
from the fives accord, Wait what CIA directors generals? It
didn't matter. Every single part of the system was so
mortified by Donald Trump. Collectively, they just decided, Okay, there
are no rules anymore. We must get rid of him now. Yeah,

(44:13):
but we should probably shouldn't do this. No, at any cost,
get rid of him now. And it's easy to get
yourself caught up in that situation when you get in
a desperate scenario. And here's what they don't realize, because
they're so deep in the bubble, they don't realize it. Oh,
they got rid of him, don't get me wrong. It worked,
But in so doing they permanently changed what even normal

(44:36):
Americans view as norms in rules. Oh, all that stuff's
gone now, all that stuff's gone now. It changed me politically.
And you know, I liked Trump very much, but I
was never and I will never be for any politician,
a worshiper. I don't waive anybody's pom poms. I thought
it was an excellent president, but I watched the power

(44:57):
of the system and the things they could you to
take down, even the president of the United States they
didn't like. And I was horrified by the state of
our government, horrified by the state of our system right now,
And you should be too. And it changed America. You
might not see it yet, but I promise you will
in coming days. Because now look, you've heard me warn

(45:20):
about the tyrant rising on the right. There will be
a tyrant. In case you haven't heard it. No, I
don't want it to happen because I never want to
see anybody get hurt. That's not who I am. But
there will be a fascist tyrant, a real fascist tyrant,
rise on the right, and he will murder people, and
he will jail journalists, and he will throw communists side
of helicopters, and it will be terrible. And whenever I
bring up this fascist dictator on the right, seventy five

(45:44):
percent of my audience says, can't wait. Can't wait. The
efforts to get out Donald Trump, the efforts to destroy
Donald Trump at any cost, they created an opposition this country,
and now we are stuck both pulling apart and at

(46:05):
the same time on a serious, serious collision course. And
I mean serious collision course. That's why I have brought
up a million times national divorce. That's why it's not
because I want America to break up. I bring up
national divorce because I'm trying to avoid any ugliness, and

(46:26):
I see ugliness coming. We got Michael Malice, the Anarchist
coming up in about fifteen minutes. I'll take some more emails.
I'll take some calls eight seven seven three seven seven
four three seven three. But how are your house slippers?
Do you have house slippers? You know, the greatest slippers

(46:47):
on earth are called my slippers. They're from my pillow.
This is not surprising, Mike Lindell. Mike Lindell took over
two years to develop these things. He didn't wake up
one morning and say, Hi, guys, go stitch up some slippers. No, no, no, no.
They took time in these. There's two layers of my
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(47:11):
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(47:56):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. We got anarchist Mike
Malice back by popular demand, coming up in ten minutes
from now. He's such a wing nut. I love the guy. Look,
we should have conquered Mexico. And in case, in case
you're wondering, you didn't miss anything the previous segment. This
is just something we were digging into this during the break.
Conquest is underrated? Could it be a little ugly? Yeah,

(48:19):
of course, of course it can go. Ask the average
person in Mexico today, will they rather live in America
or were they rather live in a narco state. Well,
I mean this is what I've been trying to get
across to the right, and I'll always hammer on this.
I've been hammering on it all night. If you bring
up playing offense, and I mean real, real offense, like

(48:42):
I brought up Republican legislatures in states, don't pass a
bill that makes them mad, past ten of them pass
one every day for a month. Have them just full
out screaming. You know what, I'll get a bunch of
I'll get things like this, Jesse. That's not Christian. Oh Jesse,

(49:03):
that's not what christ would want. Don't you dare use
the Bible to defend your cowardice. You know what isn't Christian?
Allowing your country to get taken over by communist hoards
will align you and everybody in your church up against
the wall and shoot you in the back of the head.
Don't be a man and fight. I mean, I looked

(49:26):
at this headline. Here Afghans indulging in infidelity to be
stoned and the ones who steal things are gonna have
their hands chopped off. And everyone's looking at this and
they're thinking of themselves stoned. Oh my good. They're whipping people,
They're chopping people's hands off. What how could they do that?
Do you want to know how they did it? I'm

(49:47):
gonna break it down for you ready, you want to
want to know they won? You know, who gets to
decide what the rules are in a society. It's not
the guy while I was sir, it's the guy who wins.
It's the guy who wins. When Julius Caesar gathers up

(50:08):
his legions and he marches into Gaul modern day France,
when he marches into Gaul and Julius to Caesar, and
Julius Caesar decides he's going to try to conquer the place. Well,
the people there have a choice, and you know what's
on the line. What's on the line is what their

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culture is going to look like for generations. What is
it going to be. You know who's going to make
that decision. Whoever stabs the other guy the most, whoever wins,
go win, Go go Pass every abortion law you can
to drive them crazy, expand gun rights, cut taxes, pass

(50:52):
border security bills, and then the second they're so mad
you think their heads are going to explode, pass another one,
and then another one, and then another one. I don't
care if it's a bad bill. Passages to drive them crazy.
That's what they're doing to you, and it's working. That's
what they're doing to me, and it's working. We don't
have five seconds to even digest the fact we left

(51:13):
eighty billion dollars in equipment to the people we killed,
because that was like forty scandals ago. That's how it's done.
Though you can hate them, and I do, we must learn,
We must learn. You want to live in a country
that shares your values? Is that what you want? Do

(51:33):
you want your values to be American values, Undoubtedly you do.
I do. WHOA that only comes on the back end
of victory. There's not a shortcut to get there. Well,
wishes don't get you there. If you want the country
to share your values, go win, Go win. Get to

(51:56):
a couple of emails and you can email the show
anything remember Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com, including
your Asked Doctor Jesse questions for tomorrow special Asked Doctor
Jesse Thursday this week. Oh this is not nice. Just
a friendly reminder to you folks down south that Norm
McDonald was a Canadian. We're not all woke's up here.

(52:19):
These dagon Canadians, Chris. As soon as soon as people
found out the wife was on the Canadian national team.
They've been relentless, these Canucks. I'm telling you what, I
don't trust these people. I'm just kidding. Just because their
food sucks doesn't mean anything. Jesse. I've been pondering the
next Conservative president firing every general day one that In

(52:40):
case you missed yesterday's show. Every show is available on
podcast on iHeart, Google, Spotify, and iTunes. On iTunes, leave
a five star rating and leave a review. Talking about
how handsome I am. But I was talking about that
yesterday and what I said was just in reference to
this guy's email. Pick your guy, whoever your guy is,

(53:01):
you want to be president. Maybe it's Trump again. The
scientists cruise, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Here's the problem.
We have the next Republican president. Because the rot is
so deep. The next Republican president must walk into the
Oval office and on day one he needs to fire

(53:23):
virtually every general. He needs to fire, the head of
the CIA, the head of the FBI, every US attorney.
He needs to fire several levels down from all those
positions as well. He needs to go full Genghis Khan
day one to try to carve out some of this
infection that is killing us. But the second part of

(53:45):
that equation is he would be impeached for it immediately.
The system would freak out, they'd question his mental health,
they'd somehow claim it was unconstitutional, and they would try
to take him down. They would Back to the email,
he said, my biggest question is what would be the

(54:05):
process to determine if a general or officer is a
communist loyal to the system or an actual patriot loyal
to the country. And my answer to you is, who cares?
What do I mean by that? Well, it's not that
I want a patriotic officer or general to be kicked out,
not in a million years. The situation right now is

(54:29):
so dire. The cancer is so incredibly invasive. I, you
and I we have no choice but to risk carving
out some good stuff to get that tumor out, because
if that tumor doesn't leave, we're dead. When I say,
fire them all, and what I said was fire everybody

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above O six, and I meant it, everybody, Fire every
one of them. Maybe you hire some back, fire them all.
I meant it. Not because I think they're all bad.
That's up. Third, there's of course gonna be some great
ones in there. But because I can no longer risk
you can no longer risk having that one poison apple
in there. Remember Donald Trump got impeached by some frumpy

(55:15):
lieutenant colonel in the State Department. It doesn't take a
bunch of bad apples to ruin the whole thing. It
takes one. And we simply do not have time to
let that one hang around anymore. We do not. We
must carve, and we must carve deep and we must
carve in ways that are going to be painful. And

(55:40):
what have we been saying about the politics of nice
It's gonna look really really mean. Or we cannot, I mean,
we don't have to, we cannot and then just hand
the country over to the communists. I think I think
maybe we should do some mean stuff now so that
tyrant never really does rise. Don't you. Let's talk to

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Michael Malice, my buddy the anarchist next. Hang on, what
in the world is this? Did Michael Malice pick this song?
Oh gosh, for you new listeners, the guests picked the

(56:23):
music on the show. I should have known better. I
should have known better. I should have I should have
taken away that rule for my buddy, Michael Vallas. He
is the host of Your Welcome also the author of
the book Dear Reader, The New Right and The Anarchist Handbook. Michael,
why do you have to torpedo the interview right from
the start with your musical choices? I was trying to

(56:43):
ask for its raining member. They said, you played it
so much the record Brook. You're a bad person, all right, Michael. Everybody,
especially by California listeners, they're getting they're standing on top
of the Golden gate Bridge right now thinking about doing
the Nestleie plunge. Please talk them off the ledge. Oh,
I don't care about foreigners from other countries. I'm a

(57:04):
texting now. So there's two kinds of countries in the world,
Texas and s phall countries. So everyone in California, you're
a lost cause. I do not advise you to do
something horrible, but give up. There's nothing to live for
in California. It's it's garbage. At this point, I just
want to point out to everybody that Michael Malice just said,
as a Texan, he just moved from New York. He's
a lifetime New Yorker. He moved from New York to Texas,

(57:28):
like last week, you just got here. Why are you
not encouraging people to come here and be happier? What's
wrong with you? Because I don't want Look, we've had
enough immigrants with their stupid big city ideas coming into
our beautiful nation of Texas. I don't want to see
any more of their dumb faces and their twitters and

(57:48):
their inability to drive. I want to stay here in
my beautiful townhouse where the ceilings are so tall that
my voice starts echoing, and I don't know where the
light switches are for all my bathrooms. You're like four
feet tall. Your voice echoes in the toilet. But that's
that's another story entirely, Michael, that's high school. Let's let's
let me ask you this. Yeah, I'm curious about the

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mentality differences between the communists and the Right, because they'll
do it so much better. They're always moving forward. Biden
jumps from one scandal to the next scandal with no apology.
Next scan, when next scan, when next scandal, always keeping
the Right on its heels. The Right can't catch its breath.
But when the Right gets any power at all, they'll
tiptoe right up to the line and apologize while they

(58:31):
do it and kind of half past something and then
turtle up and say, oh, guys, the mid terms are coming.
What is the overall difference mentality wise? I can't figure
out why we're so weak. Well, I wouldn't say weak,
because I do not associate with people like Mitch mcconwill
Kevin McCarthy to put him mildly, Let me why why
is it in the world of YouTube and in a

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world where idiots like you and myself can get their
own shows. Is our Republicans funding NPR. NPR is tax
money to produce stories to turn people against conservative values
every five minutes. Look at their Twitter feed and Republicans
funded year after year and don't even make an attempt
to gut it. At the very least that they try
to do that. They have a good fundraise employ for

(59:13):
the base. But there's such a contempt and a disconnect
between the Republican Party, Republican leadership, and the Republican base
that it's absolutely sickening. And I think you would agree
there is no possibility of salvaging this country, whether you
mean Texas or America via the Republican Party. I do agree,
Actually I agree on a hundred percent. I don't disagree.
But the single thing you just said what I don't

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know is, Okay, what does that mean? Where do we go?
Is that third party? Is that a remade Republican Party?
What does that mean? Stop looking to Washington for solutions.
Washington can only be the source of problems and focus
on where this toxic ideology comes from, and that's the universities.
In the same way that the left has very effectively

(59:57):
made being a cop a mixed blessing at the very
possible best. So does being a university professor have to
be regarded in the population. They are the ones who
are turning the children against America as it should be
and could be. And that's who the right should be
focusing their energy upon. Agreed, But the right will actually
fund these universities, Michael, as you just pointed out about NPR,

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we hand out cash to the universities to teach the
next generation. How much the country sides that you don't
have to fight them financially necessarily, you could fight them
in social media. Find every stupid professor, make sure that
when they tweet their garbage they're called to account for
their lives in depravity. And have more conservative journalists focusing

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on the kind of incestuous relationships that happened between universities, corporations,
and Washington DC. Explain the corporations. Michael, I was thinking
about this the other night. You have all these corporations
passing down these idiotic mandates, purposely gutting their own workforce,
killing their own business, their own business model, and their
off a line because they just want to be aligned

(01:01:03):
with the regime. How did that happens. It's not just
because they want to be aligned with the regime. It's
that this is a good mechanism for them to drive
their competitors out of business by enforcing difficult things for
small businesses to follow suit. Now Biden has this thing,
a hundred employees or more is going to have you
have to prove that you have a vaccine or have
the passport or whatever it is. But very quickly, what

(01:01:25):
you're going to see is a lot of businesses are
going to have ninety nine employees. So that's one thing
that's going to hurt medium businesses. And number two is
corporate America and Washington had been hand in hand since
the thirties and FDR at the very least. And here's
another thing. If conservatives, for example, try to boycott American airlines,
they're upset with a lot of Americans edicts. In the past,

(01:01:45):
American would be on the phone with Mitch mcconwin five
seconds say our business is hurting, and he'd make sure
they got paid back. It has to be a repudiation
of Washington and politics in general. And the answer, of
course that if anarchisms. We're speaking with Michael Malice he's
the host of your welcome author of a bunch of
outstanding books. Now, all right, I might as well give

(01:02:06):
you the floor with your whacky belief system. Explain an
anarchism and why it's the solution. Anarchism simply means you
do not speak for me and everything else's application. There's
absolutely no reason to think that whatever Nancy Pelosi or
Mitch McConnell want to have as the law, that that
has any moral binding upon me, my person, or my

(01:02:26):
property and my family. That's it. Okay. Why are you
in Texas and not in New York? Are you a
supporter of what I've been saying? Well, actually, I know
you are. You've been talking about national divorce and cathedral
stuff for a long time. Are you still a supporter
of that? You're ready, You're ready to succeed, baby. I mean,
Texas is its own country, just doesn't realize it yet.
It's kind of like the girl going through puberty. She

(01:02:48):
not doesn't realize she's a supermodel, but she'll see it
mirrors soon enough, and then everything's gonna be fine. Okay, Michael,
what is I have been encouraging people because I'm like you,
I try to build people up. I've been encouraged people
in California to get out today. What I've said is
simply this, I love California. It's a paradise. It's also

(01:03:08):
not salvageable. Texas is salvageable. Florida is salvageable. South Carolina
is salvageable. Move. We need you, we need reinforcements. But
I have people. I have people with mixed emotions about it.
People want to stay, people want to move. Some people
are saying no, I'm going to stay and fight what's
right and what's wrong. They should stay where they are,
and we should also find the ones who just got

(01:03:30):
here from California and send them back so they can
learn what went wrong and then come back and teach us.
Michael Afghanistan is chopping people's hands off now for theft,
which actually is not a totally terrible idea. But what
I said was, yeah, they won, that's what That's what
you get to do when you win. And for some reason,
we don't have this winning mentality on the right. Why

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I don't think chopping off the hands of your population
is winning. I mean, by that logic, we could forcing
everyone to take a vaccine against their will would be winning.
I think that certain things like that have an enormous cost.
And I don't think Afghanistan at the moment can be
described as a very stable society. To put them modly, No,
not a stable society. But I'm saying the winners make
the rules, and they're getting to do that because they won. Obviously,

(01:04:16):
obviously obviously chopping the hands off of people was probably
not moving you up to societal ladder. But they get
to do whatever they want now because they won. We haven't. Well,
the same thing with the Democrats. You're just complaining about
five minutes ago. They won. So politics is always about
the winners setting whatever rules they like for themselves and
using the law to force the losers to bend beneath

(01:04:38):
Michael Malice. Everybody where can they people get your stuff?
But Twitter, dot com, Michael Malice and anarchist handbook dot
com always a pleasure, Jessee. Right, it's crazy, crazy to
think about how fast we've lost this place. But all
was not lost, All was dot lost. All right, we'll
get to some more emails, I get to some phone calls.

(01:04:59):
We have to get to this Virginia Tech thing. Look, Hey,
we're gonna have another talk about college. You're ready to
have another talk about college and a drone carrying drugs?
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is the Jesse Kelly Show. And remember remember Tomorrow not Friday.
Tomorrow's and ask doctor Jesse Fridays to get your emails in. Now.
I know it's I know it's Thursday. We're calling it Friday.
Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse
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little congressional story about losing, because we have so many

(01:06:54):
listeners in California and they're mad and they're hurting today,
and it's totally justifiable. Get this. I ran for Congress
in Arizona. You pretty much know that by now. Gabrielle Giffords,
the one who got shot. Right before she got shot,
like two weeks beforehand. I was her Republican opponent. I
had won the primary and I was a Republican opponent,

(01:07:15):
and I lose that race to her. But that was
kind of a different race because there wasn't like this
election night thing where Boom I lost. It was so close,
it was within four thousand votes. They didn't know who
won and lost. It was one of those things where
they're like, hey, everybody go home. There was an automatic
recount of the votes, which took like a week, so

(01:07:36):
it was really kind of anti climactic. You just woke
up every day and you waited for a phone call.
They recounted, and you won. Hey, they recounted your lost.
So in the end we lost. It's fine. But I
turned around, like six eight months later, they had to
call a special election because Giffords had been shot, and
I turned around and ran again because they had to

(01:07:56):
have a special election. Well, I was running up again.
Her chief of staff, Ron Barber was his name. He'd
also got shot, and we had again had to have
a Republican primary, and I beat everybody again. I should
say I'm two and own Republican primaries. There's that. We
had a Republican primary and I beat everybody again, and
then I was going up against Ron Barber. Well, this

(01:08:18):
was the night. This hurts. So believe I'm trying to
get across to you how much I understand you run
in and as you could probably imagine, when I ran
for office, I ran hard. I was at every event.
I was at every party. We were knocking on doors.
We were just killing myself trying to get it done.
So I'm a true believer. I'm what you'd call a
true believer. I was all in and it was a

(01:08:38):
very difficult race to pull for a lot of reasons.
But we were pulling the race, and we knew it
would be very close, or at least we thought we
thought it would be very close. We thought we were down,
but we thought it was close and thought we had
a chance. One of those things, so you want to
have an election night party, that's pretty standing. You have
an election night party. Hey, people will do it at

(01:09:00):
various different places. They'll do it at bars and restaurants,
still do it at the party headquarters. They'll do it
at their home. That you have a party, and you
choose who to invite. Some people have a big one, Hey,
everybody's welcome. Some people. I have a small one, just
friends and family. We decided because my supporters were die hard.

(01:09:20):
To put it mildly, I had. I had supporters who
would lay down in traffic for me. I mean, we
still get people sending emails into the show. They still
have Jesse Kelly bumper stickers on their cars in Arizona.
So it's like I had some hardcore supporters and we decided, hey,
let's have a big party for them, and we did
ours in a hotel. I forget what the hotel was.
We had ours in a hotel. So we had a

(01:09:42):
conference room rented and we had an open bar or
I don't remember if it was open bar, but we
had a big portion of the bar reserve for us.
And I would say one hundred and fifty two hundred people.
Maybe that's too much. Maybe I'm remembering that wrong. This
is this is something this about a decade ago, so
maybe I'm remembering it wrong. To one hundred people. There
were plenty of people there and we show up in

(01:10:03):
how it works is you show up about the time
everyone starts getting there, but the polls are really just closing,
so now you're just monitoring the votes and you're doing
what is a politician. You're glad handing with everyone. All
the local news crews send someone over there to follow
you around. Your deal with the local news crews, and
they were all trash and Tucson they're actually even better,

(01:10:24):
they're better here in Houston. But they were trash and
Tucson and it didn't matter. But they're following you around.
You're doing interviews, you're you're giving a little statement to
the local paper, and you're glad handing with your people.
The people who show up at your election night party,
they're the people who have put in the work. They're
your volunteers, they're the best people. They're the ones you
can call, hey, can you have a party? Hey, can

(01:10:45):
you knock on doors? Can you answer phones? And they're
the people who are there for you. Well, the night
comes in, and the numbers are coming in, and the
numbers are coming in, and we know, we know there's
about to be a huge drop of ballots, and that
drop of alls is probably going to tell us who
won and who lost. So we retired. We had a

(01:11:06):
few hotel rooms. We retired to the hotel rooms, the
wife and I. We retired to the hotel rooms. And
the RNC had actually sent a bunch of guys out
to monitor some of the election stuff for us professionally,
because they knew the numbers they were looking at, and
they were in another connecting room. And I'll never forget
the moment the numbers drop and I was standing right there,

(01:11:30):
and we went in and looked at him and I
didn't see the numbers, but I didn't have to see
the numbers that I believe. There were three guys from
the Republican Party there and they were just devastated. But
I didn't have to ask. It was it was like so,
and I just asked them. I'm like, so, guess and
it's over and they're like, yeah, it's over. Now. That's

(01:11:50):
not the That's not the worst part. Believe me. That's
not a great that's not a great feeling. But that's
not the worst part at all. The worst part at
all is this when you get people who've valluned here
for your campaign. You know, these are people who believe,
and they believe all the way, and they love the
country and they believe you're going to help save it

(01:12:10):
or maybe single handedly save it, you know what I mean.
They believe it all the way. It's just why they
work so hard. And they're all out there, they're all
outside of the hotel room, they're all down by the
conference room, and they don't have the numbers you have.
They're waiting for you to come down and let them know.

(01:12:32):
And so I took a couple minutes in the room,
just to make sure, you know, just one of those minutes,
you know, pump yourself up, you know, look to the wife, Hey,
you're ready to do this, and she's like, yeah, I'm ready.
You ready to do this? You have to walk out
that door. She's got her armor under yours. Right, You're

(01:12:52):
leading her down, and all your supporters are there, and
it's like you're a celebrity. They're on either side of
you down the hall, pat you on the back. Did
we do it, hey, Jesse, and we get it? Oh
my goodness, you want didn't you? Oh? I knew it
was gonna happen. You can't, you know, you can't be
stopping and telling every one of them, no, I'm sorry,
I didn't do it. I had to walk down to

(01:13:14):
the conference room where they all gathered around the media,
all my supporters, and I had to stand up there
at the podium. And it's not like it's they're far away.
This is not a football stadium. They're they're five feet
in front of me and back. I mean, they're all
right there. It's very very intimate. And I had to
stand up there and let them know we lost. We

(01:13:38):
lost all that work. You did, all those phone calls,
all those doors you knocked on, all that time we
put in together, the debates, fighting tooth and nail, raising money,
all that stuff. Everything you did, everything you put in,
it didn't work. No, I'm not quite done on this yet.
I don't know that this will make you Californians feel better,

(01:14:00):
but it might hang on. Got you. It is the
Jesse Kelly Show. And man, you know, one day, one

(01:14:24):
day I have a million dollar idea. One day we're
going to well, look we're capitalists here. We'll figure out
a way to make money off it. We're gonna put
up a camera so people can see the things we
talk about when we're not on the air, and we're
gonna make a fortune right up until the time we're fired.
This time was all about the speed of light, and Chris,

(01:14:45):
for some reason, thought it transcended time. All Chris's arguments
were so stupid, like normal, we don't have to go
into I have to go into Chris's dumb arguments. But
Chris did bring up during the break, he did bring
up this I don't care about space. He finds it.
I'll get to your phone calls in a minute eight

(01:15:05):
seven seven three seven seven four three seven three. I
don't care about outer space, and I don't know why.
I find your fascination with outer space and space travel
to be incredibly odd. I find it to be incredibly odd.
I'm not fascinated with it at all. I think it

(01:15:28):
is an incredible waste of money. And this puts me
out a step with virtually every American. I think it's
an incredible waste of money. I see, Oh, there's a
new rover and it landed on Pluto, and I think
to myself, okay, woho, why do I care? No, but
you don't understand scientists stay landed and on the moon

(01:15:51):
and they think twenty million years ago there may have
been a drop of water. Oh okay, what does this
do for me? Exactly? No, No, you don't understand. It's
really cool, Okay, really cool. I can do really cool
things with a ping pong ball, throwing it off the wall,
back and forth to myself, and it doesn't cost one

(01:16:13):
hundred billion dollars. Why are we sinking money into a
place where I don't live? What Chris? Okay, hold on, Chris,
you don't ever get to say those words to me.
You know you have any idea. What Chris just said
to me. And we all know how cheap Chris is.

(01:16:33):
Chris just said, and I quote, it's not about the money.
You finally found something you don't care about money on.
This is a this is a miracle. So Chris said,
don't use my money, but a private endeavor. But even that, look,
even that Elon Musk is doing all that SpaceX stuff,

(01:16:54):
and I do admit it, it looks kind of cool,
but I don't care what I care. You know what
I care about when it comes to space. Are we
militarily equipped to take on China and Russia up there?
That's what I care about. And by the way, we
are doing very well in space. But Russia actually has

(01:17:15):
get this, I've actually know this. We have these satellites
up there, and we have different capabilities on these satellites. Well, Russia,
stinking Commies, they're very, very very good when it comes
to space stuff, very good when it comes to space stuff.
And our satellites we have up there, they're on a
specific orbit going around the Earth. Russia has developed satellites.

(01:17:37):
Talk about this for I mean, I guess it's high tech,
but low tech. They've developed satellites that can sneak up
behind ours and hook onto ours and push our satellites
out of orbit. That's real and it's a huge national
security concern. I'm not even making this up. Isn't that wild?
Isn't that wild about that? Man? I'm so smart? Anyway,

(01:17:59):
headline is drug carrying drone bound for prison lands outside
of Virginia school. The drone was carrying a package that
contained marijuana, tobacco, cell phones, and a USBC light lightning converter.
Investigators shared, Chris, what's the USB slash C lightning converter?

(01:18:24):
Could you look it up? Please? I'm sorry you don't know.
Does that gigantic computer in front of you work at all? Anyway?
Sheriff's deputies were called to Brunswick Academy in Lawrenceville about
eight twenty four am when the school employees reported a
suspicious package outside of the school. See this is where

(01:18:44):
you know, if you go to that school, how bad
is your luck? Think Think how close a high school
student was that day to having the greatest day in
the history of high school students. Think about this. Think
about in high school when you knock off at high
school because you don't really go play Dodge Bill anymore.

(01:19:05):
We used to go shoot hoops every now and then.
Imagine you're out there, it's your senior year, your ditching class,
and you're walking out to your crappy car, because you
should have a crappy car when you're a senior in
high school. You're walking out to your crappy car, and
you're looking up in the sky and you're saying, please, Lord,
just let this day in. And boom, a drone crashes

(01:19:26):
in front of you, and you say to yourself, what's this?
And it's nothing but a bunch of weed and cigarettes.
All right, I should probably take some more phone calls
before I get in trouble here. Eight seven seven three
seven seven four three seven three eight seven seven three
seven seven four three seven three. We are going to
Jeff in Virginia. Go hello. I don't know why anybody's

(01:19:53):
body hasn't looked up the Uniform Code of Military Justice
and the ruled that the FBI has for UH sabotage
to see if Millie's broke any of these laws, and
if so, why haven't they already started an investigation. Who's
going to do the investigation? No one up there? Some

(01:20:17):
hardcore jag guy or some hardcore FBI guy that believes
that he should do the right thing. That. Look, Jeff,
it was just it was just a rhetorical question. It's
a good question. Look, it's a good call. I get it,
I get it. But this is what I mean by
the by the pickle we're in right now. Jeff is right.
Jeff is one hundred percent right. He didn't say anything
that was wrong there. We should be investigating. This should

(01:20:41):
be a trial. He should be court martialed. But who's
gonna do it. Who's going to do it? There's nobody
to court martial them. There's nobody to court martial them.
All the people who possess that power, they're all servants
of the system. And this is why, this is why

(01:21:03):
the Communists were so brilliant when they took years, decade
after decade after decade, being purposeful about where they go.
This is why they took years and infiltrated every single
part of our government. Now what accountability is there, Well,

(01:21:23):
someone should arrest, someone should prosecute who who. We couldn't
get Bill Barr to do anything. We couldn't get our
own guy to do anything. You think anybody under the
Democrats is going to do something. Matthew from Ohio. Before
you get to your funny dad's story, where in Ohio?
I was born in Ohio. Well, I'm from the Acrona,

(01:21:48):
but I'm calling from Columbus. Oh that's cool. That it's cool.
My in laws are still in the Columbus area. I
have a bunch of cousins in the Canton area. I
was born in Steubenville. How about that. Now nobody actually
cares about that. Continue on with your dad's story. Well,
for the record, I totally would have snagged the weed
and cigarette. But dad story when I was When I

(01:22:10):
was a kid, I was really into pirates, right, I
thought pirates were the coolest thing ever. So I buy
a book. In the book was called pirate Oology. Right,
so I go I show it to Dad. I'm like, hey, Dad,
check it out. And he's like, oh, what you got there, budd?
You know? So, my god, this book is called pirate ology.
Oology means the study of and it's pirate ology, so

(01:22:30):
it's the study of pirates. When he goes, oh cool, Hey,
matt see, you're not an idiot, thank you, thank you. Matthew.
Oh Dad's the best. Did I tell you did, I
tell you a boy professional wrestling stuff. See, people wonder

(01:22:51):
why I am the way I am. When I was
a kid, like every other kid who grew up in
the eighties, I was into professional wrestling. No. I mean
I'm t five six, seven years old, and I mean
super into professional wrestling. I mean, if you weren't cheering
for Hulk Hogan back then, you weren't even an American.
This is back when wrestling was big, and I'm assuming
it's still big. I don't watch anywhere. I'm assuming it is.

(01:23:13):
It not big anymore, Chris not that big. Well whatever,
I look, it was huge when I was a kid,
and Hulk Hogan was big time back then, and he
would wave the American flag because that was back when
sports stars were expected to be patriotic and all this
other stuff. Well, one day, if you really want to
know how I am the way I am, this is why.
One day I walk up to my father and I'm

(01:23:35):
talking to him about wrestling. I'll shoot, I'm up against break.
You're gonna have to wait for the punchline on that
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(01:25:02):
all he's doing. It's still really to be damn. I mean,
it is the Jesse Kelly Show. That's my favorite pro
wrestling sound we ever play on this show anyway, Just

(01:25:24):
to finish up my story before we get back to
some emails and stuff here. I was a wrestling fan
when I was a kid, A huge professional wrestling fan,
and I loved it. I absolutely loved it. And if
you want to know how I am, why am the
way I am? I go up to my father at
one point and I'm young, I'm I'm six or seven
years old, and I tell my dad how much I
love wrestling or I'm talking about I was wrestling. I'm

(01:25:45):
sure I was being I'm noxious about it because I
never stopped talking, and my dad just slicks me and says,
you know, it's not real, right. I had no idea.
I had no idea. I had no idea, just absolutely
burst my bubble. And then, and this is the worst part,
they say, you always turn into your father and even

(01:26:06):
if you don't think you're going to right, maybe maybe
you want to, maybe you don't want to, but you
really don't think you're going to. I realized I did
the day I told my kids that Santa Claus wasn't real.
I'll never forget this. I'll never forget this. Luke was
six years old, James was eight years old. I felt

(01:26:27):
like I wasn't saying it to be cruel. I was
not saying it to be cruel. I felt like I
was lying to them. You know, they wake up their
gifts under the trees. Oh, Santa came Santa Ca. I
know it's weird. I know it's weird. I I just
always felt like I'm lying to the kids. I mean,
there's no freaking Santa Claus. And how long do you
have to raise them before you're like, ah, psych, Mom

(01:26:48):
and Dad were lying. Isn't that hilarious? So I felt
bad about it. I call the boys in, sit them
down for a heart to heart, and I'd tell him, hey, well,
gifts under the tree, they're from us, They're from your
grandparents or aunts. Boys, there's no Santa Claus. No one

(01:27:09):
comes down the chimney like all that stuff. It's just
it's just made up. And I just have this very
heart to heart conversation with them about it. They just
chose not to believe me. It's the most amazing thing
I've ever seen in my life. It took another two
or three years. They would just continue to talk about
Santa this and Santa that, and I would look at
them and I'd say I thought we talked about that,

(01:27:31):
and they would just kind of look at me with
this blank stare and move on. I guess people will
see what they want to see, all right. This email
says Jesse Via Chris, if Chris exists, I heard you
talking about people hitting on your on your wife if
you if you were to pass, I'm six seven, and

(01:27:52):
even though I'm sure you probably ruined her for the
rest of us, I just wanted you to know that
if you have life insurance, and if not, I can
sell you some. That's not very nice. Dear Oracle, Mini
Guns of tex mex Kingdoms, Protector of the Phone Lines,
Hamburger Recipe Lord, and Kami Dogma Destroyer the Third. Just

(01:28:13):
listen to your segment with dave Reeboy and the discussions
about the amount of cowardice and lack of fight present
and Americans at all the mandates couldn't agree more with
you two. It's been enlightening and raging and disheartening to
see so many of our fellow Americans, especially those on
the right, just roll over and accept anti anti accept

(01:28:34):
anti freedom mandates. The system in all its demagogues are
now preaching that freedom is somehow dangerous. Many soft headed
idiots are accepting this doctrine and enforcing it. Not sure
how we get out of this miss mess, or if
we ever will keep up the fight. I love the
show and the burger recipe for you new listeners that
don't know what they're talking about. I'm not doing it

(01:28:55):
again now because I've done it again a couple months ago.
I'll do it again in another couple of months. I
make the world's best cheeseburgers, and I mean it's not
even close. I make the world's best cheeseburgers. We actually
are going to get the recipe up on the website.
It's not on the website yet, but it's something we're
gonna do. Look at I am worried about my fellow Americans.

(01:29:18):
I am. There was another pull out today, another one.
They're coming out every day now. The truth is, you
and me, we're in the minority. Sixty percent again I
roughly fifty eight, fifty nine, sixty percent of Americans, men, women, everybody.
They love these mandates. We're a minority. That's not the

(01:29:40):
end of the world. It can be a lot of
fun being the rebellious minority, and we're gonna have to
make it fun because it's gonna stay that way. But
we're the minority. Jeff in Rhode Island, Jeff go, Jeff
got hung up on Johnny go, Hey there, the bear

(01:30:03):
hunt is on the New Jersey there, Jesse, you can
come get your cloak. All the bears are going to
be disguised as Phil Murphy. Johnny, we can't talk like
that on the air. Phil Murphy. Do we have our
Phil Murphy audio? Gosh, that's the best audio. This is

(01:30:23):
my favorite audio in the in the show's history. A
little history behind the audio before we play it. Phil
Murphy is the absolute scumbag governor of New Jersey, just
total trash and of course, like all the rest of him,
he's not actually scared about coronavirus. He doesn't care about
it at all. And he passed down this mandate. We're,
you know, New Jersey people weren't allowed to go out,

(01:30:45):
weren't allowed to do anything, no big groups. And then
a group of clearly a little bit drunk New Jersey
women find him in a restaurant eating at a table
of seven or eight with his family, and they just
unload on him. It's the best. Oh my god, he Murphy,
how are you doing. You're having your family in the

(01:31:06):
meantime you're having all that kind of other bulls. No, no,
I love drunk. As a matter of fact, you can
go how you know why. I don't need a mask
because you're right. Yeah, he does. No, he doesn't like

(01:31:28):
your freak. Thank you. Come on. It's the best because
it's so New Jersey. It's just the best. It's the
absolute best. All right, I promise you some Virginia Tech stuff.

(01:31:48):
Remember I remember, by the way, guys, go ahead and
look up tuition for Virginia Tech. I need Virginia Tech
tuition while I read this exclusive Virginia Tech still apologizes
for instructors white skin. A Human and Family science instructor
at Virginia Tech Use University recently apologized to her students

(01:32:11):
of color for her whiteness and encouraged white students to
join her on this journey gosh seeds bringing people of
confronting inherent biases. Duncan Lane created a who am I
section in her human development series syllabus. You'll love this.
I'm gonna read you it. I'm a Caucasian sis gender female.

(01:32:34):
What is this sis gender thing. I don't even know
what this word means. I hear these people are psychopaths.
I'm a Caucasian sis gender female and first generation college
student from Appalachia whose Scottish, British and Norwegian heritage. I'm
married to a sis gender males and we are middle class.

(01:32:55):
While I did not quote ask for the many privileges
in my life, I have benefited from them and will
continue to benefit from them whether I like it or not.
This is injustice. I am. I am and will continue
to work daily basis to be anti racist and to
confront the innate racism within myself that is the reality

(01:33:18):
and history of white people. I want to be better
every day. I will transform every day. This work terrifies
me every day. Look how much is it? What's Virginia
Tech tuition? Thirty thousand dollars thirty thousand bucks A here

(01:33:44):
it is the Jesse Kelly Show. I do have to
address this. I have to address it here for just
a couple of minutes. The Federal Bureau of Investigation obviously
not not at the top of my list as my
favorite groups in the country, but Larry Nasser was a
monster and he prayed on young female gymnasts for a

(01:34:09):
long time, and the things Mikaela Moroni and Simone Biles
were saying today in front of Congress, they should really
give people a whole lot of pause into our federal
law enforcement system. They had legal, legitimate evidence of child
abuse and did nothing. If they're not going to protect me,

(01:34:32):
I want to know who are they trying to protect.
What's even more upsetting to me is that we now
we know that these FBI agents have committed an obvious crime.
They falsified my statement and that is illegal in itself.
Yet no recourse has been taken against them. The Department
of Justice refused to prosecate these individuals. Why that's a

(01:34:57):
young lady who was assaulted went to the f BI.
They promptly did nothing, and it sounds like they did
more than nothing. It sounds like they did something, and
it was really bad. After telling my entire story of
abuse to the FBI in the summer of twenty fifteen,

(01:35:18):
not only did the FBI not report my abuse, but
when they eventually documented my report seventeen months later, they
made entirely false claims about what I said. They chose
to lie about what I said and protect a serial
child molester rather than protect not only me, but countless others.

(01:35:40):
USA Gymnastics and in concert with the FBI and the
Olympic Committee, were working together to conceal that Larry Nassar
was a predator. That's a big deal. But I don't
want you to think that was just one disgruntled gymnast.
There was gymnast after gymnast after gymnasts coming through. This
is the fame, Simone Biles. We suffered and continue to

(01:36:03):
suffer because no one at FBI, USAG or the USOPC
did what was necessary to protect us. We have been
failed and we deserve answers. In reviewing the OIG's report,
it truly feels like the FBI turned a blind eye
to us and went out of its way to help
protect USAG and USOPC. A message needs to be sent.

(01:36:27):
If you allow a predator to harm children, the consequences
will be swift and severe. Enough is enough. So what
does it take to get the FBI to stand up
for you? Do you do you have to be a
Democrat running for president? I mean that is that what

(01:36:47):
it takes? Do you have to lie about some race hoax?
I found a garage pool string. Remember that idiot Bubba
Wallace with NASCAR to try it? Of course, I don't
know why people were shocked about this. I told everyone
it was coming as soon as all that George Floyd
stuff happened. Bubba Wallace immediately comes out. Wait a minute,

(01:37:07):
do I have that right, Bubba Wallace? It is Bubba.
Bubba Wallace immediately comes out and puts a Black Lives
Matter on his car, And I said, oh, here we go,
the newest grifter. And sure enough, a week later, a
garage pole string. I found a noose. Someone left a noose,
and it was quite obviously a garage pole string to
anybody who could see it. And yet the FBI sent

(01:37:31):
a team down there. The FBI has been combing the
country since January sixth, and is still currently combing the
country for some people who wandered into the Capitol building,
half of whom thought they were allowed in there. But
if you're the USA gymnastics team and you walk in

(01:37:53):
and tell the FBI, hey, that guy over there, he's
a monster. He not only has done this to me,
he's done this to a million other young ladies. What
are you going to do? About it. They'll not only
ignore it, they'll lie on his behalf. What exactly is
it going to take for people to wake up and

(01:38:15):
realize we need massive changes within all of our federal government.
It is really, really, really bad out there. And if
young ladies, if young ladies don't have any recourse out there,
where does that leave them? Because I will tell you
it is not lost on me that young women are

(01:38:36):
I mean women in general. They're smaller, and they're weaker,
and they're more vulnerable. And if people aren't going to
protect them at all, they're completely screwed. If young women
can't trust going to the FBI and reporting something terrible,
where does that leave them? I'll tell you what this organization,

(01:38:57):
I'll tell you what. H Jesse. I'm retired now and
drive a school bus for extra money. I taught the
kids the Freedo Bandido song and we sing it every
day going down the road. We sure do get some
looks at stoplights, especially the I III parts. Thanks for
the fun and he signs it a Florida fan. You

(01:39:19):
know what, play the Friedo Bandido song for everybody. We
need it. I yeah, yeah, yeah, I am Reggie. I
like Frito scrunchyps. I love him? Might do I want
Frito Sun? Get him from you? I yea, yeah, yeah,

(01:39:41):
oh I am give me Frito scrunchyps and I'll be
your friend. Defrio buntie, though you must not a munch munch.
Oh isn't it so beautiful? And now that it's stuck
in your head, let us get back to the news.
Why am I telling you get out of California? We

(01:40:04):
need you in places like Florida and Texas. I'm not
only telling it. I'm not only telling you that on
our behalf. This headline shows I'm telling you that on
your behalf. Florida Governor Rhnda Santis threatens heavy fines for
local governments that impose vaccine mandates. Yeah, that's right. The

(01:40:24):
day after the recall, LA County has announced you basically
have to mask vacs indoors everywhere. They're locking down the state.
Why wouldn't they Now they just had a recall that failed,
they feel totally comfortable with it. Your state is going
to spend the next I don't know how long, but

(01:40:45):
it's gonna be a long time abusing you. They're going
to spend the next long period of time doing everything
they can to abuse you. There are states out there,
they're government. They're going to be spending the next however long,
trying to protect you. There is a huge difference in

(01:41:10):
standard of living, in way of living. There is a
huge difference. And I am somebody who has lived in
the bluest of blue areas and the reddest of red areas,
and I'm telling you it is better when you live
where it's red. It is. We don't have cultural institutions

(01:41:33):
on our side anymore. We lost them all, We lost
every one of them. We lost the federal government. But
all is not lost. We have states. We have states,
and states still have not all power, but a significant
amount of power in this country. Get there, get your
family there, get your friends there, and fortify them so

(01:41:57):
these scumbags can't ruin everything. Rhonda Santis making a run
for president here. Illinois Governor JB. Pritzker won't say when
the mask mandate will end. Well, yeah, of course he
won't say. Why do you what do you think he
won't say. He won't say for the same reason. Look,

(01:42:20):
they had the famed doctor Fauci all over the news
yesterday and they were asking him when's it get an end?
When can we do this? And it was a whole
bunch of wow. I mean maybe in a little while.
I'm not sure we got it. Asked to be lots
of us and a bunch of us, and there was
never any concrete information. Do you know why there's never
any concrete information? Because they don't ever want it to end.

(01:42:45):
They are never ever going to stop abusing you until
you push back. Never all right, we got headlines I
didn't get to And I have one more little analogy
for you. Hang on, Is he smarter than everyone who knows?
Does he think so? Yeah? The Jesse Kelly Show. It

(01:43:14):
is the Jesse Kelly Show final segment. And do not
forget tomorrow? Is it? Ask doctor Jesse Friday. I understand
it's Thursday. I haven't forgotten the days of the week.
But remember Friday. My sons and I were gonna wake
up in the morning, suit up, clean our weapons, make

(01:43:36):
sure we're don't roll your eyes, Chris, make sure we're
ready for battle. And then we have to go out
there and defend America. And we have to go dove hunting.
Make sure those doves will not take this country down.
It's Denver Russ So do be a favorite, buy your head,
say a prayer for us tonight. Make sure we come
out of this whole thing alive. So Tomorrow's asked Doctor
Jesse Friday, even though it's Thursday. Email your questions into

(01:43:58):
Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. Jesse at Jesse
Kelly show dot com. Try to remember to put asked
doctor Jesse in the subject line. Look, I brought it
up earlier in the show when I meant it what
you're seeing about Millie, chairman of the Joint Chiefs, committing
high treason and then defending himself, not even denying it,
and then everyone of the administration steps up and denies it.

(01:44:21):
I mean, I mean Kirby, Pentagon spokesman, flat out said yeah.
I mean, I don't see what the big deal is.
Is there anything unusual that you've seen or that is
the Defense Secretary concerned about the reports that General Milly
inserted himself into They tried to stop the president at

(01:44:42):
the time from having the ability to launch nuclear weapons.
I can't speak to the validity, but I see nothing
in what I've read that would that would cause any concern.
I don't see what the big deal is it's Look,
it's just the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs telling China,

(01:45:03):
we're gonna let them know before we attack. I don't
see what the problem is. What when Donald Trump got elected,
he was such a threat to the system, they just
decided anything and everything was acceptable in order to remove him,
and they ruined the place while they did it. It

(01:45:24):
would be like you coming home and you or finding
out there's a gigantic spider somewhere in your house, and
so instead of looking for it, setting some traps, maybe
calling the exterminator, you immediately get out the hammer and
start smashing through your walls, into the drywall looking for
the spider. And you can't find it there. So you

(01:45:46):
pull out a pick and you start ripping up your
floors and ripping up your floorboards, and then you're convinced
it must be in the attic summer, maybe hiding in
the insulation. You know what's the best way. Let's just
light a fire and we'll torch the attic and sue
your home is smoldering rubble and there's that fire all
burnt crispy. You finally got him. Who we got him, guys?

(01:46:08):
But then you turn around and the House is gone.
They destroyed this country with their attempts to get rid
of Donald Trump. And people don't see it yet because
you're only seeing the very, very very beginnings of it.
What they have done is they have permanently adjusted the
things society views as normal left and right. People on
the left now they genuinely believe, well, I mean, if

(01:46:31):
there's a Republican who's a Nazi. And let's remember, these
guys think every Republicans a Nazi. If there's a Republican
who's a Nazi, you can do anything, even treason. The
left believes that on the right, the right is starting
to develop teeth. The right is starting to decide, Okay,

(01:46:52):
no rules, sounds good. I'd like my own chairman of
the Joint Chiefs. I'd like him to make some phone
calls to someone else in my behalf. I want my
own FBI director. I'm want to appoint my guy. And
when I do, I want him to go down to
the FISI court and I want him to get permission
to spy on Democrats. Oh does that sound mean? Oh?

(01:47:12):
Is that wrong? You see, the toothpaste doesn't go back
in the tube when you decide to go all in
I mean it's great. It's a great look in the movie.
There's poker movies when they're sitting around playing poker and
he takes all his chips, you know, real James Bond moment,
and he pushes them out of the center of the table. Man,
that looks so cool. When it works out and he wins, Whooo,

(01:47:34):
I'm rich. You know why poker players don't do a
ton of that, because sometimes you lose and then it's
game over. They put all the chips in the center
of the table and all they got rid of Trump
and peached him twice. Some kind of shaky stuff going
on during the election. Trump's gone. Good work, you did it.
But in so doing, you permanently, permanently adjusted what this

(01:47:58):
society views as norms, and that toothpaste does not go
back in the tube. Back to the headlines. I didn't
get to judge Block's medical worker vaccine mandate in New
York State. Yeah, because they sued again. I know you're scared.
I know you're worried. I get not telling you not
to be get a lawyer. Be smart, fight smart, get

(01:48:20):
a lawyer, sue, go after them. They're going after you.
Headline Biden hires group to help bring expelled illegals back
to the United States of America. Remember this, always, always,
always remember this the destruction, It's intentional. Headline. China's navy

(01:48:45):
is patrolling near Alaska. Well yeah, well what have we
shown China? Name one thing we've shown China and the
last eight months that would dissuade them at all from
exit on us a little bit. What do you think
that doddering old fool in the White House is going
to do? It's what nine o'clock back east right now,

(01:49:08):
Joe Biden's probably been in bed for three hours right now.
They'll wake him up and give him his binkie in
the morning. Of course, China is gonna flex on us.
We've done nothing but show the world We're just gonna
grab our ankles for everybody. Headline. Time is running out.
Iran could have the ability to build a nuclear weapon

(01:49:29):
in one month, and I just want everyone to understand
what that means. Israel understandably has no faith. Christ don't
cheer when I say Israel. Israel understandably has no faith
that Joe Biden will actually do anything. Do you think
Israel it's just gonna sit back? Is there anything in

(01:49:55):
Israel's history that has indicated to you. They're just gonna say, oh, well,
I guess we'll just roll the dice and hope everything
works out. There are potentially some very very very wild
times coming, wild times coming. Israel cannot afford to live
in a world of a nuclear Iran who well, don't

(01:50:17):
turn off the news tomorrow, ask doctor Jesse Thursday, Jesse
at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. It's gonna be so
much fun, that's all.
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